#quotes from tumblr twitter and an incorrect quote generator

[violetterainbows]

Here it is! TOH Tweets: Pt Three!!!

[ratskinsuit]

✨HAZBIN HOTEL TWITTER THREADS✨

I was bored and found a fake tweet maker so I did this. Feel free to repost but please credit me!

I came up with these all of these myself, they are not from incorrect quote generators or other existing tweets. Feel free to use them though!

enjoy ⭐️

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tumblr only lets you have 10 photos boo >:(

If anybody is interested in me making more just Lemmi know. Hope you enjoyed!

[taihjj]

Random Tweets [Part 2] | Jujutsu Kaisen SMAU

Random Characters | Crack??

Summary: Random twitter shitpost for Jujutsu Kaisen😇

Note: some tweets are from tumblr shitposts, incorrect quotes generator, random twitter posts, and etc.

[Previous: Part1] [Next: Part3]

©All content belongs to taihjj. Do not repost or modify.

[vampire-fanboy]

Rock Trolls shouldn't of been the ones to want to "unite" everyone by making everyone the same as them

said this earlier on twitter but seems easier to say/explain on tumblr idk why anyway

on twitter i said:

"can i speak for a second and say I wish in the second movie it wasn't the rock trolls trying to make everyone the same? its exactly what punk irl isn't about (rock came from punk) idk, I feel it could've been more interesting too if it was a diff type"

(i think some of the things i said there was incorrect like rock coming from punk but who knows i get my timelines mixed up sometimes LOL if that is incorrect ignore i sowy) anyway

i was thinking abt that again bc i think its interesting and like... to talk about it more here like- hm... idk

(click read more or something if you're genuinely interested in this lol)

i wish in the second trolls movie that the rock trolls was not the ones to be trying to make everyone the same as them, i can't begin to describe that is the entire opposite of what "rock" really is, or at least the type of rock they was displaying is the opposite of what it is

they was leaning a bit into the "punk rock" typa vibe with them due to their designs and such, the music not so much but design wise they feel like they lean towards punk rock, and if thats the case we can assume that "rock" in the movie also encapsulates "punk"

so with that being said it bugs me just a tad bit, that rock of all of them was used to be the ones to be like "we want to make everyone like us! make everyone the same to unite us!" bc thats so far from what actual punk is, in fact the whole thing about punk is to go against authority and express ourselves (yk, our differences)

ik im probably nitpicking a bit but i grew up with a punk for a dad (as in he was literally around when punk was formed, 1970's) LOL, its been apart of my life it is apart of my life so i know a bit about punk culture and what they stand for

SO IDK at the end of the day i dont really care, its a kids movie and i can see by default why they chose rock out of their options to be such a role for the movie, but idk! it just makes me a wee tiny intsy bit :( as punk literally does not stand for uniformity, it fights against systems that wants us to all be the same, it fights for individualism

but w/e, punk has that "aesthetic" that makes it easy to be like "wow theyre intense" bc visually they can be intense LOL, they're also easy to paint as """the bad guys""" due to their aesthetic (big quotes around the bad guys as more near the end as we know barb wasnt really trying to be evil, nor in general are the rock trolls aggressive and/or evil inherently)

anyway to end this off i love barb and i love the rock trolls, theyre so awesome i wish we had more time to develop barb a little bit more felt like she didnt get the screentime she deserved imo, live laugh love barb i dont express my adoration for her enough

if i delete this sorry i got anxious i dont expect this to get attention but if it does (positive or negative) im going to delete it (i have bad social anxiety)

soz if you did find this interesting and i delete it blehh

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HEY EVERYONE I NEED TO POST ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA INCORRECT QUOTES ON HERE BECAUSE THE WORLD NEEDS THEM!!!

The website I generate these from are none other than the lovely https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator, whose quotes come from user suggestions, Tumblr, Twitter, and bash.org (the sources that aren’t user suggestions were pretty early and they take quotes from user suggestions now just to clarify) and I’ve been having the time of my life making them.

Also, as a heads up I’m only posting SFW ones.

And so I’ll edit this post whenever i generate new ones and copy and paste them into my documents and choose the ones I want to post. I know that with incorrect quotes from any fandom, people like to post multiple posts of one quote or a handful of them wherever they post them from and I’d like to do that, it’s not a bad idea, I just like to collect them all in a large mega post.

