#she's so stinkin cute im

[thefrsers]

You want me to try those beans?

[mimikinyuu]

hoooooly shit i didnt know about wooper

[ashipiko]

RAHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY ‼️‼️ SURPRISE, LOSERRR 🫶🫶

plus a lil bonus,,,,

ASHI’S BIRTHDAY CAMPAIGN! 🌺

…Well, Ashi was supposed to react to Viv’s gift, until a certain somebody came in and stole the spotlight. If led to the birthday girl malfunctioning a little, the second lover’s quarrel of the day, and a desperately needed 5 minutes for them to sort it out. Hopefully the gift giver had no problems with waiting in order to get a proper, deserved reaction.

“ACEY, for the last time, no PDA at the party…!”

“Is that just so you don’t short circuit on me, or is that an actual rule?”

“An actual rule! For my sanity…!”

“Too bad I’m a rule breaker then~”

Sighing upon realizing it would take a little longer than wanted to get out of this trap, Ashi embarrassedly looks over to the one who gave the gift, “A-Anyway! Vivs, gen thank you SO much for this banger of a banger?! This is sick! I look so stinkin’ cute!~ Like, your art is literally off the walls insane.”

“All the artists dropping off these trinkets for me are so talented…” The girl’s iconic sobs visit yet again, “You guys just get the Ashi charm! I’m so cute…!”

(ASHI REACTION UNDER CUT)

viv you cannot just call me a loser AND DROP THIS?????? CUZ HELLO????????? BRO EHAT!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 I WDYYALLY LIKE LOWKEY SCREWMED WHEN THIS FIRST GOT SENT IN THE EFFORT. YOU PUT IN? ASHI’S ARTGIRL CHARM LITERALLY POPPED OFF HERE LIKE ??2?:2!/?. THE POSE IS SO COOL. THE COMPOSIYION ISS O NICE. ITS LIKE SHES JUMPING OUT OF HER NOTEBOOK…… THE LETTERING FOR THE GEOOVY???? WAAAUAGAH. THE COLORS THE EVERTHING THE SPARLLESSSS WHEN I GETCHU VIV. WHEN IGEG YOU!!!! THANK HIU SO MUCB FAM LIKE AXTUALLY

And your ACE HES SO CUTE. HES SO HNDOSME. PUNCHES HIMM!!!!! do not LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT 😭😭🤔😭👊😭🥲😳 IM LOSING MY MIND IT. yeah. I JEED TO SLEEP. IM GOONG INSANE. THANK YOU AAHIN VIVS THIS ACTUALLY MADE ME FO COO COO NUTS INSANE

[pleasingforharry]

Amelia Zadro

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harrystyles

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harrystyles Driving? 4/10.

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yourinstagram PLEASE IM A STARRRRR

yourbff 4/10 is generous

yourinstagram have some faith in me goodness

y/nfan1 so pretty omggggg

harryfan1 wait where did they go?!?

yourinstagram im so stinkin cute!

harrystyles It makes up for your driving.

yourinstagram delete your account pls

harryfan2 THIS INTERACTION???

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jamescorden

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jamescorden uhh where did you come from? harrystyles

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yourinstagram you found him! omg i thought i lost him

harrystyles Hi, lovie. :)

harryfan1 omg he’s so hotttttt

y/nfan3 HELP Y/N AND HARRY IN THE COMMENTS

harryfan2 they’re soooo

yourinstagram i guess i can take down the missing cat posters

harrystyles Heyyyyyyyyy.

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yourinstagram

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yourinstagram your fav chocolate lover

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harrystyles I have a thing for chocolate lovers.

yourinstagram wait give me a chance pls

harrystyles Because you asked so nicely.

y/nfan1 she has ZERO flaws

yourbff there. shes right there officers

yourinstagram youre a vanilla lover …

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yourinstagram

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yourinstagram garry stylus pen <3

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harryfan1 I never saved a pic so fast omg

y/nfan1 y/n really be feeding us

harryfan2 the caption??? inside joke???

y/nfan2 LET ME IN

harryfan3 the fit? the hair? the smirk? the rings? no, im not okay

mitchrowland is he a singer or something?

harrystyles Something.

yourinstagram def something.

harryfan4 SEND HELP

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yourbff just found out y/n grew another inch!

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yourinstagram aka now hot ;)

yourbff yes ofc

y/nfan1 not the same for you?

yourbff go away.

yourinstagram I CACKLED

harrystyles She’s still gonna ask me to reach for the plates on the top shelf.

yourinstagram yeah, did we ever figure out why they’re still up there?

harrystyles So you can ask me to get them for you, and then I get a kiss.

yourinstagram sly styles ;)

harryfan1 HUH

y/nfan3 they’re killing me omg

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dailyharrynews Harry and his girlfriend, Y/N, were seen kissing during their walk today.

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harryfan1 I hate it here

y/nfan1 their height difference is so

harryfan3 imagine being able to just kiss Harry whenever

y/nfan2 shoot I wanna be Harry

y/nfan3 they’re so happy together

y/nfan4 the real question is, what’s y/n’s Starbucks order?

harryfan2 STOP EVERYTHING, WHATS HARRYS?

harryfan4 yourinstagram answer this RIGHT NOW

yourinstagram he’s too scared to order Starbucks. He drinks mine.

harrystyles I like what you like, so technically my order is yours

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yourinstagramfinsta wtf these 2 random ass ppl kissing at my party…

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yourbff yeah weird…

yoursister I saw them too. Looked just like you and h tho :/

yourinstagram no way

y/n’sboyfriend Is that not us?

yourbff STOP HES SO FUNNY

yourinstagram h babe?

y/n’sboyfriend What? I remember doing this.

childhoodfriend no one was wearing an outfit as shiny as yours...

yourinstagram omg leave???

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yourbff h: “wait, I’m trying to think of what else I should get her.”

