#so yeah hege

[radaverse]

temu what the fuck bring me my graphics tablet now pls

[alexiabae]

TIRED; caroline graham hansen x fem!reader

Summary: in which caro rant to y/n about how she felt on her national team.

Warnings: short fic for this precious sunshine.

Note: English is not my first language.

not my gif.

She read the breaking news.

And she was devastated.

If it was true, how can you leave out two of your best players out?

Two players who came to win the champions league.

Y/N grabbed her phone and was meeting by a photo of her with her girlfriend, making her forget momentarily about what she was going to do. She searched for Caro's number and pressed the button once she found it.

A tone.

Two tones.

And at the three tones, Caro answered it.

"Hola min kjærlighet." Caro greeted her in a groggy voice, clearing her throat after.

"Shit. Are you sleeping? I don't watch the hour, sorry." Y/N curses, making the forward laugh.

"Don't worry. I needed to wake up soon." The blonde informed, letting out a yawn.

Y/N bit her bottom lip; "I read the news... It's true?" She asked unsure, not wanting Caro to get mad or upset.

Caro sighed.

"It's true. I don't tell you anything because I don't care anymore about this national team." Caro hissed the last part.

Y/N could hear how pissed she is about it.

"You don't have fault about anything, okay? Neither Ingrid." Y/N let her know, even if she didn't know the full story.

"I know it. It's the fault of Hege. She didn't listen to us, to her players... It's frustrating. Sorry, I don't want to bother you about it." The Norwegian rarely gets mad or angry or raises her voice.

Y/N shakes her head even if her girlfriend couldn't see her. "No, no. You know that you can count on me, and if you want, I will be grateful to hear it." She said with a soft voice, putting herself better on her seat on the sofa, watching by her window the dark sky.

"Hege punished us for telling the truth. She didn't care if we lost match after match. She only cares about herself. We aren't good enough because we don't work sufficiently on it. We need staff people who care about us, not participating in the world cup. It matters if you do ridiculous things in front of the world." Caro said in a rush, her voice getting raised as her angrier thoughts showed up. "And Ingrid? She didn't say anything bad. She admitted our mistakes, but of course if you want to play you need to shut up and nod." She finished.

Y/N was really surprised by Caro's statement. Not from the words, if not for her tone of voice. It was a mix between angry and sad, winning the temper.

"My advice is that you need to do it for your teammates, they don't have the fault for your coach being uncompetitive." Y/N muttered, not wanting to disturb Caro. "And for your country. The people who show you their support, no matter the countries they are from. Like me for example." She tried her best to cheer her up.

Caro let out an inevitable soft chuckle at her last comment. They are in silence for a few minutes, processing everything in their minds.

"You will see Ana today." Y/N remind her, playing with her laces from her pajama short.

"Yeah. Something good, at least." The blonde muttered, rolling on her bed, closing her eyes.

"How is Ingrid?" Y/N can't resist asking by her friend.

"Affected. But she received some calls before and she is better. And she has us too." Caro explained.

Y/N felt bad. She found an hour ago about Norway's news and probably Mapi or some familiar found it hours ago and called the brunette.

"Sorry about not calling before... I was working." Y/N apologises, regretful for having a shit of a job.

"I supposed that you're working. Don't worry, babe. I just want it to be over and fly to the warm city where I live." Y/N giggles, finding funny how her nordic girlfriend hates the cold.

"What about me?" Y/N teases.

Caro plays a lazy smile. "You are the most I miss right now... So, be prepared when I come back because I'm not going to let you go."

"I can't wait." Y/N whispered, smiling remembering the moments with her.

"I will let the national team after the world cup." Caro confessed after a moment of silence. "I can't anymore. I'm really tired of their behaviour. They know what they want and they don't want me. So..." She trailed off, sighing.

"I will support every decision you make." Y/N support her.

Caro smiled; "Thank you, min kjærlighet. I just want to focus on us, family, friends and my club. That's all I want."

"Well, I'll let you rest a little more." Y/N said watching the hour on her phone, setting an alarm to watch the game in a few hours.

"Sorry that you asked for the morning to watch me play..." Caro said sadly. "I'll make it to you, I promise."

"Don't be silly. You don't have the fault. And sadly that type of shit always happens. So focus on passing to the next level."

Caro laughed at how her girlfriend denominated it like a video game.

"I will try my best if they let me." The blonde said. "For you." She added in a whisper.

