#shes like a dog squirrel thingy

[emotional-mess-in-distress]

Trying to help out with the mail lol

I added these ears to their design cuz I wanted to make their species a little more ambiguous then just dog like Barnaby lol

I still gotta simplify it a lil bit. The design is a little complicated compared to the other characters 😭

[merianmoriarty]

Server Movie Synopsis: DC League of Super Pets

*AN: Keep in mind that these synopses will contain spoilers and may not be complete, as I rarely see the entire movie while serving for it.   These synopses are just going to be fast impressions of an Alamo Drafthouse server.*

Awww, a puppy!  WTF, mom and dad are seriously just gonna let the puppy die?!  Escape, puppy!  Time lapse.  Kryptonian dogs live a hella-long time, apparently.  Already 20+.  Jeez, he’s kind of a loser.  Aaand here comes the old bromance standby:  Dude A falls in love and wants to get married, codependent Dude B feels unloved/betrayed/abandoned.  Lois has a sensible suggestion--let’s get the dog a friend!  Oh, that’s a weird collection of shit to have at a pet store/shelter...  That hairless guinea pig looks kinda evil...  First spoiler: hella-evil.  Lex Luthor’s mecha suit can fly without wings, control surfaces, or directional thrust, wtf.  Good to see the Justice League still breaks everything in sight while fighting bad guys.  Lulu may be evil, but even she won’t let a kitten burn!  Spoiler 2:  oh, she just sensed the kitten’s evil and was like ‘sure, a sidekick.’  Damn, that turtle is a raunchy old lady, lol.  OMG, Keith David works too hard.  And this raises questions about the Kryptonian AI construct thingies--like, it all seems pre-recorded somehow, so is there a degree of prophetic foresight involved here, or...?  The news tickers in this are straight-up savage, rofl.  Ooh, a training montage!  PSYCH.  Aaand apparently the Invisible Jet is only actually invisible when it’s setup for physical comedy.  Yikes, who wants to tell Diana what happened to her sweet ride?  “She’s still mad about what you did to her ship.”  For a tiny orange cat, she sure has big tortie energy...WTF, WTF, WTF, FURRY HAIRBALL GRENADE WHAT, THIS IS SOMEHOW EVEN WEIRDER THAN THE ROCKET LAUNCHER IN HER TAIL THAT SHOOTS FURRY BIO-ROCKETS.  Wow, that squirrel learned arc-welding reeeeeeally fast.  Okay, and the battle is a music video?  Sure.  I’d just like to return to the fact that none of the humans can understand what the animals are saying.  So.  Yeah.  Stuff them in the secret rocket in the billionaire’s office (apparently Bruce has one, too), shoot them into space to implode them, that’s pretty evil.  The day is saved thanks to the Power of Friendship, Krypto is converted to a Lois and Clark shipper because he now has a life of his own.

I mean, it’s a’ight...  Featuring a woefully underpaid Mercy Graves, an army of super-powered guinea pigs (Bad Guys much?), a deeply disturbing unrequited crush, TEEEEEEEAMWOOOOOOORK, Keanu being Keanu, a mid-credit scene mocking Vertigo Comics and corgis at the same time, and an end-credit scene mocking Black Adam.

[fall-out-boytoy]

my favorite, tak the hideous new girl

TAK

First of all I can TOTALLY see why this is your fave! It's an excellent ep overall and it has lots of amazing small details (see below)

Rather appropriately for a Valentine's Day ep, it has a LOT of shipping fuel:

- Literally every time the Tallest are on screen. This is PEAK rapr. HE *LIKES* SNACKS, ZIM.

- Zim and Dib work together well yet again!

- Zim and *Gaz* also work together, if that's more your ship!

- datr as well, with Dib talking to Tak and saying he's not used to people being interested in his paranormal studies!

- oh gretchen SO has a crush on dib.

The titular character herself is also excellent! 10/10 backstory for sure. I also love how it's implied she made her (absolutely badass) SIR unit as well as her ship herself. I DON'T like her hypnotic implant thingie (I hc that the wire in her head is what makes her able to hypnotize people), because..what plot purpose does it serve really?

Speaking of Tak herself..she's GOTTA be defective. I mean, she left her assigned post for what was essentially her own benefit, not the empire's. She also made her own logo, which can be seen on the giant hot dog stand for a few seconds!

Speaking of small details:

- in the beginning, the squirrels on the windowsill were actually cyborgs

- tak has a ripped drawing of zim in her locker

- in the beginning of the scene where tak shows up at zim's house, the Acne Blast Man commercial from Rise of the Zitboy is playing (excellent callback!)

- right before zim literally drops dib off, there's a second or two where they're just sitting in the Voot looking slightly happy (well, definitely not mad at each other). I *told* you this ep had shipping fuel, haha!

- when dib is running back and forth before finding the huge on-off switch, he has an ice cream cone for a little bit :D

And speaking of funny stuff, Hot Dog Stand Vendor Guy is absolutely hilarious!

I also have a hc that, because the xmas ep is after this one, in the IZ universe, Valentine's Day actually takes place on *November* 14. (The date changed at the same time as the meat thing starting.)

ALSO if zim ever confessed to dib I hc that it'd first be like that one scene in Planet Jackers where zim hesitates to ring his doorbell, then he bursts in and delivers basically the same monologue he did to tak about him choosing her as his "love-pig". You could even use the same audio and oh my god someone should make an animatic of that

[originalwinnercheesecake]

First Impressions and predictions based on the coven Leaders

After a full first season their fame adorning the banners and walls, who they are being hailed, yet they themselves being kept in the shadows we now get first looks (and throughout 2a will meet) the emperors top dogs: The coven leaders. I will not lie as a group... these guys dissappoint me. Making the majority of them very human in appearance for me is a big no. Compare this group to the many colorful and fantastical creatures that are shown teaching at hexside and the hexside teachers are far more creative, unique, and fun. Maybe the artists decided to make the coven leaders look more like normal people so the audience would have an easier time understanding their expressions and body language. Maybe the more humanoid whitches are a higher class and have a easier time climbing higher than the more beast and demon like residence.? We will have to wait and see. 

Seperate this group into individuals (like how we will hopefully meet them) and most of them become far more interesting, So below lets take a look at each coven leader individually, where the artists may have taken inspriation, and what  What kind of characters they could maybe turn out to be.

The Beast keeping coven Leader: One of the only two that are not humanoids. What type of animal is he? At first I was sure he was a hedgehog, but maybe he could also be like a chipmunk or a squirrel. I get the feeling he might be partially inspired by Sonic from Sega. I was really into Sonic back in middle school. I liked the cartoons and read through the archie’s old comic series. But I kinda out grew him since then. I know from helping to take care of kids though that he is still popular with the younger generation. That’s kinda how I thin the Beast Keeping Coven leader will be: less interesting for older viewers, but a real fun charcter for kids.

The Healing coven leader: Now this guy looks like fun villain all around. Is some kind of witch docotor? a Dark Priest? The size the purple Grin, he looks like the phantom boss from those horror films where you get trapped in nightmares. Tell me he has scary theme song music and talks in a very high pitched voice. I’ve heard some people wonder if he could be Selena (oracle girl from hexside)’s dad. I don’t thinks so, the macaroni crescent shape n his head looks more like a fancy cowl than part of his actual head. Also him having a daughter in Luz’s class could be used as a reason for him to change sides, I want this guy to stay as a villian/antagonist. We all know that with this size group some will stay with the emperor and some will defect to Luz’s side (possibility a couple will die, we haven’t seen yet just how dark Dana is willing to go). Personally my view with redemption arcs and if a character “deserves them” is it depends on what it will do for the story/character afterwards? IF redeeming them opens more doors for the characters and directions the story can take, do it. IF it closes doors leave them as they are. I absolutely hate when clever and well written bad guys get “redeemed” in to boring, plot useless, weebs. The only reason I could see having this guy change sides is for him to “cure” Eda and Lilith’s curse, and I would much rather see the two of them gain control over their forms than be “cured” of them.

The Illusion coven leader: Another fun looking antagonist. My third favorite of these nine. If the healer guy is horror movie based. This guy is Disney based all around. Looks like one of those Vegas suave showmen styled character. Love it. I guarantee you he does not actually look that young or slicked back, but is using illusion magic to make himself more pretty. Not sure if he will stay with the emperor or not. Illusion is Gus’s track and I could see Dana having the leaders of Luz’s friends tracks be the ones to stand by them. If so I am fine with that (in the case of the abomination leader I will beg for it). Gaining the respect of someone as high up as a coven leader could be really great for Gus’s character. Just as long as I get plenty of laughs from Gus and this guy both along the way.

The Potion coven leader: My second favorite and in my opinion the most creative idea of the whole bunch. A mosquito that works in potions! Does he suck them up with his nose and carry them in.. whatever it is mosquitos store blood in. Also he looks angry. Like everyone else is either amused or board. This guy is fed up and ready to do something about it. Not sure if it is the Emperor, the other leaders, or the owl gang he is mad at, but it should be a worthwhile show down.

The Abomination coven leader: Yes this is my favorite design. Yes it is because he is such a beautiful man. Would never have expected someone who creates mucks (the pokemon) with legs would be so fine. Its more than that though. He looks the most kind. Their is no malice or guise in his smile and his green eyes are bright and relaxed. I wondered what the purpose of the Abomination track was and why it had “more opportunity” all last season. Well slight spoilers if you haven’t seen episode 2x02 it is the industrialist field. When you learn about Industrialization usually the idea is that it is done to help the human race reach its full potential, and it is up to each individual to decide what to do with that potential. Whether you call that the passion of a creative mind or the carelessness of a fool would also be up to you. But I really don’t want this guy to be all bad. If for no other reason that more spoilers for episode 2 * with the interest/caution the emperor is showing the blights I expect this guy to show up to their house, probably meet Amity, and we really do not need another not so nice adult in her life. She has had enough.

The Oracle coven leader: What is this? He’s got nails/caws at the ends of dread thingys like Kikimore, so is this her father? Does he have anything to do with her being in the Emporor’s coven? But this is my least favorite. Like what was the inspiration behind this guy? With so many legendary oracles in mythology and we get this guy who mostly looks saggy, washed out, tierd, and just Blah. Hope thier is more to him, but here is one who I am not holding my breath for an episode on.

The Plant coven leader: based on her banner I was expecting something like the Swamp Giant from ALTA. Instead they went in the direction of a very traditional witch desgine: An old women with a wrinkled face and really messy hair, who probably lives alone in the woods, with maybe the exception of a cat, and dances around a fire at night. Okay. She is definitely going to become an ally of the owl gang. This is the only female of the group,and it is neither in Dana’s message nor would it be popular with her target audience to make a villain or even an antagonist out of a women who managed to climb the later into a male dominated success level. I am actually looking forward to seeing her, because it will probably be in a Willow based episode, and after 2x02 (which I personally feel should not have been a luminaty episode but rather a Willow and Amity one finishing up their reconciliation arc), Willow deserves an episode with potential centered around her. An episode where she goes against the Plant track Leader would be that. This witches Grin isn’t exactly friendly, but its more mischievous than wicked. She gives off vibes as one of those people who like to test the mains, and if you pass her tests than you earn her respect. I have no doubt Willow could win at her little games, and doing so would be a huge boost the confidence she has spent the show building.

