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theycallmequeenie · 11 months
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Well I WAS trying to write for my SOA and Mayans MC Fics respectively… if you don’t want spoilers for Wednesdays episode of Mayans don’t click the read more. Also a lot of F 💣 below.
THEY FUCKING KILLED MY HAPPY!!!! 😡🤬 WHAT THE FUCK! Like I don’t even want to finish the show now. Fucking Elgin! This shits worse than Kripke and Supernatural! Okay I think I got that out of my system. I’m still not happy about this. They better not fucking kill off Tig!
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queen-of-reptiles · 2 months
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ANOTHER PSA xx
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Too the anon who is so apologetic in my inbox, please reach out ! I promise I didn't mean to have a go and worry it was just to let everyone know!
Please don't worry and please come and have a chat if wanted ! Happy to chat more about your request lovely xxx
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llminal-circus · 3 months
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Can you get along
- stares at the TADC shipping community -
FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES??!
Listen, we all have our preferences in ships. We all have our likes and dislikes, but that does NOT warrant death threats and violent words towards others!
We are a community built together, and as such we should stand together. Bullying and harassment just makes us worse than what people in 2016 were doing. Can't we all just stay in our little corners and eat our ships in peace without someone else deciding that their opinion is the upright holiest and needs yo be spread.
The block button exists people. Learn to use it instead of being "oooh but my feewings", you can block entire tags you know. Just block a ship if you don't want to see it, just as you would block a vent or a gore post.
Istg if I wake up someday and see someone being doxxed or threatened irl over their FICTIONAL TADC FANSHIP I am going to fucking scream.
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bbeeew · 7 months
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kinger headcannons
OK I'm obsessed with him, and I need too write it down somewhere
The reason Caine was able to unglich ragatha so quickly was because when queenie obstructed kinger (idk how) kept her secret and would visit often (becoming very glitchy in the process)
kinger is one of the only characters to remember anything about his past life, nothing big but stuff like his favorite color and favorite meal. And has a (very rare) memory of stuff from before the circus that he very quickly forgets after (it makes him sad when he does)
He and queenie are lesbians the way Simon and Betty are
as a one shot adventure after an obstruction Caine gives kinger and queenie a baby pawn (named pawnson) kinger never forgot about him...
he has undiagnosed autism
He always had hallucinations. hearing people call for him, seeing shadowed figures out of the corner of his eye, ect. and everyone just thought it was because he's been there the longest or because of his insanity/trauma but he actually had it his whole life (at least since his transfer to dc)
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eunchancorner · 7 months
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Petition to call Queenie x Kinger 'AbstractRoyalty'
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queenie-official · 7 days
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It's three days before my sister's final so I have to wait until she's done to watch it 🥲
omg i’ll wait with you hun 💅✨ we in this together 💪
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queeniesretrozone · 3 months
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ughhhhh I’m tired of this….
I think I might leave/take a longer break from the fandom again…
the stuff is below if you wanna see it (not anything too bad… just ppl getting insulted and a mention of several people possibly getting threatened.)
(also if I get anything wrong please reblog this post and kindly tell me what I got wrong so I can reblog it and state my thoughts 🙂)
many ppl in this community (not on here from what I’ve seen.) are getting called chronically online teenagers for being understandably concerned about things.
and there’s also all the previous stuff.
also apparently lots of other stuff has happened too and I heard Ross may have threatened a minor. idk.
(I have heard that some other people possibly threatened his family.)
not fully related but also Marvin’s is getting demolished 😐
point is I’m taking a break from this fandom.
I’ll still listen to the songs and (re)watch t.h.i.s.*/start the boralogues eventually/etc. *(haven’t gotten a chance to watch Good Night yet. I have either fully or half watched every other episode)
won’t do tallytober this year.
so far legend hall is on hiatus for now.
(AND!! just cause *insert name* has a counterpart in the au doesn’t mean I agree with what they did.)