"Te quiero." Y/N whispered back.

"Jeg elsker deg mer."

[alexbkrieger13]

I see people defending cgh and it just makes me so annoyed because I think her wording of the criticism and most importantly the timing of it is not okay. People be defending her bc she’s their fave and because hege is not the best coach (which I can agree) but istg if magda or any of my faves did this I’d be so embarassed. Imagine how the other girls must be feeling

Yeah the time probably not the best time to voice something like that. I can get in the heat of the moment you're frustrated and for Norway it was a very frustrating game but at the same time you have to think of your going into the game against the Philippines with that chip on your shoulder of like it is a must win if you want to get out of this group you have to win and it will be very embarrassing if some thing happens where either you don't win or you don't progress.

[magdasabs]

The way I understand Hege she will prioritize players that are versatile and will offer a lot both in attack and defense so I guess having other players like her she just didn’t make the cut. She will be one of the 3 reserves though!

Yeah I kind of get it too but just a bit sad for her personally. It's nice that more and more teams are naming reserves!

[i-bite-vocaloids-official]

Kaito said "i-if im the dad. then you must be the mom, huh…?"

and your response was

"Yeah i guess so!! Hege, rhat sounds silly but i dont minf yknow"[sic]

Kaito also said that if he was basically a dad to the Kagamines then you'd be the mom, and you agreed Oooooooooooooo~

I did what.

[fungal-wasted]

Extremely self indulgent HK AU named The 6th Knight in which the Five adopt Hollow into their group and they aren't sealed (bonus points if the Great Five find out Hollow is not a pure vessel and they keep them safe from higher beings). The AU constantly changes name because Ogrim walks in with Ghost on one of his claws one day and is like "hey we do we have space for another fellow?" And then every once in a while someone brings in another candidate to become a Knight.

[princeyadon]

hello ! jw if u had an opinion on systems w/ diff origins ? I noticed ur andante blog rb'd a plurality post from someone who supports all systems so I wanted to ask clearly !! don't feel pressured to respond if this makes u feel uncomfortable to answer btw !!

EH i prefer to keep that kind of thing on the dl, but i honestly have no idea what post that is BJSDBKJFBKJSD i don't typically check the blogs i reblog from (i usually forget) and just focus on the post itself. So I would have no idea sngsng

[redwineconversation]

Lyon's Cheap Ass Screw-Top Pinot Noir (Arsenal - OL Postgame Thoughts)

Am I having fun with the wine puns? Yeah, kind of, not gonna lie.

Condolences to Arsenal, obviously you never want to see a player get injured, but I do want to point out that Lyon has shown a hell of more grace and humility towards Miedema getting injured than Arsenal fans ever accorded Carpenter.

Anyway, moving on, what did we learn from this match? Not a whole lot that we didn't already know, actually. But let's talk about this anyway because the other option is me having to finish the 85 million translations sitting in my drafts.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - I do think Cascarino is criminally underrated, and I often wonder if she would be higher up in name recognition if she didn't hate social media so much and wasn't on a team who shares that same aversion. But to know Cascarino means to take the time to watch a team play rather than rely on social media content.

She's a really interesting player to watch. She is very, very talented and her flaw is almost that she is self-conscious about her talent. Cascarino tends to overthink too much: she wants to have the perfect control to play the perfect pass with the perfect touch to score the perfect goal. Perfectionism is fine, but sometimes it's just about shooting at goal and hoping for the best.

It's hard to argue she is a "big game player" but to argue the contrary is somehow inaccurate. She shows up a majority of the game for UWCL games, because it's there that she finds herself to be the most comfortable. Cascarino is a player who struggles against teams who park the bus - actually I think Lyon in general struggles in that situation - because it slows the pace down dramatically. She needs to be able to play quickly. Related, I do think that's why Carpenter and Cascarino work so well together, because they have similar bursts of speech and the one-two passes are more fluid.

Anyway, Arsenal played a great game against Lyon back in October, but a large part of that was because they could stroll up and down the right side with nay a care in the world. Last night Cascarino gave them quite a bit to think about, and we saw the difference that makes.

Cascarino is also notably a non-confrontational player, so her being unintentionally dragged into the van de Donk - McCabe spat did make me laugh a little.

Let's talk about McCabe: I frequently wonder what would have become of her if she was on a team with a stricter sense of structure and discipline. She's talented but reckless at the best of times, what would become of her on a team capable of curbing that? Guess we'll never know, but that doesn't stop us from wondering.

