#puppy logic

[foyle-writes-things]

Do you know? Puppies have this need to bite everything and i'm in accordance with this.

I give you all permission to bite things you don't like. Doesn't even have to be a soft bite, go at it.

[terrabankz]

Just your goth tgirl wife waiting for you to come pick me up😌

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[radiance1]

The Ghost Prince does not, under any circumstances, answer a summoning after it was made aware he existed. None know why he doesn't, some are bitter and hateful of it while others are thankful that it's one less bloodthirsty manic to deal with.

The Ghost King meanwhile hasn't been seen in multiple eons, so the magical community who wanted to use his power just, stopped, trying to summon him for a long time.

Most magic users knew that the Ghost Prince never answered a summons, and that the Ghost King just dropped off the radar.

So could you really blame Constantine for not taking it that seriously when some wannabe hotshot cultists try to summon both of them in the middle of a city to wreak havoc?

He'll give them some credit though. Points for doing it in broad daylight and actually being somewhat of a threat with not relying on just summoning the Ghost royalty and figuring out what to do from there.

The area they were in was somewhat destroyed, then the cultists manage to complete the summoning circle to summon both of them and Constantine, well he just light up a smoke.

It isn't going to work anyways so what does it matter?

...

Is that a fucking Ice cream truck he hears? Who the fuck is driving an Ice cream truck while their city is being under attacked with cultists trying to summon eldritch ghost royalty?

He'll give them some points for dedication, though.

Then he looked at the cultists and nearly had a goddamn heart attack to see that the summoning circle is actually fucking lighting up and working.

The Bat is so gonna give him a headache over this.

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Danny Phantom, crown prince of the Infinite Realms. Does not answer summons.

For one, it is annoying as shit, whenever someone interrupts his day just to ask for infinite power (that he can't give), world domination (that he won't do) or infinite riches (which he also can't do).

It just got annoying being summoned all the time so. One day he just, well, no. And hey, it worked out well enough for him to not continue doing it.

Then he also learned that Pariah Dark is basically the same, after he got out the coffin and stopped trying to take over the world for whatever reason. He was actually a pretty swell guy!

He was just with him too, with him being not so swell at the time for making him go through lessons about Ghost etiquette, rules, stuff that's expected of him as the crown prince.

And don't even get him started on the engagement and marriage proposals.

Overall, he just wanted to find an excuse to leave. Then he felt the familiar suggestive pull of a summoning and, instead of rejection as he usually does in a second. He thought for a bit if he wanted to go with that or crown prince duties.

It was tempting, but dealing with cultists seemed worse than this so he was about to reject.

At least, before he heard an Ice cream truck playing in the background. He doesn't even know how the hell that popped up through the pull but by the gods has it been a while since he's had Ice cream.

So he answers and is gone with a pop.

Pariah Dark just stares for a good second or two, before breathing out and deciding to also answer. Fright Knight is just there, off to side, questioning what he should do now.

Danny wastes no time with the cultists on the other side and in fact, he pushes them out of the way and goes diving for that Ice cream truck he hears. Only to realize he doesn't, have any money on him.

Fuck.

Pariah Dark is less inclined to follow the rules imposed by humans like money, but he does know it can be important. Once in a while. Not that often, but it has its times.

So when he sees his adopted son being sad over being unable to pay for some kind of human delicacy, he digs around in his hair (yes, his hair.) and pulls out some money and puts it on the counter as payment.

The man inside the tiny vehicle had shrieked before getting what they wanted. Which is good. Fear is a good motivator, Pariah thinks.

Unknown to him, it wasn't out of fear (Well, mostly) but because the Ghost King placed down a coin made of pure, solid gold on his counter.

The two then go about their business in the human realm, completely forgetting about the fact that they were summoned here for something.

Constantine is both relieved and about to have an aneurysm at seeing Infinite Realm royalty only answering a summon because of Ice cream.

[tk-duveraun]

Au where cultivators can transform into 1 animal form. In PIDW SQQ was a noble crane, but when SY transmigrates in, he finds himself able to transform into a snake.

Hah! He thinks, viciously. He'd always known the crane form had to be some kind of trick.