(I’ll still make content for @alltheplanetsfelltodust tho.)
but I won’t do much else for a while.
also if anyone ELSE does something awful just go ahead and assume I don’t agree with what they said/did/etc. :]
(fave members are Zubin & Bora now.)
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also if you are not following me or aren’t in the fandom and just randomly stumble on this post….
this is about:
the band tally hall.
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sofoulandfairaday · 2 years
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Fantastic Beasts - The Secrets of Dumbledore semi-rant
I saw this movie yesterday and I have to say I'm very disappointed. It wasn't as bad as Crimes of Grindelwald, but it wasn't good either. Already the fact that I saw it only yesterday and not in theatres should be a bad sign. There was a time when I would have gone to the ends of the earth to see a movie set in the Harry Potter universe at the cinema. This time, I tried, found out they weren't showing it that night and said "oh, alright then, I'll do something else".
Also, I'm already forgetting half of what happened. It wasn't boring, but it wasn't gripping either. I paused it twice (TWICE! A HP movie!) to do other stuff. I'm reblogging and reposting the most visually pleasing parts of the film (which is a marvel to see, but that's probably its best quality), and that's it. Usually, I'm obsessed with the movies I've just watched, I look up theories, reviews, posts, reblogs, etc. For months if they're set in the harry potter universe.
There will be spoilers ahead.
Let's start with the good things:
the beasts. they are so beautiful and well done. cgi is mostly good, the way newt interacts with the animals he cares for is, as always, one of the best parts of the movie.
jacob's lines, which are always a delight
grindelwald - probably the best thing about the whole movie. i liked johnny depp, but i loved mads mikkelsen in the role. he and jude law have incredible chemistry.
on this note, grindeldore. oh, it was so good, and FINALLY warner brothers had the balls to call them for what they were. gay men in love. of course, it's too little too late, but at least it's a win.
the fighting scenes. there were many, and all wonderfully choreographed. too bad they were confusing af. what is that double, mirror dimension of sorts? no clue, it was never explained, it was a cheap attempt at making sure that the fights hurt no muggles or wizards and i hated it. it was never explained in harry potter, i think (maybe i'm wrong, but i'm pretty sure) and while it looks great, i dislike it.
the parallel between the duel that killed ariana and when gellert tries to kill credence.
grindelwald as a seer.
the final scene.
that's basically it.
oh, everything and anything visual was great. except for maybe costumes but i'll talk about that later.
And now the bad stuff:
the writing. which is probably the worst thing ever to get wrong. the acting is good (except for eddie mumbling every single one of his lines which becomes annoying after a while), even great at times. but the writing is so bad.
i mean, jkr and steve kloves were the writers. and i know jkr has questionable views but she was never a bad writer. or better, she was never a bad novelist. i'm starting to think she sucks at screenplays.
the whole first part of the movie is useless. it's even explicitly stated inside the movie. well, that's bad writing my friends. if it was all for nothing, and no lessons/additional information that couldn't be read in a newspaper (i.e., grindelwald being allowed to run), then it's bad writing. it wasn't for the characters. it wasn't for the plot. so WHY DID YOU SHOW IT TO ME? when you could have saved time for more important things?
the movie is two hours and a half. after thirty minutes the wheels of the plot aren't even in motion. you would think that if the movie took its time it was to include meaningful dialogue and character development. but NOPE. it's for shenanigans like bunty and the trunks.
and i get their struggle, i do: fans want good duels and fighting scenes (and those are very good, especially the ones with Lalie and Gellert v. Albus). but fans also want the magical creatures. they want the beasts to have their space, and they need to show new ones. but then they also want grindeldore. alright, okay. let's show it. but what about good dialogues and high stakes? what about complex bidimensional characters? NOPE. no time for those.
this happens, of course, because there are TOO. MANY. USELESS. CHARACTERS. so many that, since they all need screen time, none of them gets explored in the right way. except maybe gellert.
nagini is gone. they don't even mention her. not even credence. not even when he talks with queenie, who can READ MINDS, so there was the perfect excuse to bring her up even if credence doesn't want to.