The Construction coven leader: Oh joy here’s the other one I am unimpressed with. Unlike with the Oracle guy I know where they got his design. To everyone saying that we first saw him at the convention, your not backing far enough up. If you have ever seen any cartoon ever where the main character wanders past or onto a construction sight you have seen this man. Every trio of workers sitting on a iron frame eating from a lunchbox. Every pig that makes a catcall at a disgusted women. Every exhausted worker who watches as your slapstick mains chase each other past at quitting time... they all looked EXACTLY like this guy. This is really the character leading the track Dana herself has said she would pick to join? They could have done a Golem made of brick an stone that resembles a palace. They could have done some kind of humanoid ant with super strength. They could have done a wizard with shapes and mathematics on his robe who carried a scroll everywhere that he compulsively scribbled blueprints onto. But instead we get Mr. Generic here.

The Bard coven Leader: This is R, Eda’s old friend from her hexside days. Did I save R for last because of this connection? Partially. I am also unsure what R’s pronouns are. To me R looks physically male. I have seen other posters use “she” when posting about R. One person posted that Dana had confirmed R uses “they” and if so awesome, I would really like to see that tweet. What ever R’s pronouns though their appearance in the show will be tied with Eda, er past, and what she had to give up in order to live free. I look forward to this new insight onto her character

[pinktwingirl]

Loki Series Rewrite (AKA Loki Series but with Squirrel Girl) Ep 5

INT. TVA COURTROOM - DAY

Sylvie is threatening Ravonna.

SYLVIE

This is it, isn't it? This is where you dragged me after you stole my life. A fitting place, then, to take yours.

Suddenly, Doreen rushes in, carrying several prune sticks.

DOREEN

Here! We're gonna need these.

(She tosses one to Sylvie, then freezes when she sees Loki isn't there.)

Where's Loki?

(At Sylvie's silence, her eyes widen in horror, and she drops the other prune sticks.)

No...

(She rushes over and grabs Ravonna.)

What did you do to him?!

RAVONNA

What if I said the other Loki wasn't dead? Not yet, anyway.

SYLVIE

I'd say you were lying.

RAVONNA

Maybe. Or maybe we want the same thing.

DOREEN

How could he still be alive? You... pruned him!

SYLVIE

More importantly, how will saving him get us closer to who's really behind the TVA?

RAVONNA

It's complicated.

DOREEN

Then un-complicate it.

INT. TVA COURTROOM - DAY

Sylvie and Ravonna are discussing the end of time while Doreen keeps a prune stick trained on Ravonna.

SYLVIE

So how do we get past the void?

RAVONNA

It's impossible. There's nothing for the tem-pad to lock onto. No destination.

SYLVIE

Then we go through it.

Ravonna scoffs.

RAVONNA

That's suicide.

SYLVIE

Then I guess my need for you has passed.

She gets her own prune stick ready as Ravonna's eyes widen in horror.

MISS MINUTES

W-Wait! What about the void spacecraft?

RAVONNA

Y-Yes! The prototype!

MISS MINUTES

Right... I'll get the file...

DOREEN

What's the "void spacecraft"?

RAVONNA

I-It's a spaceship designed to withstand the temporal void. It could conceivably take us to the end of time.

SYLVIE

Find Loki.

RAVONNA

Find the man behind the curtain.

SYLVIE

And kill him.

RAVONNA

Together.

They shake hands. Ravonna tries to pull hers away, but Sylvie keeps her grip firm.

SYLVIE

Miss Minutes, where are the files on this "time craft"?

MISS MINUTES

Uh... Still lookin' hun...

Sylvie raises an eyebrow.

SYLVIE

Nothing?

MISS MINUTES

Th-They're... pretty deep...

RAVONNA

I-It's highly restricted; I might not even have clearance...

SYLVIE

Oh no, I think you would. If it's real.

Ravonna nervously glances at Miss Minutes.

RAVONNA

How long?

MISS MINUTES

Any second now...

Just then, we hear agents bursting in through the door. Doreen grabs Sylvie and they jump behind a desk.

AGENT

(to Ravonna)

Are you hurt?

RAVONNA

I'm fine. But she took my tem-pad.

(She turns to the desk.)

Sylvie? You're not thinking of going on the run, are you? We know where you hide... Sooner or later, we'll catch you.

DOREEN

(whispering to Sylvie)

What do we do?

RAVONNA

It must be so exhausting...

SYLVIE

I'll admit, you had me fooled there for a minute... Or did you get a little real? Did Judge Renslayer really feel betrayed by her beloved TVA?

RAVONNA

Why don't you come back out and we can... talk about it?

SYLVIE

Sure! Just tell everyone else to piss off and we can settle this between us.

Doreen raises an eyebrow at Sylvie.

RAVONNA

Works for me...

The agents close in on the desk.

SYLVIE

What happened to finding the man behind the curtain?

RAVONNA

Tell you what, you come out with your hands up, and I'll put you in a time loop. Something not so bad. You can live out your days in a good memory. 

(Beat)

Do you have any good memories?

After a pause, Sylvie grabs Doreen and stands them both up, causing Doreen to gasp in surprise. Sylvie points the prune stick at the agents, then suddenly prunes Doreen and herself.

INT. VOID HIDEOUT - DAY

Loki is speaking with the other Loki variants in their hideout.

LOKI

No. I'm the same. I'm the same as all of you.

(Beat)

Have any of you met a variant that primarily uses her female form?

CLASSIC LOKI

There are plenty of those. You'll have to be more specific.

LOKI

Um... Short hair... Blonde... Goes by "Sylvie"?

CLASSIC LOKI

Oh, yes, her. She's terrifying.

LOKI

She is! But that's what's great about her! She needs us! All of us!

EXT. VOID - DAY

Sylvie is lying unconscious on the ground. Doreen shakes her.

DOREEN

Sylvie! Sylvie, wake up! Sylvie, can you hear me?

Sylvie's eyes widen and she sits up.

SYLVIE

Where are we?

DOREEN

Uh... At the end of time, I guess. It's... kind of a shithole.

Sylvie stands up.

SYLVIE

Let's go. We need to find Loki.

They begin walking. Doreen takes out her Loki locket and tries to turn it on, but the hologram is blank.

DOREEN

Huh... I guess this won't work in a void where time and space is meaningless.

SYLVIE

What is that thing, anyway?

DOREEN

I made it for Loki. We each have one. I gave it to him so I could see where he was if he was ever in trouble, but... I kind of ended up being the one calling him for help...

(Beat)

SYLVIE

You really care about Loki, don't you?

Doreen blushes.

DOREEN

U-Um... I mean... Yeah, I guess. He's... a good friend.

SYLVIE

Oh, don't try to hide it. Loki may be oblivious to it, but I'm not. It's plain as day on your face.

Doreen looks away, embarrassed.

SYLVIE

It's a shame your life is so fleeting, then. You would be quite the catch, I'll admit. You're a clever girl.

Doreen's face flushes red.

SYLVIE

But you know that whatever you have with him can't last, right? You're a mortal. Trying to pursue a relationship with him... it wouldn't be fair to do that to him.

Doreen looks down sadly.

DOREEN

I know. I just... can't help it, I guess.

SYLVIE

Hmm. Well, I suppose he'll get over it eventually once you're gone. We never stick to one thing - always moving on to the next. That's the best way to adapt and survive.

(Off Doreen's sadness.)

Oh, don't take it personally, dear. That's just how we are. You could say it's... in our nature.

Suddenly, they see ALIOTH spreading behind them.

DOREEN

That... doesn't look good.

Alioth starts to creep closer, demolishing everything in its path.

SYLVIE

Run!

They both start to run, with Doreen nearly tripping over her dress.

DOREEN

Okay, running in this dress is getting really annoying! Do you think you could magic my normal clothes back onto me?!

In a flash of green, Doreen's dress shifts into her old outfit.

DOREEN

Thank you!

They suddenly see a pizza delivery car racing towards them.

DOREEN

Is that Mobius?!

They jump in the car, and Mobius speeds away.

DOREEN

Moby! You're alive!

MOBIUS

Can you shut the door? We still got a little bit of a situation here...

Sylvie slams the door shut. As they drive, a cloud of black magic smoke approaches them.

SYLVIE

Watch out!

MOBIUS

I see it! I see it!

SYLVIE

Really?! Because you're driving right towards it!

MOBIUS

God, you really are one of you... Hang on!

EXT. VOID - DAY

Mobius continues to drive, with Sylvie and Doreen in the back.

MOBIUS

All that time, I really believed we were the good guys...

SYLVIE

Annihilating entire realities, orphaning little girls... Classic hero stuff.

MOBIUS

Well, I guess when you think the ends justify the means, there's nothing you won't do. By the way, you did some annihilating, too.

SYLVIE

I did what I had to do.

MOBIUS

Yeah. So did I.

SYLVIE

You hunted me like a dog.

DOREEN

Um, okay, we've all made mistakes, can we maybe save this conversation for when we're not all about to die?

SYLVIE

I thought we could find Loki down here... But that storm... that thing's likely already got him.

MOBIUS

You really believe that?

SYLVIE

It doesn't matter. The only thing that matters now is getting out of here and finding out who's behind all of this.

MOBIUS

Great. How do we do that?

SYLVIE

We turn around.

DOREEN

Uhh... Sorry, what?

MOBIUS

You wanna go back to the angry cloud?

SYLVIE

Yeah. I think it might be the answer. We're going back to it.

EXT. VOID - DAY

Mobius drives up to the Loki variants. Loki's eyes widen when he sees them.

LOKI

Sylvie?!

He rushes over to them.

SYLVIE

You're alive...

Mobius and Doreen step out of the car. Doreen rushes up to Loki and hugs him.

LOKI

Doreen! Mobius!

DOREEN

I was so worried... Are you okay?

LOKI

I'm fine. How did you...?

SYLVIE

We thought you could do with some backup.

Loki smiles. The other Lokis approach them, putting the others on edge.

LOKI

No, no, no, wait, wait, wait! These are my... friends. Ah... Well, they're um... how best to put this? Uh... Us as a child, us in the future, and us as a... uh... an alligator.

Sylvie raises an eyebrow.

LOKI

It's... best not to question it.

Doreen gasps.

DOREEN

There's a Baby Loki???

KID LOKI

Don't call me that.

DOREEN

Okay, Baby Loki!

Kid Loki scowls at her.

EXT. VOID - DAY

Mobius is chatting with Doreen as Loki and Sylvie talk.

DOREEN

So... I guess we're... going after the giant cloud thingy. No idea how we're supposed to do that, but okay.

MOBIUS

I don't know, don't you usually command a giant army of squirrels?

DOREEN

Yeah, normally, but I only brought these three along with me.

(She points to Tippy-Toe, Monkey Joe, and Mr. Lieberman.)

Taking down a giant magical monster might require a little more than that...

