#shiva x raiden

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#196 It's mx steal yo girl!~

You among the fighters talking about their most impressive stolen items they took...

Zeus: So Mortal, What did you bring in?

Y/n*Smilling and grabs a control remote to turn on your projector screen to show...You are on a romantic date with Persephone who is having a good time* I stole Hades' Wife~

Hades*In shock looks at the pictures*...

Y/n: We went on a date, We had a magical time!~We kissed we had candyflos~...I've stolen her heart~ *Sees Zeus laughing his heart out* You find that amusing Zeus?

Zeus: I think thats fantastic!-

Y/n: You what else is fantastic?~I also took your wife~*Show the next shot of you and hear having a date and being lovey dovey*

Zeus*Smile drops as he sees Hera having the time of her life*

Y/n*Smirks and looks at Odin*Are you laughing Odin?

Odin: No, I dont laugh

Y/n*Nods and shows the next slide*oH, oKAY -Well it's probably good you weren't laughing cuz I also took your wife!*Shows Pictures of her and Freya on ANOTHER date*

Odin:...

Shiva*In shock with a smile completely dumfounded*

Y/n: You find that amusing Shiva?

Shiva: WHAT THE FUCK?-

Y/n*Smiles showing Shiva you on a date with his Wive's you being cuddled by them and getting kisses from all three*I also took your wives

Shiva*COMPLETLY losing it*-WHAT!?

Y/n: We hung out outside a Royal Oak Pak n Save~

Shiva*Wheezing and shaking his head smiling, holding his two arms up* I KNOW THE ONE, I TAKE THEM THERE TOO!~

Y/n*Looks now at the human side*Raiden, Took me a while to track your girl but I found her!~

The next screenshot...shows an inflatable sex toy woman, you behind her hugging her

Y/n*Looks at Adam*Dadam, I respect you too much

Adam*Smirking and holding his fist towards you*Thanks kiddo

Y/n*Fist bumps him back with a smirk*

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Can I request another Anya!Reader if that’s okay?

After watching Princess and the Frog, she looks at Apollo, telling him even if he was a frog she wouldn’t kiss him, instead she would throw him off a bridge (Who’s cackling at her brutal honesty and lack of regard to Apollo’s feelings)

I believe in the Bullying Apollo Supremacy 😂🛐

-Your eyes were bright and sparkly, watching a princess movie, The Princess and the Frog, with your family all around you, as it was your turn to pick a movie for family night.

-The music and the story were both beautiful and you couldn’t help but smile brightly the whole way through. Your family did enjoy the movie, but seeing your smiling face is what made it really memorable.

-As the credits were rolling, Apollo, who was on his belly next to you, turned, beaming brightly, “Y/N~ if I was a frog would you turn me back with a kiss?”

-Your face was that of disgust, turning your nose up, “Eww- no! I hate frogs!” your answer quickly got many of them laughing, hearing your blunt response.

-Apollo then tried again, “What if you knew it was me- you would rescue me, wouldn’t you?” you turned, eyes unwavering, completely serious, “If any of you were frogs I would toss you off a bridge into a river- I wouldn’t want you near me.”

-Can’t breathe because he’s laughing too hard.

            -Loki, Leonidas, Zeus, Shiva, Raiden, and Buddha

-Couldn’t help but smile, at least you were honest.

            -Odin, Thor, Lu Bu, Kojiro, Poseidon, Hades, Adam, Beelzebub, Nikola, Jack, and Hercules

-Hurt by your lack of willingness to help if they were ever turned into a frog.

            -Ares and Apollo

[sketchy-owl]

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 12

*Pov. You are an older sister figure to Rudra and Shiva*

~After Shiva's fight~

Y/N:You won....in the end.

Shiva:*nods*

Y/N: And you lost three arms while doing that.

Shiva:*looks down*

Rudra:Elder sister Y/N....don't be too harsh on him.

Y/N:Am I talking to you??*glares*

Rudra:....*keeps quiet*

Y/N:....since day one...you two brats have been nothing but a pain in the ass for me...

Rudra/Shiva:*keep looking down*

Y/N:It has been centuries but you still give me a f*cking headache....*rise her arms*

Rudra/Shiva:*both ready to get the hit*

Y/N:*pats their heads* You are big and strong but still two brats inside those little brains of yours.*smiles*

Rudra/Shiva:*surprised* elder sister...*really touched *

Y/N:*also slaps them*

*the two gods fly into the wall*

Y/N: That's why I'm still keeping an eye on you!! Now go to the infirmary you need it! *walks away*

Indra:That....

