nugget-of-terror · 1 year ago
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strawberryflavoredvenum · 2 months ago
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Creepypasta hcs:
Jeff:
He loves music. He's one of those people who has an earbud in 24/7, even if they're talking to you. He's damaged his hearing from loud metal/rock. Something about being alone with his thoughts bothers him.(Same)
I don't think he would like Midwest emo/classic emo music and will make fun of other proxies for listening to it.(Nina and toby)
He couldn't care less about if the bands are run by terrible people. He doesn't try to justify anything he just doesn't care.(most of the creepypastas don't/are too busy to do research)
He doesn't think about his past at all and hates when it is brought up. He still loves liu as his brother but avoids him because he brings back memories.
He would totally be one of those guys with a scruffy face/ patchy beard if he could grow one.
The hair on his head is patchy and thin. He would like to try new styles but is scared to cut it because it hardly grows. He's insecure of his hair and is scared of balding when he gets older.
Toby:
He had dysgraphia and hates writing. He pushes any paperwork onto other people and blames laziness. Even if he does paperwork his handwriting isn't readable to even himself.
LOVES Midwestern emo bands like the front bottoms or McCafferty. He would have wanted to join a band like that if he wasn't a proxy. He couldn't care less about what Jeff says.
He's much more quiet than the fandom depicts. He stares at people and has a monotone voice. He gets along well with everyone but keeps his friend circle extremely small.
He's good friends with clockwork, not romantically though. He doesn't feel romance towards anyone and likely never will. Natalie is big sister figure for him, a stand in for Lyra.
Nina
Became obsessed with Jeff during a manic episode and now that everything has happened she isn't that interested in him anymore.
She doesn't regret becoming a proxy but regrets how it happened. She wants an identity outside of being a Jeff fan girl and makes a point to go out on her own.
She would have a tumbler and myspace if the proxies were allowed to have social media.
She watches a lot of anime and loves the yandere subculture. She loves cosplay and has even done some of her own. She even does anime mannerisms irl and the other creepypastas make fun of her for it.
When she first joined the proxies, she was kind of a pick me and didn't get along well with the other girls. Now that she's been living in the mansion for a while, she's way nicer to the girls than the guys. She's a girl's girl now. (Also having her bi awakening sped this process along)
She wants a parental figure and will force that role on slender man. Deep down she knows Slenderman doesn't care for her but pretends anyway.
She's a maladaptive daydreamer. She started when she was younger to escape from reality and it's grown to be an actual problem. (speaking from experience lol) She'll listen to music/ anime intros and pace around her room for hours making up stories about her favorite anime/ media. She used to daydream about Jeff but not anymore.
Jane:
ABSOLUTELY HATES when people compare her to jeff. She hates Jeff but mostly avoids him. Jeff isn't worth her effort half the time.
She's insanely protective over the other girls, especially Sally. She didn't get along with Nina at first but she's now like a little sister to Jane.
She has long pointy black acrylic nails and they are her pride and joy. Laughing Jack also likes them because they look like his claws.
Jane, Nina, and Sally get together to do their nails. Sally gets simple pink, Nina has gel nail stickers, and Jane does acrylics. Sometimes they try and rope the boys into it as well with varying degrees of success.
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sootrootdoot · 4 months ago
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hi hi 🖤 I LOVE ur jeff au do u have like a summary of his story maybe? Or like little facts and hcs ? 🖤🩶🖤🩶
SORRY FOR THIS BEING SO LATE I BURNT OUT but we're back! and I have much more about jeff in my AU of him, so here we go!!
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Who IS Jeff?
He is 23 years old.
He is tall, prolly taller than you.
He has a large frame.
He is a proxy of Slenderman.
Is he strong? Yes, but most of it comes from his size + proxy powers.
Anemic, Sjögren's syndrome, white leathery skin, chronic open facial wounds, (you know the ones). Lack of facial hair due to reconstructive facial surgery as a kid.
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He has manic episodes that can be triggered by things, events, situations, etc.
Has many traits of ASD, ADHD, and OCD.
He has a comfort object, which is his beloved iconic kitchen knife, the same one that saved him as a kid.
He can be narcissistic at times.
He has personality switches, he's overall unpredictable.
Confrontational, argumentative, will immediately start yelling, inconsiderate usually, self-absorbed, controlling, insane, obsessive, mood swings, violent, apathetic, enigmatic, stubborn, self-righteous, meh.
He is a gamer, but he can't game often because he usually ends up destroying either the controller, the console/computer, or the monitor/screen. And has to bargain tooth and nail to get replacements from Ben.
He's a slob. But he does brush his teeth, gotta have that pretty smile.
His hair being flat at the top with random strands poking out is a byproduct of it being unkempt, and very greasy.. do not recommend smelling his bedsheets. Or breathing when he walks by. Sleep schedule? The fuck is that?
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Dogs best friend, he's tolerant of animals.
Loves the Jackass movies.
Man of his word. He's very confident in general.
Prides himself on hunting people, he considers himself just a regular hunter/hunting enthusiast. But.. Y'know.. ;\
He actually carries in that department, the others put up with him a lot of the time because they don't have to pull their weight of kills thanks to him, and Smile, of course. Jeff is a very different person when Smile is around, much more approachable and even a bit more outgoing.
Smile gets away with a lot because of Jeff, like tracking blood and dirt and shit everywhere in the house, being on the couches, etc. But she can be bribed around situations usually with a dog treat.
He's also one of the few bold enough to talk back at authoritive figures like slender himself.
Strong sense of justice, which can either be good or bad. But he sure does act on it.
Love makes him feel the most human, but he also hates sentimental moments, and people in general. Soo good luck with that. Be my guest if you want to torture yourself trying to get past all of his walls.
He don't discriminate, he hates everyone equally <3 He is more in the straight department, but he doesn't really dwell on labels so it's whatever.
If he's into you, that is a whole new side of Jeff you have the privilege of meeting, lucky you! Same goes for if he has a squish. But again he's not one really motivated for friendship.
There's a lot more to be established down the line, but I'll cut it off here for now :) -------
Who WAS Jeff?
He was 12
He lived in the suburbs with a mother, father, and younger brother.
It happened 3 weeks after moving into the new ranch style house on a cul-de-sac.
A 'troubled' kid, prone to outbursts. A loner kids usually pitied.
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Jeff The Killer: Stuck by Blood
My alternate JTK origin story! (part one as per the title)
One summer afternoon, one of the neighbors hosted a 'welcome' barbeque in their own front lawn, a few houses down, to which his parents and little brother all attended. But Jeff, being the little loner he was/is, stayed behind in the house, putting clean dishes away as per request of his mother. (he didn't have to do it right then, but he thought he might as well get it over with while the house is quiet.) The front door of his house had a broken screen door, and it being a cool afternoon, the house was left with a few windows open, including the front door. The front screen door was initially slammed shut in a way it would stick if not touched, doing its job of being a bug barrier. However it was not a barrier to the rabid stray husky/wolfdog mix that wandered to the door from behind the house, from the forest. All it took was a little nose bump for the screen door to become unstuck, and creak open enough for it to walk through.
Jeff was wiping off a kitchen knife when he spotted the mangey beast walking into view from the counter. And froze. He wasn't a fool, he knew how dangerous dogs could be. And this one looked like a fucking zombie, foaming at the mouth. The dog lunged and tackled Jeff to the ground, his knife clattering a ways behind him. It's hard to wrestle a dog off of your body when its teeth are clamped onto your face, ripping skin and muscle tissues off where ever it could sink its teeth, hook and then tear. Unwrapping him like he was made of tissue paper. Jeff couldn't even get an arm between its face and his. But before it moved down to his neck, Jeff made a swipe behind him and palmed the handle of the kitchen knife. And he wasted no time putting every adrenaline filled flex of muscle in his body into swinging the blade up under the side of the dog, plunging it all the way in, and twisting it, taking it out, plunging, twisting.. It finally pulled back at the fourth. wailing desperate cries, as it scampered over his and its own blood, scrambling back out the open door and into the veil of the forest. Liu was then moments later sent to check up on Jeff, and upon entering the scene before him, shrieking for dear fucking life, brought their parents, and some neighbors to the scene. They moved here, they came all this way, to start a new. Before the move, he was expelled from his old school, and for being a hell of a bully. But he was ready to change, he was in middle school now, he wanted to turn a new leaf, not be surrounded by eggshells for other people, he wanted to be someone his parents could be proud of, he wanted to be a big brother, looking out for Liu. And oh, he was doing so well. He was passed out, he looked unrecognizable. They did the best they could in the ER and with what facial reconstruction they could afford. They had to do a whole separate one for his eyes. If there was one thing Jeff didn't want to be anymore, going by his past school experience, was feared. But now, it doesn't even matter. It's ruined, he's ruined. His face, and his trust, no one would ever look at him again without an ounce of fear, or pity, or disgust, or some mix of the such. Eventually, school began once again, and it was bitterly how he expected, and now he always was tense, and confused, but so very angry. When he felt eyes on him, when people looked at him with that blank face. It's like he wore a mask of the devil, a mask he could not take off. And he constantly paid the price by the eyes of all who see him, see it. He doesn't need a mirror, he has the faces people make when they see him. Where's his nose? Where're his eyebrows? His eyes are terrifying. What's wrong with his cheeks, his lips?
Don't they realize? Don't they fucking realize how annoying they are? The audacity they all have, to react to something about him out of his control. He was too quick to feel like an outcast because of it, and so, he acted like one, and so, he was treated like one. Prophecy fulfillment, if you will. And his life carried on like this to the age of 14. With only one last reason to keep it all together, his little brother, Liu. Who no matter what looked up to him, seeked his advice, his company, nothing could ever change that. Liu was never scared of Jeff, even when he lashed out at home, he would be the one to bring dinner to his room, talk about his day, convince mom to let him have his phone back early, Liu was a diamond in the rough. Jeff never, ever expected however, to be the subject of abuse from other kids in his own grade. He saw it all one day, while suspended from school for throwing a chair at someone. Liu was standing out front, where the other cul-de-sac kids and himself would wait for the bus. Jeff was busy coming down from an episode, bloody scissors in one hand, the other hand gripping the edge of the counter, he cut his cheeks open, from the corners of his mouth. It wasn't that bad, in the sense that he couldn't really feel it thanks to unrepaired nerve damage. He could feel the way cool air would be on his gums and teeth, even if he closed his mouth. He felt new, in control. He then went to the kitchen to get a first aid kit, he didn't want to bleed all over the house, AGAIN. But something caught his eye from out the window, where he saw the usual group of kids waiting for the bus. First it was yelling. Then, it was shoving. Then, it was going through his backpack, holding him back as two others let its contents spill on the ground. They all wore their hoodies up, were they..... Pretending to be Jeff? Liu was held face to face with one of them, some more talking it would seem, Then it looked like Liu spat in the other boys face. That got a chuckle out of Jeff as he watched from a window. Liu then got punched in the face. Rage. Rage like never before. His eyes locked on the scuffle through the kitchen window, his hand swiped that very knife from the knife block, and in one swift motion left through the front door, slamming shut behind him. His pace was fast, and the bullies had their back turned, except for one.. But it was too late. His eyes shut. And then, they open. But he does not understand what he sees. Or feels, he is in a cold, cold forest, siting against a tree, covered in leaflitter. Even as he slowly rose to his feet, the leaves stayed on him, and he peeled one off of the front of his shirt, ah. Stuck by blood. His own? He calmly takes a moment standing there ignoring the multiple pangs of pain he felt all over his body, recalling the past events albeit difficult. He saw Liu being attacked by other school kids, he went to take care of it. ..Take care of it?