Mobius glances at a chipmunk bounding past them.

MOBIUS

There's a squirrel.

Doreen raises an eyebrow.

DOREEN

That's not a squirrel; that's a chipmunk.

Mobius shrugs.

MOBIUS

They're the same thing.

DOREEN

Excuse me?! They are not the same thing! They're completely different!

We cut to Loki sitting with Sylvie.

SYLVIE

Mobius isn't so bad. And Doreen is... well, Doreen. I can see why you keep her around.

Loki raises an eyebrow.

LOKI

Don't tell me you've just been flirting with her this whole time?

SYLVIE

I'm sorry, I thought you said she was just an acquaintance?

LOKI

Oh, shut up.

Sylvie smirks. After a pause, her smile fades.

SYLVIE

It must be nice... to have friends. 

They glance over at Doreen and Mobius, who are still arguing over the difference between a squirrel and a chipmunk. Loki laughs.

SYLVIE

I don't have any...

(Beat)

I don't have... anyone.

Loki smiles.

LOKI

Well, you and I are the same. My friends are your friends now.

Sylvie smiles.

EXT. VOID - DAY

Mobius is saying goodbye.

MOBIUS

Sylvie... I need to apologize... for everything the TVA's done to you. And Loki... I'm sorry, too. It wasn't fair of us to put you through what we did. And it wasn't fair of me to judge you for your past. Not when you're trying to be a better person now.

He extends his hand to Loki. Instead of shaking it, Loki hugs him.

LOKI

Goodbye, my friend.

MOBIUS

(whispering to Sylvie)

You're my favorite.

Sylvie grins. Doreen hugs him as well.

DOREEN

You go get that jet ski, you hear?

MOBIUS

Sure will. Well, see you later!

He heads out the portal and leaves.

@drawntothedarkside

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Hillbilly Pitty-Pat

*While covering for Pac-Man, Pit is being chased through the Smash Mansion by Blinky, Inky, Pinky, and Clyde once again. He stops in front of the ballroom (it has a ballroom?!) and puts up a “Square Dance Tomorry Night” banner before diving inside.*

Inky: We’ll get that angel if it takes until dooms-a-day!

Clyde: Yeah, dooms-a-day!

Blinky: Is that even a word?!

*Pit, dressed up in a spare one of Palutena’s togas and a green wig he brought with him, steps out of the dance hall and whistles to get the ghosts’ attention.*

Pit, speaking in a surprisingly good feminine Texan accent: What’s your hurry, boys?

*The other ghosts look around.*

Clyde: Whoa-hoo-hoo nelly! *wolf-whistles*

Inky: What a looker! Oi, Blinky, whaddya say?

Blinky: I’m not sure about this, guys. She sure looks a lot like-

Pit: Y'all care to “practize” with me for the square dancin’ tomorrow?

Inky: Delighted, ma'am.

Clyde: Same, likewise, I’m sure, ma'am.

Inky: *growls seductively*

Blinky: Uh…

Pinky: I wanna try square dancing, too! Can we go? Please please pleeeease?

Blinky: Okay, fine. Fine! *sighs* This won’t end well.

*The ghosts file into the ballroom after Pit, who stops next to a jukebox.*

Pit: Oh, uh, pardon me. One of you gents got a spare heart so as I can juice up the jukebox?

Clyde: Here you is. *passes Pit a Hyrulian Heart Piece*

Inky: Ma'am. *passes Pit the Heart Locket from Undertale*

Pit: Thanks just all to pieces. Spiral Mountain trio, comin’ right up!

*As soon as the jukebox receives its currency, it projects holograms of Banjo, Kazooie, and Tooty, who start playing their respective instruments.*

Banjo hologram: Let’s all Square Dance! Places all! Bow to your corner, bow to your own!

*they all do so*

Banjo hologram:

Three hands up and round you go, / break it up with a dosey do! Chicken in the bread pan kickin’ out dough. / Skip to ma Lou, my darling!

The old lady out, you pretty little thing, / promenade around the ring! Big foot up and little foot down, / make that big foot jar the ground!

Lady step back and two gents in, / back you go and forward again! Step right up with an elbow swing. / Skip to ma Lou, my darling!

Allemande left with the old left hand, / follow through with a right-left grand. Meet your honey with a great big smile, / promenade Eekum Bokum style!

*Pit has shifted away from the ghosts, who are now dancing gleefully. He whips out his violin from his appearnce in Tetris for the NES, and then throws off his toga and wig, puts on a country straw hat, and unplugs the jukebox in that order, before he starts playing said violin like a fiddle.*

Pit:

Promenade across the floor, / sashay right on out the door! Out the door and into the glade, / and everybody promenade!

*The ghosts dance right out the door and into the courtyard with Pit in tow, still playing his violin.*

Pit:

Step right up, you’re doing fine, / I’ll pull your trail, you pull mine! Yank it again like you did before, / break it up with a tug o'war!

*The ghosts immediately start yanking at each others’ ghostly tail thingies. They’re nearing a ledge overlooking a river, until Pit kicks them in.*

Pit:

Now into the brook and fish for the trout, / dive right in and splash about! Trout, trout, pretty little trout, / one more splash and come right out!

*The ghosts splash around while Magikarp and Arrokuda jump around around them. They then come out soaking wet.*

Pit:

Shake like a hound dog, shake again, / wallow around in the ol’ pig pen! Wallow some more, y'all know how, / roll around like an ol’ fat sow!

*The ghosts have shaken off the water, but now jump into a nearby pen full of mud, where they roll around until they look like brown floating blobs.*

Pit:

Allemande left with your left hand, / follow through with a right-left grand! Now leave your partner, the dirty ol’ thing, / follow through with an elbow swing!

*The ghosts have all begun dancing with a group of Piloswine who have been lounging in the mud with them. Then they realize what they’re doing and jump out, preparing to lunge at a still-fiddling Pit, who steps up to a pile of Home Run Bats and kicks a few in their direction.*

Pit:

Grab a bat and hold it tight, / womp your partner with all your might! Hit him in the chin, hit him in the head, / hit him again, that critter ain’t dead!

*The ghosts have begun beating each other up with the Home Run Bats.*

Pit:

Womp him low and womp him high, / stick your finger in his eye! Pretty little rhythm, pretty little sound, / bang your heads against the ground!

*The ghosts are now threatening to take the Home Run Bats to Pit, who is now standing in front of the black mage packing machine from Final Fantasy IX.*

Pit:

Promenade all around the room, / promenade like a bride and groom! Open up the door and step right in, / close the door and into a spin!

*The ghosts lunge at Pit, who sidesteps them so they fall into the packing machine.*

Pit:

Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl, / jump all round like a flyin’ squirrel! Now don’t you cuss and don’t you swear, / just come right out and form a square!

*Four boxes are spat out by the packing machine, and the ghosts burst out with murderous rage and begin chasing Pit again.*

Pit:

Now right hand over and left hand under, / both join hands and run like thunder! Over the hill and over the dale, / duck your head and lift your tail!

*He passes by a large blinking ball, and as all the ghosts pass through they all turn blue with pink eyes and mouths. Just then, Pit skids to a halt, and there’s Pac-Man standing next to him.*

Pit:

Don’t you stray and don’t you roam, / turn around and promenade home! Corn in the crib pen, wheat in the sack, / turn your partner and promenade back!

*The ghosts stop, turn around, and then turn around AGAIN and promenade right into Pac-Man’s waiting mouth. He then spits out four pairs of eyes which have now been run absolutely ragged.*

Pit: And now you’re home. Bow to your partner. Bow to the gent across the hall.

*The ghost-eyes bow to each other, and then flop onto the ground in exhaustion.*

Pit: And that is all! *plays the last few notes of the song*

Pit: You were right. That was fun!

Pac-Man: The real fun will start once they start wondering how you got that fiddle in the first place.

Pit: For the last time, Pac… It’s a violin!

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alrighty, let’s recap this bitch!

LAUNCHPAD! I’VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH! PLEASE COME BACK!

I looked up when National S’mores Day is (because I’m a nerd) and it is August 10. So either the photo later was mislabeled or, more likely, Launchpad got the wrong info

Huey with the little baby scouts is TOO CUTE!!

I wonder if Violet’s there. Probably not because she would have been hanging out with Huey if she was. Or this episode was meant to come before Challenge

It’s a baby beagle boy! I wonder if he’s there of his own will or if it is part of some plan

He scared away most of the kids! Now they won’t get to enjoy s’more-y goodness

His s’more sounds DOPE AF, though it probably would give you INSTANT DIABETES

“Aw, not even a modern robot.” MY SWEET SON!

I know it was the bully saying it, but Huey should chill a bit when it comes to doing things EXACTLY and PERFECTLY. It’s just gonna cause stress

 BOYD IS BABY AND I LOVE HIM

“Would you like to be friends?” “Sure. Wow, that was easy.” If only it was always that easy

I don’t know if Huey has the JWG as memorized as he thinks, going by Challenge and Quack Pack

“We’re just kids.” “Definitely!” *uses laser eyes to light fire*

This episode does a good job showing what a trigger word/phrase is like, though I’m not sure if that was the intention

I like that a squirrel with a burnt tail scurries out of one of the trees. It’s the attention to detail that helps elevate this show

Instead of jumping out of the way or hiding Huey jumps straight onto Boyd to try and help him. Huey already sees Boyd as someone worth protecting

The kid that just runs across the screen while his hat is on fire is great

Not sure why they took the time to change before going to Gyro but whatever

BOYD IS ADORABLE AND I LOVE HIM

“I’m more than an intern, I’m a scientist.” I feel like this might be hinting at Fenton’s arc for the season, possibly wanting to be seen more as a scientist than a superhero

I’m gonna pretend that using sunglasses on someone who is shooting lasers out of their eyes is a Cyclops reference. And they look pretty dope too

At least Fenton knows when he is in over his head...this time

Gyro trying to climb up on the table to avoid Boyd was kind of funny. And then him protecting himself with Lil Bulb

“Which one?” Manny is DONE with this shit

“Boyd? What idiot called it that?” Even when he’s not there, Gyro can still burn Mark lol

I figured 2-BO was a reference to something but wasn’t sure what. Apparently it’s a bit of a play on the name of Astro Boy’s in-universe creator’s son. Neat

 Huey stays in between Gyro and Boyd to protect Boyd

Fenton’s face cracks me up. There are NO THOUGHTS in this man’s head lol

“You were an intern like me?” “Nothing like you.” Damn Gyro, why so salty?

I don’t know why Fenton is so surprised that Gyro was an intern. I feel like that’s a pretty standard thing

LOVE IS STORED IN THE BOYD

It make me sad when Gyro mentions how many times Boyd’s core programing was altered. Poor baby doesn’t really get a say in what happens to him

“ROAD TRIP!” Huey, you do these kinds of things ALL THE TIME. I feel like he should be used to this by now

“YOU’RE not going. GIZMODUCK is.” Does Gyro see Fenton and Gizmoduck as separate entities or is this just a no, but yes type of joke?