Vishnu:Was sure cruel...

Agni:I did know she was strict but...that was really too much...

Varna: Rudra...Shiva are you still alive??

Rudra/Shiva:*getting on their feet *

Shiva:Big sis smiled....to us....

Rudra:She did.....

The two smiles: SHE'S PROUD OF US!!

The other gods:... Wtf...

Shiva:Her slap was softer than the ones she usually gave us!

The gods:"THAT WAS SOFT!?"

Rudra:Right!? If it was one of those we would have broken 3 walls!!

The gods:.....*turn around and look at Y/N* "How did they survive with ...that woman!?"

Y/N:✌

[recreationalfanfics]

Record of Ragnarok x Reader but It's Tik Tok Audios (pt 3)

You: Father...Am I ugly?

Adam, as he hugs you: What nonsense. I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful person in the heavens♡

Loki: Uncle, am I ugly?

Odin: Yes, very much.

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You, texting someone: I don't know what to say.

Brunhilde: Here let me do it.

You:...Don't be mean about it, though.

Brunhilde: *deletes paragraph*

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Au where (Y/n) is Poseidon's equally moody and emo child

You: WHEN DID YOU SUDDENLY BECOME UNCOOL!?

Poseidon: WHEN DID YOU START ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BABY WHO SCREAMS AT ME WHENEVER THEY DON'T GET WHAT THEY WANT!?

You: RIGHT AFTER YOU DON'T GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!

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Raiden: You can't run around like a footless chicken.

You: HEADLESS chicken, big guy.

Raiden: Uh, NO! How's a chicken supposed to run without its head!?

You: How's it supposed to run with no feet?

Raiden: I'M NOT A CHICKEN, (Y/N), WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS!?

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Zeus: SOMEOME SHOULD PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL!

You: SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, G R A N D P A

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You, a new diety: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?

Loki: I dunno, I usually just throw shit at Shiva now.

You: Whose Shiva?

Loki, throwing a water bottle: YO SHIVA!

Shiva, whose STILL RECOVERING FROM R A I D E N: Yeah- *gets hit*

[lotusmybelovednsfw]

Record of Ragnarok!!

Degrading or Praising?

Degrading:

Of course, it's going to be Poseidon-

But I would also like to think that Indra, Lu Bu, Loki and Beelzebub with it too!

Ngl, Bishamonten would also have a degrading kink, he would also praise you.

Praising:

Okay, Now this is the one these characters enjoy the most!

Hades, Kojiro, Buddha.

Hell, Even Raiden! Also, Rudra and Shiva (Of course he has three wives so why not?)

Who has both?

Qin Shi motherfucking Huang.

(Buddha may also have it, maybe Thor)

The ones who love to be praised:

It's already obvious who it is! Everyone's favorite Ocean Tyrant!

Qin also loves being praised, He's an emperor! What were you expecting?

Loves to be degraded:

Lucifer. This man is soft. He's a bottom.

Both:

Heracles. Man, I can't even explain why! He does get turned on even more when you tease him or praise him during sex.

Tesla, He'll gladly return the favor. (Ngl, I could hear him just calling you names in French. I mean, it's gotta be romantic!~)

[gayometer]

You accepting requests at the moment?

If you're willing to answer, what would happen if (ʘᴗʘ) Y/N frowns for the very first time? I mean that mouth is an UPSIDE DOWN crescent

Haha Ingo mouth.

The ones concerned

-Raiden, Adam, Sasaki, Shiva

The ones that probably caused it

-Poseidon, Hermes

The ones that look like they could cause it

-Qin, Tesla

The one who actually caused it

-Loki

The ones trying to turn the Ingo mouth into an Emmett mouth

-Hades, Raiden, Jack, Sasaki, Hölkk, Trud, Alvitr, Ares, Tesla

The ones who try the above the hard way

-Nostradamus, Hrist

The ones who try the nice way

-Hrist, Brunhilde, Raiden, Hades, Sasaki, Adam, Heracles

The ones who have no idea what to do

-Thor, Lu Bu, Odin

The ones telling the confused one what to do

-Forseti, the entire Lu Bu simp agency

PANIK pt. 2

-Göll

I know I missed some peeps, but I can't for the life of me remember their names.

[thewritetofreespeech]

May I request dating hcs for Qin Shi Huang, Buddha, Raiden and Shiva with a short and chubby fem!reader please? Also make it Modern AU (><) pls!

Doesn’t have a problem with them being short (he spent most of his life as a short king) but he’s not into plus size partners. He prefers someone more fit & athletic, like Chun Yan who I will always suspect was his first love.