Yes, the knife. Jeff gasps, patting himself down, and realizing his knife was carelessly tucked into his hoodie pocket, it's caked in sticky blood upon taking it out. He starts to remember little things, the feel of the blade pushing deep into the shoulder of another, and then in the chest of another, and another, another.. The sounds of shrieks, sobs, bloody screams and pleas. The smell of iron, and sweat, and crisp autumn morning air. The feeling of nails clawing at your face, neck, wrists, the blows made to your ribs, and legs.. And it was until his brother Liu came between him and one of the last standing bullies, does he stop. He almost shared his fate as well, if the call out of his name didn't snap him out of it. Bolted, a B-line for the tree line, he doesn't know how long he was running but it hurt his feet to stand on them. Before he is able to process any emotion, the world around him became impossibly quiet. Completely silent. As he then felt a presence. --------------------- part 2 later, if dis gets any attention lmao------
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madiomens · 1 year ago
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I would love to see a cute fluffy Halloween with reader and Noah. Go to the pumpkin patch, freeze together and keep each other warm, come home, carve pumpkins.. all of it 🥰
Hi!! Thank you for requesting <3
I had so much fun writing this. It's so cute :')
Halloween time
"I can't believe you talked me into this." Noah said as I styled his hair.
"Hush. You love me." I said, focusing intently on my work.
The pumpkin patch down the road was hosting their annual costume patch fest. Every year, they have people come down in their halloween costumes and walk around the pumpkin patch, along with the corn maze and hay ride. They have a petting zoo, hot chocolate, and the night ends with a costume contest.
I was currently spraying Noah's hair silver to top off our costumes as Danny Phantom and Sam, and as much as he's been complaining I know he's loving it. I perfectly spiked his short locs and sprayed them with the hair paint along with hairspray to ensure they stayed in place as long as we need them to. His hand kept sliding around to my ass, to which I kept smacking away so I didn't mess his hair up. After the tenth smack he decided to just pout and let me do whatever I needed to do.
"Ok!" I said, clapping and hopping off the counter I was sitting on so that I could properly reach his head. "My work here is done."
He looked at himself in the mirror and his mouth turned down with a head nod, signaling he did in fact enjoy this more than he admitted to.
"Not bad." He said, turning his head side to side.
"Good, let's get going. I don't want to miss the petting zoo." I said, grabbing his hand and dragging him behind me.
He followed my steps down the stairs and I grabbed my necessities before we headed out the door and to his car. It was a short drive to the pumpkin patch, and before I knew it I was petting a miniature cow in complete heaven. Noah laughed as he snapped pictures of me in my own little world, perfectly content if I was to stay with that cow all night.
He decided it was a beautiful idea to go into the corn maze and leave me alone, though. I spent the better part of 10 minutes trying to find him, giggling as I yelled "DANNY!" instead of Noah just to make his little game more fun. By the time I found him, he was a pile of laughter and my teeth were chattering as it got colder with the sun going down.
Costume is real cute, but not suitable for the cold.
We got hot chocolate before making our way around the pumpkin patch to figure out what pumpkins we would carve later. Noah decided on one that's incredibly too big but insisted it was perfect, and I decided on the actual perfect size for carving. He kept wrapping his arms around me and giving me kisses to try and warm me up as my body shook against him. Anytime he hugs me, it's like a warm blanket wrapping around me that provides me with instant comfort.
We made our way back to our house and I quickly started making some coffee to warm up while Noah cleaned the pumpkins off and set up our carving area outside. We made sure to take plenty of pictures before I decided to throw on one of his hoodies and a pair of sweatpants. His hoodies always hang almost to my knees, making me look like a toddler but I will never stop stealing them.
Noah already decided on trying to carve an Attack On Titan pumpkin, which I have no clue how he plans on doing, and I was carving the cheshire cat. I sat between his legs as we carved them. I insisted that it was going to make him carving his impossible, but he proved me wrong with his slenderman arms. At some point, he gave up on his idea and just started freestyling a design. I finished mine and held it up, showing off my masterpiece but was met with silence.
I furrowed my brows and turned to look at him before I burst into laughter, instantly pulling my phone out to take a picture of him.
"What? You don't like it?" He questioned.
This man had just carved an entire open space of his pumpkin along with a hole in the bottom and had it on his head. The space framed his face so that all you could see was the center of his face, nothing else.
Laughter shook my body as I looked at him. He finally burst into his own laughter as the pumpkin slid down, effectively covering his eyes so he could no longer see. I pulled the pumpkin up on his head so I could see his eyes again, shaking my head at him.
"You're such a doof." I said through my laughter.
He grinned at me, smile sending butterflies into the pit of my stomach. "You love this doof."
I shook my head and leaned in kiss him, laughing against his lips.
"Forever and always."
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tortillasconsal · 2 years ago
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I could not stop thinking about this since I've came back in this website because the nostalgia is so strong.
So I finally made me my own version of Splendorman, bc he was always my favorite
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Here's some highlights
Gave him lots of ringmaster fits and carnaval aesthetics. Pretty self-explanatory so I won't dive much into it. However I really want to point out that I used a 1910s & 1920s style to make him feel sort of old-timey and nostalgic yet refined.
I kept his iconic colorful spots on some outfits but toned them down a little bit, and I added lots of stripes to make him look taller and lankier. He's like at least one head taller than the rest in my head.
A Top-hat also works, but I want him to use more smaller or shorter hats like a Boater hat or a Derby hat because I feel like he'd look too accumulated wearing a top-hat all the time. Also to have some variety.
He has a little bit of build, or at least he's slightly beefier than the others. This to show his physical strength and "healthy" livestyle.
I feel like because he is the only one with pure intentions, those good habits should be represented in his physique so I want him to look very healthy and athletic. Also because he'd be more huggable, but also way more scarier if he's mad and trying to harm you.
His hands have a black (kinda reddish) gradient. I haven't figured out a good excuse, I just really like the detail. Maybe it's dry blood from times he'd attacked someone on a fit of rage, maybe those are scars or maybe he was just born like that idk.
He's always wearing gloves anyways.
My version has a more "natural" skin color. I think this is kind of the norm, but I see that some people draw him with white skin like Slenderman's so I wanted to point that out. I feel like that would make him more "humane".
I guess that's all I have
Splendorman has been my favorite creepypasta/happypasta since I was in the fandom when I was like 13. And I really want to work a lot on his character since I always see that people portray him as this innocent and childish person. But he has so much lore that it just feel like wasted potential when he's reduced to being the "goofy one". He needs a little bit more agency.
I'll post another blog where I gloss over my own lore and mythos surrounding him soon enough.
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coyoteprince · 1 year ago
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more of an open question but what are some fun worldbuilding things you can think of off the top of your head? I want to hear more owo
Sorry for this novel
Waite has a grey (the kind that looks white) mare named Seraphim, who will make a minor appearance in comic. She's based on a Suffolk punch and Narragansett pacer.
All horses within Widderwood story have a dorsal stripe, no matter if theyre earthly or fae or whatever breed.
Likewise, almost every fae within Widderwood have ear tufts
Degare got his hat in a trade for sex from a Darlington priest, though it is a farmer's planter hat. His shoe style is also called a winklepicker.
Every person's soul is represented by a flame and each person has their own lantern (or lamp, or candle holder...) in Sandman's garden. From a design point, his garden has two principals: the light must always be a flame (no electric light), and time doesn't matter so modern lanterns are okay to depict, but only in this space.
Widderwood is technically steampunk, but I don't think it's going to be super obvious in comic unless you look super closely? Time rules are also funky: I've delayed invention of something yet moved up other things. It technically takes place during the 1880's, but plenty Edwardian and even modern day things pop up. No cars, but gramophones will soon be released. Coal is starting to die off in use and steam and some electricity are quickly becoming king. Prosthetics & aides are heavily decorated and become a hot tool to customize and be proud of. Women wear pants (though high society finds this disturbing) and can own land. Queerness & gay marriage isn't outlawed but its pretty weird to traditionals and queer identity is refered to as "the third sex" as is historical for that period. Those sorts of things
Primary community of Darlington is Caucasian, Black, and Native American, but all manner of people pass through thanks to the nearby port city
What is equivalent to the americas in Widderwood is made up of "territories", which I've been leaving vague because I cannot manage to care about building political empires, I just want two dogs to kiss. Either way, Darlington is ruled by English-equivalent, but original England-equivalent got overthrowed and wiped off the map. Southern state-equivalent, Eastern Canada-equivalent and some of the plains are under similar but different self-governing rule. Much of the western territories are aboriginal-ruled and the entire continent is much smaller than our world. These territories are all mostly on good terms with each other because this is just background flavoring. I'm trying to figure out a naming system for these territories or if it even matters since this story is pretty contained.
My partner bought me a vintage prosthetic leg from a firehazard of a thrift store just so I can use it as reference for Simon's false leg. It literally floats about the house in different spots and we just call it "Simon's leg"
Speaking of Simon, partner also bought me a Victorian book all about prosthetics which surprisingly is very empathetic and includes sentiments from actual disabled people of the time. I used this book to help me figure out what exact style of prosthetic Simon has, as well as his injury. His amputation took place mid calf and despite some mobility issues and how he looks, he's decently strong and has good endurance.
Waite is an Aries with pisces moon & taurus rising, Degare Gemini with scorpio & leo, Simon is Capricorn but idk his moon and rising. I don't give much thought to astrology but I think using it to build character personalities is very fun.
Widderwood mermaids are a combination of selkies and mermaids. They have front & back flippers and inhabit the same role as selkies in that there's many stories of marrying humans and their spouse stealing their skins.
