#put that energy into a fanfic or something bro

[tiredsmashbros]

Memories : part one

2k words ; tsb fanfic

the battle was intense. that's all smg4 could think about. chest tightens while engulfed in fear as he dodges the attacks of a giant mallet aiming at him. barely escaping the impact by an inch. the mallet belonging to non other than the person who has been impacting smg4's life into a spiral of endless stress. the suspicious behavior pattern, lack of consideration of others, unrealistic cartoon language and logic, and even his mysterious background are what made smg4 legs shake. yet the fellow still showed acts of kindness, thoughtfulness, a sense of genuine... nothing made sense! what's worse, smg4 never expected anything weird coming from this guy from their first introduction, he genuinely was quite excited for a new friend who seemed so silly, and intrigued by the memes he shared. yet... here he was now. fighting what felt like for his life. he didn't know what to do but be on the defensive side as he grew tired and weak. doing his best to sustain stamina as the yellow, blue maniac wasn't even breaking a sweat.

"stop this man! this isn't like you!" smg3 shouted, in the hope of verbally knocking some sense into the propeller-wearing individual, despite already countless efforts beforehand. striking a punch on tsb's face, losing his grip on his mallet.

"you don't know him." the body of tsb responded, his voice giving an unusual echo, eyes narrowed exposing his brown iris, accompanied by an uncanny smile that spread across his face. letting out a childish chuckle, tsb pulls his head back and strikes onto smg3 with a head-butt move. receiving a pained groan in response to the quick attack. smg4 rushed over to aid smg3 from falling over, standing beside his guardian partner, yearning to protect him but fueled with caution of the maniac man in front of them.

"let's try our meme powers again!" smg4 suggested to smg3, catching his breath in between.

"that method is futile." tsb spoke, almost monotone, his head dripping from the side of his shoulder, "you are too tired. you don't have enough energy to input something effective." he added.

smg3 clicked his tongue, eyes filled with anger yet with a touch of sorrow. seeing tsb talk and act this way made smg3 feel uneasy. something felt off by the way he spoke and the usage of vocabulary. his mind clouded with memories, being reminded of the silly obnoxious man that would bounce out of nowhere, someone he'd spent having long talks of comfort, a bro to always be there to help... to now him aiming to beat him down till he couldn't stand on either foot. "he's right," smg3 softly spoke, "nothing we do will work. we can't beat him..." smg3 added in a defeated tone.

"finally that's progress into your head!" tsb exclaimed, adding in a child-like giggling, giving the two guardians chills down their spines. till suddenly a lightbulb sparked inside smg4.

"wait that's it!" smg4 said. "into your head!"

"what in the hell are you-" smg3 spoke, but he was interrupted by his hand being pulled away by his blue counterpart.

puzzled yet intrigued, tsb grins and starts the chase after the smg's. staying somewhat close behind, but far enough to make the chase more of a game instead. dragging his body unnaturally on purpose.

smg3 got a hold of his stance, running behind smg4 but flustered by the sudden hand grab turned into holding. "b-baka! w-where are we-"

"while i was locked up by tsb and by that weird pink sand time guy," smg4 interjected, "right before you guys found me i was starting my escape when i accidentally stumbled upon watching him put a weird helmet device onto tsb's head." the two running out of the dark void they were formally at, to a slim hallway of the same black stardust material on the walls, floor, and ceiling. "and that is relevant how?" smg3 queried, puzzled, taking a mental note of tsb following them behind. yet tsb wasn't close enough to listen to the smg's conversation.

"that helmet device is the key! i overheard that sand guy its used to go into memories of mortals!"

"so why did he put one on tsb? to manipulate and control him or some shit?"

"m-maybe? i don't know yet! but it's our ticket to hopefully stopping this rampage of his before that cartoon legit kills us! you're close with him, maybe you can try punching his chaotic shit out of his mind?" smg4 quizzed.

"pfftha! that i can do!" smg3 cheered, a smirk blooming across his face. becoming aware of the possibility of potentially saving his friend who may be mind-controlled, it just made sense! the tsb he knew would never act this strange or dangerous. an observation thought the purple guardian kept to himself, fully aware of what his partner may have opinionated if spoken aloud. smg3 may love his guardian partner, but he knows for a fact from the small crescent of his emo heart who tsb truly is as an individual. even if smg3 lacks personal background and proof to support his belief, he would curse smg4's name for believing it. he only hopes that one day smg4 could realize for himself, how wrong he is about the silly looney toon. only time could tell as smg4 continued to lead them to what seemed like an endless dream space. seeing the same black void tingled confusion in his mind, it felt like an illusion even seeing the same thing repeatedly. his eyes giving a sense of lost in reality.

finally, smg4 jerked into an open room of an iron door, a space surrounded by chalkboards, paper, technology equipment, and science shenanigans smg3 took note of. smg4 immediately began searching for one of the helmet devices he mentioned, successfully within seconds smg4 found it and held it high in accomplishment. it was shaped and looked like a thick, solid helmet made for riding bicycles, painted all white accompanied by a red, yellow, and blue stripe down the center of the headwear. immediately, smg4 began searching for a second one to complete the mind transaction process. just as he does, tsb creepily walks in announcing his entrance, "back by popular demand...ME!" the 'me' delivered in an almost demonic-like vocal expression.

smg3 let out a small cry in surprise, retreating to smg4's side, praying now that smg4 was right about this plan. "alright 3, you grab ahold of him as best you can in a still position so i can input this on top of his stupid head!" smg4 ordered, moving to the side cautiously eyeing tsb.

smg3 nodded, "got it." he spoke not as enthusiastic as before, as he began to mentally prepare to hold that crazy cartoon maniac down after already a long fighting session as his life seriously depended on it. he prepped his stance, knees bent down at a 90-degree angle, spreading his legs for a wider range. "come on now then, big boy! show daddy how much you love him!" smg3 shouted, fanning his hands as a motion to invite tsb to come at him.

tsb manically laughed, full sprinting and pouncing at smg3 letting out a fnaf 2 foxy jumpscare scream. immediately the two began wrestling hitting and smacking down tables and chairs that flooded the room, papers flying above as cords being detached were heard. smg3 attempts to land punches to only then be received with a bite on his arm instead. smg3 bit his lip in an attempt to hold in his screams of pain and instead used it as the perfect opportunity to flip their positions with smg3 now on top of him. pressing his arm further back into tsb's mouth to stabilize him with his head in an upward locked position, despite the bottom half of his body being twisted the other way due to his unnatural body physics. using his other hand to aggressively stabilize tsb's hands, whereas his foot locked down tsb's legs.

smg4 stood on the sidelines, patiently and anxiously waiting for smg3 to hold the cartoon still, and just as his partner did smg4 rushed in without a second thought placing the device on top of tsb's head. swiftly removing tsb's propeller hat to prevent it from getting in the way. remembering how the pink sand man did it on him by pressing a black button on the side to activate it. after it was finally set on tsb's head, smg4 took a step back watching as the man pinned on the ground attempted to remove the helmet to no avail.

"now what!?" smg3 yelled with a struggled tone, growing anxiously impatient and mentally screaming in agonizing pain, grinding his teeth hard as tsb only dug his teeth deeper into the purple guardian's arm urgently attempt for freedom.

"okay, okay, i just need you to hold your head still and i'll place the second helmet on you so you can mind travel into his crazy brains or whatever!" smg4 hurriedly said, just as panicked as his guardian partner. swiftly grabbing the second helmet he had behind him and rushing towards back to smg3.

however, tsb did not like the plan these partnered guardians were cooking up. this time, putting all his energy into brute force to twist smg3 down to the opposite side of smg4's path to prevent him from putting the helmet on.

the purple meme guardian screamed in agony as his head harshly hit the floor, his body positioned awkwardly to be kept down by tsb. smg4 jolted from the sudden change of control and stood frozen in fear. to tsb's misfortune, smg3 was still holding onto tsb's hands enough to continue to prevent him from manually removing the helmet. yet the catch was there was no safe possible way to input the helmet onto smg3's head without tsb interfering.

"smg3! i-i can't find a safe spot to put the helmet on you!" smg4 said worriedly, fearful of his plan coming to a defeat. it couldn't end like this, he needed to think of something! tsb only laughed to himself, concluding by default victorious without the consideration of smg3 coming to a concluded thought. a thought that not only would help them win on top but a thought that may finally answer his prayers for the person he cared most to finally understand.

"s-smg4," the purple counterpart started, "YOU have to put the helmet on!" this suggestion surprised both his partner and the animated cartoon. "you can't put it on me, but it's not impossible for you to put it on yourself. YOU got to go inside this dumb dr. pepper loving asshole's brains and fix him!"

"i-i can't do that!" smg4 stuttered, shaking anxiously realizing the aim smg3 was getting at.

"yes you can! you can do it for me or for hell's sake do it for tari! she needs out help! we can't waste anymore time smg4!" smg3 exclaimed impatiently.

"i don't know how-"

"NEITHER DO I!" smg3 bursted, "but you trust and believe in me enough to do it anyways from the start! i trust and believe right back at you man." smg4 stood idly shocked, and to his surprise so did tsb. catching himself staring into tsb's eyes, they were still narrowed like before but... this time he could see a white arrow-shape glimmer in them. it almost felt like he was pleading for him to do so, to put on the helmet... but why? as if lost time on a timer, tsb's eyes reeled back to maniac mode, and resumed his attempt to freed himself from smg3's bearable grasp. "DO IT NOW FOUR!" smg3 yelled as he pushed in all his remaining energy to hold tsb down.

in a hesitant instance, smg4 removed his hat and put the helmet on. "NOOO!" screamed tsb in a higher echoed pitch, an unrecognized voice that didn't belong to tsb. with one more glance at his best friend, the two meme guardians gave each other an agreeable nod as smg4 pushed the button. with one final physical motion as smg4 could hear the technology within the helmet activate, smg4 raised his arm up, and gave a thumbs up.

to be continued...