But as the days pass he realizes something's wrong. The bamboo house is wrong, wrong, wrong to his animal sense. It feels like the lair of prey. Not only that, but the nest hidden in the rafters over his bed is completely unsuited for his snake body.

While the nest is packed and lined with chunks of black fur (some bloody) the stray feathers are just that - strays, not part of the construction.

Worse, when LQG nearly dies of deviation in the lingxi caves, he growls that SQQ should have flown away "like he always does" instead of nearly getting run through.

If LQG witnessed SQQ original goods flying away multiple times, maybe it wasn't a trick after all. Maybe the original goods had been able to transform into a crane and now SY has a massive vulnerability in his facade.

It's only now that he's sure that the system confirms his fear. Additional objective: don't let anyone see him transform.

Thankfully Without-a-cure locks the skill beyond his grasp.

.

Even more thankfully, post-canon the system doesn't dock him for LBH seeing his transformation. Because certainly nothing would stop him from draping across his demonic husband's shoulders like a scarf as he cooks.

(Sqq also loves decadently curling up on thick, talisman-warmed furs in the sun while in snake form. LBH takes to reading to him and moving the furs to follow the sunlight's path)

[fisheito]

... peace on planet bottom, then there's whatever this is

[kingdontruther]

my personal frank langdon headcanon is that he's really good at eating pussy bc why else would his wife still be with him at this point

[clumsypuppy]

learning abt friendship decay and "not reaching out to your friends for months at a time unprompted is not neurotypical behaviour" has me feeling a certain way

[kangals]

Keps recently started feeling the urge to mark on walks, as expected of a boy dog his age. but so far rather than lining up and lifting his leg to pee on objects during the walk, as expected, his process goes like this:

Sniff thing

I am going to pee on this thing!

Pee immediately, right now. don’t bother moving.

😎 I did it

this ends up with him peeing on the ground/sidewalk 3 feet away from the object he intended to pee on. i am assuming at some point he’ll put it all together.

[anghraine]

It's honestly kind of funny to me that catapulting into Kirk/Spock shipping has launched my usual "meh, not into jealousy as a metric of romantic love" shipping tendency out the window and instead I'm genuinely charmed by the extent to which they reflect the same unhealthy seething jealousy.

This is most obvious with Spock, but you'll get McCoy joking about Spock falling in love with a computer (not an android, a stationary computer) and McCoy being A Normal Guy Joking About His Friend Having a Hobby is immediately contrasted with Kirk's barely repressed jealousy (you can all but see him thinking "time to talk another computer to death" while McCoy just laughs at his own joke about it). Kirk gets more and more generally insecure until Spock publicly declares that, while he does like an efficient computer, Kirk is irreplaceable and he doesn't want to serve anyone or anything else, and Kirk looks like he's about to kiss him on the bridge.

(Kirk still talks the computer to death, btw, for plot reasons. But big "Edith Keeler must die" energy.)

I also enjoy Kirk's horror/outrage at Leila Kalomi and her obvious gloating over "taking" Spock from him in the docility sex pollen episode and Kirk's willingness to do or say anything to get Spock back vs Spock bleeding intensity throughout "Requiem for Methuselah" as Kirk falls in love with Rayna, then Spock numbly listening to McCoy's speech about how he can never understand the glories or agonies of romantic love triangles or passionate love before waiting for him to leave and then wiping Rayna from Kirk's mind. Just two bros who are totally normal about each other!

[tinytalkingtina]

WIP Weekend

Thanks for the tags @hbyrde36 and @queenie-ofthe-void!

Rules: Send me an emoji in an ask, and I'll write 3-5 sentences and/or paragraphs from that WIP. No limits to the amount of emojis you can request, please feel free to send multiple (just in different asks please)

Mermay is now in full swing, and I published the 90's waterpark paired fics! The steddie hurt/comfort and munver documentary are coming next week.

🐶 B.A.D. D.O.G. (sequel to the college AU puppy play Stomeddie/Stommie fic) is still getting there! I keep wanting to add additional things to this and complete the emotional story arc that was set up. Alas, the porn has plot now.

🏴‍☠️ Eddierotica: "Eddie writes the world's worst erotica about characters who are just poorly disguised versions of himself and Steve. They're not dating." continues! Now with 200% more pirates than this time last week.

