#snape quotes

[sayssnape]

mcgonagall: harry is missing, can you find him?

snape: what, do you think i have him microchipped or something?

mcgonagall: well, do you?

snape:

snape: yeah, hang on.

[slytheryoufool]

Snape, holding a bar of chocolate: Hello, Harry

Harry: Oh no, you only do that when you have bad news, what happened?

Snape: Sirius wants to pay you a visit.

Harry: Wait, how is that bad news?

Snape, shoving half the bar in his mouth: it is for me.

[chocfrog-enjoyer]

HSHSHSHS

Snape’s such a mood but I can’t with how much he hates he agreed to my invitation

ALSO OMFG HOOCH HAHA THE MORE I PLAY THE MORE I LOVE THIS WOMAN. She didn’t get much time in the books let alone in the movies

[safeplacesnupin]

My take on that famous Snape quote.

Tell me the man isn't dramatic. I love him so.

[prismolovesfanfiction]

Death eater's reaction to you coming out as gay

Bellatrix: *calls you a slur*

Snape: *calls you a slur*

Crouch: *calls you a slur*

Regulus: *calls you a slur*

Malfoy: *calls you a slur*

[fresiants]

I'm so sorry but can we talk about this scene? This has to be one of my favourite interactions in the book.

"If he had not forgiven we who lost faith at that time, he would have very few followers left.”

“He’d have me!” said Bellatrix passionately. “I, who spent many years in Azkaban for him!”

“Yes, indeed, most admirable,” said Snape in a bored voice. “Of course, you weren’t a lot of use to him in prison, but the gesture was undoubtedly fine.”

Severus' low key the funniest character in the book 💀

[halfblood-princes-crown]

“Your blessed father knew that, in fact, he frequently saw to it.”

“My father was a great man!”

“Your father was a SWINE!”

TALK YO SHIT, SEV! 🗣 YESSSIIIRRRR

[artisticreptilequeen]

tobias: hey, why are you crying?

severus: i’m just so scared.

tobias: child, I am going to give you a piece of advice that my dad gave me once. He said: “Son, stuff those feelings down. Stuff them down and eventually they’ll go away.” And I have not cried since.

[thisisthehouseofblack]

Lucius: 🎵 I’m in love with an emo gworl 🎵

Bellatrix: Cissa is far from Emo?

Lucius: I meant Severus

[betty26blue]

Free him!

Source @sayssnape

[bharatiya-naari-sab-pe-bhaari]

"Walls have ears.

Doors have eyes.

Trees have voices.

Beasts tell lies.

Beware the rain.

Beware the snow.

Beware the man

You think you know"

---- Severus Snape

[sayssnape]

molly: DON'T YOU BE SORRY. YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL! YOU TRIED TO HELP US WHICH IS A SWEET MOVE!

snape: you’re yelling nice things at me again and it's very confusing!

[asmallscrumptiousbiteofheaven]

🌠 In commemoration of these beautiful souls 🌠

[imariag94]

[severus-snape-darkzone]

You know devils don't fly So don't expect me not to fall Devils don't fly By God, we almost had it all But I got chains and you got wings You know that life ain't fair sometimes Devils don't fly But I try

[prismolovesfanfiction]

considering where he grew up

I think Snape's inner monologues would be less

"what a brat"

and more "What a fucking nob"