“Just friends at that’s all?” “Yep”
“Oh, and what did you said?” “I said okay, fantastic”
“Okay fantastic? What’s the matter with you guys? I’ll never understand you two”
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Charlie: "Ahh! Another wonderful cozy night in bed! Just me, my girlfriend-"
Vaggie: (asleep) (rolls over to cuddle)
-FWOOMPF-
Charlie: "... and her twelve foot long wingspan~<3"
Charlie: (snuggles under vaggie's feathers)
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I think it's very based of Halsin to walk into Baldur's Gate, criticize the entire structure of civilization and its treatment of the less fortunate and the vulnerable, get *this* close to sending a racist back to the Oak Father, defend rats as a species, have a midlife crisis, and then decide he wants a baby.
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"Every time we are confronted with something final, we are reminded of the cruelty of not being able to go back in time."
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Ambrosius: I’m going to fight the next person who insults Ballister
Ballister, entering the room and muttering to himself: I hate myself
Ambrosius, sobbing: ALRIGHT MY BEAUTIFUL ANGEL, SQUARE UP!
[10 minutes later]
Ballister: That workout felt great! Wanna go another round?
Ambrosius, from the floor: Yeah, just give me a minute. Fuck, I am seeing stars
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