#sillystories

[daryl79]

Once upon a time, there was a young man named Tom who had a serious farting problem. He tried everything from changing his diet to taking medication, but nothing seemed to work.

One day, Tom went on a date with a beautiful girl named Sarah. They were having a lovely time until Tom felt a fart coming on. He tried to hold it in, but the pressure was too much.

Suddenly, there was a loud rumbling noise followed by a pungent smell. Mortified, Tom tried to play it off by saying, "Excuse me, my shoe must have squeaked."

But Sarah was no fool. "That wasn't a shoe squeak," she said, trying not to laugh. "That was a fart!"

Tom was so embarrassed that he decided to leave. But as he got up to go, he accidentally let out another fart. This one was even louder than the first, and Sarah couldn't help but burst out laughing.

From that day on, Tom and Sarah had a standing joke about farts, and they even made a game of trying to out-fart each other. It may not have been the most romantic date, but it sure was a gas!

[gender-mailman]

[ The sillywar also made me want to creat a sillystory! ]

[ we truly share one sillybrain!!/silly ]

Yes, we only share one braincell

[nempne]

Marlee hates tulips

[ipgbook]

Such a spooky silly start to October! We’d like to extend a monstrous THANK YOU to all of our friends at #barnesandnoble across the country who celebrated the 10th anniversary of @flashlightpress I Need My Monster and the exclusive release of the prequel How I Met My Monster with #bnstorytime nationwide! Thanks for all the stories, @barnesandnoble ! 💚🎃💚📚💚 Go back to where it all began - where Ethan comes upon a set of little monsters interviewing to be HIS monster. For little fans of Monsters Inc and those who need some encouragement when it comes to bedtime. #storytime #bedtime #readaloud #readtome #raisingreaders #sillystories #ineedmymonster #howimetmymonster #picturebooks #buyonegetone #spooky #halloweenbooks #spookybooks #monsters #monstersinc #halloweenbooksforkids https://www.instagram.com/p/B3KaDFLg8gL/?igshid=4n1oit07doff

[ultimatethread]

Custom mural to inspire wonder in your room! This one has 47 animals doing silly things and the star’s that were in the sky the day baby Madeline was born! Want your own? Contact me! Have paints will travel! #inspirewonder #woodlandwonderland #babymural #animalstories #sillystories #imagination #dreamspace #iwantthis #colorfulkids #sweetcrib #cutestbabyever #bambina #custommural #custompainting #babydecor #kidsroom #commisionedart #havepaintswilltravel #gogugu #goguguxyz #sonicribbon #jessicafindley #jessicalingfindley #kidsillustratjons #childrensillustrations #illustrator #childrensbooks #wonder (at Cardiff-by-the-Sea, California)

[noodlenuts]

Some combinations are just guaranteed winners. Chocolate and peanut butter, popcorn and butter, cheese and crackers... And when I saw Jory John and Bob Shea's names together on the cover of "I Will Chomp You!" (2015), I knew I was in for a treat. A colourful, over-the-top, fourth-wall-breaking treat, that is, of the sort that'll have your kids laughing from start to finish. From the moment you open the book to a toothy dinosaur threatening to chomp you if you don't put it back down again, to the discovery that his motives are perhaps not what you'd expect, "I Will Chomp You!" is read-aloud gold. ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ #noodlenutskidsbooks #bookstagraminthe6ix #iwillchompyou #joryjohn #bobshea #dinosaur #sillybooks #kidshumor #sillystories #storytime #bookrecommendation #childrenbooks #whattoread #picturebook #preschoolisfun #raisingareader #bookrecs #classroomlibrary #creativechildhood #picturebookart #bestofbookworms #firstyearteachers #invitationtoread #getkidsreading #kidsbookslove #dadreading #readinfullcolor #musthavekidsbooks #bookstagramclub #beautifulkidsbooks https://www.instagram.com/p/B3XmksNnSRT/?igshid=1gkgy09zkpaum

[pimpernelpages]

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Searching for succulents - one of the ideal ways to enjoy nature, tune out, and participate in some easy #selfcare. #succulents #colorful #nature #sillystories #love #restfulmind #turnoff #wonderfulwednesday⠀ (at The Home Depot)

[paperkutzs]

Friday Fictioneers

Friday Fictioneers by Stine Writing for Rochelle Wisoff-Fields-Addicted to Purple

A Dream Come True

So excited to see my 1st live play, I rushed. My husband was irritated.