Has no opinion on his partners physical appearance, but does usually like chubbier girls. They tend to be a little more easy doing, and less focused on their imagine vs mental & spiritual health. They also share his sweet tooth, which is the basis for any good relationship.

Canonly likes big b**ches. He would prefer someone tall as well, but you can’t win them all. Their physical appearance proves that they are a healthy eater and take care of their bodies. Also, given his size, Raiden has no time for wispy women.

Prefers thin women. Not that he can’t be attracted to them, but it would be more of their personality. More than likely they would be friends over lovers. Which is good because he needs more friends than lovers.

[dance-till-the-death]

[togetherhearted]

RECORD OF RAGNAROK MASTERLIST:

THOR:

Candy heart

SASAKI KOJIRO:

Candy heart

I can't believe you're actually wearing my clothes

Don't pull away. Not yet.

POSEIDON:

Cherry Blossom

Poseidon's S/O being jealous

I've been waiting my whole life for you

Memory loss

RAIDEN TAMEEMON:

Ladybug

Raiden with a sleepy goddess

Raiden with a short but strong s/o

SHIVA:

I can't believe you're actually wearing my clothes

S/O likes to bite

Shiva and his wives meets a pokemon trainer

Shiva getting squished

BUDDHA:

Golf course

I can't believe you're actually wearing my clothes

Buddha's S/O being jealous

I've been waiting my whole life for you

Buddha with a moon goddess

Buddha with a Furina!S/O

S/O likes to bite

Buddha with a sleepy goddess

Buddha with a hyperactive s/o

I need cuddles

Buddha with a strong s/o

Buddha getting squished

NIKOLA TESLA:

Grammophone

Tesla with an angry reader

I'm not moving,your lap is comfy

You're exhausted honey

Nikola's S/O being possessive

But I want to hear you sing

Nikola with a Furina!S/O

Nikola with a universe traveler S/O

S/O likes to bite

Nikola with a sleepy goddess

Nikola with a hyperactive s/o

I need cuddles

ODIN:

I can't believe you're actually wearing my clothes

You don't need to leave so soon

Odin courting reader

I can't wait any longer

JACK THE RIPPER:

You need to rest my love

Time to wake up,sweetie. It's a new day

HADES:

I can't believe you're actually wearing my clothes

Hades with a universe traveler S/O

Hades x persephone!Reader

HEIMDALL:

Can I kiss you?

ADAM:

Adam with a moon goddess

BRUNHILDE:

Brunhilde with a moon goddess

Brunhilde with a Furina!S/O

Brunhilde with a strong s/o

QIN SHI HUANG:

Qin with a Universe traveler S/O

Qin with a sleepy goddess

Qin with a hyperactive s/o

Qin with a strong s/o

APOLLO:

Apollo being rejected

THOMAS EDISON:

I need cuddles

LU BU:

Lu bu getting squished

[praisethesuuun]

Which Record of Ragnarok characters would listen to this song? https://youtu.be/znWi3zN8Ucg

Käärijä - Cha Cha Cha

First of all, that song is like a drug to me and I've been rooting for Käärijä from the start. So, now I'll give you my answers🤭

Loki: this chaotic gremlin can't help but love such a song, he dances like crazy and hums it every day. It's crazy, it's party, it's Loki.

Hermes: he's not one to listen to this kind of music, but he likes those songs that have rhythm, those that manage to make you dance in one way or another. Zeus was the first to make him listen to it and Hermes hasn't been able to get it out of his head ever since.

Aphrodite: she puts it at one of her many parties, she loves to see people having fun and the way everyone starts singing when they hear it...the song attracts more people to her parties.

Apollo: do i really have to give a reason? You just need to look at him to understand that he voted Finland

Buddha: not because he likes it or anything, but he's heard it so often that now he's humming it without even realizing it

Raiden: he probably fucks with this song as background, Thrud...I'm so sorry-

Shiva: he has literally forced everyone he knows to hear Cha Cha Cha. He's been singing it since he heard it, he held a Finnish flag in each of his four hands at Eurovision voting and learned the choreography by heart

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#122 Flowers

Shiva's Wives: You know, Raiden & Thrud give Y/n flowers every day, I wish you'd do that too again

Shiva: Okay

Later, the same day

Shiva*gives Y/n flowers*

Y/n: ???

Shiva's Wives: ???

Shiva: I don't know, I'm confused as well...

Thrud: Do that again and I will end you.*Feeling jealous and grabs You and Raiden over her shoulders glaring at Shiva*

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Hello author its me the on who requested the Love after death in both part and the others... I finally have courage to reveal muself and no longer anonymous.