Nuckelaaves are essentially slenderman to fae and no one knows what exactly they are
Darlington is known for their abundance of daisy wheels as a symbol of protection, which comes directly from my colonial cemetery special interest. They often top the margins of colonial tablet graves and have been historically used as a protective symbol against magic worldwide. In my personal practice, I've reclaimed them and they act as my main "religious" symbol, much in the way a cross or pentacle works, and despite the fact they were once used against witches
Darlington & Sullivan Forest geography is set in fantasy Massachusettes with influence from the entire region of New England and forests in Northern Georgia. Locations & buildings in the story will be based on a variety of locations I've visited and documented in person including: Salem Witch House, Bulloch Hall, Root House of Marietta, Atlanta History Museum Gardens & internal exhibits, and Allen County Historical Society & House Museum (the most important museum in my life and the reason why I am the way that I am today). I'm still picking the cemeteries I want to base on, but will likely be a mix of a cemetery I accidentally ran into outside of Salem and a variety of local Georgia + Ohio cemeteries from my childhood. I am hoping to visit Colonial Williamsburg as well as Historic Westville as further reference for town scenes. Yes I am really that intense that I've traveled states wide just to gather research for my gay dog boy webcomic
I have much more I could give, but I need to be careful with what I share to avoid spoiling all my work.
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going-getting-got-ghost · 1 year ago
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Danny and the Slenderman Quest part 3: Inside the house (A)
*at the front door Danny turns the knob ever so slightly as the door creaks open*
Danny: oh lovely, it’s already open. Saves me from having to use my crowbar that I don’t have. Who leaves a house unlocked in the middle of no where?
Slenderman that’s who.
I bet he squanders here with his buddies Jason and Freddy and has cookouts and movie nights.
*Danny walks in*
Danny: oh nice, the place looks well kept. Slenderman must be a great housemaid, I wonder if that’s his side gig if he runs out of victims for the night. Would he have a quota?
Like he is limited to the amount of people he can kill?
“You’re lucky Jimmy, I hit my quota for the day you can go home. Say hi to your mom for me.”
Tucker: you might wanna shut the door dude.
*Danny turns around shutting the door*
Danny: I can’t lock it.
Tucker: I think you have to explore a bit more before you can.
Danny: oh great, I can see why this house is on the market for a cheap price, can’t lock the door unless you complete a quest in which an option is death.
*danny walks in a bit further*
Danny: oh hey, I can finally take a shower and get rid of all these allergies.
*danny sees a set of stairs and figures the likely hood of a shower on the first floor is very low. He crept up the stairs looking around a little before finding the first door. Opening it, it was a bedroom with another door leading into s bathroom. Walking inside his face turns to disappointment seeing as it only has a small tub and sink*
Danny: oh what the hell is this? I can’t shower in this? Looks like something out of the 1800s. Do they even have running water? Well it is in the middle of no where. Is the toilet outside? it’s the 21st century they have to have some kind of plumbing.
Tucker: dude, It’s a game.
Danny: still for a master bedroom they should have some Fend Shui in here. This style must be depression. if that is what they were going for. They nailed it.
Tucker: try looking somewhere else. Might have to turn something on.
Danny: I’d like to avoid doing that, from my experience in Fentonworks, any “on” button leads to bad situations.
*danny leaves the bathroom with out a shower and without cleared sinuses, he walks into another room across the way, peering in he sees the walls covered in graffiti and the room in shambles*
Danny: Slenderman forgot to clean his room before he left for the day. I’m telling his mom. And these trees all over the walls, that’s the one thing Slenderman really needs. An Art teacher. Forget stalking little kids, learn some proper art skills. Also, he’s not getting a tip, he missed this room. You’re slacking Slenderman! I want a discount!
Tucker: see anything in there.
Danny: Aside from the bad art and horrible housekeeping, nothing catches my eye.
Tucker: might have to go back downstairs.
*Danny leaves the room heading back down the stairs into the living room, the first thing that catches his eye is a radio and a tv*
Danny: Awesome! Time to crank up the volume and lounge a bit before I get kidnapped!
*Danny turns on the radio and a static sound can be heard from the radio before a voice started speaking*
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seeminglyseph · 5 months ago
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found an Astarion base on the CSP asset store and it's so skinny compared to all the body shapes I make for my own characters, I'm forced to realized a) Astarion's probably bony as shit and b) most people who make body shapes don't make characters nearly so meaty as I do...
I have had to alter the shape simply because even though I draw over the reference layer and then flesh it out, so a stick figure of an Astarion base isn't like... terrible... the absolute state of what my characters look like next to the figure is taking me out.
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like I am so aware now that I have made this image there is like no difference whatsoever, left is the original right is my alterations and like. the short character is the model I made to represent my Tav, Cinnabar, and like. it's all fine obviously. I just like. have a style of character creation, and I probably like. Eyeballed Astarion in an entirely different way. Hell the fact that I draw meaty characters is well known by friends, and something that has gotten me into trouble with elf enjoyers of the past. Cinnabar is supposed to be a Drow and I am clearly planning on drawing them less lithe than Astarion, despite them both being elves.
and I mean I have two representations of my own characters with Nal and Cin
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Nal being Half Elf, and more in line with a "generic but small male body" I might use in CSP Cin is a little more 'kinda a trans dude but also seph is playing a fantasy game and doesn't want to think logistics' you know... so. like. sometimes a character has a little fantasy in their fantasy. don't come at me with whether or not there would be logistical transition possibilities in Drow society, obviously it's a logistical nightmare. I am not like. trying to create a character for mass market appeal, I'm creating a character that makes me personally happy. That's why they're OCs or whatever.
Anyway. my main point is that so many body types in CSP look like fucking Slenderman when I load them up. I did not think Astarion looked that skinny and I'm not sure if it's because everyone in BG3 is of nearly the same body type or if it's because like... CSP has slightly weird body shape models.
Thoughts? Is Astarion extremely skinny? Do I just make really meaty characters? Both? Are like half of CSPs models really weirdly willowy?
does no one pay this much attention to the CSP models so my fixating on this is really weird? Also like the original person who made the model, like. honestly I am really grateful. I am very happy to have and use it. I was just really really surprised to load it up and have him be so slender. but it's been a running theme with body type assets I've gotten from the asset store. like. Why they so slight? Am I drawing wrong? do people only use them for the skeleton? They're so useful for blocking in shape.
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intimidating-fettuccine · 2 years ago
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If this counts as a scenario you don't have to do it, but I wanna know Slenderman, Offenderman and Zalgo's reaction to their s/o making them breakfast in bed.
If you don't mind I will make us all drool
The breakfast: strawberry shortcake style pancakes with bacon, panda express styke noodles with ham and sunny side up eggs in top, a sundea with the prefered flavor of ice cream, and a couole freshly baked cookies with either mikk or juice or whatever drink they want.
Pretty please and thank you
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I did not mention all of that food because that would take up a majority of my writing, but breakfast in bed here we come~
Slender:
You have to get up EARLY to get this man breakfast in bed because he gets up at like six in the morning every single day, so for you to do that in itself has him feeling special. So long as he has some coffee, normally he's fine, but he'll indulge in some of the food you've brought him. He has a small appetite in the mornings and doesn't eat a lot, but he must admit it's nice to just sit back, relax with you first thing in the morning, and not have to worry about making his own little snack food for a change. He'll talk with you about his day and yours, what's coming up for the two of you, and just relax for a little bit longer before he has to go about all of his responsibilities. He does feel bad he doesn't eat most of the food, but he'll return the favor for you tomorrow by preparing you your own breakfast in bed, made with all of your favorite foods and treats. 
Offender:
Wanna know what the best way to absolutely ruin, destroy, and wreck his heart is? DOMESTIC SHIT! As a natural romantic, stuff like this absolutely ruins him, and he'll feel so fucking special and fall even harder for you if you make him a big breakfast in bed, it just melts his heart, and he can't handle how flustered it gets him first thing in the morning. He'll snuggle up with you, have the two of you feed each other some bites of food, and exchange kisses between bites. He definitely takes his time with you in such a situation, just enjoying the atmosphere and spending his morning with his favorite person in the whole world. You make him so genuinely happy, make him feel so loved, and seen, and appreciated, and he doesn't know what he would do without you. He figures he can start, however, by spoiling you for the entirety of the day as thanks for making him breakfast and surprising him like that.
Zalgo:
Zalgo loves spending his mornings with you whenever he can, as he's often always so busy, so for you to wake up a bit early and surprise him with breakfast in bed genuinely has him feeling so lovestruck and emotional. He'll sit you in his lap and feed the two of you, sneaking some smooches as his hands tiredly wander, rubbing and smoothing over your skin. It's wholesome and loving, as he just feels most at peace when he can feel your presence. He also takes his time and relaxes with you, going over his schedule for the day and planning when the two of you will be able to spend time together, making time for you even amidst the busiest of his days. Of course, he'll also make time to have a few gifts delivered for you as thanks, and he'll try and sneak out of work a bit early to prepare you a nice, homemade dinner to eat with you and repay you for your hard work this morning. You deserve nothing less for the joy and love you give him.
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mauesartetc · 4 years ago
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A collection of Vivziepop-related art tweaks
Some of you will recognize these; figured I’d post them here too in case others would find them enlightening in some way. Let’s go!
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The position of Alastor’s eyes here flattened his face, and it’s super weird how his cheek and his temple form one big mass with no distinction between them. I remedied those in my version, in addition to avoiding awkward tangents with the teeth and lips. And I’m personally not a fan of the transparent anime hair phenomenon since it only creates more tangents and highlights just how little thought was put into the relationship between the hair and the face. So I minimized that as well.
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 This one deals with Angel Dust’s proportions. According to the Hazbin wiki, he died in his 30s, but the huge head and eyes make him look like a teen here. I don’t know the intent or backstory of this image; it could be the case that he actually is a teen in this drawing. But in case he isn’t, I drew another version with a similar (yet more believable) body type, the proportions of an adult, an expression that fits Angel’s personality, and a period-appropriate hairstyle. He also has a cranium now. Yay.
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So here we have Dawn O’ Deedle, the sin of gluttony, totally not Doug Dimmadome, and yet another moth demon. Viv, I know you like moths and all, but how does that design choice connect to his character in any way? I also have no idea how his jacket works; is it a separate piece of clothing or is it part of his body? And while it’s refreshing to see Viv draw a body type separate from your standard-issue Slenderman, out of curiosity, I ventured beyond the fluff to see how this big boy was built.