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fri: “watchman” was an outworldly entity, one could even label a god, but they were much more than that. an entity by physical appearance built up by particles of pink fluidity sand. as if a piece had its own consciousness. watchman was a playful being, understood empathy, sympathized with others, and yearned to nurture those suffering in pain. romantical pain even. always watching love play… always… watching… tick tock. 

[oldestmovieieversaw]

crazy to me that whenever pete posts innocuous shit everyone is suddenly a detective and a gender studies professor but when it comes to the very concrete proof that pete abused an underage heroin addict nobody knows anything

[simpingforthemm]

the garcia brothers

words: like 1.7k

summary: basically a similar scenario to the whole "Cole x Jackie x Alex" thingy but with u and the Garcia brothers

a/n: sorry for not posting on here in a while. I wrote this little thing to get into fanfic writing again and will get to the other requests soon <3 probably will make this a series if I feel inspired enough

You were sitting in the cafeteria with Lee, your best friend, poking at your food, absolutely not hungry after having seen that revolting documentary on the holocaust in history lesson.

“God, I wish I could erase the last 90 minutes out of my memory so I could at least keep some of this food down and not starve for the rest of the day”, you groaned, shoving a fry in your mouth.

“Same”, Lee sighed. “That Nazi shit is seriously messed up. Honestly, I think I heard Olivia sobbing in the back row or something when the teacher named the number of the children murdered in the second world war.”

You raised your eyebrows. "Damn. Understandable though. It's so inhumane.”

Lee nodded. You noticed someone sitting down next to you and putting their arm around your shoulder. “What are we talking about guys?”, an all too familiar voice asked. Isaac Garcia, the brother of your best friend, who you shared a lot of your classes with, including history. “Just the pleasantries of that history lesson”, you said as he snatched some of your fries.

“I’m amazed at your ability to still eat after that horrifying documentary.”, you admitted, watching as he stuffed his mouth with the fried potato sticks, visibly hungry, his arm still securely around you. You didn't mind sharing your food and you often did so with Isaac. He would offer you gum when he had a pack, you would bring a second fork for him when you got lunch and you almost always shared your energy drinks and snacks. You didn't know the particular reason for why you both did this except for that the two of you loved food and that you liked eating in class / eating snacks so you could focus better.

“That's only one of my many talents, dear miss Y/L/N”, he said, smirking at you and giving you a little wink. “Besides, I love fries.”

You just rolled your eyes a little, knowing that Isaac basically had every girl that crossed his path swooning over him and he even flirted with you, his brother's girl best friend. Yeah, you shared your food and were pretty friendly with each other but you still were kind of annoyed about how he was such a ladies' man.

“Sure”, you just said, freeing yourself from his arm, catching Isaac frowning in the corner of your eye.

“Okay Isaac, how ‘bout you leave me and my best friend alone and go mind your business with all of those cheerleaders waiting on you.”, Lee said, pointing over to a table overcrowded with a bunch of girls from the cheerleading squad, some of them looking over to your table, probably wondering what was keeping Isaac there.

Lee seemed overly annoyed with his brother. Chill Lee, you thought to yourself. You actually kinda liked Isaac (not that you’d ever tell Lee that) and you didn't get why your best friend was acting all hostile. Sure, Isaac was annoying at times but he didn't exaggerate it. But of course, you were on your best friend’s side. “No need to get possessive, I’m already going”, he said, getting up from his chair.

He frowned as he noticed your sort of tense expression.“You seem tense, everything all right?”, he asked, sounding genuinely concerned. He was right, you had been tense. Exam stress, pressure to succeed, getting good grades and then your parents fighting. You were struggling. But Isaac didn't have to know that. “Okay Isaac, just go”, Lee groaned before you could answer the other Garcia's question.

“Already going, jeez bro. See you later, Y/N.”, he smirked, ruffling your hair. Ugh.

Relieved about him going back to his own table and Lee being able to go back to his normal self, you leaned back into your chair. “I’m so sorry about my brother Y/N”, Lee apologized, rolling his eyes. “I know he can be a lot sometimes.”

“It's fine”, you assured him, not knowing why he was always so cold and hostile whenever the three of you were together. When you watched Lee and Isaac hanging out together, without you, everything seemed just fine and they were laughing and having fun together, like normal brothers. This was the same for when you and Lee hung out just the two of you, everything seemed completely normal and fine. But when it was you, Lee and Isaac, he acted so strange. He was bitchy and rude to his brother, usually without reason. He always acted like Isaac was this horrible person that you couldn't be associated with. You thought that maybe he couldn't stand the thought of you and Isaac being friends? Maybe he hated how physical Isaac could be? You didn't know, but you were determined to find out.

After school, you and Lee decided to hang out and get ice cream. A lot of people thought that you and Lee might be a couple since the two of you were so close. It was true, you liked Lee a lot. Maybe you had had a crush on him for a little while when the two of you first met. But that was a long time ago and the two of you were now simply best friends. You thought so at least. Still, you couldn't help thinking he was cute when he attempted to speak French in class (which he surprisingly was horrible at) or when he geeked out about some new skateboarding equipment or tricks he wanted to try. Of course, you would never tell him that.

“Y/N, can I ask you something?”, Lee suddenly blurted out. The two of you were standing in line at the ice cream shop, waiting for your turn. You were slightly standing on your tip-toes, trying to get a look on all the flavors available so you could already decide on what you wanted beforehand.

“Yeah, sure. What is it?”, you said casually, standing normally again and turning to look at him.

Lee looked down at his shoes, seemingly embarrassed. You frowned, didn't he know he could ask you anything? You were now getting impatient and nervous. Why was he stalling?

“Oh, come on, Lee. You're driving me crazy. Spit it out!”

“Do you like Isaac?”

Your eyes widened and you gulped. So much for obvious. But you didn't like him. At least not like Lee probably meant in this moment. Okay, maybe you thought he was hot and funny, but he was obnoxious. He was always bothering you, in class, outside of class, at the Walters’ House. Just last week, he threw you in the pool, then at a party he randomly asked you if you wanted to play beer pong with him. With you, out of all people? You, the unpopular nerd. Then there were other incidents like when your grade was called to the assembly hall for some informative presentation on future college opportunities and Isaac just randomly sat down next to you. And besides all that weirdness from his side, he made your best friend in the whole world angry and tense. You didn't like that.

You decided to go for the shocked and surprised answer. “What! Lee! Why would you think that??”

“I don't know”, he shrugged, his expression blank. “You just always seem to laugh more when he's around and you don't really seem to mind whenever he flirts with you.”

“Flirts with me? Lee, I don't know what you're talking abou-”

“Oh please Y/N”, Lee scoffed. “Don't act like you're blind. He always flirts with you. Just today in the cafeteria, he put his arm around you. Do you know how weird that is for me? Jesus, he's my brother, Y/N.” Lee looked disgusted as he turned away from you. You didn't know his feelings were this intense.

“Lee, of course I don't like him. But you know how Isaac is, he’s always flirting with every girl that's in his eyesight. I don't think he's taken special interest in me. And besides, we wouldn't even fit together, you know how different we are.”

That seemed to calm Lee down as his expression softened and he sighed, nodding.

"Sorry for overreacting. You're right."

You didn't know why he was so against you even slightly taking an interest in his brother and why he was so disgusted at even the idea of you getting closer to him. But you figured the two of you weren't really in a position to talk about that.

Later that day, you were sitting on your bed, listening to music and doing homework when your phone made that vibrating sound to tell you you had a new message. You frowned slightly, checking who would text you at this time. It certainly wouldn't be Lee, as right now he’d probably be outside with his cousins, teaching Parker how to skateboard or something. Instead it was an unknown number.

The message just said: “hi y/n”.

You texted back pretty quickly out of curiosity. "Who's this?”

Another message appeared within seconds, making your heart drop. “Isaac. I got your number from Jackie, hope that's ok”

Jesus, why would he be texting you? This was the last thing you needed rn. And now you seriously didn't know what to text back.

“Okaay, why did you ask for my number tho”, you typed.

“idk cuz I think ur cool”

Fuck. Why’d he say something like that?

“okay.. I don't think lee doesn't like us talking tho"

You were panicky now. Lee definitely couldn't find out about this. He'd be so mad.

“he needs to chill out”

Was he seriously saying this rn? Didn't he know Lee had no chill whenever it came to you?

You were staring at your phone for a while, waiting for him to say something else, but when he didn't, you just typed back:

“srry but did you want anything else? I got homework to do”

“we should hang out outside of class sometime”

“we really shouldn't”, you texted back, even though you did kind of want to. But you couldn't. Not when Lee was so against the idea of you being closer to his brother. You couldn't do that to your best friend.

“Come onn y/n just for like an hour or so. pretty plsss”

He kept spamming you with messages the next minutes which really annoyed you so just to shut him up you replied: “fine but istg if lee finds out you’re done for”

“yes ma’am 🧎‍♂️”

God. What had you gotten yourself into??

[pblumpkins]

reading the sun and the star rn here's my current thoughts;

I'm so tired of reading these boys fight atp I want em dead if I have to read Will being offended by something Nico says or Nico going "YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IVE BEEN THRU...." at Will one more time I'm gonna lose it I'm gonna tear my hair out.

WHY did they establish that Will can grow and control plants at will (plantbender?) if he'll NEVER USE THAT POWER... bc he can't grow plants here bc plants are life and Tartarus has no life!!! no life allowed!!!

