#regulus black is a shithead

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Someone of greater skill

James Potter was great at scheming, exceptional even. It was rare moments like these when someone foiled his plans, and it took someone of even greater skill to do so.

‘Are you kidding me!’ James exclaimed, alarm clock in hand. He threw it onto the rose covered bed exasperated, and crossed his arms staring at his boyfriend who this time, was the one to ruin them.

‘What.’ Regulus sighed.

‘Why are you awake!’ James huffed.

‘I’m sorry, usually when people go to sleep they wake up at some point you know.’ He drawled, ignoring James scowl.

‘Not you! You sleep for hours on end! Of course the one time you’re awake before me it’s to ruin my life.’ James wailed, he threw himself back down on the bed, allowing the pillows to absorb him.

‘So you’re not even going to acknowledge what I did for today despite the fact you’re aware of how I feel over such egregious holidays like today?’ Regulus sat down next to him, amusement played on his voice.

‘Nope.’ James emphasised the word dramatically. ‘I wanted to be the one to decorate our room!’ He let out a whine.

‘So ungrateful.’ Regulus tsk’d. He leaned back on the bed, his fingers making their way through James hair.

James turned on his side to face him. As he stared up as his beautiful partner, he realised he was willing to forgive him for ruining his surprise.

He glanced around the room, flower petals floated around the room. Heart shaped chocolates covered his bedside table, and a Stag shaped teddy bear that was the size of a small child sat in Regulus’ reading chair.

‘I forgive you.’ He mumbled, fighting so hard with everything in him to not smile.

‘I promise next year to sleep in so you can do this for me instead of me beating you to it three years in a row- how about that?’ Regulus tilted his head.

James could only nod. Unable to contain his excitement anymore he wrapped his arms around Regulus’ neck and pulled him down into a soft brush of lips. A gentle kiss, a thank you.

‘Happy Valentines Day, Potter.’ James gave him a cheesy smile.

‘Are you ever going to stop doing that?’ Regulus shook his head disapprovingly, but his eyes shone brightly as he looked down at James.

No matter how much time had passed, and would continue to pass, James would never stop loving the way that Regulus looked at him.

‘Never.’

[dear-evanrosier]

sirius: reg would I look pretty as a sunset

regulus: die and find out

[stargazingtranquility]

I love Redemption Arcs for Regulus, but tbh I also love unapologetically bad guy Regulus, too.

Like don’t get me wrong. Him turning on the Dark Lord and realizing he was wrong and reconnecting with Sirius to save the wizarding world is so cute. But what about him not?

I lowkey love thinking Regulus is just some shithead nepo baby with very little morals and respects only when it’s earned. He didn’t leave Voldemort because he realized blood supremacy was bad. He left because Voldemort was immoral and while Regulus doesn’t have a lot, there are still some he abides by. Voldemort disrespected Regulus, and the House of Black, by returning Kreacher the way he did. He disrespected magic and the laws of power by creating horcruxes. Regulus didn’t have an “aha” moment where he realized Voldemort was evil and needed to be stopped. He had a choice to let the slights against his upbringing and station in society pass, or to seek retribution. I love the idea that if Regulus survived, he wouldn’t have just disbanded the death eaters. He would have been a smarter Dark Lord. He wouldn’t have gone about Willy nilly killing muggles and muggleborns. What’s the point? He would want order in the magical world to make sure muggles were kept out. He would’ve implemented documentation for squibs who leave the wizarding world and families of muggleborns so they wouldn’t be able to spill secrets. It would’ve been a “do as I say, or die trying to stop me” in the most political upheaval that wizarding Europe has ever seen. Sometimes that’s fun for me to think about too.

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Bad Ideas Part 11

Regulus Black au

Summary:  It started as nothing now it’s something. Voldemort has been defeated but that doesn’t mean the wizarding world is still a good place to be.

Link to Part 10 

Pairings: Regulus Black x Reader

Warnings: Smut

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“How about we make some noise to make everyone uncomfortable?”

Everyone downstairs sat awkwardly. Neither James nor Lily could even look at each other. This was the LAST thing that they ever expected! They expected to come back to their children still being “children” not fully grown adults with their own lives.

Remus groaned before getting up and going to find some whiskey. Sirius turned his attention to James before wincing at the expression on his friend’s face.

“I would say welcome back but I don’t think you would enjoy that.”

James scowled at Sirius before running a hand through his hair.

“Who was supposed to be watching her? Did no one see this happen and say Regulus stop?”

Remus turned back to his best friend with that parental look of contempt that he wore so well.

“They must have done it on a shift change when Sirius and I couldn’t see anything.”

“No time for sarcasm, Remus.”

James snapped. Remus sat back down and stared at James for a moment before speaking.

“James, Lily…whether the two of you like it or not, Y/n is a grown woman. While Sirius and I weren’t thrilled with Y/n and Regulus becoming a couple…it really wasn’t our place to tell her to stop either.”

James turned to Sirius.

“You are being awfully quiet in this! Where were you? We made you to be the godfather for a reason.”

Sirius held his hands up.

“Mate, I don’t want to get into this.”

“Too bad, you are already in this.”

James hissed. Sirius was silent for a moment before speaking.

“I wasn’t thrilled by it. Ask Remus. I may have ran off to the train station like a madman to try and stop them from running off to France together. That definitely wasn’t my best look but…you know what, I’m just going to say it…Y/n does what she wants. I know you don’t like it and hell I don’t like it but Regulus and Y/n are good as a couple. He treats her like a princess. It's better than some horny hyped up on muggle Viagra with a duffle bag of porn in his closet.”

James immediately groaned.

“I do not want to think about what your brother has in his closet.”

Remus gave James a parental look of contempt.

“You are making this worse than it is. Now why don’t you go get some rest? I’m sure you’ll feel better in the morning.”

Lily immediately stood with a gentle expression on her face. She decided that she would speak to James about this more logically when he wasn’t in the middle of a freak-out.

“I think Remus is right, dear. We do need to get some rest.”

James grumbled before following Lily upstairs for a sleepless night of worry.

