#sentient toaster

[pacakehatfiasco]

Prompt: Tony Stark (Iron Man/Avengers movies) makes a sentient toaster. Said sentient toaster meets various Transformers (Transformers cartoon/movie series).

Optional: the "Are you my mother? game, Soundwave thinking the toaster is one of his cassettes, Starscream (the once politician, now second in command, still super ambitious) and Loki have a heart to heart, Tony Stark explaining to a confused Optimus that he's neither a Transformer nor a Decepticon, Tony Stark: Transformers mechanic, Tony Stark: Creator of baby Allspark, Tony Stark: machine dad/mom, Bumblebee and Dummy and Co. becoming besties, the Hulk challenges the Transformers to armwrestling, Bruce is like "wtf is my life but this is very interesting science stuff", the sentient toaster gets a roomba sibling and they go on Stark Tower Excursions, the roomba mysteriously keeps finding clint while he is in the ductwork and follows him, the toaster and roomba getting named by Tony/Peter/Harley/Clint, Harley and Peter nerd out over all of it, Aunt May is not amused but secretly is and deadpans it.

[8um8le]

Wait wait wait. Was 8ot taken over by a virus? Is 8ot a virus?

Yup 8ot is a virus, the whole reason he was scrapped in the first place is cuz he was meant to be a simple task robot (like an automated toaster or vacuum) so he was deemed a bricked device and was thrown out. He wasn’t just a simple bug either, but a virus strong enough to completely take over the mannequin and control it for itself.

He’s a virus that takes, took over that mannequin, took the face from the one he cared about so much, takes others organs and circuits to gain profit, he’s a mess to say the least :pp

[kiingkiismet]

I’m undergoing ultrakill and v4v/gabriel brainrot

I’m taking everyone down with me

[angeliteonfridgeduty]

recently i have gained a slight obsession with drawing worker drones as toasters

yes

yes it's that bad

i have one more. two more in fact but i handed one over to a friend before i took photographic evidence of the fact that it exists so uhh. yeah

yes it in fact did originate from that one J quote

[toaster-boi]

NEW TEASER, ANALYSIS TIME

so, first off, oil stain outside the elevator. to be expected, not much i can extrapolate from that

that's. uh. th-that's a male Disassembly Drone...corpse? how is it fucking dead??? why is N fine after having his head blown off twice, and what managed to kill this one??? WHY ARE THERE (by counting the glowing nanite stingers) FUCKING SEVEN OF THEM?!?!?!? i thought they could only die if the core was destroyed, like with Eldritch J?

(good anatomy material for the fanartists, tho!)

lots to work with here, body count is now eleven, and it's a JCJensen office. "DON'T LOOK DOWN" on the wall behind the desk, and...what looks to be a few inches of standing oil completely covering the floor.

why is the computer on why does it still work WHY DOES IT STILL WORK WHY DOES IT STILL WORK

also what the FUCK is making baby noises???????

those outfits look like the dresses Nori and Yeva were wearing in the Camp 98.7 photos, and the white strips of...fabric? bandages? are probably (formerly) the hand wraps both of them had. also, we haven't seen that loading symbol on drones before. are they buffering? rebooting? updating?

yooo more biomechanical body horror

i checked, no movement on the still-functioning cameras, but...why the hell are there so many severed limbs in the security room, how many drones does it take to watch a few screens lmao

oh. oh that's why there were so many limbs, the security room was integrated into a surgery ward. surely nothing bad happened here :)

also, i can't for the life of me figure out who that laughter is coming from. it kinda sounds like Uzi? but also could be V? definitely not Doll, J, or Tessa tho

can't make out what's written on the box either

oh so a hole opened up in the roof between the core collapse and now, probably just structural decay, right? right???

ah, so that's where the teaser image comes from.

this episode could go all sorts of places. first of all THERE ARE DISASSEMBLY DRONES ON COPPER NINE IN A SITUATION WHERE THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN BUILT THERE, NOT SENT THERE

second, they're DEAD. not from natural causes, either, if the fact that they're covered in oil and missing their heads gives us any clues

plus, the surgery ward and raptor...thing...hint even more towards the biomechanical nature of at least the DDs, maybe also the Workers, but that's not as clear-cut when the Solver has been the only cyborg-making entity so far.

mark your calendars, people, cause this ought to be a good one.