I like that grandma that gave them the boat and I love the idea for her dress being that it's made of spirits of the lonely and that her husband is the river and that's why she stays by it and never leaves. makes sense that she'd choose the lonely - by putting them together in a dress that she wears they might not be as lonely anymore and she definitely won't be be bc even though the spirits don't acknowledge her at all they're technically there I'm gonna draw her I have to

this is like reading Nick and Charlie where it feels like I'm in my room listening to my parents argue and it's so uncomfortable 😭

someone tell Nico to take a chill pill like bro Will basically never leaves the infirmary he don't go on quests ofc he's gonna be like "hey wtf is that"

I am very uncomfortable with the energy we've created in the studio today (whenever a characters clothes get torn / removed in a fight I go 🤨 purely bc I'm so used to that being for fan service)

FUCK DO YOU MEAN "FIRST REAL FIGHT" YOU'VE BEEN FIGHTING ALL BOOK

fanfic authors are having a fucking field day with this one boys

Will is based confirmed

[differentsublimephantom]

Here’s a Beetlejuice Beetlejuice fanfic/chatfic and headcannons I wrote because I was bored and the ghost characters need more recognition (minor spoilers for Beetlejuice Beetlejuice)

BEETLEJUICE CHATFIC AND CHARACTER HEADCANNONS

BeetleJuice BeetleJuice character headcannons! (Also don’t mind all the super smash bros headcannons, I was watching Blake jennings “what your main in smash says about you” while I made these):

Wolf Jackson the movie star:

◦ Has MAJOR former theatre kid vibes, like he totally had a Hamilton phase and watched Cats ATLEAST once just to make fun of it, but he ended up secretly kinda liking the songs from it.

◦ Wont admit to even HAVING a favourite superhero, but it’s totally Spider Noir

◦ Says he mains someone like Snake in smash, but he actually mains Isabelle, jigglepuff, or The duck hunt dog and he somehow wins EVERY TIME HE PLAYS SMASH because he’s good at spam pressing buttons.

◦ Good at claw machines for some reason. A strange hidden talent, but he probs brags about it every chance he gets (which isn’t often but still)

◦ Everyone thinks/assumes he’s straight and probs bangin his secretary/the girl who brings him coffee (idk if she’s actually his secretary) but then he’ll casually insert “my boyfriend” or “this guy I’m seeing” into a conversation and the whole room is shocked.

◦ Knuckle cracker.

◦ When he’s sad infront of other people he hides his emotions and says he’s fine, but when he’s sad at home alone, he curls up with a bunch of blankets and binge watches all the movies he stared in when he was alive. Only his secretary(?) knows this.

◦ Drinks coffee (obviously) but also likes iced teas. Can on rare occasions be seen wandering around with an Arizona Tea can in hand.

◦ Ocean from RTC vibes. Like he doesn’t really mean to be rude, but he also has a habit of thinking he’s better than most people around him.

◦ That same way that I walk into any store and when I wanna get something I tell myself “I can make that at home.” He watches ANY action movie (especially ones with cgi or heavy effects) and says/thinks “I could’ve done that MYSELF, WITHOUT special affects.”

Bob:

◦ Chronically tired

◦ Under-appreciated-employee-core. Wherever he works in the neitherworld would not FUNCTION without him, but no one who works with him would recognize this until he put in his two weeks notice.

◦ A pushover. I hate to say it, but this man DIED (double died ig?) for a ghost who didn’t deserve that amount of loyalty and Bob probably knows it. He knew Beetlejuice wasn’t worth sacrificing that much for but he did it anyways because he is a pushover.

◦ My general headcannon for all the “tiny head” people in the Beetlejuice franchise is that they can speak telepathically to people, but most either choose not to, or don’t know that they can do it. Bob chooses not to because whenever he does (on rare occasions) it freaks out everyone who’s ever known him and he finds it hilarious.

◦ Current theatre kid. Has all of Heathers memorized. Could sing most RTC songs and says “this is all your fault Jafar” and “youre FUCKIN useless Paul” in his head or under his breath EVERY DAY.

◦ Once played Smash with Wolf Jackson and absolutely HATED the fact that Wolf won every time without really trying. But also Bob mains wii fit trainer, toon link or Kirby because I said so.

◦ Coffee drinker, but also gives off “DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5-HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING” vibes. He is WIRED.

Harry the hunter:

◦ Bobs uncle who died at around the same age as Bob so that’s why they look the same age/look like the same person.

◦ BESTIES with Ms Argentina

◦ Likes Delores because he hates Beetlejuice and wishes she successfully killed him, but also dislikes her because she killed Bob

◦ Bob is chronically tired but gets a good nights sleep most nights. Harry is an insomniac night owl who stays up until 1:00 in the morning rewatching Over the garden wall or Wall E for the 1000th time even though he KNOWS has to get up at 5:00am that morning.

◦ Only drinks tea or water.

◦ Mostly uses ASL or writing on notepads to communicate (same with Bob)

◦ Bob is the type of employee to work more than he should and do extra stuff and overtime etc. because he thinks people will like him more or atleast he’ll get some benefit from it right? Harry is the employee who knows you should just do your job and leave because no one will care if you do more than that so don’t waste your time.

◦ Just like Bob, he is a theatre kid. And he totally got Ms Argentina into musicals too.

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Ms Argentina:

◦ a HARDCORE SIMP for Delores. Like “she could suck my soul out of my body and in my last moments I’d THANK HER” kinda simp (same tho)

◦ WILL THROW HER HEELS AT YOU IF YOU PISS HER OFF (Bob, Wolf Jackson, Beetlejuice, AND EVEN Delores ALL learned this the hard way.)

◦ Mains Daisy in smash because they both have Loud-Lesbian energy

◦ Her nickname is Tina and her real name is Valentina, but ONLY Harry and Delores can call her Tina or her real full first name.

◦ SOMEHOW managed to get Delores to go on a date with her, and now they’re dating. Beetlejuice still has no idea how Tina pulled that off.

◦ Tina gives me tea or coffee drinker vibes, but part of me thinks she sometimes puts vodka in her tea and/or coffee

◦ Because Harry got her to like musicals, she totally got her girlfriend into musicals too

I’ll probably make a chatfic based on the musical and cartoon, but this one is based on the movies

Astrid has created a groupchat

Astrid has added: Lydia Deetz, Richard Deetz, Charles Deetz, and Delia Deetz

Astrid has named the groupchat “💜the Deetz family💜”

Astrid: hi! For those who are bad with tech *cough cough, grandpa* this is a groupchat, “gc” for short. It’s like texting but with multiple people in one text conversation.

Charles Deetz: Thanks kiddo, I was confused!

Richard Deetz: hey! This seems fun!

Lydia Deetz: OMG RICHARD?!

Richard Deetz: Hello Lyds!

Delia Deetz: omg Richard! Hi!

Charles Deetz: hello!

Richard Deetz: hi everyone!

~in a different groupchat~

“Work only” groupchat

Richard: my daughter just added me to a family groupchat 🥰

Bob: nice.

Argentina: omg fun!! My family is still alive.

Bob: So is his, Argentina?

Argentina: oh. OH. How the hell does that work?

Richard: I’ve learned not to question things like that a looooooooooooooooooooong time ago.

Argentina: that’s fair.

Wolf: my family has been hiding from me 😅

Harry: why?

Wolf: because ~~🏳️‍🌈~~

Harry: ah. SERIOUSLY?

Wolf: yeah. They only found out last thanksgiving tho. I was at my Mothers house (she is dead, to clarify) and I mentioned I was seeing a guy, and they DID NOT LIKE THAT LET ME TELL YA

Harry: OMFG XD RELATABLE

Harry: Bob is the only family member of mine I know who will talk to me

Bob: to be fair, only about half of our family is actually DEAD?

Harry: yeah. But if Astrid can add her dad to a family gc then don’t you think they might just not be *trying*?

Bob: that’s fair.

Richard: ANYWAYS, I was thinking maybe I should make a gc with you guys AND my family in it so you guys can be introduced to each other!

Argentina: sure!

Wolf: okay.

Bob: 👍

Harry: 👍

Richard: yay! Okay brb

Richard Deetz has made a groupchat

Richard Deetz had added: Astrid Deetz, Lydia Deetz, Charles Deetz, Delia Deetz, Ms Argentina, Wolf Jackson, Bob, and Harry

Richard Deetz has named the groupchat “friends and family”

Harry: I love how apparently me and Bob are just “Harry” and “Bob” and everyone else has some form of last name XD

Bob: omg yeah, I didn’t even notice that! Rude.

Richard: well to be fair, you never told me your last name(s?)

Harry: and I still won’t. It’s still funny tho

Richard: 🙄 alr

Astrid: Dad?! Who are these people?

Richard: my coworkers! Thought I’d introduce you guys

Harry: just “coworkers”? Ouch Rich

Richard: oh hush 😑

Harry: 🤭 k

Astrid: cooooool. Hey.

Bob: hey.

Astrid: OMG @Delia @Lydia @Charles, I forgot to mention I auditioned for my school musical lmao

Lydia: WHAT! And you didn’t tell me? Thats awesome!

Delia: Omg wow!!! You’ll be amazing!

Charles: nice kiddo!

Harry: OMG WHAT MUSICAL IS IT?

Astrid: HAHAHAHA I was NOT expecting that reaction from @Harry

Argentina: he looks very intimidating irl but he’s the biggest FREAKIN NERD YOULL EVER MEET I PROMISE-

Harry: RUDE! But Fr- what musical?

Astrid: Heathers.

Harry: AT A HIGHSCHOOL? Damn

Astrid: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT! But I auditioned anyways for fun.

Harry: so did the cast list come out yet?

Astrid: yeah! I’m gonna be Veronica!!!!!!!

Harry: OMG AWESOME!! I would love to play JD, but I died before even the MOVIE was made, so I’ll never get the chance sadly.

Astrid: DAMN, that’s tough.

Argentina: WOMP WOMP

Astrid: HHAHAHAHAHAHHA WOMP WOMP

Harry: >:O

Lydia: You got a part!!! That’s amazing! When’s opening night???

Richard: yeah! You might not see me in the audience, but I’ll be there!!!

Astrid: it’s in October but rehearsal hasn’t even started yet, I’ll let you know when I know!

Delia: let me know too!

Harry: no offence Delia, but have you SEEN Heathers?? I feel like if ghosts can be unconscious, it would send you into a COMA. With Dead Girl Walking ALONE

Astrid: DEAD GIRL WALKING? She’d be out before Big Fun ends XD

Harry: fair point!

Charles: I know that what you two are typing is technically words, but I understand NONE OF THEM

Harry: that’s also fair XD Poor Charles

Wolf Jackson: I know what the words mean! And your right, Delia would be sent into a coma by that show. Movie OR musical

Argentina: one word: Blue.

