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Scenario with various riddlers: Riddler gives his s/o a kiss on the cheek. Just before he is about to leave they say, "you missed." In a nonchalant way. While Eddie is standing there confused, his s/o walks up to him and cups his face, "here let me show you." And then they give him a big ol smooch on the lips.

A/N: AAAHHHH you've done it anon, you've done it rip, you've killed me. Eeeee I love this idea so much it's so soft and sweet it made me squeal like a teenager and kick my feet in glee. I live for soft moments with the mean green beannsss also cause of that…this is stupid long. Sorry not sorry

Riddlers x Reader - You Missed Me, Now You Gotta Well…You Know

Arkhamverse Riddler:

After finally getting him to sleep for more than two hours and talking him into eating a decent meal. It made sense that once he woke up and ate breakfast the next morning, he would be making a beeline back to his shop.

"Well, time to head back to work…I guess I did need this…supposed break…"

You rolled your eyes, knowing this is as much gratitude as you'll get out of him. "You did need it and you're welcome." You stood up from your chair and walked with him to the door of his workshop.

"I'll come back up in a few hours." Edward said as he turned to face you. He pursed his lips, hesitating.

"Okay, Eddie." You smiled, stealing glances between his eyes and lips.

Edward leaned into the side of your face and gave you a gentle kiss on your cheek. You slightly giggled as his stubble tickled against your skin.

He's about to turn back to face the door. His hand barely turned the doorknob, when you spoke up.

"Eddie, you missed!"

"What do you mea-?" He started to ask but was interrupted by you grabbing the sides of his face and colliding your lips with his.

When you finally let go, you were giggling at the absolute bright red blush on his face.

“See? Wasn’t that better?”

Reevesverse/Dano Riddler:

“Off to work already?” You were wiping away the sleepies from your eyes, when you notice Ed coming out of the bathroom. He was dressed in a white collared button up shirt, tie, and dress pants.

Ed chuckled at your adorable sleepy state. He went over to your side of the bed. “It’s 7:30, sweetheart. I gotta go.”

You let out a dramatic pathetic whine. “Eddie, it’s Saturday…”

“I know, I know. But this case we’re working on is high priority at the office. The sooner I come in and solve it, the sooner I can come back home, okay?”

You pouted. “Mm…okay.” You crossed your arms, not annoyed at Ed, just his stupid unappreciative job.

Edward smiled softly as he leaned in and gave you a kiss on the cheek. “I’ll be back soon, okay?”

“You didn’t do it right!”

That wasn’t the response he was expecting. “W-what do you mean?”

“You’re supposed to kiss me here,” you tapped your lips. “I’ll show you.”

You stood up on your knees and pulled him closer to you by his tie. You planted a big kiss on his lips. Poor man was shocked for a minute, but was able to recover fast enough to return the kiss.

Reluctantly you pulled back from his lips. “Have a good day at work, Eddie.”

Gotham Riddler:

“Hey, Eddie, did you want to have dinner at my place tonight?” You offered. Your focus was on the filing cabinet, as your fingers flipped through the tabs, finding the proper home for a file Ed just returned.

“I-S-Sure! I’d love that.”

You two have been dating for the past few weeks and things were going well. He had already shown you his home, you figured it was fair you showed yours.

“Sweet. It’ll be my first time cooking for company in my new place, it’ll be…interesting to the say the least.” You finally slid the folder to it’s rightful place. When you shut the cabinet, you turned your head to the side to see Ed yet again closer than he was initially.

“I can’t wait.” He said sweetly. You notice his eyes dart from yours to down to his feet. He also occasionally bit his bottom lip.

“Is there something on your mi-”

He placed a chaste kiss to your cheek. Both of your faces started tinting red at your cheeks.

“I-I…sorry…that-that probably wasn’t appropriate for the work place.” He muttered nervously.

“Probably not, but you did it wrong.”

He furrowed his eyebrows in confusion. He was fairly certain there was no mistaken a sweet kiss to the cheek.

Until you cupped one side of his face, your thumb gently stroking where his skin began warming up. You brought his head down closer to yours as you stood up to meet his lips with yours in the middle. You could feel him take a sharp intake of air through his nose, it took him a minute before he finally kissed back.

When the two of you finally broke apart. It took everything in you not to giggle at the wide-eyed goofy look on his face.

“You okay, Eddie?”

