#satirical rpf

[lennie4everz]

RIKEY SWEEP

[hislittleraincloud]

The one person you reblogged that was like “and the jercy tag 🤮” writes jemma fanfic so they really have no room to talk lmao

Ah, you're right.

But "Jemma" is dead now, so we can at least take solace in that much. Remember, Ortega said herself that Emma is super smart...so y'all should listen to her when she says

I wonder if these people know why RPF is generally frowned upon. It's clear that the bulk of those consistently pumping out self-insert RPF of Ortega don't understand that they're objectifying her. Fictional people are already "objects"; they don't exist beyond their fictional media. They can't be "objectified" in that sense.

But Jenna herself is a real person, and using her in your fantasies is literally objectification. The impact on her as a person via this crap can be harmful, seeing that anyone who actually knows her IRL (friends, family) could be exposed to it, could be bothered by it, could be offended by it.

I think this is a decent (short) piece about the Ethics of RPF:

https://www.michigandaily.com/opinion/columns/the-ethics-of-real-person-fiction/

Y'all kids should read that, as a start.

[blusical]

hey friendly reminder: you can enjoy reading/writing sports rpf without shaming those that don't like rpf (and vise versa for that matter!) 🥰🥰🥰

[juhanis-litterbox]

Imagine: biden tenderly caring for Trump's wounds and fussing over him as trump pretends like he is annoyed and doesnt need it.

[waterparksdrama]

i don’t get the problem with the travis thing…like my friends and i have written fanfic about each other as a joke??? who cares

lemme put it this way have you written 20k of fanfic that's supposed to be a joke about your friends that also borders on delving into your friends' personal stuff a lot and was intended to keep going with said stuff - iz

[overc00ked]

Based on that photoshoot they had at a cafe in like 2016 or whatever

[freytful]

i feel genuinely bad for my cooler mutuals who gotta follow a "wait was good omens 2 Odd on purpose" truther. like genuinely. How did this happen to me.

[playingonedchess]

did i not post the picture i took of the famous politician yaoi rpf

[brieforsomething]

Y/N on top

Y/n woke up to the noon day sun on her face. Sat upright on her California king bed, she reach up to run her fingers through her mousy brown hair only to find it still rock hard with hair spray and gel. Good to know her flapper curls held up at least.

The roaring 20's party last night was certainly the most tasteful of all y/n's birthweek ragers. In no way did that undermine it also having been the most most expensive. All the invites were lined with gold and the Olympic sized infinity pool was literally filled with champagne. That's might have been how y/n got so drunk, either way she couldn't damn well remember.

Making her way to the ensuite there was a knock on the door. Before y/n could answer, the door flew open and her mother enters unprompted.

"I have something extra special for your birthday today, sweetheart," mom says, "I honestly didn't even expect the deal to go through but let's just say a certain Simon ran out of drug money or something and really needed the cash."

"Okay mom, spit it out what did you buy this year?"

"No! I put alot of effort buying this present least you could do is clean up and come downstairs to unwrap it personally."

"Whatever, mommy, just give me a few minutes then. I'm still eepy."

"You'll wake up once you see what I got you! I think you're really going to like it this time."

"Sure, mom, you always say that," y/n smiles. Mom has good intentions but as far as buying presents go they've never really helped.

A hot shower later the hair spray is mostly gone. Getting ready involved wrapping her wet hair in the bath towel and putting on some clean silk pajamas.

Dispite the situation with her presents every hear, y/n always enjoyed the day of her birthday. It was always refreshing after a week of parties - not that she didn't enjoy those parties but even she can agree a week gets a little excessive.

Usually the actual birthday was a slow day. Wake up, open presents, pancakes, examine presents, family dinner. Y/n had some high expectations going down the stairs. Last year for her 16th she obviously got a car, however a range rover not the g-wagon like she literally mentioned she wanted. Whatever its nice to have an extra car for decals and stuff. The year before that was a new puppy to replace Aliviyah who had passed away the year before - may her little doggy soul rest in peace. What mother should have known is that there wasn't room in her heart for another dog just yet, she was still grieving her beloved Aliviyah. They ended up sending the mutt back to the breaders. Maybe a cat would make a better companion for now. Heck maybe that's the present, hopefully a siamese.

Making her way down the stairs y/n paused in shock as she caught sight of her birthday present

"Surprise!," mother exclaims, "We bought you One Direction!"

Shockingly, there they were squished together on one couch while y/n's parents sat on the other, all wrapped up with the same ribbon that came with the Range Rover. A quick head count, you realise a problem.

"Mommy you forgot, Zayn!"

[thealogie]

Can you please elaborate on the Stephen Colbert RPF thing. This is a judgment free zone I’m just deathly curious

Ah yes well you see Stephen Colbert used to play a parody of a Fox News pundit on a show called The Colbert Report (American news satire program popular in the late 00s/early 10s). The character was explicitly a closeted gay man who was driven to conservatism due to his own insecurity/internalized homophobia. He had a homoerotic relationship with Jon Stewart whom he pretended to hate but had several romantic moments with.

