#polnareff/reader

[sllverchariot]

Get to You (Polnareff x Reader) Chapter Sixteen

You're a bright eyed and ambitious Anthropology student, just setting off for the international vacation of your dreams. Just days into your trip, however, you encounter a devious and charming man who would set into motion a string of events that would change your life forever, for better or for worse. ♡ word count - 1.3k ♡ warnings - some brief mentions of previous trauma/emotional abuse/manipulation/cheating ♡ notes - this is crossposted on ao3 under the same username as here, updates are far more frequent over there, so if you're interested in more i suggest checking it out on there as well! thank u to everyone who has given this a read so far ♡ this fic follows the events of stardust crusaders with some changes obviously. enjoy!!!

The days had blurred together completely. Most of the time you weren’t sure if you were really awake or if you were still sleeping. Your whole world seemed like it was covered in a wash of gray, despite the warm sun filtering in through the cracks in the curtains. It had only been a few days since you left egypt, you’re pretty sure, but every passing minute felt like hours. 

You just spent your days in bed, maybe flipping through the channels on TV, and sleeping. So much sleeping. On a good day, you’d crawl out of bed and slink to the corner store for some food. 

It wasn’t the first time you’d let your life fall into disrepair like this. There were countless other times where your hopeless romanticism would lead you to heartbreak, and you’d be able to do nothing but rot in bed. 

You thought you were finally past all this foolishness. You’d grown up. You were a big girl, following your passions, going all alone to other countries just because your heart called you to. Your fleeting lovesickness was supposed to be left behind, finally having learned your lesson from one too many broken hearts, and worse. 

But this go around was different. It wasn’t just that your little feelings were hurt. It wasn’t just that you’d gotten your hopes up or twisted yourself into thinking you were more than just what you had to give. You’d found people who really, truly understood you. People you could relate to on a level deeper than you ever thought possible. An unshakeable connection.

And now it was just gone, in the blink of an eye.

One day, you would pack up again, and go home. Back to whatever was waiting for you now. 

You supposed at some point, in the distant future, it wouldn’t hurt so much. It had to. That would have to be the one thread of hope you’d hang on to, whenever the crushing weight on your shoulders became a little lighter and you felt like you could move again. 

But for now you’d just lay here, and let the memories replay over and over again, until you were sure you wouldn’t forget a thing.

-

Somewhere in the blur, you fell asleep again. You must have been asleep for some time, judging by the sunlight now creeping into your room. You shuffled in your bed, turning over to get a glimpse of the clock sitting on the nightstand.

6:10 AM, it read.

You groaned, and pulled the covers over your head, nestling deeper into your fortress. You lay there for a minute. And then a minute more. Until several minutes had passed, and you were just becoming more and more awake. 

Maybe this was a sign. Your body’s way of telling you to get your shit together. 

You threw the blankets off of your head in a dramatic movement, and sat up. 

You swung your legs over the side of the bed, and rose to your feet. You were feeling strangely good.

You walked over to the window, and tugged the curtains open, letting the light flood in, illuminating the disgusting state the room was in. 

The light stung your eyes, and you squinted, your mind slowly registering just how much of a dumpster you’d been living in. Your clothes were everywhere, wrappers and containers and old food in a pile next to the bed. You groaned.

You grabbed the tiny trashcan on the floor by the desk, and started throwing things inside until it was stuffed to the brim. When you were done, you gently placed it back in its spot, careful not to topple the mountain of garbage.

You collected all your clothes, and went through them one by one to find out what was really clean, tossing your dirty clothes back in your suitcase and putting the clean ones in the dresser.

You were taking the day today, taking your life back today. Something in the air was different, or maybe something in you was different.

You got in the shower, your first real shower since leaving the hospital. You let the warm water sting your wound, finally taking a good look at it. It was healing nicely, pink around the scab signaling the growth of new skin. It still looked a little gnarly right now, but one day it would just be a memory. A scar, your only physical proof of the journey you went on. 

It was a long, hot shower, and you allowed it to wash away the curse of the past several days, as if resetting your body and letting you start a new chapter. You hummed whatever song popped in your head, scrubbing away at the physical and metaphorical dirt that had gathered.

You weren’t entirely sure what was happening to you. It was like a switch had flipped inside of you. It was a little worrying. But you were really into hidden messages, so maybe you were allowing yourself to run wild with the idea that not being able to fall back asleep this morning was some great powerful sign from the universe.

After your shower, you got dressed. You put on a nice, light dress. Cool, comfortable. You put on jewelry, along with that silly, (still empty) locket you purchased, and your new knit sweater. You even put on makeup, and styled your hair. 

You would go out today. You’d walk around. You would enjoy the day for whatever it had to offer. You’d go to that coffee shop down the street that was always closed whenever you managed to trudge out of bed before. 

-

When you finally left the hotel, you just wandered for awhile, letting the wind guide you. You walked for some time, popping your head into places here and there. You got a few souvenirs for yourself, and you bought a journal. And eventually, you made your way to the cafe you promised yourself you’d go to, and you just sat outside watching the world go by.

You scribbled in your new journal, drew a few pictures, and wrote down as much of your memories as you could. Every fight, every interaction, every meeting, every moment. You let the words pour out through the tip of your pen, so you’d always have something physical to look back on if your mind grew fuzzy.

As you wrote, you bit back the tears starting to gather. Everything felt like a century ago, but somehow also felt like just yesterday. 

When it all got to be too much, you put the notebook down and just watched. Looking on as everything happened around you, reminding you why you ever went on your trip in the first place. 

Just a girl, eager to see the rest of the world and everything everywhere had to offer.

You stayed there like that until the late afternoon, when the coffee shop you were stationed at started to pack up and close.

You returned to the hotel to find a clean room, having finally removed the do not disturb sign hanging on the door. Fresh sheets on the bed and clean towels in the bathroom. You kicked off your shoes and crawled into the bed, pulling out one of the books you’d brought along but never had a chance to start. You left the window open, enjoying the sounds of the city outside, and eventually your busy day and early morning caught up to you. Despite the sun still glimmering in the sky, you fell asleep, book sprawled open on your chest.

-

You awoke with a jolt, sitting up in bed and letting the book slide off of you onto the mattress. The room was dark now, the sun long since set. You tried to get your bearings as you shifted to being awake. Finally, as your brain turned on again, you realized just what it was that pulled you out of unconsciousness.

The phone was ringing. 

You lazily reached out to grab it, assuming the front desk must be calling you about something. You placed the receiver to your ear, still blinking the sleep out of your eyes.

“Hello?” You questioned, voice still raspy.

“(Y/n)?” Came the voice on the other end, and your breath caught in your throat. 

It was Joseph. 

[c0ffeejelly1]

I know where the hole is!..I think.

-Bros the type to let you take control during his first time

Cw: smut smut smut um smut (virgins, like both of y’all soo) fem dom, thats all. (ALL CHARACTERS ARE TIMESKIPPED VERSIONS 🙏🙏 so basically of age.)

* “A-are you sure about this, babe?..”

* He felt like his heart was sinking to the deepest depths of his stomach with each passing moment.

* Is this a heart attack? Is this how it feels? Is he having one right now??!

* He was panicking. How the hell did he get himself into this position??

* “I mean, I don’t want to force you to do anything you might not like..”

* Who was he kidding? He knew damn well you wanted this! But he’d just never...

* “..we could always just..reschedule?”

* Reschedule? Seriously?

* Who the hell says, 'reschedule’ in this type of situation???

* What had he gotten himself into...

* He could practically feel his brain going into overdrive, the stupid word ‘error’ repeating in his mind.

* Why was his heart trying to wrestle its way out of his body?? Did it want him to die?!

* Is this organ failure? He doesn’t want to die!!..

* And the drips—no gallons of cold sweat running down his face like a marathon...

* Is this normal?!? Sweating this much??

* Could you see this? Was his face clammy looking??

* God, he hoped you were blind to his nervousness...

* This was such a stupid idea.

* And all because of his big ass, egotistical, lying, good-for-nothing mouth.

* If only he’d just said the truth to you...

* The truth that he’d never done something like..this.

* Something so intimate..something so deep..something like having-

* “Are you nervous?..”

* His eyes immediately open wide.

* Why were his eyes even closed to begin with?!

* This was so embarrassing..he could feel the blush on his cheeks rise even more as he avoided eye contact with you.

* “M-me?! Noo…not I’m nervous! I-I mean-..nervous I’m not! Ha..so let’s just um..”

* He gulped loudly.

* Are gulps supposed to hurt your throat?

* He’d have to look that up later...

* ..but back to the problem at hand!

* You were getting suspicious, which wasn’t good!

* And his arms remained laying either side of your head—not because he was experienced and knew what he was doing. No.

* only because he needed something to stop himself from collapsing down onto you like a nervous wreck.

* He was shitting himself.

* How was he supposed to do something like this to someone as gorgeous as you?

* And to think you were willing on your back presenting yourself to him in just your underwear...

* The way your bra would cup the two fruitful breasts he had no shame burying his face in, hiding the sinful buds he’d never seen in his life—actually, there was the one time he caught you in the shower, so maybe this wasn’t going to be his first time seeing you so- fuck. He’s getting distracted...

* But then there were your undies that shielded away your most vulnerable parts..and to think, you were giving that to him?.. Him????

* He doesn’t even know what he’s doing, y’know?

* You should know by now that he’s all talk, no action! He can’t touch you!

* The thing is..he’s never actually had sex! Okay?! He admits it!

* It was a lie!

* But you were just talking about how you want your first time to be amazing. He just-…

* He just didn’t want to seem lame to you! I mean, look at you!

* You were so beautiful..and he was just..there?

* And to think you wanted him to- to-..put his D in your P?? He’d probably finish on the spot!

* Just imagine how embarrassing that’d be...

* “Baby..”

* His head perks up at the pet name, his eyes meeting yours.

* “You’ve..never done this before, have you.”

* Fuck.

* Well

* It was good while it lasted, boys.

* He tried his best.

* Now he can finally crawl into a hole and die.

* He can’t lie to you when you look like this! You're practically naked, for Christ's sake! And he was in his boxers and- shit.

* Had a raging hard boner...

* He didn’t know a thing when it came to making women feel good...

* He’d watched sex videos before. Yes, he wasn’t a prude, but still.

* Did he know where exactly the hole was?

* …

* No.

* So how was he supposed to-

* “Lay on your back.”

* “..What.”

* “I said lay on your back.”

* “But then how am I gonna..“

* “I’ll do it.”

* “..y-you’ll wha-“

* How did he get himself into this mess?

* How did the only piece of clothing covering his most precious area end up on the floor?

* How did he find himself covering his mouth with the back of his hand, trying to stop the sinful sounds from escaping his lips..