UPDATE: this no longer applies to this post. I’m not making it a mega post anymore, because it’s too confusing for me and I’ll be like “okay so if this the original mega post or is this the first reblog or the third reblog or the tenth reblog—“ and it just looks better with multiple posts of a collection of different quotes.

SO WITH THAT BEING SAID—here they are!!!

Melvyn, talking to Mik: Well Mik, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Hugh do that?’ and if he would, I do not do that thing.

Mik: …

Hugh, from the distance: He’s not wrong though!

Melvyn: The first time I ever got upset in front of Hugh, he put his arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask him if he was hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.

Hugh: I was doing both, for your information.

Mik: The first time Hugh hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.

Melvyn: When I was a kid, Hugh told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.

Mik: They are!

Melvyn: FOR REAL?

Mik: No! Why did you fall for it again?

Mik: They made Melvyn cry!

Hugh: Melvyn always cries!

Melvyn: That's not true! *cries*

Richard, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Jeff, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Kelly, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Bev, trembling: What are we playing?!

Richard: Are you laughing at that video of Bev and Jeff fighting?

Kelly: No.

Kelly: I'm laughing at the comments.

*The Squad is at Jeff’s house*

Melvyn : Ohhhh we each get our own oven?

Jeff: …N-No…

Jeff, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Melvyn , motioning to the kitchen: Three, I thought!

Richard: I see a-

Jeff, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Melvyn : Oh, well I-

Jeff: Hey, wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Jeff, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Hugh: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Bev: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Jeff: Now I’ve discovered more ovens than I thought, we don’t have to roshambo nothin’!

Jeff: I am someone who owns four ovens…

Jeff, louder and way too happy: I am someone… who owns FOUR OVENS…

Mik, pointing to another appliance: Also, the toaster oven!

Jeff:

Melvyn : Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Jeff:

Jeff, ecstatic: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS.

Bev: Today, Kelly took my phone, and in five minutes, he sent high resolution close-up photos of Richard to the following people: Jeff, Hugh, Mik, the neighbors, the bank, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.

Bev: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Kelly: No.

Richard: I did not.

Melvyn : I may have actually forgotten one.

Jeff: Also no.

Bev: Oh good, neither did I.

Hugh: *Exhausted sigh*

Hugh: We’re kind of missing something guys.

Kelly: Cohesion?

Richard: Teamwork?

Bev: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Mik: And Jeff is not here.

Kelly: Oh, and that, yeah.

*The Squad is playing Chess*

Hugh: *easily beats everyone because he knows how to play*

Kelly: *doesn’t know the rules, but wins anyway*

Bev: *doesn’t know the rules, and loses*

Mik: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don’t*

Jeff: Actually, you can’t do that, because I said so.

Melvyn : They named a board game after cheese?

*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*

Richard, Bev, and Melvyn : *spinning a little and talking*

Jeff, Hugh, and Kelly: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

Richard: Did you bring Jeff?

Kelly, gesturing to Hugh: No, but I brought the next best thing.

Richard: Hugh? The next best thing would be Bev.

Hugh: I would be offended, but Bev is freakishly strong.

Melvyn: Hugh, I have a question.

Hugh: What is it, Melvyn?

Melvyn: What color is an orange?

Hugh: Melvyn, you bonehead! Its color is the same as its name. Just like a lemon.

Hugh: Do you take constructive criticism?

Melvyn: Not without crying

Hugh, entering the room: *Sees Melvyn and leaves*

Melvyn, watching Hugh leave: There’s my monthly dose of Hugh…

Hugh: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.

Melvyn: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds.

Hugh: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME—

Melvyn: *sigh* What do you want?

Hugh: Chicken nuggets please.

Hugh: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why?

Melvyn: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group.

Hugh: ...

Melvyn: ...

Hugh: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS-

Melvyn: Hugh, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?

Hugh: It... It didn't take me the whole day…

Melvyn, dashing into the room: WHY AREN’T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!

Hugh: …What does that even mean?!

Jeff: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think.

Richard: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen.

Jeff: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?

Bev: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?

Bev: Jeff, gather the others. We need to have another Hugh-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurts-someone convention.

Melvyn: What’s your name?

Jeff, whispering to Bev: Can I tell him my real name?

Bev: No!

Jeff: I’m… Bev.

Bev, whispering to himself: The ONE TIME he gets my name right…

Melvyn: Are pigeons drones?

Hugh: What? No, I'm trying to sleep.

Melvyn: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES!

Hugh: *Crying* Please let me sleep…

Hugh: Do you know the best way to respond to disagreement?