Wolf: OMFG I FORGOT ABOUT THAT SONG

Harry: “FORGOT”? I PURPOSEFULLY BLOCK THAT SONG OUT OF MY MEMORY MAN

Richard: oh god what have I started with creating this gc

Lydia: clearly this is a Pandora’s box of chaos you’ve created and opened, Rich

Richard: yeah…….whoops…

~hours later~

Astrid: weird question but raise a digital hand if your 🏳️‍🌈 (no pressure to answer I just want info for a project)

Harry: me!!

Bob: does bi count?

Astrid: yes it does

Bob: cool

Wolf: *slowly raises hand*

Astrid: FR? No offence but I would NOT have guessed that

Wolf: no one ever does 🤫

Argentina: OO OO OO ME!!!

Argentina: wait- can I add my girlfriend to the gc?

Astrid: YESS DO IT

Argentina: okay!!!

Argentina added Delores to the groupchat

Wolf: WAIT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS DELORES??? THE SOULSUCKER?!

Argentina: yeahhhh 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Delores: hello…? What’s this?

Astrid: a groupchat!

Delores: I’m not sure what that is, but alright?

Bob: ………. Argentina why would you do this to me.

Argentina: OMFG I FORGOT BOB IM SO SORRY

Astrid: wait what? What happened? And what’s a “soulsucker”?

Delores: basically a ghost that can kill other ghosts. And that’s what I am

Astrid: but wouldn’t that not work because they’re already DEAD?

Delores: nope.

Bob: Astrid, you learn not to question stuff like this after a while of being dead or knowing someone in the neitherworld. Nothing makes sense here. (Also Delores almost killed me)

Argentina: yet another reason to NOT KILL YOURSELF 😃

Astrid: noted! Wasn’t planning on it, but good motivation! 😃😃

Wolf: god you people are insane.

Delia: agreed.

Lydia: you both say “you people” like you aren’t a part of this family/friend group. Bad news: YOU ARE PART OF THE “YOU PEOPLE”

Delores: I think I’ll like you people a lot.

Lydia: you tried to kill 🪲🧃 so I definitely like you girl.

Delores: 🥰omg you you want his moldy ass double dead too?!

Lydia: he tried to marry me AT 16 YEARS OLD so yeah definitely

Delores: I’m from an era where thats pretty normal, but I’m gonna assume that’s not normal and bad in the future??

Lydia: yeah it’s bad and gross. Also the year is currently 2024 btw

Delores: thank you! Damn I was in those boxes for a long time wasn’t I?

Argentina: yes you were

Wolf: and you were TECHNICALLY supposed to STAY THERE

Delores: my girlfriend has advised me to reply to that with “womp womp”? I’m not sure what that mean but I hope it has its intended affect.

Bob: WOLF JUST KICKED HIS TRASHCAN SO HARD IT MADE A DENT IN THE WALL HOLY SHIT

Bob: update: I have just read the previous texts. Yes Delores it DID have its intended affect! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Delores: oh good!!! 😀

Wolf: NO! NOT GOOD. I don’t like you! Mean lesbian!!!!

Astrid: “MEAN LESBIAN” OMG 😆

Richard: what is HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?

Richard: omg I jus read the last few texts, that is pretty funny Wolf

Lydia: 😮 🤭 yeah I’m with Rich on this one, that’s pretty funny honestly

Wolf: I hate you all /ns

[cyrusthedragon]

Hi so basically im the anon and since ur just as starved for miraxus as i am, here i go- like, how about a fanfic where mirajane falls first and confesses but laxus doesnt think they can be more than friends, what he doesnt realise is that he has loved her all along. Its when Mirajane decides to move on then he feels bad and eventually comes to conclusion that he loves her and they need to get together :D

So u mean basic ass teen!miraxus fic with mira feeling fuckin' OBSESSED and laxus like 'damn, puppy, good for you, tho, but naah...' and then she's like 'ok he rejected me so i need to stop annoying him ok im gonna do it for him i like annoying him but i don't like ANNOYING him ykwim!!' and then laxus is kinda '...the fuck is that little shit going?... NO ONE'S GONNA STEAL MY HEADPHONES NOW? MIRA-'

Actually, i love it so much. Like. Really. AND!! I HAVE SOMETHING ABT IT.

Teen!Mira: *annoys the shit out of teen!Laxus*

Teen!Laxus: *plays cool but still cold, grumbles, rolls his eyes*

Teen!Mira: *finally confesses love because she can’t stand it anymore*

Teen!Laxus: I'm... Ah... I'm sorry, I can't. You're a child.

Teen!Mira: *backs up to not bother him with her emotions, sincerely doesn’t wanna put pressure on him, kinda ashamed*

Teen!Laxus, when for the third day in a row no one touches him, pokes him, irritates him or plays on his nerves and steals his headphones for *her* pretty similar but still shitty music just because: ???

Teen!Laxus: the fuck

Teen!Laxus: WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!

Teen!Mira: *literally causing no problems* wh-

Teen!Laxus: *silently grabs her and sits her next to him, puts headphones on her*

Teen!Mira: *blushing & squeaking* EXCUSE ME?

Teen!Laxus: will not. You're stuck with me.

Teen!Mira: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY ME TO SI-

Teen!Laxus: says who?

Teen!Mira: *embarrassed & kinda happy & giving up sounds* you're an asshole, Dreyar.

Teen!Laxus: good to know.

Btw, he's not just greedy, he actually panicked cuz she's his favourite kid among allll the children of The Guild, she's the one matching his crazy energy. No one else can do that, everyone's just too clingy but with that also too dumb (hi, Natsu) or too strict (hi, Erza) or even too nice (he likes Lisanna, Lisanna is good, she's like baby sister, but still), and, except teen!Mirajane, no one's literally as aggressive and explosive as he is, no one understands his music, his lifestyle, his decisions even. Even then, he felt safe with her, cuz he known he will be understood, cus most of the time they have almost same thoughts. So he's.. He's happy with that brat around. He's okay with her. She's okay. He doesn't feel any romantic feelings abt her, she's 13yo, c'mon, but he can enjoy her presence, she's chill but emotional, she's rude but loyal, she's annoying but interesting, she's acting stupid but she's really smart, she plays independent but she LOVES hugging. He can tell she'll be a damn good person. And strong. She is strong. He still wants to protect her (even if he's not showing it, he wants to protect all of them, but her especially), but he can see how much power she actually possess. That's even cooler. One day maybe they can spar. Why not?

Teen!Mira: *looks at him, sitting next to him, headphones on, frowning* 'fuck are you looking at?

Teen!Laxus, instantly frowning in response: you have a problem, demon?

Teen!Mira: *explodes* WHO THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL A DEMON?!

Teen!miraxus: *aggressive 'fight'*

Greedy jealousy teen!Laxus supremasy who's like 🙄🙄 ah that stupid little shit with her stupid music but also HEY she's MY stupid little shit, DONTCHA DARE GO AWAY. Adult!Laxus is not like that, BUT THE TEENAGE MAXIMALIST LAXUS? GOD, YES. He's not aggressive, he won't start a fight just like that, but DAMN bro's really fuckin' greedy.

[leejihoonownsmyheart]

My mutuals as my favorite OTV and friends streamers:

@rubyreduji: sykkuno… this is a coincidence because you are both gemini…. I LOVE SYKKUNO BECAUSE HE IS SO UNAFRAID TO BE HIMSELF ON STREAM he may be shy but he just feels so authentic to me. You’re both so authentic and you want to engage with others in your own specific personal ways. One of my favorite things about sykk is how he has these little jokes that would mean nothing outside of a watchful eye like his gag where we will purposely pronounce words wrong just to see how people would react AND you and sykkuno are also similiar in the way that you hardly ever take a BREAK sykkuno streams like every day a week, and JJ pops out fanfics like crazy. You two…. Uncanny similarities… ALSO i have a weird familiarity with both of you. Even when we’re not talking everyday i’m just like… JJ… my little bro </3 and i talk about sykkuno too like we’ve been friends for years. Sigh.

@toruro : this is a coincidence but not really one but Valkyrae. The coincidence being that you both are in fact capricorns. HERE ME OUT ON THIS ONE. Valkyrae is so great but you two’s biggest thing is that you DO NOT fuck with chat. Rae will stop her stream to lecture her chat on if something that said was appropriate or not, and you Mika you never put up with any shit from any anons coming on your blog. You take a stance, you hold true to your rules. And yet also you two are just huge energy balls. Don’t quote me but I’m pretty sure that rae went through a bitting phase. Rae is really good at network socializing. She’s the one in the roomies who is always having people over. Mika i see you on caratumblr being that. You are such a big hub for other big blogs. Which is crazy… you and rae are so iconic. ALSO you’re both super pretty- don’t look at me like that.

JJ and Mika partially got sykkuno and valkyrae because name me a more iconic streamer friendship… that’s right you literally can’t. The best era of syk and rae was their friendship/living in the same house era. ALWAYS playing games together, and even when they weren’t they were peaking into each other’s rooms. I will never forget the stream where rae screamed on stream in her room and sykkuno WENT AND CHECKED ON HER that shit was so fucking cute. Looking for the best among us games? Any where sykkuno and rae are imposters in proximity? Iconic and you can’t tell me that JJ and Mika do not give this kind of energy off. JJ and Mika, and Sykkuno and Vallyrae are the dream team. Babushka…

@hoeforcheol : Kkatamina. I love miyoung streams cause she’s very… chill. I never used to watch her but then when Fuslie, Rae, and her were supposed to do the 48 hour stream she was the only one who REALLY did it and i ended up watching it in almost its entirety live and fell in love with her. Miyoung gives me the quietest of the roomies vibes and even in like the irl streams i see her do she just heavily gravitates towards what she knows while also being under the eye of all her friends. I just. She’s very mom friend for the others, along with easy going friend who will go on a random adventure with you if you want to, and also just wants to stay home all day and spend quality time while playing video games. That just gives me Salem vibes. Mom friend, down to do whatever all the time… i love you salem <3

@multiland : Mr. DisguisedToast himself. When I think of you… I don’t know I just remember our very chill conversations and the ideas you always had. You always have such good ideas for fics and you are so easy to talk to. Toast is like that you know? Easy to talk to. Good friend. Funny. Full of ideas.

