#source: Reddit

[my-deer-legolas]

[incorrectdccomicquotes]

A young Dick Grayson Robin still learning English: Does your doors don’t have locks?

GCPD Officer: Does your English haveth good?

Robin: You speak English because it is the only language you know. I speak English because it is the only language you know. We are not the same.

[papermariosuggestion]

[incorrect-alnst]

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Davrin: I hate to disagree with you. Lucanis: You love to disagree with me more than anything. Lucanis: It's your favorite thing in the world.

[grizzlyofthesea]

"A Renaissance Painting of Masculine Melancoly"

[emmikay]

Achilles: If you had to separate your dogs from 41 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dogs were yours?

Patroclus: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a king.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Ava: The other day, a guy pissed me off, so I dropped a chandelier at his place of work.

Bucky: Your first reaction was to drop a chandelier?

Ava: No, I had time to think about it.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

[my-deer-legolas]

[papermariosuggestion]

X

[tf2incorrectquotes]

[nadien-aqui1]

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

"I think we've all got something to bring to this discussion, and from now on I think the thing you should bring is silence."

– Donnie, to Casey

[bruhseidon]

Y/N: Do you think I’m going to get fired? Last week, a customer reached past me on reg to point at the menu, and I bit him on the hand as hard as I could.

Dick: Your first reaction was to bite him?!

Y/N: No, I had time to think about it.