* How did your mouth feel so good?

* “Ah..f-fuck baby..slow down a little..”

* His chest only moved up and down frantically, his breathing becoming heavier as his hand found a place in your hair. He was falling apart and was so close already...

* The way your tongue would flick at his tip, teasing it as you looked at him for a reaction.

* The way you would suddenly take him whole, causing his back to arch slightly and his head to fall back into the pillow behind him, a stuttery whine leaving his mouth.

* And then there were your hands..the way they would wrap around his cock so nicely, quick strokes being made, and the occasional massage of his balls.

* Fuck it was 'so good..’ as he would say it.

* you sure you were a virgin?

* This doesn’t seem like virgin behaviour to him...

* He was so deep in thought, so dazed that the only thing he could think of was coming undone.

* He felt good..way too good, so good that-

* “Baby!- w-wait..mhf!..ah-..I’m gonna cum..”

* “Y-Your mouth-..fuck..so good..sogoodd..”

* Then you stopped.

* ..why did you stop?

* Did he do something wrong? Why did you just...

* He felt his thoughts come to a halt as he watched you pull off your undies, his eyes wandering down to your..oh wow. You really were going to do this.

* You gently place a hand on his chest, using your other to grip his cock, causing him to suck in a breath at the sudden contact.

* He was sensitive and on the verge of finishing just from a slight touch..it was adorable.

* Your hips ride up above his pelvis just right enough for the lips of your pussy to wet his cock with your juices.

* Were you trying to kill him here?

* All he could do was watch and whine softly as he hoisted himself up with his elbows.

* He wanted to be inside you.

* Wanted you to take him

* Be his first, just as he was about to be yours.

* He needed it badly, and so you gave it to him.

* Sweaty, hot, messily.

* You were so beautiful...

* The way you held your tits from bouncing up and down while riding him, a hand still placed on his chest as your head slightly tilted back from the pleasure you were receiving.

* He was making you feel this good..him.

* He felt so embarrassed with the sounds that were falling from his lips—the whimpers, whines, and moans of your name—all just for you.

*Fuck he loved you.

* He was so in love...

* He couldn’t hold it in anymore. He could feel the coil in his stomach begin to tighten as his cock twitched inside of you.

*He was gonna cum

* And you knew that.

* You both did

* “Y-you’re so..t-tight..fuck.”

* “How do you f-feel this good?”

* “So beautiful..h-how did I ever deserve you?..”

* “Fuck d-dont clench around me like that baby..”

* “I wanna cum for you baby..please..”

* “I’m so glad you were my first time..”

* “D-don’t..say things like that..it’s so dirty..”

* “I-i can’t baby..i-I’m gonna-“

* A wonderful first time for both of you, if you ask me.

Characters I had in mind while writing this

REIGEN (mob psycho 100)

All might, present mic, DENKI, sero (my hero academia)

Hinata, NISHINOYA, KAGEYAMA, yamiguchi, bokuto (haikyuu)

ITTO (genshin impact)

POLNAREFF, mista (JOJO’S bizarre adventures)

Kagami, MIDORIMA (kuroko’s basketball)

Sanemi, HAGANEZUKA (demon slayer)

METAL BAT, king (one punch man)

GOJO (jujustu kaisen)

JEAN, Connie (attack on titan)

LEORIO, kite (hunterxhunter)

ONIZUKA (Great teacher onizuka)

Any character you would like

[at0m-b0mb-baby]

“Men can’t get pregnant” KEEP POUNDING 💕

[b4nka1]

nsfw : breeding, breakups, cockwarming.

MEN who ever so casually tell everyone you're their best friend, swinging an arm around your shoulder as you spoke to others.

MEN who know it isn't right. you have a boyfriend, they shouldn't be feeling this way towards you. they're just a friend to you, nothing more than that.

MEN who shamelessly admit to their friends that they like you, but since you have a boyfriend they hold themselves back.

MEN who let you cry into their shoulder as you keep telling them how much of an asshole your ex was, how he cheated on you, and how much he'd taunted you.

MEN who shameless pound into your sloppy cunt, to make you forget about the ex who wasn't so worth it. they drill into your cunt so perfectly, showing you who is more worth your love and affection.

MEN who stuff you full of their cum, until your tiny hole is leaking of his seed.

MEN who scoop up that dripping cum with their fingers amd shove it back into you, moaning at the way your gummy walls are sucking his fingers in even more.

MEN who kiss your forehead goodnight, as you're still sticky and hot down there, with his dick shoved into you sp you don't spill any of his cum out in your sleep.

MEN who treat you like an absolute goddess once they find out you're pregnant with his child, ready to kill whoever comes in his way.

✩✩✩✩

toji, sukuna, miguel, hobie, gojo, kakyoin, shiu, nanami, geto, hakari, polnareff, reiner, eren, ichigo, grimmjow, starrk .

✩✩✩✩

© 2023 @b4nka1 ;; do not imitate.

[riddle-me-ri]

Jojo asks huh?~ how do these characters handle jealousy? Like their crush being flirted with by someone who is very touchy feely and reader being a tad overwhelmed and flustered. It can be the boys you think would have the most amusing reaction if you want or all of them if you want~ thank you very much:)

a/n: YESH FIRST JOJO ASK LETS GOOO and wee jealousy headcanons to boot lets gooo! Thanks so much and congrats on being the first! I hope I did everyone justice, still getting a grip on them all but having fun while doing it! The list isn't in any particular order…just the order they're in on my masterlist lol and also I didn't quite do all the characters I have listed because I was worried about being repetitive or it was hard to see them jealous, hope you guys enjoy!

Content Warning: small mentions of fighting and threats, nothing explicit or detailed.

How (some) Male JJBA Characters Handle Jealousy

Jonathan Joestar

- He's a little naive at first before he feels any true jealousy if that makes sense?

- Plus even though he does adore you…

- If someone was to get to you first, it's his fault for waiting, and you deserve to be happy…

- But surely you can't be happy with this stranger occupying your personal space so…rudely.

- Jonathan knows you well enough to know when you're getting uncomfortable…

- His skin crawls the way the person is clearly undressing you with their eyes…

- Jonathan tries to maintain his composure…not to embarrass either of you…

- As he calls you over to help you get away from the stranger.

- Jonathan can't conceal his small grin as he sees the look of relief on your face as you dashed toward him.

Robert E. O. Speedwagon

- Speedwagon doesn't believe he has a chance in hell with you anyway-

- He feels kind of guilty for even getting jealous…it's not like he owned you or you two were a couple.

- Speedwagon just…knows you deserve better than him…and most other slimy gents he's crossed paths with-

- Such as one that kept getting a little too close when you went to visit Speedwagon at a pub.

- Speedwagon grits his teeth as the patron attempts to wrap an arm around you-

- You try to be polite, give a laugh, and smile

- Maybe…he's overreacting…no he definitely is…

- It doesn't stop him from keeping an eye on you, though, in case the guy gets too comfortable and takes advantage of you.

- The relief on his shoulders when he sees you heading back toward him, leaving the random dude in the dust with a defeated look on his face.

Joseph Joestar

- Joseph tries to hide but is absolutely shit at it.

- He's the loud, brazen, confident type that can take it or leave it, unless it pertains to family or something/someone he cares about…

- And he really, really does care about you, just isn't sure how to show it.

- But Joseph, sure as hell isn't going to let someone whisk you away while he figures it out.

- If looks could kill, anyone that's even dared to tell you a pickup line would incinerate on the spot…

- It wasn't even a good line, Joseph has a far better one (its not, but it makes you laugh, and that's what counts)

- Some guy tries to wrap his arm around you, oh lookie there, I don't think an arm is supposed to bend that way~

- Joseph rarely ever feels bad…only when you berate him and tell him to cut it out, does he feel some guilt.

- I wouldn't be surprised if it's one of these discussions on his jealousy that he finally confesses his feelings (would be down to write that scenario if they're any takers 👀)

Caesar Zepelli

- It takes him longer to feel that gnawing green monster of envy.

- But when it gnaws it leaves marks.

- Caesar tries to remain composed…who could blame anyone to try and steal your heart away?

- However just anyone wouldn't do, not for someone special like you…

- Caesar challenges the offending person to a battle of wooing~

- In which Caesar shows how to truly win your affections in front of the person interested in you.

- Caesar of course wins this battle…

- Either by true deep feelings on Caesar's part OR because the person trying to flirt with you was utterly ridiculed and withdrew from participating…

- The former is most likely, but Caesar would deny it.

Jotaro Kujo

- Definitely the least jealous out of this bunch…

- He's more annoyed than anything?

- Like can't the dude tell you're not interested…

- Good grief, it's so obvious.

- Jotaro can tell a fake smile and forced laugh of yours from a mile away.

- Jotaro doesn't understand why you don't just kick this asshole to the curb-

- But he also knows you are too kind for your own good..

- If he’s got to come give you back up, he will~

- Jotaro has a way of leaving an intimidating impression on people…

- So maybe just maybe one look at him, and they'll know not to mess with you (cause you're his…neither of you know it yet)

Jean Pierre Polnareff

- Epitome of “do you wanna go, bro?”

- I swear this Frenchman is always aiming and ready to fight for your honor and peace.

- A knight in shining armor if you will.

- Onlookers can't help but assume you two must be a couple…

- Which makes your face even redder from getting so flustered.

- Polnareff gets rid of the “pest” easy enough, and now its back to courting you as usual~

- Polnareff doesn't nor did he ever hide the fact he has a major crush on you-

- These moments of vehement jealousy just further cements that fact.

- Please talk to this Frenchman and get him under control for your sake and others.

Hol Horse

- Hol Horse has no reason to be jealous…he loves all women and well, most women love him…

- He isn't clingy or belonging to anyone…

- You're cute as hell. Who wouldn't want to chat you up anyhow?

- Hol Horse can't blame anyone for trying, Lord knows he's tried and even got you to smile and giggle for him.

- However, he doesn't appreciate you giving that same sweet smile to the fellow at the other end of the bar…

- Hol tries to shake it off, you didn’t belong to him, y'all weren't a couple…should be no issues.

- He can tell you're just being polite to the guy. He's no smooth talker, but at least the guy's got some confidence…

- Hol Horse really has no reason to be getting up from his bar stool and walking over to you-

- It's rude to interrupt, really, and truly, but he can't really find it in his heart to care when you turn your attention towards him.

Josuke Higashikata

- cough cough like father like son cough cough

- He's a hot head, I can see him getting frustrated and irritated quickly.

- Just who the hell does that student think they're doing? Pinning you to your locker like some cheesy romance anime protagonist?!

