#r/amitheasshole

[amithedevil]

OP really buried the lede with this one

[crumbwinner]

my (40F) husband (48,000M) demolished south chicago and also our son (he’s ok now). he fled the planet, and i just recently found out that he had a child with a purple bug who is now deceased. my husband is on death row so this purple baby is sitting in my living room and my son is hopeful i’ll help look after his half-brother. AITA for showing a brief and mild lapse in composure over the situation? i’m going to do it btw.

[unmooredonasundayevening]

r/AmItheAsshole posts are just like:

AITA for ruining my friend's wedding?

A few months ago, I (26F) received an invitation to my friend's (27F) wedding. The invite said they wanted "to have their elegant dream wedding on a budget", and there was no date or venue listed because they were asking each guest to chip in at least $200 for them to book a venue. I didn't contribute, thinking I'd be uninvited as a result, but imagine my surprise when I got a real invitation with an actual time and place. But there was a note inside saying that since I hadn't contributed to the venue, I would have a job at the wedding: helping to cater. For free. There was a QR code with instructions and out of morbid curiosity, I checked it. There were several complicated recipes I'd be expected to prepare for over 100 people. I called some other old friends to see if they were also dealing with this insanity and the answer was a resounding "yes". Even the people who had contributed towards the venue were being given "jobs" to do. Some were expected to serve hors d'oeuvres. One was being asked to make the bridal gown. All this for free. So we all decided "fuck that", said we weren't coming, and sent our regrets. The bride, in return, sent us each a video recording of herself crying. She later posted another video on social media of herself tearing up a giant, floral heart with the caption "How I feel inside after my closest friends betrayed me by refusing to make my dream wedding a reality." She tagged all of us. It got tons of comments talking about how awful we were, and we even got private messages from her family saying we had "abandoned" her and that we all needed to "grow up" and do the jobs she'd assigned us. AITA?

[manicpanicpixienightmare]

We’ve got another one, lads:

Where are these men finding these super cool women that they don’t appreciate!!!

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[thekingofthenameless]

Am I the Asshole: TKN edition (Part One)

r/AmItheAsshole

u/throwaway4632 1H

(Asshole)

AITA for abandoning my son?

I know the title sounds terrible, but I do have good reasons. When I (335F) gave birth to my (55M) son, he was smaller than an average kit. He survived long enough to become a physical year old (dragons age one year every fifty-five), and he was still far below a normal weight or size.

I took care of him for so long, and nothing changed. I was sure he wasn’t going to live much longer, so I told my husband, Alwyn (335M) that. I said we could just have another kit eventually, and hopefully, that one would be stronger.

Alwyn fully agreed, saying he was sure our son would be the runt if we had litters.

He (who wasn’t named yet, because kits don’t get them until their survival is assured), was in his nest, so I picked him by his scruff since we’d both made up our minds.

I headed to the outside of the cave we lived in, spreading my wings. I wasn’t sure where I was going to leave him yet, but I knew it wouldn’t be at our usual hunting grounds.

Alwyn followed me, and after a while, we landed in Brocéliande.

I saw some bushes and walked over to them, setting our son down under them. I was still gentle with him because I didn’t want to physically harm him, and I made sure to hide him because I didn’t want him to get eaten either.

It wasn’t like he could walk away from where I’d concealed him, since he was too young to walk. Or open his eyes, even. He could go without eating for a bit because I’d fed him a little bit before this.

I nuzzled him before I left, and he purred. I gave the bushes one last glance as I walked away, then we flew off.

So, Am I the Asshole?

This was inspired by a writing post advising doing it lol 🤣

Feel free to comment on what you think of her choice!

I tried to replicate a Reddit post where the OP was declared the Asshole, hence the flare.

I might make one from Kenna’s perspective eventually! I don’t care about Alwyn as much since Rachel instigated it, but I might change my mind.

