#she messaged 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[lauryn-order]

I’m going to go to jail for murdering my best friend.

[godnectar]

first of all– have you told your mom to shush for a sec? bc it's your gf yk 💀😭 also,,, what do you even mean "she's just attached" + "a mother thing"?? ofc not bub 😮‍💨🔫

She would cry if I said that. If I had taken my gf's side, she'd cry and say I don't love her and other stuff. I don't feel like listening to her cry so I don't say nothin

I mean attached because she loves to be involved with us all the time, she has attachment issues after my dad divorced her like three years ago (they got married to each other again) sometimes she sleeps in our beds when my dad ignores her. She always likes to hang out with us when we're with our friends. She's a very lonley person.

Also my Grammar is shit, holy crap.

I asked other moms if they're attached to their children and moat of them said they love being around their kids and feel sad when separated. So I labeled it as "a mother thing"

🏴‍☠️ anon

are we blind or just choosing not to see the problem???? 🤨🤨 like– even if your mama has attachment issues, marriage/divorce issues, or just loneliness issues,,,, it's still def not healthy or just right to be so much on your kids 😭

and one thing is to love being around your children, and another one is to be around them 24/7 while hating on their partners 💀

one thing is a mother who treats her son like a boyfriend (which is still disgusting asf) and ANOTHER WHOLE ASS THING– is to make suggestive eye contact while riding a bull or eating hotdogs 😃🔫

[hurts2think]

🏴‍☠️Young!James Hook x Reader Secret Dating Headcanons🏴‍☠️

Reader pronouns: Non specified

Pairing: Young!James Hook x GN! Reader

Plot: Headcanons for if you guys were in a secret relationship!

Extra: 2 posts today? Crazy. I'm posting an actual one shot tonight too. Got this idea from the last request. I just loved it too much.

- For a long while you guys weren't actually dating.

- More like annoying the shit out of each other and constant flirting.

- You always got mixed messages from him. His flirting sounded more like threats than flirting.

- He very much flirts in a similar way that Harry does in Descendants 2.

- Gets up in your personal space and tries to act all intimidating.

- Tracing his hook over your cheek or through your hair while saying something violent or mean.

- Though you were never very intimidated by him which he liked about you.

- His glares at you turned to be more flirtatious stares

- The flirting got to the point where you were unsure if you were actually dating and just weren't aware of it.

- "So...are we uhm... Ya know..." And his tough act suddenly turns into a flustered mess at the idea of dating.

- Once you guys did start dating it was on a mutual agreement. You didn't want your friends to know, plus your parents would kill you. And Hook didn't want the VKs to know either.

- Everytime the VKs started messing with you and your group, Hook mostly backed off and just sidelined

- Always making eyes at you from across the room. Always.

- He hides in secluded corners and catches you off guard, dragging you to where you'd be alone.

- Tries kissing you every chance he gets when no one is looking.

- Obviously no PDA, But he's all over you when you guys are alone.

- He folds the moment you call him James.

- No one calls him James but he lets you, and when you do he gets all flustered about it.

- Constantly grabbing your waist or arm

- He often takes you to a garden behind the school that no one goes to.

- You guys always just sit and talk in the garden, occasionally a make out session but not often.

- The garden has a little fountain and you always give him coins to make wishes with.

- The garden is kind of your safe space. The place you always plan to meet and hangout.

- You set up a picnic date in the garden and he's embarrassed to admit how much he loved it

- He'll tease you if you're shorter than him since he's pretty short himself and not used to being the taller one.

- If you're taller than him he insists that height difference is totally irrelevant and shouldn't be brought up.

- Angry flustered if you tease him for his height.

- Sometimes he actually does say some pretty mean things in typical VK fashion.

- He's usually too stubborn to apologize at first but by the end of the day he'll try and apologize the best he can.

- One time Ella caught you two in your dorm and you made up some excuse that you guys were paired together for a project. She didn't really believe you.

- That one scene in Mean Girls where Gretchen is making out with Jason in the bathroom at a party and Cady walks in and Gretchen slaps him to make it look like they weren't just making out? Yeah that happened to you guys at a school party once. You apologized to him a million times about it.

- The second person to get suspicious was Morgie. He's the closest person to Hook so he started noticing the way he looks at you and how he stopped messing with you.

- If Morgie asks him about you, he immediately denies it a hundred times and tries to just brush it off.

- Eventually he can't hide it anymore and he tells Morgie. Morgie is supportive but promises not to tell anyone.

- Once Castlecoming rolls around you kind of hope Hook asks you but he never does.

- Eventually you try asking him and he doesn't seem too thrilled about the idea.

- You're not necessarily angry but you get a little upset, thinking maybe it's time for people to know but he doesn't seem so ready.

- Once he realizes you're upset, he's not sure what to do. But at Castlecoming he could barely keep away from you.

- So he very surprisingly asks you to dance with him, some people are surprised, Morgie and Ella specifically aren't shocked.

- He kisses you after the dance as a way to say that he doesn't care anymore about who knows.

- Afterwards though, the VKs immediately poke fun at him and laugh about it (In friendly manner)

- Uliana is a little protective of him so she kind of acts more intimidating towards you but Hook convinces her to stop picking on you specifically.

- Your friends were skeptical of the relationship at first, especially Ella, but eventually they come around and support you.

- After you two started publicly dating, it was PDA 24/7.

- Always a hand or hook on your waist, kissing, holding hands, flirting.

- You kind of become that one couple the school gets sick of for how in love you are.

- Still you guys argue a lot, especially considering how dramatic he is, but you always make up.

- He's like a crow and brings you shiny gifts whenever he can.

- On dates, he always out dresses you. Sorry.

[danyvhell-writes]

Hi hi hi !! Idk if ur TS headcanons asks are still open (I am, so so sorry if not) but if they are I was wondering if you could do some Pirate Ais Au? >:3 I saw that idea in one of ur other posts and i think the idea is just MUAH MUAH

It could just be general Ais headcanons or X Mc :0 anything with him just being a pirate because bro I just love pirates so much 😭 they are SO COOL and Ais as a pirate captain is just ??? Even better ???