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harrystyles Flowers weren’t enough. Sue me.

yourinstagram IS THAT MAN SINGLE??

harrystyles No sorry.

harryfan3 no actually, when will it be MY turn?

yourinstagram seriously yourbff who is that man?

yourbff trying to take him out on a date?

yourinstagram YES we can pluck each other’s eyebrows and drink apple juice

harrystyles Romantic.

y/nfan3 I knew I was stanning the right people

y/nfan2 why are they so funny omgggg

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yourinstagram fun h fact: all of his dance moves are practiced pre-show

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harryfan3 HELP ME PLEASE

y/nfan2 I can just imagine her smile watching him

harrystyles You promised not to tell anyone :/

yourinstagram oh I’m sorry honey.

harrystyles I want the key to my dressing room and your Grogu pillow gone by tomorrow

mitchrowland you wouldn’t last a DAY

pillowpersonpp I knew he couldn’t be naturally THAT good

harrystyles I want a new drummer.

yourinstagram a lot of talk for someone who preaches TPWK

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harrystyles

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harrystyles Fun Y/N fact: She has a sixth toe. It’s crooked too.

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y/nfan2 for free?? :o

yourinstagram boyfriend? more like ex-boyfriend

harrystyles Not possible.

yourbff excuse me?? Don’t talk about my gf like that

yourinstagram apologize rn grrrrrr

harrystyles Grrrrr.

yourinstagram whatever your dressing room was smelly anyway :/

harrystyles Ouch. I’m sorry, lovie.

yourinstagram youre forgiven. kiss me you fool!

y/nfan3 I love them so much

harryfan3 I want what they have

yoursister ugly ass feet

yourinstagram I hope a mustard bottle drops on your pinky finger

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hellooooooooo

[icallhimjoey]

i know he didnt win the poll, but coffeeshop!joe deserves a short little follow up because i miss him and i want to know how he's doing

GIRL the way i've held onto this request for weeks because i wanted to use this for @ghostinthebackofyourhead's birthday (which is TODAY surprise, pls go wish her a happy birthday, she's the loveliest) im sorry it took forever, but here you go! Wordcount: 1.6K

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Sunshine Blend Blonde Roast

“I don’t want to... intrude, even though, you kind of make it really impossible not to,” you colleague said whilst finishing up two cappuccinos for a customer as he looked over the machine at Joe.

“Intrude, my guy. You have a free pass to intrude whenever,” you quipped and threw him a plastic lid when you saw him reach for one.

“What did you do?” he said it soft enough for Joe not to hear, but loud enough for you to hear over the music just fine.

You grinned as you wiped down the counters.

“I did absolutely nothing,”

“Then why has he been sat there, glaring at you for... what's it been? Must have nearly been an hour now...”

From behind the coffee machine, the two of you just openly looked at Joe who didn’t shy away from staring right back at you, frowning deeply still.

“Sometimes,” you started, and couldn’t help but laugh before you could finish that sentence. It was the infectious type of giggle. The cackle your co-worker couldn’t help but smile at, even though he had no idea what was so funny.

“Sometimes he gets really mad at me just because I’m just so stinkin' cute,”

You saw Joe narrow his eyes from where he was sat, looking at you over his coffee cup which you knew must have been either empty, or cold by now.

He'd clearly heard you.

“Is that the problem?” you asked, voice louder now. “Am I being too cute today?”

You knew it wasn’t why Joe had sat down at a table by himself, just to wait out your shift. Joe was annoyed that you’d even taken on a shift in the first place, because who the fuck decides to work on their birthday if they don’t have to?

Well. You did.

Because a colleague had asked the full groupchat if someone could cover for him tomorrow, because he’d forgotten he had tickets for a festival, and then no one had replied in over an hour. And, you know, you didn’t really have plans – not that you knew about anyway – so, why not help out a friend?

“Go party, my man, I’ve got you,” you’d texted back and then you’d neglected to tell Joe about it until the next day when you were about to leave to go to work.

Apparently, Joe did have plans for you.

Obviously.

It was your birthday, after all.

“I don’t think that’s the issue,” you colleague said when Joe’s facial expression didn’t falter.

“Oh man, I’m not?” It wasn’t busy in the coffee shop, but the people that were in were all most definitely trying to follow what was currently happening between the loud girl behind the counter and the grumpy man who kept eerily quiet for someone being spoken to like that.

You sucked in air through your teeth and shook your head.

“Dangerous game to play, not calling a girl cute on her birthday, I don’t know how that could ever end well...”

“It’s your birthday?” your colleague had no idea.

“Oh, you’re adorable!” Joe suddenly shouted across the shop, all sarcastic. It just made you grin wider and scrunch up your nose at him.

“Happy birthday!” your colleague said.

“Thank you.” You replied but kept your eye-contact with Joe which was turning more challenging by the second.

“You’re starting to freak out our other customers, though,”

You noticed someone to the side who kind of waited to walk through your line of sight from each other, not wanting to get stuck in the crossfire. A little like they were waiting for one of you to take pic of the other and they didn’t want to ruin the snapshot, which was hilarious.

“No, please," you gestured for them to walk. "Don’t worry about him. He’s all bark, no bite,” you kindly spoke to them as they let out a relieved chuckle before they made their way to the door. The comment made Joe roll his eyes.

The little break from looking at Joe gave your colleague the chance to place two dirty blenders into your hands for you to rinse, and just for a second you got back to work. Sang and moved a bit to the music you had playing, all pleased with yourself because you’d stocked everything up behind the counter, and then had wiped it all clean, so it all looked very nice and organised.

T'was very satisfying.

You fucking loved your job.

“Okay, now he’s starting to freak me out a little bit,”

“Joe, stop staring,” you called, not looking up from your task at hand, and you heard a soft snicker come from his direction.

“I think you’re right,” you then said to your colleague. “I don’t think my overall cuteness is the issue here,”

“I think,” you placed the now rinsed blenders back in their spot and turned back to give Joe a glance. “I think it’s got something to do with Joe not being allowed behind the counter and the fact that he owes me a lot of birthday kisses still,”

“You’ve gotten plenty birthday ki–” Joe called, sort of too loudly for your colleague to be comfortable with.