Huey standing up for Boyd is so sweet. They barely know each other but Huey trusts him

When the episode doesn’t have the theme song you KNOW shit’s ‘bout to go down

I wonder who’s flying the plane. My guess is Launchpad because Della would have been cooing over Huey making a new friend and go into embarrassing mom mode. He probably went of on his own adventure or did tourist things like buying collectables. Or maybe Gyro flew them there. Who knows

As many people have said, the art direction and animation for this episode are BEAUTIFUL. I love the pink tint the lighting has in most of the episode

SAILOR MOON CONFIRMED CANON

I bet Mark Beaks is a Sailor Moon fan

I like that the in-universe Sailor Moon is a bunny because Usagi is Japanese for rabbit

I love that going incognito nowadays means you wear a hat, a hoodie, and sunglasses. Boyd looks good in red (though red is my favorite color so I might be biased)

Gyro-takes one step and the fuzz shows up. NOICE

I like detective lady. She has a cool design

Huey and Fenton are awful at acting casual

“Crimes?” Oh my sweet Hubert. I’m pretty sure most if not all of Scrooge’s employees have had run ins w/ The Law

Gyro is like, move I’m gay

“I’m here on a very important...field trip.” ALL THE KIDS NEED A GYRO FIELD TRIP LIKE HOW THE GAANG GOT ZUKO FIELD TRIPS

Lil Bulb said FUCK THE POLICE

I wonder what it actually says

Fenton just watches as the inspector chases Lil Bulb

Seriously though, Fenton does a bunch of silly stuff in the background and this episode warrants a rewatch SOLELY for him

How did Lil Bulb know where to find them? And how did he shake off the inspector? I want to see his little adventure

FOR SCIENCE!

“Blah!” *arm armor attaches* I want this joke to come back

Fenton and Huey INSTANTLY nerd out. I love them

Fenton being a Gyro fanboy is ADORABLE

“AH, DUST IN MY EYE! The dust of GENIUS!” What a dweeb lol

I like that Fenton keeps the arm on for the whole scene

Poor Boyd, he looks so scared

Huey going into protective big brother mode

Doofus continues to be equal parts hilarious and disturbing

Where are their parents? Like, someone should be looking after these kids! ESPECIALLY DOOFUS!

“Do you need a hug?” I SURE FUCKING DO

Mark is such a prick lol

“NO WAY, A ROBOT BOY! DREAMS DO COME TRUE!” YOU DON’T DESERVE THAT DREAM YOU COCKWAFFLE

SOMEONE HUG THIS CHILD! BECAUSE I CANNOT!

“Seems like the little guy’s had it tough.” MY POOR BABY

Lil Bulb gets SO PISSED he blew a fuse

You really shouldn’t have left them alone, Gyro

Why does Fenton automatically jump to superhero for Boyd? I mean the theme of the episode is letting Boyd choose who he wants to be so of course Fenton would have his own idea of what Boyd should be, but why go straight to superhero? Do you want superbros, Fenton?

Huey already realises this might be a bad idea, because he’s more concerned about Boyd as a person rather than Boyd as a machine

“IN RETROSPECT WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE USED THE FIRST HOLE” Fenton, you dumbass genius

Dr. Akita’s setup made me laugh. I DIED when he “enhanced” the image

I recognized the character on the chips though I don’t know their name. I’m more of a western animation fan, so many of the references probably flew pass me

BOOP

I also have a key on my laptop that flies off (it’s the u key)

I LOVE BABY GYRO! It’s so cool they went with his og look (minus the red hair) to show him younger

I LOVE THE OUTLAW COUPLE! SO COOL! SO HOT!

Huey is so DONE with Fenton

I love the stupid G pose he does. PLEASE HAVE HIM DO IT AGAIN. PREFERABLY WHEN DW IS NEARBY

Such a polite boy

“My bones are metal!” This line and Boyd’s catchphrase of “Hi, I’m Boyd/2-BO, a definitely real boy!” reminded me of Olaf. The end of the episode gives Boyd even MORE Olaf parallels

Gizmoduck sliding by those boxes was cool

How did Gizmoduck get himself unstuck from that alley?

I loved the double take the female outlaw does

Huey is TRAUMATIZED

I legit thought Boyd was gonna light the oil on fire the first time I watched and I was like that won’t help

“So, what do we do now?” “I...don’t know.” This is why you don’t leave babies alone to fight criminals

Boyd reminded me of Calculester from Monster Prom when he asked the lady to return the money

STOP LEAVING THE CHILDREN ALONE! THEY ARE BABIES! THEY AREN’T EVEN TEENS!

“Why do we always fight when we’re on vacation?” Because this is Ducktales and there is no such thing as a normal vacation

Lil Bulb just kicking his lil feet

The “lab” safety poster made me chuckle. Then I remembered Akita is also a dog and I laughed more

LITTLE BABY GYRO GRADUATING! My guess is his professor/dean/principal influenced him on a personal level and is partially the reason Boyd is a parrot

Lil Helper blueprints. Nice reference to the og series

Has anyone talked about the poster with the cogs and the dogman in old-timey clothes that says GIZMOS on it? I think it’s a Dr. Who reference

IDEALISTIC GYRO AND BOYD IS TOO CUTE!

How did he NOT notice the second hole in the wall?

That is a surplus of handcuffs. Do you think she uses them for...fun times?

“I’m just a guy! With very bruisable skin!”

Poor misunderstood Gyro inventions

Boyd just politely waves at everyone

Huey is WAY calmer than I would be if I got lost in an unfamiliar city

Boyd says FUCK WORK

 I love Huey stimming. Really hope Disney will let them confirm in words that Huey is autistic

Is it more common for two kids to wonder around by themselves in Tokyo? Because as an American I find it super stressful and would want to find their parents so they could be safer

THE BUNNY! AND THEN THE KITTIES!

Do cats just take buses on their own in Tokyo?

CHERRY BLOSSOM TIME BITCHES

“And I know what you’re thinking, what about ninjas?” I am ALWAYS wondering about ninjas

I like that Huey finally has a friend who shares the same interests and doesn’t mind info dumps

“Boyd, I don’t think you’re a killer robot. You’re just a kid.” “Aw, that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.” T_T

I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD

I like Boyd’s motief

Akita is us after the quarantine

When he complained about being stiff I was like mood

I like his Green Goblin disc thingy

The other people don’t give a shit about Boyd just FLYING DOWN WITH HIS ROCKET FEET!

Gyro shows up *dramatic wind*

His tablet has a duckie on it. I wounder if they have a Mac/PC thing going on with Waddle and what brand the duckie represents

When the adults argue and Boyd gets all sad and scared I FELT THAT

Huey doing his best to keep Boyd calm and defend him SO PURE

OH GOD HELP THIS POOR CHILD!

HUEY IS A GOOD BOY AND A GOOD FRIEND

“Because of you I’ve become an outcast.” I feel like you did that to yourself

ANIME HAIR POOF

ngl, that shit was TERRIFYING

“You don’t have to do what Akita tells you. Do what I tell you.” So close

“INTERN! FIGHT BETTER!”

Huey must weigh NOTHING if Gyro can pick him up

Akita’s tail looks like a cinnamon roll

Huey always finding that hidden info

The gibberish Gyro says is great

BOYD SAYS IT BECAUSE GYRO TOLD HIM THAT!

THAT HUG!!!

HOW DARE AKITA HURT BABY GYRO AND SWEET BABY BOYD?!

PROTECTIVE PAPA GYRO

NEEEEERRRRRRRD FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

“You’ll never invent anything worthwhile.” LIL BULB HAS ENTERED THE FIGHT

Are doggos recyclable?

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS

Blue eyes=good robot

ANOTHER HUG

Be Only Yourself, Dude

I like that basically Gyro admitted that he was like Fenton if Fenton hadn’t had support

“That’s not technically how doctorites work, BUT I DON’T CARE!” Do you think Gyro doesn’t have his doctorate or do you think he assumed Fenton already had one?

“The hugging is a ‘just for today’ thing.” YOU CANNOT STOP THE HUG TRAIN!

“Leave. Now.”

Are they gonna go to the plane?

This season has been consistently knocking it out of the park! I’m a SLUT for backstory episodes, so I enjoyed this one a lot. I loved seeing Gyro when he had hope and faith in the world. It SUCKS that Akita took that away from him. Hopefully Gyro will see things slightly less cynical now. Fenton was a dweeb the whole episode and I love him for it. Boyd is SO SWEET AND PRECIOUS and in NO WAY deserved the treatment he got. I have a feeling there is more to Boyd’s creation/Dr.Akita that we’ll get later on. Huey was ADORABLE this episode. It’s really sweet to see him hangout with someone who gets him. Everyone deserves to have at least one friend like that. The fight scene was GORGEOUS! SO FLUID! I really loved this one and I hope we get more Team Science episodes because these characters play really well off each other. 

[nbrook29]

J2 JIBCON10 Panel Summary

Sammyhale usually does this, but since she said she won't be able to, I decided to put it all together :)

They tease JDM is joining them.

Jared is trying to speak Italian.

J2 put their heads in a heart balloon and then Jensen rolls his eyes 😂

Jensen looks SO GOOD.

We speak English goodly - jarpad

Misha has a year of delivering pizza - jensenackles

Jensen just said they will be here next year!

"Everything is 'buon'!" - Jensen

And Jensen is in his usual BROTHERS mood already

What are you gonna miss the most about these characters? - JA: Jared said it best. We won't. They are a part of us forever.

They will continue to carry these characters after the show has ended.

JP: How do you say see you later in Italian? JA: Arrivederci JP: You don't know what that means, you're just saying that [asks the crowd] CROWD: Arrivederci JA: 😎

What comes after SPN for J2? What genre would they want to direct? Jensen thinks comedy is the hardest. He doesn't know if he would ever want to attempt that.

Jared about directing: I said no not never

JA: I hope you guys will help us keep Sam and Dean alive forever.

Jared's microphone keeps turning off and he goes "I think it's probably Misha. I think it's Misha.

Jared would feel more comfortable directing sci-fi. It's more formulaic.

Jensen would like to direct action adventure things.

Jensen hasn't planned what he wants to do after SPN. He's going to see where the wind takes him. He never was a type of guy to know exactly what he wants to do.

Jensen wants to bring some of our past writers back for s15.

J2 talked with Andrew and Bob at the end of s14 amd Jensen mentioned a few things he would like to see. He said that the current writers would be pissed off 😂

Jared mentioned Robbie!!!!

Jared mentions Kripke!

What storyline would you like to develop? JA: Bringing some of the old writers back. Bringing people back who have helped us get to where we are. I think we may do some of that.

Getting old writers would be hard because they are so busy, but they are still family.

He thinks they are teed up to do some of it, if they are available and it is logistical. If it's capable. There is no animosity - they would all love to come back.

Someone yelled "what about Crowley?" JA: He's not a writer. But sure we'd love Sheppard to come back and do an episode. And Robbie.

Jared sticks hand into a mouth (it's a thingy on stage 😂): I enjoy Misha's company.

Jensen is apprehensive about putting his hand in the Mouth of Truth.