First of all before i request another one (sorry for being greedy) i wanted to thank you for responding to my requests especially the angsty ones, you never failed me to give a comfort and motivation, i cannot thank you enough for that.

And now for my request if you remember my other request about ei reader x ror characters that you can't write due to being unfamiliar to the character?

I will ask you instead to write a ror x demi godess freader. She commonly use a weapon like lu bu when fighting but once her weapon breaks or she found a very strong opponent she use her katana. She summon it like in the gif in below.

Now the fun part is how would the ror charcters react? Would they ended up having a nosebleeds, ended up shy or tease them?

Gods

Thor

Poseidon

Shiva

Rudra

Budhha

Zero

Beelzebub

Loki

Ares

Hermes

Aphrodite

Humans

Kojiro

Adam (platonic)

Hercules

Jack

Lu bu and chen gong

Raiden

Qin shu huang

You can choose who to write because i know there is a lot of them😅😅😅😅

Ahh~ my sweet love, your angsty requests have been so much fun to write! I don’t mind you asking for another, you’re not being greedy, I’m just happy that you are patient while I write all these requests plus my own original works.

I do have one question however….

Why in the world does she have a sword between her titties?! I actually looked this up and watched the scene where she does this, and I’m just flabbergasted that she had it there!

-As a demi-goddess, you had the choice of fighting for either side, as both Zeus and Brunnhilde had approached you to fight, both knowing your skills as a fighter.

-You were initially going to refuse both of them, but after Zeus tried to command you, while Brunnhilde asked you, you chose to fight for humanity, not liking being commanded to do anything, something Zeus regrets as he lost a good fighter because he was so pushy with you!!

-Your opponent was strong, which excited you, as that meant you didn’t have to hold back!

-You swung your halberd with ease, and your opponent, Kand, a minor earth god, managed to snap the blade clean off, breaking your halberd.

-The other fighters and the audience in attendance called out in worry for you, as they didn’t want to lose someone like you, beautiful, powerful, and smart, you really were the whole package.

-Kand laughed at you, pointing a finger at you while he held his belly, “Can you still fight me Y/N?! Now that I’ve broken your only weapon!!”

-You glared and brought your hands up to your chest, “Who said that was my only weapon?”

-What could only be described as a black hole, opened at the top of your chest, on your cleavage, as you tilted your head back.

-A sword began to emerge from the black hole, glowing brightly as your hand lifted to the handle.

-Your eyes snapped open, glowing with power as you pulled out a beautiful katana from the magic black hole between your breasts, clutching it as the light faded.

-Kand was gawking, pointing rudely as his eyes were wide, “Where the heck did that come from?!”

-You charged at him, fast enough that it looked like you disappeared, before reappearing behind him as he fell, his head rolling off his shoulders.

-You pouted lightly, “It’s rude to ask a lady questions like that.”

-The crowds went wild, roaring loudly.

-Thor- Was stunned on how quickly the match ended, able to see that your katana was your true weapon, you were good with the halberd, but there was something natural about you holding a sword. He blinked once or twice, confused on how you were hiding that sword.

-Poseidon- Eyes widened only just slightly before relaxing as he watched you pull your sword out, before his amusement grew with how easily you took care of that weaker, cocky god. It made him curious about how strong you actually were.

-Shiva- Immediately turned to his wives, who were cheering for you, “Can you really hide stuff in your chest like that?” they just giggled, like they had a secret as Parvati spoke, “That’s a woman only secret~” but all three were impressed with your skills.

-Rudra- Eyes went wide when your halberd broke, but when the sword started to emerge from your chest, his jaw dropped, mouth hanging open before you pulled that out, completely stunned on where you got that sword!

-Buddha- Smirked, moving his lollipop to the other side of his mouth, finding it alluring and could instantly tell that your sword was your true weapon as you ended the fight so quickly after pulling it out. Then had to ruffle Zerofuku’s hair after the boy asked him if he had anything like that between his chest.

-Zerofuku- Was confused as to why you had a sword between your chest. He looked up at Buddha who had a big chest, wondering if he had anything between his own which got his hair ruffled by the taller god.

-Beelzebub- Was more intrigued with the magic that appeared there first, curious as to what it was. Froze, eyes wide when he saw you pulling the sword from your body, unable to look away.

-Loki- Looking disrespectfully, gawking with his tongue lolled out, full blush on his face as he could only gawk in awe. He wanted to get a closer look~

-Zeus- Cheering loudly, leading the charge of the cheers of the arena. He had never seen anything like it and he was so excited!!

