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Vibe coding in a nutshell
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highwater rollem's most qualified "private" "dick" "sheriff" programmer
#a sheet for myself NO excuses for details left out in future.e..#he is not a private nor a dick nor a sheriff. kind of a programmer a little bit#hes just. a guy. who took a very bad job with none of the qualifications for it#lancer rpg#bingo art
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despite having as loaded a past as they do, bioware firing mary kirby is legitimately the most insane decision they've made to date, bar none
#along with their narrative programmer :) hello! is that even a job someone can train for?#and mary. has what. fifteen. twenty years?? of experience? how do these things work?#the layoffs? how much power does EA wield here? does studio leadership just stand by and watch as a major pillar of their writing gets it/#i dont give a shit about the games truly. they can be as great or as rotten as circumstances allow. what the fuck ever.#but how do you fire mary kirby. lol. lmao even#text#negativity
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HEY UH WE ALREADY HAVE THIS AND IT IS CALLED YOUR MUTUALS’ ASK INBOXES
#I am so mad THIS IS WHAT RADIO IS FOR. FUCK OFF. WHERE’S THE HUMANITY. THIS IS MY JOB (<- literally programmes radio)#music#New music#mood playlist#indie#radio#playlists#indie rock#musicians#ffs. You want romantic indie I’ll give you In The Modern World seven times. ‘If it matters you complete me’ on repeat.#Anti AI#make it do useful things. Fuck off. It already nudges recommendations do you need it to ALSO do this?#ai bullshit#fuck Spotify
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Whenever I have some position of power in fiction I always think the succession plan should be 'inheritance' or 'whoever kills the previous position holder becomes the new position holder' and in real life it's never those two things.
#txt#I was really 15 and making up shit like 'this CEO's star programmer whose work he took all the credit for is out of the picture#guess he's gonna go recruit her teenage daughter to take her place because THAT'S how you replace people for a job'#god the more I think about it the funnier and funnier it gets
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I don't care what people think of me. I know what I did in the past, and why I did it. And I know why I'm doing this now. That's all that matters.
#For All Mankind#forallmankindedit#for all mankind spoilers#flashing cw#Margo Madison#my heart is so SO heavy#the woman who was there for Apollo 11. who made Apollo-Soyuz happen. the one who got them to Mars. who ensured the Mars programme will#continue. scratched off. deemed a (double) traitor. all of her glory erased from history books.#'there is always a cost' and she always ALWAYS paid the price herself.#her job. her science. her rep. her life. her small shot at happiness.#Margo really said 'People are not a thing that you can sacrifice. The lesson is#that anyone who looks on the world as if it was a game of chess deserves to lose' and then sacrificed herself huh
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apparently I have an aversion to learning R because my brain has decided (with barely any exposure) that it is ugly. this is dumb as bricks
#m#matlab also but that's fine I can safely ignore that one forever#R on the other hand might be very specifically maybe even uniquely useful for the kinds of jobs I aspire to someday#(scientific programmer-y)#I wonder what SAS is like#RStudio is extremely ugly tbf
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one of the many things that bothers me about goku luck is the fact that they have kenta (a minor) in a penitentiary full of adult convicts. where was the juvenile welfare officer and why are they not doing their job. hope they’re fired
#edit: realised i wrongly used the word penitentiary. sorry abt that. i meant prison#anyone who has heard what prison is like knows how terribly wrong this would go#also was he tried as a minor or did they try him as an adult for his crimes#idc if he’s got advanced hacking skills if a kid can create a virus that can threaten the world in his garage#then i’m sure million-dollar corporations and desperate governments can fund research into an antivirus#idk man it’s freaking ridiculous#like there was no reason to be doing all that#maybe i’m just a believer of restorative justice but#kenta’s clearly a genius. why not a scholarship to a great tech programme and a job with the government#he could do so much good in developing cybersecurity. internationally.#idk it just makes me sad that his whole life was over#and the system didn’t just fail him. it endangered him#either way goku luck could be such a great tool to criticise the criminal justice system#if anyone even CARES#you know i love The Silly but sometimes we need to Get Serious#paradox live#paralive#kenta mikoshiba#goku luck#gokuluck
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do you have any tips for speaking to/reaching out to recruiters? i'm looking for new grad roles and ppl keep telling me to but i don't even know where to start or find any and all the articles online are so intimidating
Hiya 💗
The people are right, it's one of the best ways to put yourself out there! Oh, this is going to be a long one~!