The next morning, James went downstairs feeling even more exhausted than when he went to bed. Sleep did not find him in a pleasant place. His already crappy mood got even worse the moment that he spotted Regulus sitting at the table reading.

The shithead is just sitting there like it's nothing…I ought to wipe that smug look off of his face.

James thought as Regulus’ eyes rolled up to meet his.

“I know you’re there. Are you just going to stare at me for the rest of eternity because that will be annoying.”

James scowled.

“Where is Y/n? I want to talk to her…not you.”

Regulus rolled his eyes before going back to the newspaper.

“She has this thing called a job. I know it's a new concept for you but that’s where she is.”

James took a breath, trying to fight the urge to punch Regulus. He knew that it would be a bad thing to do but he desperately wanted to wipe that smug expression off of Regulus’ face so badly.

“I’m surprised that you let her work. I figured that you would keep her locked up in this haunted house.”

Regulus’ grey eyes rolled up again.

“Let her? I’m sorry, I must have misheard you. I don’t let her do anything. She’s a grown woman and can do what she wants. This isn’t the stone age.”

Regulus snorted.

“Let her, that’s funny, Potter. That daughter of yours doesn’t do a damn thing that she doesn’t want to do. I can tell her not to do something until I’m blue in the face and she will still do whatever it is. There is also this thing called a healthy relationship where I can tell her that I don’t like something and if I’m lucky she will listen to me. She likes her job as a doctor. It doesn’t matter if we have enough money where she doesn’t have to work, she wants to. If she wants to tend to gross nasty sickly people then that is her choice. It's better than having her sitting here going all psycho like my mother.”

James blinked a few times before scratching his head.

“So, you don’t order her around?”

“No, Potter. I do not order your precious little daughter around. Now would you get over yourself before I have to punch you in the face?”

Sirius stepped into the room before quickly turning to edge out. The last thing that he really wanted was to get into the James vs Regulus grudge match of the season.

“Sirius, don’t leave.”

Regulus commented as Sirius turned around with a frown on his face.

“But I’m doing something.”

Sirius grumbled.

“What are you doing? You look lost.”

Regulus replied as Sirius dropped into the chair on the other side of the table. He couldn’t blame his older brother for not wanting to get into this mess. Regulus didn’t want to be in on it himself either. He would much rather James just shut up and face reality. That didn’t seem like it would happen, however.

“I was…I was watching a dinosaur movie?”

Sirius commented quickly.

“Jurassic Park, again?”

Regulus questioned. He didn’t know how bitter or annoyed with James he had to be in order to be interested in Sirius’ day.

“Yeah, sure.”

Sirius quickly replied. Regulus nodded before going to idly look at the article on the Malfoys he had been reading.

“And your feelings on this? You have watched this movie fifty times.”

Regulus was banking on Sirius going on a tangent and when he did Regulus couldn’t be more relived.

“Okay, so …you mean to tell me that this joker scientist found every species of dinosaur in tree sap? Did they all get stuck in the great sapalanche of a million BC?”

Both Regulus and James turned to look at Sirius as if mentally wondering why they bothered with him.

“Sapalanche? That isn’t even a word.”

Regulus grumbled. There was sometimes Regulus couldn't help but wonder how he hadn't murdered his brother years ago?

“It's the point though. You can’t tell me that there isn’t anything that you enjoyed about that movie.”

Sirius commented. Regulus smirked.

“The lawyer being eaten by the T-rex was neat.”

James rolled his eyes for the millionth time before deciding to come into the conversation. He didn’t know why he was bothering but it seemed like the thing to do.

“And you’re who Y/n chose to spend her life with?”

Regulus batted his eyes with a snarky little grin.

“Yes, get used to it. It was me or the Longbottom twit. I can start listing the reason why she loves me however a lot of them aren’t safe for your precious little ears.”

James immediately started shaking his head.

“Just stop, Black!”

Sirius hung his head and contemplated putting his hands over his ears.

“Yeah, stop, Reg. I don’t need to be hearing this either. I’m changing the subject. So, I have this scaly patch on my elbow. Do you think it's anything serious?”

Regulus raised an eyebrow before resuming his cool stoic demeanor.

“As a matter of fact, Y/n was doing a paper on scaly patches. It's a serious problem and you may have to have your arm amputated. I would definitely have that looked at before we have to call you stumpy.”

Sirius sat motionless for a few moments before getting up and running out of the room. James turned back to Regulus with a frown.

“That was mean.”

Regulus leaned back in his chair.

“What do you know about scaly patches? Didn’t your parents die from Dragon Pox?”

When James stormed out of the room, Regulus couldn’t help but be relieved.

“I should have said that from moment one. I am really losing my touch.”

Later that afternoon, you stepped into Grimmauld Place reading a pamphlet that had been given to you. A set of arms immediately wrapped around your waist.

“I never thought you would come home.”

Regulus sighed against your mouth. You stood on your tiptoes to deepen the kiss.

“Did you miss me that much?”

“You have no idea. I have been stuck with that brother of mine and your annoying ass father.

Something told you that this was going to be the reality that you would have to get used to.

“You didn’t hurt them, did you?”

“Not really…but I….”

“Y/N!”

Regulus was interrupted by Sirius as he came into the room holding his arm pathetically. You turned to face your godfather with a raised eyebrow.

“What did you do?”

Sirius winced.

“I have this scaly patch on my arm and I don’t want it to fall off!”

You frowned before turning to glance at Remus who was rolling his eyes. Turning back to Sirius, you took a breath wondering how Remus remained so calm in the face of utter chaos.

“It isn’t going to fall off. Let me see.”

Sirius held out his arm as you began to examine it.

“This is only dry skin. You should put some lotion or something on it. Wait, who the hell told you that it was going to….wait never mind.”

You gave Regulus a scowl. This was a Regulus Black comment.

“I can’t help it that he walked right into it.”

Sirius continued to examine the place with a skeptical frown.

“Are you sure?”

You gave Sirius an exasperated sigh before motioning to your scrubs.

“Do you think that I dress like a doctor for the hell out of it?”

Remus stood up, having enough of the stupidity himself. He had told Sirius multiple times that it was dry skin but the other man didn’t believe him.