-Ares- His whole head was bright red, staring shamelessly, blood dripping from his nose as he couldn’t believe what he just watched, gripping the arms of the chair tightly.

-Hermes- Amused by Ares’ reaction just a bit more, but was stunned with the magic that you used and even more so when he saw how big the actual sword was.

-Aphrodite- Giggled softly, hiding her mouth behind her hand, amused to see the reactions of others, but as a large chested woman herself, she knew well that any woman could hide things between or under her boobs, like knives~

-Hercules- Lifted a hand to his face to hide his blush, embarrassed to stare at you in such a way, but couldn’t take his eyes off of you, especially when you handled your opponent so easily.

-Kojiro- His face was bright red, watching you pull that from your chest, but he immediately focused on your form, his eyes widening as he saw you move, being one of a handful that was able to keep up with your moves.

-Jack- Was staring before he started, his cheeks warming as he turned, being a gentleman, not wanting to gawk at a young lady such as yourself in such a way. Was impressed with your skills with the sword however.

-Lu Bu- Could sense the power radiating from you, a feral grin appearing on his lips, wanting to fight you himself. However, he was one of the few that wasn’t bothered where you had your sword stashed.

-Chen Gong- Unlike his lord, as soon as you pulled that sword out he flew back, blood spurting from his nose, twitching on the ground. He didn’t even see the end of the fight.

-Raiden- A bright grin on his face as he watched you pull your weapon out, delight on his face as he found it attractive, “What a woman!” cheered loudly with the rest of the crowd.

-Qin Shi Huang- A bright smile on his face as he watched the scene, amazed by the magic that had appeared, wanting to know more about it, but very pleased watching the show.

-Adam- The time from when you pulled your sword out to being announced the winner was only about five seconds, but he was instantly glaring, exerting his pressure to those around him as he glared at them, ready to throw hands and lay waste to those who would say anything impure about his precious daughter!!

[dudapregnancydrawings]

My OCs/Lovechildren of Record Of Ragnarok

So, it seems I have a new obsession: "Record of Ragnarok", or "Shuumatsu no Valkyrie". Going down the fanfictions in A03, Wattpad and Spirit, I now have a lot of ships! And, as usual to me, I ended up creating children for them -\_:v_/- and yeap, all of them born of mpreg! lol I still have to find the will to draw them, but for now I'll just write their profiles, since I've been writing a lot these last days:

Jun, Astrid and Gunnar:

17, 13 and 10 years old, respectively;

children of Lü Bu and Thor;

all of them were carried and born from Thor;

appearance: Jun is like a younger and without scars version of Lü Bu, with his long hair in a ponytail, and has Thor's yellow eyes with black sclera. Astrid has long red hair combed in two braids she keeps in front of her chest, and has yellow eyes with white sclera and a mark resembling a lightning on her face. Gunnar has short red hair and Lü Bu's eyes and pointing teeth.

Jun is the oldest, so he's responsible, serious and a great fighter. His weapon of choice is a spear;

Astrid is a viking teenager: annoyed all the time, poker face 24/7, will fight you if you look wrong at her, can break your arm in a single twist;

Gunnar is a little tasmanian devil! He can't control himself, wants to pick a fight with anybody, and likes to jump like a frog. (Why? Idk)

Thea and Nami:

14 and 9 years old, respectively;

daughters of Sasaki and Poseidon;

both carried and born from Poseidon;

appearance: Thea looks a lot like poseidon, but her hair is black, as well as her eyes. She wears a blue dress in a greek goddess style and a lot of golden jewelry. Nami is blonde and has blue eyes, and wears a blue japanese kimono.

Thea, the heir of the throne of the seas, is as snob, obnoxious, and arrogant as any princess.

Nami doesn't care about rules or anything at all, she just want to have friends. Sasaki gives her lessons with a wooden sword.

Alexander and Elizabeth:

11 and 8 years old, respectively;

children of Heracles and Jack;

both carried and born from Jack;

appearance: Alex is a mini version of Heracles, but with short spiked silver hair, and sky blue eyes. Beth has long and wavy orange hair and eyes with different colors, one red and one ice blue. They wear clothes like victorian english children.

"Alexander" means "guardian of people" or "defender of humanity", fitting to a son of Heracles. He's kind, helpful, innocent... In fact, so helpful and innocent that he forgets about himself and would be used by others if wasn't for his sister.

Elizabeth is a little british lady, with such good manners and has a special love for apple pie. She has Jack's red eye, capable to see people's emotions. She may look as innocent as her brother, but in fact, she's smarter and never let anybody uses him.

