Wiggog Y’Wrath is Coming to Town
[The "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" melody played ominously in minor key.]
You better watch out; look me in the eye
You better watch out and I’m telling you why
Wiggog Y’Wrath is coming to town
He’s made a new toy, it’s on the shelves now
He’ll say you must have it and not to care how
Wiggog Y’Wrath is coming to town
He’s always watching, scheming
He knows what you desire
He’ll lead you from the frying pan
And straight into the fire
Don’t go to the store, just stay safe inside
‘Cause we cannot run, so we better hide
Wiggog Y’Wrath is coming to town
He only wants blood, to hurt and destroy
No matter how much he promises joy
Wiggog Y’Wrath is coming to town
He’s basically Cthulhu
To him we’re pests or prey
He’ll bring about the end times
If he’s born on Christmas Day
(increasingly fatigued) Though your job is a grind and you've had a rough year
And he's telling you everything you want to hear
We're in for it if he gets to town
The army said so, and of course we can trust
That their blame is correct and not mad and unjust
(spoken, aside) I'm sorry, President Goodman hasn't passed any effective gun laws, but he’s worried about a toy? America is so broken.
Wiggog Y’Wrath is coming to town
Yes, there's ongoinging inflation
And you're right up to your head
In stress, doubt and frustration
And existential dread
And there's just a month till Christmas
So you deserve one small nice thing
'Cause you can't change the whole system
And he's actually quite cute
And... fuck it!
[The music stops abruptly. Multiple voices shouting and the sounds of a desperate, disorganized scuffle, escalating over of a small metal item rattling as it's quickly moved, a lock clicking several times, a heavy metal door opening and cardboard being ripped apart. Alarm sirens blare.]
He's mine! You can't touch him! Let go!
[More violence and yelps of pain, the other people's tones shifting from panicked and pleading to as angry and hateful as the singer's. Running footsteps and rapid breathing until the other voices and sirens fade away. The breathing calms. The music suddenly returns, now in cheerful major key.]
Just steal and fight and make people cry
It's really alright and I'm telling you why
Wiggog Y’Wrath is comin' to town
He's making a list of his fwendy-wends
Who he's gonna spare when our puny world ends
Wiggog Y’Wrath is comin' to town
Wiggog Y’Wrath is comin' to town
Wiggog Y’Wrath is comin' to town!
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Batman/ Santa Claus: Silent Night #4 Preview
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Batman/ Santa Claus: Silent Night #4 Preview: It’s a Christmas Night Fight: The search for a stolen child leads to Santa versus Krampus in the final, climactic battle for the soul of Christmas! The Justice League are stretched thin battling the mightiest monsters of the ages when the true menace is revealed!
Written by JEFF PARKER
Art by MICHELE BANDINI
Cover by DAN MORA
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