Anyway, I hope you have the best rlly good day 🫶

Pirate Ais AU 🏴‍☠️ Touchstarved

GN reader - no warnings | Yes my asks are still open !!! So happy you liked my idea :') OMG OMG OMG WHERE DO I EVEN START ?!!!!? The brainrot is real and fueling eachother with ideas like that is making it even better (or worse u choose uefgzifguz). As a kid who was obsessed with pirates and a current One Piece fan, your ask is exactly what I needed, thank you so much ♥ This AU is more joyful than what's seen of his canon life so yeah, hope you'll like it ! Okay, ready to sail ? Let's go !

• First : the ✨fashion✨. Ais could be at sea for weeks but would still make sure to look good, real good. I mean look at him ! He even has a pretty hat he wears on special occasions ✧.

• In this AU, Ais has his crew but is still affiliated to Ocudeus. Instead of being the spirit of the Seaspring, Ocudeus is literally the incarnation of the sea depths, a whole big Kraken ! Its energy, force and magic are linked to the abyss.

↑ Ais powers manifest differently here. Instead of seeing through the eyes of others, Ocudeus gave him some sort of marine omniscience. He can use the kraken's senses to a certain limit, a real advantage for navigation. Bro can literally listen through the sea itself if he wills enough :') He must have seen a lot...

• Ocudeus isn't the only spirit of his kind but is genuinely intrigued by mortals. It's not his first time forming a pact with 'lower beings' but Ais is actually one of his favourite holders/vessels so far lmaoezoihf. He kinda cares about the pirate, who's the closest thing he has to a friend.

• His ship is his second home, he takes absolute care of it. If his whole crew has to stay up all night to tidy & wash everything from top to bottom, they will ! And of course, the ship has a japanese name ! Ais named it "Hayai" [速] cause she's the fastest boat you'll ever see (his words not mine). First time you hear him talk about her you're like "...Wait who's Hayai ?" "This big girl over here >:)" and he shows you his amazing ship with a proud smile, which you really weren't expecting !

• Loves, loves, loves to travel ! Any new destination in his adventures is a reason to explore more, search for information and mysteries. He's just so curious about everything :')

• He picks up expressions, phrases and languages from his previous trips ! If he can remember as much as possible, he'll note everything in his log.

→ After every daily island/town tour, he makes sure to write a little about what happened so far. How much they traveled, how much they visited, how much they learned from passengers and citizens.

• Ais originally comes from a village on a small island, lots of yokais live in there as a community.

• He moves a lot but always comes back to his hometown when he can ! He's someone who gets attached and I just know he'd never abandon his little village.

• As a captain, his main role is to make sure everyone's fine. He checks up on his mates whenever he feels something might be wrong. He's got a sort of sixth sense for that... wonder how he got it hm 👀

→ Being the big softie he is, he actually really likes sleeping in the same room as his whole crew instead of his own cabin, he knows they're safe with him so he feels way less stressed. (Would 100% read bedtime stories to the youngest members.)

• His goal isn't even to find treasures or anything, he simply enjoys the freedom of being a pirate, the message behind it and especially the sailor fights !

• Knows how to sword fight and is pretty talented at it ! If you want to learn one or two tricks, he'll teach you >:)

• That man already had the smell of blood, smoke and metal well... in this AU it's even worse ! His smell is so distinctive and strong, anyone could recognize it from miles away.

• Our boy enjoys a good drink, we know that. Almost every night all his gang gather around and share some booze together in a comforting atmosphere, around a small fire. They enjoy the night together while chatting, playing games and much more !

→ Of course they also share tea in daytime when they're not busy navigating or whatsoever.

• Could also fit in general hcs but, his tattoos move or/and glow at specific moments. Sometimes it's like he's bioluminescent, when he goes in water at night, completely in the dark, his skin starts to glow under the moonlight. First time it happened he was so confused zegbkzuhf.

• After his pact with Ocudeus, he started to feel even more at peace when closer to the ocean. If he stays away from shores or marine areas for too long, little oni starts feeling homesick.

• He really appreciates collecting small objects from his travels. His room is full of souvenirs, strange artefacts found in the sand, small treasures, sea shells, cards from around the lands, old books in foreign languages, cultural jewelries offered by locals etc...

• Never really sets up a specific destination, except if he needs to. He loves the adrenaline of finding new places by complete hazard.

• Ais being a pirate who doesn't like seafood, the most accessible food at seas, is well... ironic.

• The sound of seagull chants and waves soothes him. He usually falls asleep on the deck, sunshine on his skin with the sea rocking him gently.

• First time you come to see him, it's one of his crewmate that tells you about him but you don't even know he's a captain ! You see him for the first time and you're just "Helloooo sailor ! How can I join your pirate gang handsome?"🥴

• Every single member is attractive. That's it. It's not the biggest crew really (around 20 people) but the diversity is here. Young ones, old ones, skinny ones, fat ones, pale skin, dark skin, humans, monsters, all the types really. And yes, some tried to woo you (how could they not, MC is 10/10).

• Kids on the ship view you as the cool unty (is that the gn term ?). Ais thinks it's cute except when you start spending more time with them when he originally invited you over…

• And yes, Princess & all his other soulless are here !!! Now they're more some sorta semi marine creatures. They really like to swim and it's the cutest thing :') Like, Ais and his pets swimming in the sea while some are playing in the sand ??? Too cute for me I-

• Talking about our favourite girl, she's the mascot of the crew ! Everyone is so in love with her, she's everyone's precious lil baby (even tho she can and will bite). They'll sometimes try to dress her up to fit their aesthetic and surprisingly she doesn't seem to mind. Also, the sounds she makes are…a mystery !

• Okay but just picture it : Ais hair flowing into the wind while he's watching the horizon, hues of the sea reflecting on his skin looking so peaceful.

• Thinking about his jolly roger, it would be a oni skull surrounded by red eyes with two teal sabers behind (I did a lil sketch hehe) :

• His favourite thing to find are old maps ! Especially if they lead to ancient locations with unchanged names. He has a lot of them and it also might be why he gets into a lot of fights (maps are a treasure themselves so of course people are gonna take risks).

• Even if he's young, he has a big reputation among other pirates. Rule number one : Don't mess with him or his crew. Number two : If you want information there's always a price to pay ! He's nice and generous but hey you know : don't except mercy.

→ Known for his loyalty tho ! If you show that you're worthy of his trust, he'll be your best ally for the rest of your life. He's intimidating but full of qualities.

