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a very special shout-out to Allan for existing
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of COURSE Barbie was fruity in A Fairy Secret, she had rainbow wings and was wearing a pink purple blue dress <3 she was a bi fairy icon. Raquelle too
#did I make this bc I was pissed off at ppl calling her pan bc there was yellow in her rainbow wings (rainbows have yellow in them duh)#hmm perhaps perhaps :)#bi barbie#queer barbie#bisexual#a fairy secret#barbie a fairy secret#barbie#barbie movies#barbie fairy secret#bi colors#rainbow colors
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but the hot take that y’all aren’t ready for yet is that all the barbies and kens in barbieland are asexual. when ken suggests that he stay over because he and barbie are quote “boyfriend/girlfriend” and she asks “to do what?” and he says “…i honestly don’t know” it’s because they may be a reflection of stereotypical human relationships in the real world, but they lack any of the substance beyond the superficial. this is supported when barbie explicitly states that she doesn’t have a vagina and ken doesn’t have a penis (despite ken’s insistence that he quote “has all the genitals,” okay intersex king). therefore if neither barbie nor ken have genitals and presumably no sexual organs or biological functions (such as the need to eat/drink/bathe with real water/etc. as shown in the film), then none of the barbies or kens should experience sexual attraction or desire, just like they don’t experience most of the human emotion spectrum (perhaps making an exception for weird barbie in this case, who remarks about wondering what “plastic blob [ken] has got going on in those shorts” to paraphrase. i really don’t have an answer for this one, maybe she’s bisexual or maybe she’s just being weird. who’s to say). ergo (at least prior to main barbie becoming human and having her vaginoplasty surgery), she and the rest of the residents of barbieland are canonically asexual by default and any sexualized projection onto them are merely that: projections. that all being said, barbie can be anything, including an ace homoromantic non-binary trans woman. in this essay i will—
#this is all just an elaborate post to share my barbie headcanons#i just watched the movie again last night and had to get all my thoughts out#lmk ur headcanons in the tags if u reblog#barbie spoilers#barbieposting#barbie#barbie movie#barbie (2023)#barbie movie (2023)#barbie movie spoilers#barbieland#media#media analysis#ken#barbie and ken#weird barbie#queer#queer barbie#ace barbie#ace#asexual#asexual barbie#trans barbie#bardass posts#bardass speaks#mine#text post
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Now available for pre-order in my Big Cartel shop!
#barbie#lesbian barbie#queer barbie#patch#barbie merch#barbie movie#barbie moodboard#kissing barbie#queer artist#queer art#canadian artist#illustration#artists on tumblr#deirdre sokolowska#asexual artist#artwork#unwashedace#digital art
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so i think what's compounding my disappointment with the barbie movie is coming to terms with the fact that mainstream society is just still not ready for explicit queer themes.
therefore, my hopes for bakudeku, togachako, or satosugu (all ships with clear queer subtext) becoming explicitly canon have been dashed.
i'm seeing that even if the media as a whole is progressive, it's still not progressive enough for explicit mainstream queer representation. we are still relegated to our lgbtq/gl/bl categories. we are still outcasts.
i'm feeling a tad bit hopeless that queer subtext will mostly be just that--subtext (at least for a good while longer).
but s/o to explicit queer representation from more mainstream media though! i'm thinking along the lines of schitt's creek.
#barbie#barbie movie#barbie discourse#queer barbie#queer#queer representation#queer representation matters#bakudeku#dekubaku#togachaco#togachako#satosugu#queer subtext#schitt's creek#schitts creek
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this Ken likes to Barbie 💕🔪
#astrazero#gaygoth#gaywitch#gayartist#darkart#gayart#queerartist#vampire#astra zero#darkartists#barbie#gay Barbie#queer Barbie#barbie movie
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Literally my one really complaint about the Barbie movie’s wardrobe is that they didn't let Earring Magic Ken keep his cock-ring circle necklace. Like, it's PG-13, they could've kept it and not address it.