Melvyn: With tears?

Hugh: No.

Melvyn: *tears up*

*The gang when they drop food on the floor*

Jeff : Aw man. *Throws it away*

Bev: Five second rule!

Hugh: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*

Richard: *Sobs on the floor*

*when a child starts crying in public*

Mik: *tries to make the child laugh*

Kelly: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down*

Bev: *gives detailed instructions to the parents*

Melvyn: *cries with the child*

Richard: *ignores the child*

Hugh: *is the reason why the child is crying*

Melvyn: While I'm gone, you're in charge Richard.

Richard: Yes!

Melvyn, whispering to Hugh: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want him to feel bad.

Hugh: Obviously.

Richard: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly?

Hugh: Not again!

Richard: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions.

Melvyn: Just wait until you hear about whales.

Richard: What now?

Hugh: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.

Richard: Melvyn is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Hugh.

Melvyn: I feel like Hugh is the more responsible one of us two though.

Hugh: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.

Melvyn: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.

Melvyn: Hey, check out my Spongebob umbrella!

*Melvyn opens their umbrella while indoors*

Richard: Melvyn, that’s bad luck…

Melvyn: Chill out, Richard !

Hugh, kicking down the door: WHO SUMMONED ME?!?!

Melvyn and Richard: *screams*

Richard: Hugh isn’t answering my messages.

Melvyn: Allow me.

Richard: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-

Hugh: *replying to message* Hello.

Melvyn: How did you even get in here?

Hugh: Richard's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Hugh's door"!

Richard: I’m closing the window.

Hugh: If you water water, it grows.

Richard: ...What.

Melvyn: He’s got a point.

Melvyn & Hugh: *Playing video games*

Richard: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

Melvyn: *silence*

Hugh: *silence*

Richard, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

Melvyn & Hugh in shame: Yeah…

Melvyn: Richard won’t come out of his room!

Hugh: Just tell them I said something.

Melvyn: Like what?

Hugh: Anything factually incorrect.

Melvyn, shrugging: If you say so.

Richard, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

Hugh: *Talking to Richard* Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. Welcome to my abode. I'm glad you could join me.

Melvyn: But this is my abode.

Hugh: ...

Hugh: Welcome to my abode, I'm so happy to have you, guest.

Melvyn: Why is Hugh crying?

Richard: He saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Hugh: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!

Melvyn: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-

Hugh: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!

Melvyn: NO, NOT THAT!

Richard: Melvyn learned how to fold origami penguins from Hugh the other day. I told him, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day he put them in the fridge.

Richard: Define “dream”.

Hugh: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.

Melvyn: That’s too dark!

Richard: Melvyn, I’m afraid.

Melvyn: Just stay close to Hugh.

Richard: That's why I’m afraid.

Melvyn: I’m telling you, my team is competent.

Richard: Melvyn learned how to fold origami penguins from Hugh the other day. I told him, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day he put them in the fridge.

Richard: What are you two arguing about this time?

Melvyn: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly!

Hugh: Cry me a table, Melvyn.

Melvyn: Ladies, gentlemen and Hugh, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!

Richard: A llama?

Melvyn: No.

Richard: A baby llama?

Melvyn: No!

Richard: A baby llama with a little hat on?

Melvyn: NO!

Richard: Melvyn, what are you doing?

Melvyn: Making chocolate pudding.

Richard: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

Melvyn: Because I've lost control of my life.

Melvyn: Here's your pudding, Hugh.

Hugh: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

Richard: Yesterday, I overheard Melvyn saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Hugh replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

Melvyn: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."

Richard: I saw you.

Melvyn: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Hugh in a turkey costume.

Melvyn: *lifting weights*

Hugh: Wow… He’s so intense!

Richard: I wonder what drives him.

Melvyn, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.

Richard to Melvyn: First rule of battle, little one... don’t ever let them know where you are.

Hugh, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!

Richard: 'Course, there’re other schools of thought.

Hugh: *sneaking in through his window*

Richard: *turning in his chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Hugh: I was with Melvyn?

Melvyn: *turning in his chair* Wanna try again?

Melvyn: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.

Richard: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing.

Hugh: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements?!

Richard, trying to impress Melvyn: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.

Hugh: He turned it off and back on again.

Hugh: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Richard?

Richard: No.

Melvyn: I do!

Hugh: I know, Melvyn.

Melvyn: I’m sad.

Hugh: I know, Melvyn.

Hugh: Go ahead, Melvyn. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry.

