Night water got me gulping and moaning like a Victorian whore
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i completely forgot about this abomination
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"what's wrong with being evil"
d: i dont date psychopaths
sheila, who dated a guy who massacred a child's birthday party and murdered 9 kids, and that wasn't even the reason why they broke up:
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So I was seeing the reblogs in one of my posts and I saw the most beautiful tag in the universe.
That is exactly the feeling.
A big fuck you to every single being involved in Violent Night.
Love (begrudingly),
Me.
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How is Skarbrand in bed? What’s he like?
" Sleeping is not a skill. Whoever informed you otherwise is a deceiver."
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"burned flesh? singed flesh? I can't write GRILLED "
"...boiling fat?"
ah. the joys of writing
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I think I've found an alternative to starfruit wine farming in sdv.
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it's so funny going through my old drafts because i both completely understand and also have no fucking clue what i meant by allat
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fuck it. ralph bakshi gandalf big naturals
ID: six screenshots from Ralph Bakshi's "The Lord of the Rings," featuring the wizard gandalf. His beard has been shortened to reveal large breasts, complimented by a teal-colored dress with a low neckline. From the first to fifth image, in order, he is shown talking with Frodo Baggins, descending a staircase, holding the One Ring, smiling neutrally, and wielding a sword and his staff. In the last image, he is throwing off his grey robes, revealing a white robe over a lacey bralette and long white skirt. End ID.
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boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i watch nyan cat on company time
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thinking about the way ghost doesn't hesitate to start killing shadows when graves betrays them but soap only takes one hostage
you can almost hear the voice in his head telling him it doesn't have to be this way; they can still talk it out
"i'm calling shepherd"
his first instinct when confronted with betrayal is to play it by the books: to go up the chain. that goes against everything we've seen him do. he bucks authority at every chance except for the one time he's confronted with the barrels of his allies' guns
he wants a peaceful resolution; for the first time we've ever seen, he doesn't want violence to be the answer. there has to be another fix, a solution that doesn't end with him killing the same men he's been working with; his friends
nothing's happened yet
it doesn't have to go this way
but ghost has been betrayed before. he knows the way this ends; either with him six feet under or his enemy
he doesn't hesitate
it's only when they knock alejandro out that soap shoots; when they spill the first blood and cross a line they can never come back from
only when ghost orders him to run and he has to cover his retreat
and somewhere along the line, between civilians’ screams and taunting voices, between his shaking breath and ghost steady in his ear, that naivety is stripped away; his trust turned to teeth that he uses to sink into throats of men he'd have given his life for
"be careful who you trust, sergeant; people you know can hurt you the most"
he's learned the price of trust
just like ghost did
but unlike ghost, he has someone to guide him through the aftermath
"good advice, It"
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