“Babe, we don’t have hurry to find a good seat, for crying out loud”. ”This way we won’t be bounced around like a tossed salad on the way to our seats,” I retorted

He sighed and drove. We easily found our seats. We didn’t have…

[nv-rivera]

Took a break from washing the dishes. Magnetic Story Maker. #sillystory https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ9Jwc8g3Xu/?igshid=yn6m33t05s0i

[landonnorrisart]

Say hello to Ruth Elizabeth Boot aka THE RUTHLESS BOOT. While trying on combat boots at the local Foot Locker, Ruth’s right leg was doused with radioactive waste that bubbled out of her Orange Julius. Ever since that fateful day, The Ruthless Boot leads an endless pursuit to track down that evil asshole “Sam” from Orange Julius. - - - - - - #landenodraws #landenosketches #landenotoons #drawing #cartooncharacters #oc #originalcharacter #myoriginalcharacter #latinacharacter #ruthless #poscapaintingpen #posca #cartoons #characters #sillystory #superhero #specialpowers #radioactivewaste #yellowart #green #combatboots #bootdrawing #femalecharacter #characterdesign #laracroft #paintonpaper #drawingandpainting #skull #skullstudy #cartoonskull https://www.instagram.com/p/CFSqdkbgAS0/?igshid=pj0nz62e7fet

[nempne]

Part 2

[jaydatinatrap]

Hey, all! Catch ur girl on #twitch!

#transmodels #transgirl #transmilf #ts4rent #transrights #transacceptance #sillystories #newyorktransgender #transwomenarewomen #sexworkiswork #infalliblysexy #jaydatinatrap

[18paints]

Stop checking Instagram! That is the title. You can see me in the bottom left looking for your messages only to miss a ghost ship, silently sailing by. The dog saw it. Dogs live in the moment. 🖼This is a digital painting that can be printed large, medium or baby sized. I just love the tall ships! More tall ships on the way. #haunted #tallship #sillystory #tallships2019 #autogramtags #sailship #shipspotting #roughsea #sailingship #harbor #oldship #humanatsea #portlife #docks #docked #sunsetatsea #harbour #oxnard #santapaulaartmuseum #tallshiptour #fillmore #ventura #battlereenactment (at Channel Islands Maritime Museum) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtvL5JHDwRu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11s9uivw3eaw4

[franniesheridan-blog]

Quality Time Oh Yeah Baby!

[noodlenuts]

Silly Saturday! This book just barely qualifies as a "classic", having first been published only a decade ago. But with a 10th Anniversary edition already out, "Barry the Fish With Fingers" (2009) is clearly a hit worth sharing. I always love a bit of wordplay, and Sue Hendra's adorable story about a fish who (shh, it's a surprise) makes himself some fingers with, well...fish fingers...is a lovely fun read-aloud for a dull day. Paul Linnet's bright, silly illustrations keep the whole endeavour cheery and lively, and create an altogether silly environment that kids will love. ⚫ ⚫ ⚫ #noodlenutsclassickidlit #noodlenutskidsbooks #bookstagraminthe6ix #barrythefishwithfingers #barrythefish #suehendra #paullinnet #underthesea #sillystories #preschool #childrensbooks #preschooler #earlyyears #wordplay #wordsarefun #picturebooks #primaryteaching #bookstagrammersunite #preschoolisfun #picturebooksaremyjam #picturebooklove #areadaday #classroomreadaloud https://www.instagram.com/p/B3PqngmH8d1/?igshid=1r21grnkd6uh1