Now he is doing it. You say sth and it bites you if you lie. "This will be the 10th and final Jibcon." It bit him. "I don't like that shit."

JA: That is some old saliva. JP: Was it Misha?

How would Sam and Dean want SPN to end? Jared doesn't want the characters to know they are winding down. They always do what they have to in order to keep fighting.

Jared called himself a Slytherin.

Jensen wants to go back to season 1. Bo angels, no demons. Everyone goes back to heaven and hell. It goes back to just monsters. JP: So no Misha. *crowd boos* JA: Cas can stay.

They want to teach the next generation of hunters. But he doesn't think it will happen.

Jared is talking about their families.

If the Pearl from episode 300 existed, what would it gave J2? Jared hopes the people around him would know how much they mean to him. Jensen hopes everyone would know and understand what true happiness is. We would solve a lot of problems in the world.

Jared is trying to speak Italian (and speaks Spanish). Jensen just patted his thigh and told him to stop 😂

Funny pet stories? JA: we have 1 dog now, we had to give Oscar to Gino. Icarus is 13 years old and he is still chasing squirrels and birds like he is 2. But no funny stories. He's just part of the family. He's Jensen's buddy.

Jared got a new dog. His funny animal stories relate to him using them as a cover up for why a room might smell funny.

January 20 we have a new German Shepard pup named Coda, had to say goodbye to our 16 year old 😭

Jensen spins the wheel and it lands on DRINK. "Hey look we got apple juice!"

"You are good friends and you influence each other..."

What have J2 learned from each other? A ton of things. They have experienced.a lot of thing together. JA: There is no one else on this earth who understands what my life is like over the last 14 years more than he does.

J2 getting soft about their friendship.

Jensen talking about how special and unique his friendship with Jared is.

JP stripping.

Jared learned how to pack his clothes without wrinkling them from Jensen.

Jensen is teaching us how to pack a shirt. JP: Now we need pants.

Jensen would talk shit at Jared for years about how Jared packed his stuff and then finally relented and taught him. Another friend of Jensen's asked him the same and he made him an instructional video.

Jensen packs very light because he gets angry when he brings sth and doesn't end up using it. Everything has to have a purpose.

Jensen hates when security takes stuff out of his bag. He will have steam coming out of his ears because his bag is like a puzzle for him.

"What is this, like unicorn blood?!" - Jensen about the wine.

JENSEN SCREAMED YEE HAW

JP: Heh, mine doesn't have glitter.

Jensen is upset about the glitter in his wine.

Jensen drank that glass of wine like a shot.

When Jared was in Brazil with Clif and they got stuck in traffic jam there was a bottle of wine in the car and they were trying to open it. The car behind them honked and a guy held a corkscrew out of his window.

Credit: deansamfreak, sweetheartdean, heartsandthumbs, mishasdiary, jennlafleur, alohacowboy, groovygirl88, 1waywardsister, mishdad

[in-arlathan]

Get To Know Me

Hey people, how are you all doing? I was tagged for this little meme thingy yesterday and I thought it was fun to diverge from Dragon Age for a moment and share a bit about myself.

So, without further ado...

Tagged by: @kita-lavellan, thank you so much! ♥︎

Rules: Answer 20 questions, then tag 20 bloggers you want to get to know better.

Name: Katharina

Nicknames: Rina, Yachi. Also, people like to call me by my family name because there are too many Katharinas around my age and I don’t respond to common nicknames like “Katha” or “Kathi”, :)).

Zodiac Sign: Leo

Height: 1,65 m / 5′4″

Languages: German, (American) English

Nationality: German

Favorite Season: Autumn

Favorite Flower: Tulips

Favorite Scent: Sandalwood

Favorite Color: Darkgreen

Favorite Animal: Squirrels. I find them totally adorable. There’s one that lives in the backyard of my house and it makes me happy to watch it while I work.

Favorite Fictional Character: Solas – he outshines all the rest for me atm. Also, Mara Jade even though she’s no langer canon in the Star Wars universe. I just adore her to little pieces.

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: Coffee, definitely.

Average Sleep Hours: The average is around 7,5 hours, but no matter what time I go to sleep, I’ll wake up automatically around 9 am. Even on the weekend. My body has decided this for me.

Dog or Cat person: I love both but I never owned a pet. I’m highly allergic to cats and due to my long working hours, taking care of a dog is out of the question.

Number of Blankets Slept With: 1 duvet, I’m basic. :)

Dream Trip: On an overnight train ride, I found out that I really enjoy this kind of traveling. So, my dream trip who be me going with the Trans-Siberian Railway all the way from Moscow to Vladivostok, then transfer to a ship set for Japan and stay there for an extended time. If only I had the money, ahaha. Next lifetime perhaps.

Blog Established: September 2019

Followers: 306 and counting. I’m wowed by that fact, tbh. When I created my blog I just wanted to indulge in Dragon Age and fully expected to not attract any attention. Thank you–especially my mutuals. You’re support is such a treasure.

Random Fact: When I traveled to Vienna for the first time in 2012, I fell so deeply in love with the city that I can’t stop dreaming of living there one day for a while. I’m trying to visit as much as possible to nurture my little fantasy here.

Tagging: I’m tagging @johaeryslavellan, @dharma-writes, @cornfedcryptid @solas-disapproves, @serial-chillr, @faerieavalon, @dannibcreations@midnightprelude and @pikapeppa. Please feel free to join if you weren’t tagged or skip on this one if you don’t want to share personal information. I can totally understand that.

Have an awesome day. ♥︎

[lamptracker]

Could you write a blurb with Haz where the reader meets him because of her dog. 'Cause I met my boyfriend like that 😁😁😁 I was walking my dog and I was sitting in this stone thingy that had plants hand my dog was walking behind me and he sat across from me but I was distracted, thinking and so my dog pulled on the leash and because I wasn't expecting it I lost my balance and he laughed at me. Naturally, I got super embarrassed and he apologized I said it was okay and my went to snuff (1/2?)

Naturally, I got super embarrassed and he apologized I said it was okay and my went to snuff him and lick him like she does with everybody so I sat next to him and we started talking and it just clicked. A year later he asked me to be his girlfriend. (2/2)

“Good walk, eh?” you say to the dog at the other end of the leash. It’s a relatively nice day so you’d decided to take Lucy, your Labrador mix, to the park. The two of you walked for quite some time; now, you’re relaxing on a large stone planter while Lucy is on the lookout for squirrels.

Your mind starts wandering with all the things you need to do once you get home - laundry, dishes, work up a grocery list. You’re so lost in thought, you don’t notice the squirrel across the way.

But Lucy does.

Without warning, she suddenly takes off toward it; yanking you up off the planter in the process. You manage to scramble to your feet but Lucy pulls a bit too hard and you wind up flat on your face.

And as if falling on your face in public wasn’t bad enough, you suddenly hear laughter above you.

“Are you alright?” a male voice asks.

“Has the Earth opened up to swallow me whole yet?”

“Afraid not.”

“Then no.”

Another chuckle. “Here, let me - no, Monty, cut that out! - let me help you up.”

Timidly, you reach a hand up; the voice’s owner gently grasps it and pulls you to a standing position.

“Ugh, thank you so much, I...” your voice trails off. 

Naturally, the guy that helped you up is super cute. Just your luck.

“Oh, awfully rude of me to not introduce myself,” he says. “I’m Harrison, and this is my dog Monty.”

“(y/n),” you reply, “and Lucy.”

“Well, it’s nice to meet the both of you.” Harrison sits down on the planter you’d been sitting on; Lucy immediately runs up to him and begins to sniff him.

“Lucy!” you admonish. “Lucy, stop that!”

Harrison laughs. “It’s okay, really. I don’t mind. If I minded that, I wouldn’t have a dog myself.”

You laugh as well as you sit down next to him. “She likes you,” you say, as Lucy sniffs his hand and gives it a gentle lick.

“I’m growing awfully fond of her too,” Harrison says with a smile. “So, are you from around here?”

The two of you sit on that planter for what seems like ages, just talking and laughing and swapping dog stories. Monty and Lucy, having given up hope of going home anytime soon, are both lying on the ground, fast asleep.

“I have really enjoyed talking to you today,” Harrison says. “Do you want to go get a cup of coffee with me sometime? No dogs allowed.” 

Monty whines at this; you laugh. “I’d love to.”

**

“...and that’s how they met,” Tom says. It’s a year and a half later, at your wedding reception; Tom is recounting the story to all your wedding guests. “We’re here today all because one dog saw a squirrel and just couldn’t help herself. To Harrison and (y/n), and to Lucy and Monty and squirrels everywhere. Here, here.”

“Here, here!” Your guests raise their glasses in a toast; you laugh as Harrison wraps an arm around your shoulders.

“To think,” Harrison says, “I got to marry the love of my life because your dog has no impulse control.”

You smile warmly at him. “For once,” you say, “I’m glad she didn’t.”

[cursedcatpictures]

Her name's Tortilla, she's 12 and

• she doesn't kill a bird/mouse unless it's someone's birthday or if it's a special occasion (idk how she knows but she does!)

• she's beat up some dogs in the past and now none of the other cats bully her

• she only listens to my mum and no one else

• once she was vomiting a lot and we had taken her to the vet before and she started to try to open the cat-box-thingy ( I can't remember what it's called) meaning she wanted to go back to the vet

• she used to chase squirrels but now she loves them

•••

6.9/10: a great great gal, though i'm not super fond of pet cats that hunt local wildlife. but she likes squirrels!! good girl!! pretty!

