#scoop headcanon

[nomaejie]

Carly has severe astigmatism, so without glasses, she can't see anything. That's why she wears glasses even when she takes a shower. Jack finds it super annoying because every now and then steam will collect on the glass. So he offered to bathe for her. At first, Carly was very annoyed because every time she took a shower, Jack applied a billion different types body showers and shampoos. Carly just wanted to take a shower and go out to work. But Jack insisted that "I have to give you a good bath first". After a while, Carly also got used to it and considered it as a way to relax after a long day of hard work. Jack doesn't admit it, but loves the feeling of taking care his lover.

Carly also tried to bathe Jack once but was too clumsy, almost tripped and fell on her face, so Jack absolutely didn't let her walk around in the bathroom by herself.

[superbat-love]

Clark: Can you please just hold still? Do you want to bleed all over the restroom?

Bruce: Are you sure you know what you’re doing?

Clark: Trust me, I’ve seen Alfred bandage you enough times to know how to do it with my eyes closed. Seriously Bruce, I can’t believe you! Were you really going to silently sit through the meeting while you’re bleeding out from your ripped stitches?

Bruce: Ugh, spare me the lecture and just help me. We need to get back to the meeting soon. I don’t need to give your boss any more reason to give me dirty looks across the room.

Clark: That’s just Perry’s default expression.

The door to the restroom opens and someone steps in. Bruce immediately yanks Clark in close to block his injuries from view. Clark slams his hands on either side of him with a grunt, careful not to crush him.

Jimmy: Clark? [stares at the half-dressed Bruce underneath him] Mr Wayne??

Clark: J-Jimmy!

Bruce: [angrily whispering to Clark] You forgot to lock the door didn’t you? Get rid of him. Now.

Clark: Jimmy, this is not what it looks like! Me and Mr Wayne uhh… We’re just uhh…

Bruce: [Moans when Clark accidentally brushes against his wound]

Jimmy: Umm…

Clark: [whispering] Sorry!

Bruce: Hi Jimmy~ Care to join the fun?

Jimmy: N-No! Sorry to interrupt you guys! I-I mean, I don’t think I need to use the restroom after all. See you around, bye! [flees the restroom]

[batty4steddie]

Steve Harrington friend of (children) Dustin Henderson & Robin Buckley. Stranger Things 3

[mixsethaddams]

You expect me to believe that Eddie Munson, freak of Hawkins High, heard that King Steve himself was selling ice cream in a dumb little sailor costume, and didn’t go to see for himself? Steve’s fall from grace would have been the only news worth knowing for the other students, especially the ones that were without doubt in the firing line of the rich kids and jocks.

But if Eddie turned up at Scoops Ahoy one day with the full intention of making fun of him, only to turn around at the door as soon as he caught sight of the shorts because god damn, then thats his own business.

[internet-rat]

Illumi x wife!reader

Just a bit of fluff because my scary boy needs some love

No warnings~

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You had been sleeping when you felt silky hair graze your cheek. You opened your eyes and saw the pale figure stare down at you with his large dark eyes. To anyone else it would seem like a scene from a horror movie. A pale being with long dark hair hovering over someone who was sleeping. But you smiled, because you knew your husband was home from a contract. You reach your hand up and stroke his soft cheek.

Illumi's large, unblinking eyes continued to bore into yours, yet no hint of malice or aggression tainted his gaze. It was almost as if he could see into the very depths of your soul, understanding every nuance of your being. His stoic visage didn't change at your touch, yet the slightest softening around his eyes might indicate that he welcomed it, appreciated it even.

"Missed me?" Illumi's voice was a quiet murmur, the words a velvet whisper against the silent backdrop of the night. It was difficult to tell if the question was rhetorical or if he was genuinely curious about your feelings.

His hand, slender and almost ghostly pale, reached up to where your hand caressed his cheek. His fingertips brushed against yours, a surprisingly gentle touch from someone so skilled in the art of killing. He seemed to contemplate your hand for a moment before bringing it to his lips, pressing a chill kiss to the back of your palm, his eyes never leaving yours.

His soft kiss sends the good kind of chills through your body. He was strange, your husband. It was like he was more like a creature than a human. He was the kind of person who would dig a hole in the ground to sleep in if he needed rest on a mission. He could use his needles to turn people into puppets, and he could use needles to transform his appearance too. He was unnerving and uncanny, but you loved him for it.