@kaespas : Fuslie. I live breath die leslie because why is she the most interesting person alive? Fuslie stories remind me of you just because you are so interesting. You both have such a interesting way of talking in general. Leslie tells a story and it’s all over the place but you are so enthralled either way. My favorite leslie story that makes me think of you is the one where at coachella she loses her phone and so she has to go get a new one. I don’t remember who she was with but they let her borrow their car to take it there and see, Leslie drives a tesla, right? Basically when she gets to the store leslie just GETS OUT of a moving vehicle, only for her to later realize that she really she had just misplaced her phone in her bag. Leslie is beautiful and sweet and so effortlessly funny. A perfect storyteller. An enthusiastic friend. Her reactions to joking accusations are always so big and dramatized too.. she’s so iconic fr. It just gives me very big kaespas vibes

@itsbeeble : Lilypichu, little bit of convincing but hear me out. Lily is very quiet but when she’s talking to stream she is so fun and talkative. She is literally so funny too, and (personal opinion) the most creative of the bunch. Your stories are so creative, and you just…. Give me dreamy night vibes okay? Do i know you well enough to really say that? Probably not BUT I DID ANYWAY OKAY.

@veethefreeelf : FOOLISH. Because no. Because foolish vee. I “met” foolish for the first time during miyoung’s 48 hour stream and he just like…. Did it for fun and everytime i heard his voice in those 48 hours it was like i was filled with energy. He’s funny, he’s nice, absolute life of the party. Whenever it’s like 2am and I’m about to sleep and i get a message from you? Guaranteed up for another hour. Immediate energy recharge. I don’t watch Foolish on my own but every single time I see that he is playing with one of my usuals I get excited because like COME ON it’s FOOLISH Vee you are so funny and so fun to talk to and the perfect support just like foolish AND THATS WHY I THINK YOU’RE HIM

@/lovelyhan : poki. i know we aren’t mutuals and i ran scared once cause mika can see my every move BUT regardless. You both give me the vibes of someone who gets along with everyone and is just… poki gives me friends with chat more than others vibes. Like everyone wants to be friends with poki but only select few people get to…. Poki is so cool… and she just does things and i’m like holy shit??? She can do that. I feel i can’t explain this well but kai they… they just give me those vibes. Like amazing and untouchable but really down to earth and friendly. And so nice, Poki is literally such a nice and honest person.

[miabebe]

Friend! I am caught up once again. Let me tell you, I needed chapter 8. I had watched a really sad documentary before bed, and, honestly, I just needed a little joy, so I read I Am What I Am (I suppose maybe that's not the number one story to derive joy from, but you wrote it, so I'm guaranteed to <3).

NGL, I have no idea who Jihoon is irl (assuming he's based on a real person), but he sucks here lol. What an asshat. Na bi clearly doesn't need an enforcer because she knows how to handle her shit, but I was still trying to insert myself into the moment so I could make that bro cry.

The moment betweeen Na bi and Kyun in the basement was bittersweet. I mean, it was def a little hot, too, but as much as I enjoyed that, his story was THE WORST. I must tell you my favorite part because it's something that writers never seem to do in any medium in moments like these, and it always chaps my ass so badly--the hug. Irl, in these kinds of moments with people, after they purge themselves of such hurt, I HAVE to offer a hug. That human connection is so critical, and I DESPISE when so many stories don't offer it. I know it doesn't fit every character or relationship every time, but I am a *firm* believer that a well-timed hug fixes just about everything, so thank you for putting it there. If you hadn't, again, I would have inserted myself and done so. :-P

Na bi reached for the phone Mingyu had given her, safely slipping it into her pocket, muttering a thanks.

Woman! THROW IT IN THE TRASH THIS INSTANT. >.> SUSPICIOUS PHONE IS STILL SUSPICIOUS.

Now for the cleansing part of this chapter. Sisters. <3 I've already screamed at you separately about my Hendery, but idc I'm going to scream again. THANK YOU FOR PUTTING HIM HERE FOR ME. It was the surprise of all surprises, and my Grinch heart was overinflated ten sizes. It really shook me out of my docuseries funk. <3 <3 <3

But I loved the sisters' reconnection, understanding, and revelations. It was a mature moment that was open and honest and could have gone many ways, but the way you took it was my favorite.

And then realizing who brought them back together was so lovely and soft, but I really loved the most how it just galvanized Na bi's feelings.

“It wasn’t an offer. I wasn’t asking.” 

GO ON, GIRL. Man, was I cheering from my bed. I love this energy. It's always reserved in fics for the male characters, but a boss woman is my favorite kind. Always makes my head a lil swimmy.

Side note: so cute how Bit na never had a formal wedding because she couldn't have her sister there. :') My heart!

Love that she took care of her own problem at the club, but also, I'm always a sucker for a jealous man, especially when he's pretending to keep his distance (and his heart) safe. UGH, what a vibe.

"My woman"

(*＿∇＿)

But then OOF the implications at the end!

I will confess that this is a reference no one will really get since it's related, I have to share. Back when I was in high school, I used to watch this soap opera every day after school. I'd watched it for years (it was one of my mother's favorites), but I wasn't really *invested* in it per se until they created this story that literally became the reason I started writing fanfic waaaay back in the late 90s.

It had never really been done on a soap at the time, but summed up, this young, accomplished woman with her whole future ahead of her gets embroiled with this mafioso. Through a series of events, he has to marry her to save her from his vindictive mother because "you don't kill family." She resents him and keeps looking for a way out, but he's fallen in love, and by the time her feelings have caught up with him, she's betrayed him thinking it was her only way out of something she never thought she wanted. The fallout from that, for me, was the finest acting/writing anyone had ever done on that soap in my time watching, and to this day, I go back once a year and rewatch their story arc because it was something so special. I've honestly thought a half-dozen times about adapting their story for MX, but you've really captured a lot of what hooked me from their story in your story. I feel both nostalgic and enamored every time I read this piece.

In short: you're killing it, babe. <3

You read chapter 8 omg ❤️🫂

I'm not sure how I Am What I Am gave you joy hahaha this was a particular hard chapter moreover but I'm glad it helped you 💕

Jihoon omg hahaha is Seventeen's genius producer and vocalist Woozi 😂 did I make him too much of a prick? Well he'll have his character arc hahaha

Oh yeah Kyun had to have a painful past, what's a good villain without a tragic story right? 🥲 and though the whole scene started off with sexy time, that kind of story deserved a hug, it's important to have someone to hold you right?

Hahahhaa I'm glad you loved Hendery's cameo, I loved writing him ❤️ The sisters reuniting was so important to me because the plot is heavily based on familial love, in a way its what drives Kyun and Na bi towards each other emotionally, the fact that family is their first love?

I find it so morally conflicting to write about falling in love with a bad man cause I'm not the 'I love bad boys' kinda person so god knows why I chose to do 6 mafia series 😭 but that was why Changkyun being the one who found Bit Na was important - while Na bi seemingly needed someone to share the weight of what plagued her, Changkyun eradicated it completely, that's a win for him in my book ahahha

Na bi has always been a strong character, she's good at looking after herself but I just needed a splash of that protective male energy for both her and my sake ahahaha 🤭

The ending though, that's gotten me screamed at hahaha I'm sorry to throw that in the last minute when things were finally going somewhere but what's a good chapter without a cliffhanger eh?

Ooooh what is this show, that sounds so interesting! I can see the parallels with Changkyun's story, I love that you feel nostalgic reading it, that's so heart-warming ❤️

Thank you my love, you know you're a big reason this series continues to be in the works, I know I wouldn't have done it without you 🫂💕

[agerefandom]

Fic Requests OPEN! (July 11th 2023)

Hi all! I've already got about 50 requests around in my inbox (headcanons, moodboards, and art) but I'm having a lot of fun just picking and choosing what I feel like doing, so I've decided I'll open up fanfiction and headcanon requests as well to make it even more wide open!

Just a few things to mention:

1- please make sure you're requesting from my list of fandoms (or something I've previously talked about before, like V for Vendetta or Black Butler) (there's also no harm in asking if I know a book/fandom I haven't already mentioned, just don't dive into a request without double-checking I can actually write it!)

2- I will not be doing all of the requests! I will do as many as I can, but I don't always have energy or inspiration for every request! Please be nice about this, I promise I'm doing my best!

3- I'm also not going to do them in order because I'm jiving on the chaos :P

4- I'm going to make two little quirky options to help requests get filled if my inspiration is running thin!

If you would prefer to get a little drabble than nothing at all, send a ☂️ emoji with your request! I'll still try to write it but if I run out of energy, I'll write it more casually (and you can still resend it when requests open again in the future).

If you're okay with me fiddling with the request (ie. setting it in an AU or something), send a 🪶 emoji! Sometimes when a request is very simple, it makes me get stuck, so I might add in new elements or prompts to get me started.

5- If you're not sure what to request I've put a special little list under the 'read more' of fics I'd really like to write, but I have so many and I love doing requests, so I probably won't write them unless someone else wants to read it! So if you like any of these prompts please send them my way (and feel free to suggest any additional elements you'd like to see in them!)

Please don't limit yourself to those at all: I'm constantly excited by the new ideas that people throw my way!!

