#post that came to me in a vision

[werefeathers]

Winter, irritated by Moon and Qibli: Get a room.

Qibli, without missing a beat: Not unless you come with.

[captain-ghost]

[necr0maru]

transmascs meeting up for brunch look like this

[lostcryptids]

HONK IF YOU LOVE MEN COVERED IN BLOOD

[windswept-fields]

*grabs your hand* No. It’s /our/ mental health issues

[ourstaturestouchtheskies]

“Bombay Hotel, Miami Beach, Florida” – postcard, ca. 1950s // “Fort Lauderdale Sea Ranch Motel” – postcard, ca. 1950s // “The Arlington Hotel, Miami Beach, Florida” – postcard, ca. 1958 // Florida!!! – Taylor Swift feat. Florence + the Machine

[slorty]

I love how at the beginning of darkest dungeon the ancestor is all like

" 😢 Our noble family has fallen to corruption thanks to my failings as a person, please kill everything in a three mile radius of it because it's all royally fucked sorry."

But when he explains the bosses he starts being like

"HA 😂 this man 👨‍🌾 is poor, 👎 smells bad 🤢 and asked me to feed him 🧑‍🌾 and his starving family 👨‍🌾👩‍🌾🧑‍🌾 so I used powers never meant for man to know of ✨ to mega kill🩸him and everyone he knows 😂 and now they're back 🤦 and you have to kill them again. 🤷"

[qcomicsy]

If batkids had a podcast XVI

Red hood: Just us today?

Nightwing: Just us today.

Red hood (laughing) I wonder why–

Nighwing: Dude– (laughing as well)

Red hood: I–

Nightwing: Dude don't do it–

(just both of them chuckling)

Red Hood (close to the mic): They're grounded.

Nightwing: (CACKLES)

Nightwing (crying): This is not funny

Red Hood: This is hilarious.

Red Hood: Were last survivors of our kind. . .

Red Hood: Adults.

Nightwing: Adults.

Red Hood: He can't ground us anymore.

Nighwing, chuckling: He can't ground us anymore

Red Hood:

Red Hood: Fuck.

Nightwing:

Red Hood: We're b– (pause) We're both the oldest now.

Nightwing: Yeah– You, me and–

Red Hood, at the same time: Yeah– (pause) This is so surreal

Nightwing: You think?

Red Hood: Yeah. Dude – I was. . . I was the youngest.

Nightwing: Oh your sweet summer– I was a only child.

Red Hood: (Cackles)

Nightwing: It really isn't that weird to me.

Red Hood: Really?

Nightwing: Yeah– I was always the oldest man.

Nightwing: I was the oldest of my team

Red Hood: What?!

Nightwing: Yeah!

Red Hood: You're fucking with me.

Nightwing: Nah man– I was the oldest. I am the oldest, I'm not dead.

Red Hood:

Red Hood: You're older than Arsenal?

Nightwing: I'm older than everybody man.

Nightwing: People look at me and assign me to take care of children.

Red Hood (imitating Damian voice): "Father genes"

Nightwing: HA– "father genes" (pause) Why are you looking at me like that?

Red Hood:

Red Hood: You're ancient.

Nightwing: IM NOT ANCIENT.

Red Hood: You're older than the Teen Titans, fucking older than Young Justice.

Nightwing: You're older than Young Justice

Red Hood: I was dead man it doesn't count.

Nightwing: Of course it does– How old are you?

Red Hood: How old are you?

Nightwing:

Nighwing: I– I am an adult.

Red Hood: Uh-huh.

Nightwing: In a reasonable age.

Red Hood: You're in your thirties aren't you?

Nightwing: NO

Nightwing:

Red Hood: You look like you're in your thirties– The bag under your eyes

Nightwing: Because I'm tired????

Red Hood: The hunched posture.

Nightwing: Hey I do not have hunched posture– Fuck you.

Nightwing: You try to take care of an entire team of teenagers just to end up taking care of more two and a grown ass depressed middle aged man.

Red Hood: That was Red–

Nightwing: That was Red. (pause) I would have fucking killed him.

Red Hood: Oh Definitely.

Nightwing: Point still stand man I'm tired.

Red Hood: Both of us.

Nightwing: Both of us– (chuckles) Robins if you're hearing this I love both of you and I would do it all over again. Titans– (closer to the mic) You know what you did.

Red Hood: (Cackles)

Red Hood (closer to his mic): You know your sins.

Nightwing (laughing): Flash owe me 30 dollars.

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[matt-tholomule]

please tell me no one’s done this yet

EDIT - REALISED I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO ATTACH THE ORIGINAL

[i-eat-novels]

cumplane

[grntaire]

aziraphale and crowley meeting up to save the world while still on strictly-professional-for-saving-the-world terms but during their conversation they keep getting distracted by the other and they both pick up on the fact that they’re distracting the other so they both intentionally start doing shit to distract each other. aziraphale rolling up his sleeves and undoing his bowtie bc to him that’s sluttier than a victorian ankle. crowley detaching his hip flexors more than usual as if his hips are beacons emitting the light of “come fuck me you coward” while he paces around. it’s a classic game of chicken with 6000 years of psychosexual warfare under their belts and in their attempts to entice each other god willing they end up fully naked just standing there like

🧍🧍

[tacc0yak1]

lolo baul doodles to celebrate my FINALS R DONE AAAAAAA

hands down favorite panel btw

[palms-upturned]

KIM KITSURAGI — The lieutenant takes off his spectacles and rubs his eyes wearily. “Do you ever get so tired that you start seeing spiders?” he mumbles.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY — You sure do, brother.

YOU — “Me when I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.”

KIM KITSURAGI — The lieutenant opens his mouth to say something, then promptly shuts it again, frowning. He slowly puts his spectacles back on just to stare at you.

EMPATHY [Easy: Success] — He’s trying very hard to process what you just said. He’s utterly failing, though.

KIM KITSURAGI — “…The *who*?”

REACTION SPEED — Oh, is this not a safe space suddenly?

[haaam-guuuurl]

i don't know what this is either

[babbygorl]

This just in: You’re running out of places to hide from me

[hesgomorrah]

mash 4077 + would you fuck a clone of yourself?