I thought Lyon's defense held up pretty well. Endler's save at the end felt like Endler was being, well, Endler again, and I think that's been missing the past few months. She's been having an off year but seems to be getting back to her previous level. I wish it had happened sooner but better late than never I guess.

Malard being subbed off in the 55th minute instead of playing the full 90 minutes for once felt like a fever dream. Still can't believe Bompastor saw reason even if it was probably only for one game.

I think van de Donk's substitution was due to a couple of factors: I don't think she was in the right head space following Miedema's injury and Lyon wasn't willing to gamble with that in a high stakes game (cf how Lyon reacted when Damaris got injured against Juventus). Second, putting Henry on allowed Lyon to be a bit stronger physically in transition.

Lyon won and it wasn't pretty - in fact it was up there for the ugliest win of the season. I hope this will just be an anecdotal win, lost eventually in the footnotes of Lyon's history.

The reason I say this is simply Lyon struggles a lot more against Juventus than they do against Arsenal. Every team has a thorn in their side, Lyon can't seem to get away from Juventus. The win last year in the Champions League was aided by Lyon's sheer hatred of losing and their desire for revenge. Hegerberg dragged Lyon over the finish line by the scruff of their neck.

But she won't be there on Wednesday, and Lyon doesn't really have an alternative. Yes, they will make it through with a draw. But Juventus knows they will make it through with a win, and will have seen enough Lyon games on tape to know how easy it is to put Lyon on the back foot if you press them hard enough. It doesn't take a lot for Lyon to doubt themselves these days.

So, yeah. We saw flickers of the old Lyon against Arsenal. But I maintain that what we saw wasn't enough to beat Juventus. We'll see if I am right on Wednesday night.

[yanderefairyangel]

Alright so I think I found the interviews you are talking about

"I think villains are often men" Ashera is right there Kusakihara

That said, Serenes forest indicates another translation for the same interview

So yeah, I'd gave the benefit of the doubt, and believe they are refering to THAT version rather then the one I found.

Besides, in japanese the term "antagonist" doesn't exist. It's written in katakana which means it's been borrowed from another language and at some point Kusakihara mentions he tried to avoid as much as possible any form of other alphabets other then kanji, including katakana (when he says that instead of cheese they choose to use kanraku) so they are more likely to refer to her to another term then antagonist in jpn but I'd have to check the OG version of the interview to check that out

Also special highlitght to that one

''I wanted to make the world bigger then it actually is"... as always, so tactful...

If you are interested here is the link https://drive.google.com/file/d/14euDrU97pz2WWOaHx2eJebRyLJUuu34L/view?pli=1

"Edelgard isn't meant to be a benevolent ruler nor is she altruistic, she's a tyrant who uses the state's power to shape Fodlan based on her own designs." Not sure I agree... the whole point of Eddie is that she has good intention "chaning the world for the better" but that her means are questionable "she is changing the world for what she think is better"

And Eddie's entiere character, much like the other revolve around how reality and her view of reality don't align : Her red is the color of revolution but she can't bring revolution because she didn't break the circle that put Foldan in chaos in the first place (the Nabateans vs Agarthans conflict) and instead her red turned out to be the red of fire, of purification because she accomplished her destiny as the new "Nemesis" the new tool for revenge for the Agarthans. Even if she gets rid of them (of screen) at the end of CF, the damage has already been done, and her revolution failed because she failed to free herself from the destiny the Agarthans created for her. So while her objectifcation by the Agarthans is incomplete in CF (unlike in AG) she still fufilled it in killing Seiros/Rhea

Also, back to the "Eddie is Satan coded" for a second... after talking about it with a friend I think it is possible to see it if you are willing to squint a little, but it's in a kinda roundabout way.

Eddie is a revolutionary figure and draws a lot of inspiration from german aesthetic, and german romantiscism in particular (which is the main reason why I disagree with the idea that she is fascist) and romanticism had a peculiar interest for the figure of Lucifer, seeing it as more ambigious and more of a tragic revolutionary figure then its usuall depcition. Lucifer, the fallen angel turned into a demon... that's kinda similar to what happened to Eddie. Most of the symbolic you point out are mainly steeming from Eddie's link with the Agarthans, which are the people who ruined her life. And thus, her becoming the perfect tool for the Agarthans is a symbol of her decadence, she can master dark magic and is willing to resort to questionable methods to fufill the goal of making the world better and breaking the circle of violence she is noticing in Foldan via the abuse of the Crest system.