[maswartz]

Fun facts about myself (aka how did I live this long)

These are as I remember them or how I’ve heard them. Mostly chronological order 1. I was born looking like an old man 2. My sister once had to tear my diaper off because it got full of bees. 3. Once when I was still a baby I fell down the stairs and the babysitter did nothing, she just put me back in my crib and let me cry. When my grandmother got home she was pissed. She fired the sitter on the spot and got me to the hospital. 4. When I had surgery (to deal with something about my belly button) I literally ripped the IVs out of my arms, the doctors said I could go home that night. 5. I got pneumonia in kindergarten 6. Another student bit my butt in kindergarten (on the playground) 7. Either in preschool or kindergarten my mom arrived to pick me up to find I had escaped and was running around the parking lot being chased by teachers. 8. I once dropped a drill on my toe and only started to scream when my dad and sister got in the  room (this one may not be 100% true) 9. Once during a party at our house the gate was left open and I walked right out until a complete and total stranger found me (at the corner of our street) and brought me home. 10. I once walked out of the yard and went to a neighbors house (the same neighbor my sisters did the same thing with) 11. One time at a theme park my mom had to drop me. It was because when we were getting on an airplane ride (think the flying dumbo ride) the idiot started it before we got in and she had to drop me to avoid it hitting me. 12. Once I literally karate chopped a glass into tons of pieces (I actually remember this one) (It either split in half or shattered) 13. One time in elementary school during a summer program I got lost in the woods for an hour, I eventually found my way out and two joggers kept me company until my sister and one of the councilors found me. The best part of this one is when I go for a walk now I walk right past the street I came out of the woods at. 14. One time at Boy Scout camp I had a bad feeling about the weather but everyone else said it was fine. Sure enough it started thundering and lighting (and of course we were on top of a mountain at the time) Thus a bunch of preteen boy scouts ran for their lives and ended up hiding in the latrine until our scout master started to sing “always look on the sunny side of life”. As I was running I noticed my all metal mess kit and kept thinking it was going to get me struck. 15. Also at that same camp there were a bunch of sheep (i still have a piece of wool from one of them) and one of the scouts in my patrol wanted to get a picture of one of them he dubbed “harry ball” (after a baseball park near us as well as the obvious). Next thing we know he’s running from a sheep stampede. He got out of the way and the sheep ran out of the camp. Last we heard they were eating someone’s garden. 16. At that same camp we were taking our swimming test in a light drizzle (rain was clearing up). I got hypothermia in the middle of the summer in that lake. 17. Once in high school my sister was driving me to school (we went to the same high school) when I was complaining we were going to be late because she was getting coffee at starbucks. As we were pulling out a car hits her car. Glass everywhere! We were fine but literally the last thing I said before it was “we’re going to be late”. 18. Another time in high school my grandmother was driving me to school when I was messing around with her car and picked up the cigarette lighter (older car). I accidentally turned it on and put my thumb right on it. I took it off and shoved my thumb right into a water bottle. My mom was the sub nurse that day so I went right to the nurses office and my exact words were “Mom, I did something stupid.” She put some second skin band aid thingy on it and you can’t even notice it now. 19. It turns out I have Raynaud’s disease which basically means when I get cold it hits me harder and my fingers and toes turn blue faster. So yay… 20. My sister and I once fell by our pool getting the same scar on the same knee. 21. Despite everything on this list I have never broken a bone in my life *knock on wood* 22. I didn’t speak until I was five years old (I was taught sign language but I sadly can’t remember much of it). My first word was “Mommy” and it was on my mother’s birthday 23. My father is a firefighter and when I used to visit him at the fire house I would actually climb up the fire pole. 24. I can open doors with my foot (not by kicking but turning the door knob with my toes, I have big toes) 25. When I was younger I had a condition known as Pica. Basically I ate non-edible things. I would eat string, towels, paper, tissues, my clothes, chairs (some of the chairs in the house still have my bite marks in them), and plastic. It got to the point where I had to go to the doctors because I had a horrible pain in my stomach. We think it was a blockage caused by all the stuff I ate. But the best part is my dad came in (right from work) and he poked my stomach and he must have dislodged it because the pain went away. 26. I once blew up a light bulb by spitting on it when it was on. 27. On a class trip a friend of mine literally had to step on my foot to keep me from running off and befriending a squirrel. This was in high school. 28. One time we were removing a bush from the garden and we managed to get most of it up except the main root/body itself. After a lot of work I just sat down, put my feet against it, and PUSHED. Over and over and over until with one great big push it came out. So I pretty much bench pressed a tree. 29. Another time we were digging a hole in the backyard and it was about 4 feet deep when I had to get out of the hole to get something. So I crouched and jumped right out of the hole. Four feet straight up in the air. 30. I am an Eagle Scout and an Assistant Scout Master (haven’t renewed that though) 31. For years I’ve been having chronic nosebleeds (once I even got one because I was laughing too hard at an Achievement Hunter video). It has gotten to the point where I’ve had the inside of my nostrils cauterized (basically a “burning” stick of metal is shoved up my nose to burn the blood vessel causing the nosebleeds so the new tissue heals over it) 32. When I was younger I was so skinny you could see my ribs almost all the time, some people even said they could see my heart beating. 33. When I was in elementary school in the bathroom I saw a spider crawling up from the urinal (I believe this led to my fear/dislike of spiders) 34. One time I sat on my grandmother’s couch and my back landed on a bee/wasp which stung me, not fun. 35. One time after I got home from Boy Scout camp I was showering when I discovered a Ladybug was crawling on my butt. I didn’t kill it but I let it go. 36. I have Asperger Syndrome (as in officially diagnosed) 37. One time a few winters ago I left my glasses in the window as I was taking a shower and when I got out they had literally frozen over. 38. When I was little I once went through a training course for children on how to get out of a burning building, it was neat. 39. I dropped out of community college and have no job and no social life, when I remember these I can’t help but feel like a failure and waste of space. 40. When I was 10 my family went on a cruise in Alaska, it was amazing. But the fun fact is on the cruise one of the entertainers was a ventriloquist named Jeff Dunham. This was before he hit it big time. 41. Once at Boy Scout camp it was the final night before we all went home and they had these giant inflatable balls (bigger than the kids) and we were bouncing them around when it bounced off another kid right into me breaking my glasses right down the middle, fortunately my parents came up that night anyways so we went to get new ones. 42. My sister measured my morning walks with the dog a few days ago, turns out I walk him 2.2 miles (in total).

[ace-angel-judas]

We Got Married

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - ??

Pairing: Seo/Yesung

Rating: Fluff,

Series: Block B Additional Member AU

Synopsis: Seo and Yesung on We Got Married

A/N: I know that @shownuslaugh has been looking forward to this.. 

Also, The time they spend together is in cursive, When they’re reflecting on their time it’s in bold, the normal writing is them just entering the opening thingy. 

Seo let out a squeal of surprise, quickly turning away from Yesung and covering her face, the tips of her ears going red. Yesung looked stunning in the black suit, cleaning up nicely for the final part of the tv series. Seo wore a long-sleeved wedding dress, the sleeves made of lace while the rest of the dress fitted her body perfectly, the bouquet of white and blue flowers in her hands had fallen to the floor while she attempted to cover her face.

“You dropped these,” Yesung whispered softly as he held out the bouquet for Seo.

Her head stayed down as she shakily took the bouquet from his hands, holding it to her chest and bowing softly to him as a thank you. As their names were called, Seo shakily slipped her hand onto Yesung’s arm as he lead them out, both their faces quite red.

“The shy couple! Choi MinSeo and Kim Jongwoon!” The presenter announced.

Seo’s grip on Yesung’s arm tightened as she covered her face with the bouquet of flowers, flustered by having been introduced as a couple. As they reached their designated spot, Seo slowly uncovered her face and blinked a few times as Yesung hesitantly placed his hand over the top of her own. They took their seats alongside the presenters.

The first section of the tv show was moving day, Seo sat anxiously on the couch of the new ‘house’ she would be sharing with her husband. She had to admit, the house was bigger than she had expected. They hadn’t told her who her selected partner would be, he could be an actor, an idol, anyone. It made her anxious, how long had it been since she had broken up with Seungri? Six Months? She pouted as she played with Koko on the couch, the small white dog wagging his tail at getting such attention.

The sound of the door opening made Seo quickly stand up, adjusting her skirt and sweater to look presentable. The door opened and Seo’s face went a bright red, Yesung’s eyes went wide as he looked at Seo and quickly backed out of the room and shut the door again. Seo let out a soft sound and fell to her knees, hiding her face in the couch she had been sitting on. Koko sniffed her a few times before resting his head to go back to sleep.

Yesung slowly poked his head in the door, opening it more as Seo cleared her throat and fixed her hair, trying to readjust herself as he slipped back inside. She stayed in her place on the floor, lacing her fingers together as she greeted Yesung.

“W-welcome home, Husband,” Seo bowed softly.

“Oh my...,” Yesung turned again, his face going red as he was greeted.

Seo covered her face as well, embarrassed that she had embarrassed him in such a way.

Yesung: I was so flustered when I walked in, Seo is cute and I couldn’t handle it when she greeted me like that.

Seo: I was really embarrassed, I’d only met Yesung Oppa once and I think I might have startled him

Seo watched as Yesung regained his composure, the man’s face was red as he shuffled over to join Seo on the floor. Sitting in front of her with his knees tucked under him in an almost formal way, she folded her hands together as she kept her head down.

“It’s lovely to be home, wife,” Yesung spoke in a shaky voice, bowing back to Seo.

A soft sound left Seo’s mouth and she covered her face, Yesung’s eyes went wide and he froze. Perhaps it was too much? Yesung watched Koko got down from the couch and comfortably sat in Seo’s lap.

“Ah, is this your dog?” Yesung asked.

“Y-yes,” Seo nodded softly, “I have two dogs, I could only bring Koko because he’s calm, I couldn’t bring Bop,”

“Koko and Bop,” Yesung smiled, “Isn’t that like the Exo song?”

Seo’s face went red, “I really like Exo,”

“Ah, he’s cute,” Yesung smiled as he softly reached out and patted Koko’s white fur, “Should we set up?”

Seo nodded softly, they both awkwardly standing up and looking at the boxes all around them. She hoped Yesung didn’t think of her as childish as she began to unpack, the box she first opened was full of her usual plush toys and Koko grabbed one of them.

“Ah! Koko!” Seo went to grab the plush from Koko but before she could, the dog had run over to Yesung and placed it down at the man’s feet.

Yesung slowly picked up the lion plush, a soft smile on his face as he patted Koko on the head, “Is he yours?”

“Y-yes,” Seo nodded, “I have a whole box,”

Yesung’s smile only got bigger as he walked over to Seo, looking in the box in front of Seo before picking it up, “We should put them on the bed, don’t you think?”

Seo nodded softly, following Yesung into the bedroom, she looked around the bedroom with a soft smile. It was the average room although she noticed that there was only one bed and it made her nervous, would they be sleeping in the same bed? The thought made Seo’s face feel warm as Yesung placed the box on the bed. She softly began to unpack the plushes with the help of Yesung, they both calmly worked together.

“There’s only one bed,” Seo commented as she placed down her squirrel plush.

“Oh, um,” Yesung licked his lips out of nerves, “I can sleep on the floor- “

“That would be so uncomfortable,” Seo frowned, “You’ll hurt your back,”

Yesung smiled for a second before it went away and reappeared before disappearing again, Seo was so caring about someone she barely knew.

“W-well,” Seo swallowed thickly, “We are married, married people sleep in the same bed,”

Yesung nodded, “Y-yeah,”

The day continued normally, barely any speaking between the two idols as they simply unpacked all their belongs until the later hours of the night. It seemed as if they were avoiding going to bed, as when that time rolled around, the both of them standing awkwardly at the end of the bed in their pajamas. Seo was in a pair of matching sailor moon pajamas, pink with the cat on them.

“You take left and I’ll take right?” Yesung whispered softly, dressed in a simple pair of sweat pants and a black shirt.

Seo nodded shy as she shuffled around the left side of the bed, she moved her plushes to the center of the bed, hoping to make a wall between them both. Yesung seemed to be doing to same, their faces red as they slipped into the bed, both staying as still as possible. Seo shifted to the edge of the bed as Yesung clicked off the light, she felt the other side of the bed drop down slightly as Yesung laid down.

“Goodnight Wife,” Yesung whispered softly.