He nodded, “n-never better.”

Batman the Animated Series Riddler:

It was a peaceful night in. It was one of Edward’s first nights back home after getting out of Arkham. Needless to say you were glued to his side for most of the day, not that he was complaining. He held you just as tightly in return.

Dinner was finished. The dishes were drying. You two were cuddling on the couch, watching a late night game show.

After a little over an hour, Ed decided to get up from the couch.

“Where are you going?” You asked, almost pitifully.

Ed chuckled. “Just to the bathroom, darling. I’ll be right back!”

“Quick kiss first!” You giggled.

Ed shook his head in disbelief, but he obliged you by leaning over and kissing your cheek.

“EEHRR! Wrong!” You said. You wrapped your arms around his neck and pulled him down and gave him a kiss on the lips.

Edward laughed into the kiss, but returned it with fervor nonetheless. When you pulled back from his lips. You both chuckled at each other.

“Does my prize include freedom?”

“Ugh, fine, I guess. Just hurry back!” You playfully scoffed before taking your seat back on the couch.

Zero Year/Capullo Riddler:

“And just where do you think you’re going?” You asked defiantly.

Edward was once again trying to walk out on his post-coital cuddle duties.

“I’ve gotta go, babe. Besides you know I’m not all into that aftercare stuff.” He defended.

You groaned. It was true he did say that from the jump, but would it hurt him every once in awhile. You scoff at the thought, yeah it might, may even kill him one day to actually be just a smidge vulnerable.

“Ugh, fine, whatever.” You waved your hand in a shooing motion. You flopped over to your side of the bed, with your back facing him. You pulled the covers up over yourself to hide from him.

You were confused when the room got quiet and you didn’t hear the familiar sound of the door closing.

You felt someone tap on your shoulder. You turned to see Ed standing with a stupid lopsided grin on his face.

“What? I thought you were oh so busy?”

“I may be selfish, but I’m not entirely cruel.” He leaned down and left a faint of a peck on your cheek.

You rolled your eyes. “Nuh-uh you’re not gonna half-ass my kisses either!” You grabbed the lapels of his jacket and crashed your lips onto his. Ed didn’t miss a beat, as he began licking the bottom of your lip, non-vocally asking for entrance.

However instead of usually obliging him, you tore your lips away from his.

You fake yawned. “I’m tired, let me sleep and you do whatever it is you gotta do.”

Ed grumbled in annoyance. You stayed motionless until you heard the door closed. Once it closed, you let out a tiny fit of giggles and tickled kicks of your feet in glee.

Twojar Riddler:

You guys were taking a cab back from a night out. You two were absolutely all over each other. Touching, tugging, holding, caressing, and of course kissing.

However, Edward was kissing you everywhere, except for your lips.

“E-Eddie!” You giggled, his sideburns tickling the skin on your neck as he trailed kissing along your shoulder.

“Hm?” He asked, not relenting on his kisses.

“Y-You’re kissing me in the wrong spot.” You argued.

“Oh, is that right?” He asked, teasingly. Ed removed his head from the side of your neck and looked at you.

“Tell me, where is the right spot?” He smirked.

He kissed your shoulder. “Here?”

He pecked your neck. “Here?”

“Perhaps here?” He kissed your cheek.

You started giggling again. “Eddie…” you playfully whined.

“What? You haven’t told me where.”

“I think you know…”

“Hmm…you know what. I think I do.”

Edward finally leaned in, cupping your cheek and pulling your lips to his.

Gotham City Sirens Riddler:

You heard the door to the office burst open and then slam shut. The sound made you jump out from behind your desk.

“Edward! I-Is everything oh…”

Edward was in absolute tatters. His green suit was covered in soot, with some edges to it slightly burned off. His hat was bent and also burned around the edges. His dress shirt was also untucked and wrinkled. His cane broken in two, each of the pieces he dead gripped in his fists.

“Ed! A-Are you okay?”

“Fine! Just peachy.” He snarled. He started making his way down the hallway to his office.

“Well, uh, w-what…do you need anything?” You asked unsure what to say, but still wanted to help him.

“I said I’m fine!” He snapped.

A few minutes go by, Edward had long since discarded his ruined suit and shirt. He still kept the hat, hoping to possibly fixing it. Currently he was trying to tape his cane back together. Until he heard a small knock on the door.