I'll share tips from my own experience, this might help you, this might because I did it any other way but this:
I applied to a bunch of jobs: like for 5 days straight I was just apply just for the sake of it. The more jobs, the more recruiters have my CV/Resume in their database. I recommend LinkedIn the most as it's super easy to drop a message to the recruiter.
Applied to jobs that I had 50%+ chance of getting a call to: Obviously this means apply to jobs where you have the skills and the experience (work or in building projects etc). I say this because say they do call you but they ask you if you have this certain tech stack and you say no... end of call really. So, for me, I had like 2 or 3 things they were asking for in a candidate so I got through to the calling stage!
LinkedIn is actually your friend, don't be afraid: During my random job searching and whilst I was in my job, I had recruiters message me about job opportunities. Why? Because of my profile. You need to have your LinkedIn vamped up, check mine out for reference (click the LinkedIn icon). But make sure to have your skills e.g. About > Top skills, your work experience (paid or volunteer) and any certificates you have! If you're brave, not like me, start posting on there for a while.
LinkedIn again but Connections: Oh my days please follow people, even if you don't know them personally. I have 300+ connections (not to brag) but I only know like two handful of the people, the rest are of people who connect with people who I follow, I have met like 5 recruiters through this way.
Actually message the recruiters???: Okay so you followed the people, your CV/Resume is done and dusted and now you're ready to message those recruiters! In my case, I had more recruiters message me than the other way round only because I'm shy hehe so I wait for them to make the first move. They would probably send a whole message about the new job that have posted and see if you're interested and then, if you like the job, you can say "Yes please" or whatever is the appropriate reply is, and then they will send further information or arrange a phone call! If you want to message them first, I would find them more after applying for a job on LinkedIn, they usually add the recruiter in the job posting as a way for people to message them.
DO NOT FEEL AFRAID IN MESSAGING RECRUITERS: I say this because a) imagine 100 people apply for the job, only 5 would message the recruiter (I don't know if the stats are right, I just remembered that from bootcamp-) because everyone else is too afraid to do it! Missed opportunity! b) recruiters actually want people to message them. Now in terms of what to write to them? I don't know really. I would always go for the classic "don't repeat what's on your resume", they're going to read it anyways, so just talk a bit about your experience and skills A BIT like
"Hello/Hi, my name is [name]. I hope this message finds you well. I wanted to express my strong interest in the [Job Title] position at [Company Name], for which I recently submitted my application. I'm enthusiastic about the opportunity to join [Company Name] and contribute to [mention something specific you find appealing about the company or role, if possible]. I believe my skills and experience align well with the requirements of the position. Thank you for considering my application, and I look forward to the possibility of discussing my qualifications in more detail. Best regards, [name]
No hire, don't be sad: Even if they don't hire you, or go through the next stages, keep in touch by even asking questions about what's on the market/what's new, how you could do better for other jobs you want to apply to that were similar to the ones you failed at. They could point you to the right direction! One recruiter said she wanted me to have more projects I was passionate about online like on GitHub or GitLab, even if they were "silly" projects - at the time, I didn't have much projects online so it made sense! See, I took that advice and now I'm a project making machine (a bit)! Advice they give sticks forever!
Remember, reaching out to recruiters and applying for jobs is a numbers game. The more applications you submit, the better your chances of landing interviews. I really hope this helps and I didn't make too many spelling mistakes! This is all of the things I could note down from the top of my head!
I've made other posts on on my coding blog about career advices:
🌐 Tips for Landing Your First Entry-Level Developer Job
🌐 Career Services For Web Dev (could be useful to you too!)
🌐 The Talent Cloud Community: Careers Workshop
Good luck with your job search!
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TEAM KANOHI HELP WANTED???

I found out team kanohi is hiring sadly I don't qualify for the job but maybe one of you guys would like to apply so go check them out!!!!