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Yeah... There are a lot of inconsistent arm lengths and thicknesses, and I’m not even sure where his lower right one is meant to connect (diagonal from the top one? Somehow that doesn’t seem right). The vertical line where his upper right arm connects to his body pointed me to where the shoulder would be, but even in 3/4 view, it shouldn’t look THAT much longer than the opposite shoulder. But beyond that, his pose pushes his weight forward so much that, being so top-heavy, he’d fall over.
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I tried the same pose with more consistent structure, but he still seemed a bit top-heavy to make it work, so I had him take a knee instead. I also felt having him look at the food instead of staring into space would breathe more life and personality into him.
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This pose looked really uncomfortable and forced to me (seriously, try standing like this while reading a book). Even if she were picking the book up from the ground, that’s a terribly awkward stance to do it from. Solution: Keep the upper body as is, but straighten up the spine and balance the torso over the legs, not in front of them (kinda the same problem Dawn O’ Deedle had). I also positioned her feet to keep a sort of pigeon-toed look without breaking viewers’ suspension of disbelief. 
(Also why are the shins not just longer than the thighs, but SO much longer than the thighs? Maybe it’s a “”””style choice”””...or a clear case of an artist not thinking a pose all the way through before finalizing it.)
Finally, my personal favorite!
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Here we have Mimzy performing for some slobberin’ wolves. What struck me about this image was how colorless it looked. Viv’s generally known for using lots of bright colors, but I guess she took a more subdued, monochromatic approach here. Problem is, the dullness saps the energy from what otherwise looks like a lively scene. Also, the lighting’s really confusing. We see lights coming at these wolves from all sides. Where’s the main light source? Is it the spotlight coming from the left? The right? The top? Is it the lights in the sign or the lights on the stage? Is it out of frame somewhere? I know working with multiple lights is hard, but if you establish one as the brightest, it really doesn’t have to be.
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For my version, I used Color layers to paint over the original in Photoshop, using warm colors for lights, and cool colors for shadows. Mimzy stands out much more clearly as the focal point, with the main light shining on her, and with the wolves’ eyes changed from red to yellow so they don’t distract from her red attire. I also attempted to remedy the shadow situation by using a Multiply layer to paint new shapes on the wolves. This gives each one more consistent structure and conveys a stronger indication of which lights are affecting them.
I also thought the muzzle shape of the one at the top left made him look more like a rat than a wolf, so I took care of that as well.
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So yeah, I hope y’all found this helpful or at least entertaining. Ever since @zpredraws went quiet, there’s been an unfortunate dearth of visual critique of Viv’s work. I don’t want this blog to turn into the ALL VIVZIEPOP ALL THE TIME zone, and of course I’ll still post original art. 
But listen. 
If you have any requests of Viv stuff you want me to look at, I’m here for it.
Critiquing others’ work is a fun challenge that helps artists exercise their own creative muscles, communication skills, and powers of observation. It can end up teaching you a lot, as well as your audience. And even though I animate and design characters for a living, I still have much to learn. So y’all can count on seeing more of these in the future. 
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bunni-teeth81 · 4 years ago
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Slender bros rewritten by me
Cause I want character development
(This is mostly Offender, trender, and Splendor. Also if you like Slendey/slender dad you might not wanna read this cause I do not make him a good guy in the slightest)
Possible tw for mention sexual assault, pedolophilia, necrophilia, and zoophilia!
To start off, Offender is not a rapist, he isn’t a pedo, and he doesn’t fuck animals
He doesn’t do anything without consent, plain and simple. Him being all those things was a rumor started by someone he fucked in the past who got caught cheating. They said Offender forced them and the rumors have escalated since with his legend.
He actively avoids children cause he doesn’t like them. So he literally couldn’t be a pedo.
He doesn’t hate kids, he just prefers to not be around them.
He won’t fuck someone with kids unless the kids are out of the house and somewhere safe.
He’s wary about fucking 18 and 19 year olds and usually doesn’t
Occasionally if he sees a kid sad while he’s on a walk or whatever he’ll give them some daisies or something. Though they kinda just appear near the kid. He doesn’t actually go near them.
Though he will fuck old people. He has no problem with that. But he will go gentler cause they’re frail
He likes animals, but not like that. Like.. ew
He has a kind of respect for the dead, even people he’s killed to eat, so he’d never do that. Also it goes back to the consent thing. They can’t consent so he ain’t gonna fuck them.
He’s pansexual.
He’s very kinky, obviously. He’s willing to do pretty much anything in bed
He prefers to top but he has no problem being pegged-
Has tried every drug there is.
Usually just sticks to weed, alcohol, crack, shrooms, and the occasional LSD
Bath salts fucked him up majorly and he will never do them again.
He works for trender, who has a whole ass company (will be touched on later)
He helps trender make clothes for more alt styles (punk, grunge, goth, emo, all that good stuff) and he helps with lingerie (masc and fem. trender makes both. Offender tests it out and gives feedback on what could be added or changed)
He also finds models for Trender (there’s really no qualifications to be a model, you kinda just have to want to be one. Trender, his assistants, and other models will help fill new models in. And they never have to wear something they don’t want or pose a way that makes them uncomfortable. also theres do discrimination when it comes to models, any one of any race, body type, gender (or lack there of), sexuality, and age to an extent (depending on the clothes being modeled and (if parent permission is needed if they get it)) are welcome)
He also does side jobs like art (he does realistic art) plays piano or violin for songs, every so often he’ll join a strip club. Definitely has an OF.
He learned piano from his dad. Their dad made them all learn piano. His dad was very against him learning violin but his mother let him learn it (she knew how to play)
Their parents kept them pretty reserved from the rest of the world (particularly humans) for safety reasons. The brothers didn’t find out they were the only ones of their kind till they were like teens and went hunting for the first time.
Their parents suddenly disappeared when they were teens. They still haven’t found them and have no idea what happened to them.
Zalgo killed them cause the dad was constantly fighting him, so was the mom but less so.
There were originally 5 brothers, but one got murdered (It was Tenderman. Who wouldve been the oldest, then slender, offender and trender are twins, then splendor)
They don’t know how tender was murdered. All they know is they can be murdered. They still haven’t figured out how tho.
They do know that they can regenerate any part of their body (teeth and nails grow back almost instantly, limbs take longer, they can just put their head where it should be and the bone, muscle, skin, tissue and all that will pull back together, skin can either regenerate in about an hour or two or a couple days depending on the size of the wound. Their organs can regenerate but it takes like a month.)
Drugs don’t effect them the same way they do us. Our massive hangovers that put us out of commission is what happens after they do LSD. A regular hangover for us is what happens when they do coke or a drink shit ton of alcohol.
Offender has the highest tolerance, then it’s trender, splendor, and Slender has the lowest cause he hasn’t done drugs.
Splendor has tried them but doesn’t like doing them. He doesn’t drink much either.
Trender will do them every so often, usually with Offender. He either drinks or smokes a blunt usually. Shrooms are for special occasions, and LSD gives him major anxiety so he doesn’t do it.
Trender and Offender were the only ones to try bath salts. They don’t know what happened. Splendor says they disappeared for a month and murdered a shit ton of people. They almost got caught. And at some point Offender ate a whole ass headstone and took a chunk out of a mausoleum
Slender hunts whenever the hell he wants, he doesn’t care about being caught
Offender hunts every couple of months or so
Trender hunts about 2 times a year. He spreads out his food pretty evenly
Splendor hates hunting and usually Offender or Trender will do it for them. They’ll maybe hunt once a year.
Human food to them is like sweets to us. They can’t live off it but it’ll keep them from starving. If they don’t eat human for about 3-4 years they’ll start to starve, but the process is slow and would probably take a while to actually kill them
Trender, Splendor, and Offender try not to get caught or make suspicions rise. They just wanna live their lives.
The amount of people they consume and how long they stay in their human form determines their power levels.
Slender is the most powerful, then Splendor, Offender, and Trender is the least powerful (but they’re all still mega powerful)
Slender is never in his human form and consumes humans whenever he wants so he has nothing holding back his power
Splendor may not eat human much but they’re rarely ever in his human form. And if they are it’s not for more than an hour usually
Offender is in his human form about 50% of the time. He’s in his normal form at home or hunting and any other time he’s human so-
Trender is in his human form like 90% of the time since he spends most of his time at work (he’s a workaholic to the highest extent. When it becomes really bad is when Offender will step in and be like “hey let’s grab a drink and chill out”)
Offender and Slender’s relationship is like Raph and Leo’s from tmnt if their relationship was genuine hatred and violent
Splendor tries to med their relationship and makes times where they all hang out and have dinner together but to no avail
This is the only time Slender can be seen in his human form. He doesn’t want to go but for some reason he does
Slender is stuck in his ways
Their dad hated humans with a passion, and Slender looked up to their father and wanted to be exactly like him so the hatred rubbed off
Slender blames humans for his parents disappearing and Tender’s death. Tender was the brother he bonded with the most
Splendor used to be a really emotional kid and their father hated that so now they bottle up everything
Their mother tried to help as best she could
V support
Trender’s company is a fashion company that produces just about everything
And the sizes go up to 4 or 5 x
And the prices are reasonable and don’t go up with the size
Trender really doesn’t give to shits about money. If he could he’d just give everything he makes away but unfortunately he needs some money to produce what he makes.
He makes kids clothing, teens clothing, adults clothing in every aesthetic you can think of. Rarely will you see basic shit from him
He makes jewelry (real and fake (for the kiddies) and specifies very obviously which is which so someone doesn’t accidentally buy the wrong one)
He makes shoes!
His prices are usually around 10-25 dollars for clothing, sometimes 30 if it’s a specific brand (like Gorillaz or something. He doesn’t work with brands like Victoria secret, brands that have sweat shops, things like that. He doesn’t support them whatsoever)
His business is huge but he always listens to the people and tries to improve. And all his products are made ethically. He tries in every way possible to produce good products without polluting the earth more
Splendor usually only hangs around babies-young adults. They help them through rough home lives, trauma, and helps them find joy. They do everything they can to make them feel better
Splendor is the one who takes care of Sally. And they feels incredibly guilty for not being able to stop what happened to her, or punish her uncle himself.
Animals and mystical creatures are drawn to them and their home. They go to it for shelter and safety, as well as some food. But because Splendor isn’t always there they have a nymph friend there to look after everything.
Slenderman is the only one with proxies
Splendor is demisexual and bi, leaning towards men
Trender is queer and demisexual/demiromantic
Slender doesn’t love anything. Ever.