- Koichi and Okayasu's efforts to restrain him are in vain

- But they're relieved to see you escape from the other student, which slowly dissipates Josuke's ire.

- Josuke is still upset at the idea that he almost lost you…

- Not that you were his to lose, but he really does care about you as more than a friend.

- If he comes across the student later, he's still very likely to tell that student to back off “or else”

- It does make Josuke come to the conclusion he needs to confess to you, and soon…

- (not that you two being a couple would cure his jealousy any better, but at least you'd help him calm down faster)

Rohan Kishibe

- Oh, please, him? The Rohan Kishibe, jealous?

- Of who? Oh, you conversing and smiling widely with that individual at an outside table at a cafe?

- Pfft please, why would he care?

- You're your own person, free to see and talk to who you pleased-

- Acts very nonchalant, but deep down, he's agitated.

- Why would you want to spend time with them and not him?

- Rohan tries to dismiss the thought and carry on with his day

- But the image of you clearly enjoying yourself lingers in the back of his mind~

- He'd like to be able to create such a moment, but for the both of you…

Bruno Bucciarati

- Honestly, Bucciarati is sort of ashamed whenever he feels that green monster on his shoulder.

- He tries to conceal it with the notion that he's just protecting you-

- Which is true, everyone knows how protective Bruno is, the same goes for you…

- However, the motivation to protect is slightly… founded on a different basis altogether.

- Which leaves room for jealousy to fester..

- Bruno is quick to pull you away when a random man gets a little too handsy-

- He's quick to push a man back if he finds the man far too close to you to whisper something…

- Bruno does get rather embarrassed for how brazen he acts…

- Perhaps he needs to take some inventory on his emotions towards you

- (please just accept this man's feelings and love him for the love of GOD-)

[byakuyacoochie]

Stardust Peepers - Crusaders X Reader

Request: Stardust crusaders accidentally walking in on y/n changing.

A/n: First post of the new year had to be a stardust crusaders post....We are so back.

[cheesencrackersinprison]

What kind of hugs do you think the Stardust Crusaders give? 🥺

Not sure if you meant platonic or romantic so I put some of both :>

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🌟Jotaro🌟

• You'd probably have to be rather close for him to hug you, and he'd probably rather have you initiate.

• He's 100% not a PDA person and kinda of in his emo phase so if he hugged you it would be in private

• I feel like he'd be a surprisingly good hugger after the awkwardness passed

• If you initiated and you were close he'd probably tense up a bit before awkwardly hugging back

• After that he'd probably ask for them rarely putting his head on your shoulder

• I feel like if he felt needy he would end up hugging too hard and apologizing very awkwardly

• His hugs would be surprisingly nice, I feel like he would be rather warm

• Would probably bury his face in your neck if you were dating when cuddling alone

• Emo

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

🍒Kakyoin🍒

• I feel he'd be awkward but would be more approachable for that

• My homeboy hasn't had much experience in the friend department mkay leave my guy alone

• He'd be awkward with PDA but more willing to give you a side hug or straightup cuddle alone in a bro way when watching movies

• He wouldn't know where or how to put his hands when you first hugged him and would be rather nervous

• I feel like he'd be secretly touch starved

• He'd be very chill with cuddling when watching movies or stuff like that but wouldn't really do it around people

• Tbh I feel he'd be rather awkward but would get the hang or it soon enough

• He would probably hug you a lot when dating when there aren't many people around

• Not hugging but I feel like he'd offer his arm for you nervously when walking around if dating bc he's a polite boy (gentleman)

>>>>>>>>>>>

✈️Joseph✈️

• This man has no shame

• He would bear hug you and crush your organs in front of everyone without a care in the world

• Would tackle-hug you after not seeing you for a long time

• If you're Jotaro's age he would ruffle your hair too

• Would probably treat you as a second grandkid

• Lifts you up

• Very warm hugs (ignore the crushed ribcage)

• My silly banned from seven airline companies man

>>>>>>>

🥐Polnareff🥐

• Another one with zero shame

• Would give zero fucks if there were people present

• Swings you in circles

• Tight hugs but not rib-crushing like our guy Joseph here

• Makes a fucking spectacle

• PDA fan

• If you are dating he will pick you up and kiss round your face while saying french shit you dont understand because french isn't a real language BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT-

• Biiiiiiiig cuddle fan

• Turns into a fucking octopus wrapping around you

• Baguette

>>>>>>

🔥Avdol🔥

• His hugs would be so nice just bdbrnrbfn

• I feel like he'd feel very fatherly

• And caring

• jdbdnfbfnnfn

• Very warm hugs, man's a human heater

• Comfy

• Makes you feel safe easily with em

• It wouldn't be rib crushing or light, just perfect like that house stealing goldilocks bi-

• I wanna hug him

>>>>>>>>

🐾Iggy🐾

• Bites you

[loverspeak01]

A Sneak Peak (+18!!)

Jotaro x F! Reader

Rating : smut

Summery : jotaro took a sneak peak of you outside of the shower.

Warnings : nudity, smut, swearing , rough kissing, cum, BxG, unprotected sex, rough sex, touching, pinning, making out.

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(Time : after part 3)

Jotaro was currently looking for you around his house in Japan. Holy had left to get a groceries, so it was just you and Jotaro.

You had just finished showering in the bathroom, wrapped around with your robe.

Jotaro had walked passed the bathroom when he heard the shower stopped, finally finding you. He walked closer to the door, opening the door slightly and peeked through.

You had not noticed the door slightly opened, focusing in the mirror as you were doing your skin and hair care routine. You grabbed the body lotion and took off your robe and rubbed the lotion all over your body.

Jotaro couldn’t take his eyes off you. he was staring at your body, watching you apply the lotion. He slowly and quietly opened the door fully and stepped inside. His glazed glued to your body.

You had finished applying the lotion and slid your robe back on, you turned around ready to leave and saw jotaro. “AHHHH!!-“

Jotaro quickly put his hand over your mouth to stop you from screaming, he pushed you gently against the wall, pinning you there.

“Mmmhm!” You hummed trying to talk, but his hand is firmly preventing you. You grabbed his arm trying to set your mouth free from his grip.

Jotaro chuckles as he watches you struggle against him. He moved closer to you, pressing his body against yours, his face only inches away from yours.

Jotaro lean in closer, his lips hovering just above your ear.

“Shhh..~” he whispered, his hot breath against your skin.

You blushed, flustered as you felt a heat wave hit your body. You calmed down, looking at jotaro who was staring back at you.

Jotaro smirked, noticing your flushed cheeks and the way you were looking back at him. “There you go.. that’s better..”

He slowly removed his hand from your mouth, but kept you pinned against the wall. His body pressed against yours.

“What are you doing, Jotaro..?” You asked him as you see him lean in closer to you, his lips nearly touching against your neck, his breath sending shiver down your spine.

Jotaro whispers, “I just want to have a little… fun..”. His hand sliding down your hips, his fingers gently caressing your skin.

“We shouldn’t, it’s wrong.. we’re friends..” you stuttered, you hand slowly slid from his arm to wrap around his neck.

His hands tightened around your hips as he chuckles again. “If it’s wrong then why did polnareff tell me you had a crush on me throughout the whole trip?”

“Damnit, told that jerk not to tell you. Yea I like you..” “then you wouldn’t mind if I..” you looked at him, he leaned into you and kissed your lips.

“We’re alone here, no one is going to stop us.” He moved his kissed to your mouth down to your neck. gently nipping it, his tongue tracing a path along your skin.

“Not for long, your mom said she’s only getting a few groceries. She’s going to come back soon and see us.” You whined. tilting your head back, giving him more room to work with.

He sighed, “good grief, we’ll just have to make it quick then..” he leans in and captures your lips again into a rough kiss. Allowing his tongue to invade your mouth.

You feel jotaro grabbing your thighs and lifting you up, your legs and arms wrapped around him for support.

Jotaro body grinds into yours, his hands firmly keeping you in place as he continues kissing you hungrily. “Good fucking grief, you have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to do this..” he growled breaking the kiss for a moment.

“Jotaro..” you whimpered as you feel him grind against you. Jotaro buried his face in your neck, nibbling and sucking on your skin, leaving a trail of marks.

“Say my name again..” he whispered, demanding.

“Fuck! Jotaro!” You yelped as you feel him nibbling on you sensitive skin. you took his hat and put it on your head, tangling your fingers in his raven hair.

Jotaro growled in response, his hands gripping your thighs tighter. He grind his hips more into yours. “That’s right.. keep saying my name like that..”

“You going to fuck me or not, we’re losing time here..” you reminded him.

“Oh I’m going to do more than just fuck you.. I’m going to make you scream my name.” Jotaro reassured, lifting you off the wall and carry you to his bed, tossing you into his soft mattress.

“Please jotaro, I want you to fuck me dumb until the only thing I can think of is you and your cock..~” you begged him. Taking your robe and sliding it off your body, setting it to the side.

Jotaro crawled on top of you, also removing his clothing, throwing them to different sides of the room.

“I’ll make sure you forget your own name..” he whispered, his hands roaming your exposed body. His hungry gaze taking in every inch of you. “You’re so beautiful..”

He leans down and begins kissing his way down your body, his lips and tongue tracing a path down you neck, you chest, to your stomach.

Nibbling and kissing on your skin, jotaros hands roaming over your body, sending sparks of pleasure through you. 

“Good grief.. can’t wait to feel you..”he whispered, his fingers tracing along your inner thighs, teasing you.

You stopped him, “uh, uh, uh. No teasing, we’re limited with time if you already forgotten.”

He chuckled, “you’re impatient.. but i suppose you’re right.”

He positioned himself between your legs, his body pressing against your and his cock just inches away from your hole.

“You ready for this, no turning back.” “Give it to me” you respond. “With pleasure” jotaro grinned, his eyes filled with desires.

He positioned himself at your entrance. slowly pushing himself inside you, groaning from the sensation.

“Fuck! You’re so- augh~ big!” You moaned at the feeling of him stretching you out.

Jotaro let out a low growl as he pushed himself all the way inside you, his body trembling with pleasure. “Good fuck- grief..! You’re so.. tight..”

He leans down to capture you lips in a passionate kiss, his hips began to move slowly, thrusting in and out of you.

“Faster, please move faster! Augh~ jotaro!” You shouted out moaning, your fingers grabbing a hold on his back shoulder. Holding and squeezing it for support.

Jotaro’s pace quickened, his thrusts became harder and faster. His hands gripping your hips tightly, letting out quiet moans and groans.

“Fuck~ aughh!~ jotaro!! More- fuck! Give me more!~” you moaned out, begging him. Needing and wanting more.

Jotaros breathing grew heavier as he continued to thrust into you, his pace becoming almost frantic.