#video games#job application#help wanted#game design#senior programmer#bionicle#team kanohi#bionicles#Bionicles masks of power#developer#lego#lego bionicle
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I'm not an extrovert. At all. In everyday life, I'm a yapper, sure, but I need someone to first assure me I am okay to yap, so I don't start conversations, even when I really want to join in sometimes! It's just the social anxiety acting up. God knows where from and why I lose a lot of my inhibitions when it comes to talking to people about music. I don't know where the confidence has suddenly sprung from. I've made a crazy amount of friends in musical circles, either just talking to people about common music or (since it is after all in music circles) talking to bands about their own music. I let out a sigh of relief any time an interaction goes well, because in truth it's going against my every instinct. I wish I could do that in everyday life
#like that's the point where we need to remind everyone around me that as much as I say#radio is 'a job'-- it's not 'my job' lol. I wish I was this interested in data science#but like. Honestly?? I'm not even a data scientist!? I answered a few questions about classical AI having come from a computer science back#background and now people are saying to me 'I know you're a data scientist and not a programmer' sir I am a computer scientist#what are you on about#and like I guess I get to google things and they're paying me so I'm not complaining but like I am not a data scientist#my biggest data scientist moment was when I asked 'do things in data science ever make sense???' and a bunch of data scientists went#'no :) Welcome to the club' ???????#why did I do a whole ass computer science degree then. Does anyone at all even want that anymore. Has everything in the realm of#computer science just been Solved. What of all the problems I learned and researched about. Which were cool. Are they just dead#Ugh the worst thing the AI hype has done rn is it has genuinely required everyone to pretend they're a data scientist#even MORE than before. I hate this#anyway; I wish I didn't hate it and I was curious and talked to many people in the field#like it's tragicomedy when every person I meet in music is like 'you've got to pursue this man you're a great interviewer blah blah blah'#and like I appreciate that this is coming from people who themselves have/are taking a chance on life#but. I kinda feel like my career does not exist anymore realistically so unless 1) commercial radio gets less shitty FAST#2) media companies that are laying off 50% of their staff miraculously stop or 3) Tom Power is suddenly feeling generous and wants#a completely unknown idiot to step into the biggest fucking culture show in the country (that I am in no way qualified for)#yeah there's very very little else. There's nothing else lol#Our country does not hype. They don't really care for who you are. f you make a decent connection with them musically they will come to you#Canada does not make heroes out of its talent. They will not be putting money into any of that. Greenlight in your dreams.#this is something I've been told (and seen) multiple times. We'll see it next week-- there are Olympic medallists returning to uni next wee#no one cares: the phrase is 'America makes celebrities out of their sportspeople'; we do not. Replace sportspeople with any public professi#Canada does not care for press about their musicians. The only reason NME sold here was because Anglophilia not because of music journalism#anyway; personal
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Who decided it was a good idea to make a "if you don't know the answer, just lie" feature in ChatGPT and other AI chatbots? When you question them, they just give you another inaccurate answer. I had to literally tell ChatGPT that it's okay if it doesn't know the answer, it can just tell me so. I rarely, and I mean rarely, use AI and it makes me more and more uncomfortable every time.
#You call yourselves innovators?#I won't blame the programmers and developers they're just doing their job#this is such a dystopian concept#artificial intelligence#ai#ai developers#ai development
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The elections are over in the UK.
Shabbaz has a really good summary of the current situation. It’s worth taking a look.
And if my peeps over here live in the UK, please go out and vote in every election. Demand accountability from your local representatives. You can hold them accountable when they aren’t living up to their manifesto.
I no longer live in the UK. I was one of the many European migrant workers that left because of Brexit. The environment was hostile, the whole settlement scheme was giving dejavú of the Windrush scandal. Residency was now dependent on work visas, citizenship no longer attainable.
If you still live in the UK do your utmost to keep the tories out. Jacob Rees Mogg does not have your best interest at heart, his businesses are not even located in the UK. Boris Johnson got his French passport while he was pushing for Brexit. They’ve trashed the country to let you living in rubbles while they have a escape route.
#uk elections#uk politics#jacob rees mogg need to start paying taxes#jacob rees mogg should shut up about abortion#protect women’s rights in the uk#protect queer youth#protect trans kids#abortion is human rights don’t let the american missionaries protest in front of the uk health clinics#nobody needs to import that kinda hate#abortion is healthcare#feed the children at school#wealth redistribution#social justice#social programmes are meant to lift people up and not to force them further into poverty#tuition for uni is a tool to keep poor people from accessing education and further discriminate them in the job market
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missing my grandma pretty bad today
#rabbit.txt#hard to believe it's been a week since the funeral...#theres so much i keep thinking i should ask her. like who her favorite classic film stars were. and if she was ever interviewed on TV#and what she thought about my grandpa's job as a programmer#i just. fuck dude!!!
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