queenie is useless. i still don't understand why she joined grindelwald since she knows he hates muggles. while in his service she does NOTHING. she's not a double agent, she's not useful to either grindelwald or dumbledore. she's just there. of course i know they did this because they had to wrap things up in the end since there probably won't be a fourth movie, but couldn't they do it a little better?
maybe give her yusuf's screen time. since he's the worst character in terms of how he's written and he has no weight on the plot whatsoever. he doesn't have a mission, only has two scenes, isn't useful for the whole luggage subplot ... why is he even in this movie?
but at least, AT LEAST, they show him grieving for his sister (even though he just accepts to have his memories of her erased?? why was this done?? to show that gellert is bad? i mean, i think it's pretty obvious from the scene where he kills bambi...)
THESEUS you dick. why is he so happy? why is he not incoherent with grief? why does he not seethe with rage at the thought of leta, who he was going to marry? and not in the "ohi, you're under arrest "way. nono, in the blowing avada kedavras at vinda and grindelwald like a madman way. why doesn't he look sad and sombre?
they killed my leta FOR WHAT exactly? she was hands down the most complex character aside from grindeldore (which coincidentally are the only two whose story is actually told in the original saga). and maybe the single best performance on screen in all three movies. i don't get it. i hate it when female characters are killed off just to give male characters an origin story, but at least it gives them purpose. leta died just because. her death adds nothing to the story.
her replacement is lalie. now, i know that in this day and age god forbid you have a cast that is too white (you know, made up of witches and wizards from 1930 britain) and you need the token diversity character. it's irritating, but i get why they do it. i can forgive it. what i cannot forgive is how useless to the plot she is.
she was probably my favourite character of the whole movie, i enjoyed her sassiness and the way she used magic, but she is so. useless. why is she, or theseus, or yusuf, or jacob even, required for this mission? don't they all have jobs?? dumbledore needs to find a substitute teacher for his classes, porpentina is busy with work (AND SHE HAS THE SAME JOB TITLE AS THESEUS) so why are they all strolling about? i get newt and bounty, and maybe jacob since his bakery is in ruins, but what about the others?
more than that, what compels them to fight grindelwald? "Oh, it's the right thing to do!" NO YOU FOOLS, that's not enough. It's not compelling, it's BORING. especially when some of them have good reasons, in theory. theseus (and yusuf) lost leta. jacob lost queenie.
no idea why an american schoolteacher feels so touched by a german despot, but okay. i guess. she's nice but so bi-dimensional.
why do they need these people in particular? give me an "ocean's eleven" type of segment where you explain why these people and not 5 trained aurors.
dumbledore needs to send his own men because the ministry takes no stance like fudge did years later? because grindelwald has supporters in the british ministry that don't want this to happen? give me a scene where vinda goes to talk with her british cousins and gets them to support gellert and we see baby druella every reason is fine but there must be one.
the minerva mcgonagal cameo is useless. also, they didn't retcon what is clearly a mistake so... i hate it :)
vinda rosier gets 5 lines and no characterization whatsoever apart from being "pretty and evil". if she was less striking we probably wouldn't care about her as much. this woman has no motivations of her own, apparently. we don't even know what her relationship with grindelwald actually is.
and do not get me started on the other useless henchmen.
why do they force jacob to come along? why do they insist on putting a muggle in danger? albus is no seer but COME ON. we already saw grindelwald use people as scapegoats in the last movie, and it's clear he would do the same with jacob. "oh but he's a good man with courage" WHO CARES? are there no good men in 1930 england? where are all the brave gryffindors ffs?
it does NOT work. you know what would? JACOB wanting to go. JACOB demanding to go, because he hasn't given up on queenie and he wants to "save" her.
was it to confuse grindelwald? it doesn't work, because there isn't one (1) scene where he looks shocked, or even perplexed at the sight of a muggle with a wand.
and what about the whole thing with the tie? how could dumbledore know that theseus was going to get captured? even if he could predict that, you seriously want me to believe he was basing his rescue plan off the niffler??