But you made it worse, because you cut him off with your voice raised even louder, saying “One for every year I’ve been alive, Joe! That’s how birthday kisses work!” You played being annoyed with him, knowing it was all games.

Joe loved being in the coffee shop whilst you worked. Gave him a chance to just sit back and watch you. Just, working. Being yourself. And he got to do all openly without having to pretend he wasn’t looking whenever you glanced over at him.

Instead, he’d just get to smile all dreamily at you, and then you’d smile back all confidently, or pull a silly face to make him laugh. Or, on exceptionally special days, you’d grow a bit shy from his consistent eyes on you, and Joe would make you blush. Those were his favourite days.

Also, Joe was allowed behind the counter. There just couldn’t be other customers in store, because if there were other customers, there was work, and Joe wasn’t meant to distract you from doing your actual job.

Your boss had come down hard on the two of you more than once, so you followed the rules. Behaved like the good boy and good girl you were, not wanting to be yelled at again by your superior.

It’s why you’d noticed that there was just one other person left now, and they had started putting their coat back on. It’s also why you’d noticed that Joe had noticed them too.

The door hadn’t even fallen fully shut before Joe shot up out of his seat and made his way around with fast footsteps and grabby hands. It made you squeal and want to hide in a panic from him as you laughed, but Joe’s hands found you quick as they took hold of you by the waist. And then, so did his mouth as it latched itself onto yours for a quality birthday kiss.

Full tongue.

Full giggles.

Full shenanigans.

Your colleague didn’t do shenanigans, and he had to push the two of you aside a little as he reached around to pick up everything he needed to go clean the tables people had just sat at.

“It’s her birthday, it’s her birthday,” the two of you could hear him whisper to himself which made you both smile into your kiss.

You loved your job, but your job with Joe in the shop? So much better.

Joe kissed you for a while, all soft and tender, and then broke the kiss to say, "Seven." before diving back in.

Then, not sooner after, Joe broke away again before he muttered, "Eight." and you couldn't help but let a belly laugh escape you, head thrown back and all. It gave Joe the chance to giggle into your neck for a moment.

"I don't think the first six ones really count, I don't remember them," you joked and you could hear your colleague scoff loudly from across the shop. He was so done with your shit.

Fortunately, Joe kind of loved your shit.

Joe leant in once more to kiss you all soft and sweet, and then said, "Three." before leaning back enough to take in your lovesick dopey grin, not unlike his own.

It was your birthday, and if you said those kisses didn't count, they didn't count.

The door of the shop opened and new customers walked in, promptly ending the cute romantic little moment you had going.

"You want another coffee?" you asked Joe before you were willing to let go of him completely.

Your colleague came around to help the people who'd just stepped inside, because he was collegiate like that.

"I'd love one," Joe said, leaning in for a last quick peck before half-jogging his way back around the counter into allowed territory. Customer territory.

"One large americano, coming up,"

"Actually," Joe stopped just before he was about to sit down in the same spot he always sat when he came to visit you at work. "Surprise me."

And if that didn't make it the best fucking birthday ever, you didn't what would.

It was your birthday and if you wanted to work on your birthday, you could. If you wanted to kiss Joe behind the counter for a bit, you could. And if you wanted to make Joe a ridiculously sweet wild colourful iced proper milkshake of a coffee, you absolutely could.

"Happy birthday to me," you smiled as you scooped ice into a blender, glancing up at Joe who had now sat down again, his chin resting on top his fist as he smiled at you all smugly. Look how happy he made you.

"Happy birthday to you, babe."

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[synthesin]

PERVINCO

tanthamore

ch. blurb : for her pride (all pun intended) kit, unable to accept her fate as a pillow princess, tries to top jade. simple! ...she just has to figure out what the hell she's doing.

cw : bad writing ⋆ lemon (!smut!) ⋆ mature language ⋆ canon compliant ⋆ !! includes - teasing, oral, and fingering ❤︎

chapter word count : 3.2k

ᥫ᭡. ~ as the self-proclaimed overlord of the pillow princess kit crusaders, even i adore the idea of her getting in her ego about being a bottom and trying to top jade. ( im also highly in love with the concept of jade being topped.) so i hope you all enjoy this !

credit to cafekitsune for the lovely dividers and banners (they're all so stinkin' cute, right !!?)

chapter one

Fuck. Kit groaned mentally; it still wasn't enough.

"Done already? We just started," Jade's teasing frustrated her more. She wanted to wipe that smug grin off her face and see it contorted in vexation, irritation, and...pleasure? "Think you're in the position to be distracted, princess?"

Jade's sword swinging at her head pulled Kit from her derailed train of thought. She blocked the attack swiftly, but Jade was just as quick to swing at her chest, immediately slowing it to soften the impact. Kit fell back, smacking the ground in annoyance.

"You didn't strike properly." She chided.

Jade countered, "And you weren't concentrating properly."

She helped Kit off the ground, chuckling as the princess grew angrier. "That doesn't matter! When I'm open, take it; I told you not to hold back anymore."

"I was not holding back; the strength I used was what you can handle for now. Once you surpass that-."

"I can handle more now," Kit ranted, gesturing to her armor.

Jade scoffed and crossed her arms. "Just because you have that cuirass doesn't mean I'm going to strike you to kill."

It was no use arguing back and forth, so Kit shrugged her shoulders and began to walk off. "Whatever, I'll have Boorman actually spare with me." 

"No, you won't." Her voice raised a bit, and though Kit enjoyed the firmness of her tone, it was a bit too much; she didn't back down. Biting the inside of her cheek, she glared back at Jade.

"I won't?" Kit laughed dryly and turned away once more. As stubborn as she was, Jade knew her threat wasn't empty.

Huffing, she sped up to her retreating lover and struck her sword before her. The blade was inches from her throat; Kit turned her head and smiled. Standing still for a moment longer, staring into Jade's eyes, she knocked the sword away with her own and struck back.