[missaudreystiara]

Hi! I’m Miss Audrey’s tiara personified, but you can call me MAT (she/her) - thank you for stumbling across my slilly blog!

To paraphrase Hairspray, I watch Snowpiercer and do absolutely nothing else.

Lena Hall stan, #brakenight shipper, and occasional fic writer on AO3…

Very unlikely to get NSFW, but as I mostly post about an 18+ rated show (that contains adult themes), minors please DNI.

Outside of the Snowpiercer fandom, you may occasionally find me posting about other sci-fi, period, or queer fandoms.

In my personal life, I’m a primary school teacher by day and a drag queen by night (sometimes), so you could say that I’m the ultimate Miss Gilles/Miss Audrey combo! I love to read, but don’t often have as much time for it as I’d like too - same goes for swimming. I live with my incredible partner (or shipmate 🏴‍☠️, if you will) and the most badly behaved good boy of a cat you will ever meet.

Ask box/fic requests/messages welcomed!

Lots of love,

MAT 🖤❄️👸🏻

[hellbubu]

Look. I'm SUPER out of the loop with the manga (I stopped reading right after the GWA, like 8 years ago and never went back. And now I *want* to go back but have to find somewhere to read it in english for free, cause I read all the previous stuff in spanish but its so jarring to switch terms and stuff, esp since the translators change so much ¬¬).

So. Im out of the loop. BUT. I think it would be low key hilarious if the Big Bad, after such a long time (almost two decades, I feel so old), turns out to be the Queen. Like, some fans would be SO pissed the "filler" (*hate* that term, it's an AU!) villain is the actual villain lmao

I'd be iffy about it but would appreciate the irony (and would def prefer that to Druitt ugh).

I get you. I also want to read the manga but I can't 🏴‍☠️ because I live in Germany and the wifi sucks. Like, I do have a VPN, but sometimes the wifi fucks up and I'm scared the VPN might turn off or whatever and I'll get a €1000 fine 😭😭

I do agree with you that the not-manga canon part is an AU. I feel like filler is more like something that happens between canon arcs/chapters that is never brought up again.

I would actually like for the Queen to be the big bad if it's done properly. I feel like she might've done it to send a message and replace Vincent. Maybe he knew something/was gonna do something. I do think it might happen because if I remember correctly, either Ciel or Sebastian says the Queen was making him host that party/event at the start of the Manor Murder Arc to "punish" him because he failed to bring the kids back home in the Circus Arc. So that kinda makes it known that the Queen does punish her Guard Dogs (plural because she might've done it to Claudia, Vincent, and Ciel at the very least).

I would definitely not like the whole Ash/Angele thing. I don't remember much but I remember not liking it. I also don't like Pluto...

[kazoosandfannypacks]

📔

(Got one for Captain Swan?)

Indeed!

A while back, I thought it would be fun to write a soulmate au for Captain Swan, the kind where the first words your soulmate says to you are written on your wrists. This was while I was still on my first watchthrough of the show as wasn't as biased towards or against certain other characters or ships.

One thing I've always loved about Captain Swan is that both of them have been in love before, both of them have had heartbreaks, and both of them still had love waiting for them out there, and I really enjoyed that about them. So, for this au (not saying this is true in canon. but for THIS au) Killian and Milah were soulmates, and so were Emma and Neal. Usually, after your soulmate dies, the words on your wrist go away, and your wrist is left blank (unless you use a soulmate spell like Regina and Robin Hood or something.)

Anyways, in this version of the story, less than a year before the Dark Curse is cast, Killian randomly finds himself with a new soulmark on his wrist. This is strange, but he's a little too obsessed with his quest for vengeance to even care, really.

Flash forward to late season 3, Neal dies, and instead of Emma's wrist having a blank space on it, it now has words on it, something along the lines of "help me." Apparently, if you're the product of True Love, True Love will always find you, and another soulmate is somewhere out there for Emma. Of course, when you're the Savior, the first words someone says to you being a cry for help doesn't really narrow anything down, so she doesn't think too much of it, even when Mary Margaret gets a little nosy in her motherly way and has some suspicions of her own.

I started this au with the Killian and Milah fic and actually finished that one, but got stuck partway through the Swanfire fic bc I grew an intense disinterest in the ship, so I never got the chance to write the CaptainSwan part that I was most excited for before my interests jumped ship back into the Star Wars fandom. I have, however, written out the climactic plot twist of the au in a discord message, so since I probably won't finish writing this au, I'll put that under a readmore for you guys!

(Also P.S.! I've rambled more about this au here!)

~🏴‍☠️♥🦢~

Killian spent all of two years struggling with the fact that he loves Emma, but knowing that, even though he feels empty and incomplete without her, he remembers the first thing she said to him, and that's... that's not what was written on his wrist. Despite his feelings and how hard he's been chasing her down, this girl isn't the one.

Then, after spending two years fawning after her and following her like a little lost puppy, he followed her right through a time portal, and in order to save her from disappearing from existence and to send them both back to the future, he has to get Snow White's life back on track, which requires a ship, which requires Emma to stall his past self while he ducks out of the tavern to return to his ship and...

He freezes at the door on his way out as her familiar voice, albeit in a more flirtatious tone than she usually took with him, rolled through the tavern, a sultry whisper of "What are you boys playing?"

Normally, these words would mean nothing, nothing to him, not in this timeline anyways— but these words, the ones that flowed as if they were nothing, were the same words that were engraved in his mind- and furthermore, engraved on his wrist. He rolled his eyes and smiled as his biggest torment washed away like the tide.

As he walked to the harbor where his ship was at port, he smiled at the words on his wrist for the first time since he saw them.

"What are you boys playing" he read his wrist again to be sure, reading along with her voice that rattled in his mind.

"I know what game I'm playing." He thought, hiding the words behind his sleeve again. "I'm in this one for the long game."

~🏴‍☠️♥🦢~

📔 send me any book emoji and I'll tell you about a fanfic idea that I daydream about but haven't written

[neonscandal]

Random ask, if you sort your top fav characters from BNHA & JJK to Hogwarts houses, which houses will they be (in your opinion)? Why?

I spent an embarrassing amount of time looking for the artist I bought my "Dobby is a Free Elf, F*** TERFS" sticker from (still couldn't find them 😭). Before I jump in, just taking the time to remind readers that we can maintain a connection to media we grew up with but refrain from putting more money in the hands of a creator who actively preaches against and promotes messages that impede upon the freedoms and lives of our trans frans. 🏴‍☠️⚡️

I'll use the lineups from these last asks (because I flip flop, I just love so many of them, okay??).