“I’ll give you anything you want, baby..” he leans in to bit your neck, leaving more marks as he continues to pound into you. His movements becoming more and more desperate.

“Hmm~ fuck! Jotaro!~ I’m close!” You moaned as you felt a knot form inside you as you kept getting pounded. Your fingers unconsciously dig into jotaros back.

“I can feel it.. you’re close.. fuck!” You moans out as he feels you tightening around him. He continues to pound into you repeatedly, making a clap noise echoed around the room.

You felt jotaro hand move down to rub your clit, his thumb circling the sensitive nub. Helping you push you to your edge.

“Fuck! Im cumming!~ jotaro!!~” your nails digged deeper into his skin as you clench around him.

Jotaro felt you body tense up as you came, your walls clenching around him. “That’s it.. come for me..” he lets out a low growls.

You kept moaning as he continued to thrust into you, his own orgasm building as he felt your body shake in pleasure.

Jotaro let out a strangling moan as he felt himself reach his own climax, his body shuddering as he spilled inside you.

“God, you feel so good..” he mumbled as he collapsed ontop of you, breathing heavy and ragged. Your hands loosen up, you felt liquid on your hands and checked and saw blood.

“It’s fine, as long as you felt good..” he assured you, as you looked worried. He rolled off of you and pulled you into his arms.

“Go out with me?” He asks, staring into your (e/c) eyes. You smiled at him, nodding.

“I’ll go out with you, jojo.” You giggled at him. Jotaro pulled you close to him, cuddling into you. Then you two heard the front door swing open.

Jotaro chuckles, “better head back to the showers before we get caught.”

[bexalert]

Stardust crusaders having a crush on you

(Jotaro Kujo, Noriaki Kakyoin, Jean Pierre Polnareff, Mohammed Avdol)

Stardust Crusader stuff because I just finished part V and I miss them 😔

Also, I started this a WHILE ago, and it’s just been sitting in my drafts, so here you go.

I’ll also probably be making something for part V soon because I love them all. My accounts about to just become Jojo I’m so sorry 😭

Jotaro Kujo:

• He’s such a sweetie (he will literally ignore you)

• He doesn’t know how to just care about people??? So he won’t say anything

• But he will be very protective of you

• Atleast he’s not insulting you 😭

• He’ll just be watching you at all times, making sure you’re ok.

• He gets flustered, and then gets more flustered since he’s flustered

• Not that most people would notice

• He just starts sweating a bit and looks away.

• but you know who’s NOT shy???

• Star Platinum will not hesitate to play with your hair, stand by you, stare at you

• Obviously Jotaro will try to control him, but sometimes it just subconsciously happens

• He gets frustrated because people (POLNAREFF COUGH COUGH) will tease him

• But he bluffs well enough so you can’t tell

• When he does ask you on a date (if he does)

• It’s short, and almost a demand 😭

• “Go out with me.”

• He moves his hat so that you can’t see his face

• But he’s lowkey shaking

• Bro could defeat dio, multiple other stand users, and stop time without breaking a sweat, but when it comes to you?

• He’s just very out of his element, give my boy a chance

Noriaki Kakyoin:

• He’s just naturally so charming

• Especially if you’re around Jotaro and you’re a woman 😭

• He’ll comfort you if Jotaro makes any rude remarks

• “Pay him no mind.”

• He acts like you don’t affect him as much as you do

• But not to the point of being rude to you.

• He tries to impress you, but might not even realize he’s doing it

• Like he’ll do something cool and then immediately look to you to see if you saw him

• Might act just a smidge more charming

• Oh you need to walk through this door? He’ll open it for you. You’re having a seat? Here, let him pull your chair out for you. There’s a puddle? Oh, don’t get your shoes wet! He can carry you across- for your safety of course!

• He’s very polite, and respects you so much

• Always want to hear your input

• What do YOU think is the best route? Which hotel do YOU like?

• “What do you think, Y/N?”

• Just cares about you very much.

• He’ll be confident but humble when he asks you out

• “Y/N, I like you. Would you go on a date with me?”

• He’s shaking in his boots

• He just always has this content smile when he’s with you.

Jean Pierre Polnareff:

• Oh brother we got ourselves a yapper 😭

• Everyone knows he likes you

• It is absolutely not a secret

• You just assume he’s joking, or think he doesn’t really mean it

• But he is DEAD serious

• Shameless simp- he doesn’t care who makes fun of him

• “Ah, Y/N, do you need help with that? I’ll help!”

• You didn’t need help, he just can’t stand to see you working

• “Mon amour, someone as beautiful as you shouldn’t have to do work like this. Hohoho! leave it to me!”

• He’s incredibly corny and will say the cringiest things at any time.

• “Ah! You’re eyes are as beautiful and shiny are Silver Chariots armor!”

• and you’re just like thanks???? I guess???

• He will ask you out constantly. Just got done fighting? He’ll ask you out to cuddle in his sleeping mat (and also proclaim his undying love) you’re hungry? Please! Let him take you out to eat (and proclaim his undying love) you said you’re tired? He’ll ask you if he can carry you (and of course proclaim his undying love)

• When you finally take it seriously enough to give him a chance, he is over the moon

• He’s telling everyone

• “they said yes! We’re dating!”

• He’s so head over heels and just adores you

Mohammad Avdol:

• Dude he is SWEATING

• Like you won’t notice because he’s very calm and collected, but he’s freaking out

• It also doesn’t help that Magicians Red always comes out when you’re around, and he just keeps getting hotter.

• Like if you’re having a long conversation with Avdol, it will just progressively get more hot

• He tries desperately to keep Magicians Red under wraps, and for the most part he does

• But he gets so embarrassed when he cant

• He’s super respectful, like feels bad for even liking you

• He thinks he’s being gross for thinking of you like that especially if he doesn’t think you like him 😭

• He feels embarrassed outright asking to just have a conversation with you, so he always tries to cover it up with something else

• “Y/N, do you mind helping me read this?”

• HE COULD READ IT!!! He just wanted an excuse to talk to you ☹️

• Since he’s also the groups stand teacher, he’ll use his knowledge to his advantage

• Like you’ll made some off comment about “hmm wonder why that happened.” And he’s going into nerd mode

• 🤓☝️ “Actually when a stand user…”

• Like it was not necessary for him to go off like that, but the way you listen so intently makes his heart flutter.

• if you take his advice into account or say something reminded you of him, he is DEAD

• You actually thought about him, even just for one second, and that is wild to him

• He is also a simp, but no one would notice. Pouring your tea for you, helping set up your mat, bandaging your wounds, etc.

• You just think he’s being a good friend

• When he finally asks you out, he’s so flustered, but tries to keep calm.

• “Y/N, when this is all over I would like to take you on a date. Is that ok?”

• He’s just the sweetest nicest big ol’ teddy bear.

[gingernut1314]

Call Me Baby

SDC x SDC!GN!Reader

Summary: The Stardust Crusaders need to know why you called them by their name.

Warnings: Takes place in JJBA part 3, Jotaro's kinda of goes past part 3 cause I wanted to lolol, established relationships, slight misuse of a Star Platinum??? (I say it's the only right way to use a stand buuuuuttt......), I'm pretending like Suzi Q was never in the picture (love you queen, but your husband is hot so you can travel with Lisa-Lisa) but yall are free to do as you do, the slightest mention of spice, Iggy is a PET/DOG only

Word Count: 760+, 680+, 560+, 700+ , 760+, 450+, Total: 3.9K

Song:

BABYDOLL Youtube | Spotify

A/N: because I JUST WANT TO CALL THEM MY BABY SORRY NOT SORRY

Taglist: @cinnbar-bun @lostfirefly

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Jotaro Kujo 😒🐬

Jotaro will never admit it, but he loves that you call me baby/babe

At first, he grumbles and tells you to stop but the more you do it, the more it grows on him and the less he’ll complain

When the other Crusaders get on him for it, he’ll tell them to shut the hell up as he simply grabs your upper arm and drags you further along and away from them as they cackle like utter fools.

He’s been through all the teasing and continues to let you call him that silly-ass pet name even when he utterly dislikes it (Errrrrrr--fake. He lies to himself)

So when you call him by his name on a random Tuesday afternoon he doesn’t know what to make of it

What the hell were you doing calling him by his name?

He won't respond and continues to read his book in the living room of your shared home

You’ll call for him again, thinking he didn’t hear you the first time

but this time he’ll turn his sharp, green eyes up to look at you from underneath the visor of his hat

“Who the hell are you calling for?” He asks, letting his irritation get the best of him. You just blink because what is he talking about? It’s only the two of you here. Who else would you be calling for?

“Your name is Jotaro, isn’t it? I’m calling for you so get your ass up and come help me with this. I can’t reach--”

“No.” He simply says, returning his eyes to his book. You grit your teeth and stare daggers into him, trying to think of what the hell he was going on in his mind--what the hell he was playing at

“Jotaro.” No response. “This isn’t funny.” A flip of the page in his book. 

You march over to him with a huff of annoyed air, the book he’s trained his eyes on snapped shut with a simple movement of your hand. You leaned down, placing a hand on the armrest next to him so that you could look upon the entirety of his flawless face under his hat.

“Remember what we’ve gone over together about telling each other our feelings because some of us would prefer to bottle it up and storm around all grumpy?” Those green eyes snapped up to look at you again.

“You’re starting to piss me off now.” You give him an all too bright smile, bringing your other hand up to pat his cheek in a way you knew would only piss him off further.

“Aww see, Jotaro. That’s not so hard.” You tease only for his hand to grab hold of your wrist faster than lighting, yanking you closer so that you see his displeasure up close and personal. 

“You’ll stop calling me that right now.” You blink in utter confusion at his gritted-out words.

“Then what am I supposed to--” It clicked then what he’s so worked up about. Why he keeps insisting you not to use his name. It makes your heart flutter to think that he might actually like being called by that pet name. “Oh--oh you sweet thing.” You purr in teasingly, only making those eyes of his hardened further. His grip on your wrist tightened. “You just want me to call you my baby, right?” 

Jotaro lets you go then, going for the closed book in his lap in his own unique way to end the conversation there. Oh, but you are fully invested. You weren’t going to just drop it as you might usually do. No. Not when he’s put on such a show for you. 

“Baby,” You say, lowly, stopping the books to travel upward. You watched his shoulders relax at the pet name. Such a small release of tension you hadn’t even noticed added before. “Can you please grab the tupperware from the top cabinet for me? The one with the red lid? I need it down so I can pack some goodies for your mother when we go to visit her tonight.” 

“Fine.” He said, going to stand from his seat, but you kept him caged in. You couldn’t help the smile that bloomed over your face as you looked over his features, which he always tried to keep oh so emotionless. 