A chain attack opened between the two; their surrounding area was filled with grunting and the clashing of steel. Nearby animals scurried off as their spar became more hectic. Jade, being entirely on the offense, oddly excited Kit; her swings were aggressive and unforgiving.

Admittedly, they were becoming more challenging to keep up with, but that's all she wanted; she wouldn't learn if Jade coddled her through training. She'd never be able to protect her against the Wyrm and whatever obstacles it throws at them in her current state.

Her reflexes have gotten better. Jade praised and began attacking faster. She watched Kit stumble slightly, giving her an opening, and as requested, she took it. In one fell swoop, Jade struck Kit's sword, disarming her, and slammed the hilt of her sword right above her diaphragm, knocking the brunette off her feet.

Kit hit the ground harder this time, falling flat on her back, knocking the little bit of air she had left in her chest. Tossing her sword aside, Jade quickly straddled Kit as she tried to recuperate before grabbing her wrists and pinning her down. 

"You've improved greatly, Your Highness," Jade started as she leaned closer, leveling their faces. "But you're still not ready. Understood?" It was too much. Adrenaline was high; their bodies were too close, and everything was getting hotter. Kit whined in response, struggling to free herself from Jade's tight grasp.

"Understood?" Jade repeated, this time just above a whisper and dripping with sultry. Breathlessly, Kit finally replied with a rushed yes and freed her wrist. She pulled Jade into a kiss that became desperate and intense. 

Knowing what was needed, Jade pulled her body off Kit's and kneeled, sitting on her heels, then leaned over to take the Lux Arcana from the cuirass. Deactivated, the shiny body armor contracts, and the breastplate is back in its dull, tattered-looking state. Kit sat up, ripped it from her body, and aimlessly discarded it before straddling Jade and capturing her lips again.

Jade's hands busied themselves with unbuttoning Kit's top as she moved from kissing her lips to her neck. She nibbled and sucked various spots, all receiving the same airy whine. Kit threw her head back, granting Jade more access, and latched her hands into her velvety curls. Pushing open Kit's shirt, Jade's hands went straight to her breast, kneading them softly over her thin brassier. She teasingly peppered kisses over Kit's collarbone and the exposed areas of her chest, laughing softly when her hair was gripped tighter. Kit tugged it back, forcing Jade to look up at her, and immediately attacked her lips.

Feeling she had withheld pleasure from Kit long enough, she began unbuttoning her own top. Before she was halfway down the row of buttons, a twig snapping followed by a deep and familiar 'oh' made her stop dead in her tracks. Hastily, she snatches both sides of Kit's shirt up her shoulders and wraps it closed over her exposed torso before gripping her own together.

Kit instantly removed herself from Jade's lap and turned away from the intruders. Craning her neck, she saw Airk and Boorman standing awkwardly behind them. Only Airk radiated awkwardness; Boorman appeared somewhat amused as he leaned against a tree, giving her a knowing smile. Airk scratched the back of his head, looking anywhere else but them.

The twin cleared his throat, gazing at the suddenly interesting grass while passing his basket filled with wild vegetables between both hands. "Ah...this spot is occupied....We can go find clovers elsewhere; excuse us." 

"Yeah, don't let us stop you! Sparing sessions are important; at least, that's what you said to get out of herb hunting early. Anyway, we'll leave-." Boorman added, receiving a nudge from Airk and a glare from Jade. 

"No! We'll go." Kit rushed out, still not facing the rest; she grabbed the cuirass and its key before rushing off. Boorman coughed to poorly stifle his chuckle, causing Jade to shake her head before picking up her and Kit's sword, following after her.

Come nightfall, the group, tired from traveling and forging, were bathed and huddled around the fire, eating roasted duck. Sparing had worked up Kit's hunger, so her portion didn't last long in her bowl. Jade gave her bowl over, causing Elora to frown.

"You don't like it?"

"I did, I'm just not that hungry."

Mouthful, Boorman chimed in, "Really? After we interrupted your royal feast early, I'd think you'd be famished by now."

A flush crept up on Kit's face, "I. Will. End. You." Sword in hand, she was on her feet just as Jade threw a bone in the cackling man's direction and pulled Kit back beside her. Willow and Airk kept their faces shoved in their bowls to avoid the confrontation.

"Right, this is for you," Elora exclaimed, tossing her a small vial of greenish cream. Kit caught it, tearing her eyes away from Boorman, and scanned it, confused, before letting Jade take it to inspect. "What is it?"

"Helps repel mosquitoes and soothe their bites; they've been rampant. I see one has already gotten to you." After that last line, the rest of the group was thrown into a fit of laughter right along with Boorman. Even Jade was chuckling, which sent Kit over the edge. She snatched up her belongings and then began to storm off.

"Where are you going?" Jade called out, amused when she heard her grumble something about patrolling. 

Going far enough to be unable to them or the fire crackling, Kit threw her things down and screamed in frustration. After straightening her blankets, she sprawled out on her back and sighed. A soft rustle of leaves disrupted her short moment of peace. Kit raised up on her elbows and watched Jade come into view. 

"You forgot something,"

"What?" 

Jade pulled the vial of cream from her pocket, causing Kit to roll her eyes and turn away. Jade's laugh filled the air; it took everything in Kit to keep from smiling. She felt her lay down behind her before being tugged back into her chest. Her lips instantly attached to Kit's neck, making her moan lightly. "What do you think? Will it repel me?" Annoyed, the princess shook off her knight and scooted away. 

"Leave."

"Alright, I'll stop," Satisfied, Kit lay flat on her back again and stared at her. "Brat," Jade muttered, pulling her into a kiss. Kit's body didn't take long to return to the same touch-craved and needy state it was in that afternoon. Their outer layer of clothes was shed soon after, and Jade began gripping and rubbing Kit's inner thigh, causing her head to feel fuzzy. She wanted this, but still, she grabbed Jade's hand, stopping her.

Jade looked at her, confused, "What's wrong," 

"Let me top this time." This caused the redhead to laugh a little before sitting up.