Mohan, Ravi, Neesha, Anik and Indira:

quintuplets, 9 years old;

children of Raiden and Shiva;

all carried and born from Shiva;

appearance: Mohan and Ravi have Raiden's skin color, black hair, Raiden's eyes and one pair of arms; Neesha has Shiva's purple skin, black hair, Raiden's eyes and one pair of arms; Anik has Shiva's purple skin, Raiden's hair color, Shiva's eyes (only two), and two pairs of arms; and Indira has Raiden's skin color, his hair, Shiva's eyes (all of them) and two pairs of arms.

Mohan and Ravi are the trickster twins, taking advantage of people to steal money from them and buy candy. Neesha is the shy and quiet girl, who loves art. Anik loves music and knows to play a lot of instruments. And Indira is the crazy one, the one who speaks loud and dare to fight anyone who irritates her or her siblings.

Mei-Hui:

11 years old

only daughter of Hades and Qin;

carried and born from Qin;

appearance: long and straight black hair combed in two buns and Hades' violet eyes.

cheerful, helpful without being naive, forgetful, gossip girl. Has Qin's ability to feel other's weaknesses. Loves fashion and everything that's luxurious.

Dantalion:

12 years old

only son of Nikola and Beelzebub;

carried and born from Beelzebub;

appearance: black wavy hair, blue eyes with dark circles under them, never smiles, all black clothes in the same style as Nikola's.

gloomy, depressive, genius of the group, loves more books and experiments than people and gods. Has a special and dark craving to make experiments on humans, but Nikola doesn't allow it.

I have other ships, but didn't make children for them: Adam and Eve (they already have the whole humanity as children, plus Caim and Abel), Buda and Loki (Loki already has his children, which Buda loves them as if they were his), and my crack pairing: Zeus and Odin (yeah, I know) (they're old and already have adult children).

[dudadrawings17]

Record of Ragnarok fanfic (with OCs)

"Gods, Humans, And Their Children"

Gods, Humans, And Their Children - Chapter 1 - CapybaraFanfictions - Record of Ragnarok (Manga) [Archive of Our Own]

yeah, I came back after centuries just for that. I don't know too.

[onecantsimply]

Hi.

Alr I’m doing Record of Ragnarok now.

Anyways, the people I will write of:

Gods

Thor

Loki

Zeus (Most likely in a platonic way)

Poseidon

Heracles

Shiva

Buddha

Zerofuku (Maybe)

Hades

Beelzebub

Hermes

Ares (Maybe)

Odin (Maybe)

Aphrodite (Maybe…?)

Heimdall (I have to. I fucking have to.)

Adamas (do NOT ask-)

Humans

Lu Bu

Adam

Kojiro Sasaki

Jack The Ripper

Raiden Tameemon

Qin Shi Huang

Nikola Tesla

Chen Gong (Mans is underrated)

Valkyries:

Brunhilde

Randgriz

Reginleif (Platonic)

Göll / Geir (Platonic)

Hrist

Hlökk (Platonic)

Thrud (She deserves love.)

Alvitr (Platonic)

Göndul

Jack The Ripper Case Files: The Request List is right here

If I forgot any don’t be afraid to comment. May edit this when future Gods or Humans may be revealed.

Warnings:

My update schedule is absolute shit. I may respond to your request instantly or may absolutely ignore for a month- Keep in mind that I’m still in school, so if you request while I’m in class don’t expect an answer for like a few hours or someth-

I joke a lot in my one shots, headcanons, and stuff like that so if you can’t take it, sorry about that-

May write bad so criticize me if needed.

I’m in a bad place as of now, so I’m kind of writing to cope-

Also I may include small nsfw headcanons or may just add in something like that at random- But if you really don’t want any headcanons like that in your request, please say so-

If any of this stuff offends you… sorry-

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Headcanons Valentine's Day SNV + leitor neutro

Snv + Leitor Neutro Dia dos Namorados

Atrasado porque eu demorei muito pra concluir isso, tenho preguiça dms

(capas não são o meu forte)

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|Buda

Ele realmente não liga muito para comemorações(ele passa a maior parte das comemorações dormindo ou vagabundiando por ai)

Mas ao ver você internamente se importando tanto com isso ele acaba decidindo agir de alguma maneira

MUITOS doces, espere muito doces dele, Buda passa a maior parte do seu tempo comendo porcaria então não é de se surpreender que ele queira compartilhar suas guloseimas com você

Pesquisaria como são os chocolates do dia dos namorados e compraria os mesmos de presente