Fanfics I'd really love to write:

More Calvin and Hobbes content

regressors!Trevor and Alucard being chaos gremlins

L regressing while chained to Light (or vice versa)

A regressor stumbling into Halloweentown

regressor!JD with cg!Veronica

regressor!Jon and Michael

caregiver!Skulduggery with regressor!Valkyrie

regressor!Dean whump/hurtcomfort fic

regressor!Bella joining the Cullens' regression time

Dave regressing at home and trying to avoid Bro

John taking care of Vriska

regressor!Natasha with Pierre and Helene

deaged/regressor!Shigaraki with caregiver!reader (this would have ~5 chapters in all, I have a plot ready)

[misses-kiseki-san]

This fanfic is based by @htsan 's fic abaut sans not letting you go afther you die. Go read it before reading this please, it is a great history

Warnings:

you gotta forgive my bad inglish/ Mentions of death

It was a beutifull day outside

Birds were singing

Flowers were blooming

And Papyrus was trying to perfectionate his Cooking skils.

He coocked lasagna in a square bowl.

He was so pround of himself! So he rushed to his phone and contacted your number

As he waited for you to pick ot up he realised his mistake.

You are gone now...

...

He slowly hung up as he returned to the Kitchen.

You were his only friend, you were his Best friend in the world, and now you're gone for ever....

...

He looked at his new masterpice

But was it is a masterpice that can not be shared with the world? Or with one of the most important persons that you ever meet?

He was sad, looking at his beutifull lasagna, he can't share it with you... you wuld have loved this one, he bets that you wuld eat it withaut hesitation.

...

The lonlines filled him...

...

You were gone for ever and now he ended up with no friend to talk to. With no one to be silly arraund.

Undine is always so bussy and now with your death she is even more distant than before.

It feels like they weren't friends to begin with.

It was rigth. Papyrus only took cooking clases with Undine. She was only beeing his teacher. She was only beeing nice to him. They were never friends, he was just anoyng har with his presence and she was just beeing nice to him

Papyrus had one and only friend and now it is dead.

Gone

Forever

...

He had another choice. He culd call his brother down the kitchen to apreciate his art. So he did

"...SANS? ...HEY SANS!... I... COOCKED SOMETING... IT IS SOMETHING DIFERENT!..."

He sayd as he goes back staring at his brother's room's door.

Silence filled the place

"COME ON SANS DON'T BE LAZY NOW..."

He steped on the stairs

His body felt heavy... but why? He has been training and he is always filled with energy. What is this feeling?

Like something is of

He climbed the stairs one afther the other. Getting closer and closer to his brother's room

He stoped in front of the door.

He heard his bother speaki g in the other side.

Who culd he posibly be talking to in there? Papyrus had no idea that they got visits

He put his face in the door to hear what does his brother says...

He only heard mumbling

"SANS? " He knoked the door

"SANS WHO ARE YOU TALIKG TO?"

Papyrus remembered that he culd simply enter the room but that wuld be not nice.

The door opened

"Hey bro. What chu need"

"...SANS I... I'VE MADE LASAGNA.... WHO ARE YOU TALIKNG TO?"

"Lasagna? Wow that cool bro, i'll come down to see it ina moment "

Papyrus put on a serious face

"THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION"

"What question?"

"MY QUESTION IN WHO ARE YOU TALIKING TO IN YOUR BED ROOM!"

"DID... DID YOU ALREADY FORGET Y/N?"

"I MEAN- YEA YOU NEED TO GO ON MOVE ONE AND ALL BUT... THAT FAST...?"

" I THOUGHT YOU LOVED Y/N"

"Oh i do"

"THEN WHO IS IN YOUR BED-"

Papyrus glanced across the room and saw a skeletical arm laying in sans bed

"WHO IS THAT" Papyrus sayd with fear

"Thats Y/N"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"

"WHAT?... Y/N...? BUT THEY ARE DEAD..."

"Pap's they're with us"

"WHAT KIND OF JOKE IS THAT?!"

"YOU DON'T JOKE ABAUT YOUR DEAD PARTNER!"

"But they are with us Papyrus" sans hapily said

Papyrus was confused and angry

Sans entered the room and put on a hand in your skull

Papyrus did not belived his eyes

Your deceaced, naked skeleton, in his brother's filthy bed.

This was wrong you were suposed to be laying in you death bed not in sans's bed

Papyrus saw with horror as sans kissed your dead hand, lovingly whatching you in his bed.

He didn't take it he left the house rapidly.

He sat on the porch, puting his hands on his face

This was wrong

This was very wrong

What does his is doing with your deceaced skeleton?

"...I NEED TO CALL UNDINE"

[sevarix-blogs]

there's a poll going around about whether you'd be friends with your siblings if you weren't forced to grow up with them. and like. i have mixed feelings about it. as a kid? probably. my bro got me into video games and computers. even anime. but as an adult? we definitely wouldn't be friends.

not bc he's a bad guy or trumper or anything like that. he's v supportive of me and my transition and all that. i know he's always got my back and i always have his. but we wouldn't be friends bc he's turned into an ai art crypto bro 😔 and he's not really into nerdy stuff anymore either. his nerdiness turned into an obsession with nfts. he's had some very creative ideas about it all. but like. it's still nfts and ai art 😔 he has an app or something where you get crypto rewards for exercising. and you get nfts or something for your avatar it's really dumb. and like i want to support him and all but i wish he'd put his creative energy into a different field. i think his current job got him into the crypto stuff and his current boss is an asshole so I'm hoping he gets a better job and moves away from all that stuff.

anyway i don't really have a point just kinda rambling about how my sibling relationship has changed over the years. I'm over here yelling about how much i love a purple haired anime guy who wears makeup and writing ace hc fanfics and he's generating ai art and making nfts and yelling about crypto currency nonsense. we once had very aligned interests and now we do not. we have both changed in different ways over the years and it's interesting

not saying i have it bad or anything just rambling about stuff

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1092: Family Bodning Discount (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

2:45 p.m. at the Gates of Hell Bar..............

Bayonetta: (Takes a Sip of the Drink Ren Made For Her and Palutena Before Smiling in Delight) ('Mmmm') I say!~ This drink of yours taste remarkable, Renny Dear~

Palutena: (Tales a Sip of her Drink as Well Before Happily Nodding in Agreement) Yeah, you really outdid yourself here. What's it called again? Crimson....something?

Ren: (Smiles Proudly at his Two Moms While Standing Behind the Counter) Passionate Crímson Flare. Still a work in progress, but I'm glad you two are liking it so far. (Turns to His Angel Brothers) How are you enjoying the sides so far, boys?

Dark Pit: Gotta admit. (Takes a Chili Cheese Fry From Out of the Basket and Twirls it Around a Bit) These Hellish Chili Cheese Fries of yours ain't half bad so far. (Takes a Bite of the Fry)

Pit: (Examines his Red Cone Ice Cream Up Close) Hmmmmmmmm........The color of the cone looks pretty unique on surface.....(Takes a Few Tiny Licks on the Ice Cream in Question) And the ice cream itself is serviceable enough as it is. A 7.7/10 if you will.

Ren: (Puts on a Cheeky Grin) Sweet. I got a decent score from the Ice Cream Critic himself.

Pit: Yes, indeed. But do you wanna know what will make your score perfect?

Dark Pit: Chucking the entire cone to your face?

Pit: Noooo. (Starts Beaming Up With a Smile) By making your ice cream floor-flavored!~ You could make so much money if try doing that.

Ren: (Starts Looking Away While Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth) Ehhh....It's a tempting offer, but I don't think the customers down here would be too keen of eating their ice-creams off the floor like you do, bud. (Sees a Small Spark of Fire Lit Up on the Floor Before Disappearing Entirely) Especially when the floor itself is scorch infected.......

Bayonetta: Now that you mentioned it.....(Turns to Pit) What exactly made you like eating ice cream from off the floor in the first place, dear?

Pit: Hmmmm....The memory is kinda a blur to me.....(Starts Finishing Off his Ice Cream Cone) But I think it all started back when I infiltrates one of Medusa's Fortresses at one point in the past.

Palutena: Was the the one that was swarmed with Eggplant Wizards?

Pit: (Snaps his Fingers as the Memory Starts Jogging Back to Him) Yeah, that one! I was so exhausted from all the running and getting turn into an eggplant back and forth that my legs gave up on me entirely. So I was in the ground, drained out and finished, until I stumbled upon an upside down ice cream on the ground, that's hasn't even gotten close to melting yet! I crawling over to it and licked it before it does and poof! I was back on my feet, having more energy than I ever did!

Dark Pit: So you're saying someone's unfinished ice-cream saved your life or something?

Ren: Nevermind the ice-cream. (Turns to Pit) You guys seriously have wizards roaming around your universe, turning people into eggplants?

Pit: (Nodded To Ren) Mmhmm. And they have eggplants for heads and when they turn you into one, they chase you around and eat you alive.

Ren: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) That's.....actually disturbing.

Palutena: Yeah, it's best not to think about it too deeply. (Smiles Brightly at Ren) Instead, tell us how working here is going for you so far~ Is your Uncle Rodin been treating you well?

Ren: (Smiles Back at his Goddess Mom) He has. And the experience here is great so far. I learned how to cook, serve, and we don't have a lot of bat fights breakout in here than I thought it would. Speaking of Uncle Rodin, he told me a few things about you and him in the past.

Palutena: (Squints her Eyes at Ren).....What did you told you exactly?

Ren: (Starts Looking Away Again With a Now Sheepish Smile on his Face) Ohh nothing to personally. Just hoe you were his biggest fan and that you....took his betrayal personally and....hated his guts ever since. (Quickly Turns Back to Palutena) B-But I swear, I don't think any differently of you! You're still my mom regardless.

Palutena: (Gently Grab Hold of Ren's Hand While Giving him a Reassuring Smile) I know you think better of me, Ren, and you will always be my baby boy. (Kiss the Top of Ren's Hand Before Letting Out a Sigh) Look, I don't hate you uncle. At....least, not completely.

Dark Pit: You sure? Cause you have been giving him to cold glare every come we come here.

Pit: And the silent treatment.

Bayonetta: (Grabs her Chin) And I believe I remember you calling him a "Traitorous Ba-

Palutena: Okay, okay! So maybe I'm not completely over what happened in the past. But that doesn't mean I don't WANT to put it all behind us. Cause I do, truly.

Ren: But it's hard to do so given everything that happened?

Palutena: ('Sigh') For the most part. But to honest, I should've known better than to put him on a high pedisol.

