#random silly stuff

[subukunojess]

Twisted Wonderland 7 in a Nutshell

Everyone Else: *sees the fan favorite lonely character slowly accepting himself as the villain just like Maleficent, breaking hearts* Me, watching Malleus (Maleficent) and Idia (Hades) duking it out verbally/mentally like chess/tennis in their Overblot forms: Um, I love their dynamic??? LIKE—

[aurantia-ignis]

The possibility of having more people find Graces is making me wanna run back to translating the 97455745 drama CDs Graces has

Also I kind of.... do already have one whole album translated... But I think all the timers I was working with have probably moved on, so I just gotta find time to do it myself ;w;

[shadowfoxkuro]

Will never forget that back in February when I went to go visit my boyfriend and finally visit another state other than Oregon and Washington, I downloaded Far Cr 5 while I was staying with him and then downloaded my save so I could continue my game and let my boyfriend watched.

I come back and he is playing the game and throwing shovels at everyone he sees, and then gets sad when he runs out of shovels so I go and buy more. And then I had some resulting saved clips from when he went crazy and threw shovels at everyone in the Wolf's Den.

And thus began my boyfriend wanting to get the game and so he got it after I went back home and we just played together.....ensuing in complete shenanigans.

[yume-x-hanabi]

Stealing that poll meme 8)

make a poll of your favourite female characters and see which your followers like the most!

[subukunojess]

WHO 👏 DID 👏 YOU 👏 THINK 👏 I 👏 WROTE 👏 IT 👏 FOR 💜

Some idiot: "Why are you reading your own fic, that's shallow and stupid"

All fanfic writers and writers everywhere: "Who the fuck do you think I wrote it for?!"

[kendyroy]

Seeing Logan in the TVA makes me laugh so hard for some reason? Like I know he’s lived to see technology evolve and stuff, but there’s something so funny about a guy from the 1800s standing in some kind of retro-futuristic timey wimey agency to me. Man is confused as hell.

like what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas

[sins-of-warriors]

Silly random 3:00 am though....

Ork Champion shorted name is.... OC.... So basically....

"heeeey guuuuuuys!!! Say hello to my new O. C. ... OC!!!!"

.......

I just pull a Moon Moon....

[subukunojess]

Sorry to be Silly on Main BUT—

In Canon Greek Mythology, some of the Gods eat each other or other people, transformations, etc. and we accept that with mixed reactions.

BUT WHEN I, SUBUKUNOJESS, WANT TO WRITE A NON-FATAL ONESHOT OF MY MONSTER ODYSSEUS HAVING HIS WIFE FOR DESSERT SAFELY, ITS DIFFERENT! *gets bonked*

[subukunojess]

Please don’t eat my family. I love and need them.

some of my favourite sign fails <3

[justsamsung]

they turned ribbit into a froggy chair⁉️

Jax: THEY TURNED MY HOMIE INTO A CHAIR!?

[drakyions]

some transparents of tomotake kinoshita's character art from the versus books' final fantasy vii ultimate guide! in order, these are from pages 3, 17, 110, 30, 31 & 47.

while probably best known (-within the vii fanbase) for his beautiful cover works below,

he also did the art within the book, including the doodles above + these little 'fuller' pics below and the character guide artwork! (which, unfortunately, is more of a pain to cut out.)

(pages 44, 50, 64.)

(107, 109, 111, 113, 115, 117, 119, 121, 123.)

while now the versus' guide can be a little pricey if you're looking to get your hands on it physically, it is freely available to view on the internet archive! as i recommend with anyone even lightly into preservation, back it up personally while you can :^)

+ og post edit to clear up a common misconception: the versus' guide was not official ffvii material! though the book and many of the other guide works were all incredibly iconic (which is where i believe the misunderstanding comes from), this one is quite literally called The Completely Unauthorized Final Fantasy VII Ultimate Guide with multiple disclaimers that it's unaffiliated with square in any way. :p

[celestial-castiel]

some more spn things

[subukunojess]

Pffffft! If I were that worker, I would be like: “… close enough. Here’s 20 Happy Meals. Would you like a toy?”

The Doey mobile getting McDonald’s <33

+ silly doodles

(The person hugging him is his(jack’s) mama)

[sourlemonadez]

Dca art dump WHOA

I can't be the only one who gets similar vibes from Ezreal (LoL) and Sanii right?? RIGHT???? Also misuta constellation blush AUGHDUDHHS

First 3 dcas by @venomous-qwille

[tibby-art]

hitman au save me .. its been seven years ..

haven’t been able to draw/write much of this au lately but i want to write a few little scene snippets i have stored my brain :’D ill include them under cut

=+=

“This better be something good,” Scar muttered to Cub as they stepped out of the elevator. The hitman, while bound to his contract, considered ‘boring’ missions to be a waste of his time.