“Goodnight Husband,”

[ninesoftkids]

ship ur mutuals with skidz! bringing this ask meme back cause y not! friendship! woo! 💓❤️💓💖💗💕💞❣️💗❤️💞❣️

Aayyy, I love these asks! Unfortunately, Stray Kids only has nine members :( so I’ve finished the rest of my mutuals with other idols I think fit! I hope that’s ok lmao. Right. (It’s gonna be quite long so i’m going to insert the line thingy) Here we gooooo :D

·        Woojin – Andy. Thefirst person to fight your corner, but sometimes they lack belief inthemselves. An essential part of our family, just like Woojin. One of the mostcaring people I’ve met, but also definitely one of the most chaoticallyencouraging people ever. Don’t let them eat the trees. @haknveons

·        Minho – Roxi. Two bubblypeople with serious visuals! But don’t let their cuteness fool you – there’sdemons hidden beneath the angel exteriors. Just as Roxi loves to both hurt andheal us with gorgeous pictures of our faves, Minho loves to tease. The push-and-pullrelationship. Roxi the Angel, and Minho the Devil. But he cares deeply, andwould always listen to whatever worries you had. You can expect cute good nightmessages and missed Skype calls that are made up with a thousand nose kisseswhen you finally see each other. The Opposites Attract Couple @lxx-fxlix

·        Chan – Syd. Bluntand honest, forthright with their beliefs, I think Chan and her would have amazingphilosophical arguments that would end in cuddles and Disney on the sofa whilethey throw popcorn at each other. Chan could teach you Korean, and you canteach him your slang :D Also that height difference would be cute af. @hwarang-my-loves

·        Hyunjin – Mer. Twoanimal lovers with visuals to merder. 😉 You share the cutestgiggles and are always down for pillow forts and cuddle piles. Fancy dinnerwho? Give you two pizza and some fluffy dogs and you’re good to go. You’d takethe best pictures of each other and you’d be the Aesthetic Couple @softstan4softboys

·        Changbin – Liz. Edgelord?Bitch, where? Like Changbin, your aesthetic is the opposite of your personality.You’re both whole dorks who love fiercely and are genuinely amazing people. Plus,I just really like imagining Changbin doing aegyo for the last Cadbury’schocolate or something and you judging him so hard, but doing the exact samething thirty seconds later. Softies. Both of you. The Tsundere Couple @darkaegyo

·        Jisung – Hae. Two kidswith unbelievable and unending energy. Plus the visuals? God damn you’d look sogood together. Another Aesthetic Couple. Give the two of you energy drinks andyou’ll be bouncing off the walls. Expect midnight runs to your local supermarket,throwing grapes into each others mouths, cute holiday vlogs where Jisung triesto befriend a squirrel and you throw peanuts at him. @squirrelboiii

·        Felix – Csen. He’dlove to watch you draw in the park while he kicks a ball around with the boysand pretend he’s not trying to figure out who you’re drawing – he hopes that it’shim. Teaching each other to cuss in other languages. He’d roll his eyeswhenever you scream over Namjoon or a Stray Kids Comeback but secretly love howexcited you get about things you love. The sarcasm also runs strong in thisship. Cute selfies returned with a ‘I did it better’. 100% down to prank eachother. The Friends to Lovers Trope we all adore. @lee-minho

·        Seungmin – Esther.People can’t decide if you’re the most savage or the most soft couple to exist.You both put so much thought into what you do for others and you’re so treasuredby everyone who gets to call you a friend. Birthdays are always anticipatedbecause you try to outdo each other in what presents you get each other. You metat a theme park, both the odd person in a group and having to sit next to eachother on a ride. When the ride ends you leave the others to find some ice creamand drinks – and it isn’t your fault that you forgot you arrived with otherpeople. The Meet-Cute we all deserve. @goddamngyu

·        Jeongin – Charz. Thelittle sister we all wish we had. You and Jeongin would be the cutest ok. You’dcompete at baking and force the boys to choose which is better without themknowing whose is whose (you’d both try to bribe the boys beforehand) You’ddance long into the night, not watching the time and just laughing at eachother’s attempts at popular dances. You were probably introduced through mutualfriends at a bonfire, and spent the night arguing over who had the best randomfacts. The Must Protect Couple @strayedtoofar

And now my other mutuals! :D

·        Tayla – KimSeokjin, BTS. Both visuals and Jin would help raise your self-confidence levels byalways taking pictures of you looking cute and bragging to the boys about you. Absolutedorks, with ridiculous nicknames to match. You steal his shirts and he pretendsnot to notice because his jumpers give you sweater paws and it’s adorable. But thosesweater paws come in handy when he tells a particularly bad pun and one lookfrom Yoongi has you whapping one sleeve across his arm, despite laughing atleast as hard as Jimin. Couple Goals. @mindieu

·        Ash – Lee Jihoon, SVT. You’re another Opposites Attract Couple, but both of you makeme want to cuddle the shit out of you. Both completely adorable, you probablymet like one of your AU’s :p A penpal thing that your friends mischievouslysigned you up for and it grew from there. You’ll send him Kpop memes and thoughhe won’t understand many of them, the second he sees his face he’ll be like ‘hey!It’s me!’ He hates aegyo but he’ll do it to make you smile, even at the expenseof his dignity in front of the other members. The Pen Pal trope that I am anabsolute sucker for. @lovelyhoonie

·        Stacia – KimTaehyung, BTS. Infectious laughter would follow you everywhere you went, and you’dalways be touching each other in some way – holding hands, an arm wrappedaround your waist, you name it. Also secretly evil – together with Jungkook,you prank the shit out of the other members and no one ever links it back toyou. And why would they? Both of you have Angel faces. The Trouble Maker Couple @softtrasshh

·        Jazz – Taeyong, NCT. Istill don’t know a lot about NCT, but I think your personalities would match sowell! Both fun loving and so caring and ready to give advice if people need it.You’d bond over your protective instincts and probably spend lots of time atsmall parties with close friends, laughing over good memories. @always-a-winwin

·        Ty – Jeongyeon,Twice. Neither of you could look like a mess if you tried. Goddess-tiervisuals, I swear. I also like to think that Jeongyeon sends really cutemessages to her members and always tries her best to make everyone feel better.And you’re literally the same, in that respect. You love angst so much, and youdon’t need a happy ending, so when she finishes a sad movie or novel, you’rethere to tease her back into laughter again. Neither of you are good for myheart and you fucking know it, you demons. Pet names between you range from ‘babygirl’ and ‘sweetheart’ to ‘nerd’ and ‘oi, you’. The Playful Relationship. @softspearb

·        Bri –  Kihyun, Monsta X. Outspoken about what youthink is right and wrong. Incredibly loyal and fun-loving. Always up for anadventure, and weekends will find you two trying to get lost in the city purelyfor the fun of it! The Adventurous Couple with so many stories to tell! @b-interest

·        K – Jennie, BlackPink.You seem kinda intimidating but you’re actual fluffballs. Always have eachothers backs, and spend your weekends at the park trying to get pictures of thecutest dog – loser has to buy ice cream. The Cute Couple @straychijeu

·        Roo – Jung Hoseok, BTS.You always try to see the best in people and in every situation. You’ve beenthrough difficult situations, but you smile your way through it with your headheld high and you always show concern for everyone else, sometimes forgettingthat you deserve to be cared for too!!!! @chanscurls

·        Tia – Jin Jin,Astro. Visuals for days and with smiles that make the sun jealous! I thinktogether you’d be the couple that always out and doing something. Trying a newrestaurant, racing each other down streets, going to karaoke rooms. Your IG isfull of, not necessarily aesthetic photos, but definitely short videos of JinJin doing something amusing and you laughing in the background, or you leaningon a fence pointing at ‘the view’ with a comment from him ‘you are the view’. TheCheesy Couple! @ ????

·        Flora – Youngjae,GOT7. Very affectionate and take the cutest selfies! If someone can’t find eitherof you, it’s because you’re hiding somewhere with ice cream and a movie. You loveteaching each other your own languages and laugh together over both yourattempts at the correct accents and pronunciation! @ ???

I cannot remember some of your URL’s so like…. can the rest of y’all link this to them bc i’m an awful human being lmao

[waywardasfudge]

Tag game

I was tagged by @winchesterdemon67 and @notnaturalanahi (lol thanks babes) so I guess imma answer I bunch of questions about myself then. Here we go!

LAST

Drink: Camomile tea

Phone call: My best friend

Text message: ...myself😂I was trying to transfer a photo to my computer alright?

Song you listened to: Kutt by Jonas Skybakmoen (no but seriously tho, go listen to it, I know it’s in Norwegian, but it’s amazing! (And he’s my brother-in-law so))

Time you cried: Last week

HAVE YOU EVER

Dated someone twice: What? Date? I’ve never heard of such a thing..

Been cheated on: You sorta need to be in a relationship for that to happen right?

Kissed someone and regretted it: Mmm not really, I see it as experience

Lost someone special: Who hasn’t?

Been depressed: Yup

Been drunk and thrown up: I dont...think..so.... it was New Years, I had the flu, it’s hard to tell

IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU

Made a new friend: Yes! And it makes me really happy!

Fallen out of love: I mean..sorta...idk

Laughed until you cried: Yes and it was glorious

Met someone who changed you: Lol my family therapist (she’s awesome btw)

Found out who your true friends are: Yeah, and they’re the same people as before

Found out someone was talking about you: Not that I remember

GENERAL

How many people in Tumblr do you know in real life?: I’ve never met anyone if that’s what you mean

Do you have any pets?: No! And I want all of them!

Do you want to change your name?: I wouldn’t change it, but maybe add a name

What time did you wake up this morning?: 10.12

What were you doing last night?: Reading Tales of the Peculiar by Ransom Riggs

Name something you cannot wait for: To go to London and see Hamilton on the west end!!

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?: Probably

What’s getting on your nerves right now?: This fucking tag at the back of my next!

Blood type: I don’t know..

Nickname: I mean, yeah sure. My mom calls me raisin, which..I don’t know if I like that... like, thank you?

Relationship status: Strong, independent woman (who wouldn’t mind a cuddle now and again)

Zodiac sign: Sagittarius

Pronouns: She/Her

Favourite show: SUPERNATURAL

College: Lol, it’s complicated

Hair colour: Dark brown

Do you have a crush on someone?: Always. And I’m bi as well, so literally just...everyone.

What do you like about yourself?: Listen, this list would go on forever, so I’m just gonna say, “a lot of things”

FIRSTS

First surgery: When I had my tonsils removed

First piercing: My nose piercing

First sport you joined: I guess when I started doing Jazz-dance and Tap-dance (it didn’t last very long)

First vacation: Well, my whole family went to Israel when my mom was 5-8 months pregnant with me. Does that count?

First pair of sneakers: Don’t remember

RIGHT NOW

Eating: Blueberry and banana pancakes

Drinking: A smoothie

I’m about to: Go to a dog-shelter

Listening to: Starry Starry Night by Lianne La Havas

Want kids: Yes

Get married: Yes

Career: Who knows

WHICH IS BETTER

Lips or eyes: Eyes, I’m all about the eyes

Hugs or kisses: HUGS all the way

Shorter or taller: Probably taller, cuz I need my high heels

Older or younger: Older

Romantic or spontaneous: Bit of both maybe?