"Why the sudden interest?"

"Well... Why not?" Kit questioned. It wasn't a crazy request, right? The times they 'played,' it's always been her on the receiving end. It's only fair she gets to have a chance.

"Is this because of the teasing?"

"Wha- no," Yes. "Why are you against it? Scared, I'd do better." Kit taunted.

She had to flip the situation around as her body began to betray her. Jade was well aware as she had been lightly dragging her fingertips over Kit's body the entire time. Take advantage of every sensitive zone. She loved seeing her try not to show a reaction, only for her body to jolt a bit as Jade inched past her naval. "I know you can't,"

"It's- mmh," She bit back a moan as Jade slid her hand over her clothed core. "It's not like it's hard," She rushed out and quickly sat up. Jade grinned, unfazed, before pulling Kit on top of her.

"Alright, then do it." Kit's eyes widened slightly at the unexpected response. She was sure Jade would fight her more on the topic, but now that she'd let her win so quickly, everything to do next seemed all jumbled. She straddled her waist and began fidgeting with her hands.

Jade smiled and whispered, 'Go on' after laying flat. She rubbed Kit's thighs softly, waiting patiently for the princess to make her first move. Kit nodded hesitantly and leaned down to kiss Jade.

Topping shouldn't be too hard, but the sudden pressure suffocated her. What was she to do first? How long before moving on to the next thing? What exactly are the things she's to do? Her second mistake was figuring she'd think of the next move while occupying Jade's lips with her own. The first was mindless, challenging Jade tonight. All it took was Jade's tongue invading her mouth to make Kit falter. She tried thinking of what was usually done to her, but the way Jade began biting her low lip and gripping her waist, all that flooded her mind was how wet she was becoming and how she was sure Jade knew. It never failed to amaze herself how much something so simple affected her.

Thinking quick, Kit moved to Jade's neck. Envisioning how Jade gives her love bites, she attempts the same—problem three. The stifled noises she heard slipping past Jade's lips made her proud until they became audible cackles. Jade tried covering her mouth and containing herself, but it was too late.

"I'm sorry-Kit, wait, I didn't mean to laugh." Pushing off over her, Kit sat between Jade's legs and bit her lip in anger. Jade sat up and wiped the tears that formed in her eyes, finally stopping her giggle.

"You're messing me up on purpose."

"I'm not, honestly. It was just a bit funny-."

"It's never funny when you do it to me,"

"That's because I know what I'm doing." Pulling at her hair in frustration, Kit pushed Jade back down. "I know what I'm doing; stop cheating." 

Kit couldn't wrap her head around the ordeal; she did exactly what Jade usually does. So why was it different?

When Jade kisses her neck, Kit loses all control of her senses, and her body listens only to Jade instantly after. So why was it so weird when she tried it?

I won't lose.

Her mind went to the one place she was sure Jade wouldn't be able to giggle if it was kissed. She kissed Jade's lips down to her pelvis. Humming in satisfaction, Jade began playing with and pulling at Kit's hair. "That feels quite nice."

"Don't patronize me," Kit muttered, not sparing her a glance, and tried to ignore how good the hair-pulling felt. Kissing her over the thin cloth, Kit remembered how Jade does it to her—problem four. Hands or mouth, when Jade gets below the belt, Kit's brain stops functioning. She can't even kiss her neck correctly; how was she supposed to do better down here?

Jade condescendingly asked if she was doing alright. Shushing her, Kit stared down at her own hand, confused. Should she start with one or two fingers? One would obviously be first, but she wanted to do her better; more is better. Right?

Kit pulled off the thin cloth and tossed it aside. Let's just wing it, she thought to herself. Her mouth latched onto Jade's clit and began sucking harshly. Before Jade could address her current discomfort mercilessly, two fingers were jabbed into her, causing her to scream out in pain. Kit removed herself at once and watched, worried, as Jade squeezed her legs close and turned over in pain.

"What's wrong? Are you alright?" 

Once the pain eventually let up, Jade huffed out, still clutching herself, and peered at Kit wide-eyed.

"What happened?! You attempting to impale me!"

"I don't get it; I just do what you usually do," Jade clicked her tongue. "I have never done that to you, first of all, and as I said before," She started, pulling Kit flat onto the blanket. "I know what I'm doing, princess," 

True to her word, as soon as her lips touched Kit's neck, a tingly coursed through her body. Instinctively, she wrapped her limbs around Jade and moaned out in pleasure. To add insult to injury, she was doing precisely what Kit had just attempted and far better. She couldn't act like it didn't feel good, even if her life depended on it. Jade began massaging her clit at a torturingly slow speed. Laughing softly into the crook of Kit's neck as she pleaded for her to go faster. Jade obliged and sped up. Occasionally, sliding her fingers between her folds, taunting Kit's entrance. 

"Please, Jade...lick." Jade hummed at her begging, finding it rather cute.

Letting herself be pulled into another messy kiss, she slowed her speed again and smiled as Kit cried out more. Teasing her was something she'd grow tired of.

Kit's hands left Jade's hair and pressed down on top of the hand, tormenting her, trying to force her to go faster. Jade responded by sliding a finger inside her. Kit threw her head back and let out a throaty moan. Her back arched off the ground as Jade kissed down her torso. Her right hand gripping Kit's thigh, forcing her leg apart, giving herself space to lay in front of her dripping core. After pumping out of her a few times, she gave Kit her tongue like she had been begging for.

Whenever she tried wrapping her leg around Jade to hold her closer, she'd receive a hard pinch, forcing her leg back into submission. She was sure her thigh was covered in tiny bruises, and she knew Jade would spend time kissing all of them later, making her wetter. 

Hearing her princess cry out her name made Jade's body quiver. She pulled her finger out of Kit, leaned up, and forced it into her mouth; she watched Kit shamelessly suck on it before pulling her hand away and kissing her. She touched herself with the same hand, and the other quickly entered Kit, adding two fingers. She moaned into Jade's mouth and rode her fingers.