When their shows ended they wrote a soft epilogue for their fictionalized selves where they retire to a cabin in the woods together and it’s implied they’re married now. The most beautiful self-written rpf of all time.

It was a beautiful slow burn self-written rpf that unfolded over, like, 10 years they worked together? It started as a joke but ended up being a genuine canon part of the fictionalized Stephen Colbert? I’m not joking.

[wetchickenbreast]

the thing about mangoball is that it has an honest to god truly unique sense of humor pulled from online stan culture and amplified to extreme camp. and i mean this one hundred percent seriously: it’s a genuine masterpiece. genre defining. it should go down in history as one of the most important pieces of fan content ever created. the way it is such a perfect reflection of 2021 mcyttwt. an incredible satire of rpf and the way fans ignore the complexities of a cc’s humanity in favor of casting them into fandomized versions of who they are. and above all it’s fucking funny. like dear lord it’s so funny

[gaysie]

discourse from the iwtv universe: am i the only one who thinks it’s kind of insane that old journalist guy was able to publish his weird lestat-is-an-abusive-vampire RPF without even changing the name? like lestat is a real person. just because he’s a rockstar doesn’t mean his feelings can’t get hurt. and he’s clearly trying to satirize the vamp!Lestat AUs in the fandom which are obviously meant to stay INSIDE the community and shouldn’t be brought to the band’s attention bc they are REAL PEOPLE!!! this is just another example of how the patriarchy hates anything with a primarily young female fanbase and it makes me sick. so if you’re reading that trash tag your iwtv content because i WILL be blocking. 💋anyway stream come to me

[bronzetomatoes]

No it's actually wild that "this has GOT to be the exact same emotional mental and physical feeling as getting eaten alive limb by limb" is not a commonly quoted meme by anyone other than the people who've read a satire dsmp rpf crackfic. The masses would go crazy over this

[fanby-fckry]

Who’s Who of Voxblr:

Voxblr Blogs:

🐺 666--vortex: Vortex

🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz: Angel Dust

🍸 bar-cat75: Husk

💀 be-gay-do-crym: Crymini

💥 blitz-the-o-is-silent: Blitzo (formerly blitzorodeo)

🍒 bomb-bitching-babe: Cherri Bomb

🎀 charlies-angel: Vaggie (formerly moth-gf)

👓 creepz0: Burnie Burnz A.K.A. Creepzo

👯‍♀️ glitz-n-glam: Glitz and Glam (shared account)

🌈 hells-disney-princess: Charlie Morningstar

🐸 jest-fizzarolli: Fizzarolli

🍎 luci-goosey-666: Lucifer Morningstar

🌕 m00nlight-h0wling: Loona

🧪 mad-scienfish: Baxter

💰 million-dollar-mammon: Mammon

❤️ moth-pimp: Valentino

🪡 niffty-lady: Niffty

💙 ozzie-king-of-lust: Ozzie A.K.A. Asmodeus

🐝 queen-bee-lzebub: Queen Bee A.K.A. Beelzebub

🧁 rad-velvette-cakes: Velvette

📻 real-radio-demon: Alastor parody account; nobody knows who runs this account

🩸 simply-moxxie: Moxxie

🤠 strike-out: Striker

📺 voxblr4k: Vox

🐍 x-hiss-lord-x: Sir Pentious (Inactive, but not deactivated)

🫀 xoxo-millie: Millie

Relationships:

Alastor and Vox are rivals; Vox has a one-sided lust/crush/obsession

Angel Dust has feelings for Husk and is trying to work up the courage to tell him

Charlie and Vaggie are dating (like they are in canon).

Fizzarolli and Ozzie are dating (like they are in canon).

Millie and Moxxie are married (like they are in canon).

Loona, Queen Bee, and Vortex are a polycule

Valentino and Vox are dating (like they are in canon).

What’s What of Voxblr:

Ongoing Plots:

Fandom:

Like Tumblr, Voxblr has a large fandom culture. One of the most relevant fandoms is in-universe RPF, where Hellaverse characters engage in discourse, create fanworks, and ship each other.

Popular ships include Fizzarozzie (canon), and Radiostatic (enemies to lovers, not canon).

Niffty is a BNF fic author who specializes in RPF. Husk is her beta reader.

Radiostatic Rivalry:

Despite Alastor not having an official presence on Voxblr, his rivalry with Vox is alive and well. Vox often engages in Tumblr-style PVP with the Alastor parody account, @.real-radio-demon , and complains about Alastor’s popularity on the site.

The other Vees – especially Velvette – tease Vox over his rivalry/obsession with Alastor, often referencing its one-sided sexual nature.

real-radio-demon:

@.real-radio-demon is an Alastor parody account that popped up shortly after Velvette sent Vox a post from Niffty about enemies to lovers ships.