Trender gets annoyed easily but rarely ever gets pissed pissed (like original face altering pissed) if he does it’s either cause someone did something to his brothers or his models. And the unfortunate soul who did such will never be seen again afterwards
Offender doesn’t really get pissed pissed cause he usually either bottles it up or makes a joke out of it. It’s really only if something happens to his brothers that he gets pissed pissed.
Splendor has a list of people they wish they could rip to shreds. All of them parents. But they don’t want to do that to the children. They only intervenes and gets pissed pissed when the abuse gets physical or sexual. When it’s physically they’ll give the parent one change to never do that again. They’ll scare the shit outta them but won’t hurt them. If it’s sexual they kill them. Plain and simple.
Splendor started wearing pokadots to make the kids happy. Trender hates the suit but doesn’t comment usually
Splendor’s black hands are a skin disease their species can have. The skin is black and kinda ridged.
Splendor wears gloves because of their skin disease. the blood stains and they can’t get it out. Also they’re very insecure about their disease
Splendor put the bells on their tendrils so their movements didn’t scare the kids. They would always know when he was moving and where he was moving to so they’d be more comfortable. It was painful but it was worth it
Slender was in the woods when he was younger and almost got attacked by humans, but his mother came and saved him. (Her tendrils could be used as a shield)
Eden is not related to the brothers.
But eden looks a lot like their mother, so much so that Spendor legitimately mistakes her for their mother.
Slender’s human name is John (splendor had to come up with it on the spot leave them be)
Offender’s human name is Dimitri and I’ll die on this hill
Splendor’s human name is Faer
Trender’s human name is Quael
They can change their physical appearance to be fem or masc. like their body can change.
Slender doesn’t give two shits about pronouns
Offender doesn’t care but he/they/xem works
Trender goes by he/him
Splendor goes by they/them
(Im including Slenderwoman now so uh... 🤷)
Her hair is her tendrils.
She’s not part of the Slender bro family nor does she know they exist (though eventually she will. She’s way younger than them so)
✨Lesbian✨
Has met Slenderman tho. She hates him
Like genuinely hates his guts
She hates almost sharing a name with him.
Prefers to go by her human name; Eden
As long as you don’t use the pronouns he/him she doesn’t care.
She just kinda... appeared at the ripe age of 4? (She doesn’t remember anything past 4 so that’s what if feels like to her.)
Splendor is a switch and you can’t change my mind
Trender is also a switch
Slender doesn’t get any cause he’d kill them, purposely or not, being radioactive and all.
Eden is a top but can bottom is convinced
Offender, Splendor, Trender, and Eden can all control their radiation output so they can glitch tech when they chose and won’t hurt anyone
Slender could but doesn’t want to 🤷
They can be killed by their hearts getting impaled. The reason they don’t know that is because the skin will heal, but the heart can’t.
Offenderman’s real name isn’t Offenderman. That name was dubbed to him when people believed the rumors of him. But he kept it. He can’t really explain why but he did. And now he forgets it’s not his real name sometimes. Though he does prefer to go by Offender/Smexy.
Splendor calls him Offendy and he’s the only one allowed to do so
Trended has four arms, plus his tendrils. He can hide his second pair of arms like his tendrils but it takes energy
Getting their limbs/tendrils cut off only stings to them. They’re only in full on pain when their organs are involved
Eden’s blood has healing properties.
Someone can be turned immortal by being injected with one of the brother’s (or Eden’s) blood in large amounts. It’s extremely painful though.
Doing it slowly can ease the pain, so doing it over a week’s time nonstop will get the job done.
The injected person will be very weak after it for a couple days. A week. 2 weeks in worse cases.
The only one who’s done this is Splendor. They were dating a guy for a very long time and they told him about the procedure and he wanted it. After gaining back his strength he left Splendor. They’re not entirely over this even though it happened a long time ago.
They (mainly Offender and Trender) had to track him down and kill him. (Ya know, heart stuff)
That’s when they figured that’s probably how they could get murdered 
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forthegothicheroine · 4 years ago
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Opinions on Into the Dark Movies
I’ve seen a lot, though not all, of the Blumhouse series of Into the Dark, direct to Hulu horror movies themed around various holidays.  Some of them suck.  Some of them are surprisingly good!  Most are mediocre.  Still, I keep watching.  Rather than try to rank these movies, I’m just going to give a few of them awards.
Favorite Movie: Pooka Lives
If you were there for the height of Slenderman blogging, this will hit you hard!  The first Pooka movie was a psychological thriller and definitely interesting, but the horror-comedy sequel was the thing that touched my heart.  It’s all about how the internet creates memes that completely change from where they start by the whims of each new viral art piece.  While watching it, I said “according to Twin Peaks, this would be a a tulpa” at one point, and then Felicia Day said “I’ve got it, it’s a tulpa!”  She heard me!  Rachel Bloom kills Whil Weaton in the opening!  All you really need to know going in is that Pooka is a stuffed animal bear-rabbit-monster who repeats words in a “naughty” or “nice” voice.
Most Effective Horror Movie: I’m Just Fucking With You
Somebody on the Bloody Disgusting website said the stuff in this movie is worse torture than Saw or Hostel- but the kicker is, the torment is mostly mental and emotional.  An unlikeable internet troll checks into a sleazy motel, only to discover that the guy in charge of the place is a nastier troll than he’ll ever be.  This bespectacled, southern-accented slacker just keeps pulling pranks, each one more mean-spirited than the last, until they escalate to murder and the total destruction of our hero’s remaining humanity.  The constant neon-lit look of the motel is super intense, but the most important thing about this is that it shows you how really fucking annoying the Joker would be if you actually met him.
Sexiest Villain: Pilgrim
Look, I dunno.  Brother Ethan is just the sexiest evil Puritan you’ll ever find, as small as that pool may be.  He’s totally invested in what he’s doing, he fully believes in the lessons he’s teaching, he’s maybe a ghost or a trickster spirit or something, he has a great accent, he has a great laugh, and he has great piercing eyes.  Also he has this ongoing dynamic with the final girl that’s maybe sexually charged or maybe isn’t, but the whole thing is definitely a battle of wills and beliefs between them and that is hot.  Honorable mention goes to the hitman in The Body, but he only looked hot, he didn’t actually act hot, and there’s a difference.
Most Believeable Villain: New Year New You
Maybe the murders aren’t all believeable, but “Get Well” Danielle is!  Once a loathesome high school bully, she has now found fame and fortune as a loathesome social media influencer, and a culture that supports vapid self-promotion is one she thrives in.  Are the others in the movie any better, though?  They hate her, but isn’t it partly because they want to be her?  Don’t we all kind of want what she has, even while disdaining every part of her that got her where she is?
Movie I Could Have Written Better: Uncanny Annie
This movie about an evil board game sucked, but it didn’t have to!  There’s so much a horror comedy could parody about the modern board game scene.  It could have been an incredibly complex game with mutliple expansions where you’re two hours in and still haven’t gotten to using all the mechanics.  It could have been a super artsy Euro game with stunning evil art but instructions that are very poorly translated into English.  I work for a book and game store!  Give me a chance, I could script a greatdark parody of the the Arkham Horror franchise!
Movie That Might Have Been Scarier Without the Supernatural: Pure
I actually really respect the whole setup of this movie.  The notion of a “purity camp” father-daughter celebration is stunning and sickening, the fathers are holding their daughters to impossible standards and threatening to remove their love if they ever fair, the girls can’t trust that anyone they meet won’t reveal their secrets to the Reverend, and the camp itself looks like if that Midsommar farm was just No Fun Allowed.  Anyway, I don’t think they needed a weird rewriting of Lilith.  It’s a psychological cult horror, so let it stay that.  The girls can kill their dads at the end without any supernatural power.
Best Cheese: School Spirit
As soon as I saw the trailer and realized this was a Breakfast Club pastiche, I was in, baby.  You’ve got the prep, the class clown, the stoner, the nerd, and the delinquent all in for detention.  They resist the mean disciplinary teacher, they bond, they share secrets, they get high, they see beyond their cliques, and a masked slasher murders them one by one.  The villain reveal is ridiculous but kind of charming, a fun riff on the Norman Bates archetype, and the final girl’s speech to the killer at the end should be on all those “Good for her!” female character gif compilations.
Best Villain Outfit: Midnight Kiss
I love that giallo-killer-meets-gimp-suit look!  So creepy, yet so believeable for a club scene!  (Or at least, it would fit in with my memories of Folsom Street Fair.)  The movie itself isn’t super interesting as murder mysteries go, but it’s not bad, the whole thing is super stylish, and it is neat that almost the whole cast of characters, from heroes to villains, are gay.  But yeah, great costume, great party scenes, great beach house, shame about all the murders.
Movie I Wish I Hadn’t Sought Out Spoilers For: Culture Shock
I was trying to decide if I should see these movies and looked at lists of which ones were the best and then I looked into this one and...I spoiled the entire reveal.  It’s a great reveal!  I’ll try to avoid spoilering it here, but in this Spanish and English language movie, our heroine goes from dodging cartel men while trying to cross the border to existing in a beautiful, multicultural suburban town...where they dress like it’s the Tranquility Lane part of Fallout 3, and nobody will let her hold her infant son.  One of the more serious attempts at making a good movie, and I think it succeeds.
Movie That Does a Plotline Better Than Hannibal Did: Flesh & Blood
This movie, while following a pretty typical “Lifetime Movie” style plot (she says, never having seen a Lifetime movie), it understands one important thing: a story about a girl struggling to escape the influence of a pseudo-incestuous serial killer father figure is her goddamn story.  This will have to be my Abigail Hobbes fix fic.
Worst Movie: Tree House
Man, of all the horror movie characters not to get killed...
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mrpenguinpants · 4 years ago
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Alright, I finally read Reincarnation no Kaben
AFTER MONTHS (it’s probably been a month? My mind doesn’t keep track of the days) I FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO RNK. Ty to Okita anon for the recommendation (* ̄3 ̄)╭💕💕💕 I absolutely loved it. 
After this I’ll start on the other recommendation you gave me. I kept a bit of a log of my reading journey under the read more tag. 
Major spoilers for literally everything in RNK up to ch 53 “Withdrawal”. 
Oh, and I’ll finish answering all my leftover asks and I SHOULD have a fic done by tomorrow. I was so ready to write and then I got up. Now I’m back to bed. 
I’m just gonna write this as a log since I read super super slow and I’m only on ch 7 at the start of writing this but I’m really liking it already. Though to be fair. I love everything okita anon recommends haha. I remember you saying you were simping over Kouu and I haven’t gotten to the part where he appears but I wanted to quickly google what he looked like to prepare myself and I see this:
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Well. That’s reassuring. 