TKN taglist: @gaylightisminetocommand, @the-arson-author-gamer, @aroace-edward-elric, @figureitoutinthemorning, @mxxnlightwriting, @lets-zofifi-stuff

[imparateasa]

anyone know how to get rid of hypnotic suggestions??? i tried hypno therapy to kick my binge eating disorder and my hypnotist diverted part of my brain to a bitcoin mining program. is there anyway I can get rid of this if not can I get access to the wallet??? a CT scan showed it’s making 100k+ PER DAY?!?!?

[cherriisodapop]

Ranting on main and idgaf

For the most part, I haven’t felt very wanted or welcomed in the tadc fandom

Maybe I’m the common denominator here but I’m pretty upset and I just wanna feel like I’m part of a community

I’m just close to being done w the fandom ngl

[auradaparanormal]

Am I the asshole for brainwashing my co-worker into turning her charity into a cover-up to get slaves to destroy a galaxy?

Context: I, (28F), lost my home eight years ago and recently moved galaxy to find a new ship to call home, but the founder of a charity in the area mistook me as needing help. The founder (16F) reminded me of the person who indirectly destroyed my home, so I ""politely"' told her that I didn't need help. However, I was lacking on the resources to pursue my career, so I offered her some of my engineering skills for some of her resources. She agreed with no questions asked.

During my time with her, I decided that it would be easier to use those seeking refuge on her planet as my servants than to spend materials on new robots. So I created a mind controlling peice of headgear suited to make people do my bidding. I quickly implemented this without the founder's consent (as I knew she wouldn't agree), but she found out anyway. I believe that she had forgotten our dynamic, as she acted without thought and attempted to dismantle the device which controlled all of the peices of headgear. I calmly reminded her that she had given me full control of her organisation when I became her co-worker, and I fitted the mind-controller onto her.

I've recently announced the new purpose of the organisation and I've received a lot of backlash from the public. I don't understand why though, I was just making an already known statement that I'm more important than charitable work. AITA?

[underestimated-heroine]

Actually, I'll put it in simpler terms & take it a step further: my advice is to never, ever post your personal shit to r/AITA.

[rcjackie]

[amithedevil]

[manicpixiemidgirl]

r/AmItheAsshole posts be like "AITA for running someone over with my car?" And it turns out that the person they ran over was trying to set their child on fire but then it's also like "AITA for getting my girlfriend flowers?" But it turns out that he got her flowers he knew she was severely allergic to but didn't care and she almost fucking died

[unmooredonasundayevening]

r/AmItheAsshole posts are just like:

AITA for causing a beloved family business to close?

I (24M) got a second job at a local bakery last year to help pay off my student loan debt. About a month ago, the owner called all the staff into a meeting and said the restaurant had "fallen on hard times", and that we'd all be expected to work at least one shift for free each week "until the situation improves". I said I wasn't doing that, that I was only working there to help pay off loans, and that getting up at 4 AM on a Saturday to work for free when I already had another full-time job wasn't worth it. The boss told me to leave and I did. Three weeks later I got a call from my former boss, saying my "refusal to be a team player" had caused other employees to follow suit, and that now even the manager was refusing to "do her part" by working for free. As a result, the bakery closed down. The owner posted on the Facebook page and tagged me, basically blaming me for the decision to close. It said "We were hoping our employees would chip in and do the right thing to help us get through this, but [NAME] choosing not to do that caused a ripple effect and forced us to close." The post got dozens of comments, with people talking about how much they loved the bakery, all the fond memories they'd had there over the years, etc. Which is fine. I get being sad when a good local business has to close. Then people started messaging me and posting about me, saying what a horrible person I was for costing the owner his livelihood, saying I should go back and offer to work full-time for free, etc. Somehow they got in touch with my parents, and my mom even asked me why I couldn't "help out a business owner in need". There have been posts calling me an entitled jerk, people have called my regular employer, someone even suggested the owner sue me. I just don't think I should have had to work for free so someone else could keep their business open. AITA for causing a domino effect that resulted in this small business closing?

[donotfear-iamhere]

Men are the worst

[brick3621]

[the-art-of-thumbnails]

DORA