#she’s my man

[asteroidtroglodyte]

This town was built on muddy stilts

By the lunatic parade

It rains like revelations

Gonna wash these freaks away

Some girls wanna hold your hand

And some girls like to pray

Well my girl takes her drinks

With dust and rusty razor blades

As I lie between these covers

I wanna tell her that I love it

When she chokes me in the

Backseat of her riverboat 'cause

She's my man

And we got all the balls we need

When you taste that pavement

You're amazed

She smells your sympathy

So bye bye ladies

May the best queen hold the crown

For the most bush sold on the levee

My my, how word gets around

She strangles for a good time

And she kills my self-control

She's my man, don't be too sad sonny

'Cause she'll never be your woman no more

Someday soon, this dank lagoon's

Gonna sink right into hell

They'll hide you from big ida

At the sho' enough hotel

The ladies of the evening's just

A tombstone in your bed

Well my girl eats a wounded preacher

'Tween two loaves of bread

I know she's up to something

But how can I run when she's just

Keel-hauled twenty-one to nothing

I'll stay next to the steel coal oven 'cause

She's my man

And we got all the balls we need

When you taste that pavement

You're amazed

She smells your sympathy

So bye bye ladies

May the best queen hold the crown

For the most bush sold on the levee

My my, how word gets around

She strangles for a good time

And she kills my self-control

She's my man, don't be too sad sonny

'Cause she'll never be your woman no more

All you need's just a fist of a tear-stained bunny

When the good ship comes to town

Who said loves a bitch sit next to me honey

Because this old boat's gonna run aground

I don't want to be the burden

Or your jealous bastard

I don't wanna be the tarzan of your next epic disaster

She's my man

And we got all the balls we need

When you taste that pavement

You're amazed

She smells your sympathy

So bye bye ladies

May the best queen hold the crown

For the most bush sold on the levee

My my, how word gets around

She strangles for a good time

And she kills my self-control

She's my man, don't be too sad sonny

'Cause she'll never be your woman no more

She's my man, can't you feel her comin'

She's my man, she's gonna keep you runnin'

She's my man, she's gonna teach you something

She's my, she's my man

[curecraft]

[jjian1002]

Chilchuck the struggling girl dad🥳

[beebfreeb]

[corvid-khaos]

fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

[astearisms]

catalysts, protectors

[nouverx]

*proceeds to drink the whole bottle*

Yeah Alastor you're gonna be loved and appreciated wether you want it or not :)

[greykolla-art]

Charlie: “I’m so glad my most villain-coded friend is at full power again! 🥰💕”

*throws this to you angst goblins like raw steak* ❤️

(No I will not do a part 2!❤️)

[tittyinfinity]

I was hanging out at the karaoke bar, chatting with a beautiful woman, and we were really hitting it off. I threw a couple of flirtatious comments her way. She giggled nervously, but abruptly stopped and looked at the floor.

She told me that she was too nervous to hit on people because she's trans and worries that people will view her as a predator and that she might get hurt.

My heart sank. I let her know that she could hit on me in whatever way she wanted and I would LOVE it. We spent the rest of the night hanging out and flirting. We ended up making out. It was great.

But I can't stop thinking about how that wasn't the first time a trans woman has said that to me. About how unsafe it is for some women that they feel the need to give out fucking disclaimers to have normal interactions with people.

We have GOT to make the world a safer place for trans women. It pisses me off that there are men at the bar who are openly predatory towards me without fear of consequence, yet a trans woman is too scared to even fucking call me pretty. And that's because she IS more likely to face worse consequences for lesser things! Like what the fuck!

You need to always check on your internalized biases. Being queer yourself doesn't absolve you of transmisogynistic thoughts and behaviors. Being bi/pansexual doesn't mean you don't hold those biases either! If you feel differently about a trans woman hitting on you than you feel about a cis woman or a man hitting on you, you need to evaluate that.

Trans women, I love you so fucking much. You should be able to express attraction and love as freely as everyone else. I hope you can always feel safe around me. And I'll never stop fighting until you can feel safe period.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!

[slightlyartist]

This is what Ford saw when Fiddleford came back to Gravity Falls after his huge fight with Emma-May

Bonus:

[soranker]

98 lovemail doodles >_<

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanny gets her sleepy FNAF guys mixed up,,

[stil-lindigo]

bite of winter.

a comic about a princess who died in the snow.

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[crowkip]

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[mumblesplash]

(teaching my art class)

me: and what’s the number one rule when designing characters with wings? …well?

a handful of students, sighing reluctantly: no good fa-

me (interrupting them): NO good-faith attempts at realism, EVER. you want all the bird dweebs and physicists jumping ship as EARLY AS POSSIBLE so they’re not around to cinemasins your ass when you get to the cool parts of your story, and…ugh, what now, gerald

gerald (my least favorite student): why not just do some minimal research instead of-

me: listen you little shit i can and will singlehandedly tank your 4.0 gpa