MHA

Katsuki Bakugo - Slytherin. Slytherin like Draco Malfoy in the sense that he's outwardly and overly confident. But his predisposition for "darkness" scares and frustrates him because he just wants the same recognition of being a good wizard that Izuku gets.

Izuku Midoriya - Gryffindor with Ravenclaw underpinnings. Gryffindor is the one house where anyone can belong if you're only brave enough to ask and he'd totally make a scene muttering to himself under the sorting hat.

Shouta Aizawa - Ooof. This is hard because he has the outward disposition of Snape as a teacher but Aizawa is so soft at heart and incredibly logical. Of the Three Dumbigos, he would be in Ravenclaw. Bonus: Oboro would have been in Gryffindor and Yamada would have been in Hufflepuff.

Shoto Todoroki - Legacy Slytherin but sorted into Gryffindor much to Endeavor's chagrin (and likely to spite him).

Eijirou Kirishima - this is a hufflepuff. ✨

JJK

Nobara Kugisaki - This one was legitimately a head scratcher. She has her Hufflepuff moments from being so in sync with Yuji but I think Nobara's more Ravenclaw or Gryffindor leaning. Especially with that ego. Actually, yea, let's be for real, Nobara would want to be in the place where she can kick the most ass and not from an academic perspective. Gryffindor with Ravenclaw underpinnings though I'm open to hearing other people's takes on her situation.

Yuji Itadori - If he'd had any insight into the houses, any idea that there were such a thing as Gryffindor whose bravery was renowned, he probably would have had the sense of mind to end up there. But buddy boy was just so happy to be included having zero connection to the wizarding world that he rejoiced at his sorting in Hufflepuff. He's well received in their ranks and, of course, is not a stranger to students in other houses. I'm not saying the Sorting Hat didn't see obvious potential, though. If only he'd persisted to ask.

Megumi Fushiguro - Unbeknownst to him, the Zenin's are a legacy Slytherin family. He'd always heard the way Gojo had spoken about Slytherins and was annoyed at the possibility of ending up there (more than how much Gojo annoyed him) so, instead, the Sorting Hat saw fit to put him into Gryffindor after his imperceptible begging.

Kento Nanami - This man is a bored Ravenclaw. He gets through school, aces his OWLs and NEWTs and then becomes something boring in the muggle world because, while magic makes things convenient, the shenanigans and idiocy of his peers and upperclassmen encouraged the pursuit of a life of solitude to recover from the hijinks he suffered while in high school. He'd come back for the Battle of Hogwarts, though. That's a call he wouldn't be able to ignore.

Satoru Gojo - He thought himself smart enough to be in Ravenclaw 👀 but was ultimately damned by his legacy Slytherin family lineage. Dismayed by the Sorting Hat's deliberation, he felt there was more glory to be had in Gryffindor and changed the tide of the Gojo family with this subsequent desire. He had the time of his life. Never told Megumi about how long the Sorting Hat deliberated though... likely forgot, in fact, because once he belonged in Gryffindor, nothing else felt right. Bonus: Shoko was in Gryffindor as the actual Ravenclaw of the trio. Geto was in Gryffindor with Hufflepuff underpinnings. The hubris he developed by this association would still be his undoing and leave him vulnerable to manipulation.

[edwinspaynes]

THE MERRY THIEVES & CO 🏳‍🌈🏴‍☠️🚩

Written as a gift for @emmalovesfitzloved.

CHAT TRANSCRIPT between wilde-wanderer, eldricheternalflames, thomas-the-tree, kit-li-the-science-guy, kickitwithcordy, grumpycatcarstairs, sciencebitchgrace, annaisgay, and sugared-tea-sweetheart. 23 June, 2023. GROUP CREATED by wilde-wanderer GROUP: THE MERRY THIEVES & CO 🏳‍🌈🏴‍☠️🚩

wilde-wanderer: FRIENDS, ROMANS, COUNTRYMEN. LEND ME YOUR EARS, FOR I COME INTO OUR HALLOWED CHAT BEARING NEWS™ OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE.

grumpycatcarstairs: Jesus, Fairchild. There's no need for you to send messages in all caps. Don't you know that it sends Thomas into a needless tizzy whenever you do that?

thomas-the-tree: Why do you always assume that my alarmed expressions are Matthew's fault? I just got a 100 day Duolingo streak, and this apparently gets me some 3 days of free Super Duolingo (?) Though I don't know what that means.

grumpycatcarstairs: Maybe I know. You could have looked up to ask me. I am literally three (3) feet away from you right now.

thomas-the-tree: Do you know, joon?

grumpycatcarstairs: No.

kickitwithcordy: Oh, stop flirting, dadash. Now, Matthew, what was it you wanted to tell us?

annaisgay: If that's flirting, he's awful at it. #sorrynotsorry, @/grumpycatcarstairs.

grumpycatcarstairs: Lol shut up.

thomas-the-tree: He's making this face. 😒😒😒

wilde-wanderer: I give 0 fucks about Alastair's facial expressions, lol. Do you want to hear my news or not?

eldricheternalflames: Why don't you just tell us, Math?

wilde-wanderer: I got the lead in The Importance of Being Earnest! I am so excited. You all know how much I love that play!

kickitwithcordy: OMG Matthew, that's so so amazing! Come to dinner at Curzon Street tomorrow so that we can celebrate? James will buy us a Charlotte Russe cake. I know it's your fave 😋

wilde-wanderer: Can't say no to that. Though I'll also expect @/kit-li-the-science-guy to bring some lemon tarts.

kickitwithcordy: Was my offering not enough!? 😢

sugared-tea-sweetheart: Once can never have too much sugar.

wilde-wanderer: THANK YOU ARI! You are a blessing on this earth.

annaisgay: You are. And you're right, darling, you need to consume as much sugar as you can, so you can be sweet when I kiss you.

grumpycatcarstairs: God, I'm going to puke.

thomas-the-tree: You're stuffing your face with tahdig right now, don't lie to the class.

grumpycatcarstairs: And YOU'RE playing that awful Flappy Bird knockoff game instead of crushing it in Duolingo.