"Of course I missed you... I always do when you are gone," you softly reply. It was the truth too. You did always miss him.

"I see," Illumi responded, his voice maintaining that same monotone yet carrying an almost unseen layer of warmth within its timbre. The idea that you missed him seemed to lodge itself in his mind, a concept both foreign and intriguing.

He slowly withdrew his hand from yours, his touch lingering like a ghost as he moved. Then, with movements that were methodical and deliberate, he allowed his long body to hover just above yours as if he was cautious not to disturb you more than he already had.

His inky black hair, a stark contrast to the softness of the pillow and the pale moonlight spilling into the room, fanned out as he lowered his head closer to yours. "When I am gone, do you think of me?" he questioned, the pupils of his eyes swallowing the irises, making them seem like endless pits of curiosity.

As he asked the question, his hand moved to rest against your cheek, almost as though he was memorizing the feel of your skin against his own. His closeness was both intimidating and intimate, a duality that only Illumi could embody so perfectly. "Because when I am away, completing contracts... I think of this. Of returning to you." The notion seemed to please him, a sliver of satisfaction hidden beneath layers of his enigmatic facade.

His gaze remained locked with yours, as if trying to see beyond the physical, to understand the essence of the emotion you had expressed. It was a silent exchange, one where words were cumbersome compared to the volumes spoken in the silence.

You could not help but to blush and smile at how sweet he was being. "I think of you all the time when you are away, and when you return to me it makes me so very happy," you reply earnestly.

The faintest trace of a smile seemed to threaten the corners of Illumi's stoic mouth at your words, though it never fully manifested. His expression remained an almost impassive mask, yet there was a subtle change in his eyes – the black pools that might have been cold in another context now appeared deep and contemplative, as if your happiness had become a puzzle he yearned to solve.

"Happy..." he echoed your word, as if tasting it on his lips, considering its meaning. His hand shifted, the long fingers threading through your blonde locks, a faint sense of wonder lacing his movements as he explored the silky texture of your hair. "Your happiness is... important. I understand that now."

He leaned in closer, his face hovering just inches from yours, the cool breath from his words brushing against your skin. "I will continue to return to you. Each mission, each assignment... they are but interludes. You are where my path concludes."

Illumi's gaze bore into yours, and for a fleeting moment, it seemed as though he was peeling back the layers of his calculated exterior to reveal a glimpse of something raw, something undeniably human. "I am not skilled in expressiveness, but know that your presence... it anchors me."

And with that rare admission, Illumi's lips found your forehead in a tender kiss, an action devoid of any nefarious intent, simple yet profound in its sincerity. It was clear that, in his own way, the assassin who could manipulate others so easily was, in turn, wholly affected by your mere existence.

[skyblueartt]

idk what compelled me to draw this LMAO Henry knows EXACTLY what he’s saying

[infinite-orangepeel]

god made them sisters bc their anxious attachment styles and mutual fear of abandonment couldn’t handle them as friends <3

[strawberryspence]

I fucking love the idea that when Eddie and Steve start dating they both get shovel talks from multiple people.

Steve is nervous to get one from Wayne but then when it finally happens, Wayne is chill about the whole thing. He just tells Steve to take care of Eddie and to never hurt him. What Steve realizes is he should've been more nervous about Eddie's Hellfire friends. Gareth, Jeff and Paul (I named the unknown dude Paul) sit him down in a dark room with candles and it looks like an actual satanic cult. They go in heavy detail about how they would hurt him if this was all a joke and if he was only playing with Eddie. Steve also gets one from Dustin, but it's only a formality and Dustin promised him that Eddie got the same one.

Eddie did get the same talk from Dustin. It's all, "if you hurt my brother, I will ask El to open a portal to the Upside Down and I will kick you into it." Eddie actually found it endearing. Eddie expected getting one from Robin and thought that would be the worst. (It wasn't) But Robin was actually the nicest and just told him that if he did hurt Steve, none of them needed to do anything because that would be the biggest mistake he'll do and he'll never be able to forgive himself for it. Eddie also surprisingly gets one from Nancy. She just tells him to please take care of him and to not hurt him, not when she's got some new guns in her room. The actual worst shovel talk was with Erica. Eddie would shiver when he remembers what they talked about and won't ever tell anyone or Steve what they talked about.