Dark Pit: But weren't you young at the time?

Palutena: Yeah. A thousand years younger maybe. Even then, I still let my emotions get the better of me. And if there's anything history us is that us gods and goddesses..... are way too egocentric and prideful to keep our emotions in check most of the time. (Looks Up at the Ceiling) I wanna do whatever it takes to rise above that and set a better example for my peers, for those who look up me......(Looks Sode to Side at her Family Beside her) and for the people I love.

Bayonetta: (Gives her Girlfriend a Loving Hug) And we'll be there to support you every step of the way.

Ren: (Steps Out of the Conter and Hugs Palutena as Well)Like we always do since the beginning.

Pit/Dark Pit: (Joins in on the Group Hug) Yeah!

Palutena: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness as She Hugs her Family Back) Thank you so much, you-

Small, eyed created with eight tentacles suddenly gets thrown into the bar counter from a red portal, startling almost everyone present.

Ren: OH SHIT!

Dark Pit: WHAT THE FUCK!?

Palutena: WHAT EVEN IS THAT!?

Pit: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Bayonetta: (Rolls her Eyes a Bit) ('Ugh') Great. These hell spawns again?

Small sharp shrieks escapes from everyone (minus Bayonetta's) mouth as the hell spawn in question, immediately gets blown up by a single gunshot to the hell, splattering it's blood all over the counter.

?????: Apologies for the blood and jumpscare.

The gang turns their heads to see Rodin stepping out of the red portal carrying a sharp, blood-filled scythe behind his back.

Rodin: Those little fuckers don't seem to know the concept of keeping distance.

Bayonetta: Craft yourself another seller weapon in there, Rodin?

Rodin: (Simply Nodded) You damn right. (Lays his Newly Made Weapon Down on the Counter) And it's one of my best creations to date.

Pit: (Looks Down in Awe at the Weapon in Question Along with DP) Woooooah......

Dark Pit: Sick.....

Ren: Cool looking scythe.

Rodin: That's not just some "cool looking scythe" boy. This here is the "Merlot's Onslaught". A blade that could cut any blood suckin' demons into chunks of meat in a matter of seconds, depending how skillful you are with a melee weapon.

Dark Pit: (Looks Up at Rodin) How much you're charging for it?

Palutena/Bayonetta: Pitto!

Dark Pit: What? I can't help if it looks too rad fpr me to buy.

Rodin: Appericate the positive reception. (Picks Up the Bloody Scythe) But I'm afraid this mark of beauty won't be enough for your allowance to pay.

Dark Pit: (Snaps his Fingers in Defeat) Damnit. (Turns to His Twin Brother) Pit, help me pay the scythe.

Pit: What? No! I'm saving mines for a double and a half date next week.

Dark Pit: Let Viridi pay for the date. We can't let this craftsmanship go to waste!

Rodin: How about instead of wastin' your money, you two can see me use it in action one of these days? As long as it's okay with your mothers.

Pit/Dark Pit: (Quickly Turn Their Heads to Bayonetta and Palutena With Puppy Dog Looks on Each of their Faces) PLEEEEASE LET UNCLE RODIN TAKE US TO HELL SO WE SEE HIMUSE THE MERLOT'S ONSLAUGHT IN ACTION SOMEDAY, PLEEEEEEASE!?

Ren: (Chuckles Lightly at His Adopted Brothers) This is too priceless! (Pulls Put his Phones and Starts Taking Pictures) The folks at home has GOT to see this.

Bayonetta: (Gushes at her Two Angel Bois) So cute!~

Palutena: ('Sighs in Defeat') Okay. I'll let you go with Uncle Rodin. But ONLY if you promise to listen to everything he says and keep yourselves out of trouble, got it?

Pit/Dark Pit: PROMISE!

Rodin: (Turns to Palutena with a Bit of Genuine Surprise ok his Face) Well, I'll be damned. You actually trust me watching over these two?

Palutena: (Crosses her Arms While Looking Away) Not completely. But I know how strong you really are compared to those demons. (Slowly Starts Turning Back to Rodin) As....well as how well you've been treating our Renny since the day he started working here. So....thanks for that.

Robin: (Stares at the Goddess For a Few Seconds Before Smiling a Little) ('Hmph') No problem. (Smile Starts Turning into a Smirk) Though, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you're starting to look up to me once more~

Palutena: (Quickly Looks Away Again While Pouting) Don't push it, you traitorous swan! I still hate you!

Rodin: Sure you do, Goddess. Sure you do.

@keyenuta

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[lamefanfics]

Discovering A Siblings Pain

[AN: Hi! This is my first fanfic so I apologize if it’s written wrong or if the grammar sucks (I suck at grammar) But enjoy!]

Jake hadn’t slept well since netyam’s death. So when his kids are missing in the middle of the night he notices.

Jake had thought they’d be good, hell the kids didn’t have the energy to get any trouble after what happened. But not to his surprise he awoke to find Lo’ak, Kiri and Y/N gone. Y/N and lo’ak were expected but it must be something bad if Kiri went to. So, naturally after seeing tuk soundly asleep with his mate, he went to find them. Only they were doing something he didn’t expect, and something that made his heart sing.

He’d found them at the beach, sitting at the docks together, passing up his inner o’toko mato, he watched them. They all sat in a circle at the docks. “Everyone remover what we agreed on?” There silence told Kiri, she needed to go over the rules again. She scoffed “Seriously guys how many times have we done this?”Y/N let out a giggle as Kiri shook her head. Lo’ak tried to hide his smirk.

Both of them are lying.

“No matter what we say, weather it be something that mom and dad would love to know. We don’t tell, this stuff is private and it will stay with us three.” Y/N shuddered “Don’t mention mom, I feel like she come from behind with her bow” Lo’ak shuddered as well as Kiri sighed shaking her head. “Alright guys come on, let’s start it”. Jake was surprised to see that Lo’ak was the one keeping them on topic normally that was never good. They all gathered in a circle and locked pinkies.

What were they doing?

Lo’ak and Kiri hummed quitely as Y/N spoke “Oh great mother, Ewya we ask you to send us a gift just at night”

Oh there mother would come at them with a bow using ewyas name in vain.

Y/N paused swichting spots with Lo’ak “Give us his ears tonite, so he may hear us with alll our might”. Again Lo’ak went back to humming as Kiri spoke “Ewya, please great mother, giver of life give us netyam’s ears just for tonite”

Netayam?

Lo’ak was the first to move, letting out a breath “Can I go first tonite?” His sister’s nodded moving to there own positions kneeling and praying in a whisper. Jake wachted as his son pulled out a peice of paper from his loin cloth. “Hey bro, I know it’s been awhile…

Oh.

“Things are better” He continued “ I don’t hurt anymore, I stopped after tsyeray caught me” Y/N seemed to wince at that as Lo’ak let out a sad chuckle “You would’ve called a sxwang and given me a good smack. Trust me, she hits a lot softer then you did”

Oh no.

Jake felt a twinge of guilt in his stomach for two reasons. Lo’ak was hurt and didn’t come to him and that he shouldn’t be listening to this. This was there time, there grief and as sad as he was he wasn’t invited. It reminded him of when he stumbled into the home tree. But this was different “Dad isn’t so mean anymore, he was in the first weeks. Like he knew that I was the reason you were dead” Jake held back a wince of his own. As much concern he had for his kids this was there time to speak freely. So he told himself that he’d go back once they were gone and not tell anyone else about this. “I miss you, I hope you are enjoying ewya. Soon enough I will be old enough to mate” Lo’aks voice became shaky “I’d hoped to experience that with you. The relentless teasing would’ve been annoying..” his voice trailed off as he choked a sob. Jake wanted nothing but to run and hug his son. And it seemed like he wasn’t the only one. Y/N put up and arm as kiri moved to go hug him and shook her head.

Poor Lo’ak , It wasn’t his fault.

Lo’ak finished his letter with a lot more heaviness, something that made Jake have to hold back a sob as a tear rolled down his cheek. His sisters stood up once he was anoced he was finished and tackled him with a hug. “Your such a Sxwaung Lo’ak!” Y/N shouted as Kiri smacked the back of his head all three of them were crying. Including Lo’ak who howled with laughter. “Shush!” Kiri scouled the both of them bringing the sorrow full laughter to an end.

Shit, damn Kiri’s good instinct’s!

Jake froze, not daring to make a sound as his daughter scanned the beach. “What is it kiri? Did dad wake up to lecture us again?” Y/N teased witchy made Lo’ak hold back a chuckle. “No, I think I heard a fish is all” she said “Better not have been tuk, I hade to spend two hours convincing her it was a dream” Lo’ak complained “You are a very bad liar Lo’ak” Kiri teased. “ Salibo’s si waste ne. Ewya’s kindnesses wis ke’u last forever. (Siblings, do not waste time. Ewyas kindness will not last forever)” they both nodded at Y/N’s remark and kept going.

Smart kid.

They continued Kiri had her turn and so did Y/N, at the end they all thanked ewya and said there goodbyes. And by the end Jake sully had cried. He cried for his children because they had pain that they refused to share. He hated that.

Please ewya

He prayed, for the second time in his life time as a nav’i

Give me there pain, there to young to new to be so hurt please ewya.

They started to walk inside, he’d almost been in the clear, until Y/N spoke up. His second youngest, adopted from the currents of the forests was Neytiri liked to put it.”Give me a moment, I will be inside soon” Lo’ak was concerned “Are you sure Y/n? We could wait with you” kiri tugged at his tail playfully with a yawn. “Give her time and trust” kiri turned to her laying her hands on Y/N’s cheeks as there heads met. “Time and trust” Y/n agreed. And they left the young warrior outside.

I wounder why, please ewya don’t let her start crying

Jake had been so lost in thought that he hadn’t noticed his daughter snaking up behind him. “Papa”

Oh shit.

He turned to meet her tear stained face “Yes, baby it’s me” he knew it was no use trying to fool the girl, she barely ever fell for horror stories. And she never fell for Lo’aks pranks. “We’re you out here the whole time?” She asked a slight hint of shame on her voice.