wilde-wanderer: VALID. Flappy Bird was the best thing ever. Fuckin hate that it got deleted like what in the name of Oscar Wilde was that

kit-li-the-science-guy: sry fam, just got the notification. grace and i were trying to see whether or not goblin blood served as a good retardant for flames that had a small spark of heavenly fire in them, but unfortunately. there were complications

sciencebitchgrade: basically he started a minor fire in our parlor. it happens.

wilde-wanderer: OMG YOU BLEW SHIT UP WITHOUT ME? My heart is breaking within my tender bosom. You do know how I so love to see the fruits of your labors.

thomas-the-tree: That's what she said! That's what she said!

grumpycatcarstairs: That's incorrect, but I support you anyway.

eldricheternalflames: I support you, too.

kickitwithcordy: Me three!

kit-li-the-science-guy: anyway lol

kit-li-the-science-guy: you want grace and i to make u lemon tarts

kit-li-the-science-guy: ???

wilde-wanderer: More you than Grace, really.

sciencebitchgrace: why would i ever want to be left out of the baking

kit-li-the-science-guy: why would i ever leave her out of the baking

eldricheternalflames: It's frightening how well-suited you are.

kit-li-the-science-guy: thank u :-)

kickitwithcordy: Anyway!!! To catch Kit and Grace up, we're having a massive blowout at my (and James's) flat tomorrow. There will be a Charlotte Russe cake, maybe some games

kit-li-the-science-guy: games? can we play bomberman? also yea grace and i will come w tarts

wilde-wanderer: I second Bomberman. Also Super Smash Bros. Please. And Pin the Junk on the Hunk

grumpycatcarstairs: No. Am I the only one here with sense? Well, me and Grace.

sciencebitchgrace: the answer to your question is a resounding yes.

sugared-tea-sweetheart: I'm also sensible.

annaisgay: Sure you are, dearest. That's why I caught you singing to Percival earlier.

wilde-wanderer: OH ANNA CAN YOU BRING PERCY TO THE PARTY

annaisgay: Transporting him to Marylebone from Percy Street (or to Curzon Street) would be nigh on impossible, so I'll say no. I'm willing to do a lot for you, Math, but not dragging a massive snake through the streets of London.

wilde-wanderer: Ugh, FINE. Waste my youth.

sugared-tea-sweetie: I'll work on her, don't you worry.

kickitwithcordy: What if I don't want a stuffed snake in my entryway?

eldricheternalflames: OUR entryway. And you really don't want to show Percy off as yours? Just for one night!?

kickitwithcordy: Every guest at the party is in the group chat. Besides, I suppose, Oscar, assuming that you're bringing him? 🐶🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

thomas-the-tree: Wow, Alastair is right. You do use a lot of emojis.

thomas-the-tree: Not that that's a bad thing! It's a good thing. You're emotional. Emoji-tional. I really like that about you. But also I just want to say that Alastair is correct and no one can really contradict him in the future.

wilde-wanderer: Is Alastair making you say that?

grumpycatcarstairs: I don't make him do anything. He supports me because he loves me

eldricheternalflames: That's true. Remember when we all hated Alastair? Thomas always stood up for him.

thomas-the-tree: stopstopstop

grumpycatcarstairs: You had a crush on me LOL so embarrassing

eldricheternalflames: It was, dude. He was SO sappy

wilde-wanderer: Oh aLaStAiR wItH yOuR bEaUtIfUL HaiR hOw i CaNnOt hELp bUt sTaRe ----

grumpycatcarstairs: Update: He's blushing

kickitwithcordy: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

eldricheternalflames: I love you SO much, Daisy. Snarky but sweet. Thank you for being just as you are. 😘

grumpycatcarstairs: Sappy meter: 10

kickitwithcordy: I love when you use emojis in solidarity with me.

annaisgay: I'd give them a 9. Remember when they went to prom back in high school?

wilde-wanderer: They went into an empty classroom and fucking WALTZED. Who the fuck does that? Romantics, that's who. James will go down in history as a Wife Guy when he and Cordelia finally tie the knot, and I'm the best man, and I toast him as a Wife Guy.

eldricheternalflames: You'll go down in history as the weird dude who gives bad toasts.

eldricheternalflames: 🤡😇😳😲😜

wilde-wanderer: No, I'll go down for being the World's Greatest Actor. Fam I'm ERNEST. I'm in an OSCAR WILDE PLAY. I am living the dream, communing with my idol, nurturing the hyperfixation!!!

wilde-wanderer: Speaking of my party, what time?

kit-li-the-science guy: were we talking about the party?

sciencebitchgrace: kinda

annaisgay: Yes

kickitwithcordy: He just said 7 PM. Since I'm extorting James into going to King's and purchasing the cake, I feel that going with his schedule would be a good sport.

thomas-the-tree: We'll see you there!

grumpycatcarstairs: We'll see you there.

thomas-the-tree: Jinx you owe me a kiss

wilde-wanderer: Sappy meter: 10/10. 🖕

CHAT TRANSCRIPT between kickitwithcordy and eldricheternalflames

kickitwithcordy: Sorry I'm texting from the bathroom. Doing my hair and other ladylike things. When are we going to tell them?

eldricheternalflames: That we tied the knot? I'm sure that they'll notice the ring. Unless you want to take it off for the night? I'd totally understand

kickitwithcordy: Never.

[sigyn-foxyposts]

✧༺Get to know me༻✧

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«I might also post things about myself (pesonal) and do self-shipping, just scroll away if you don't like it. Thank you for your understanding!»

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* «Now on to who I might be..?»

*✧･ﾟ:* Some nicknames I use, especially online:

🦊 Foxy_Logryn9.

🦊 Artistfoxy16.

🦊 Sigyn, Thea or Thurl.

🦊 Sigynfoxy.

*✧･ﾟ:* Interesting facts:

«I am an INFP 2w1»

« I am an 19 year old digital artist, self taught and a writer. I mostly publish my creations here on Tumblr, Tiktok and on AO3, links are down below if you're ever curious.»

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"I'm also norse heathen! Specifically one that follows Rökkatru!»

«My birthday is on the 8th of september, which makes me a Virgo!»

«I have AUDHD, Anxiety, PTSD and happen to be born premature as well.»

«My anniversary is on the 13th of march!»