“See, I told you. Now come on, it's dinner time and everyone is waiting. Everyone is here and we are keeping them waiting.”

Regulus slightly sighed in frustration. The last thing that he wanted was to spend a delightful dinner from hell with mummy and daddy Potter glaring at him the whole evening.

“How much longer will these Tuesday night dinners be going on? Since Voldemort is dead, I thought we would all see less of each other.”

Regulus questioned. Wrapping your hand around his, you gave your boyfriend a small shrug,

“Let's just make the best of it.”

You too had no interest in sitting through a long dinner. After a long day, you wanted nothing more than to drag Regulus into a hot bath or be alone. Entertaining was the last thing that you wanted to do.

Stepping into the dining room, Lily and James immediately looked up at you. As much as you wanted to say that you had made some progress in accepting the fact that your parents were back, you hadn’t. Things still felt awkward and completely out of place.

Part of you was still bitter at their less-than-stellar reactions to the news of your relationship with Regulus. The other half understood. It had to be awkward as hell to suddenly come back from being dead to the reality that your children were grown up.

Taking your place beside Regulus, neither of you moved to say a word to the others as everyone gleefully talked about their day. You reached out for a roll and began to butter it.

“Can one of us fake a seizure to get out of here?”

Regulus whispered. He was relieved when you smiled. Regulus wasn’t crazy. He knew how uncomfortable you were with your parents. Instead of being happy that you had grown into a successful woman they immediately started judging your life choices. That had to be a big letdown.

It was a major letdown…

Regulus thought before focusing his attention on your face. It didn’t take him being in love with you to know your feelings. One look at your face told him everything that needed to know. Regulus could only hope that his rant directed at the Potters would make some kind of difference. As much as he hated repeating himself, Regulus would go off on James and Lily as many times as he had to in order to protect you.

Reaching down, Regulus wrapped his hand around yours and squeezed. Whatever he had to do to keep you happy and healthy would be done. You would always be worth whatever work that he had to put forward.

Meanwhile, across the table, Lily focused her attention on you. Despite the rather ugly introduction, she hoped that she could somehow make a successful mother/daughter relationship with you.

“Y/n, you have never said what you do at the hospital.”

Lily started. You looked up with a frown.

“Currently I am having Alice Longbottom follow me around trying to shove bubblegum wrappers in my hair. I’m supposed to be working in surgery or emergency but I got stuck in the memory care wing.”

Lily tried to give you an encouraging smile. She automatically picked up on your sense of disdain.

“I’m sure it's because they think that you are very capable and can help the Longbottoms in some way.”

You snorted.

“Sure…they have a lot of faith in me alright. I didn’t sign up for this.”

Sirius grinned automatically.

“You could always go back to work for Kinglsey again. He is always muttering about how bad his secretary is.”

Remus gave Sirius a displeased expression.

“She didn’t go to be a healer school just to be a secretary. I’m sure things will get better soon, y/n. They probably just want to test you in other areas.”

You sighed.

“But I want to put bloody bludgeoned people back together… I don’t want to play nursemaid.”

James immediately put his bite of food down at the bloody bludgeoned people comment. Remus and Regulus, however, were smirking. James had to wonder which one she got that from. The answer was definitely debatable.

“Give me a week and you can put me back together.”

Remus commented. You gave him a thumbs-up before standing up.

“This had been fun. I’m going for a bath.”

You patted Regulus’ shoulder before moving to go out of the room.

“Y/n, wait.”

You turned as you reached the first step. Lily quickly walked out of the dining room with a nervous expression on her face.

“I know that we didn’t really get off to a good start yesterday but I really do want to get to know you. You are my daughter, after all, and you deserve a family. I know that you have one but your father and I want to be part of it. Would you consider possibly going to lunch alone with me tomorrow?”

As much as you wanted to hiss like a cat and run away, you decided not to. Lily seemed so genuine and sweet that you really didn’t want to hurt her. You really had no interest in going to lunch so quickly. In fact, you were expecting a few small chats that would eventually lead up to an outing but here you were. Something told you that you would have no moment of peace until you gave in.

“You should give them a chance. I know that the meeting wasn’t ideal but your parents really are good people. I also have full confidence that they love you.”

Remus’ words from earlier that morning came rushing back to you. He had called you before starting work simply to check in.

Taking a breath, you meet your mother’s eyes with a forced smile.

“Uh…okay. That will be…nice.”

Lily immediately smiled, looking beyond thrilled.

“Wonderful! I am so excited!”

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Fic Author Self Rec

When you get this, reply with your 5 favourite fics that you've written. Then pass it on to five other writers. Spread some self love.

Thanks for the tag @artemisia-black! Let's gooooo.

1. Moonlit Marriage

I've gotten so much positive feedback on this one. I am humbled by all your kind words, especially with how slow the updates have been. Moonlit Marriage has been a struggle to write at times, but I've enjoyed it immensely, and I'm happy so many of you enjoy it too. This is one of my favorite passages from it so far:

Remus couldn’t have this conversation like this, lying on his side while she looked down on him. He sat up and rubbed the back of his neck, knowing there was little to lose. They were married; any admission of his feelings would earn her disgust or disdain, but she couldn’t leave him. He had trapped her, completely and shamefully, and this would be the coup d’état, the final offense of being tied to a werewolf. She would see him for what he truly was: a lecherous, selfish beast.  

2. All That Remains

This medium-length fic was so much fun to write! I don't usually get to write a character like Regulus. It was tremendously enjoyable to write this shithead and his exceedingly misguided actions. I even made all the chapter titles in French to make it extra pretentious, just like Regulus would want! A favorite passage below:

“Someone will explain why the elf is cradling an infant—immediately.”

Walburga took the letter from Regulus and shoved it into Orion’s hands. He scanned it quickly and scoffed.

“This is absurd. Get rid of it.” With a clap, he summoned Kreacher. At the elf’s appearance, Orion began ordering him to get rid of the child, but Kreacher appeared to be struggling.

“Father! Kreacher!” Regulus shouted. “Enough! There is a way to know if she’s mine—”

“—even if that child were yours, it has no place here,” Orion said, sneering. “You have an illegitimate child and you didn’t have the decency to make it a son, who would be a passable heir.”