Feeling her climax creeping up, Jade pumped inside both of them faster, kissing along Kit's jaw as she screamed louder as they came. Jade kissed Kit's breast one last time before flopping down beside her. 

Coming down from her high, Kit realized what had happened and slapped her hand on the ground "Fuck," She looked over at Jade and rolled her eyes at the grin on her face.

"Cheater."

"Cheater?! You were me begging so sweetly for more the entire time; I won fair and square."

"Let me try again," Jade shook her head and pushed her exhausted body off the ground, "Absolutely not stabby, c'mon."

Kit groaned and let Jade pull her to her feet and shuffle along bitterly as she was led to a spot for them to relieve and clean themselves. She can't lose like this, she thought sorely to herself. Not only would Jade never let her live it down, but she was also sure the others' incessant teasing would drive her insane. Jade led them to a waterfall nearby, pulling Kit under the pouring water and kissing her pouting lips.

The cool water felt nice against their warm bodies; tonight was particularly humid, making the cold shower much more appreciated. Jade racked her hands through Kit's short hair, letting the water wash away the sweat.

Kit began badgering her again. "This time was just practice; let me try again." Jade, acting as if she couldn't hear her over the rushing water, began rubbing her body down. She took time gently rubbing and kissing all the forming bruises on her body that came from their spar, and as predicted, when she saw the tiny bruises littering Kit's inner thigh, she kissed every one of them gingerly. 

"You're not being fair," Kit moaned, trying to steady herself; Jade's kissing was getting dangerously close. Her torment ended as Jade stood and began rubbing her own body down. Not even attempting to act as if she was helping, Kit's hands rested on her breasts and began groping them. Jade wiped the water from her face and smiled as Kit leaned in and kissed her.

It was slow and sweet. Jade cupped Kit's jaw, deepening the kiss before pulling away and resting their forehead together. They stood there holding each other, letting the water rain down on them. Kit sighed out contently. She loved how Jade was with her after sex; it helped clear her mind. Especially with their current predicament, they both needed moments like this.

Once the coolness of the water became too much to bear, the pair finally made their way back to their pallet. Silently, they took turns drying each other off and putting back on their clothes.

Jade hummed, "I'll let you try again," Beaming Kit pecked her on the lips. "Stab into me like that again, and I'll have you regret it, your highness."

Coyly, Kit smiled, "What will you do to me?"

"You'll find out; now, let's sleep. We'll need the rest."

Kit obeyed, leaning against the bags as makeshift pillows, and opened her arms. Jade laid in them and got comfortable, tightly wrapping her arm around Kit's waist. Her face nuzzled against her princess's chest, making her hum contentedly. Kit kissed her damp hair one last time before they both let slumber overcome them. 

ᥫ᭡. ~ don’t you just love it when sapphics. yea me too. part two, the final part in progress ❤︎

[celestie0]

the new drabble..wow mr gta is so stinking cute i want to put him in my mouth. i suppose ive never read any fiction with baby kittens before (odd thing to realise now) but that kitten was so kitten...truly knows nothing, doesn't know his ABCs 😭😭😭😭 also can u spare any hcs about reader's relationship w mr gta? does she short circuit when seeing gojo as a competent cat dad?

lol i thought i was the only one that just wants to put cute kittens in my mouth 🤣 thanks sooo much my love i’m so happy you enjoyed it and found it cute :”) YES. KITTENS R SO DUMB N SO STINKIN CUTE lol that part ab the kitten not knowing pythagorus theorum was from a tiktok that i saw hahaha. they r too cute to learn abc’s!!

HAHA please i mean who doesnt get wet at the sight of a hot guy being cute n gentle w a little kitten ✋🏼😔 reader will def have interactions w mr gta in the future when she visits gojo’s place eventually hahah, and she will adore him!!

tbh i think the sight that would have her like

this, is if he was like shirtless in the bathroom while brushing his teeth w really messy n cute bedhead and mr gta is climbing up his muscly arms up to his shoulders n nuzzles in his neck 🙈🙈🙈🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕

😂😂 im gonna cry when will i find a man like tht

[aquarterasian]

first ep of wonderful was so adorable i can definitely see komugi becoming one of my favorite cures shes so stinkin cute

loved how short and sweet her transformation was, it suits her. interesting that she doesn't seem to have a purifying attack yet, i imagine we'll probably get a duo one with iroha and the first few will be purified with the hugs which is honestly really cute. satoru is super cute as well, i can't wait to see more of him. i wasn't expecting mayu to be so shy, she almost seems worse than yayoi djfkghkjdgf overall i thought it was a solid first ep and im so excited for friendly's debut next week!

[freedomfireflies]

You know what would be a cute story for the mine series, imagine y/n comes home seething like full rage mode, pissed as shit! and Harry and Asher are on high alert because she’s normally so calm cool and collected only to find out it was for something they see to be minuscule like a colleague at her work or gossip amongst her childhood friends, and maybe her period, but the boys who face actual reasons to be mad daily can’t quite understand her rage because it appears to be such a small situation; but when they ask questions she yells at them too, so they take to agreeing with her side until they eventually wind up in rage mode over the gossip as well, for what they’re not sure because y/n’s rants make no sense but shes so mad it’s pissed them right off too lol. So when y/n says “Im so mad I could just kill someone..” Asher’s mid dial on the phone like that can be arranged. And maybe she takes her anger out all cute screaming into pillows and creating false argument rebuttals to herself and their heads are simultaneously watching her pace back and forth mentally sharpening their knives while they wait her command which never comes because she calms down eventually and apologizes for overreacting and they’re like guns loaded “ wait that’s it.” Ash has the realization first of “so this is how normal people practice anger management.” And Harry goes “pretty overrated if you ask me.”

AAAAA THIS IS SO STINKIN' CUTE!!!! Omg I love it so much!! You've completely captured their spirits and reactions so perfectly and honestly, I don't think I could write it any better than this 😭💞💞💞 This was so fun for me to read, thank you so much for sending it and taking the time to create such a sweet interaction!!