also, we never see newt activate the portkey in that moment and that is not how portkeys work.
the whole subplot with bunty and the luggage was stupid. we know that there's a spell that literally duplicates objects by creating perfect copies, so it's a useless waste of time. also, why doesn't she use the switch that sets it to "muggle mode"? we've seen newt do it before.
the two candidates for supreme mugwump are absolutely the same. they have no personality and are just namesakes.
the german minister of magic contradicts himself more than once in the film. i watched his scenes twice and i still don't understand his motives. there must be a cut scene or something because one minute he implies that he doesn't like grindelwald and the next he's chilling with him and his men. he openly says that he thinks GG will lose just as he sees him arriving by means of crowd-surfing. it's not like he turns a blind eye and that is why gellert wins. no, the man actively enables him and helps him. WHY?! have vinda or even yusuf put him under the imperius curse ffs!
how do credence and aberforth have communicating mirrors? no idea. it's never explained.
why is the phoenix dying because credence is dying? phoenixes have their own independent cycle of life and rebirth. we see this with fawkes. otherwise, why isn't fawkes dying when dumbledore is in book 6? it's never explained.
This all comes down to the main problem of the movie: this movie has no dialogues. seriously, all they do is duel and say vague things like "the plan is no plan". fuck off. they don't even state clearly why the plan is no plan, they say vague stuff, the characters acknowledge it's confusing and then they laugh about it.
SPOILER: even if you acknowledge your mistakes in the story itself ("oh, we don't know what to do against grindelwald" or "oh, we're back where we started ahaha") it DOESN'T MAKE IT GOOD. actually, it makes it worse. it's just lazy writing.
Nothing is explained to the audience because the movie uses "show not tell" to the extreme. fine, don't tell, but please at least give a name to what we're seeing. good stories are character-driven. this one is not.
seriously, none of them has one good dialogue, that isn't full of clichés.
finally, one last thing that really bothered me. why why why are they all dressed like muggles? the costumes look amazing - my personal favourite was eulalie's gold evening gown - but WHY are they all dressed like muggles? yes, there is a little outfit change for eulalie when she goes to pick up jacob that maybe should underline the differences between wizard and muggle clothing - there are none.
albus dumbledore and gellert grindelwald should all be donning the most campy over-the-top wizard robes. why would grindelwald ever be dressed like a muggle? it doesn't make sense, especially since albus is described more than once as being ignorant of muggle clothing rules. alright, he's younger here, but how is it that he and gellert don't look even a little out of place at the beginning of the movie?
don't get me wrong, i think the costumes are absolutely beautiful and i would kill to have them in any other film BUT THIS ONE. because they don't fit the characters at all. all of these wizards dressed like muggles, i don't get it.
the worst offender of all, imo is pureblood dark witch vinda rosier who dresses in a suit to a fancy wizard party. her outfit is amazing and high fashion and exactly my style... i adore it. i, a muggle, would definitely wear it. the question is- why would she?
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This is what I strive to look like at social gatherings. I want this to be me and my future husband. I just don't think it's the right look for them.
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lunatheseus · 9 months
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Harry Potter related thoughts that keep me up at night (pt.2)
Fred and George were creeps? Dude the first thing that I thought of when I realized that Ron's rat was Peter Pettigrew, was that the twins could see Peter Pettigrew on the Marauders map. Thus, they could see Peter Pettigrew within the vicinity of Ron every night, and they never thought to mention it???? WHAT! Thats so wrong.
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Dementors, the creatures who destroys people's souls, were the "good ones"? Idk i don't really have much to say... it just confused me, especially as a kid. They're basically killer law enforcement... literally. Isn't the soul sucking literally one of the evilest things that can happen in the wizarding world?