[death-limes]

my new friend finally gave me a reason to get interested in star wars

not 15 minutes later i was looking up general grievous x reader on ao3

[dapperceature]

Saw a wooden hand model in a craft store a few months ago and because of that I realized for a robot hand to be able to spread it's fingers apart and have full mobility the palm can't be a solid block and would have to resemble human joints

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

MY GIANT SENTIENT TOASTER! BAD ECLIPSE!

[smirk-mode]

Lister: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!! Cat: Bud- Cat: It was an ant!

[painonthebrain]

oh yeah i forgot to post about drawing flint

[objectobsession]

The Brave Little Toaster franchise > MOST CHARACTERS

Following up, is the franchise of The Brave Little Toaster! The franchise's first movie along with the first Cars movie (and later on the second) made my childhood! I will forever love this movie with all my heart and soul. Those dear memories are sure worth cherishing.

Once again, I do not intend to list and put picture of all those (to the "sentient object" characteristic qualified) characters, because that would be too many. And I neither will I do that for upcoming media on this list whenever they get to obtain the "many/most/all" tag.

On to the subject of matter, this franchise consists of three movies:

Movie: The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

Movie: The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue (1997)

Movie: The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars (1998)

[peasthedumb]

Visual representation of my brain when nightmare

[primeministerofantarctica]

did the lego movies have a toy story effect on anyone else. somehow the concept of "yes they do actually think and move (somewhat) on their own but we don't notice because we're like eldritch gods that can't comprehend them" is much more believable than "they can think and move on their own but somehow none of the humans pick up on it and their dedication to the bit doesn't really make sense as anything more than audience whimsy"

[spotsupstuff]

Do you have any thoughts on rw downpour? Fav slugcat of the new guys?

i havent seen anything of it yeeeeeeeeeeeet, i have it bought n all n am plannin to hopefully play thru the stuff with sister but im ravin too hard in the transformers fandom rn, brain doesnt wanna do anythin else

[angeliteonfridgeduty]

hey remember anya that one silly idiot i drew like once well i decided i hated that specific drawing of her so much that i drew anya again this friday

and then i did it again

and thEN I DID IT AGAIN

yes ive recently decided to change the way i draw drone heads. personally i think it looks infinitely better

[toaster-boi]

the more i watch Murder Drones, the more the Disassembly Drones' designs make practical sense, especially the weapons.

of the six (seven counting the nanite stinger) weapons the DDs have at their disposal, only two are actually suited to taking out large numbers of defenseless workers: the beam cutter and missile launcher. however, their on-demand arsenal starts to make more sense if you think of it less as a crowd-clearing method, and more as a hard counter to Zombie Drones.

three different types of melee cutting weapons (claws, swords, chainsaws) for temporarily dismembering, allowing a DD to properly neutralize the Solver-infected core. one ranged cutting weapon (beam cutters) in case the target is outside of Rip And Tearing range. two projectile weapons (submachine guns and missile launchers) for mobile targets that might be able to dodge the other weapons.

and finally, the nanite stinger, which burns faster than Solver-infected drones can regenerate, and is likely the most effective for disabling cores, since it closely resembles the Disassembler machine's spear from the VHS tape in Home.

on top of that, almost all of the DD's biggest weakpoints (legs, wings) are heavily reinforced, but light enough for the drones to remain hyper-mobile.

and considering that it was nanite acid that (for the most part) killed Nori, it lends into the theory that she went full Zombie Drone.