10000000% agree!!! I'm actually going to sob over this for a good while 😭

[snomoscribbles]

Hi Bren!

I've been messing around with your Nanui bot and I've been using my Litx persona with him!

I love Nanui sm-😩 so stinkin' sweet and cuddling!!💞

Anyway! I wanted to tell you that somehow Litx and Nanui had a baby and her name is Tompa (Rain) because she was born during a rainstorm and stuff!✨

THAT SOUNDS SO CUTE OMG THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME IM GLAD YOU'RE ENJOYING IT <3

[doodlemunster]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers ♡

I'm SO SORRY THIS TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG

and thank you to @yesitsloulou because I saw you sent me this too and y'all are so so sweet for it. Seriously. I LOVE YOU GUYS SO FREAKING MUCH

Top 5 things that make me happy, let's goooo (strap in this is a long one)

Friends & Family

I'm putting them together cuz technically friends ARE family to me. More and more do I realize just how stinkin important they are and how much they make my day/month/year.

My friends sending me tiktoks/memes they think I'll love or remind them of me, who love me for me and I can be my goofy self with them

my parents being endlessly supportive and hear me out, who sometimes pick me up coffee or snacks simply because they are thinking of me. My mom, who used to take my brother and I to anime cons and would patiently listen to us rant about our latest obsession and STILL does it till this day even though she has no interest in any of it because she loves us that much. Or my dad who will be a big ol' goof and won't stop till he's cracked a smile out of me.

2. Mutuals

I would put mutuals in the friends and family category, but y'all deserve your own spot because otherwise I'd go on forever lmao (also I see mutuals as friends but I know some people might find that TOO familiar and I'm not trying to weird ya out or nothin)

mutuals who leave tags on reblogs, letting me know their thoughts or little comments to me. Or the reblogs on my art and letting me know if you love it or not?? like 'IM OVER THE MOON'. Know that I'm squeeing and kickin my feet and twirling my hair. All of it. Also, seeing how excited y'all are about a certain show, books, fandom etc Even those posts that are like 'reblog if you would gently headbutt with the person you reblogged this from if y'all were cats'. I love that. I mean it when I say that all of this makes my entiiirrree day. I love it and I love y'all!!

3. My Pets

Seeing their cute little faces gets me through so much. They let me hug and kiss them a whole bunch and it fills me with so much seratonin, holy hell. They have helped me on lonely nights, being little supportive spirits when I'm in my head too much or going through a bad break up. If y'all want some cuteness too, heres a pic of the two of them. I lost my sweet Gir last year and it still gets to me. It's also the anniversary of her passing, but she was an amazing dog.

4. CBD gummies

okay so this is left field and sounds goofy, but I struggle with sleep pretty badly. I'm a night owl through and through, so it makes settling down super hard. My brain just won't shut the fuck up. It's caused my anxiety to spike enough to get medicated for it. However, with these gummies I can FINALLY bank on a good night's sleep and for that I am forever thankful. It also makes me feel so damn good too, so it even calms my anxious nerves. It's made me happy to tears, let me tell ya.

5. Baking

Been finding a lot of happiness in trying new recipes. Some of my favorite nights are getting tipsy/high, baking, and watching horror movies. I've mad pie dough, mini pumpkin pies, brownies, no bakes, caramels, truffles, muffins and god its been such a TREAT. I made my friends and family baked goods and it filled me with so much joy.

Thank you so so much for the sweet ask!! <3 I'm so happy to have y'all as mutuals. Seriously, you make the weeks that much sweeter. I hope you are doing great. Sending you lots of love! ❤️❤️❤️

[thekinkyleopard]

‼️ATTENTION SNOW PUPPIES‼️

(Remi x Levi fans!)

Hi everyone! It’s Kez here! Just letting you guys know I have OFFICIALLY ( with the help of the wonderful @aller-geez ) figured out the storyline and plot of my next Snz fic staring Remi as our victim!!! It’ll be smutty and fluffy! Stayed tuned, it should be published within the next 3 days! Thank you for reaching out (regardless if it was to Geezie, shout-out to the snow puppies!!!) I know it’s nerve wracking to ask a non-snz fet person for snz fet. However! Im an extremely open person! I do NOT mind requests at ALL! I love that you guys love the boys 🥹 and creating fet fics are so much fun, even when they’re not my personal Fetish. Appreciate all the support from you guys 🙏🏻 It’s really brought me back into my passion.

(Art by Aller-geez! Posting it mostly cause look how stinkin cute they are, ugh! She just nails it every-time 🥹)

[berryscaryskies]

"Despite your love for the environment and the planet you also Really love consumerism, you just have to have your things! You try to balance these aspects of yourself as best you can in whatever ways you can, which isn’t always easy, but that won't stop you! You’re gonna have it all and no one can stop you."

-My earth gen is Chirimoya! Growing up Chiri was spoiled with love and support by her whole family, and her dad especially. He hated the idea of leaving her alone so he'd take her on all of his jungle excursions(the safe ones anyways) and archeology digs. From these trips Chiri developed a grand sense of love for nature and the world around her. She could spend hours simply sitting outside watching plants grow. 

-Chiri's very first collecting habits started up with going on these trips with her father. He would occasionally gift her fossils he had no need for and she'd display them proudly. As an adult her house is practically full to the brim with just the Stuff she's collected over the years. With her most lucrative and completed collection being her Frogs. 

-Chiri LOVES frogs, she's been breeding and caring for them since she was old enough to and she has her frog terrariums proudly displayed throughout her house.

-I wanna talk about Alice too! The two met as children in Oasis Springs, her father was scowering for limestones meanwhile Chiri met Alice(and their other bestie Julie) at the park. This trip is also when she caught her first frog! Chiri and Alice hit it off super well and the two would hang out all the time, turns out they went to the same school as Chiri also invited Alice home after class frequently. It was only as teenagers that it became clear to Chiri (and me) that Alice had a massive crush on Chirimoya and after a bit of lowkey flirting and constantly spending 1 on 1 time together the two went on a date and the rest is history.

