#simon vibes

[1000fingers]

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

[wolfythewitch]

Simon Fairchild

[bluegiragi]

brief.

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[hai-nae]

😠.

[thatrandomblogsays]

How Simon Strong sleeps at night knowing Alys isn’t haunting his ass and stealing his sanity because he’s just some guy trying to eat duck and not commit war crimes

[yooo-lets-go]

I had everything within my reach

[a-small-writer-in-a-big-world]

Roommate!simon who looks annoyed/pissed off/generally just bored when he’s out in public with you so people assume that he doesn’t like you or that somethings wrong.

That is until he starts to speak and suddenly you’re clutching your stomach because you’re laughing too hard and you can faintly see a smile in his eyes.

He’s just got a bored face but he’s happy to tag along with you.

@tacticalanklebiter3000

[winnie-daze]

Sad old man drawing practice

[lvl100hummuswarrior]

mortified <3

[redrobin-detective]

I think one underrated tragedy of Ice King's scars is that he probably took away Simon's sense of levity.

Like in his very limited appearances before Simon is consumed by the crown we see he's kind of a silly dude. In his introduction video, he only put on the crown in order to playfully tease his fiancee. Plus watching him make light of the loneliness and general misery for a young girl in a broken world. He was a dedicated man, who was generous and loved with his whole heart and threw himself one hundred percent into everything he did. He was also a fun lil guy.

But after almost a millennia of being a mad man, the brunt of every joke, someone who only existed as a broken caricature of himself and couldn't be counted on to take anything seriously, I imagine he was done with it. Now he wants to focus back on his academic endeavors, on his role as a father figure in Marcy's life, on being a proper adult. Any attempts to be silly could easily remind everyone - including himself- of Ice King, something he's eager to avoid.

So his jokes and jibes and general lightheartedness turned to sarcasm and self deprecating comments.

[stankworth]

after many years of being strong // may you have the chance to be gentle again

[bluegiragi]

patience and indulgence.

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(hey i drew this comic in collaboration with the very talented author prettyunhinged, who wrote an amazing fic to go along with it!!! please leave a comment and kudos if u read it, it's so perfect >.< but also do look at the tags first lmao )

[temeyes]

You draw the prettiest Ghost I've ever seen 💕 (and thats saying a lot coming from me whose fav character is Pretty Boy Soap). That's an issue because I cannot take him seriously anymore 😂 A stone cold killer? Where?

did you mean: stone cold flirt?

[littlenimart]

i went into Fionna and Cake unprepared for Simon to be so powerfully moe

[r0semultiverse]

Hey um I'm concerned...

"Is this true, fellow Petrikov?"

Something something about the cycle repeating. 👀

[reds-skull]

(continuation of this)

Okay maybe I lied Soap won't be fine by the time Ghost is done with him

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