Richard: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation.

Melvyn: Last night I found out Hugh is a sleep talker.

Richard: Oh, really?

Melvyn: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

Hugh: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?

Richard: Why?

Hugh: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Melvyn.

Richard: Technically, you don’t actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.

Hugh: Richard, you have opened my eyes.

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^ by @another-userbox-blog

^ by @bedazzling-blinkiez

^ by @ottomaticangels

[mana-archives]

carrd

Hey, it's your random multi-fandom person who is just there for absolutely nothing, so it doesn't help you. While mainly Yu-Gi-Oh! stuffs in my blog, you can see other stuffs here, especially my likes.

Alternative accounts that doesn't help you also

[The active ones will be in italics.]

@yoko6969 - For my arts and doodles. I also reblog arts that are formerly in my main account.

@writing-fictions - For fictions, fanfictions and non-fiction stories I made. I also make short scripts here.

@nobita--nobi - Primarily a crossover incorrect (and correct) quote, there are some quotes that has one source. There are also single-source seperate sideblogs (@dexters-laboratorynt-quotes for Dexter's Laboratory and @gx-incorrect for Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) to clean up the mess.

@weirdest-gx-confession - For weirdest (and dirtiest) Yu-Gi-Oh! GX-focused confessions.

@yuzuhiiragi-melodious - An ARC-V roleplaying account for Yuzu Hiiragi.

@welcometoluna-magiacademy - Official account for my now-discontinued fanfiction. Somehow, I'll manage to change this url along with the topic that was mainly focused.

@yugiohgx-philippines - An unnoficial Yu-Gi-Oh! GX-focused Tumblr account based in the Philippines.

@dotyoko6969 - For my tweets and retweets from my (ugliest) Twitter account.

@eita-kyuando - Another ARC-V roleplaying account, but this time it's That One Minor Character™

@garbage-made-from-ai - For AI-generated photos. Also, AI art is garbage

@picrew-stuffs - For Picrew stuffs.

@hello-hiromi - An account for my old OC, Hiromi.

@caca-pussy - Well, cats can also be called as pussy, so it will be poop cat. For Castle Cats and other cat-related contents.

Cool blinky credits!

💕

“You get pizza while we're stuck with whatever it is I'm holding” - Jaden Yuki, Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

[blueberrysunflowers]

hi everyone 👀

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hello twt friends !!

this is the side acc for @exasperatedmoron

tumblr is ✨silly & quirky✨with it’s side accounts and my haikyuu account is a side account !! it means i can only post/retweet on here !! when i follow people back / comment on other’s posts, it will show up as that account !! (because the main acc + side accs all share one timeline) 🕺 there isn’t really anything i can do about it apart from making a whole ass account but 🥲 i hope this clears things up !! <33

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✨ what to expect on this page — 80% incorrect quotes, 10% headcanons and 10% fanfics 😌

✨ ships to expect from here — kagehina, tsukiyama, daisuga, asanoya, iwaoi, kuroken, and kiyotana (however, i do have a balance of general quotes and ship quotes lined up☺️)

✨ #life in the (team name) household — an easy way to navigate through the page and read content with only the characters you want 🌻

✨ disclaimer 1 (sources) — most of my quotes come from my other incorrect accounts / my old fanfics in other fandoms, i may not be able to credit them all so not all quotes are mine‼️ ADDITIONALLY i apologise if i post a quote another hq incorrect quote acc has posted ! let me know and i’ll take it down :))

✨ disclaimer 2 (age appropriate content) — anything that implies anything sexual is always with the timeskipped characters! i try to always add the #timeskipped hashtag so it’s easier to find too🔞

✨ a little about me — i’m elle!! (she/her, sometimes they/them). i’m 21 and i watched hq for the first time in may 2022 (and i’m very upset i didn’t watch it earlier). i mainly write socmed aus on twitter !!