You leaned in, placing a quick peck to his feather-soft lips. 

“Thank you, babe.” You said, moving away so that he could stand. 

“Good grief.” He grumbled, sounding and looking all so annoyed, but he couldn’t control Star Platinum from popping an arm out to give your hand a quick squeeze.

Joseph Joestar 🏃‍♂️🛬

He’s calling you babe/baby

You’re calling him babe/baby

He hasn’t given you a choice in the matter and neither have you

It’s second nature

It’s his and yours second name

So when you call him by his first name, it can only mean one of three things

1) You’re in his arms moaning it for all to hear and making his already too-big ego even bigger

2) he’s dying/in danger and you're screaming at him to not be as such

Or 3) you’re completely and utterly furious with him and are about to murder him

But, as he’s joining the other Crusaders all gathered in the hallway of the hotel room they had picked out and hears his name growled out like it had come from the lips of some great bloodthirsty beast, he knows he’s about to get completely wiped from the face of the earth by your hand 

“OH MY GOD!” Joseph shouts, heart coming to a full stop in his chest. “Hide me! Hide me now.” He all but begs to the group.

“What? Trouble in paradise?” Polnareff teases as Joseph grabs for his arm.

“What the hell did you do now, old man?” Jotaro asks, shoving his hands into his pockets. 

“I don’t know!” Joseph just managed to get out before the door to your hotel room swung open with a bang. He gives a shout in fright as he pulls Polnareff in front of him in an attempt to hide himself. 

“Joseph Joestar.” You fume, marching down the hall towards the group. 

“Last name too. Huh.” Kakyoin observes from where he stood next to Jotaro. 

“Get your ass over here. Right. Now.” You hiss, shoving Polnareff out of your way. The Frenchman began to laugh hysterically, unable to keep it down any longer.

“What? You’re gonna have to speak up, my sweet honey bunch, sugar pie, love of my life. My hearing isn’t how it once was.” Joseph panicked, reaching for Avdol’s arm only for the fortuneteller to move out of the way. 

“Forgive me, friend. This is your battle alone.”

“But--but--” A hand grabbing hold of his shirt froze him in his place. “B-baby…hey. Mornin’.” He said, slowly turning around to face your wrath. “Have I told you how beautiful you look today? No?” He gently unraveled your fingers from his shirt to hold it, leaning down to press a soft kiss to your knuckles. “Just--look at you. You take my damn breath--”

“Joseph.” The man gave a sharp gulp at his name spoken in such a threatening way.

“Yes, sweetness?” He said, trying to soften your anger one last time with pet names and caresses against the skin of your hand.

“What is the one thing I have asked you to stop doing time and time again?” Joseph’s brown eyes flickered towards his grandson as he thought. Jotaro only pulled his hat further down his head to keep himself out of it. 

“Uh--not to use your hairbrush?” You shook your head. “Not to…eat your snacks?” Yet another shake of your head. 

“Nope. Want to take one more guess?”

“I--Do I want to?” Joseph said with a nervous laugh. 

“Next you’ll say: Sorry, babe. I was in such a rush this morning I completely forgot to not use your hair products because my hair could never be as beautiful and luscious as yours.” You said all too sweetly in the face of such anger you had been presenting.

“Heh, heh…babe, you know that's my lin--OH NO!” Joseph shouted, as you yanked him down, knocked his hat off his head, and gave his hair a good ruffle to mess up all the work he had done using your products. 

“Don’t do it again, Joestar.” You hissed, in his face, now sporting a too-cute pout. It made your anger bank the slightest. You could never resist that face, even when he drove you utterly crazy. “Find us a good breakfast place baby, and I’ll forgive you.” Joseph’s face instantly brightened and he placed a big, old smooch on your cheek. 

“You’re in luck, baby because I know just the place.”

Muhammad Avdol 🔥🦅

He’s not going to be the biggest when it comes to calling you baby/babe

But please go ahead and call him baby/babe

He loves it

He loves it so much he finds himself doing more and more romantic things for you just to keep pulling the pet name from your lips

He’ll shower you in flowers and small gifts and forehead kisses and praises all to have you call him baby

When he’s feeling more goofy or happy, you’ll find him calling you baby/babe right back

So on the rare occasion you call him by name, he can’t help but feel disappointed

“Have I done something to upset you?” He’ll ask softly, brows furrowed as he focused his whole attention onto you. 

“What? No. Why would I be upset with you?” You asked, turning to face him fully, your own concern etched onto your face. “I was just asking for you to pass me another napkin.” 

“Oh.” Avdol mutters in a small voice you hardly ever heard him speak in. He hadn’t even heard your question, just the utter lack of the pet name. You watched him carefully as he grabbed a napkin from the small pile the waiter had brought the group. “Here you go.” 

“Thank you.” You said, taking the napkin from his warm fingers. He turned back to the food on his plate, taking his fork back into his hand but making no move to begin eating. 

Had you done something to upset him? 

You couldn’t think of a single thing that might have done that, but something was clearly wrong. You reached a hand out to brush your knuckles over his cheek, gaining the attention of those bright brown eyes of his. He leaned into your touch, giving you an all too pinched smile. 

“What’s up?” You asked, moving you knuckles over his cheek once more. 

“Nothing. Truly. How are you liking--” “Hey--stop. Tell me what I did, okay.” You watched him pause, eyes taking in yours before his hand came up to keep yours against his cheek.

“It’s silly.” He said and you could see the slight embarrassment rising in his features. 

“I doubt it. You can tell me.” He gave you a lovely smile, squeezing your hand gently. 

“You said my name. I told you, it’s very silly.” You knew what you’d done instantly. 

“Oh baby, I’m sorry.” That smile of his only grew at the pet name. “I--you’re name is just so beautiful I just want to use it here and there.” You felt the skin of his cheek grow even warmer at your words. 

“Geez--can you two get a room.” Polnareff huffed from where you sat beside Avdol, arms crossed and a deep pout on his lips.

“Jealous?” Avdol teased the Frenchmen with a rumbling chuckle. “I don’t have any doubt you’ll find someone to call baby soon.” You couldn’t help the smile that pulled to your lips at the flutter of happiness in your chest. 

“Me? Jealous? Never.” Polnareff contiuned as you moved to take Avdol’s hand within your own. You brought it to your lips, pressing a soft kiss his skin. Those brilliantly bright eyes turned back to find you once more at the touch. 

“I love you, baby.” You murmured against his skin. 

“I love you too…baby.” He said a small smirk on his lips that had a small laugh pull at your throat.

Noriaki Kakyoin 🍒💚

He’s not used to the whole relationship thing

So don’t expect him to instantly be calling you baby/babe 

He might not even say it all, feeling too--strange saying it

But go ahead a call him baby/babe

He likes it

No--no he loves it

He especially loves it when you call him baby/babe when excited

The spark in your eyes as you jump and giggle and call for him using that pet name to show him whatever had gotten you this excited is addicting to him

It's especially addicting when you take his hand in your excitement 

So when you call for him using his name, he’s frozen in his spot looking towards Mr. Joestar, Polnareff, and Avdol for help

Because they might have more insight into the situation than he ever would hope to have

“Oooo--you’re in trouble now.” Polnareff teases, making Kakyoin’s anxiety spike in his chest as the Frenchmen elbows Advol playfully, though the fortune teller made no move to help or laugh. 

“T-trouble? What did I do?” Kakyoin asked, racking his brain for anything he could have done to upset you. 

“Beats us bud.” Mr. Joestar added, his own snickers adding to Kakyoin’s stress. “I’m sure you’ll find out.”

“But--I didn’t do--” You call his name again, cutting off Kakyoin’s frantic rush to figure out what might be wrong off. He snapped around to find you all but bouncing down the street towards the group, Joatro following behind in his typical unhurried state. Kakyoin tried to catch Jotaro’s eye, to try to keep figuring out why you might possibly be using his name, but his friend kept the visor of his hat down. 

“Y-yes?” He asked as you came to a stop before him, a bright smile on your lips. 

You didn’t seem upset. You looked all too happy to be upset…but maybe it was a trap of some sort? Maybe you were trying to get him to drop his guard so you could better shout your anger at him. 

You paused in what you were about to say, brows furrowing as you took in his panicked and stressed state. 

“Something wrong?” You asked, only making the snickering from Polnareff and Mr. Joestar harder. You took in this and then his state and felt anger begin to build in your chest.

Had they said something to him? If they had, oh were you more than ready to give them hell. 

“Kakyoin, what happened?” He seemed to sink into himself, eyes winching as he scanned over your features, which were growing more and more pissed by the second. 

“I-I don’t know. I think--did I do something wrong? Did I upset you?”

“Do something wrong? Why would you think you did something wrong?” You asked, placing a hand on his arm in comfort. 

“I don’t know. You just said my name and I don’t know--” He gave a deep sigh, looking away from you as embarrassment began to creep into his eyes. 

“Wait--You’re name? That’s why you think something’s wrong? Because I said your name?” Kakyoin glanced back at you, a small shrug on his shoulders. 

“You only ever call me baby.” Your heart hurt a bit when he finally expressed what was truly bugging him. 

“I’m--no I’m not upset at you. I like your name. I like calling you baby. I like both so I just--switched. I’m sorry sweetheart.” You said, rubbing his arm to try and soothe him. Kakyoin seemed to relax, a smile pulling at his thin lips. 

“O-oh…I feel a bit silly now.” You pulled a bright smile to your lips as you shook your head.

“No. Baby, I don’t think so at all.” That stress continued to ease within Kakyoin and it only made you even happier. “Especially when you have those two idiots whispering in your ear no doubt.” You said, shooting them a daggered glare that had their snickers turned into their own panic. 

“Come on, I found this little tea shop that’s selling a cherry tea you need to try. It’s to die for!” You said, moving your hand down his arm to interlock your fingers within his. Kakyoin was more than happy to take it and follow you.

Jean Pierre Polnareff 💔🗡️

Deep inhale…

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE CALL THIS MAN BABY

CALL HIM BABE

CALL HIM BABY GIRL 

He needs you to call him every last pet name in the world and then some

And he’ll do it back

He’ll do it back SO MUCH LIKE

It’s in his DNA. He can’t help it. It needs to be said right alongside every other pet name and praise he can think up 

He’s bursting at the seams every morning to wake up and whisper a “good morning, baby.” against your lips 

And he’s just as excited to whisper a “good night, baby.” before you two drift asleep wrapped in each other's arms

He melts into a puddle every time you call him baby/babe

Like--just puddy in your hand

So when you say his name--not even his first name--he’s completely coming apart at the seams panicked.