For once, Regulus didn’t want to play by the rules. He had a daughter, a pureblood witch, and she was waiting for him.

“I need to see her.”

3. Real, Real Love

This is a shorter fic I wrote for a wedding fest. It was originally going to be for Remadora, but when I started typing, Tedromeda came out. Specifically, Ted Tonks came out, one of the sweetest characters I've ever written. Ted Tonks is a precious cinnamon bun and I will protect him with my life. Here's another snippet I loved:

She wrote her name in an elegant script, using a pen with emerald ink. Her almost childlike joy made his face hurt from smiling.

“They’re so easy to use—”

“—what have I been saying this whole time?” he said, chuckling. He set his rucksack down and pulled out their Charms textbook. “These quills are ridiculous.”

Andromeda stopped writing for a moment and peered at him, her lips slightly parted.

“Your voice got deeper.” Ted felt himself flush. He didn’t know if that was a good or bad thing. She cleared her throat and pulled out her text as well. “Shall we begin with revising the theory of cleaning charms?” she said lightly. “Professor Flitwick said it’s been on the N.E.W.T.s for three years in a row.”

Ted didn’t know why her voice sounded funny or why she was blushing so hard, but he found it enchanting and struggled to keep his gaze away from her.

4. Cariad

Cariad, my big baby. My gigantic, Remadora survive AU that hasn't been updated in months. I miss you. I want to keep writing you. I have more to say. I sometimes wish I stopped around chapter 50 but I want to keep going. I'll finish you when I can. Anyway, here's a passage that I adored writing:

“Dinner!” he blurted at Tonks, startling her. “Let me take you to dinner!”

“What?”

Her nose was pink and puffy. She lifted her hand to tuck limp strands of orange and brown hair away from her blotchy cheeks.

“Dinner,” Remus repeated, formulating an idea. “Once a week…no kids. I want to take you to dinner.”

She stared at him, openmouthed and confused, for a moment.

“Why? Is this – are you trying to get me to take you back?”

“No. I want to start from the beginning,” Remus said, moving toward her. “We never did this right – I never did this right. I want to start over and do it right this time.”

“Remus,” Tonks sighed, shaking her head. “We’ve done this before—”

“We can take our rings off,” he pressed. “We can live apart again and share custody of the children. But please, let me take you out to dinner and do this the right way. Please, Tonks.” Remus took his wedding ring off and handed it to her with a trembling hand.

“Please,” he repeated softly. “Let me do it right this time.”

5. The Nymph of House Black

I love time travel fics. But do you know how HARD it is to find time travel fics with canon couples??? It's always fanon couples! I wanted my darling OTP together, and I wanted time travel, therefore, this happened, and I LOVED writing it. This will always remain one of my all-time favorites. Here's one of my most treasured passages:

“You hate me, Remus. I could see it in your mind.”

“No, Dora, I—”

“—maybe we’ve broken each other’s hearts one too many times,” Dora said softly. “You’ve moved on. I should too, shouldn’t I?”

“Dora, no—”

“—It’s fine,” Dora said, her voice straining, and her mind filled with static. “I’m not going to hurt either of you. I’ll move on. You already have.”

“But—”

“Silencio,” Dora murmured, cutting off Remus’ voice. “It’s too hard to keep doing this, Remus. I’ve hurt you too much. It’s time to let you go.”

Remus’ eyes were welling with tears, and Dora could see him struggling against the Silencing Charm she’d placed on him.

“I’ll give your wand to Fenrir for him to return it to you. I’m sorry our timing never worked,” she whispered. “Just know – everything I did, it was all for you. I’ll always love you, Remus.”

Okay, that's plenty of gushing for now! I'll tag @thecasualauthor18, @midnightstargazer, @merlins-sequined-hotpants, @messrmoonyy and @annabtg

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here’s a little bit i’ve got of coast ch 8 so far for you bc i miss them rn<33

“Ooh, walk of shame? Thought you were above that, Black,” Barty greets him from the couch as soon as he steps inside. Regulus huffs irritably. “Why are you never at your own house?” “Like you don’t know the answer to that already,” Barty snorts. Which, yeah, fair enough. There may be multiple reasons but Regulus is very aware of all of them. ”Where are Evan and Pandora?” “Oh, don’t be spoiled about it, Reg. It’s you and me, just like old times. Maybe we’ll make out about it again and everything.” “You wish.” ”Caught me.” Barty holds both hands up in false innocence before they drop back down to his lap. “Panda is grabbing breakfast takeaway with Lily. Ev’s busy with Florian.” ”So it’s just you,” Regulus repeats. “Don’t act like you’re not happy to see me. Playing hard to get is so seventeen year old Regulus of you.” “We don’t talk about that.” “Maybe you don’t. I, on the other hand, will tell anyone with a willingness to listen that I took your virginity.” ”Could you, maybe, I don’t know, not be a fucking shithead right now?” “Jury’s out.” Barty sucks his teeth.

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((written for @theactual-devil, come get y’all juice. Based on a textpost by the talented @casualmaraudering, with a link in the reblogs bc tumblr is linkphobic))

(warnings: swearing)

“So”,  Regulus says, taking a sip of their drink. “Are you and your shithead boyfriend over yet?”

Sirius’ eyes are filled with a strange emotion. “Actually, we are.” 

Years of etiquette lessons are the only thing stopping Regulus from spitting out their drink. “But-- you said you liked this one!” 

“I said he didn’t treat me like absolute shit. There’s a difference.” 

Regulus shrugs, apologetically, “It’s hard to tell with you. Why did you break up?”

Sirius rubs a hand over his face. “I was ‘too much’ apparently.” 

Regulus hums. “He couldn’t take your panic attacks, you mean.” 

“Oh, yeah, and he was jealous of James. James! Sure, we cuddle, but who could ever be attracted to him?” 

Sometimes, they regret entering a relationship with James, if only because Sirius could tease them about it. Luckily, they’ve got some teasing material of their own. “Who could ever be attracted to any of your friends?”

Of course, that’s when James enters the room. “What are you guys talking about?” 