“I hope so,” Cub hummed. “Hope so.”

The ConVex swung open the doors to the NHO conference room, not bothering to check if their bosses were actually ready for their meeting.

“Holy mother of—! Knock next time, will you?” A man setting files down on the conference table jumped visibly as the doors slammed open.

“The Vex require a dramatic entrance, Beef,” Scar said casually. Cub snickered.

“Sure, whatever.” Beef furrowed his brow, used to this behavior. He didn’t have time for this. “Okay. Doc was supposed to do this briefing, but he’s busy with his machines I guess, because of course he is, so.” He huffed, composing himself. “Your new top-secret project. This one’s a doozy. Have a look.”

Beef slid the folder across the table. The hitmen flipped it open, absorbing its contents with hungry eyes.

What caught their eyes immediately were the photos. The person of interest looked nothing like a powerful crime boss or a dangerous anomaly. A young adult with glasses, dark eyes and short, sandy brown hair stared back at them.

“Who’s this?” Scar raised an eyebrow. Is the NHO asking them to assassinate some normal-looking university student?

“That is Grian,” Beef explained, both hands planted firmly on the table. “Grian has been with us at the NHO for months.”

“I’ve never seen him before,” Scar remarked.

“Grian’s case is top-secret. He’s been staying in high-security, private quarters… as well as our research laboratories.”

“I thought you guys seemed super suspicious lately! I knew they were hiding something from us, Cub,” Scar nudged his partner with a grin. Cub did not budge as his sharp eyes combed through the documents. He hadn’t heard a single word spoken to him.

“Cub? What’s the deal?” Scar asked. He preferred to let Cub read their mission files and summarize it for him, anyways. Dyslexia and top-secret government files were not a great mix. Oh, what would he do without Cub?

“Watchers?” Cub finally spoke, looking up at Beef with a quizzical frown. The other man nodded slowly. “You’re kidding.”

“After months of testing and analysis, we can confirm that this individual is the only currently documented case of a mortal possessing Watcher abilities,” Beef nodded slowly.

Scar had heard whispers of the Watchers only a handful of times. As a vex, he knew plenty about the realm of magic, the divine, the fae, you name it! But Watchers were said to be ancient entities, perhaps as old as time itself. So old that they were widely considered to be a myth.

“So this is not a hit,” Scar said after a moment.

“This is not a hit, Scar, good lord, do not kill this person,” Beef put both hands on his forehead and let them slowly drag down his face.

“Mortal, you say?” Cub raised an eyebrow.

“Yep,” Beef said. “She was a completely normal citizen until he got these abilities in some freak accident. Lucky for everyone involved, the NHO was able to take control of the situation before anything… dangerous happened.”

“So,” Scar narrowed his eyes slightly, “If this isn’t a hit, then what do you want from us?”

Beef sighed. “After months of testing to determine Grian’s situation, the NHO has decided that he is too important to return to life as a normal citizen at this time. Instead, we’d like to utilize his abilities in our goals to maintain order in Hermit City, and we need someone to train her how to be a special agent in the field.”

“You want the ConVex to train a Watcher how to be a hitman,” Cub said with a slight smirk at just how insane that sounded.

“Yep.”

“Huh.” Scar put both hands on his hips. “Well, that’s not what I was expecting.”

“I suppose we could give it a shot,” Cub said. Although the ConVex were bound by a fae contract to work for the NHO, the vex took every opportunity to feign control over their situation. There was no choice here. Beef had given them an order.

“Sure, sure! We are very good at our jobs, after all,” Scar grinned. Whatever happened, good or bad, would at least be entertaining, surely.

“You’ll come back here to meet her tomorrow morning,” Beef instructed. “Hand me that file back and be here by 9, will you?”

“Sure thing,” Cub replied coolly, sliding the file back to the man. Scar couldn’t help but grin wider when he noticed Cub’s hand casually in his pants pocket, some folded white paper barely visible in his grip.

“Don’t be late. I’m serious this time,” Beef called out as the hitmen turned and exited the conference room.

=+=

The conference room was tense that morning. Towards the end of the table sat the NHO - Beef, Doc, Etho, and Bdubs. On one side sat Cub and Scar. Across from them, Grian sat alone.

“So, how about introductions?” Doc clapped his hands together. “Er… Cub and Scar, this is Grian. Grian, this is Cub and Scar. You guys already know the deal. Grian is going to come with you on missions from now on.”

The ConVex hadn’t taken their eyes off of Grian since they entered the room, unable to resist their curiosity. They had both read the files, but still found it hard to believe the person before them was a Watcher. Grian sat rigid in his chair, fiddling with his hands, looking tense and exhausted. She eyed the vex curiously as well.

“Well hello there,” Scar greeted. “I’m Scar, and this is Cub.”