Vocês passariam o dia todo juntos comendo doces assistindo algo e se por voc�� acaso quisesse sair um pouco ele te levaria a um jardim passando a maior parte do dia lá

|Shiva

Ele gosta da ideia de um dia justamente para vocês apreciarem seus momentos juntos

Ele queria passa esse dia tanto com você quanto com suas 3 esposas (e Filho)

Mas as esposas dele tinham outros planos,elas não ligavam para dias comemorados por meros humanos e simplesmente saíram para fazer qualquer coisa menos comemorar o dia dos namorados

Ele ficou meio deprimido por elas terem simplesmente o abandonado alí

Ele se sentiu melhor quando você o incentivou e disse que gostou da idéia

Aparti daí vocês passaram o dia todo dançando e fazendo brincadeiras bobas(como por exemplo uma em que o shiva colocava um chocolate na sua boca enquanto você tinha uma venda tapando sua visão e Você teria que que acertar o gosto e marca do chocolate)

Se você não soubesse dançar ele iria te deixar cantar enquanto ele dança com o ritmo da sua cantoria

Você canta mal? Não se preocupe ele vai te zuar por isso mas se ele percebesse que você não gostou da brincadeira ele agarraria suas bochechas e as beijaria como pedido de desculpa (além de beijar o topo da sua cabeça)

mãos bobas durante a dança(não sem sua permissão é claro)

Vocês ficariam o dia todo dançando, cantando, tocando instrumentos etc.

Quando as 3 esposas chegasse se deparariam com vocês dois largados no chão por cansaço (específicamente com você em cima do Deus Destruidor enquanto ele te abraçava tão fortemente que era impossível você escapar do seu grude)(obs:as 3 esposas levariam vocês até uma cama confortável -como muito esforço já que shiva é extremamente pesado-,elas tirariam você dos braços dele e levariam até um quarto separado

No outro dia shiva muito provávelmente acordaria desesperado ao perceber que você não estava em seus quatros braços,mas foi calado com suas esposas o repreendendo pelo o quão irresponsável ele era de te deixar tão sem defesa enquanto ele dormia(não se preocupe,foi só uma briga comum e depois tudo voltou ao cotidiano normal)

|Poseidon

Mesmo depois de descobri a existência do dia comemorativo ele não ligou nem um pouco,para ele não valia a pena gastar tanto tempo com algp tão "inútil" criado por meros humanos insignificantes

Na cabeça dele sua presença era o suficiente e você não poderia desejar mais nada melhor que isso

Porém seu irmão mais velho, Hades, o alertou que tal insensibilidade poderia fazer você perder o interesse nele partindo para outro alguém, fazendo com que Poseidon te perdesse por completo

Ele odiou totalmente esse possibilidade horrível

Ele procurou por qualquer coisa que pudesse te agradar o suficiente para você não o abandonar

Como não achou nada ele decidiu fazer ele mesmo um colar de concha mediano

Porém ainda sim ele achou que aquilo não era o suficiente para você, então decidiu te levar para a praia com uma visão linda para o oceano

Lá ele cantou uma música que fez exclusivamente para você

Vocês passaram o resto do dia andando pela praia

Quando o pôr de sol veio ele pediu que você erguesse suas mãos abertas na sua frente e te deu o colar em suas mãos

Você colocou o colar sorrindo largamente e usando os pés inclinou-se para beijar a bochecha dele

Poseidon corou levemente em tom rosado e virou a cabeça de lado soltando um "hum" tentando fingir indiferença (ele falhou)

Hércules

Ele absolutamente está desesperado mesmo faltando 4 dias para a data

Ele pediria conselhos para Afrodite

Buda também o ajudou um pouco, embora apenas tenha soltado um: "qualquer coisa simples é o suficiente para uma pessoa que realmente te ama"

Ele arrumaria tudo o que precisasse e no último dia antes do amanhecer e de você acordar ele já estaria acordado fazendo a surpresa

Ele queria que fosse algo simples mais também significativo

Naquela manhã ele te acordou servindo sua comida favorita na cama

E logo depois te pediu para tampar os olhos e te guiou pra cozinha

Quando ele te deixou abrir os olhos ele estava na sua frente com um boque de flores em uma mão e na outra uma caixinha, atrás dele havia uma decoração linda rosada com poucos balões e uma fita rosa enorme em cima escrito "eu te amo!Feliz dia dos namorados!"na mesa atrás dele tinha um mesa com alguns docinhos e um bolo feito por ele, estava um pouco torto, ele realmente não é bom em coisas desse tipo porém foi de coração

O presente na caixinha era um ursinho de pelúcia rosa com as iniciais de vocês na barriga dele

Você passaram o dia inteiro se divertindo juntos e no cair da noite estavam exaustos, Hércules ficou muito feliz por você gostar do ele fez, você até tinha dormido de forma tranquila agora!