«I go by she/her and they/them pronouns»

✿❀ My beloved mutuals: <33

@sparrowmp4 (Hubbie Totally not Loki in disguise💜)

@heldril (online daughter Hel 📝 🖤🤍)

Price/Stella (Online Child💛)

@kaonashihime (Online lil sister Caro 🎨🌹❤)

@piratespacex (Mutual pirate 🎨🏴‍☠️❤)

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@stravberryie (mutual!🎨🩷🍓)

@amphibifish (heimdall mutual! 🎨💜🦅)

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@jonquilclegane (mutual Sunny 📝💛)

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@vamnp (mutual Andy 🎨🧸🤎)

@hankiki (mutual Hana 💚💜)

@sorastar0 (mutual Sora 💙)

✿❀At last, what will I be doing here?

«I would like to use this account to share as much as I can with the people who are actually interested! I like to provide content for my interests and HUGE hyperfixiations, which does vary and some examples can be..»

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Any other culture, mythology or folklore in general!

SMITE

Dislyte

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Destripando la historia

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Dont Hug Me Im Scared

Welcome Home

Genshin Impact

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Kamigami no Asobi

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Heaven's official blessing & svsss

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‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ Character archive! ☽༓･*˚⁺‧

My mythology designs:

Consists mostly of the Norse gods but I also have Celtic, Hatian and Greek ect in there!!

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ Other social media☽༓･*˚⁺‧

Writer Account: @sigyns-drafts (hiatus)

RP Account: @sigynfoxysworld (hiatus)

『••✎••』 Toy house: Artist_foxy

『••✎••』 UnVale: Sigynfoxy

«I use these lovely websites to keep track of my art and original characters. Though it would be fun to share :)»

『••✎••』 Tiktok: Logryn_foxyedits

https://www.tiktok.com/@logryn_foxyedits?_t=8b2H82LF3G1&_r=1

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『••✎••』 PDB: Sigynfoxying_around

https://www.personality-database.com/user/2249660

«I have an account there because it's fun to collect and see what I have in common with my favorite characters and kins! Also to add in fandoms no one has yet!»

『••✎••』 Spotify: Thea or Thurl?

https://open.spotify.com/user/yvlfbdp7n70aa6653f3y6lz9i?si=rI6qugqMQgCmHLc1TOZPug

«This is where I keep all my playlists, I've made a few character playlists already!»

『••✎••』 YouTube: sigynfoxy69

https://youtube.com/@sigynfoxy69?si=TElPF8bPd_q--8QO

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『••✎••』 Instagram: artistfoxy_16

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『••✎••』 Instagram: Artistfoxy16

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https://archiveofourown.org/users/Artistfoxy16

«Finally at last my AO3 Account, so you can easily find me and enjoy my writings!!»

[spade-riddles]

Reading the 🎃 messages and I can't help but notice the pirate theme. Chased 'round the seas. Choosing to walk the plank to protect her loved ones. Washed up at the Halloween party, as a mermaid returned shivering to the shore. Obviously Taylor has dressed as Ariel before, and the idea of her voice being stolen so she can't sing is an obvious parallel with her masters situation. But I can't help wondering if the messages hint at something in particular. A pirate-themed music video? A collab with Halle Bailey or Florence Welch? The pirate show Black Sails featured a lesbian couple, if Taylor wanted to pay homage to that in a video. Just throwing out ideas there, but after so much of the Karma music video proved reflective of these riddles, I'm keeping a weather eye on the horizon ☸️

🏴‍☠️

[smute]

so i just watched blonde (dw i 🏴‍☠️'d it out of principle) and yeah. ana de armas is brilliant but this shitshow is a waste of her talent. first of all it is SLOW. this guy thinks he's sergio leone but at least his films had something to say. marilyn has zero agency in this story, it's 3 hours of abuse abuse abuse, and it's genuinely hard to watch. there's a lot of tit in it but not in a cool european cinema kind of way where you sometimes see a tit because there happens to be a tit. no. it all feels super exploitative and unnecessary and contrived and porn-y and icky. a helpless and hapless womanchild like a deer caught in the headlights getting fucked over by assholes again and again with lots of closeups of doe eyes and areolas and the occasional breathy "oh daddy!" to feed the male gaze. the only good thing about this movie is that it doesn't even seem to claim to be a serious biopic? there's zero substance to the story beyond "marilyn was exploited by a patriarchal industry." and tbh the movie doesnt even make a statement against it??? it just... re-victimizes her. no perspective no reprocessing no commentary no message no actual storytelling. its her image for our pleasure. all over again. literally just 3 hours of "look what kind of shit she had to put up with! crazy right? alright, take it easy."

there are some beautiful shots in it though. the use of b/w and color is interesting... like. if you wanna put some lipstick on this pig lmao not that it matters. but yeah. andrew dominik is my new nemesis

[orange-chair-of-doom]

I watched all Velma (2023) HBO and it's bad.

Be careful (don't watch it, it's bad, but if you want to try (remember 🏴‍☠️ is the best option) SPOILERS AHEAD [tw images with gore, blood and vomit]:

I watched (with my personal streaming company called Arrr! Yo-oh-oh!) Velma hbo and I found it so unsatisfying.

tldr; show is garbage. Unfunny. Boring. Crass and Gross. The pacing is all over the place, they can't decide what they are (comedy, thriller, satire or sitcom) and it's bad. Dialogues are cringe and are AI generated from tweets around the internet. Characters have no grown, no evolution. They end as they started, also many more miserable than before, because of Velma. The show should be called "Performative Activism: Velma the Series".

This is the summary of the fucking show:

My first problem: Velma character

Like it ends how it started. The protagonist Velma is annoying, infuriating, piece of garbage, the most unsympathetic character I ever saw and I mean I grew up with my big brothers watching Simpons, Futurama and Family Guy, I know that there are character who are born to be hated...

But she is absolutely the worst, no redeeming quality. Even when the fucking show tried to make you feel sympathy for her (they try so damn hard) you just end up hating her even more. Seriously I have no idea how the manage to do that.

My biggest problem: The Pacing

The pacing is all over the place. They try to be funny and they fail, they try to be self aware and it's hideous (and if you don't die of cringe, you want to close the internet tab and never watch it again), I sincerely hope they weren't try to be a commentary of real life, because it's even worse than when they make meta joke.