✨ my other tumblr blogs! — @queeneye (queer eye) , @exasperatedmoron (DCTV), @three-trainwrecks (unus annus), @choupielu (skam france)

✨ ao3! — xllx / exasperatedmoron

✨ twitter! — chouyo_

✨ current fics published on ao3 / published on tumblr / in the works / posted on twitter !!

tsukiyama || yamaguchi does tiktok and tries introducing tsukki to his followers + domestic fluff and sharing a bed + suga being a great upperclassman moment

hinakage || [NSFW] long distance + voice recordings

karasuno volleyball team || different members of the team baby sitting natsu

kagehina || there’s a small flood, hinata injures his ankle and kageyama is a secret, caring sweetheart with strong arms

kagehina || engaged since they were first years. they never hid it, but somehow no one knew. everyone assumed it was just them making jokes + hinata sending out wedding invites now that he’s back from brazil

kagehina || literally just them holding hands because hinata got lost in the crowd before a game (and a little of “gay panic!kags” but make it tall beefy football man)

kagehina + mainpairs || they both have their main twitter accounts + a secret private side account where they scream about their crushes. lots of crack and fluff !!

kagehina + mainpairs || they both run secret sasaki to miyano stan accounts & are moots on those accounts without realising it + take inspiration from the show to flirt with their irl crushes !!

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

Reblogging & Reposting Guidelines

In General

Please do not alter any images from this blog, including removing or cropping out the watermark. The purpose of this blog is to be a fun variation on the text version of incorrect quotes.

There is already a ton of misinformation about the entire Final Fantasy VII compilation and I do not want to contribute to that. While the watermark provides me credit for putting the final image together, it also serves as a countermeasure for potential misuse, both accidental and intentional.

If you see a repost without the watermark and is clearly from this blog, please either send me a direct message to contact the individual or comment on the repost with a link to the original.

On Tumblr

Reblogging is welcomed and appreciated!

Please do not repost content from this blog.

Please be respectful with the hashtags. This includes unwarranted hate and harassment towards characters, ships, rebloggers, and myself.

Reblogging with tags that joke about the posts are or should be canon are okay since it’s easy to trace back to the original!

If you are unsure or want to double-check, please feel free to send me a direct message!

On Other Social Media Sites (Twitter, Reddit, etc.)

Please do not alter the image(s).

The current watermarks are subtle and unobtrusive. However, I will make them more noticeable and intrusive as a last resort.

December 2022 Update: Watermarks are now more integrated into images because of non-Tumblr reposters cropping out the watermark. Read this post for more details.

Please include a direct link to this blog and/or the original post.

Please do not share with malicious intentions.

This includes but is not limited to blatant misinformation about the dialogue, misreporting the objective of the blog and its contents, and claiming credit for creating the visuals.

I only have a Tumblr account. If you see someone cross-posting as me on another site, they are not me! If that ever changes, I will update this post.

Not required but I would prefer being contacted first via direct messaging prior to reposting any of the blog’s contents outside of Tumblr.

More rules will be added if needed.

Conclusion

If you have any questions, feel free to check out my FAQ! Or if you’re on the mobile app, you can ask here or send me a message. Thank you to those who are respectful and courteous! I appreciate it!

[goldenimpact]

technically, they’re horror-game-like villains... bad people... but i think about them a lot... i hope they’re happy...

[taihjj]

Random Tweets [PART1] | Jujutsu Kaisen SMAU

Random Characters | Crack??

Summary: Random twitter shitpost for Jujutsu Kaisen

Note: some tweets are from tumblr shitposts, incorrect quotes generator, random twitter posts, and etc.

[Next: PART 2]

©All content belongs to taihjj. Do not repost or modify.

[incorrect-snkquotes]

Kyo, knocking on the door: Yagami, open up!

Iori: It all started when I was a kid.

Kyo: That’s not what I-

Chizuru: Let him finish!

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

Tag list

Hello, making a list of tags I use on this blog to hopefully make it a little easier for people to find posts or find out whether something has already been posted. All names and titles will be English-localised. For those using screen readers, the tag names themselves as listed are hyperlinks to their respective pages.

This page is still a work in progress. if you can’t find a link here, feel free to send an ask with what you’re looking for.

Characters (Alphabetical by last name):

Kazuma Asogi / Larry Butz / Miles Edgeworth / Maya Fey / Mia Fey / Klavier Gavin / Kristoph Gavin / Godot / Dick Gumshoe / The Judge / Apollo Justice / Franziska von Karma / Manfred von Karma / Ryunosuke Naruhodo / Ema Skye / Redd White / Phoenix Wright / Trucy Wright

Media:

PW: Ace Attorney / PWAA: Justice For All / PWAA: Trials and Tribulations / Miles Edgeworth: Investigations / Miles Edgeworth: Investigations 2 / Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney / PWAA: Dual Destinies / PWAA: Spirit of Justice / The Great Ace Attorney: Chronicles (spoilers from the two respective games are tagged tgaa1 spoilers and tgaa2 spoilers) / Ace Attorney Anime / Ace Attorney Movie (2012) / Phoenix Wright Vs Professor Layton

Type:

textpost / gif(s) / video / objection.lol / fanwork / screenshot(s) / audio / meta / ordinary post interupted by an argument using AA sprites / posts hijacked by the AA fandom / incorrect quotes / those posts where people use popular tumblr or twitter etc posts to describe characters or fit character scenarios

General blog admin:

heritage posts only / replies / asks / submissions / mod posts / has image or video description / mod's personal favourites / interacting with other heritage post blogs + varying shenanigans

[the-black-bulls]

Can you please tell me what sites do you use for generating incorrect quotes?