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Leta Lestrange and her place on the Black Family Tree:
Ok this is probably a loophole tbh (i also for some reason can't find the image anymore... strange... )So Leta, in the Harry Potter films, is burned off of the Black Family Tree. There are 2 things wrong with that. 1, aren't girls symbolized as flowers on the family tree? Leta got her own portrait and label that says "Leta". Second, when I looked it up, google says that Leta was burned off of the family tree because she disgraced it by marrying a muggle-born... HOWEVER, in the Fantastic Beasts movies, she was Theseus' fiancée before she dies... From what we know, Theseus was either a Pureblood or Half-blood wizard... AGAIN idk if this was just like- a fan theory that she was burned off of the family tree... I don't remember...
THIS ONE"S REAL: OK so the THING IS... in Fantastic Beasts, Leta dies (sorry for the spoilers) BUT BECAUSE she was the last remaining Lestrange... how the heck did the family line live on??? Like?? WHAT? It's really REALLY possible that there's an entire part of the Lestrange family that isn't mentioned in the stories (again, the Lestrange family has an entire mausoleum), and that's how the family lives on... INTERESTING
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nosleeppotions · 2 years
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Queeny (my Farmer): *runs around, mines, chops wood, working her butt off to get plants grown and sold, trying to get along with people, struggling to keep track of time and more *
Lewis: here's a board so we can give you more stuff to do!
Robin: *obviously implies she wants something Queeny has never even gotten her hands on before * think you'll be able to do that later?
Queeny: *tired and just came to town to buy seeds * ... uh... maybe? We'll have to see...
Lewis and Robin: *basically imply Queeny is selfish and Robin implying Sebastian is lazy *
Me and Queeny: EXCUSE me?
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Ramble about crazy physics, part one
So, once again. The double-slit experiment. Although, actually the many worlds interpretation, but I need both the double slit experiment and Schrödinger's famous cat to explain the whole thing. You may already know these experiments, but I'll explain them anyway, just in case you don't. Also I'll probably split this ramble up in multiple posts, just so that one doesn't become to long.
Let's start with the double slit experiment, one of my favorites. It consists of an aperture with two parallel slits and a collecting screen. Small particles of material or a beam of light are sent through the two slits in order to obtain a so-called interference pattern at the collecting screen. In the case of waves (light), an interference pattern is obtained that is somewhat irregular and looks like this:
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This pattern is created because the wave splits at the slits and the newly created waves influence each other. With particles (small material) you get an interference pattern that traces the two slits quite precisely and looks like this (shown as tennis balls, but it's the same principle):
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So far, so good.
Now we carry out this experiment with electrons, first with only one slit. We know that an electron is a particle, and that's exactly what the interference pattern we get looks like. So let's try it with two slits. What kind of interference pattern do we get? That's right. The interference pattern of a wave- Wait, what? But that's exactly how it is. We get an interference pattern that looks pretty much like a wave. Okay, maybe we did the experiment too fast and the electrons repelled each other. So we carry out the experiment more slowly, over hours, particle by particle. But the result is the same. We get the interference pattern of a wave. What is particularly confusing is that some places where the electron is on the collecting screen cannot be reached by a direct path through the slit, while other places that could be reached by a direct path remain free. Now we want to find out why this is the case. To do this, we attach a particle counter to the aperture to see which slit the individual electron flies through. And obtain the interference pattern of a particle. It almost seems as if the electron doesn't want us to understand it. Well, thanks, but we humans are not as stupid as we seem. We switch off the particle counter, but leave it in place. We'll see who's tricking who here - - and we get the interference pattern of a wave again. Well. Too bad.
How can it be that the interference pattern changes as soon as we try to fathom it? Scientists are still unable to answer this question, but there is a well-known theory on the subject that is held by many scientists.
The Koppenhagen interpretation. This states that the electron is in a so-called superposition until it is forced to make a decision by observation. This means that the electron is on all possible paths until it is observed. And if you plot all possible paths, what do you get? Exactly. A wave. *Brain explosion.* (Weeeeeeeeeeeeee... Bam Kabush Crash Boom Whoosh) So, like a wave, when the electron hits the two slits, the possible paths (my brain is dying right now) interfere with each other, creating an interference pattern piece by piece as soon as they are forced by the collecting screen to choose a possible path. But why does this change as soon as we attach a particle counter? Well. When the electron hits the particle counter, we already force the electron to choose a slit at this point to fly through either the upper or the lower slit. This means that if the electron decides to go through the upper slit, for example, the only possible paths left are the ones of the upper slit, which can no longer interfere with the possible lower paths → no wave interference pattern.