[inthewychelm]

ive been thinking about hard of hearing steve, who started losing his hearing after starcourt, the scoops troops are the first to find out because of how attached they are, robin erica and dustin all insist on steve learning to sign but he's insecure about learning a new language so they slowly learn and start teaching him

after vecna, eddie gets adopted to their little group and starts picking up on the signs and learning on his own, still struggles to hold a conversation, esp with the likes of robin or dustin, but he atleast knows simple words and phrases enough to communicate, eddie also gets into the habit of signing ILY to steve before he leaves, except steve rarely studies asl on his own most of what he remembers is from robin/erica/dustin, who never thought to teach him that specific sign, so steve just thinks eddie is just being a metalhead throwing up a 'rock on' gesture, hes still absolutely endeared by eddie doing this but he doesn't realize that eddie saying he loves him everyday, what follows is a ridiculous amount of pining where only steve doesn't know because everyone else know what that sign means, he only finds out because after gossiping with robin(who has tried to tell steve that its reciprocated) about eddie, erica interupts their convo by telling steve that eddie tells him he loves steve everyday (that clown is so obviously in love with you, how are you still pining? you're supposed to be a expert, steve?)

(edit 07/23: this fic is now on ao3)

[meekusleekus]

"Hi Pyro- oh! Yeah... it's good to see you too!"

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More of these silly goobers :)

[nomaejie]

I want Arc-V Jack meets Carly And Carly now fully accepts Arc-v Jack is not her Jack but still Jack.

Arc-V Jack: That ungrateful bastard??!!!! How can I treat you like that?? No I'm definitely not him. I will not treat someone who is grateful to me like that!!!

Carly: Oh no I don't expect him to repay me or anything. I just hope he's happ-

Arc-V Jack: And that's why he's an asshole A King can't be so rude to good person like you!!!!!!

Then Jack rushes to poppo time, ignoring problems like twisted timeline, can't back to his world,etc. Has a talk with his another version are more important!!

Then, after a lot of fights and quarrels happened. Arc-V Jack gradually realizes an even worse truth This ungrateful blonde's dirty secret.

He likes Carly.

Arc-V Jack has a headache.

Well, they fight again but somehow reach a common conclusion in the end. Arc-V Jack let him solve the problem himself. Before Arc-V Jack came back home, he gave Jack a burning glare, then, gave Carly a kiss on the head and left.

[plistommy]

Just cried a little about Steve’s and Dustin’s friendship and how it’s so well written and beautiful. The two least expected people teaming up with each other and it develops into a friendship, or a brotherly bond even as they get to know each other.

The scene where Steve shields Dustin with his body when the demodogs are running at them or Dustin’s ”If you die, I die” speech are just, so important to me.

I love them with my whole heart and I really really hope they get to have their happy ending that they so desperately deserve. <3

[thedelicatearcher]

peeta proposed to katniss on a boat in the lake, and when she said yes, they both started to cry and jump excitedly, then the boat turned over

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

XD XD sudden silly headcanon that charlie's past relationship didn't work out bc the height difference wasn't good enough and she didn't feeeeel the right amounts of either getting shown off while carried or ridiculous pride while carrying him XD... charlie right before calling it off, squinting up the portraits of her mom and dad back when they were blissfully in love... going "Hmmm" as she compares THAT to her current relationship and being all

"well i could ask some hard hitting questions about the emotional side of my relationship and if im ok being with someone who doesn't share my passion for caring about and helping sinners- OR, i could focus on the OBVIOUS thing here! HEIGHT DIFFERENCES"

she pulls out her phone to stare gloomily at the comparatively underwhelming difference between her and bf "This just doesn't LOOK right! no wonder it feels like im missing something..."

then she finds a small dumpster lady and picks up the tiny injured Vaggie and is like?? OwO!!! Why Do I Suddenly Feel Like Dating Her?

(more than she already was anyway)

[skyblueartt]

@glitch-1983 wait here's another late night quick doodle of the guy, but he's sad this time wahhh lmao :(

[infinite-orangepeel]