He sits down next to Regulus, casually slinging an arm around them. They snuggle into it. “Just about Sirius’ ginormous crush on Remus. To be fair, he is in the perfect position to make a move now.” 

James brow furrows. “How so?”

Regulus looks incredulously at Sirius, surprised he didn’t tell him. Sirius shrugs. “Kevin broke up with Sirius.” 

“What? Why?” 

Regulus laughs. “Because he’s an asshole, obviously.”

There’s a loud clank when Sirius sets his glass down. “I’m going to get something to eat.” 

James’s gaze follows him as he walks out of the door. “I swear, I want to slash that dick’s tires.” 

“Well”, Regulus takes another sip of their drink. “that can be arranged.” 

Like a deer in the highlights, James turns to them. “What?” 

Regulus stood up from the couch and kissed a still-baffled James on the cheek. “It’s a date.” 

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“Aren’t we, like, excluding Lily?” James asked, wearing black from head to toe, with, for some reason, a crowbar.

“She didn’t really feel like it, and anyway, she went along last time.” Regulus answered, still in their casual clothes, waving to their neighbour on the other side of the street.

“Last time? Do I even want to know how often you do this?”

Regulus pretended to think about it. “Probably not.” 

James still looked lost when they had already arrived at the car. “So... How do we even do this?” 

Regulus smirked at him. “Well, first, you can put that down,” They gently took the crowbar out of his hands, “Honestly, what were you even thinking?”

James shrugged.

“A drill bit is way better, it’s relatively easy and it will make sure the band only deflates when cunt Kevin is driving.” 

James looked up at the sky, and sighed. “I really don’t want to know, do I?” 

Regulus laughed, “Nope. That being said, we should leave one intact. Insurance companies only cover it when all four are damaged.” 