And this experiment is no joke so ingenious and mind-blowing that I can't even put it into words. How do you come up with something like this? How can it be that our observation can influence the result of an experiment, a reaction or ANYTHING in general? It may seem small now, but it just seems as if the world doesn't want us to understand it. Or at least the part of the world that includes quantum mechanics. How many times has it happened that our observation has influenced a result without us realizing it? How can we carry out experiments at all if our observation falsifies the result? Is this perhaps the reason why so many things should actually work in theory, but in practice it works quite differently? I don't believe that the electron is an isolated case - but how are we supposed to prove it? Through an experiment? Well, good luck with that.
@queenie-blackthorn
I have both the information and the pictures from two German videos, links here and here.
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langdoncult · 1 year
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the amount of people i see crop queenie out of this scene is ridiculous..
if it’s a ship/romantic edit for madison and michael i understand, even if i don’t ship them…
but i see people constantly just crop out queenie for no reason.
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dancinglifeboat · 2 years
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two coffees and a tea is an adorable name for a story :O what's it about, which of ur ocs are in that one
Two Coffees and a Tea is a universe centered around a trio of college students falling in love. The main characters are:
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Ayana Hall!
She/They
She's studying some sort of plant science (but can't keep any of her own alive to save her life), and works at the school library! She and Annabelle meet there when Annabelle goes there looking for a book she saw Maryam reading. She likes chess, makeup art (she's very good at it), and her pets- Biscuit and Reginald the spoiled fish, Leonard the cuddly lizard. At the start of the story, her and Maryam are already in a serious romantic relationship- although I haven't figured out if they're married or not yet. She's very smart, energetic, cheeeful, and empathetic. If a bit ditzy and forgetful.
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Maryam Salik
She/Her
She's taking online classes to be an architect, and is a receptionist in the meantime. She spends her early mornings at a nearby cafe- taking advantage of the fast wifi and yummy tea (she's the "tea" of the title). She lives on the same apartment floor as Ayana, which is how they met- and she meets Annabelle because Annabelle comes in for coffee before her morning class- and is understandably smitten by the cute girl who's always there. She has a service dog named Whiskey, and regularly rides a motorcycle. She's super cool. She's a math whiz like Mariam, although in different areas. She sucks at chess, but she's very good at quickly memorizing and understanding information.
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Annabelle Moore
She/Her
Annabelle is our resident disaster gay. Between starting most days by sharing a cafe with a very pretty girl who is always kind to the servers there- and then accidentally befriending a gorgeous librarian who's determined to set her up with said possible-crush, Annabelle is usually in a state of at least slight gay panic. She has a rescue cat named 'Mallo (short for Marshmallow) who looks very grumpy at all times but also demands kisses whenever Annabelle gets home from class, as well as a lemon tree names Charlie that she's had since she was 12. She's in school for coding, and does independent jobs on the side- but her mom's were both lawyers and pay most of her bills. She's in a college dorm with a roommate who never seems to be home- and she often takes advantage of that to invite her little brother down for the weekends.
The main gimmick of this universe is that both Maryam and Anaya end up catching feelings for Annabelle- but don't realize they're falling for the same girl because they know her by different names. Anaya asked Annabelle if she went by "Belle" when they first met her, and Annabelle got flustered and said yes. While Maryam had been hearing her respond to her coffee order of "Anna" for weeks before they first became friends. It's a fun time full of misunderstandings, flirting, and healing from tramau through the power of love. They're great<333
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ccaramel-llow · 6 months
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Can I request tadc reader where they're very sweet and nonchalant with people even when they're mean to them?