I was actually kinda surprised by how many western figures were in the manga since I know there are only like 7? Around 7 western figures that pop up in any anime/manga but seeing people like Albert Fish was kinda surprising but I really liked it. Also, at the end of certain chapters they write little bio’s on them so you get to know more about them was such a nice touch.  I also love that the tradition of making males -> females still stays strong even outside the fate universe hehe.
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Literally, the next chapter I see him. AHHHHHHHHH. Well maybe not him but his eyeballs. 
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This guy lowkey reminds me of the MC’s brother but it’s 99% because he has the same long ponytail. I wouldn’t be surprised if the brother was apart of the the Greats. Honestly, Ein reminds me of those really hard headed girls that are actually really kind on the inside but aren’t good at expressing themselves (maybe because that’s pretty much her character). I also like that Ein doesn’t like males but she’s hiding behind this guy. At least, I’m..99% sure this is Ein. 
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I FUCKING KNEW IT. AS SOON AS I SAW HE GOT A THEIF TALENT I COULD FEEL THE SOLO LEVELING VIBES IN ME. HE CAN STEAL TALENTS I FUCKING KNEW IT!!! I’m surprised that Neumann didn’t say anything and  Haito seems to be aware of it.  
Edit: Ah okay, I understand a bit now but it almost seems like Haito is the only one aware of Toya’s second talent.
Edit 2: Okay, as much as I love power hungry MC’s I’m really glad they didn’t make Toya into that. I am such a softie for sympathetic and kind MC’s like these even though it’s been done so many times. I’m really glad this didn’t feel like a rehash. I mean, some points some of the stuff Toya says it does but it’s fine, I don’t mind that. I actually gave a crap about him since I usually prefer the side characters (I UNDERSTAND ANON, I CARE ABOUT KOUU SO MUCH AHHHHH) but HAITO?? AHHHHH. 
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I like that Izo always has the same hat in every adaptation he’s in lol. Istg, cats are always op. Schrodinger seems so strong and the parallel universes are my absolute shit. Sometimes I think, in one universe I did this and in this universe I’m not. Would I rather stay in this universe or be in the one where I am actually productive. Usually I pick the productive universe and actually work but sometimes I’m a bit of a slacker haha. I think this is my approach to a lot of things in life. But I digress, I don’t wanna get too deep into my life. 
I can sorta sympathize with the sinners. At least the ripper guy to say the least. I love love love unhinged characters that just want to basically destroy the world or at least have fun. But then you find out- wait they are actually sympathetic oh no. That’s how I felt about Djoser in “im the great priest imhotep” (please...i beg...someone read this...I’m so starved). 
As much as character development and rooting for the hero is cool and all, I just want to simp for the crazy “let’s burn the world to the ground” kinda character. I’m also so glad Toya doesn’t automatically become evil and try and steal everyone’s talents because he does seem like a good person and I really don’t see him suddenly switching fields so when he saved (I don’t remember names I’m sorry), the undead solider it was really nice. Proves that he still has his humanity and isn’t strictly relying on the branch of sin. 
It makes sense that he wants to steal talents since he never had one (and it was kinda out of left field when he killed Vlad and we just never addressed that ever again haha) but to see him actually consider his actions and if he actually want’s to steal his teammates talents feels right to me. Poor guy doesn’t seem to have a lot of friends so this is the first time he’s ever seemed to have companionship, aside from Haito, so I really hope he doesn’t attempt to steal their talents. I think I’m thinking of the slime? That time I got reincarnated as a slime manga/anime. Where he’s the pokemon catcher of skills. I thought that was where it was going. 
But I do kinda like how selfish Haito and Toya’s talent stealing relationship is (I mean, later it develops but my first draft of writing this I wasn’t there yet). I’m not sure if selfish or like self-gratitude/pride is the right word but it’s kind of a breath of fresh air. Rather than Haito trying to contain or “help” Toya’s inferiority she’s actually encouraging it and using her own talent for her own...acknowledgement? Er, yeah let’s go with that. 
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This. This interaction. I love this. Like, genuinely love this. We need more of this. Two people from opposite sides finding some common ground and their fight to the death is less about morals or whose on whose side but for themselves. I love that. This is actually some wholesome stuff. 
Edit: AHHHHH CATCH MY UGLY CRYING IN THE BACK BECAUSE ALL THE “SINNERS” ARE ACTUALLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. IM DEAD. YOU’VE KILLED ME. 
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I KNEW IT! YOU CAN NEVER TRUST THESE KIND OF PEOPLE!! I’m going to slap the whiteboard on this but if I see any “goofy” character I’m immediately sus of them. 
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As much as I hate that Hitler is getting drawn as a small child I really like this. I know the whole, oh I killed your friends but I’m letting you go because you express humanity but I’m gonna finish my death with a sympathetic line, can be annoying to people but idk I really liked this. 
Honestly this and the undead soldiers death hit me hard ngl. This manga might not have my favourite art style during some points compared to like main stream manga but it has some really beautiful scenes. 
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BOOM CALLED IT, though it’s pretty obvious lol. 
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THE PONY TAIL NEVER LIES AND HES DA VINCI IT MAKES SENSE NOW
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He looks so cute lol. I like that Seiya has the talent of being talented in everything while Toya has the talent to steal other talents. Seiya can probably only cap his power by his own physical/mental abilities with Toya can pull a solo leveling and go further beyond. Thinking of it like jack of trades vs master of none type deals. Though, I might be thinking too hard on this. I like that this man is actually humble but I really wish there was a tiny bit more to him since we only get this one interaction/backstory but the manga isn’t completed yet. I really hope we get to know about Seiya more;; like how he became da vinci or etc. 
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Everytime I see Neumann I look at that comic sans type and it kills me on the inside. But I love that her eyes are 01 just, mwah perfection. These little details that aren’t that big but it’s soooo nice. I also ahem, unhinged character heart be still. It’s really nice reading manga in bursts because you can see the art progression and damn does she look good. 
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tiny fang appreciation post. 
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ngl i’M HARD SIMPING FOR THIS MAN. It’s the pony tail, I have such a thing for guys with long hair (and this is why genshin broke me) but man the art really picked up here. 
I didn’t get into it but OKITA ANON I GET IT. KOUU??? AHHHH. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE??? As much as his whole “war” was a bit questionable in the beginning and tbh I still don’t really get it I like that he knows he’s not the same as the other Greats but still tries to help the other “sinners” in a way only he knows. That’s why Seiya was so important;; I get that he wanted them to have a fun death and to be understood but idk, the whole war idea and having them kill each other (especially the Hitler fights because I understand the others since they reached some kind of acknowledgement) but nonetheless, what a great guy.
Nightingale gives me mad masaki vibes from chainsawman. I hate them and I can’t wait for you to fail, but the inner part of my is cheering for you because unhinged characters are my shit. I feel really bad for Neumann, I had suspicions she wasn’t actually like that since it’s sooo out of left field but I’m really glad the manga seems to know what it’s doing. I really wish we got more Kouu interactions with everyone tho. 
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NOW THIS. THIS IS SOME WHOLESOME STUFF. I WANT THIS. I REALLY WANT SPIN-OFF OF REALLY SAD ANIME/MANGA/STORIES WHERE ALL THE DEAD PEOPLE HANG OUT. That’s how I’m feeling about JJK and the scroll segments or BSD WAN that just came out. IT’S SO WHOLESOME TO SEE EVERYONE NOT TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER. 
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UGLY SOBBING IN THE CLUBBB AND KOUU AND CHARLOTTE AHHHH. I hate how this is phrased but the respect I have for Hitler?? YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD THAT IS TO TYPE?? Kitazuka is cool tho, I really like him. Some god given talent. I’m hard simping over him but I really hope we get to know more about him later. 
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Getting smug mona vibes, I love this. 
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AHHH IVE NEVER FELT THIS UPSET OVER AN APPLEEEE. I’M ACTUALLY UPSET. IF HE DIES IM ACTUALLY GOING TO CRY MY HEART OUT. 
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THE FAMOUS SLAP 
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I’M SORRY WHA- SLENDERMAN?
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Oh..wow. Okay, be still my heart. When I first saw her I thought she was really pretty but now I’m absolutely smitten. God damn, can I please have some more crumbs on these characters before they die;; 
AHHH SAME GIRL FUCKING SAME????? I adore these small panels and translator notes. It’s a real breather after the sad 3am hours talk these characters go through. 
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Yagyuu. Jesus christ. WHY ARE ALL THE DEATH SCENES IN THIS MANGA ACTUALLY SO PRETTY AND STABS ME IN THE HEART??? that’s it. goodbye. im fucking out. im actually so upset rn. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME? 
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In conclusion, and I should probably re-read what the characters say and not go off on memory because I’m about to get really deep. I really like how they phrased why they wanted to stop the branch of sin. That there are people just like Toya and Haito who, if they never found the branch of sin, could still probably lead respectable and okay lives. That there was a “them” in another universe that didn’t go down that road and that they want to be in the same universe as “them”. I know this sounds really confusing if you haven’t read the manga but going back to what I said about the parallel universe stuff. 
There was a universe where Toya and Haito didn’t rely on the branch of sin, that even without their talents from becoming a returner, they could still live a happy life given their own personalities and attitudes. It was kinda moving since in the beginning, Toya wanted a talent so badly and now that he has one. He’s realizing that wait, I don’t need a past life talent in order to live. Honestly, I hard relate to that because I totally agree with him. If you have a talent you can probably live a very happy and comfortable life that other factors wouldn’t matter if you just have that incredible talent. Thinking of it as a painter or artist, if you had actual god-given talent you wouldn’t need to worry about other factors since people would naturally seek that talent. So you end up comparing yourself to others and setting that limit on yourself. 
But that’s okay, it’s completely natural and I’m not saying it’s horrible if you do this. Fuck, I do this all the time. I’m not saying the manga is changing my life but it’s kind of refreshing that it get’s talked about since other adaptations of this just make the character super OP. I understand wanting to have that incredible talent, fuck who doesn’t? but you don’t need it in order to live earnestly in the bigger picture sense. Not everything you do has to be productive and honestly, learning to be okay with having fun is nice. Just being okay with who you are right now, even if it isn’t perfect in your eyes, you still have time to build upon yourself and your own talents but doing it for yourself. 
But I probably missed the point and I’m going way to deep haha. But I really enjoyed reading this and thank you once again to okita anon for the recommendation^^ I always love everything you send me and I’ll start reading the next one. If anyone else has any recommendations let me know! 
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shinneth · 4 years ago
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What was ‘that scene’ for Gem Ascension?
You sure you don’t know this one already? :P
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Okay, really it was a little earlier than this point. Also, GA spoilers for anyone who’s still not read this giant-ass series but still might one day.