-They went camping at granite falls for their honey moon after their wedding and they both seemed to have a great time. I think once their kid(s?) are old enough they'll go a couple more times.

-there was a period of time where Alice actually wore a paperbag over her head in game, i eventually decided to take it off cuz i wanted them to have cute childhood pictures together, but I like to imagine it was Chiri being sweet and Alice's big crush on her that made her stop wearing it lol

-they wore their friendship bracelets To Their WEDDING 😭it was literally so stinkin cute and sooo sweet, im like obsessed with them. THE childhood friends to lovers ever.

-Not in the drawings but I actually think Chiri is pansexual, but she's literally only ever dated or had serious feelings for Alice. A bit opposite of her parents who both never really settled down ever with anyone and preferred the casually dating/woohoo-ing people but generally single lifestyles.

-Alice is a school teacher, and because of her love of music trait i like to imagine she's specifically a Music Teacher at school. She spends most of her free time at home on an instrument, and I like to imagine the three of them having little jam sessions cuz Chiri isn't horrible at the guitar either and little baby Olympia join in however she can. With little mini dance parties popping up on occasion.

-Since Olympia is so young and I have plenty of playtime left with Chirimoya(and also she's currently my favorite generation thus far) I imagine I'll have more content for her as things finish up and Mars Gen truly begins.

Sim Chiri and Alice plus their adopted daughter Olympia

[neopoint]

ok totk opening thoughts: zelda is SO stinkin cute the way link listens to her get all excited and holds the torch for her while she takes pictures im sobbing… also having it finally be easily noticeable and confirmed that’s she’s just a little taller than him 🩷🥹 the ancestor zonai dude is kinda hot (sorry) but i’m already getting a headache trying to imagine where this is gonna be on the timeline like who the hell are these people why are they in skyworld did he marry zelda’s ancestor? and where does hylia fit into this…

[domnq88]

Korean studies

So, I’m still studying Korean and made it to level 1B. The levels for the king sejong(the king of Korea who made the Hangul alphabet long ago) goes like beginner, 1A, 1B, 2A 2B and so forth. I’m still a beginner but I leveled up so yay! 😁

My listening is still better than anything. I watch a LOT of lives of BTS and some shows/Korean YouTubers! So I think that’s why. Talk to me in Korean is good. I like watching

Pony Syndrome

Q2han (they speak mainly English though)

Hello jadoo AKA 안녕 저야

Learn More Korean with Go Billy! Korean

MEJIWOO (that’s Jhope’s sis her blogs are cute)

Cheezefilm cheezefilm is wild, but the vids are short and enjoyable

Learn Korean in Korean (Mr. Kim /선생님 김)

쥬네일 JOUNAIL(her nails are awesome! It’s usually a subtitled nail video! I love watching her for nail Inspo!)

Aaron and Claire they cook a lot. Claire reviews the food , and does so in Korean 😊

Seoul walker. Self explanatory. Cool to see places using Korean in Korea lol

엘피디LPD she does fashion for “plus sizes” she so Stinkin cute!!!! She does couples ones too sometimes

And sometimes random vloggers

K dramas are good for phrases but sometimes some things used don’t sound too natural to me, but sometimes over the top. But like…Duh, they’re acting so that makes sense.

I’m getting a bit upset though

I love the study group Im in, and 90% of the time people are really friendly and nice. But thy other 10%

NOPE. BIG NOPE.

I keep getting accused of using higher level of Korean and to “slow down.”

WHICH MAKES NO SENSE TO ME!

Like, I’m learning, what do you mean slow down? If I know how to use the phrases correctly, how is it pass my limit???

For a bit of background (except for math lol) I usually excel at things like this if I try/study.

So…why put me down about it?

I’m so annoyed. Not everyone does this but it’s weird that I’m literally just studying and practicing and get told, “wow that’s really beyond your level.” Sometimes they mean it in a compliment but lately it’s been as if to say I’m doing too much. 😑

I really like Korean. I ENJOY studying it. Maybe cause it’s a challenge. Im working on speaking and will edit a vid of me speaking it too!!! More of those are coming. 😁 it makes sense cause the last time I checked I WANTED TO FINISH ART SCHOOL THERE THROUGH MY COLLEGE!!!

I just like it….like why say I’m doing too much I don’t understand

🥺

Like…..I’m gonna keep going. I’m grateful for the people who ARE helpful and sweet! 😊😊😊

Everybody else can kick rocks.

🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

[ily-rly]

hi wosie. talk about Friday the 13th (part 2) pwease. and then talk about me

oh im not sure i even know the POPULAR opinions about part 2 much less the UNpopular ones. let's seeeeeee

in my opinion part 2 CLEARS the other friday the 13th movies for a lot of reasons but one of them is that i find the cast so tremendously likable. there's a school of thought that in your slasher movie you're best served to make your cast of teen murder-fodder really reprehensible so the audience will cheer on as they're killed, but i think that's a really fundamentally misguided way of looking at it and stems a lot from friday the 13th part 1 and ITS flaws as a movie and how that movie sort of convinced everyone of this universally applicable model of slashers as morality plays where all killings are punitive in nature which i think just isn't true and actively damages the way we discuss and MAKE slasher films today—

ummmm. anyway i think it's to part 2's great benefit that it doesn't try and make you hate its cast of teens, and in fact tries to make you LIKE them, and for me at least it succeeds!! the teens in part 2 are really well-drawn and always fun to hang out with. vickie's romance with mark in particular is something i find INSANELY sweet and endearing and refreshingly well-written, especially her pursuit of him which is just so stinkin cute in every scene where she's trying to make a move. im literally cheering her on whenever she's onscreen, and it's actually SAD when she and the other victims get killed, and i think that actually works FOR the movie incredibly well.

i really enjoyed watching that movey with you :] it's a really prime pick for a fun goodtime slasher flick and you're a really fun person to watch those with