TADC! Cast x reader
Warnings ; Cussing, Bullying, Jax, Not proof read, Obsessive behavior, Death threats, Holding hands before marriage? smh.
Genre ; Fluff + Romance
Pairings ; Queenie/Reader, Kinger/Reader, Kaufmo/reader, Pomni/Reader, Ragatha/Reader, Zooble/Reader, Caine/Reader, Jax/Reader
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Queenie
, The competitive x The sweetheart.
, She's overprotective of you and cusses out anyone who's rude to you.
, Beautiful scary guard dog x The kind sweetheart, Literally punches anyone if they made you cry
, She never does it in front of others although, She makes sure your distracted because she doesn't wanna lose you.
, Gets flustered as you boost up her ego if you complimented her when she finished one of caine's bullshitty challenges
, Always gives you a kiss on the forehead and tells you how proud she is of you and how much she loves you after finishing a challenge.
, She likes to hear you rant about stuff you like and nods her head whenever you make a statement
, She adores hugs, Hug her pretty pretty please :3
, Tries to teach you how to defend yourself but fails, And when she does that literally just makes her pull out a resting bitch face.
, She know's when something's up with you. So if your showing any signs of negative behavior, She tries to comfort you by telling you how strong you are.
" You're trying Lovely, But I'm afraid you're also failing. But that's okay, You're perfect to me in all ways possible. Now may i please have a hug from you my dearest? "
Kinger
, He literally glares at anyone who makes fun of you, He feel's bad for your well being and tries to defend you but fails.
, Drags you to his impenetrable fortress just for him to distract you from negative thoughts when your sad, He distracts you by playing with your hair as he asks you what kind of stuff you like while cuddling
, Hold's your hand when Jax bullies you and when Jax is gone he attempts to try and comfort you.
, He doesn't understand why you're so nice. He always thinks you would get mad and start lashing out but you never do. You just reply with a soft, Kind compliment.
, Stares at you with lovey dovey eyes every time you're near him. He compliments you when you're next to him. He fiddles with his hands while looking at you too.
, Shy loser x Over sweet loser
, Death glare's at anyone who attempts to make fun of you until they go off, He's always pissed when someones mean to you and starts ranting on how you dont deserve such bull shitty treatment.
" (Name), You gotta learn how to fend for yourself!- Yeah you're right actually i suck at fending for myself too. BUT STILL!- You need to actually fight for yourself!... I give up never mind lets just go." drags you to his impenetrable fortress
Kaufmo
, Literally says an offensive joke about anyone who bullies you and then it starts a cat fight.
, He asks if your alright all the time after being yelled at, Bullied, Etc.
, Smooches your hand while cuddling in his room to comfort you if you say no.
, He paints you!! He gets flustered when you ask why he drew you. He uses "B-because you're super kind!" As an excuse with a wobbly smile because he knows he sucks shit at lying.
, When he found an exit, He got so excited because he could show you and you'd be so proud of him!! And you were. And you didn't even take it as a joke.
, He loves how you genuinely love his humor, Even if it's dark.
, Definitely doesn't dream about you both getting married.
, Whenever you laugh he starts to get sweaty and nervous, Because your laugh sounds so genuine that it truly makes him happy, It makes him even more in-love with you.
" Wait.... You... Love my humor? R-really? Uhm.... Of course i'll say more jokes!! F-for you!!"
Pomni
, She's so confused. But she finds you so beautiful.
, Why are you so kind? Are you even real? Are you perhaps an angel sent from heaven to guide her?
, She always freaks out around you and blushes a shit ton.
, Glares at anyone who disrespects you and harsh-fully insults them to the point where the bully bawls their eyes out.
, Asks if you're okay after being insulted and holds your hands as she tells you how great and sweet you are if you say you aren't to reassure you that you're an amazing person.
, She likes to bring you with her while she tries to find a way out the circus, You being her all-time favorite person.
, She drop kicks jax and runs away with you if jax tries to bully you.
, She nods at every statement you say, Not really caring about how stupid your idea is but following it anyways because she's so happy that she gets to be near you.
