kamala khan would have the most horrendous ao3 author's notes known to man
"hey guys sorry the update is late i switched places with an avenger (ajdgrhsh literally crying) and a really cool space scientist lady and then got into a fight and some alien dudes wrecked my house and then I met Nick fury and I was literal space it was crazy and I had to help save the universe and saw said scientist lady give up her life to save all of us... anyways hope you like the new fic, branching out with an arranged marriage au for this one!!!"
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This praise kink is getting out of control.
I had my wisdom tooth removed. Long story short, it shattered when I was chewing gum, so the next day I got the rest removed.
The dentist was OK. I mean, he seemed nice; big smile, clean cut, fresh faced. But the WORDS.
"Just breathe for me."
"That's it, doing such a good job."
"That's so good, you're so brave."
"Look at you, doing so well."
"I know that's uncomfortable, I'll be as quick as I can. I know you can feel me in your mouth right here." 🫣
"Good girl." 🫠
"Look at that, so good for me, well done for taking it so well."
He asked if I was OK to leave but the blood was rushing to my head so he sat me down for a little while and kept saying stuff and I DIED.
"That's it, remember to breathe."
"I know it's a lot, just take your time." 🥵
"You did so good sweetheart."
Anyway, apparently I now have a thing for dentists.
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Me? Making art of my One Piece fanfiction for a school project? More likely than you think.
Behold, uh… yeah. This person. Whoever they may be. In the style of red figure terracotta pots from Ancient Greece. Slay!
Whomever it is would like it on record they had an eyebrow slit before it was cool, meaning before Ed. I’d also like it on record that they don’t fight with a polearm. That is there strictly for irony.
If you are somehow, by some stretch of a miracle, one of the 20ish people who saw me present this in class — no the fuck you are not.
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