One moment they are cracking an unfunny and raunchy joke, the other they try to be serious and make you care about the absolute shit show this characters are, the next they are back making a sexual joke or making fun of a cultural stereotype. It doesn't work.

I ended watching the last episodes wishing the killer succeeded and murdered every characters. The killer was right. Kill off every one, go ape shit, please, please, please kill Velma first and then the rest.

And, spoiler, they manage to make me hate even the killer and their fucking motives, because honestly? It was so in character for the show, but so damn boring and frankly unnecessary mean. The whole show is mean and I'm a fool, because I had hope that they could be more deep than just plain hate and mean spirit.

They say hate is the real thing that unify humans and, unfortunately, they are right, this is the case, they proved this with the Velma show, with the response of the public. People bond easily when they hate the same thing. Probably this the reason I wanted to be proven wrong, why I search so desperately a bit of people bonding on friendship, in a show born from hate and generally hated. What a fucking fool I am.

But alas my foolish dreams, the show is a mess. There is no evolution, things happen, people exist and never grow up. Everything happen and then it's forgotten, it would be cool in a sit-com, but here it's a serial, you need to make me feel a story. They tried to be too many genres at once and nothing works out.

They try to be a thriller and almost succeeded. The mistery at one point was the only thing I cared for. The characters could die and burn all, honestly. I just wanted to see what the hell was happening with the killer and their motives. But it all crush and burn, because the killer is just the same as all the other characters unfunny, uncanny, mean spirit.

And so I ask if the only thing that differentiate between the big bad of the season and Velma is that one (intentionally) killed more people than the other, what the actual fuck was the message? For who am I supposed to root for? The garbage or the stinker garbage?

They try to be a sitcom and it's fucking awful because the characters are so damn unlikable you don't want to watch what they are doing, you don't care about them, and if you are a little bitch like me, you just wish they fail and never show up on the screen. Also it doesn't work, because again they frame the story as a serial, so you don't have a real end at the end of the episode and the classic sitcom reset of the next episode (so that the characters un-progress and static personality make sense), you frame Velma as a long sitcom season, but it doesn't work. A single episode sitcom is not supposed to go on for ten episodes like Velma did. Also it's not funny, like at all. I can think of three (3!) funny jokes in ten episode of twenty minutes each and one of them was physical comedy in which (thank god!) they didn't talk.

They try parody (?) or satirical parody (?) I don't even know what they were supposedly trying to do. It was satirical? It was actual comedy? It was so unclear I didn't understand. I watched ten episodes and I still don't know if the "jokes" were actual satire of how people on twitter talk or if it were actual joke and the direct meaning was that. Frankly I'm too scared of knowing the answer now.

The whole thing was a mess.

The commedy (?)

Somebody tell the writers that when you write a character being mean to another and try to make it funny, the audience need to hate the character who is the bottom of the joke for some reasons.

Like Sophie. If you present a woman and her only fault is existing, marrying the protagonist's father (which he's also an asshole), having a baby and not being the perfect wife/girlfriend/nurturing woman, it's not a right reason to hate her and her baby and using them as punch ball for half season. It's not funny, you just watch in horror thinking you wish every one in the show die and burn.

Or having a character, Gigi, and her only reason of existing is being the alternative love interest of Norville, is not good. Just to be discarded as an used toy in the last two episodes with no explanation and no characterization (and I mean it, I didn't even recognized her because the only time she talks in the last two episodes is repeating somebody else) after you make me see her as a strong, independent, likable (and for this show is huge, I'm not exaggerating when saying nobody is likable) character. Are you fucking kidding me? Like that she never was a protagonist. For fuck sake, this show is not even coherent with itself. This is the last time we see her:

Edit: My bad writers made Gigi so fucking unnecessary I forgot there was another one appearance in the last episode. She is just a plot device, she has no soul. She defend Norville and say that Velma is a terrible friend and person. She is right, but how she said it was not really a character speaking, but a writer desperately trying to move the plot forward since we have 15 minutes left and multiple loose plot string and still no mystery solution in hand. This actually another way they try to mix teen drama and thriller and doesn't work at all.

(This is were my confusion as if this is satire or actual comedy exacerbate to stellar levels, because performative activism is such a twitter thing, but at the same time the whole show is performative activism with witty lines, it's like an AI writer modelled the whole reading only tweets. So I have no idea, was it to make you see the hypocrisy of the whole performative activism or am I using to much brain power and it's just a stupid and empty show? Logically I would say it's the second one, but I have this stupid hope to wish the best from people.)

The dialogue

Don't make me start with the dialogue. They don't seems real, they are just people on the internet with a maximum character for posts. Unfunny, mean spirit, no deep at all.

I am so fucking tired man.

The show ended as it started. Full circle.

Velma

Velma didn't change. She is a piece of garbage. She succeeded to have back is mum at the expenses of the happiness of ALL the people around her. She made so much apologizes and yet she never changed, never learn, they were all fake apology so the could get over it and help her to move the plot forward. I'm not exaggerating. Everyone is sad and miserable except her. Was it supposed to be a happy or satisfying ending? Because I have bad news for the fucking writers. She has her mum, she fucking lock her father, the woman he love and a new born baby half sister outside the house, framing it as a joke and not a fucking abusive action.

The summary of Velma's character:

She prefer being happy at the expensis of everyone else's and the weird thing is that the show doesn't frame it as negative, toxic and abusive, but as joke???

Norville

He is miserable, he lost his girlfriend (the only healthy relationship she could dream to have), his house is half demolished because of Velma, he cannot sleep because he feels guilty after killing a person because she was about to kill Velma and his dad just says: "Have you tried marjuana?" Cementing the sensation the fucking writers do not know how to write emotional scenes, healthy relationship and about mental health in general without ridicoulzing every subject to an unfunny level.

Daphne

Daphne is back as she was fighting to auto-regulate but this time a little bit healthier exercising fight with her mums. She has a toxic relationship with Velma (I have no fucking clue if they are still together romantically or not, I'm inclined to think they have broke up, because fucking Velma says the wrong name when confessing to her after the mystery is solved. I hope Daphne run the far away from any kind of relationship with Velma, bc she is a toxic, manipulative, piece of trash. Daphne deserves way better), still has no real friends because the popular girls are awful, Gigi has lost her characterization along the way of becoming not an accessory for Norville to have. So yes, that's the end of her character. Isn't been a strong and female character not enough to be a good written character?