In AM, that aspect in particular is noticeable where she literaly becomes a Monster. Though, Hege Eddie can also be read as Eddie embracing a darker side, you can also read it as a manifestation of how Dima viewed Eddie this entire time and when he defeats her and tries to reach for her hand, it's him viewing her as what she was and no longer under the spectrum of a twisted vision, which would make Dima the revolutionary figure since by abandoning revenge and trying to forgive he eventually break the circle he was trapped in.

In AG though ? This is... rather gross. Because her becoming Hege this time is mainly showing that Eddie's objectifation by Thales is complete, which is not helped by how she gets brainwashed by Thales. This happens kinda out of nowhere, but this is showing how Eddie became a complete tool and lost the agency she had that actually allowed her to still remain independent enough to hope to take them down eventually.

Yeah... that's why I prefer SB, where there Eddie tries to have both cake and eat it, breaking both circle, the one she is trapped in as the "tool" of the Agarthans and the circle of systemic violence..; if only Thales and Rhea didn't had such a laughable death (falling off a cliff was... something)

@yanderefairyangel

Yeah, that’s been a thing for a long time. Whenever it comes to Edelgard, some people want to make her out as this Christ-like figure while ignoring the stuff that says otherwise, such as:

Amyr, a weapon crafted specifically for her, bears the Crest of Maurice, also known as the Crest of the Beast. This would indicate that Edelgard is more of an anti-Christ figure than an actual savior. The fact she continuously lies to her supporters only furthers this, as well as how the weapon isn’t a Hero’s Relic. It’s a Crest Stone Weapon, one that requires Agarthanium in order to repair.

The Crest of Maurice is tied to the Devil Arcana in the Tarot, symbolizing allowing oneself to be corrupted and giving in to earthly desires. It usually depicts the demon Baphomet.

People are turned into Demonic Beasts as war assets for her army.

In Azure Moon, she takes her ideals to what is said to be their end point when she turns herself into a Demonic Beast. Said beast form has horns, boobs and Wings much like Baphomet is depicted with.

The fact Dimitri goes on to be given the title of SAVIOR King.

Or that the Agarthans live under the ground, fleeing there after their war against Sothis led to them scorching the Earth. This is coupled with the fact Sothis is tied to the heavens through the Japanese name of the Sword of the Creator, the Sword of the Heavenly Emperor.

The word nemesis means “adversary.” Satan also means “the adversary.”

Her route’s ending has a picture of her raising a variation of the Hand of Justice, a symbol of divine right to rule. However, the hand is a reflection of the real thing from France. It’s reversed, and not only that it’s in the same pose Baphomet’s raised hand usually is in.

The scene where Byleth and the Black Eagles pledge themselves to Edelgard is called Path of Thorns, a reference to the Bible indicating that it’s a path of sin (specifically sloth, indicating a failure to do some form of duty)

Edelgard is a demonically-coded character, but her supporters refuse to acknowledge that. Or if they do, they claim it’s so that he can subvert expectations and be the real hero in the end. They’ve also tried to claim that her ending portrait is an allusion to Washington Crossing the Delaware, and if you point it out that it’s based on Napoleon’s coronation picture as emperor of France they go with the most positive interpretation of Boney they can.-They’ll raise hell if someone calls Edelgard a fascist or compares her to the world’s angriest Charlie Chaplin impersonator, while claiming the Church are clearly inspired by said impersonator’s fan club.

The fact that the game’s developers called Edelgard a villain, which would mean that her actions or motives are meant to be seen as evil, flies over their head as they try to claim she’s just “an antagonist.”

[tomswifty-fr]

2, 7, 9 for the artist ask game?

2. Is it easier to draw someone facing left or right (or forward even)?

It really, really depends on the character/drawing! I want to say facing left, but I also flip my sketches a lot so any drawing of someone facing a certain way probably also spent an amount of time facing the other way... I guess equally easy? Is that a copout?

7. A medium of art you don't work in but appreciate

I am not good at collage. I've tried it and it's never come out well but I love the way it looks and I appreciate the skill

9. What are your file name conventions?

Either very straightforward ("tcc_banner_2" "apple with a gun") extremely abbreviated ("LORE9" "el5") or something that I think makes sense/is funny at the time and then i can never remember when I need to find the file again ("yeah this" "boyoboyo" "hege hog")

[bananaapplewaffle]

Another Batch of Vignettes [1 of 5][Heartslabyul]

Y'all know the drill. I talk a lot. Everything's under the cut.