Nobody knows who runs the @.real-radio-demon account, with suspects ranging from Velvette to Niffty to Alastor, himself. Vox suspects the former, due to when the account appeared, but everyone seems to have their own take on the matter.

Hellaverse characters and IRL viewers alike are kept guessing by this account, which seems to have an uncanny amount of relevant information on Alastor and is simultaneously both in and out of character in its posts.

Vox can’t suspend the account because Queen Bee and Loona are fans and Vox knows better than to pick a fight with a Deadly Sin.

Voxblr Discourse:

Like Tumblr discourse, Voxblr discourse is, um… Well, it sure is something! Voxblr discourse is full of black and white thinking, parasocial hate, largely meaningless buzzwords, out of context drama, and a tendency to miss the point.

Niffty and Alastor are canceled. Radiohusk is problematic. Fizzaroli has antis. And of course, all discourse bloggers piss on the poor.

Obviously this is satire.

The discourse blog usually featured in my fake dash posts is @.creepz0 , run by Burnie Burnz A.K.A. Creepzo.

Websites and Brand Names:

.hell = general domain similar to .com or .org

.sin = domain name for websites owned by Deadly Sins

.vox = domain for all Voxtek websites

Archive of Our Souls = Archive of Our Own; free market fanfiction site not affiliated with Voxtek

AOOS = AO3; acronym for Archive of Our Souls

IHHOP (International Hell House of Pancakes) = IHOP (International House of Pancakes)

Sinstagram = Instagram

Voxblr = Tumblr; owned by Voxtek

Voxflix = Netflix; owned by Voxtek

Voxify = Spotify; owned by Voxtek

VoxTube = YouTube; owned by Voxtek

VoxTV = an entertainment TV channel with no direct parallel; owned by Voxtek

WcDonnalds = McDonnalds

[suenitos]

I really don't know what mangoball is, I tried googleing it, and now I'm more confused

please tell me

Cheater Cheater was a social media alternate universe fanfiction written by user mangobaII (mangoba two uppercase i's) on twitter.com published in late November 2021 primarily following the popular M/M RPF ship dreamnotfound comprised of popular Minecraft Youtubers Dream and GeorgeNotFound. Also featured were their friends and common collaborators Sapnap, BadBoyHalo, and musicians Wilbur Soot and Corpse among others. Its basic plot structure follows the whirlwind romance of college students Dream and George after Sapnap cheats on George with Dream, and the journey in proving their love to each other despite many internal and external obstacles. With its loveable cast of characters, romantic and chaotic subplots, and its biting satire of common portrayals of the people featured in similar fanfics, Cheater Cheater became an instant cult classic during the time it was updated. Contrary to popular belief, neither the au nor the twitter user are named "mangoball", yet both became commonly associated with this misspelling of the username, ultimately renaming the fanfiction. Despite speculation during its release, little is known about the writer or their place in the Dream Team or general Minecraft Youtuber fandom. As a crack fic, Cheater Cheater showcased extreme absurdism and exaggeration in how it represented its characters, plot, and use of social media, yet remained tasteful in its use of humor and self awareness of its own outrageousness. Due to this, and the lack of social media AUs in the Minecraft Youtuber fandom, many consider this to be the best dnf social media AU of all time. With its positive critical reception, a holiday special was published in December 2021 following the returning cast along with new additions in a whodunnit mystery format, titled Cheater Cheater Christmas Special: A Mangoballed Christmas!. Though an interpersonal schism now exists between the fan communities of content creators represented in the fanfiction, the "Mangoball" AU itself is still beloved and remembered by many fans of the fanfiction years later as an iconic fanwork and fondly revisted and referenced as a timeless classic following the wacky adventures and dramas of the fictional cast.

[thefanficmonster]

*crawls in *

Please more of any moist cr1tikal content *coughs up lint *

I'm starved

(Seriously tho he isn't appreciated in the fics section here on tumblr but you do that statement justice)

Luv ur fics too but I need more *leaves 2 pennies and a marshmallow and crawls away*

Oh no hun, I can't have you starving like that! Here, let me cook something up for you 👩‍🍳 Hope you enjoy 💕

Pairing: Moist Cr1tikal (Charlie) x Reader (Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Swearing

Genre: Fluff, Humor, RPF (Real Person Fic)

A frenemies-to-lovers arc with Charlie would include:

Playful jabs....a lot of them

Whether directed at each other's content or the other as a person

Middle school level insults flying between the two in a friendly fire when they are playing a game together

Savage roasts on the regular

On stream, in each other's comment sections all over social media etc.

Light-hearted satirical claims of copying and plagiarism

Holding back laughter at jokes he drops you actually want to burst out laughing at

Biting his lip to not compliment you when you show up for a stream in cosplay

"Careful, Charlie. Lame dad jokes are becoming your brand."

"Your cloak is the wrong shade of green."

And then the obligatory:

"Fuck you, Y/N."

"Fuck off, Charlie!"

So we're just gonna ignore the googly eyes?

And all this ✨tension✨?

Alright fine, I guess we will