James just shook his head, and got to work.

~~~

“I got a call yesterday,” Sirius says.

“How very interesting.” Regulus snarks.

“From Kevin.” Sirius continues, maintaining eye contact with Regulus.

Regulus lays a hand on James’ knee to stop him from saying anything. On their other side, Lily says: “What a dick. What about?” 

Regulus thanks the gods that at least someone knows how to play it cool.

Sirius still hasn’t broken eye contact with Regulus. “Three of his tires were made useless. On an... unrelated topic, where were you last night?”

Lily smiles at him. “How kind of you to ask! We were having a date night and-”

“I actually don’t want to know anymore, thank you.” 

Regulus kissed Lily, because it seemed to irritate Sirius. (That was the only reason. Really. They kissed James for the same reason, no matter that Sirius had already left.) 

[depulsorpg]

WHATS IN YOUR FILE.

NAME: Walden MacNair. GENDER & PRONOUNS: Cismale, he/him. HOUSE & YEAR: Ravenclaw, 7th. BLOOD STATUS: Pureblood. AFFILIATION: Death Eaters.

WHAT DO THE RUMORS SAY.

POSITIVES: Collected, Witty, Adaptive. NEGATIVES: Smart-ass, Two-faced, Unforgiving. LOOKS LIKE: Daniel Sharman.

WHAT IS THE TRUE STORY.

Orphaned since his teens, he upholds his parents legacy by being a Death Eater.

Considered quite the heavy drinker, but functions well on alcohol.

Highly intelligent, he often comes up with new magical applications.

Shockingly violent and bloodthirsty, something he hides behind a facade.

Has held some of his grudges for actual years now.

The belief that Aurors and all members of the Order of Phoenix were principled and that all Death Eaters were monsters was a huge joke to Walden. How dare they say that when both of his parents were murdered in broad daylight during a raid of what was supposed to be just a simple meeting. His parents were practically defenseless and caught unawares, There was no trial, no due process. All it took was a team of shithead Aurors and idiotic members of the order, and now his parents are gone. Forever.

It was in the middle of his first year in Hogwarts, when he found out, He was unceremoniously called in the middle of the night by the Head if House who broke the news to the young boy. Young Walden didn’t react to the news and remained numb and emotionless until he got to go home just in time for his parents’ burial near their family estate. Seeing their dead bodies, side by side, it was like something inside Walden snapped. A cold wave, not of sadness, but of raw anger washed over him and he stormed off. He ran off to his manor where he found their house elf lounging about, without a master to serve while still not being freed.

Other people say that whenever they have violent episodes, they blackout. It was as if they were taken over by somebody else and they don’t remember what happened. For Walden, he remembered every single second of it. And he loved it. It was the Blacks, a close friend of the Macnairs, who found him later, kneeling over the dead house elf. They vanished all traces of what Walden did to protect him and ever since then, acted as his second family.

Everyone swore that Walden wasn’t the same person when he went back to Hogwarts but no one can really put their finger on what exactly was different because he acted as if nothing happened. Never did he speak a single word about his parents’ passing, nor anything about the rumors that was circulating, something about his father murdering someone before passing away. What Walden did instead was go back to his studies and work extra hard to be one of the top students in his class. But all the while, he was already plotting his revenge, on every Auror and every known Order member if he could. He would join the Death Eaters as soon as he was old enough to and he will leave Hogwarts well-equipped with the knowledge of how he can induce the most excruciating pains on his enemies for his revenge. Now on his 7th year, he was finally one of the Death Eaters. All he has to do is wait.

WHAT ARE YOUR RELATIONSHIPS.

NADIYA KRUM: Partner in crime, wishes to draw out of neutrality. ANDROMEDA BLACK: Long-time friend, slowly pulling away from.  EDGAR BONES: Often provoked by, wishes to end forever. REGULUS BLACK: Unlikely friend, negatively influencing. BARTY CROUCH JR: Interested in, trying to get closer to.

[radicalkins]

Hi my name is Regulus Black and my brother is a shithead. I love him.

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A Few Harry James Potter Daydreams

Because he is the main character, after all. -After the war, Ginny convinces him to go through his parents’ vault and inventory everything. He finds his mother’s sketchbook, her unsent letters. In this life, he reads them.

-The idea that Snape could’ve been his father does not leave a bad taste in his mouth. It makes sense. He understands that Snape--as much of a shithead as he was--did play the role of strict, disciplinarian patriarch, and Lily’s diary reveals that his behavior in Hogwarts was much in line with his mother’s parenting style. He’s glad Snape’s not, though. It’d be a bit too ridiculous. -He finally gets an explanation to how his mother ended up with his dad: mostly to get back at Snape. Her notes in hiding were evidence enough that it was not enough for a marriage, though enough for sympathy and friendship. -He was surprised that his mother thought she was just a beard for James’ passion for Sirius. But it made sense. When he showed Hermione the diary entry--and sketches--she started laughing. “Harry, honestly, I swear you’re the last to notice anything sexual!”

-Ginny leaves him for Luna. He doesn’t mind, gives him more time to figure himself out. He goes on vacation to cope, but mostly to get away from Molly’s outrage. No wonder Charlie ran away all the way to Romania, he’s starting to get how the Weasley kids feel suffocated rather than loved.

-The Dursleys always wanted to go to Mallorca. He goes to New York instead. -He runs into Regulus Black buying groceries in the Gristedes in Greenwich Village.

-Regulus invites him to dinner with his flatmate, promising all explanations would be given. -Then his flatmate is Severus Snape, looking better than ever. And after dinner, everybody well-lubricated with drink (it’s not that kind of AU), they settle in the living room listening to The Ramones, as Snape tells stories about ridiculous shit Dumbledore pulled and stories about growing up with his mother and even touches on yes, uh your mother cheated on your father with me, I was rather disappointed to see you so obviously James’s. But really, I would have been a terrible father, could never have raised you, as a spy it would have made my position untenable--

-Harry notices Regulus twirling a half-empty beaker of Felix Felicis andw odners what the fuck his life has become, but he’s too drunk and luck-ridden to be particularly upset.

-”Dammit, Snape,” he slurs, “if you’d died I woulda named my son after you! Well...second son. Middle name.”

-The evening is winding down--well, it’s early morning now--and Snape walks him back to his hotel. They talk more seriously about the war, Snape’s bullying, and his mother’s unsent letters. Harry promises to mail them. Regulus regrets that he does--it sends Snape on a bender for three weeks. -Harry stays single for a good long time, though he does go on a few good dates with Parvati Patil (he’s discovering he’s not really interested in sex and dating), and hangs out more with Dean and Seamus and Neville now that Ron & Hermione are all wrapped up in each other. He’s surprised to find the guys never really liked Ron much, and no one liked Hermione--but both of them are both very defensive people, and Harry treasures them all the more for opening up to him. -Sundays are always Golden Trio time, for hiking and museums and libraries and caving and sometimes just watching the children’s movies that he and Hermione never got a chance to, that Ron’s so fascinated by. -Harry sends an owl to Regulus and Severus after after 9/11. Severus is working as a first responder, temperamentally unable to stay out of thick of it. He’s shaken--war flashbacks, etc. Harry gets a note from Narcissa Black politely requesting he not show up in person, and maybe sign his letters just “Harry,” and tendering her regret that the christening of their daughter Catherine Aquila Snape is so rushed by national tragedy that it is impractical to invite their international friends.