Ignorance No Inconvenience | Riddle - Uniform

Riddle said: I am that bitch never will not be that bitch

Periodt

DAMN RIDDLE

NAH NAH NAH

IM COMING FOR YA ANKLES

THATS SOME "Teacher! Your forgot to collect the homework!" TYPE SHIT

Sweets? I'm listening

Cater I swear. You don't even like sweets.

HELLO? FEET OUT OF THE EYES???????

Y'all need to stay out of the short king's way.

I hate Cater's case highkey

ACE

DON'T BE FUCKEN RUDE

Riddle said: "I'm not like Azul's cheating ass"

Don't Say A Word | Riddle - PE Uniform

Riddle writing all this down in his little notebook

KALIM

oh this music is a lil boop

Riddle

Riddle you know Kalim's thought's don't process like that

JAMIL

skdaldasj

Babysitting lol

KALIM SHUSH

Thank you, Jamil.

Shiteeee let's dance, Kalim! Aye aye aye

Listen, at least Jamil is up front about it.

Okay but what about when the hands come for you, Riddle? What then?

That Was My Intuition (Part One) | Riddle - Labwear

OHHHH RIDDLE'S ROOM

Bitch lemme take a nap in that bed.

hehe "dawdle"

Azul be on some shit, but he's the type to make sure he's got some loophole bs going on.

Oh timeskip

OH NO TREY IS SICK

GET THE SOUP

GET THE CRACKERS

THE GINGER ALE

PUT SOME CARTOONS ON

MAKE SURE HE TAKES A NAP

AND IF THAT DOESN'T FIX IT

Plan his funeral.

Trey you are deadass sick

Sneezing on the food and shit

Nah go get the sick note to go back to the dorms.

RIDDLE IN THE LIBRARY TRYING TO HELP ASLASKM

Oh no... Riddle you're one of the ones who can't cook.

OH NO

NOT HIM

ANYONE BUT LILIA

WHO CAN'T FUCKEN COOK AT ALL

HOW DID SILVER SURVIVE

What do you mean there's no book on regular soup

To the Soup Store!

NOOOOOOOOO

LILIA OMG

THEY'RE GONNA KILL TREY

Only the Garden Roses (Part One) | Riddle - Dorm Uniform

Time to study besties!

Shush Trey! Don't speak it into existence.

Bitch EZ? Shut the fuck up.

Riddle, an empath, sensing a cloud of dismay over Cater and Trey.

Yeah Trey running your mouth for what?

Cater, fending off Trey and Riddle: LISTEN

Not y'all trying to get me to learn your magic formulas

No thank you, I don't like math.

The Riddle Rosehearts helping with our homework? Blessed.

Oh no. Not the Library.

THING 2

DEUCE YOUR BRICK WALL LIKE CHEST KNOCKED RIDDLE OFF HIS FEET

Grimoires? I'm-

At this point, make some copies of that bitch.

Lemme get a study guide.

Only the Garden Roses (Part Two) | Riddle - Dorm Uniform

Damn this hallway is bumping

WHAT 300 PAGE TEXTBOOK

RIDDLE RELAX

AAAA

SO MUCH IS HAPPENING

Oop not the tantrum

Okay but why 300?

Cater, just spilt that bitch up by the 4 of you.

TABLE OF CONTENTS???????????

NOT THE ACADMIC DISHONSTY

(I said that like we didn't cheat LMAO)

The fucken hastags

But Riddle seasoned food is the boom dot com

Trey don't ask him that like you didn't just do something.

Only The Garden Roses (Part Three) | Riddle - Dorm Uniform

MY BOY CATER IS ZONKED

CATER DON'T RIDDLE IS GONNA APPEAR FROM THE HEGEDS

I FUCKEN CALLED IT

Cater... we've already talked about this. Sweet talkin' does nothing on Riddle.

But you are correct. He is cute as a button.

RIDDLE HAS A MAGICAM ACCOUNT

CATER IS BIG SHOOK

HE SAID: "You better put push notifications on."

