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m1dv1ghtwrites · 4 months ago
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Teller!Reader: Most homeowners in Arizona have black lights because scorpions are bioluminescent so they would-
Juice: wait what did you just say?
Teller!Reader: scorpions?
Juice: They’re invisible?
Teller!Reader: No��� thats not what the means Juice.
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winter-rossie · 3 months ago
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"Achilles and Patroclus were more than Friends". I say in the mic. The crowd Boos I turn to leave "They're right" Says a voice I turn and look, Its Alexander the Great.
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super-marvel-dc · 8 months ago
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Y/N: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Chibs: IT.
Tig: Annabelle.
Jax: Paranormal Activity.
Juice: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.
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tumbleweed-writes · 2 months ago
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Reader *looking innocently at Chibs*: "So, what was the Great Depression like?"
Chibs *deeply sighing* : "It was fine."
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mysticalmallard · 2 years ago
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MainMasterlist || Rules & Requests
Incorrect SOA quotes
Tiggy: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
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Tiggy: Dom or sub?
Juice : I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
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Chibs: *yawns*
Juice : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Chibs: Then you must be exhuasted.
Clay: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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Juice : Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.
Tiggy: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?
Juice : *Takes away Tiggy’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.
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Chibs: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Happy: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
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ravennaortiz · 1 year ago
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JUICE: How do you ask someone out? For a friend, I mean.
TIG: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what? My bed has room for two.
JUICE: Oh my god, no.
JAX: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.
JUICE: Stop it.
HAPPY: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.
JUICE: Ok, I feel like that last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.
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the-crowned-fowl · 2 years ago
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Sparks of Adventure MASTERPOST
This is a Masterpost for the SoA comic, and everything related to it! I'm new to this kind of stuff, so it'll be a bit messy for a bit as i figure things out :] and reminder, #Sparks of Adventure and #SoA Comic are the main tags! I also use #SoA stuff for general art or fanart :]
GENERAL ART:
Official Cast References
Artstyle concept art
Incorrect quotes comics
MAIN COMIC:
CHAPTER ONE - COVER ART
PAGE 1-3
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sungodra · 2 years ago
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Achilles: Go big or go home!
Patroclus, with tears in his eyes: I'm begging you, Achilles, for once in your life, please, just this once, go home
Achilles: I'm going big
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thaliasthunder · 2 years ago
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no thoughts head empty only two young boys leaping on rocks by the ocean, hair blown by the north winds, running through fields of hyacinths, climbing twisted trees, splashing each other in the river, discovering the wonders of being in love in the far away lands of ancient greece
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ravennaortiz · 1 year ago
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Juice: I have a crush on this guy and I don’t know how to handle it so I glued a bunch of heart shaped confetti to his motorcycle…
Tig:
Jax:
Opie:
Chibs: THAT WAS YOU?!
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be-crazyinsane · 3 years ago
Conversation
Achilles: I always apologize when I'm wrong.
Agamemnon: I don't think I've ever seen you apologize before.
Achilles: I'm never wrong.
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m1dv1ghtwrites · 4 months ago
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Tig: Can i ask you a question?
Teller!Reader: Sure
Tig: Out of your two brothers-
Teller!Reader: You can ask me anything.
Tig: out of your two brothers (Jax and Thomas) who do you think would be the better kisser?
Teller!Reader: …
Teller!Reader: Okay so you know what I just said? I take that back.
Tig: I think it would be Jax.
Teller!Reader: WE’RE NOT GONNA SPECULATE EITHER
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winter-rossie · 7 months ago
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I love You More than Percy Jackson. ''Really, Aww Do you love me more than The Song Of Achillies, too?'' Know Your Limits.
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incorrect-tsoa · 4 years ago
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Patroclus: Just to be sure, are you asking me romantically or platonically?
Achilles, down on one knee, ring still out: You did not just fucking ask me that-
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tumbleweed-writes · 1 year ago
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Chibs spotting Reader holding a knife: "No, come on, lass. Violence isn't the answer."
Reader lowering the knife: "I guess you're right."
Reader raising the knife again: "Violence is the question and the answer is YES."
Chibs : "Lass, no."
Reader: "LASS YES!"
Happy standing in the background: *Proud*
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mysticalmallard · 2 years ago
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MainMasterlist || Rules & Requests
Incorrect SoA quotes
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Clay: where the hell are you off to?
Happy: I'm either going to get ice cream or commit a felony
Clay: ....���
Happy: I'll decide on the way
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Clay: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable in this club.
Jax: Sounds fake but ok.
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Happy: Hand me the people opener.
Clay: ... 🤨
Clay: Pardon?
Happy, annoyed: Just hand it to me!
Clay, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?
Happy: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?
Clay: Knife! It's called a knife.
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Chibs: What are you planning to do?
Tiggy: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!
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