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After seeing the Barbie movie with my friend we all choose to call "Weird Barbie" "Queer Barbie" instead and this is make it so much better.
#weird barbie#more like#queer barbie#she is so gay#also my friend ship her with stereotypical barbie#barbie#barbie movie
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I can also support Aroace Barbie.
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I heard someone call barbie disappointingly heterosexual and I've never disagreed with anything more strongly in my life
#i don't know how you don't see it it's right there!!!!!!#also not to make it into a Thing but if you can't see aroace-ness as inherently queer then I don't even know how to talk to you#barbie#barbie 2023#asexuality#aromantic#mp
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#barbie#barbie memes#barbie allan#queer barbie#allan x ken#just brainstorming images to promote my fics#this suggests more violence than I can deliver
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It’s been a while 😊😌Can I get a Hi 👋?
Tele:@sexystuffs111
#transgender#trans guy#trans pride#transgirl#trans woman#transgurl#mtf trans#trans love#trans goddess#barbie#transexual#trans beauty#queer nsft#queer#trans nsft#transisbeautiful#transmasc#chastity sisy#sissy ferminization#sissy slot#ftm bottom#sissy bottom
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We're not appreciating the Weird Barbie enough. It's said in the movie that she helps everyone who need help while they always see her as someone who's not as good as them. She was friends with all dismissed Barbies and Kens, was there to offer support and safe shelter for everyone who needed it in Kendom, without her nothing in the movie would've been alright. When Stereotypical Barbie calls her "ugly and unwanted" she still helps her.
She was representing a woman in women's world who was pushed aside by other women because she didn't fit in but still had more wisdom and kindness than everyone who thought they're better than her.
#weird barbie#barbie#Barbie movie#everyone looks at her as a queer person i see her as me I'm a straight person who got bullied simply for being different than the rest#but it's beautiful that we all see ourselves in her whatever our story is#cuz that's the point of characters like her#i changed wisness to wisdom sorry english isn't my first language and i forgot which one is more correct
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just saw Barbie so here are some (non-spoilery) highlights:
ken becoming DEEPLY obsessed with horses
MULTIPLE highly choreographed dance numbers that last for several minutes
kens job is beach
a tween calls Barbie a fascist (?????? ok screenwriters)
mojo dojo casa house
kens big mink coat having a HORSE THEMED LINING
i know we were deeply obsessed with the outfits but good god. the OUTFITS.
extensive Barbie lore
Barbie’s heart to heart with a lovely old woman
the kens building a wall
beaching one another off
KENS SONG THAT HE SINGS FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES
like twelve executives on one tandem bike
depression Barbie
ALLEN
i am kenough :)
gynecologist.
beautiful beautiful deeply camp coming of age story with layers and so much life. ive gained twenty new sewing projects from the opening shots of Barbieland alone. made my gf cry. 20/10
#barbie#barbie movie#ken#Barbie 2023#30k#????#really????#barbie and ken#there is a deep transness to them#honored to have seen the first showing in my town#please go see this#it’s so queer#it’s so camp#it’s so funny
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on further reading and discussing, i see how barbie is aroace-coded and the barbie movie is intro to feminism (meaning i am ~not~ the target audience).
i think i'm so entrenched in my own little queer/relationship anarchist world that i forget what mainstream opinions are. so now that i got some perspective, i do see how barbie is revolutionary. it just isn't revolutionary for me.
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𝕷𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖔𝖋 𝕽𝖔𝖆𝖓 🗡️🔥✨ your favourite minstrel’s favourite minstrel.
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#chappell roan#the rise and fall of a midwest princess#good luck babe#hot to go#naked in manhattan#chappell roan art#barbie fan art#fan art#queer#lgbtq#drawing#illustration#sketch#artwork#digital#artist#portrait#digital art#digital illustration#digital portrait
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