Loki

Ele provavelmente te daria uma flor falsa que espirra água ou uma daquelas caixas que dão susto quando você as abre ou atá mesmo uma que sai balões

Ele te convenceria a irritar os Deuses do olimpo durante todo o dia

Vocês fazem uma boa dupla quando se trata de fazer pegadinhas e armadilhas no dia dos namorados,tais como:cartas de amor falsas, presentes falsos,dizer que uma pessoa traiu outra,Loki se disfarçando de alguém pra se declarar pra outra pessoa etc.

Resumindo: vocês fizeram um belo estrago no dia dos namorados, tanto que os Deuses começaram ignorar a ignorar as coisas que eram de verdade achando que era só uma brincadeira de vcs dois

E no final do dia vocês estariam rindo de todos eles juntos

Thor

Te daria qualquer coisa que um namorado normal daria:colares, buquê de flores, chocolate em formato de coração e etc

Ele faria qualquer coisa que você sugerisse

Caso você você não tivesse ideia ele te levaria para passear por aí ou em algum lugar especial

Eles é muito quieto então raramente falaria ou iria interromper você

E sempre que ele falasse seria pra dizer algo de como 'te ama'

Sasaki

Apesar de ser bem velho isso não o fez perder sua habilidade básica em culinária

Ele faria um bolo simples de chocolate ou morango e faria um chá como bebida

Durante todo o jantar/almoço ele faria piadas e contaria histórias de sua vida

Provavelmente no restante do dia ambos andariam por aí ou se não, estariam dormindo agarrados na cama

Ele se considera um cara muito sortudo por ter você

Jack

Não sabe muito bem como reagir

Ele nunca foi amado verdadeiramente e nem amou alguém de maneira romântica então nunca comemorou essa data

Provavelmente faria muitas comidas pra você, junto a chás e cafés

Vocês passariam o dia todo conversando e bebendo chá/café

Ele leria alguns livros com você e comentaria sobre tais

Ele escutaria qualquer coisa que você dissesse por mais que não seja de seu interesse

Elogios sairiam da boca dele de forma involuntária durante a conversa

Não sabe porque de todas as pessoas por aí você o escolheu e se apaixonou por ele,mas é muito grato a você e tenta demonstrar nessa data comemorativa

Lu bu

É um verdadeiro desastre quando se trata de coisas românticas

Não faz a menor ideia do que fazer, esse homem tem dom na luta mas é horrível em relacionamentos

Não sabe o que te dá de presente então acaba optando por um vestido ou kimono

Ele espera atenciosamente que que você goste do presente

Se você gostar então ele estará aliviado de não ter estragado tudo e sem saber soltaria um suspiro que nem sabia que estava segurando

Se for ao contrário e você não gostar então ele estaria desapontado consigo mesmo por não conseguir nem mesmo agir certo num dia especial, embora é claro,ele nunca vai admitir isso em voz alta,ele prefere ficar com isso na mente e agir com indiferença

O resto do dia passou rápido pra vocês, com ambos andando por aí com você usando seu novo kimono/vestido e conversando normalmente como um dia normal,pra ele pode não ser TÃO divertido quanto uma luta mas de vez enquanto tirar um tempo pra apreciar as coisas mais simples e principalmente você, não parece uma má ideia, afinal

Raiden

(está no limite de fotos, então infelizmente não poderei colocar a capa de Raiden aqui)

Está muito feliz de poder passar um dia inteiro exclusivamente com você

Abraços grandes de urso no começo do dia

Ele está tão feliz que é contagiante

Te trata como rainha o dia todo, é dia dos namorados mas com ele é como se fosse SEU dia

No final da tarde apareceria com um bolo confeitado comprado e caixas de presente

Os presentes roupas,colares e etc. Tudo que você pode imaginar

Ele segura sua mão com receio de machucar você com sua super força enquanto faz um discurso emocional de como te ama e queria que esse dia durasse a eternidade

No final do dia vocês estão deitado com você em seu abraço super apertado enquanto ilhe beija no topo da cabeça dele,ele está roncando muito alto mas não afrouxa se aperto em você

E é isso espero que gostem, é minha primeira vez usando o Tumblr então realmente não sei se está muito bem ou não

Link das minhas outras duas contas

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