#quoth the crow

[adarkermiserablecrow]

I did the math and for the past 5 years I've read on average 47.2 books a year (236 in total), with 5 DNFs, all of them in 2018. I have not DNFed a book since then.

Good to know that I am actually certifiably insane. I suspected, but good to know.

[thegorgonist]

Restocked this baby right before it sold out, perfect timing! My shop!

[coolpixdump]

[biblically-inaccurate-crangel]

*ɆVɆⱤɎ ₵ⱤØ₩ ₵₳Ⱡ₥₴ ₳₣₮ɆⱤ ₮ⱧØ₴Ɇ ₮₩Ø ₳ⱤɆ ØɄ₮ Ø₣ ₴ł₲Ⱨ₮. ł ₵₳₦'₮ ฿ɆⱠłɆVɆ ł ₳Ⱡ₥Ø₴₮ ₲Ø₮ ₩ØⱤⱤłɆĐ ₳฿ØɄ₮ Ⱨ₳ⱠⱠØ₩ɆɆ₦! ₦Ø₩ ₮Ⱨ₳₮ ₮ⱧɆɎ'ⱤɆ ØɄ₮ Ø₣ ₮ⱧɆ ₩₳Ɏ ₮Ⱨł₴ ł₴ ₱ⱤØ฿₳฿ⱠɎ ₲Ø₦₦₳ ฿Ɇ ₮ⱧɆ ฿Ɇ₴₮ Đ₳Ɏ ₴ł₦₵Ɇ ฿Ɇ₣ØⱤɆ ł...₦ɆVɆⱤ₥ł₦Đ. ł'ⱠⱠ JɄ₴₮ ₣Ø₵Ʉ₴ Ø₦ ₮ⱧɆ Ø₮ⱧɆⱤ₴.*

[caveatscriptor]

- Leigh Bardugo, Crooked Kingdom

[corvusasteris]

Guys we gotta let the crow win in the poll so we can make it say 'Nevermore'.

you're in the middle of a crisis, turn to your feathered friend to ask whether you'll ever stop being hunted by the empire and the crow just goes "nevermore". great moral support all around.

[tarotgeist]

|ω･`) "It took vodka and an edible for me to take these"

[reagan-the-saunders]

| Linvala Playing The Lute

[reddawnmultimuse]

" fed to the crows " | @bladedhunter

It was over--Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Obito, Ōtsutsuki Kaguya, the war, all of it over. And yet...the Edo Tensei was not. The jutsu did not end, relinquishing each and every misbegotten soul back to the afterlife, be it heaven or hell. Why? Unknown.

At first, there was a collective confusion when the delinquent enemies of old remained in flesh and blood before panic set in. As while the Rabbit Goddess and Infinite Tsukuyomi may be thwarted, they were outlasted by a rebirthed Akatsuki, the members liberated from their ethereal chains and angry.

It was while the others laid siege upon the battlefield, drawing out the war and bloody casualties that Uchiha Itachi was the only one to surrender himself peacefully. After a lifetime of strife, blood and death, he decided no more--no more. The cycle of violence ended here, once and for all.

Immediately, he was detained; ironed and blinded before being led back to Konoha to face judgement for his crimes against the Uchiha clan and humanity. His brother's cries of his innocence went ignored.

In Konoha, Itachi was not guided with gentleness to his new home--a cold, empty cell with no source of luxury, be it a bed or lighting. And it was there he sat, patiently waiting for his sentencing and inevitability, his death as he had no doubt that Konoha would do to him what the Edo Tensei did not.

Deliver him unto death once again.

[knightfeared]

◆  @muse-menagerie​​  |   MOXIE ROWAN  →    

❝ “Slash’n’Dash time, Vale.” A devilish grin curls on her lips as she slams her arms down on the counter; evidently not caring that there are other customers in the shop. 

“Its what I’m calling lightning round for questions, you get thirty seconds to answer each one honestly in a back and forth. Follow-ups count as their own question so you gotta wait for next round to do ‘em.” ❞

╰（ UNPROMPTED 🔪 ）

                              THIS WAS WHY MOX WAS HIS FAVORITE CUSTOMER.

Never a dull day with her around  -  her innate skill for thinking up the strangest of things able to keep even the worst of his boredom well at bay during long insufferable shifts spend tending to pompous customers who thought they knew it all. Finishing up the last of his cleaning, giving the countertop a final swipe of his rag, he wipes away at his hands, turning his attention back to his friend with a curiously inquiring raise of his brow.

Eyes narrowing to thin crescents, dimples faintly visible as he crosses his arms atop his aproned chest, Ethan waits for her to elaborate, eyes catching on the devilish grin carving itself across painted lips like a Halloween pumpkin's smile.

The light in her eyes promises nothing but good fun, mischievous in the lightest of ways as she slams her arms down on the counters surface. It was well enough into his shift where it wasn't too busy  -  a lack of care given to the stares quickly being directed their way. 

With interest, he leans in a bit, prompting her to continue on  -  &  so, she does.

                                                  ❝   — ‘Slash'n'Dash’, huh? Why not. Nothing better to do for now & I ain't passing on an opportunity to needle you back. Hit me with your best one. ❞

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[biblically-inaccurate-crangel]

*The crangel is currently cozied up with their flock for this Halloween. It's been so dreadfully boring lately. Today I will be sure the horrors-*

*We are both unceremoniously pushed out from the fourth wall. Crows turn to stare at us.*

WHAT?!

*ł ⱠɆ₮ ØɄ₮ ₣ɄⱤłØɄ₴ ₵₳₩₴ ₳₮ ₮ⱧɆ₥ ₳₦Đ Ø₮ⱧɆⱤ ₵ⱤØ₩₴ ₴₮₳Ɽ₮ ₮Ø ₣ØⱠⱠØ₩ ₴Ʉł₮.*

Start running.

I WILL NOT BE AT THE WILL OF SUCH CREATURES!

*₮ⱧɆ ₵ⱤØ₩₴ ₳ⱤɆ ₱Ʉ₣₣ł₦₲ Ʉ₱ ₮ⱧɆłⱤ ₣Ɇ₳₮ⱧɆⱤ₴ ₳₦Đ ₳฿ØɄ₮ ₮Ø ₲Ɇ₮ VɆⱤɎ ₵ⱠØ₴Ɇ ₩ł₮Ⱨ ₮ⱧɆłⱤ ฿Ɇ₳₭₴. I pick the curator up by their cloak and beat all four of my wings to fly out a window. I FLAIL THE ENTIRE WAY!*

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

CROW: suddenly there came a swaggin

CROW: as of someone gangsta rappin

CROW: rappin at my chamber door

CROW: quoth the strider swag galore