Fred

Fred lost his mum, he's stupid and the punch ball. He had a evolution (with feminism and social activism) and than an involution in the last two episodes (he forgot everything, why? I have no idea, I think the writers just are bad at keeping tab of they own characters characterization, also this is part of the sitcom quirk tabula rasa after the episode ends, here does not work at all). His father is a moron and hates him, like a lot, like abusively lot (but here in this world it's just funny). He gets a van with should be the mistery machine, but it's just another nostalgic trope to be ridiculed and mistreated, because it funny? You get it? You get it? It's funny making fun of memorabilia from the original show. And even after all this somehow he is the one who is most grew??? How the fuck is possible? How? You understand my frustration?

Gigi is just a background character. Just like that. She has no more lines in the last episode. She just quietly disappear. I'm angry and relived because that was awful, but at least now the writers cannot make me hate her or ruin her beautiful character arc.

Velma's mum (Diya) should run while she can, because her daughter is awful human being. But in the ends she just laugh with her daughter at his ex-husband, his pattern and their new born baby lock outside the house. I'm not

Velma's dad with all his faults, because he's the same as Velma, like she has all his bad habits and jerkness, should also run and start a new family away from Velma.

That's it this is how it ends. She's screaming: "Happy Dance!"

I hoped they could get better, become similar to the franchise we all love, being a mystery gang with a very rocky start, but now I just hope they never ever get together and that next season will flop even harder than this one, burn and crash.

The fucking end.

Don't watch it. It's not worth it.

If you want to see the show with a commenter who makes everything more bearable I have to suggest this amazing youtuber:

Brittney Reacts

P.S. Don't harass anyone who likes it, do not harass the writer, do not harass Mindy Kaling. Just because this show is garbage you do not have to be the same

[findroleplay]

Though Captain James Hook had willingly allowed himself to be swallowed by the Ticking Crocodile after being bullied by a group of children and defeated by Peter Pan, he wasn’t really ready to give up the fight. In a last attempt for survival, or to at least take the creature down with him, Hook guts the Croc from the inside but is unable to completely free himself of the corpse. The dead creature is washed ashore with the Captain still inside where he is shortly thereafter rescued by a woman. Seeing how this woman could be of use to him (and perhaps feeling a little indebted to her, though he’d never admit it), Hook stays within her company. While she isn’t exactly thrilled at first, she is seemingly all he has at the moment and, with a little persuading, willing enough to help him find his crew and retrieve his ship from Peter Pan. Along the way, they learn things about each other that no one else has ever known, with plenty of moments to get on each other’s nerves as well. Captain Hook may have been old and alone, but he certainly wasn’t done for just yet. And in the end, was he really alone after all?

I am looking for someone to join my female OC on this adventure by writing as Jason Isaacs’ Captain James Hook from the Peter Pan 2003 adaptation. An adventure of revenge, self-discovery, betrayal, and romance.

Let’s discuss ideas about the fundamentals of Neverland and our characters’ backgrounds (I know there are plenty of varying theories out there, so let’s see what works best for us!) Please also bring some ideas of your own to the table; I always love to hear new input and I can only think so far on my own. Considering his character in the movie, Hook can be a relatively dark character (manipulative, deadly, and of course, adult). By all means, please let’s experiment with his softer side, the side that wants someone to love and doesn’t want to be alone. But let’s also play with this darker side of him as well. With that being said, I anticipate there to be plenty of tension to build up between our characters, and some nsfw scenarios along the way.

So please be 18+ and okay with writing those kinds of scenarios! I write literate, vary between para to novella depending on the scene, on Discord. I do have a full-time job and have been dealing with some mental issues lately, so please be understanding that replies may not happen every day, though that is the goal. I’m always down for chatting/plotting, or just screaming about our characters in general! I also love to share music that I feel fits our writing/characters, sometimes visuals as well.

If you’re interested and this seems like a good fit so far, please interact with this post and I’ll message you! 🏴‍☠️

_

[roleplayfinder]

Though Captain James Hook had willingly allowed himself to be swallowed by the Ticking Crocodile after being bullied by a group of children and defeated by Peter Pan, he wasn’t really ready to give up the fight. In a last attempt for survival, or to at least take the creature down with him, Hook guts the Croc from the inside but is unable to completely free himself of the corpse. The dead creature is washed ashore with the Captain still inside where he is shortly thereafter rescued by a woman. Seeing how this woman could be of use to him (and perhaps feeling a little indebted to her, though he’d never admit it), Hook stays within her company. While she isn’t exactly thrilled at first, she is seemingly all he has at the moment and, with a little persuading, willing enough to help him find his crew and retrieve his ship from Peter Pan. Along the way, they learn things about each other that no one else has ever known, with plenty of moments to get on each other’s nerves as well. Captain Hook may have been old and alone, but he certainly wasn’t done for just yet. And in the end, was he really alone after all?

I am looking for someone to join my female OC on this adventure by writing as Jason Isaacs’ Captain James Hook from the Peter Pan 2003 adaptation. An adventure of revenge, self-discovery, betrayal, and romance.

Let’s discuss ideas about the fundamentals of Neverland and our characters’ backgrounds (I know there are plenty of varying theories out there, so let’s see what works best for us!) Please also bring some ideas of your own to the table; I always love to hear new input and I can only think so far on my own. Considering his character in the movie, Hook can be a relatively dark character (manipulative, deadly, and of course, adult). By all means, please let’s experiment with his softer side, the side that wants someone to love and doesn’t want to be alone. But let’s also play with this darker side of him as well. With that being said, I anticipate there to be plenty of tension to build up between our characters, and some nsfw scenarios along the way.

So please be 18+ and okay with writing those kinds of scenarios! I write literate, vary between para to novella depending on the scene, on Discord. I do have a full-time job and have been dealing with some mental issues lately, so please be understanding that replies may not happen every day, though that is the goal. I’m always down for chatting/plotting, or just screaming about our characters in general! I also love to share music that I feel fits our writing/characters, sometimes visuals as well.

If you’re interested and this seems like a good fit so far, please interact with this post and I’ll message you! 🏴‍☠️

.

[haveuseenmyhalo]

My coworker just texted me 10 pics of her and her boyfriend showing her left hand with the message “taking pics of my left hand until I have a ring on it”.

💀🏴‍☠️

She’s my kinda girl.