I’m sure I mentioned this a few times before, but this is something I’ll gladly talk about as many times as anyone asks. :D 
So! Depending on which version you read, that scene for GA is the climax of Act II (vanilla Gem Ascension)/the climax of Act I, Chapter 8 (Gem re:Ascension). 
Namely, the part where Peridot very nearly succeeds to pull off a “fuck you, destiny!”, only for her clumsiness (largely absent for this entire mission up till this point) to fuck her over at the worst possible time, which leads to Peridot getting separated from the Crystal Gems and abandoned on Homeworld, where White Diamond apprehends her shortly after and we don’t hear from her for a while. 
Gem Ascension, besides being inspired by other great Stevidot works, first came to life in a dream I had one night. Change Your Mind hadn’t aired yet, so my imagination cooked up a bit of the above scene as a possible “what might the finale bring us/what I want the finale to bring me”, only with a lot less context and detailing.
Basically, I just dreamed up the Crystal Gems in an escape sequence where they had rescued Steven and Connie and the OG-CGs, and they were all fleeing down a tunnel (I was imagining a super-elaborate airline-like tunnel); White Diamond was giving chase some great distance away, but she’d catch up soon. 
Peridot was bringing up the rear, and just as she was about to reach the jump-off point/safe zone, she tripped and fell super-hard. Poor Steven saw the whole thing, but he (nor anyone else) had the time/opportunity to help her out, so she ended up getting forcibly separated from the CGs. Peridot, knowing she’s well and truly fucked, just smiles at her friends and tries to shrug off her fate to make sure they all escape rather than be dumbasses trying to save a lost cause. 
Next thing Peri sees is White Diamond’s face in a Slenderman-style static-filled close-up before everything fades to black. 
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Yeah, that alone is what drove me to write Gem Ascension. Well, beyond wanting to contribute for Stevidot and all that, this dream just kept persisting in my head while gradually becoming more coherent and detailed and I decided to just bite the damn bullet and write a whole story around it.
You might (not) be shocked to learn that in order to get to that scene I dreamed up, I’d have to write over 70,000 words of set-up.
Mind you, the entire GA trilogy is collectively around 190,000 words.
Yep! A solid 70k later, I finally got to write the scene I dreamed about: the one that actually started it all. And thanks to said set-up, the scenario was much more dramatic and fleshed out compared to the original dream version. With the 70k setup, I structured this around Peridot stepping up to become a legit leader figure and learning what that truly meant. I added the element of Peridot’s misfortune being the result of a very stubborn future foreseen by Sapphire: one that technically had many varying outcomes, but the only variation was in which singular Crystal Gem got left behind. The cause was never determined, but apparently fate was hellbent on making sure someone didn’t finish the mission.
Peri nominated herself, as this was her rescue mission she was heading, and she couldn’t tolerate letting anyone getting left behind on Homeworld. She’d only compromise with her own life, but being her stubborn and logical-minded self, Peri also refused to give in to fate and vowed to fight it as best she could. 
And she came close. Damn close. 
Got to add some cool stuff like the cruelest Hope Spot I ever created, shattering Peridot’s visor to reveal her heterochromia (something that became its own major plot point in later acts), circumstances not allowing Peridot to properly speak to Steven or Garnet (the only two witnesses to the in-story version of the scene) and only communicate her farewells with gestures (including the forced smiling, as well as laughing), and... the pose in her pic here? This is after she manages to get Steven and Garnet to leave without her, but their ship ends up unable to escape and White Diamond’s almost right on top of them.
Peridot, fighting a goddamned concussion, uses the last of her strength to free the CGs’ ship using her metal powers. 
So yeah. The definitive that scene of GA will always be Peridot’s botched escape/heroic sacrifice. 
And it’s since become my measuring stick for my effectiveness as an author. If I don’t make you feel like utter dog shit after reading it, then I’ll consider myself a failure. Because I put my heart and soul into making that entire climax hurt like a bitch. Just like it first hurt me to dream about it. :D
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askthiscpblog · 5 years ago
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Can we have a story abt Slender recruiting someone
Ben leads the female Danny Phantom back to the mansion, himself floating the entire way making a straight line for it. They had to weave through the trees, but it wasn’t going to be difficult to follow otherwise. “So just letting you know, boss man isn’t keen on kids. You might be too old for him, but I say start praying to whoever you believe in now before meeting him.” Ben suggests, looking back at the girl.
“At this point, if I die, all I want is to be a ghost and haunt rich people,” she joked as she followed him.
“I mean, you’re already halfway there with your curse.” He retorted as the mansion came into view. It was a huge, old Victorian-style gothic mansion that looks as if it is going to fall apart by someone breathing on it. The shutters were closed, the glass stained and ruined but not broken. Everything about it screamed danger.
“Nice aesthetic, but it looks a little old to be housing so many people.” She rubbed the back of her neck. To say she was nervous was a bit of an understatement. She’s surprised she hadn’t started shaking.
“Only 4 people live here, the rest of us have our own place in the Domain,” he explains, looking back at her. “Welp, don’t die looking for him. The house is deadly. Good luck!” With that, he fades away.
Dread filled her as he faded away. She hoped at least she wouldn’t have to do this alone. ‘Not surprised he left, you should be used to having to do things without help. Useless coward.’ She glared at the obnoxious spirit, “Shut it, I don’t need that right now.” With that, she went to enter the mansion.
The spirits vanish at the start of the door to the mansion. The floorboards creaked under her feet, despite how light she might be, as she entered. The mansion in the place looked old, but everything on the inside was much nicer than the outside. It was…shocking in the sense of what one would expect.
“Much nicer on the inside,” she whispered to herself. The creaking of the floorboards was grinding on her every nerve. She didn’t like making so much noise and giving out her position. “Bright side, if I survive I can map out the creaky spots later.”
As she went through, she could feel as if the walls had eyes and were watching her. In her head, flashes of a library dance across it, in her vision blurring for a split second before coming back.
“Huh,” she muttered, “Guess that’s the room I need to find then.” As she searches for the library, she couldn’t help but get the urge to run away, far, far away. “I’m going to die here, aren’t I?”
As she went through the first door, she entered a hall. Continuing as she traveled, it only continued through other doors and halls. A dining room popped up a few times, then the kitchen, each becoming more decrepit and worn away every time she passed.
“It’s like something from an indie game.” Under normal circumstances, she wouldn’t talk to herself out loud, but voicing her thoughts while playing horror games made her feel better sometimes. Each time she passed the same room again her anxiety increased a little. “At least this isn’t the worst way to go out. I think burning alive is supposed to be the most painful.”
Then she happened upon the experimentation rooms, where they sprawled out like buildings inside a building. She came into a control room, looking around as on monitors that something escaped and is hunting things in here.
“Must’ve been strong if it escaped from a place like this,” she looked over the monitors with curiosity and other bits of technology in the room. “Bet Sam would’ve liked this.. wonder how he’s doing.” She shakes her head, not wanting to reminisce on the past and continued her search.
Silent could then hear the movement above her, of something heavy in the air vents hanging around the place. It seemed to have stopped for a bit before making its way back to her.
Her fingers twitched as she quickened her pace. She wasn’t very good at combat, she preferred to get the drop on her enemies, attack from the shadows.
As she quickened, it seemed to have picked up the pace too. Going through another door, it dropped down ripping the door open itself. If Silent looked, it was a large, 10 foot tall mass of feathers with a beak coming out of it. It’s hunched over, claws on the end of arms as it rushed after her screaming.
She didn’t bother with looking back. The minute she heard the noise she could only think to do one thing: Sprint. Her fight or flight instincts took over and she turned invisible as she ran, not realizing it.
As she took off and her form faded, the creature running after her, it tried to catch up and took a swipe at her, slamming into the wall and breaking the wall. Shattering it. This continued on for a few more rooms, it losing her then catching up, rinse and repeat.
‘Frick, frick frICK,’ her thoughts panicked as she ran. ‘What do I do? I can’t run forever! Okay, three options: hide in a place it can’t get me, catch it, or die. Let’s hope I won’t die.’
Whatever she wanted to do, she would have to act fast. The creature, growling and snarling, was gaining on her again and clipped her leg with one of its claws. It knew where she was now and was close.
She bit back a silent yelp of pain, almost tripping when the monster hit her leg. She refused to die but she couldn’t fight something twice her size. ‘Cowards way out then,’ she decided, searching frantically for a space that only she can fit into.
As she crawled into it, it slammed into the wall reaching out for her as it cut up her leg again as she fled. Snarling and howling, it reached out for her as she crawled and it couldn’t catch her.
As the beast continued to swipe at her she thanked whatever high power there was that she was small, backing up farther into space in the case. Her heart pounded in her ears and her body shaking from the adrenaline.
It felt like forever until it finally lost interest and left her alone. It was another long, exaggerated period of time before it felt like it was safe to leave again. When she finally does, she crawls out into a different room. It looks like a library.
“Okay… what now?” She asked herself, looking around the room. She ran her fingers across the spines of several books with caution. There was a tingling feeling in the back of her mind, a memory hidden and long forgotten. Silent couldn’t explain it, but she had the sudden urge to climb the shelves and read as many of the books as she could.
'You sit and answer my questions.’ a voice rang in her head, neither male or female. Both of them spoke at the same time, overlapping with a faint echo inside her head.
“Hm?” She turned around to see a tall, faceless figure wearing a dark suit watching her. “Oh, BEN’s boss I’m guessing?” She asked, her voice coming out sounding like a mouse, moving to sit on the couch.
'Yes, you have that correct. Who are you?’ it asks, going to sit down on a chair across from her, its blank face looking right at her.
“Well, I go by Silent Scream now, I guess,” she shrugged, pulling her legs up onto the couch with her and hugging them to her chest. Not being able to read his face made her uneasy. “By the way, did you know there’s a bird monster running loose?”
'Seedeater is free to wander the house as he pleases. He might have realized that you were a child and wished to eat you to extend his life. While you’re here you don’t have to worry.’ Slender watched the child, seeing her ball up and be nervous to the situation around her. She is a little old for those he steals away but knows too much.
“That’s a new reason for someone to want to kill me,” she gave a nervous smile, remembering BEN’s words of how his Boss doesn’t like children. “Are you sure, because I’ve been told you wouldn’t be too very fond of me?”
'You are older than my choice morsels. On the cusp of being too aged. That is why I haven’t done anything with you, yet.’
“Oh, That’s nice,” she yawned into her hand, her form fading. Though she had eaten the leftovers earlier, she was still tired and had worked out most of the energy from running from Seedeater. And with the spirits disappearing at the door, there was no one to keep her awake for now. “So, who are you anyway?”