I usually just check other incorrect quotes blogs in tumblr or twitter. Sometimes I take the quotes right from the original source like with the OnePiece quotes.

Oh and there's this site, it has some good quotes: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/

[crisis-aversion]

Nav post

Bc I’ve needed to make something like this for a while

Will update as new things come up or I remember stuff I’ve forgotten

Nicknames: Lex, Crisis, V, Sounds

Aro/Ace

Please note: I am extremely trypanophobic and just seeing (or thinking about) a needle in use makes me uncomfortable, please please please never ever show me a picture with a hypodermic needle in it (not in use might be ok but definitely never in use I will get scared). Other kinds of needles are fine, I just had a bad experience with an IV when I was little and it (literally) scarred me for life.

Tumblr side blogs:

Writing alt (I’ve decided to password protect this alt so I can post my original works there. At some point if I make enough for it to be worth it I’ll sell permission to access it for art or something. (Based on an idea I had for my Toyhouse acc except you won’t need a TH for it))

Incorrect quotes alt

Prompts alt (for writing/role play/art inspiration)

Ask blog (for my OC continuity the Cabalverse)

Role play alt (DC)

Flight Rising sideblog

Other important stuffs:

Commissions (virtual currency)

Commissions (real currency)

Adopts

Requests

Current event

Other accounts

Toyhouse

AO3

FanFiction.Net (outdated profile and fics; I rarely use this account to post anymore)

Deviant Art (rarely used anymore)

Art Fight

YouTube

Discord server

Tags:

And they shall be made examples of: Art example tag

Art of Crisis: art tag

Sounds off: dumb text posts, feel free to ignore or block them

V thoughtful of you: Art people have done for me/of my OCs or AUs

Shipment received: Ship art tag

And they stole a golf cart: writing tag

Retribution!verse/Avengers Retribution: main Marvel AU

Retcanon: random essay-ish bits for the Retribution!verse

Worldbuilding: any essay-ish post about my AUs or other stories

Queue do you think you are?: anything I queue will be marked as this. It may happen twice a year, I rarely use that function

Lex lurks: any posts I’m the op of

Talking to the void: anything I added onto outside of tags/reblog games that I’m not the op of

TBAU/that Batman AU: the Batman section of my DC AU

Breakthrough!verse: any other section of my DC AU

Double jeopardy: asks

Will add more as I make them

Current fandoms:

Main

Transformers (kinda taking a break from it rn)

Current hyperfixation

Green Hornet

DC (Smallville, Batman, and Constantine)

Pokémon

Marvel

Rather active

Doctor Who

Star Wars

Semi active (may occasionally bring them up randomly and confuse y’all)

M*A*S*H

Studio Ghibli

GI Joe

Sherlock

Hunger Games

My Little Pony

Beyblade

Inazuma Eleven

Star Trek (my dad is a Trekkie so)

Monster High

Harry Potter

Lord Of The Rings

Honestly a bunch of random 80s shows and stuff

Will add more as I think of them

DNI:

Racists

Pedophiles

Apologists thereof

Politicians/reporters

If you hero worship one or more members of the above category (if you say a politician will save us I will defenestrate you (from the ground floor))

Anyone anti Christian

Terrorists

Satanists/occult apologists

Someone that’s gonna use insults instead of valid arguments (ad hominem attack), especially if they generalize a group of people

If you use terms overused by politicians/the media (find your own words it’s not that hard)

Like Twitter/think it’s not a completely toxic cess pool of idiots that just wanna scream and send death threats

Are the type of person who screams for no reason/sends death threats

Will listen to something someone said just because they’re famous

Have unmarked pictures of hypodermic needles in use (screw you local news Facebook you freaked me out this morning from that picture PUT WARNINGS)

I’d say “are a spambot” but they can’t read so it’s pointless

Whatever I had on my TH list I can’t remember what they all were