“Mon coeur, what have I done to deserve such harsh treatment?” He cried, tears brimming in his gray eyes as he grabbed your hands up in his own. His lips peppered each with kisses, flipping them over so he could do the same thing to your palms and inner wrists. It was a flurry of kisses that had your slight annoyance ebbing in your chest even when you fought so hard to keep it. 

“You didn’t take me with you to grab supplies.” You played up your anger with a humph, turning your face away from his utterly forlorned one. 

“Forgive me, please. You were sleeping so peacefully. Like an angel. Mon Ange.” His kisses continued to travel up your arm. It made your skin tingle and your heart begin to beat rapidly in your chest. 

“When have I ever cared about you waking me up, Polnareff?” You said his name only to pull a mournful cry from his lips. “What if something had happened to you? What if you had gotten hurt? Hum? What then? That would kill me.” Polnareff’s lips left your skin only so that he could pull you into his arms, trying his best to find your gaze but you continued to look away. To turn him into a near whiny mess as you crossed your arms, preventing him from pulling you flush against his chest. 

You were serious about him going off on his own. He should never go off on his own while on this journey. Not when he had been attacked while all on his lonesome one too many times for your liking.

“Je suis désolé. Please forgive me.” You peeked a glance his way, keeping your features and eyes stern compared to his pleading, pouting face that nearly had you breaking down and forgetting about the whole thing.

“Promise me you’ll never do it again.” Polnareff nodded, pulling a hand away from you only so he could stick a pinky finger up. 

“I pinky promise, mon amour.” You eyed his pinky, then his big old puppy eyes and gave a soft sigh. Your pinky found its way around his and he gave it a gentle squeeze, which you gave right back. 

“I’m serious. I don’t know what I would do if you got--really hurt.” You said, feeling your heart twist painfully at the thought of your best friend and the love of your life getting more than hurt. Polnareff’s soft, needy features shifted suddenly into that of complete and utter seriousness as he leaned in closer to you. 

“I will try my best to keep myself safe, but I will do everything in my power to keep you safe above all else.” You watched him for a long moment. Watched him and just felt your love for him grow with each passing second. 

You gave in fully then, pulling your hand away from his so that you could gently cup his cheeks. You stood on your tippy toes to press a soft, tender kiss to those warm lips of his. Lips that had stars bursting behind your eyes and making you feel like you were standing on top of the world. He sighed into your kiss, holding you tighter against him and never once threatening to let go.

“Amour?” He questioned, keeping his forehead pressed to yours. You opened your eyes to find that soft, needy look had returned. 

“Yes?” 

“Please call me baby. I cannot take it any longer.” He begged, a deep blush crawling over his cheeks and neck. You chuckled, rubbing circles into his pink-dusted cheeks. 

“Baby,” A bright smile pulled at his lips, his grip pulling you ever closer. “I love you.”

“Je t’amie.” He whispered before claiming your lips all over again.

Iggy 🐕💨

CALL THIS PUPPY A GOOD SWEET BABY BOY 

Give him some coffee-flavored gum while you do and you’ve got yourself a loyal companion for life

Will only let you pick him up, pet him, and scratch his belly once you’ve gained his trust

He’ll grow so loyal he’ll start getting a bit possessive of you if any other the Crasuders make you upset or threaten to even touch you

Their hair

Gone

Their lungs

Invaded with the foul smell of a ripe fart

Call him a baby while he falls asleep in your lap 

Just

Please call him a good, sweet baby

He’s ugly and a bit of a menace but he just needs someone to be gentle and sweet to him

“Whose the best baby boy in the world? Hum? Who is?” You ask as you pepper kiss upon kiss to his ugly little face. Iggy's little tail is waggling so much it's moving his whole body in his excitement. “The most handsome baby boy in the whole world.” 

“The most handsome? Hardly.” Polnareff huffs from where he sits next to you on the ground, arms crossed and eyes staring daggers up at the dog. “Have you seen me? I’m a cute baby boy too.” He huffs, making Iggy pause in his excitement. 

“Polnareff, you are fighting with a dog.” Polnareff growls. 

“That is no mere dog. No. That’s a devil. A foul beast come straight from hell itself to torment my innocent soul.” Polnareff hisses making you roll your eyes. 

“So mean to the itty bitty baby.” You said, voice turning back into that of a coo, placing another smooching kiss on Iggy’s stubby muzzle. Though, Iggy had now set his buggish blue eyes on Polnareff. 

“What’s he looking at?” Polnareff asked, panic rising in his voice.  

“What? This baby? He’s just looking at you. Probably wants a pet.” Polnareff’s eyes fly wide as he rushes to his feet, trying to create as much distance as he can between him and the dog. 

“Keep the demon away from me and my hair. I just fixed it.” He all but whined as Iggy began to wiggle in your grip, a growl on his lips. 

“He hardly did any damage. He’s just a good baby.” You said, loosening your grip on the short-haired dog. 

“Hardly any damage!” Polnareff shouted, taking on a defensive stance. “He tore it out!” You huffed, patting Iggy’s round belly as he continued to pull himself from your grip. 

“It wasn’t that--” Iggy shot from your arms and latched onto Polnareff’s face, becoming a storm of teeth and farts and growls that had you wincing in pity for the Frenchman, who shouted and screamed away. “…bad.”

[kookysouthernskeleton]

Speak

AKA how the Stardust Crusaders react when you're learning their primary language!

Ft. Muhammad Avdol, Jean Pierre Polnareff, Joseph Joestar, Jotaro Kujo, & Noriaki Kakyoin

Muhammad Avdol

When Avdol finds out you're learning his primary language of Arabic, he's honored.

Needless to say, Avdol is a great teacher as long as you're serious about learning the language.

He gives you plenty of material to help you study.

But be warned, he believes immersion is the best form of learning.

Expect for him to speak nothing but Arabic in you two's shared household on occasion.

(Don't worry. He'll help you out if he sees that you're struggling!)

Avdol teaches you basic phrases to help you navigate everyday situations while you're out and about in the city you two live in.

Again, definitely the best teacher out of the bunch.

Corrects you when you get something wrong, but takes the time to explain what was wrong about it.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk!"

Jean Pierre Polnareff

He's surprised when he finds out you're learning French.

You love him that much to learn his native tongue? How romantic of you!

He will do everything in his power to help you learn the language as he knows it can be tricky.

Kisses you sweetly every time you get something correct or even when you're wrong because at least you're trying!

He may not be the best teacher, but he's very passionate about his language and culture.

It's very infectious and is a great motivator!

He desperately hopes that you're enjoying it as much as he is.

Teaches you romantic phrases and terms fairly early into your language learning endeavors.

"I love you" is at the top of that list to teach you.

It just melts his heart to hear you say those little words in his native tongue.

Gives you little treats as motivators for when you're studying.

"How is the studying going, ma chérie?"

Joseph Joestar

Oh, boy.

When you tell Joseph that you want to start learning English, he's ecstatic.

But be warned, this man is the worse at teaching you.

He'll definitely teach you slang and curse words first.

"That's where the fun is at!" he exclaims when you chastise him for being so vulgar.

You finally get him to take teaching you English seriously (though that in itself is a feat alone).

Again, Joseph is not the best teacher.

He tries his best, but he expects you to pick up the language as quickly as he speaks it.

You then have to explain to him that he's a native speaker of English and you, in fact, are not. So naturally, it's going to take some time for you to learn the ins and outs of it.

He's also not the best at explaining the grammar. Just... be patient with him, please.

"You know... Their, they're, and there! All three are different!"

"Joseph..."

Overall, the most excited for you to be learning his native tongue even if he can't help you very much.

Jotaro Kujo

While Jotaro acts as if he doesn't care that you're learning Japanese for him, his heart flutters along with the butterflies in his stomach when you tell him.

But he mustn't betray his stoic nature.

He's not the best teacher as, much like Joseph, he expects you to pick it up quickly.

"It's simple conjugation, dammit," he'll mutter, pointing to the paper in front of you like an irritated father helping a child with their math homework.

You have to remind him that Japanese is his native tongue and not yours.

He slowly but surely begins to understand, though he can still be stubborn when teaching you at times.

He's also strict when it comes to your Japanese lessons, so expect the lessons to be everyday at the same time.

Don't you dare be late unless you want him to brood the whole time.

"Good grief..."

But again, the poor boy just doesn't know how to properly communicate his emotions.

And deep down, he loves you even more for wanting to learn his native tongue.

Noriaki Kakyoin

"You want to learn Japanese? For me?"

Kakyoin is shocked at first.

You want to learn his native tongue... For him?

No one has ever done something like this for him before.

It brings tears to his eyes, and the only thing he can do after you tell him is embrace you in a tight hug.

He's still reeling over it even months into teaching you the language.

He's a decent teacher, much more patient and understanding than Jotaro.

Kakyoin knows that Japanese can be difficult with the different symbols if you're not accustomed to the kind of language that it is, so he does his best to help you learn it!

Writes up flashcards for you and studies with you.

Grammar isn't his favorite, but he brushes up on the basics to teach you better.

Comes up with little songs and rhymes to help you remember things!

[sllverchariot]

Get to You (Polnareff x Reader) Chapter Eighteen

You're a bright eyed and ambitious Anthropology student, just setting off for the international vacation of your dreams. Just days into your trip, however, you encounter a devious and charming man who would set into motion a string of events that would change your life forever, for better or for worse. ♡ word count - 2k ♡ warnings - some brief mentions of previous trauma/emotional abuse/manipulation/cheating ♡ notes - this is crossposted on ao3 under the same username as here, updates are far more frequent over there, so if you're interested in more i suggest checking it out on there as well! thank u to everyone who has given this a read so far ♡ this fic follows the events of stardust crusaders with some changes obviously. enjoy!!!

You were finally free of the prison of the flight, ten grueling hours that felt more like ten million, only to be thrust into the harrowing ordeal of TSA. Tapping your foot impatiently as you stood in the line that didn’t seem to move an inch. 

Everything felt like it was taking twice as long as usual while your anticipation and nervousness continued to build. 

When you finally finished up with security, you all but ran down the escalator and out the main entrance, stepping out into the hot Egyptian sun as a wave of relief washed over you. You were back. Back where you belonged. Not Egypt, of course, but with your friends. Your family. 

Your eyes scanned over the crowd of shuffling people and the cars passing in and out, wondering if the others were already here. 

As you searched through the incredibly crowded pickup zones, something finally caught your eye. It was your name, messily scrawled on a flimsy piece of paper being held in the hands of Joseph.

A huge grin spread across your face as you dashed over to him, letting your bag fall to the ground as you wrapped your arms around his neck. He returned the embrace, giving you a pat on the back before you both pulled away. 

You hugged Avdol next, and Jotaro gave you a brief nod of acknowledgement as you said your greetings to everyone. 

