#sleeping bitcoins

[villemel]

[slippery-minghus]

i just had an idea for a murderbot "sickfic". and by idea i mean i just spent the past hour writing an outline so maybe i'm actually not only write something but finish it too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ please hold while your SecUnit updates

[the-lady-general]

i'm going to socialise with a bunch of teachers soon and they're going to ask me if I've read anything good lately and it's the same 3 text-based adventure games that have been EATEN MY ENTIRE BRAIN since september last year and i know exactly the look they're going to give me when i try to tell them that they should give video games a chance BECAUSE ARGH AT LEAST PLAY PENTIMENT FFS YOU'RE ALL LIT TEACHERS IN BAVARIA IT SHOULD BE ON THE CURRICULUM ANYWAY DO IT I AM BEGG---

[cherrynika]

Fernando Alonso on Instagram: "I would like to be featured on a James Bond movie, now that I signed for Aston Martin"

credit to papabear55 on reddit

[trebol-club]

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[givemegifs]

[extreme-technicality]

lol itd be pretty fucked of the universe to put me in a week-long anxiety attack haha

[yolofashionfactory]

It's My Life 🥳🥳🥳

[shahab7khan]

6522 sleeping-Bitcoins of $107M woke up after 5years

6522 sleeping-Bitcoins of $107M woke up after 5years

On November 16, 2022, at a block height of 763,474, someone moved 6,522 bitcoin worth about $107 million on the Bitcoin blockchain. Before this deal, it had been more than five years since the coins had been used. Even though bitcoin is now worth 75% less than it was a year ago, so-called “sleeping bitcoins” have started to wake up because the cryptocurrency market has been going down. Buy and…

[penisliker-moved]

ermmmermmm. erm

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[sixty-silver-wishes]

Roasting you based on your favorite of these German Expressionist films

(this post is a joke; don't take it too seriously lol)

Metropolis: You've got spicy political opinions and daddy issues. You were doing great in life until you found out how corrupt capitalism is sometime in high school or college, and it's absolutely mind-boggling to you that nobody else is batting an eyelid at all the injustices of the world because they're too busy defending the concept of a 40-hour work week. You're constantly checking your privilege and everyone else's, too. Or you just want to bang a robot. That's probably it.

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari: Okay, I could make a joke about you being emo, or you liking the most basic film on the list, but that's not really the issue here. Your Hot Topic fashion sense and shitty drugstore eyeliner are nowhere near as concerning as the fact that you have no idea who the hell you are without them. You constantly overthink everything and are great at solving everyone's problems but your own, and you're averaging like 4 hours of sleep on a good night. You can't get your intrusive thoughts to leave you alone and if you relate to literally any character in this film, you need to get help. It's okay; I promise your therapist doesn't secretly hate you.

M: You're a surprisingly sweet and empathetic person for someone whose favorite film on this list is about a child murderer. You care deeply about others and are very much in tune with yourself, but unfortunately, everything you say is so off-putting that most people don't get that vibe about you. If they actually gave you a chance, they'd find that you have a great personality, but they don't, so instead you're stuck at home stalking your ex's vacation photos on social media.

Dr. Mabuse the Gambler: You like the finer things in life. You're high-maintenance, your tastes are classy and expensive, and you actually know how wine tasting works. However, you're way too into conspiracy theories and pyramid schemes for your own good, and your cultured proclivities are deeply undercut by the fact that you probably got into Bitcoin when that was a thing. Your two career paths are either "businessperson" or "cult leader," and it's concerningly difficult to discern which one you're on.

Nosferatu: Your sense of humor relies entirely on recycling memes that are at least a decade old, and the fact that you communicate nearly entirely in pop culture references is your attempt at disguising the fact that you're really bad at socializing. You think you have lots of great ideas that make perfect sense, but most people don't know what the hell you're going on about. However, you've got one or two ride or die friends who love you for who you are, cringe and all. Keep being you, Nosferatu fan. Never change.