Sensitive or loud: Sensitive

Hookup or relationship: Relationship

Troublemaker or hesitant: Again, bit of both would be good

HAVE YOU EVER

Kissed a stranger: Yes

Drank hard liquor: Nope

Lost contacts/glasses: Yes, uh and it was on Christmas Eve..it was awful, I couldn’t see the Christmas tree properly

Sex on first date: What’s the deal with this “date” thingy?

Broken someone’s heart: Not that I know of

Been arrested: Nope

Turned someone down: I don’t really have that many offers

Fallen for a friend: Yes ugh it was terrible

DO YOU BELIEVE

In yourself: YES

Miracles: Lord knows I do

Love at first sight: Sure

Tadaaa! There. Now you know more about me. Ain’t I a fascinating human being? (That’s a retorical question)

Tagging away:

@like-a-bag-of-potatoes @impala-dreamer @plaid-lover-bay25 @masksandtruths @impalaimagining @jayankles @bringmesomepie56 @katymacsupernatural @kayteonline @elisassblog @float-in-darkness @moose-and-sqruille-lover @squirrel-moose-winchester @castiellover @unforgvnsam @ilostmyshoe-79 @serenity-sam @percussiongirl2017

Do the tag if you wanna. Also if I forgot to tag you and you wanna do the tag, then go right ahead.

[littleblondesoprano]

Can you tell me stuff that makes you happy? I've had a rough day and am feeling pretty down. -🍒

Oh gosh! I’m so sorry! Of course! 

(I’m not gonna lie, this is gonna be a pretty long list!) 

What makes me Happy: 

Fluffy

Tom Hiddleston (and ANY of the characters he acts as–especially Loki)

Loki

Writing and singing!

Writing a paper for class and completely demolishing it!

Singing for people who have never heard me sing before and making them cry/feel something. 

Mythology (namely Greek and Norse) 

Getting new books!

My friends! 

Disney!

Going to the airport, that rush of adrenaline that you get knowing you’re travelling and you’re gonna have an awesome time and gain new experiences! 

Autumn and Spring!

Flowers! (Namely roses, baby’s breath, and white daises) 

History in general! But what I love is the time of the Vikings (so like…8th-9th century beginning) and the Victorian-Edwardian era of Europe!  

Crystals! (Citrine, Silver and Rainbow Moonstone, Emeralds, Rose Quartz, Clear Quartz, and there’s one that I absolutely love, but I don’t know the name of! It’s a black stone, but in it, it looks like captured stars!)

Shiny rings and necklaces! I like shiny stuff.

Really, really old books–like, the kind where the pages are turning orange and the cover is worn out and cracking; it shows that someone really loved that book enough to hold onto it and read it again and again! 

Peppermint vanilla mocha!

Milk chocolate ANYTHING

Macaroons and brownies and cheesecake, oh my! 

Marble–usually white marble with grey veins–but I absolutely adore it and I want it everywhere in my future home!

Big windows letting in bunches of natural light!

Hot showers after a really long day, getting out and feeling clean and ready for bed!

Alternatively, cold showers after working out, getting out and feeling refreshed!

The beach!! Laying out on the beach!! Sharks teeth on the beach!! The little shops at the beach!! 

Crystal shops! (Good ones) 

Organizing my little areas and checking off all of my responsibilities for the day. 

Swimming to the bottom of my pool and those few moments when I’m just suspended in water, completely engulfed, and I see little bubbles involuntarily escape my lips or my nose!

Swimming in the later afternoons, when the sun is low through the trees and creates little broken waves in the water and I come up for air in a little pool of light! It’s almost like the sun is winking! 

Looking through old pictures in giant bins we have (we’ve got like, four or five–plus or minus a few books–and they’re huge) because mom loved buying the disposable cameras when I was little! Going through them and remembering those moments–or being told stories of those moments. 

Decorating for Halloween!! I would literally beg mom and dad in September to put up the Halloween decorations, and like, second week in they would always agree! I love setting it all up and then sitting down that night and watching the entire living room glow orange from the tree and the big, glowing pumpkins we have up! 

Going for walks when it’s chilly outside and bundling up!

Blanket scarves! 

Cinnamon-Sugar baked Pumpkin seeds! 

Picking out the pumpkins after going on a hayride and trying to find the biggest one! (Or the biggest one that I can carry)

Learning about the Baroque composers and listening to their music ( J.S. Bach, Vivaldi, Handel, Telemann, Monteverdi, Albinoni, etc.) 

 Ivy climbing over older Victorian houses! 

Chicken Salad! (Not with grapes in it–that yucky.)

Crab, Lobster, shrimp, salmon, flounder–and I feel guilty about this, but I’ve eaten mako shark before and it was good. 

I love seeing squirrels, cats, hawks, deer, foxes out in nature! 

People being nice to other people

Reading back over my own writing and rediscovering how good I was/am at it–not to be vain–but just like: “I wrote that?! What?! That’s too good!”

Harry Potter before everyone died. 

Game of Thrones! (In this house, we are TARGARYENS. And, well, we also root for the Starks, buT THE TARGARYENS.)

Little day trips with my friends to the mall or out to eat somewhere!

Similarly, sleepovers with my friends where we stay up late and do fun stuff! 

NEW YORRRRKK! And definitely Broadway and Times Square! Those bulbs and the buzz of activity and huge cool stores and new experiences always jazz me up! 

Sherlock Holmes! And classic literature like Wuthering Heights, The Scarlet Letter, Emma, Candide, literally all of Shakespeare’s stuff (especially Antony and Cleopatra!) Frankenstein, Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Dracula, The Journals of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde! Literally everything except for Mr. Dickens–he’s too sad for moi. 

When it starts to snow and we go for a walk while the little flurries flutter down from the clouds! 

Sitting down at night in the living room (and Fluffy sitting in my recliner with me–mostly because I steal her favorite blanket and put it on the end of the ledge…thingie…and she sits on it!) at night and watching our favorite shows–be that Forged in Fire, Last Chance U, The Defiant Ones, Game of Thrones, Alone, Broadchurch, or any other silly show we find ourselves watching! We have the warm glow light bulbs and we strung some Christmas lights over our ‘logs’ in the fireplace and turn that on too, so the whole room is just washed in this beautiful, warm, golden bath and it’s so, so cozy. 

Going to little antique stores and finding something you’d never thought you would find–or never expected to find. 

Really, really cold Diet Pepsi Cherry.

The fountain drinks from Sheetz that you can add Cherry and Vanilla to! I usually add a lot of both to it–usually to Diet coke–and get the bigger drinks!

Tater tots in a bucket from Sheetz! 

Brewing spiced tea in a teapot

Bottling and organizing spices in the kitchen!

My William Shakespeare bust at my desk (he yells at me when I don’t write enough)

Finally laying down at night and daydreaming to fall asleep!

Eating little snacks–like some hoop cheese and an apple–for snack! 

Going to my Grandma Bonnie’s house and then going out to lunch with her at the Graham Soda Shoppe and getting two hot dogs all the way and splitting a basket of onion rings with her! Then, hitting Tasty Bakery right next door and getting some yummy treats! 

The hot chocolate at this one specific bakery on I-70; it’s the greatest I’ve ever had, I swear it! Nothing can top it! 

During winter break last year, I was performing with a group of other girls and I got that hot chocolate before rehearsal, and then we sat and watched the few acts before us perform–the house was beautifully lit golden and it just made me feel at home. 

France and England! 

Taking bunches of pictures during the day, on outings, and then at night looking over them and laughing!

Hotels that serve warm cookies at night! 

Peppermint sticks! 

Dipping slices of warm hoop cheese in ranch–I always did it at my Pawpaw’s house when we’d have these big lunches, and then we’d all go swimming in his pool or lay around the living room–that always reminds me of those times. 

Pineapple pizza! (No ham tho)

Going to the movies late at night and seeing an awesome one, then going to McDonalds and getting a M&M McFlurry! 

Getting my nails done!! 

Always having something yummy to eat at home

Mattress foam flip flops and my awesome swimsuit! (Er–it flatters my figure) 

Shark Week!!! 

Getting my makeup On Point. 

Nerding out with other theatre/musical nerds in person and singing duets with them (because none of my other friends will sing with me). There was this one guy in my chorus I sang “All I Ask of You” with and it was SO GOOD; we loved it! Every time we saw each other I would be like: “Saaaay yoouu love me every waaaakeeeinngg mommennntt–” we were awesome and I really miss that.

Going to the theatre and seeing musicals with my mom–that’s always fun! Last time, we got these huge cupcakes since my blood sugar was low–I think we saw Matilda (it was okay).

Ironing my dad’s shirts for my mom so she doesn’t have to after she gets home from work. 

The smell of sage burning

The smell of coffee being made–like, Tim Hortons and Harry & David’s coffee! 

Doughnuts with chocolate icing on top and vanilla icing inside! (We call that the manager’s special) 

Chick-fil-a sandwiches and fries! 

Vanilla cupcake cookie goldfish! 

Trying on an outfit for the first time (that you planned in your head the night before) and it looking even better than what you imagined it to be!

Lavender! 

Those purple vines/flowers that bloom in the Spring and hang from trees!

Golden sunsets! 

Cats doing funny stuff–or cute stuff–or just being cats in general!

Mother of Pearl inlays, pearls, and white fire opals! 

People getting me flowers! (It’s only happened once, and they were given to all the Seniors, so I don’t know if it counts, but…I really loved it!) 

Burgundy/wine red shirts!

Yellow/mustard shirts and dresses! 

Velvet! 

Red and gold stage curtains on a dark stage with remnants of ten different types of colored duck tape. 

Crisp sheet music–clean lined and dark inked! 

Alternatively, used sheet music–faded out a little, written on with pencil and once accidentally with pen, crinkled pages dog earred and maybe a staple or two barely hanging on. 

The absolute applause after you know you just kicked ass on that song! 

The confidence and the way my voice swells so powerfully when I perform! 

Gold plated–or gold–anything. 

Rocco/Baroque style decorating, clothing, anything! 

Watching the clouds drift by when floating on the surface of the pool. 

The trees finally turning color in the fall! 

Riding around in the Impala (just make sure to put on some sunscreen!) 

Downloading new songs to my phone and then really listening to them that night when I’m laying in bed daydreaming. 

Ghost tours in old towns! (We’ve done Charleston, South Carolina; Wilmington, North Carolina; Savannah, Georgia; Charlotte, North Carolina; St. Augustine, Florida!) 

Taking showers while the sun is still out and it’s kinda daytime! 

Staying out all day with my friends and coming home when it’s kinda dark outside/driving home with my friends when it’s sunset. 

Visiting/going to old castles and mansions! (Biltmore has been the best thus far!) 

Curling up in bed on a really cold day outside, and feeling warm on the inside! 

Making cookies/baking pastries in the oven and them turning out wonderfully! 

That’s all I can think of right now–and my gosh–I know there’s more! I’m just so tired from all that travelling! I hope you feel better after this, my friend!! I wish you all happiness!! 

Oh!! I forgot one!! My car, Pumpkin, and all other little minis make me happy!!