IM LIVIN'

OMG HE TURNED ON POST NOTIFICATIONS LMAO

...chile

BITCH THE FUCKN HASHTAGS

Oh Cater's room looks real chill. That's def that spot to hang out and vibe.

HEHEHEHEHEHE SO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW CATER

Awww this is really cute actually.

AAAAAAAAAYYYYYEEEEE LETS FUCKEN GO CATER

GALAXY BRAIN ACTIVE

(Everyone should play NEO: The World Ends With You)

A PANCAKE CAFE LETS GO BESTIES

Finna smack them back like a heart attack

MY JAW IS DROPPED

The Very Picture of Innocence | Ace - Uniform

They should add the Master of Master

But we don't really know where he stands so-

Lemme get a tart, Trey

Ooooh the Trey smirk

(NOT ME LOOKING FOR MY FUCKEN PHONE WHICH IS PLAYING THE VIGNETTES)

We should take a field trip to Trey's patisserie.

Baby's in the family: unite.

Trey being the normal one.

Or or, and hear me out Trey, we're just tryna pass

LMAO

That was a terrible way to bring that up, Ace.

Ace it would have been easier just to look the answers up online.

Y'all must have a Quizlet equivalent.

Ace, just do the little bit of studying to get the basically answers.

Ace, Ace, Ace.

The way you and Deuce are always in my house.

I call y'all Thing 1 and Thing 2 for a reason.

One With The Wind | Deuce - Uniform

LIKE A SWORD, I'M DRAWN

INTO THE HEAT OF DAY

LIKE KNGHT, I'LL FIGHT

UNTIL THE FIGHT IS WON

Anyway, Sonic moment over.

Where is Volleyball. I want to see my boys.

Oh its BEEN in

Ace stop lying.

Deuce is a runner y'all

HELL YEAH

Let Deuce keep a little bit of his delinquency

Deuce personal space.

I'm sure they are very cool, but not with this fresh press.

You should talk him for a spin Deuce :)

I'M THE KNIGHT OF THE WIND

HURRICANE DEUCE

JDJAJDAKDKJK;AK;ASKD;

THE KNIGHT OF THE WIND

Rosaria the Wall Painting | Cater - Uniform

Kalim!

Cater, there's not much going on up there. Ofc he accepted.

Really do not care about these talking portraits

ajnjasdad

NOT HOT AND RICH BEING THE MAIN FACTORS

Leona my beloved...

LEONA MY BELOVED

Leona you don't own the place either tho...

Leona, who was raised right, drinking his respect woman juice.

Cater being like: "might fuck around and spill some tea"

Cater you fucked it up

OH NO THE BABYSITTERS HAVE ARRIVED

Leona you deadass don't have any other hiding spots.

Y'all need to either just study or up your cheating game

Trey-tor! | Cater - PE Uniform

TEN LAPS AROUND THE CAMPUS???

Fuck that I'm walking the whole thing.

It's the rhymes for me

TREY WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS TOGETHER

THIS IS PRIME GOSSPING TIME

Oh that's dumb smart

How has no one seen this yet?

RIDDLE I SPOKE TOO SOON

NOT RIDDLE FROM ABOVE WITH THE METAL CHAIR

TREY FROM THE BEHIND?

RIDDLE NOT YOU FUCKEN SNITCHING

Damn he had to do 15 total laps

Can he get some water too? damn

We'll fuck Cater then, huh Try?

Grk! (Part One) | Cater - Labwear

Oop who we working with

Oh this is going to be a fucken disaster

NOT POSTING A PIC WITHOUT A FILTER LMAO

AAA

GET YO FUCKEN DOG BITCH

OH WAIT THATS CREWEL

looks away as to not look disrespectfully at Crewel

Not more learning uuuhsadjda

Bitch not #Mandy

Lilia's being smaller like: "I am a magical beast wtf"

and Vil's being glossy like: "Nah bitch was not about to come from me without shining to the nines"

And here comes the disaster

All for some likes

GIRL IS THAT DEATH BY GLAMOUR ITS POSING TO KADLMLADJAKJASDK

looks up what voguing is

also looks up what house dance is

yeah the origins are on brand

OH SHIT LILIA'S IS DOING THE POP LOCK AND DROP IT AYE AYE AYE

NOT TO BE CONTINUED

Grk! (Part Two) | Cater - Labwear

LETS FUCKEN GO BESTIES WE'RE BACK

ULTRA PINK WITH THE ANIME EYES

wait a minute

Okay yes you have two big sister

Oh

THIS IS A HOUSE DOMINATED BY PINK

Girl "cut the mustard"?????