You stepped back, tears nearly in your eyes as you looked at them. 

“I missed you all so much. Thank you… for letting me come back.” You smiled at them again, quickly bringing the back of your hand to your eyes to clear any tears before they had a chance to fall. “And for this.” You continued, motioning toward the sign with your name on it.

“It’s not a problem, we’re happy to have you. I’m sorry about Jotaro.” Said the old man. “And he is too, although you won’t hear him say it.” 

With that, Jotaro simply grumbled in response. 

“Where the hell is Polnareff? We need to get going.” He said, putting his hands in his pockets as he turned to leave. 

It’s not like you hadn’t noticed he wasn’t here, but you were trying to ignore it, rationalize it. Perhaps he was staying back for good reason. You didn’t know what had occurred in your absence. Iggy wasn’t here either, although that wasn’t really out of character for him. But hearing the Frenchman’s name made you all the more excited, and anxious.

“Look, there he comes now.” Avdol announced, gesturing towards the entrance you’d just come out of. 

He really was here. Your heart skipped a beat. You paused for a moment, almost too scared to look.  

Slowly, you turned your head. There he was, walking out of the airport and looking around, absentmindedly smoothing his already perfect hair back into place.  

A smile crept onto your face again as you saw him, completely oblivious to your presence here now. 

You didn’t hesitate, running towards him as fast as your feet would take you. 

When you finally caught up to him, you wrapped your arms around his strong torso, burying your face in his chest and squeezing him as tight as you could. 

You couldn’t hold back your tears any longer. You half-cried, half-laughed as you just stood there. 

“Gah! What the-“ The Frenchman exclaimed as your body made contact with his, the sheer force nearly knocking him off his feet. 

He looked down at you, body becoming still as you just stood there and held him. 

“(Y/n)… You’re back…” He spoke softly, and his arms slowly encircled you, almost as if he were afraid to touch you. 

“I missed you so much. I’m sorry for what I said before. I don’t care. About any of it. I just missed you.” You mumbled into his chest, your voice muffled and cracking a little as you spoke through your tears. 

“(Y/n)…” He whispered, holding you a little tighter now. “What are you apologizing for…? It’s me who should be saying that… For hurting you…” His voice got quieter at the end there, and you could hear the pain. 

You looked up at him suddenly, still not releasing him from your grasp. 

“What are you talking about!? It wasn’t you who hurt me! It was the Anubis stand… Besides, I’m fine. It doesn’t matter.” You shook your head, before pressing your face against his chest again. “I couldn’t care less. I’m just happy to be here, with you.”

“I… feel the same, (Y/n)…” He whispered, rubbing circles on your back and resting his head atop yours. 

You would’ve been content to stay there forever, but the sound of someone clearing their throat from behind you made you suddenly aware of the audience you’d completely forgotten about. 

You gave the Frenchman one final squeeze before pulling away, his hands lingering on your arms as the two of you just looked at each other a moment. 

“(Y/n), you look beautiful…” He said, his eyes drifting over every inch of your face, and you felt yourself flush as the words left his lips.

You laughed quietly, wiping the tears from your face as you turned to face the others again. 

“Let's go, lovebirds.” Joseph shouted, waving his hand and motioning the both of you towards the group. Your cheeks just flushed more at that comment, ducking your head a little as you both made your way towards the others. 

-

The group headed back towards the city, you and Polnareff trailing a few steps behind the others in relative silence. 

Nothing but the occasional brush of your hands, or a quick glance here and there. And everytime, your heartbeat quickened and your cheeks flushed. 

Something about being apart from him for so long made you realize just how much you couldn’t imagine living without him now. Your heart ached so badly when you were without him, you weren’t quite sure how you’d lived your entire life before him. 

Still, you couldn’t help but wonder about the future. Everything was still so uncertain. You still didn’t truly know how Polnareff felt about you, if you had really broken things beyond repair with all of your little fights. But bigger than that though, there was still an entire battle waiting to unfold. 

The group had finally made it back into the heart of the city, after a long, hot walk. Jotaro, Avdol, and Joseph announced they’d be stopping to get some water and whatever other supplies needed restocking, while you and Polnareff elected to collapse on the steps in the town square. 

The two of you sat beside each other, bodies almost touching, but not quite. Far enough apart that there was space, but close enough that if either of you moved you’d make contact with the other.  

“Ugh, this Egyptian sun is brutal. My delicate skin wasn’t made for this.” Polnareff complained, bringing up his hand to shield his eyes from the rays. 

You just chuckled, and slid your bag off your shoulder, digging around for a moment before pulling out a thin, silk scarf. 

You placed the piece of fabric on his head, draping it so it would cover his face and shoulders.

“There you go. Now you’re protected.” You said, finally leaning back and offering a smile. 

“Thank you…” He said quietly, mirroring your expression. His eyes were soft as he looked at you. 

Suddenly feeling nervous, you turned your gaze elsewhere, fiddling with the sleeve of your sweater and struggling to find a way to fill the quiet now growing between you. 

“How… is your injury?” He said then, filling the silence for you. But his voice was lower now, more serious. 

You just laughed a little, a hand subconsciously going to your stomach as you spoke. “That old thing? It’s nothing. Besides, I have to have at least a couple scars to keep up with you guys.” You joked, but he didn’t appear to be laughing. 

“I’m sorry, (Y/n)… I really am. I never want to hurt you. Ever. I can’t believe… I let that happen.” He continued, reaching out his hand to cover yours. 

You looked at him, such deep, profound sadness in his eyes. You brought your hand to his face, cradling his cheek, and offered a warm smile once more. 

“It wasn’t anything you did, Polnareff. It was an enemy stand. It could’ve been any of us. I just… wasn’t strong enough to protect myself. And that’s no ones fault but mine.” You argued, fully turning to face him now as your thumb gently stroked his face. 

“Still… I should’ve been the one protecting you. I feel so terrible about the way things went down, even before that. The way I treated you… I was so afraid you were going to die that day, and it would’ve been my fault! And your last memories of me would’ve been that horrible way I acted towards you! I’m such a coward, (Y/n)… I didn’t know how to face you knowing I’d hurt you. First in the hotel and then…” He trailed off, turning his head and letting  your hand fall. “That’s why I didn’t come see you in the hospital. I was too afraid to show you my face knowing what I’d done. And when all those days passed without any of us hearing from you… I thought it was over. I didn’t think you’d ever want to see me again.” 

You moved toward him, leaning your head on his shoulder and interlacing your fingers with his. You gave his hand a squeeze. 

“You know, I thought about you every day in the hospital. Then when I left, when I was alone in India again, I still thought about you. I thought about everyone, but especially you. And after I was wounded in the fight and I was unconscious, I had this strange dream... I won’t tell you about it now, but it was about you. And then every moment I was awake after that, that dream kept popping into my head.” You nuzzled your face further into him. “I was alone with my thoughts for days and days. I replayed every word I said to you. God, I felt so bad… I thought I’d pushed you away for good. You’d shown me so much of you, and I just threw it all back at you because my own heart was so closed off. That day in the hospital I thought… this is really it. I’ve lost them all, I’ve lost him. And it’s all my fault.” 

You paused for a moment, searching for the right words. “But then when I saw you today, all those fears just went away. It was like I knew I was right where I was supposed to be. With everyone. With you. No matter what happens next, I’m just glad I got to be here at all. I think it was destiny.”

He was quiet for a moment, and you started to feel self conscious about your rambling monologue. 

“(Y/n)… I hope you’ll stay by my side forever. No matter what happens next.” He said finally, tilting his head to rest it atop yours and giving your hand a squeeze. 

Your heart felt like it was about to burst from just how full it was. Everything felt right now. Regardless of what the future held, you knew the two of you would be able to get through it together.

The both of you sat there a moment, just enjoying each others presence, before you finally realized it had been sometime since the others had left. You reluctantly extracted yourself from his grip, and rose to your feet, doing a cursory glance around the surrounding area.

“I’m going to go look for the others, I’m sure Joseph is trying to haggle some poor shop owner right now.” You announced. “You know, I really worry about you guys when I’m not here to keep you in check.”

You leaned down to the Frenchman, overcome with boldness and confidence, and placed a quick peck on his cheek. “Don’t get into trouble while I’m gone!” You scolded lightly, before setting off to track down the rest of your companions.

Unbeknownst to you, Polnareff was left completely stunned and speechless by your little gesture.

[dioslesbianwife]

Hi!! I was inspired by a recent anon so I figured I'd try my hand at an ask. Would it be okay to write the Stardust Crusaders with a reader who has a Stand that can't attack but heals and calms instead? I can elaborate more if need be but I figured I would ask :3 hope you're doing awesome!!

hi! thank you i hope you're doing awesome too <3 i hope you enjoy and thank you for requesting!

Jotaro Kujo

At first, he thinks your Stand is useless in combat.

But after seeing it in action, he quickly changes his mind.

If you can heal wounds and calm emotions, that’s invaluable on this dangerous journey.

He doesn’t say much about it, but he trusts you completely.

The first time you use your Stand on him, he’s skeptical.

“Tch. I don’t need this.”

But then he feels the tension in his body ease, and his constant frustration melt away.

He’s secretly grateful but won’t say it out loud.

He hates seeing his friends injured, so he’s relieved that you’re around.

If someone tries to target you, Star Platinum is on them immediately.

You might not fight, but Jotaro will fight for you.

Kakyoin

He thinks your Stand is beautiful and rare.

Most Stands are meant for combat, so one that only heals and calms? Fascinating.

The first time you heal him, he’s in awe.

His wounds don’t just close, he feels comforted in a way he hasn’t in years.

If your Stand can calm people, he sometimes asks you to use it on him when he’s feeling anxious or restless.

“…Do you mind? Just for a moment.”

You soothe his nightmares when they get too intense.

He loves watching your Stand in action and often asks questions about it.

He’d never let anyone hurt you, but he also respects how strong you are in your own way.

Polnareff

“WHAT?! Your Stand doesn’t fight?!”

He’s shocked at first but quickly accepts it.

Even if you can’t attack, he realizes how important you are to the team.

The first time you heal him, he melts.

“Mon dieu… I feel amazing!”

He jokes about getting injured on purpose just so you’ll heal him.

But in all seriousness, he’s very protective of you.

If an enemy targets you, he’s the first to jump in front of you with Silver Chariot.

When you use your Stand to calm him down, he gets really flustered.

“…Hey, don’t do that when I’m trying to act cool!”

But he secretly loves it.

Avdol

He immediately sees the worth of your Stand.

He knows that power isn’t just about offense- support abilities are just as crucial.

He’s deeply grateful for you and often calls you the heart of the team.