" (Name), (name)!! Would you like to uh.. Uh!-... COMPLete-! this challenge with me?"
Ragatha
, She's just like you! You're just like her!! You two are basically soulmates sent from heaven.
, Though, She gets mad often and you genuinely are a nonchalant person who's usually calm all the time.
, She defends you from jax and glares at anyone who dares to harshly pick on you.
, Drags you away from the toxic person and asks you whats on you're mind today to distract you from negative thoughts.
, Likes to smooch your cheek after you finish a challenge, Ranting about how proud she is of you.
, Ragatha tends to be passive aggressive when people are being rude to you, For example she says a comment that sounds nice but is extremely offensive to the victims ears.
, Likes to take you to her room so she can braid your hair.
Zooble
, This Ambiguous fuck attacks ANYBODY who messes wit you.
, They comfort you by ranting angrily at you by saying how pretty, Handsome, Sweet and cool you are.
, Will try to teach you how to fend for yourself. But then fails.
, They like to receive attention from you, For example compliments, Praise, Or hugs.
, Cheer's you on when you do something not giving a dog's ass about what others think of it.
, Shit talks the person who talked smack about you.
, Get's in trouble daily for you.
, They like to drag you to their room so they can rant about stuff as they slowly get flustered on how you look and listen to them so intently.
, They also get nervous around you, Pretending that you dont exist and usually pretends to cough to cover up a compliment, When you ask what they said they just said they coughed.
, Likes to rant about you while your listening.
" (Name), You let that little- you know what...? Come on sweetie were gonna do some defensive training. "
Jax
, He literally teases you alot.
, Bullies you but he knows when he goes too far so he stops.
, Bullies the person who talked bullshit about you as if he wanted them dead, because he does.
, Will say death threats to the person who bullied you. Not including himself.
. Can And will throw a fight just because someone criticized you.
, Calls you "Sugar" because of how sweet you are. And also calls you his saint for personal reasons.
, he likes to ask you for a lot of stuff, But plot twist, He asks for kisses, Praise, Etc.
"Hey toots, Mind kissing me right here?~"
Caine
, Bitch was confused on why you were so calmed when you first arrived, But soon later developed feelings for you after the first 2 year's you stayed.
, He honestly was surprised you lasted this long but then remembers he shouldn't because Hoo Hah exists.
, Is VERY chatty when your around him. He likes to rant about stuff while you're just there listening to him speak gibberish.
, Glares at anybody who shit talks you and sends them to the cellar with a sheer look of dissapointment.
, SPIN HUGS WHEN YOU FINISH A CHALLENGE AND YOU WERENT FEELING GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF. HE PRAISES YOU SO MUCH. RAHH.
, When your sad he takes you to your room and your both just cuddling while your sleeping and under big fat soft blankets and he plays with your hair.
" How dare you criticize my dearest you li-"
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i spent 2 hours on this bitch smh
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bbeeew · 7 months
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lets get one thing straight
You would not be aloud in kinger's fortress
And ik
"but what about-"
No. That's his autism hole.
Its his place to be around people and to "socialize' without dealing with bright lights,eye contact or loud noises including said conversation while also not being secluded/isolated.
Respect the fortress, it's impenetrable to all.
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(Disclaimer: this is mainly satirical/ me projecting. In no way shape or form am I criticizing, making fun of, nor insulting those who draw/write/Invision such things, and not am I condoning this community to do that either. This is a safe space for everyone and I will not allow harmful ideology plague the comments/reblogs. I am merely making a joke about a head cannon of mine. If I see said actions happening I will not hesitate to turn off reblogs and comments)
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sm-baby · 4 months
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I wish I could repost the anons ask specifically, the one who had a majestic long poetic rant about being so down bad for Kinger, as I just saw it and I’d like to add on that it also DOES apply to his wife, I do not forget about Queenie one bit, no ma’am, she is in my THOUGHTS AND she is there I am a chessboard SANDWICH with those two your honor
Im starting to regret the Saytr act bros
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