“Hey, hey,” Cub said quietly.

“Hello,” The corner of Grian’s mouth twitched in a possible attempt at a smile.

The three continued to stare at each other until Bdubs cleared his throat.

“Wonderful introduction. Now that we’ve broken the ice, let’s talk about your next mission.” The man picked up a small remote, and the large screen on the wall behind them illuminated.

“Before we send our agents out into the field, we meet like this to discuss the details and ensure that the mission is clearly understood,” Doc explained to Grian, throwing a disapproving glare in the ConVex’s direction.

A lengthy file on some high-profile criminal appeared on the screen, as Bdubs proceeded to read off the information. Scar slumped back in his chair. These mission briefings were the worst. It was time to zone out and have Cub tell him the details later with all the fluff cut out.

At about ten minutes in, Scar yawned absentmindedly.

“Oh, are we boring you, sir?” Doc interrupted Bdubs to shoot a piercing stare at Scar.

“Oh, not at all!” Scar said cheerfully, but slumping in his chair slightly lower.

“As I was saying,” Bdubs continued loudly.

Scar glanced over at Grian. Her eyes quickly darted back to the presentation when they made eye contact. Scar looked over at Cub and found he had still not taken his eyes off of Grian. Hopefully Cub was at least somewhat paying attention, because he sure wasn’t.

Grian continued to fidget with his hands. Scar felt a pang of pity for him. The vex were used to this sort of environment, but according to the NHO, Grian had a completely normal life up until a few months ago. Now suddenly, he gains these terrifying powers and spends months in a top-secret lab having tests run on her all day. Who wouldn’t be overwhelmed?

Scar yawned again, this time more intentionally. He earned another death glare from Doc, but Bdubs droned on. He glanced over and saw Grian rubbing a hand on his cheek to help hide a grin.

The art of annoying your boss was a delicate one. Timing is everything. Let enough time pass until they’ve forgotten, or they think you’ve stopped, to continue the game. Scar lets about ten minutes pass before his next yawn, bigger this time.

“Quit it,” Beef hissed. Even Etho glanced over. Doc kept his eyes on the screen, but his jaw was clenched. Grian let out a cough that sounded suspiciously like a laugh.

Five minutes later, Cub clears his throat rather loudly. Bdubs stutters over his words for a second, but because Cub is Cub, none of the NHO seems to be able to tell if that was a deliberate cough or not, and they decide to ignore it. Cub shows no emotion.

After an hour that felt like an eternity of Bdubs explaining every possible detail about the case, it seemed to be almost concluded. That was, until a rather loud yawn was heard throughout the conference room.

“WILL YOU LET ME FINISH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE?!” Bdubs finally erupted, whipping around in his chair to face Cub and Scar.

The hitmen stared back blankly. They glanced over across the table, and Bdubs followed their gaze, where Grian sat with both arms over her head in a large stretch.

“Sorry,” Grian said simply when all eyes were on him, lowering his arms. “Just had to stretch a bit.” He stared back at Bdubs innocently.

The NHO stood there, confused. Bdubs was at a loss for words, unable to get a read on the new recruit. He sighed and turned back to the screen. “Well, regardless, I think we’ve about summed things up,” he grumbled.

Scar made eye contact with Grian once again. The two cracked a smile at one another for a second, too quick for the NHO to notice.

Scar had a feeling that him, Cub and Grian were going to get along just fine.

=+=

[subukunojess]

Okay, say what you will about the antagonists, but I rewatched the clip and could you imagine how it went down? It would be like:

Gwi Ma: Okay, since I’m about to have a dinner and a show on this idea that I thought would never work, can I join you guys? I’m already going to be there since you’re gonna feed me and all.

Abby: Jinu, think about this carefully: we can’t say no to him since he’s the Demon King and he could kill us at any time, but are you sure about this? I know we’re hundreds of years old, but this is like a grandfather asking his grandsons to dance.

Mystery: If anything, he could be the lighting.

Romance: What have we got to lose?

Baby: Can you even keep up with the beat?

Gwi Ma, who has the most connection with Jinu and shares his strive for perfection: As you kids say, all right, bet.

And if you go back to “Your Idol” again, I feel like Gwi Ma’s presence is there, but he doesn’t come out fully and perform until the band teleports and Baby starts rapping and in seconds, he keeps with the rhythm. It’s like when you’re about to win and have a feast, you have the skills to back it up.

lol on my first watch I didn't even notice the pink lighting/pink fire in the background during ‘your idol’ performance was gwi-ma on the stage with the saja boys, literally doing light show for them the entire song

do you think jinu taught him what he had to do that'd be in sync with the choreography? do you think gwi-ma was vibing and having a good time in his first concert? I mean he did say soda pop was catchy so I could clearly see him pouring his heart out performing your idol with his boyband 🥹