-He runs into Draco in Diurn Alley, looking lost in a baby items shop. Harry’s shopping for Ron and Hermione’s first child; to help out, Harry’s agreed to move in, since none of them want Hermione’s career to be slowed down, and Ron is taking night classes to get his muggle equivalencies, to prove to Hermione’s parents he’s not a wastrel working in a joke shop. -Draco holds up a pink onesie. “Imagine. A Snape in a pink onesie.” -Harry picks up a neon orange Chudley Cannons outfit, complete with flashing broomsticks, and very solemnly raises a Snapesque eyebrow. Draco starts to giggle. -Draco sticks to vibrant colors--”If she inherits her father’s complexion...and Blacks look good in everything.”--and Harry picks up his gifts for the newest Weasley. He sends the Snapes his baby broomstick. It triggers Snape pretty badly. Narcissa is annoyed. The baby cries, but it’s a baby, so that’s about all it does.

[thesniffler]

Tom Riddle (the shithead who got Hagrid expelled, tho hot, he is still a shithead), Oliver Wood, Kingsley Shacklebot, Minerva McGonagall, Blaise Zabini, Regulus Black (The Unsung Hero™, never heard of Snivellus),

These are amazingly diverse! Thank you so much!!

do the sexy love™ with: Oliver Wood. He’s hot. I’ve got no other reason.

sacrifice myself for: Minerva McGonagall. I love her.

kick: Kingsley Shacklebot. Couldn’t have sent that patronis a little faster?

take to prom: Regulus Black. I bet he’d be a fantastic dancer.

abandon in jurassic park: Tom Riddle. Have fun getting eaten by a lizard.

push off a bridge: Blaise Zabini.

Six Characters

[ourloveisforthelovely]

On the Mend. Part 2

Harry Potter AU

Link to Part 1 

Pairings: Regulus Black x Reader. Sirius Black x Remus Lupin 

Rating: M- later chapters

Song in Chapter: The Night We Met by Lord Huron 

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I am not the only traveler Who has not repaid his debt I've been searching for a trail to follow again Take me back to the night we met

And then I can tell myself What the hell I'm supposed to do And then I can tell myself Not to ride along with you

I had all and then most of you, some and now none of you Take me back to the night we met I don't know what I'm supposed to do, haunted by the ghost of you Oh, take me back to the night we met

When the night was full of terrors And your eyes were filled with tears When you had not touched me yet Oh, take me back to the night we met

I had all and then most of you, some and now none of you Take me back to the night we met I don't know what I'm supposed to do, haunted by the ghost of you Take me back to the night we met

Walking into the house, you immediately smelled Regulus’ cologne. You fought the urge to turn and run out of the house. It didn’t matter how much your heart was screaming to run to the man and never let him go. You had to think with your head this time. Renee deserved that much. She didn’t deserve to be torn between two parents. The child also didn’t need to see Regulus hurt you over and over again.

Your mind was also on Ambrosia Parkinson...Black...whatever her last name was now. What if she and Regulus repaired their relationship? Would she be unkind to Renee? What if she wasn’t? The 13-month-old wouldn’t be able to tell you if her stepmother was cruel. Would Regulus even pay enough attention to notice anything strange? Something told you, no.

The better question was how would Ambrosia handle the news that Regulus had a child with another woman? You smirked at the thought of the whole Black family having a major hissy fit because Regulus royally fucked up. Regulus went and knocked up the “Potter girl.” You could see Walburga’s scowl in your mind. The horrible woman would either be on the floor screaming or burning Regulus’ name off of the family tapestry. What a scandal that would be! Sirius was already gone, now her youngest “good” son had sunk to a whole new level of low.

Regulus was lucky that James wasn’t alive right now. Your older brother would have probably tried to kill him by now. James would definitely not sit back and leave it to his best friends to help raise Renee. He would have gone to Grimmauld Place and hexed Regulus until he left Ambrosia to take care of his responsibility.

You had to shake the thoughts of James from your mind. If you wanted to face Regulus and not be sobbing you had to stop thinking of your brother. Regulus didn’t deserve you taking that wrath out on him. He didn’t have anything to do with James or Lily’s deaths.

The hallway to the sitting room was dark. You took a few deep breaths before stepping in. Both Regulus and Remus immediately stood when you walked in. Regulus was paler than you remembered as he opened his mouth to speak a few times but nothing came out. He was still the same handsome boy that you loved so much.

Your attention went to Remus, who was nervously looking between the two of you.

“Remus, we have insurance on this place...right?”

Remus nodded, slightly confused.

“Yes. Why?”

You reached over for the vase that was sitting on the table beside you. Right away you started throwing whatever you could get your hands on at Regulus. Whether it be the shock of you coming after him so violently or something else, Regulus didn’t move quick enough and was pelted by several objects. Finally, he resumed his quick seeker’s reflexes and started smacking stuff away from him as you tossed it.

Remus jumped back, not about to get hit before yelling for Sirius. By the time Sirius put the baby in her playpen and ran into the living room, you had your wand out and was hurling hexes at Regulus. Sirius blinked a few times as Regulus quickly dodged whatever you threw his way.

“A little help here?”

Regulus snapped toward his brother, who shrugged.

“She’s being a lot nicer than I would be.”

Sirius wasn’t about to step in on this one. In his mind, you deserved the right to do whatever you wanted. Remus, meanwhile, quickly wrapped his arms around you from behind.

“Think about Renee. I know that you are hurt and angry but this is her father. Please...this is not you Y/n.”

He whispered in your ear. Remus kept his voice low enough so that only you would hear. You trembled a few times before lowering your wand and putting it in Remus’ outstretched hand. Remus gave you a gentle smile before turning to the wrecked living room.

Regulus meanwhile, looked slightly scared as you turned to face him. He expected you to be hostile but he didn’t expect to get attacked. This behavior wasn’t you. Regulus decided that he had himself to blame for this extreme change in character and he hated it!

You were still the beautiful girl that he had fallen in love with during 6th year. Everything about you was the same. You still had those hazel eyes that could change shades by your mood. There were those full lips that were screaming to be kissed. Everything about you was what Regulus wanted and needed. Only now he was afraid that you would never accept what he had to offer...which wasn’t much.

“What are you doing here?”

You asked, coldly. Regulus regained his calm composure. Moments before he was close to panicking himself. There was no way that he had control of what you had just done to him but maybe if he could just speak...

“I needed to talk to you.”

You narrowed your eyes.

“There are letters and telephones. Both of those work nicely.”

“And you would ignore me.”

Regulus replied. You shrugged.

“Most likely. It would be your own fault. When will you learn foolish boy that if you play stupid games you will win stupid prizes?”

Sirius leaned back and held a hand up.

“She’s got a point.”

Regulus glared at his older brother.

“I didn’t come to talk to you.”

Sirius smirked as you turned back to Regulus.

“You should go home to your wife and be a good husband. I have nothing to offer you.”

You actually had a lot to offer him and both of you knew it. After some time of healing, you could open your heart to him again and love him as you did. There wouldn't have to be any more hiding in the shadows to kiss your lover. You could kiss and hold him as you so desperately wanted to.

He left you! He left you for some pureblood princess who his FAMILY found acceptable. It didn’t matter then that you are a pureblood and it won’t now. Regulus didn’t stand up for your love then why would he now? Don’t let him hurt you again!

Your mind hissed.

It didn’t take Regulus knowing everything about you to know that you were giving yourself some little pep talk that was geared against him. If he could just gain control of this conversation….

“You actually have a lot to offer me. I’m not married to Ambrosia anymore.”

“That’s a pity.”

You muttered before turning and taking the glass of water that Remus was holding out to you.

You actually have a lot to offer me.

You internally snorted at the thought. The only thing that you had to offer him was the heir that sat in the other room happily playing with her blocks. Hell would freeze over before you let the Black family sink their claws into your precious little girl.

Regulus only blinked. He expected your sarcasm to be thrown his way.

