#pretty and functional

[ghostlycoze]

y'all know those backless dresses with the big hole cut in the back.

iterators would pull those off well

that's all thanks bye <3

[viatafrumoasa-lifebeautiful]

When you try to be more ecological, reduce the waste you produce, and conserve finances, there are some very simple steps that make a HUGE difference, but aren't that hard to achieve. One of those is paperless towels.

These gorgeous double-layer flannel towels are easy to use, and then all you gotta do is throw them in the washer, dryer, and re-use. Yes, they will stain...and shrink a bit...but that shrinkage just makes them thicker and fluffier and able to absorb more. Yay! Even better, paperless towels can double as napkins, wash cloths, and all-purpose wipes. I've washed windows with them, too. But honestly, the ones that are cotton/poly fabric on one side and microfibre on the other are better for that purpose. haha.

[taxinealkaloids]

i love the tower princes. i love that there’s absolutely no way in hell that this friendship is even remotely good for either of them. love that they assuredly are making each other SO much worse with every second they spend together. 

[steveharirngton]

i know i know but look how ethereal he is

[nerdpoe]

Pretend Lover AU

So Sam's parents blackmail her into seducing a Wayne boy (or girl! We aren't heathens, Samantha, just so long as it's a Wayne!) And are monitoring her to male sure she's actively trying.

If she doesn't they've managed to get their hands on...something, idk what, that they'll break or expose or something.

Sam really, reallllllly doesn't want to do this.

Tucker really, reallllllllllly does. He wants to flirt with the Wayne Boys and girl. He has his eyes on a specific someone. He is putting himself Out There For A Relationship <3.

So Sam and Danny team up. Every single date or rendezvous that her parents arrange, Danny's right there to scare off the Wayne boy and play the jealous lover. He even borrowed Johnny13s bike!

He glows his eyes a little, bends some metal, shows some fang; its way more fun than it has any right to be.

Problem.

Now the Wayne's are convinced Sam's in an emotionally abusive relationship with a meta villain, and her parents comments on the Fenton boy are Not Helping.

[prince-liest]

Some thoughts on Lucifer's mental health, relationships, and role as king of hell!

Lucifer’s perception of himself as the king of hell is really interesting to me because he’s very blase about it in canon while totally using it when it suits him.

I think it’s really telling that the first time he actually brings it up himself is when it’s something he can leverage to help Charlie out. He reads to me like someone who objectively knows that he’s the hottest shit in town, but also just doesn’t really think that it matters most of the time because it's not relevant to his personal problems. Being Lucifer Morningstar did not allow him to achieve his goals in petitioning heaven. Being the most powerful person in hell didn’t even un-fuck his family life!

...Except for when suddenly it might in fact help un-fuck his relationship with his daughter.

It's the main thing he can desperately and dramatically showcase as a worthwhile reason for Charlie to maintain a relationship with him, because he as a person is depressed, half-functional, and barely has enough spoons to pay attention to a conversation he's having with her while he's actively having it, nevermind remembering their last one.

He wants to! And it doesn't start with his song at the hotel! It starts with him answering the phone, heavily fumbling actually connecting with Charlie despite clearly desperately wanting to, and then realizing she's asking him for something and promptly choking on his tea before excitedly telling her, "Yeah! Of course! Anything within my power is yours for the asking, you just name it." He knows that there is a great deal 'within his power,' and he's happy and relieved that he can offer her that!

Lilith has been gone for years but he's still wearing his wedding ring. His walls are still covered in family portraits. He's just been sitting in his room making thousands of rubber ducks he thinks suck instead of ruling hell, because his daughter liked that one duck he made one time.

Charlie needed him to support her in her mission, but damn did Lucifer also need Charlie to get him out and moving and actually doing things again.

Anyway, someone get this man on an SSRI.

[elvyn]

One of my fav genshin ships

[bogslob]

I can’t stop thinking about the fact that Grovers Pearl is inside Cerberus.

What if his digestive system crushes it? Is there suddenly going to be a three headed dog appearing on this Santa Monica pier?

[satans-knitwear]

Im so excited about this skirt omfg

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

[jeeaark]

Alright. So. I'm not making this triangle conclusion because I like triangles

But because it's the only. the only conclusion I could make

For the morning after. After noticing Babe-

YOU'D THINK it'd go that Lae'zel and friends would never find out because even though I wanted to tell Lae'zel, A SHAME IT DIDN"T GIVE ME THE OPTION. A SHAME THE GAME WANTED ME TO KEEP THIS A DANG SECRET FROM MY TEAM AND JUST HAVE SOME SIMPLE-ASS INTERNAL CONFLICT.

But ohnononono, this magical patch 0 playthrough had other plans. Because for some reason. Babe was talking like we were in ACT 1 again. Babe became a killer coconut again

Babe knew. BABE KNEW ABOUT LAST NIGHT. AND BABE WAS CRANKY (understandably so of course)

And yet. Babe was also still allowing kisses. so. not. not OVER. BABE STILL LOVED THIS IDIOT HALF-ORC.

So. I could only conclude this. This is why.

and totally not because apparently it was a glitch (that they now fixed) all along pff

SO. Maybe just. This once. With this Tav. This playthrough. A Godsdamn Love Triangle friggin' happened alfdjkkasdj

Bonus (Because Greygold had to tell somebody):

[voidedjuice]

NEW arknights niche i'm calling sloshedknights, where you're only allowed to use the operators who are visibly shitfaced

the current (already very strong) lineup:

(Ling doesn't qualify because she doesn't Look drunk)

[mossymandibles]

Random art of Ari (the one with the dress) and her girlfriend Heidi, who I haven’t properly introduced yet C: but I wanted to share anyway. I Liked the idea of giving Ari ‘paws’ since she’s based off of the lion mane mushroom anyway.

And listen, I’m not immune to the pretty femme/metalhead butch aesthetic trope ok? Ok.

Heidi is a ‘Bloomface’ Fungal Nymph. Bloomfaces are known for their distinct appearances, usually having mandibles or colorful growths, giving them a more alien look. It’s supposedly caused by mutations used by fungal nymphs who grew up on islands with more colorful, exotic plant life and dangerous land dwelling animals.

[y-rhywbeth2]

Aaanyway, what's your favourite Durge quote?

(The ones they make when you click on them)

Mine is "nothing hurts anymore" because the way mine sounds like he's disassociating when he says it really fucks me up.

"Worship me, I'm going to kill you all" is a strong contender though.

[spkyart]

au where genya survived the final battle and its now living his best life and everyone cares him

[arealtrashact]

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...

[good-to-drive]

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