Okay now I'm understanding Trey a lil bit more

GIRL BADICAL????

Oooo Deep Crimson with the Card Motif

With the Guitar? Slay.

Cater stop while you're ahead

Oh forsoh Cater's smile is a fucken lie.

Cater's Overblot when?

LILA WITH THE METHINKS

Really had to pull out the happiness to fake those three mandrakes

Cater... how many did you make...

AND I OOP

NOT Y'ALL SITTING THERE LETTING HIM DO THAT AND THEN FUCKING THROWING HIM UNDER THE BUS

I GOTTA GOOOOOO

damn they're fucking right tho

I woulda left Cater on his own too

We stan #Mandy

Cater if you don't stop.

freaking smize

Open Your Mouths

Why are y'all brushing y'all teeth in the fucking lounge

You wanna sleep with Turkey aftertaste, Ace?

A Wild Trey has appeared!

Trey...

Ah.

Trey has Older Sibling Disease

Ace, he's an older sibling. You literally cannot butter him up. He will always see through it.

How are they? HOW HARD ARE Y'ALL BRUSHING Y'ALLS TEETH???

...Trey you do what?

Omg Deuce is really into it

NOT THE YES MOM

How much have we learned today, y'all?

Ramblings Masterlist

[cadopan]

Credit to Hannah Hampton and her wonky vision for stepping up at the England Spain game and not letting the pressure of the moment get to her. A solid debut for her and I’m sure a huge confidence boost. I fully thought Sarina was setting her up for failure at the start of the game but me of little faith I suppose! Sabrina’s has a decent start leading this England side, but her predecessors were shit so it’s a Low bar lol 😂

Yes!! Second HH appreciation post in a row, I love to see it!

I wasn't exactly rooting for England (watching as a neutral) but was actually so relieved when she leapt up to save Athenea's shot at the very end bc it wouldn't been such a shame if that clean sheet — and the draw — got taken away from her after how well she'd done throughout the game.

I watched her whole podcast appearance on Ben Foster's cycling gk channel a while back and it was some really lovely stuff.

And oh yeah, Sarina deserves her credit for the relatively decent job she's done so far. You're right, Mark Sampson, Phil Neville and Hege Riise was just a hat-trick of bad coaches that England had to endure. Anw, interesting to see who she'll put out for the game against Germany bc practically everyone has had a run out now and Sarina should probably be choosing her best lineup for the final one.

[theroleofimagination]

(Hemp anon). That's why I really like the international breaks and national teams tournaments so much. Yes, sometimes the teams don't click as much, but is a place where you can see their individual skill and watch players that play for leagues that I don't really watch.

Yeah, Hemp was by far England's best player at She Believes 2020 and I'm so so pleased to see her flying high again after the lockdown and her injury. She's only 20 and she's just so damn good! Hopefully we'll see her get better and better!

If I was Hege Riise the first two names on my squad list for Team GB right now would be Lauren Hemp and Fran Kirby.

[the-necessary-unnecessary]

I'm scared for who Arsenal get because I feel its gonna be bad. Ludlow doesn't seem available and everyone else available makes me feel ill. thankfully I'm only a FAWSL general fan not someone who loves one team so I can cope I feel for you fans though because given how Arsenal have been behind the scenes lately with the men and women I worry for who they'll get. There are some potential good options like Hingst but there are also many shit shows available like Beard and Lerch.

Yeah ngl some of my excitement is giving away to fear considering some of the names free on the market at the moment and arsenal's current budgetary track record.

However I'm very much holding out hope yet, perhaps for someone who is less well known but who just puts their head down and properly gets on with work. A la Hege Risse style where no one had her in the books to take over the england/gb team even if for an interim period but she's not been doing too badly at all so far!

[magdasabs]

I think hege riise is very much choosing the players that are the most in form rn and that have been playing lots. Lots of new names and I’m excited. But sad for vbr bc she’s so so good

Yeah like I get Maria but VBR is so good and she is in pre-season so ofc she hasn't been playing a lot

[vbs-meiko-official]

Yeah i guess so!! Hege, rhat sounds silly but i dont minf yknow

Trying some new recipes today from my “adult drinks” menu, hehe..hoping that at least one will be a hit but when I attempt to make a new drink sometimes it goes…interestingly.