“Not really. I didn’t want her anyway.”

You turned.

“Where was that attitude before? I’m sure your mummy is having a fit about her little splendid plan falling apart.”

Regulus frowned.

“I didn’t come to talk about my parents.”

“Well, I don’t know what you want from me, Regulus. You made your feelings quite clear. I loved you. Now you're just a page torn from the story that I’m living.”

Remus, meanwhile, motioned Sirius out of the room. This conversation was becoming a bit more personal than he cared to witness.

Regulus waited until they were out of the room before stepping closer to you.

“I’m sorry that I hurt you. You didn’t deserve to suffer because I didn’t want to upset my parents. If I could go back and do things differently...it would have been you that I married...not her. I love you. I never loved her as I love you. Why the hell do you think that she left me? Ambrosia is a lot of things. Stupid isn’t one of them.”

You raised an eyebrow.

“She knows that you love me...me specifically and not some other girl?”

Regulus nodded. He didn’t let his eyes leave yours.

“Yes. I told her.”

When you started laughing, Regulus felt a bit confused. What was funny about this whole situation? There was nothing funny! Regulus missed the birth of his daughter and broke your heart for no reason yet here you were laughing.

“What’s funny about this?”

He snapped. You had to swallow back another fit of giggles as you turned to see Remus and Sirius watching you looking as baffled as Regulus. Sirius leaned over to Remus and muttered “when a woman starts laughing at you over something stupid that you did that is how you know how fucked you are.” You made a mental note to congratulate him on that comment later before turning back to Regulus.

“What’s funny is all of this bullshit could have been avoided if you would have been a man and stood up to your parents. We wouldn’t have had to go through anything that we would have. Ambrosia wouldn’t be out there wondering what the fuck she did wrong. I must really be crazy because I am sticking up for her ass. By the way, you married a woman named after some kind of fruit salad. At least my name makes sense.”

Regulus crossed his arms over his chest with a scowl.

“Are you done?”

You shook your head. Hell no, you had enough material to make the poor guy listen to for hours. Regulus wasn’t with you when you were going through your own personal hell. He wasn’t there when you had to put your brother and best friend in the ground. When you lost custody of your nephew to a couple of muggle shitheads or when you were in labor for 20+ hours with Regulus’ child. That was Sirius and Remus there. They went through that whole ordeal with you! It was Sirius who did what Regulus was supposed to do when a child was born. Sirius and Remus were the ones walking the floors comforting a colicky Renee at three am when you were so frazzled that you wanted to cry yourself. The keywords here were Sirius and Remus, not Regulus.

“I have a lot of material. You should stick around.”

You replied with a smirk before sitting down on the couch. Regulus was silent for a few moments as he tried to get himself in check. Finally, he couldn’t stand it or remain calm any longer. Expressing his emotions was hard enough but at the moment he wasn’t feeling too shy either.

“Merlin, I fucked up! Fucked up big! What else can I say, Y/n?! I want to be a part of yours and Renee’s life. What about our child? I deserve to be in her life too...if I would have known before I would have been there. As you said, there are telephones and letters. I didn’t get anything that I deserved to get.”

The guilt began to fill your senses again.

“You made it clear that you wanted nothing to do with me. You had your wife and that is where your heart was.”

“I just told you that I didn’t love her. That would have been all the more of a reason for me to walk away.”

Your eyes dropped to his feet.

“You still wouldn’t have left.”

Regulus waited a moment before closing the distance between you. His fingers tilted your face to his.

“I’m here now.”

You stared into his eyes...those beautiful grey-blue eyes that you loved so much.

“Please, love. I’m not going anywhere ever again. You want the lover that you were supposed to have..the father that our daughter should have had from the beginning...I’m right here.”

You put your hand on top of his. Feeling his skin against yours felt more heavenly than you wanted to admit. Regulus’ hand was trembling beneath yours as you pulled away.

“I can’t trust you yet.”

“I’m not a death eater anymore. If that’s what you're scared of too…”

You didn’t turn to face him again.

“I’m not afraid of you being a death eater. I’ve dealt with that since we were 16. I’m afraid of having my heart broken again. That is what I am afraid of.”

You walked out of the room. At the moment, you needed to get some air and fast!

Sirius waited until he heard the front door close before leaning down and scooping Renee up. He smiled down at his little niece.

“Time for you to shine, sweetheart.”

Regulus was still staring at the place where you had been standing when Sirius walked back into the sitting room. The younger brother’s eyes weren’t blinking as he fought the urge to cry. He thought for a brief moment that you would let him kiss you. If he could give you just one kiss...just show you the passion that he still felt...maybe things would be alright? Now he didn’t know where he stood or if you would ever let him back into your life again. As you said, he was just a page torn from the story that you were living.

“You’ll have to give her some time. The last little bit hasn’t been too kind to any of us. We are all afraid to open up to anyone right now.”

Regulus’ head snapped up at his brother’s voice. He froze seeing the little girl in Sirius’ arms. Regulus would have recognized this baby as his from anywhere. She was everything that Regulus could have ever dreamed about.

Sirius smiled down at her.

“She has your eyes and Y/n’s sweet personality...most of the time. You both have dark hair so take that how you want it. Renee, want to say hi to your daddy?”

The little girl looked between her uncle and father before shoving her face in Sirius’ neck. Sirius’ smile faded when Regulus looked down. It didn’t take Sirius being Regulus’ brother to know that the other man was questioning every choice that he had ever made in his life.

“She’s a bit shy at first. Once she warms up to you, you aren’t going to have another quiet moment in your life. She’s finally starting to talk and we are still working on the walking thing. She doesn’t have much desire to learn when someone is always willing to pick her up.”

Renee had slowly turned her attention back to Regulus with a little sly smile.

“See what I mean?”

Sirius said with a smile. He turned his attention to the little stuffed lamb that was laying on the couch.

“Get that toy and bend down.”

Regulus quickly did as he was told as Sirius stepped within arm's length of his brother and knelt down. Sirius gently turned Renee around.

“Sugar, why don’t you go tell your daddy hi and get your little toy?”

Renee focused her attention on Regulus as he held a hand out. She watched him for a few moments before wrapping her hand around his fingers and taking a few shaky steps. Sirius smiled as she made contact with Regulus’ chest. Regulus gently adjusted the baby in his arms before slipping the stuffed lamb into her hands.

“Daddy.”

Renee said with a smile. Regulus leaned down and snuggled his face against her head. Dark curls tickled his nose as the scent of your perfume mixed with baby lotion filled his senses. This was the scent that Regulus didn’t want to forget as long as he lived.

Sirius, meanwhile, sat down with a smile on his face.

“Regulus, I normally wouldn’t say this in front of the baby but if you plan on lea…”

“I’m not leaving.”

Regulus replied, firmly.

“I can’t...not now. I need to talk to Y/n.”

Sirius smiled, sadly. After the last conversation that the two of you shared, it would probably be a good idea for Regulus to wait for you to go to him. Sirius had politely put the sitting room back in order and really didn’t want to risk it being destroyed again. It would only take one good hex or heavy object to really bruise Regulus up.

“Give her some time, Reg. She needs it.”

Regulus nodded before looking back down to his daughter. Her attention was still glued to the stuffed animal that she was now chewing on. He stroked his finger over Renee's cheek with a soft smile. If he had to wait for you it would be worth it. Patience wasn’t something that Regulus didn’t have much of but maybe it was time to develop a new skill.

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