💥Steddie Big Bang: Secret fic is pushing 8000 words now! This can't be publicly shared yet, so if you send in this emoji feel free to pick another fic as well, and I'll write 3 sentences for both. Can't wait to share the details about this with folks after claims.

👽 My Star Trek AU Enemies to Lovers has been laying off to the side for a while now. Let's maybe start working on the next chapter of Human Engineer Eddie Munson and the adventures of Vulcan Security Officer S'tevan this weekend

Tagging some folks to join in and work on their own WIPs this weekend!

@pearynice @apomaro-mellow @vthx @eriquin @fuctacles

@dame-zoom-a-lot @fkinkindagauche @griefabyss69

@strangerthingswritersguild

Enjoy a snippet from 🏴‍☠️ below the cut!

"That fucking idiot backpacker with the sports car came in again," Eddie ranted as he slammed the door closed. "I don't know how many times I’ve told him his car isn't built for off-roading, he keeps blaming us when it breaks down. I can’t bear-proof your Lamborghini dude!" Steve swallowed hard as Eddie stripped out of his coveralls. He wanted to hold him down and lick the sweat from his body. Or edge him for an entire hour and make him forget how to speak. Or...or maybe Eddie could be the one tying him up. Steve’s brain offered up the idea of Eddie handcuffing his hands to his headboard with that stupid novelty belt he liked to wear to gigs and watch him bounce on a dildo. Maybe if he was really good Eddie would— But what if the newest stories in the notebook weren’t about him anymore, and suddenly Eddie was writing about sucking off someone named ‘Angus’ or ‘Jarnathan’? He should definitely read the whole thing. You know, for safety reasons. And research. (And okay, maybe because his dick was already half hard from staring at Eddie’s grease-covered hands, and he wanted to find out what happened to the vampyre.) After he was sure Eddie was snoring away across the hallway, Steve made himself comfy under the covers, holding his phone's flashlight with his mouth so he could stroke his dick and play with his nipples at the same time. He quickly found the place where Robin had given up and dove back in: The King’s other hand dipped even lower to tease and tickle at his pink flower, still yet unfurled despite the heat thrumming through Edward’s veins. Perhaps if the king went gently, the two of them might join in unholy passion later that night. But the undead mouth currently swallowing his cock burned with the heat of hellfire itself. Edward was helpless to resist its siren call that was also demonic! “Mmmm mpmpph. Mmmmph mm mmph mmm muh mmph muh mmmph, mmmm. Muh mmmph mmm mm. Mmm muh mmmpph mmmmm,” the vampyre king moaned around Edward’s cock, meaning: “Come for me now!” And come for Stefan Edward did. His coin purse tightened in the vampyre king’s grasp and then pushed through their pennies and nickels and dimes out of Edward’s cock and into Stefan’s waiting throat. There were even some quarters in there for the vampyre king to sustain himself with. Truly it was an impressive load of semen.

[teagirldaniel]

Use me as you want to 🥵

I'm just a fun person 😉

[celestial-mutt]

Agh I want a silly little collar so badd

[terrabankz]

I need a face to sit on! Reblog me if interested 🍑🍭😉

[rottenish]

I KNEW ANAL HOOKS WERE A REAL THING THOSE THOUGHTS THAT ARE HAUNTING ME MUST HAVE HAUNTED MANY OTHERS!!!

[bambibimbosparkles]

fuck it, pinned post

we are the following

Krys, she/they, #krys posting, #krys reblog, #krys answers

puppy, she/it/they, #puppy posting, #puppy reblog, #puppy answers

Valkyrie, she/her, #val posting, #val reblog, #val answers

Logic, it/its, #logic posting, #logic reblog, #logic answers

Introduction post for the four of us here

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We say funny and sometimes horny things

minors, cops, and terfs dni

chasers and sissy blogs behave

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if i dont like your vibes i will block you

flirting is heavily encouraged

dms are open but be nice

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nsfw asks list here

my onlyfans!

uuhhhh yeah i think thats it

love ya babes

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[puppyboy-fag]

For some reason I feel weird about using my dildo alone.. need someone to tell me exactly how to use it, tell me when to take the knot. Fuck. And I want to be fucked right now, but it’s too embarrassing to ask anyone to help