He was about to bark at you to dismiss whoever it was that wanted to see him, but he was surprised to see you with a plastic bag. You walked over to him and took out a water bottle, bandages, hydrogen peroxide, aspirin, and super glue.

“Hm.” Edward softly let a smile grow on his face. You began applying the antiseptic liquid to the burns on his arm and softly bandaging them. As you did this he took the opportunity to give you a thankful kiss on the cheek.

“I’m gonna need more payment than that for patching you up.” You said, teasingly.

“Is that so?”

“Mm hm, my help isn’t cheap!”

He cupped your chin between his thumb and forefinger. He chuckled, “of course it isn’t.” He leaned in closer and kissed you, gratefully.

Young Justice Riddler:

You were minutes away from seeing Edward off on another mission. It was your job to stay behind and keep a lookout.

Needless to say the two of you have gotten pretty close over the years. You guys have only been dating for a couple months now and Ed’s adorable awkwardness has only quadrupled in that time span as he’s getting used to the new status of your relationship. As well as what your relationship usually entails. Like PDA.

“You’re up, Eddie!” You called for him. You were sitting at your desk; typing, clicking, and swiping away at touchscreens to make sure everything was in working order.

“O-Oh it’s time to go already.” Ed was lost in his own head, just staring and watching you do your thing. He really wishes he could just stay with you, but nope they needed someone as a scapegoat.

“Sure is. You’ll be fine, I’ve got eyes all over the facility.” You reassured.

“I-I don’t doubt it.” He chuckled nervously.

He stood up out of the chair. “Well, I’ll see you later.” He hesitated at first before finally swooping into your side and giving you a kiss on the cheek.

You tried so hard not to squeal out loud. That was one of the boldest things he’s done yet.

“Aw, come here!” You jumped out of your seat. You wrapped your arms around him, almost knocking him off his feet. You leaned in and planted a big sweet kiss on his lips. “There! That’s a real kiss!”

“N-N-Noted.” He stuttered, his face slowly glowing a faint pink from his forehead to his neck.

Telltale Riddler:

Honestly, you should just be grateful he even kissed you on the cheek. Good luck trying to get him to give you a proper kiss.

“Aww, come on, Ed! You can do better than that!”

You had just finished cooking dinner and all the old fart did was give you a small peck on the lips.

“What do you mean?”

“You can’t even give me a kiss?”

He shifted his eyes left and right, confused. “Didn’t I do that?”

“Well, yeah, but like…a proper one…on the lips…” You explained.

Edward groaned. “Fine, I suppose you’re right.” He got up and walked over to you and gave you a small quick peck on the lips. You didn’t even have a chance to return it.

“I believe I’ve paid the piper as they say,” with that he twirled around and headed to his work station.

“Ed! Come back here!” You immediately started walking after him. You were going to get your kiss one way or another. Even if it meant kissing his corpse.

Hush (DCAU) Riddler:

“You ready, Ed?” You asked.

You were always so nervous whenever he was about to disembark on a new plot he’s cooked up. You always knew the odds of him being caught and incarcerated again were very high. You always mentally prepared yourself for that possibility. While simultaneously hoping he would get away.

“Ready as I’ll ever be.” He tightened the eye mask around the back of his head.

He noticed you by the door. You were rocking on the heels and balls of your feet and your hands were rubbing both your arms.

Ed walked over to you. “Hey, are you okay, sweetie?”

You nodded frantically. “Y-Yeah, yeah of course.”

He quirked his eyebrow at you. “You know I’m the smartest man in Gotham, right?”

“Of course I do.”

“So you know, that I know you’re lying…”

You bit your lip, before sighing. “I’m just nervous, like I always am. I don’t like seeing you go and then you don’t come back..”

Edward sighed in defeat. “I know sweetheart, I know. It kills me too. But you know I always come back. It may take time, but I always come back, don’t I?”

You nod, “y-yeah, eventually, yeah…”

“You’re the best, you know that.” Ed claimed. “So amazing and patient with me.” He gave you a sweet reassuring kiss on your cheek. “I love you for that, you know? You make me feel like the luckiest guy in Gotham!”

You giggled softly. “I love you too, and you missed.”

“Hm?”

“You missed my lips…” You muttered.

Ed playfully knocked himself in the head with the palm of his hand. “Silly me, you’re right. You’re right.” He had a goofy smile on his face as he leaned in and gave you a proper, long, sweet kiss.

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