Oh hell no, no way she’s gonna be ashamed for that

“Yes I was sweetness and that was very beautiful” she seemed to perk up at that “You think so?” She had doubted his words since her brother, the first to truly see her passed. “It was very kind, very very kind” there was a silence before Y/N tackled him with a hug. “Oh my baby, my little ball of fire. You all did so well I’m very proud” he soothed. “You need to say that to Lo’ak more papa” he chuckled. Once His mate had told him that children are often copies of there parents. “Lo’ak is yours, but Y/N.. my sweet ball of fire. That one is mine” she was right, Y/N was like a mini version of her. Always outspoken and strong, so when these moments came Jake made sure to give her exactly what she needed. “I know I will” he promised, “No!” She pulled away “You can’t tell them anything about what you saw tonite, please papa” she asked him, she pleaded with him. “Alright, alright I wount I promise” Y/N took her father hand and locked his pinkie with hers the same way she’d done with Lo’ak and kiri. “Promie Ewya papa” she said “Promises the great mother you will not speak a word of what happened tonite”

Oh yeah this was definitely Neytiri’s kid.

“I promise Ewya I swear by her I will not speak a word of what I saw” Jake said holding his voice firm before pulling his daughter into another hug. “Papa! I can’t breath-!” He chuckled before squeezing her tighter “I love you Y/N so much, my little ball of fire” She snorted.

Jake didn’t tell anyone about what he saw that night but it didn’t stop him from squeezing the life out of kiri and Lo’ak the next morning. “Im very proud of both of you, I love you both so much” they had looked at him confused. “Are you feeling alright dad?” Kiri asked “Yeah, your crying” Lo’ak pointed out. “Yes, I’m more then alright,” he paused for a moment before getting another idea as he wachted Y/N sit down to eat. “Maybe once were all done with breakfast you three would like to go for a flight? Fill me in on what’s been going on with your lives” Jake sulky was not good at acting like he didn’t know things, luckily Y/N’s older siblings had much more on there mind then to question him.

Hey netyam

It’s Y/N

You’ll never guess what dad did.

[joeys-piano]

Happy STS!

Summarize your current WIP (or one of them, or all of them!) for me. What inspired it? What (scene, character, plot point) do you like most about it so far? What's been the most challenging?

Happy STS, peep!

My current WIP is a gen fanfic between a dude bro and his queer bestie as they as they ignore figuring out what they want to do in life (because high school graduation is not far away), and instead spend their rooftop lunch period figuring out what love is.

Or, in other words, the dude bro is a little freaked out when his bestie asks him for relationship advice and our dude bro thinks 1) he isn't paid enough to try to answer this question; 2) he doesn't even know how to put into words what it's like to fall in love or why he's dating or what he likes about his dating partner beyond the simple sense of "she's cute, she's headstrong, and she keeps me on my toes"; and 3) he thinks his bestie is vying for his girl when that isn't the case at all.

And so now, the dude bro has to channel all his cishet energy to try to understand where his queer bestie is coming from to try to give relationship advice that's as sound as a high school student could give.

What really inspired this project was I really like the comedic appeal of the characters from the source material, so I wanted to write something funny and relatable. In my own experience, I've seen people seek relationship advice in high school, and it was fascinating comparing how teenagers thought/defined what love is to how I'm starting to see that definition as an adult.

I think when we're young, we idealize and romanticize a lot of things about love. Until we figure out what it "actually is", and even then. Yeah. So I though it was a fun idea to revisit those old assumptions and give two young characters that stumped moment of trying to figure out something that seems so easy, but so hard to describe. And the added queer element of it is coming from my own experience having to adapt relationship advice I've seen and heard from others in their own troubles and trying to figure out how that applies in my own lens.

Currently, what I've been enjoying is the humor and the particular voice this story is being written in. It's written from the perspective of the dude bro (and I'm not a dude bro), so it's been very funny navigating how he tackles things and has to put into words his own emotions. He's not the most perspective character, in that he doesn't notice the subtle details or the unsaid things. He's very direct, so it paints a nice contrast with the queer bestie who's asking for relationship advice and is being unintentionally vague about it because it's not important in the discussion that he has his eyes set on a guy. And really, just the nonchalantness of how they tackle this conversation and both are figuring out what love is, is what's making this a charming write for me.

Since I've just started this story, the challenging part is like with anything, seeing it through to the end. I'm having fun with it, and it's not a serious thought-provoking write for me. It lets me be looser with the writing, and just see what happens.

[evansbby]

Hey bestie 🥰 In relation to the dilf next door

Bestie thank you so much for looking out for me ❤️🫶, you’re a true bestie 🫶❤️ I’m deffo being cautious because my first thoughts (well second immediate thoughts after ‘wow he so handsome’) were the same as yours - I must be careful no matter what happens because he is older, already knows where I live and I do live by myself; all things that make this trickier. I always thought in fanfics that an age gap was hot but that irl if an older man seemed interested in someone significantly younger (I’m 23 and during our small talk yesterday I learned he is in his late thirties) that that’s an immediate red flag and a nuh-uh 🙅‍♀️ So I’m making sure to be very careful with how things go

So taking all these things into consideration, he does seem genuinely really nice, our walk around the neighbourhood went well ☺️ After our walk we sat on a park bench and talked some more to get to know each other better. It seemed like he only made moves once I made moves - to explain myself, in the middle of talking I did the thing where I gently nudged his arm with my hand (something I do with everyone, like you know that innocent hand touch to the arm for the girlies and the bros and the fam and to everyone else in between) and then he did the same a few times to me too. Then I lightly put my knee to his (I was just trying to do some subtle stuff to give him hints that I’m low-key interested but not too much stuff so that if he didn’t feel the same way I could brush it off as ‘I’m just really friendly and do those things with everyone hehe 😅’) and he leaned his knee further into mine and we remained like that for the rest of the convo. I got the impression then that he was being careful and not trying to make any moves first to try to prevent me feeling uncomfortable because of all the factors in this sitch. So I tried to give hints without outright asking him out because I deadass would rather die than ever make the first move 😭 I subtly brought up I’m single and asked him if he was too (without outright asking) and then I mentioned the name of a coffee shop we walked past looks interesting (hoping he’d get the darn hint) and he asked if I wanted to try it out with him and the d word came up - so we’re going on a first date next Saturday, eeeep!!

I’m hoping then we can clarify what we’re both looking for going forward - because I’m not looking for anything serious, just some mutually exclusive fun one night once a week (I’m really not looking to invest more time or energy for anything else than that because of upcoming finals) so I hope he’s on the same page too, and if not at least we would have had that discussion early on.

Then we walked back to the apartment complex arm against arm and eeeeppp it was just an exciting day ☺️

Bestie I’m definitely being careful to make sure I protect myself and am safe, and am trying to get to know him really well before deciding if I want to take things any further. Thankfully he seems like a genuinely nice person - I felt safe and comfortable with him ☺️

And yes south asain girlies 🫶❤️💘💘💘🥰!!!!

And whilst I’m not getting ahead of myself because I know I have to see how things progress at each meeting, but should anything sexi happen at any point in the future - dw bestie I won’t give deets of those because das tmi baha - I just wanted to share some general sfw stuff about this dilf sitch because I feel like we can be two girlies who chat over online chai tea and cake rusks 🥰🫶❤️

- 💙

(this is in relation to this anon ask, for anyone wondering)

Omg bestie!! Firstly, I’m sorry for the late reply! But omg!!! I’m happy you already realise the risks and tbh as long as you do AND you feel safe and comfy with him… there’s no reason why you can’t have fun and live your best dilfy life!! Please feel free to share all the dilfy deets (as much as you feel comfortable with) bc we are all dilf fanatics here!!! we are all living vicariously through you bahaha 😌😌😌💙💙💙

[devils-dares]

THIS IS NOT A HATE ANON DEVON I LOVE YOU

Anon get a life challenge. Literally people on the internet with takes like that are irrelevant.

Some of us have lives and things to do outside of working on fanfics WE put out for yall. If you fucking wanting something done asap DO IT YOURSELVES!!! telling someone to kts is literally so fucking childish, just cuz ur not getting what you want immediately.

Writing takes so much time and energy!!! @ anon YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW THIS PERSON

You don't know what the fuck they are doing outside of writing so stay in your fucking lane bro.

Devon, I hope you have a good rest of your day/night depite those absolute lugnut anons you are getting. In the end of the day, they clearly have nothing better to do, and are just garbage people who need to get over themselves. Keep going at your own pace and I hope you feel better.

thank you truly for typing this out. i don't think non-creators realize how much time, effort, and energy it takes to make something. being so blantantly for real under the cut/tw for mental and physical health, hospitals

thank you for supporting me, for being here, for reading my material, reblogging my works and leaving comments. i'll try my damndest to be here for all of you.

this past week has drained me more than anything ever has. i went from going to the college campus nurse to thinking i could die while getting fucking rushed to the hospital in an ambulance. i have been holding it fucking together at home by the seams, the literal seams. coming out of the hospital on wednesday, i was diagnosed with a rare form of complex migraine, added onto an already not widely known form of chronic dizziness, as well as possible endometriosis. i am at my fucking wit's end. i am in chronic pain. i can't fucking focus anymore. i'm crying every chance i get when i'm alone because i am overwhelmed with every single thing possible. i've been playing this game since i was 14 and i'm 19 now, and there's not going to be any improvement, and i have to come to terms with that.

for those who aren't medically dependent on someone, this might not make sense, but i need to get it off of my chest: i feel like a burden because my family is too fucking nice. they've been there every single goddamn step of the way and misstep i have hurts them too. i felt so bad laying alone in that hospital bed that when my parents burst through the doors i sobbed and apologized over and over again because i immediately knew i ruined everyone's days and weeks.

for me to come to my happy place where not really anyone knows that about me, just to be told to k word myself when i'm already fucking on the edge of it anyway is just so fucking draining. i have near nothing left to give. i'm trying my best.