'I suggest you stay awake little one, else you wake up somewhere you wouldn’t like. Your kind knows me as the Slenderman, but Slender is fine. Tell me, I saw you were here because you got lost. You understand I can’t let you go with how much you’ve seen, despite it being from Ben’s doing.’
“Sorry, can’t help it sometimes. I was lost, and I don’t expect to get out of this place without dying first.”
'Aren’t you already dead with your condition?’
“I’m… not actually sure,” her brow furrowed in confusion. “I think I’m technically alive right now, but I can still die and after a while, I eventually come back.” She ran her hands through her hair, trying to recall each time she died before ending up in Slender’s domain. “And I can’t really remember what happens when I’m dead. I just wake up in another place and continue from there.”
'Do you age still?’
“I’m pretty sure I still do, maybe not during the time I’m dead, but if I ever stop aging I’ll let you know.”
He seemed perturbed at these answers, how casual the child was when facing death. But from the information she is giving, death seems to be more of a mild inconvenience to her than anything. Could be useful. 'Ben informed me you know who did this to you? Did they mark you?’
“Mark? As in claiming me?” She shook her head, “No, they wouldn’t do that as far as I know. They wanted to wipe me off the face of the Earth.”
'And I assume you have no idea on why.’
“Only a small one really. I believe he had me confused with someone else.”
'I see. If you could would you take measures to take revenge upon him?’
“I would prefer some answers, but sure.” She felt as if she were missing something very important, but for the life of her, she couldn’t remember what it was.
'Can you fight? Are you okay with killing others? And to what extent can you control your abilities?’ These questions seemed forced, rushed, to the point.
“I prefer assassin style and I need improvement in close-range combat, I have no problem with killing, and I’m not entirely sure.”
'Then you will be studying under Masky, one of the proxies that I have. He is the close-range fighter of the trio but will be trading off with Hoodie sometimes to keep your assassin technique perfected. Being a child you will be expected to complete studies, and are charged with keeping watch over Sally.’
A legitimate smile broke out on her face, pleased that she wouldn’t be harmed for now. “Thank you, sir- wait, what’s the catch?” She eyed him with suspicion. She had learned her lesson about not asking the consequences.
'You’re working for me until your premiant death. Marked, but that means you do not have to worry about the other trying to control you. You do as I say, and if there is any rebellion I will be merciless in my execution of judgment.’
“Alright, seems fair enough,” she joked, “It’s not like I have any better options.”
'It beats running around the planet forever and getting no rest. I would suggest staying away from Seed. He respects my decisions but is a sly one in trying to find loopholes. You may leave me now, the house will no longer be a maze to you. Find a room and do as you wish.’
“I wasn’t planning on going anywhere him after that.“ She got up and left the room, already deciding to sleep for as long as she could when she finds a room.
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jui-imouto-chan · 6 years ago
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Part 10 of the Mostly Human AU
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Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9
Getting through to the last of the suggestions from @manadrite ‘s most recent comment (as of posting this)! I love having suggestions, keep ‘em coming!
Connor isn’t one to get terribly scared. He actually gets a thrill from scary situations.
His sense of self-preservation is startlingly low, for a being granted with immeasurable intelligence. At least, that’s what Hank claims.
Furthermore, Connor loves Horror. From movies to novels to images, he loves things made to be scary.
- Connor may or may not have had a weird crush on Slenderman for like a week. 
Maybe it was the towering height and the lack of a face, or maybe it was the slim fitting suit that made the creature so appealing to him.
Okay maybe Connor has a suit kink.
When he sees Gavin in an officer’s clothing and finds the man slightly attractive, it’s clear that he just straight (pfft) up has a uniform kink.
Connor will take this newfound information to the  g r a v e.
Connor goes to see a horror movie with Hank and the twins, and he’s ecstatic. 
He puts all of the pieces together detective style to figure out how the protagonists are either gonna die or solve the problem while Collin and Conan grip their seats a bit too tight and while Hank mutters flaws about the movie under his breath.
“This scene does not include a lap dance.” 
“What was that?” 
“Nothing!”
By the end of the movie, Collin and Conan had migrated to partially hide behind Connor, and Connor points this out to them.
They lie and say they were getting sleepy, and were dozing off on his seat.
Connor goes with it with a knowing smirk and a wink, mischief twinkling in his eyes.
Connor goes missing one day.
They try to give him a call when he they don’t see him that morning, but they receive no answer.
Hank and the twins storm through the house, upturning furniture and looking under the beds, in the closets, outside. He’s nowhere to be found.
They call up all of his friends, but nobody knows where he is.
The DCPD gets at least fifteen calls all at once reporting Connor missing.
While everyone is freaking out, Connor is actually, in fact, not missing.
He is out for a walk, Sumo at the vet’s for a check up and grooming, and he spots an animal shelter/pet shop. 
There are dogs and cats in cages by the windows, and Connor gravitates towards them without thought to anything else.
He enters the shop and, after talking with the person behind the counter for ten minutes, is surrounded by animals, all vying for his attention.
He’d never seen a cat before this, and honestly, he now holds cats to the same regard as dogs. 
It’s his first time seeing a lot of animals, all of them immensely cute. He giggles when a rabbit nibbles on his pointer finger.
The employee who allowed this to happen is melting against the counter, everything is too much. Too cute. 
The employee pulls out a camera and records, knowing the manager would love to use this as an ad. 
Connor already gave his consent for any media that his interaction might appear in, so it’s all gucci, even though Connor’s too preoccupied with the animals to even realize he’s being recorded.
Connor is there for a few hours, all of the time considered blissful to the android.
The video was sent to the editor as soon as the employee got clips of Connor interacting with each and every one of the animals. 
It's edited impressively quickly, yet still professionally; the editor accredited it to “passion”. 
When the ad goes up on all of the shelter/shop ‘s social media, with Connor tagged in the photo, everything halts.
Connor finally registers that his phone, being sat on by two guinea pigs, is ringing.
He answers it, and is disappointed when he's told to return home immediately by Hank. Hank sounds angry, distressed, and relieved all at once.
The employee reassures him, telling him that he can return whenever he’d like.
There’s an issue when Connor is on his way home, however, as he gets attacked. 
A man tries to mug him with a knife to his throat, pushing him into an alleyway, and while Connor manages to push him away, he doesn’t anticipate the man having accomplices.
He gets a few surprise stab wounds that go into some biocomponents, but their timers are set to at least an hour before he shuts down.
He defeats his attackers and sends Hank his location, telling him that he needs emergency care needs to be taken to Kamski as soon as possible.
His systems kick him into sleep mode against a cold alley wall to preserve thirium, which leaks copiously from his many wounds.
Connor wakes up to the ceiling of Kamski’s “operating” room, vaguely wondering if the past few months had been the equivalent of a dream, if he had imagined all of the friends he’d made and all of the things he’d experienced.
The thought...saddens Connor.
Luckily, a few minutes after he awakens, he hears Hank’s gruff voice and a plethora of footsteps approaching the room he’s in.
Connor goes to sit up, but winces in pain. His movement brings up a prompt, asking if he’d like to interface with the android equivalent of an IV, though it contains a liquid that promotes self-reparation at the cost of his mental capabilities being lowered until his wounds are healed.
TL;DR, it’s the closest Connor can get to pain killing medication.
He accepts the interface and he suddenly feels...oddly happy?
Everything is moving around the slightest bit and Connor can’t help but smile. Everything was great and he was having fun, sitting on the table. 
He giggles drunkenly.
His wounds are slowly closing themselves, and he scoots to the edge of the table while humming an unknown tune. He smiles triumphantly once his knees finally hang over the edge, he kicks them and rocks his head side to side.
When everyone enters the room, he’s surrounded by people and get-well gifts and he’s just so happy. He really doesn’t think of the consequences of his actions.
So that’s exactly why he thanks them all with hugs and kisses, skin tingly and buzzing while his chest feels warm and full.
The members of Jericho are frozen when he gives them all kisses to the cheek, and then all of them simultaneously slap a hand onto their cheek and stare at each other with pink faces. Daniel and Simon both duck their heads while Josh pulls his hood over his face and rugs on the drawstrings. North is suddenly more occupied with poking Markus’ red cheeks and teasing him as he shakes.
Hank tries to fight him off, but eventually relents, ruffling his hair bashfully. Conan and Collin both turn their heads as he approaches their cheeks, leading to him kissing both of them on the lips, though he just laughs good naturedly when they both nod at each other and go to opposite sides of the room, ears red.
Ralph and the Jerrys are surprisingly shy when Connor kisses them, but Ralph gives him a kiss on the cheek back, while the Jerrys all rub their necks and look away with silly grins.
Luther and Kara let Alice take their share of kisses, and she presses a kiss to Connor’s nose.
Rupert tries to escape Connor, but the brunette grabs his sleeve and gives him a kiss to the temple. Rupert immediately tries to flee the room, and Connor waves. Rupert hesitates before waving back and running away.
Connor goes to give Gavin a kiss, too, but the detective shoves a homemade cupcake in his mouth before he can. He still manages to give the guy a hug, though.
Kamski approaches, by Connor’s hug and kiss for him are stolen by Chloe, who had just snapped out of her shock at seeing Connor surrounded by a goddamn harem.
She growls at everyone in the room, sans Alice, Hank, Kara, and Luther.
Kamski is kinda concerned?? People don’t growl like that, wtf.
Also, he’s kinda upset that she’s keeping him from getting affection from his own creation but he’s not about to let his head get ripped off today
Chloe says that there’s too many people in the room, it’s getting late, and that Connor should get some more rest so that he can recover completely.
She tries to sound pleasant, but she really just sounds threatening af
Once she’s sufficiently scared the fuck out of everyone there and gotten them to leave, she puts her hands on Connor’s shoulders and tries to explain that nobody is allowed to touch him bc he’s too precious and, “nobody deserves you. This world doesn’t deserve you. The G-Man in the sky doesn’t even deserve you u pure boi.”
He doesn’t remember a word of this in the morning, but Chloe doesn’t know that.
He goes home in Hank’s car, Sumo already back from the vet and now laying across his lap, and finds out that Conan and Collin are at registration for their next year of college 
(lol idk if thats something u have to go do at college, im 15 and clueless)
Next Level: College Care Packages and Birthday Parties (suggested by @supposedlymatureadult )
X | Continue to Next Level
O | Save Progress and Quit to Main Menu
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I think I got carried away with the kissing but I just really wanted Connor to be overly affectionate. At least I didn’t go down the sexual route.
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