If your Stand can calm people, he sometimes asks you to use it after a stressful battle.

The first time you heal him, he’s gentle about it.

“That is… truly incredible.”

He often reassures you that your ability is just as powerful as anyone else’s.

He’s always watching over you in battle, making sure no one targets you.

Joseph Joestar

“Wait, your Stand doesn’t punch things? Well, that’s different!” (as if Hermit Purple is a useful combat Stand)

He’s surprised but quickly realizes how useful you are.

You save the group so many times that he calls you their guardian angel.

If you can calm people down, he begs you to use it on him whenever he’s stressed.

“Please, just a little- my old heart can’t handle this!”

The first time you heal him, he’s dramatic about it.

“OH MY GOD! It’s like I’m young again!”

But underneath the jokes, he’s grateful.

He sees how precious you are and makes sure everyone protects you at all costs.

[adozowa]

Incorrect quotes #1 jjba

* In Family Feud *

Polnareff: " GIMME THE NAME OF A MEXICAN DISH THAT END WITH —ITO! "

Reader: " —Dorito. "

Jotaro, Kakyoin, and Avdol: " WHAT⁉️"

Joseph: " GOOD ANSWER KID!!! "

* Pops up on screen *

Reader: " YEAAAAGGGHHH "

[naomijoestar]

⋆.ೃ JJBA SCENARIOS ࿔*:･

Masterlist here <3

genre: fluff

warnings: none

characters: speedwagon, will. A zeppeli, caeser, polnareff, kakyoin, okuyasu, bucciarati, mista, ermes, weather report, gyro zeppeli (yup, alot)

notes: GN!reader, you can see this as platonic or romantic whatever you like, and yes i included will zeppeli because my hamon king doesn’t get the love he deserves <3

How the jobros would react to you asking to try makeup on them

Speedwagon

Speedwagon is rough around the edges but a softie at heart. He’d be taken aback at first, scratching his head with a nervous chuckle. “You want to put makeup on me? Well, if it’ll make you happy, why not!” He’s not really into the idea but does it for you, and secretly enjoys your attention.

Will A. Zeppeli

Zeppeli would be amused, stroking his mustache thoughtfully. “Makeup, you say? I am always up for a bit of artistic expression!” He’d be curious and would even offer pointers on color coordination, treating it as a chance to embrace beauty in all forms.

Caeser Zeppeli

Caesar would laugh confidently. “You think you can make me more handsome? Give it your best shot!” He’d go along with it playfully but might turn the tables by offering to put makeup on you too, turning it into a fun, competitive game between you two.

Polnareff

Polnareff would be over-the-top about it. “Makeup on me? Oh là là! Well, I suppose a handsome face like mine could use some extra flair!” He’d strike dramatic poses the whole time, loving every second of the attention but pretending to be too cool for it.

Kakyoin

Kakyoin would be calm and composed about it. “Hmm, I’ve never tried makeup before, but I trust your taste.” He’d sit patiently, interested in the process, and probably compliment you on your skill afterward. He’d even keep it on for a while, curious about how others react.

Okuyasu Nijimura

Okuyasu would be confused at first. “Huh? Makeup on me? I dunno if I’d look good…” but he’d quickly give in with a grin, wanting to make you happy. “Alright, why not! You better not laugh though!” He’d be a bit shy, but secretly thrilled by the whole experience.

Bruno Bucciarati

Bruno would be open to it, seeing it as an opportunity to bond. “If it’s something you’d like to try, I don’t see why not.” He’d take it very seriously, sitting still and offering gentle compliments as you work. He appreciates your creativity and trust.

Guido Mista

Mista would laugh, not taking the request too seriously. “Makeup on me? Sure, why not! As long as you don’t turn me into something crazy.” He’d be laid-back and crack jokes during the process, but when he sees himself in the mirror, he’d grin and say, “Damn, I look good!”

Ermes Costello

Ermes would raise an eyebrow but smirk. “You want to try makeup on me? Alright, but only because it’s you asking.” She’d go along with it, teasing you here and there but secretly enjoying the experience. She’d probably keep it on to show it off later.

Weather Report

Weather Report would be indifferent at first. “Makeup?” he’d say in his usual quiet tone. But if you seemed excited, he’d agree, not really minding one way or the other. “Sure.” He’d stay silent the whole time, but when it’s done, he’d nod appreciatively.

Gyro Zeppeli

Gyro would laugh loudly, not at all embarrassed. “Makeup, huh? Sure, why not! Let’s see what you got!” He’d playfully tease you during the process, but when you’re done, he’d be impressed. “I gotta say, you’re pretty good at this!” He’d wear it proudly, turning heads wherever he goes.

I hope you guys liked this! I didnt include anyone from jojolands because i havent started part 8 yet! If anyone has any requests please go ahead <3

[riddle-me-ri]

a/n: Happy Valentine’s Day everybody!! I hope that no matter your relationship status you all love and treat yourselves well because you deserve it! I did Lupin the Third and Gang and figured I'd also try my hand at the roster of Jojo characters I write for lol, enjoy~

Reader Asking Various JJBA Characters to Be Their Valentine

Jonathan Joestar

- Instantly flattered, stumbling over his words.

- Jonathan will likely tease you about how it was his job to ask you first..

- However, he will let it slide as long as you let him treat you-

- Treat you to what? Well, a proper Valentine's Day date of course!

- He was going to treat you even before you asked, but now he's definitely got to make the plans and

- It's a gentleman's duty to sweep the object of his affection off their feet, you know!

Robert E. O. Speedwagon

- Speedwagon is rendered speechless.

- Just how in the hell do you manage to be so damn adorable.

- He couldn't say no even if he wanted to, which by no means would he ever turn you down to begin with.

- When he accepts, it's with an abundance of joy that causes him to pick you up and twirl you around effortlessly.

- Speedwagon's mind is reeling over the next steps-

- Where to take you out, what gifts to get you, what flowers you said were your favorite if you had any…

- Speedwagon couldn't wait to spend the special day with you as your special person.

Joseph Joestar

- Well, Duh! That wasn't already a given?

- Besides, even if you didn't ask Joseph–he already assigned himself the role.

- Will definitely rub it in everyone's face

- (especially Caesar if he's in the picture)

- Through all his teasing, Joseph is deep down extremely grateful.

- Joseph feels like the luckiest bastard in the world…

- And he may even tell you that today when you two are alone…

- Expect to spend the entire day with him and him proudly claiming to be “your” Valentine.

Caesar Zeppeli

- Caesar is stunned.

- Much like Jonathan, he feels it's him who should be the one asking you!

- Caesar, of course, accepts your offer full heartedly.

- Somehow, his romanticism goes up by 11, considering it wasn't already there to begin with…

- Of course, he has to seal the romantic union with a kiss-

- Which definitely won’t be the last kiss of the day…

- Caesar has way more where that comes from and more ~

Jotaro Kujo

- Jotaro is speechless…he's never really cared for the holiday…

- He feels you should celebrate your loved ones year around and not just put all your eggs in one basket, so to speak.

- Jotaro doubts you’re being serious…

- But he's known you long enough to see signs of you being nervous and anxious…

- Which you were showing the longer he took to respond properly.

- If it was anyone else, he'd likely ignore them or tell them to leave him alone…

- He quietly accepts as he lowers the brim of his cap over his eyes.

Noriaki Kakyoin

- Huh?

- Kakyoin stumbles with his words, almost pure word vomit.

- W-what does he say? Is just saying yes enough?

- Should he say more? He should probably say more…

- It's okay, his brain is short circuiting from his crush, asking him to be their Valentine.

- After fumbling, he does come out on top and accepts your request…

- Kakyoin can't hide his excitement, though, as he holds your hand, and you're both off to spend the day together.

Jean Pierre Polnareff

- May or may not start tearing up from the sheer overwhelming emotion of love for you.

- Polnareff is so deep in his emotions he may forget to answer the question-

- Although his dramatic response serves as a good reference that his normal answer would be yes.

- Polnareff is quick to sweep you off your feet-princess style as he begins spilling some cheesy romantic lines.

- If you aren't already in a relationship, this is definitely the moment that starts it

- Polnareff will do whatever it takes to be your one and only Valentine for the rest of your life.

Hol Horse

- Hol Horse has been a handful of people's Valentine…

- Yet there was something different when you asked him this year round…

- You and Hol have been friends for awhile, sure you two flirted and had a fun banter going on…

- In fact, Hol almost suspects you of teasing him because of it, if it wasn't for the anxious look on your face.

- He accepts, of course, without any other second thoughts.

- The smile you give him is sweet enough to do him in.

- Yeah, this isn't the first time he's been asked to be someone's Valentine.

- But he can't deny that he hopes he can be yours year round…

Josuke Higashikata

- Josuke has definitely had his fellow classmate or two ask him this.

- While he is flattered, of course, he doesn't really accept anyone…

- This does make you a little nervous to ask yourself, you two were friends, and what if this ruins it?

- When you push through your nerves, Josuke is surprised.

- But only for a minute–

- Of course, he accepts!

- In fact, he's been waiting to see if you'd ask before he had to ask you himself!

- You're annoyed at the shit he gives you–

- But the beaming smiles you give each other is well worth it.

Giorno Giovanna

- Giorno is flattered, so much so he's rendered flustered.

- He never thought he would ever be considered to be someone's Valentine…

- However, if it had to be anyone that asked, he's glad it was you.

- Through his surprise, he does accept your offer–

- You'll likely have to take the lead as to what you two do to celebrate the day and union.

- Giorno has always had feelings for you, but after this, he's come to the full realization.

- He absolutely adores you, and he wants to make sure he's your Valentine every year for years to come.

Bruno Bucciarati

- Bruno tries to shake off the surprise, but he is fairly taken aback.

- He also feels like he should have been the one asking you-

- When he does accept, he admits that he did plan on asking you himself–

- Yet, in the end, he's just content that the feelings were clearly mutual…

- Bruno sets out to treat you and spend the rest of the day with you.

- He may not have got to ask you, but he will make up for it with actions instead…

- Bruno will never hear the end of it from the gang, but he can't care less.

- As long as your hand was in his and your smile was caused by him, Bruno wanted nothing more.

Jolyne Cujoh

- (the fact you're attempting this knowing Anasui could pop up anywhere is honestly pretty daring, you have my respect)

- Jolyne is surprised.

- Granted if it was anyone else, she would likely ignore them, like her father would–

- Yet, she does care about you a lot..

- Plus, Jolyne does think it's pretty sweet thst you asked her out of everyone else…

- Her cheeks are dusted a soft pink, but she does accept.

- There's not too much you two can do locked up-

- But spending the day with one of the few people you care about the most–there's really nothing better than that.