The Student of Prague: I'm not sure this one is actually anyone's favorite film, but if this was yours, you were into shipping the Onceler with himself when that was a thing. You're super competitive, but you have a tendency to overwork yourself and burn out quickly, so now you're living off of Top Ramen and protein bars. People love to tell you that you "have potential" and "just need to apply yourself," but what they don't get is that you're stressed 24/7 and won't give yourself a break because you're trying so hard to satisfy your own impossible standards. Please take a nap.

Der Golem: You're great with children, small animals, and potted plants, but that's because literally anyone else you have to deal with fucking pisses you off. The absolute audacity of everyone around you means you're never not two seconds away from throwing hands, but honestly? You're always right and you should say it. You're actually a really nice person, but people keep pushing you to your limit and you're sick of it. On an unrelated note, you probably work in customer service.

Different from the Others: If this is your favorite film and you're a member of the LGBT community, that's perfectly understandable. It was a monumental achievement in LGBT cinema in the early 20th century and, despite being somewhat dated by today's standards due to the time period it was created in, largely holds up as an educational, yet tragic, piece of cinema. That being said, if you're a straight/cis/allo person and this is your favorite film, what is going on with you. I want to study you in a lab. How did you find this film. Come to think of it, how did you even get into German Expressionist cinema to begin with. I just want to know

Der Januskopf: [REDACTED]

Genuine: You're a "Caligari" fan who doesn't want to seem basic like the rest of the "Caligari" fans, so somehow you ended up here. You don't actually like this film aside from the visuals. Nobody actually likes this film. You want so, so badly to like this film, so you lie to yourself, just like you do about everything else.

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[rhine-gold-archive]

sumeru has straight up cyberpunk plotline tho, just coquettishly covered up in light fantasy veil. And not just because it has actual visors with internet access, but because Akasha system works like current search engines, but taken to the extreme.

like it’s no secret that google collects your data and censors and manipulates the search results based on that, but here they said “what if google had direct access to your brain tho?? and didn’t just sell collected info to advertisers, but also without your knowledge used your brainpower during sleep to fucking mine bitcoin? bc like what could you do to stop it, when the society demands you to use it?” 

Akademiya is a very straightforward stand in for corporations - monopolistic force that de facto holds all the power in the country and ignores\manipulates the nominal leader (Kusanali). Ppl want to get into Akademiya bc that where all the power is cultivated, but from the researchers we meet we can see that it’s a cesspool of intrigues, with grueling demands where ppl have to abandon the themes they actually want to study bc they don’t get the funding, and often forced into military research bc of that. One woman literally ran away to the desert and paid the bandits to keep her locked in a cage bc thats better than Akademiya career fucking her over. But if you try to get away with research that is deemed a secret, they will send police enforcers to drag you back

the theme of broken and eaten dreams is also surprisingly coherent and poignant so far. We have many quests emphasizing how ppl had to gave up on their dreams and settle for career they didn’t want bc they needed to survive, and then in the Archon quests we learn that the adults don’t dream, bc their dreams are literally stolen and used by the Akademiya. They legit said that the broken dreams are not a coincidence of growing up, the system uses them as a fuel to keep up the matrix and tells you it’s your fault you couldn’t reach them

like damn, can’t wait to start telling my snob friends I saw a better cyberpunk plotline in an anime gacha than in cyberpunk2077

[realpokemon]

Aspirant professor anon again, actually. I was thinking and realized that you may be interested in some of the stupid anecdotes I have of undergrad because hoo boy people are WILD.

- Some kid in my dorm hall freshman year was keeping a porygon in his single without proper paperwork and was using it to mine bitcoin on school networks. I kid you not, the power went off nine times that semester.

- Entire years of campus folklore about a certain computer lab being haunted was resolved by pest control finding a goddamn rotom in the wires. As it turns out, this same rotom was also the reason that online test scores got leaked junior year.

- I've seen at least three cases of people (in undergrad, too!) changing their last names to be traditional academic tree names in anticipation for a future career and then either dropping out or being expelled within the month.

- Some kid faked attendance by having her ditto disguise itself as her and attend class for her and it actually somehow worked until finals week.

- Klefki infestation in one of the dorm halls which forced people to prop their doors open for a month lest they be locked out. And dear Arceus, the jingling. Nightmarish. I couldn't sleep for days.

classic. college is fucking wild