#someone get him his horse

[ilottthepilot]

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[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.

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[alicent-archive]

I can’t believe they’re sending this pookie off to war.

[puppyeared]

is this your card? ♦️♣️♥️♠️ it isnt but you dont wanna hurt his feelings

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

Not my boss letting clients ride the horse I bought from her because “Taylor isn’t like that, she won’t care”. Like she’s right, I’m not like that, I don’t care but I find it wildly inappropriate that she didn’t talk to me first before telling clients that stuff.

[little-bloodied-angel]

Istg if I see another moron making an edit that overlaps Izzy's speech about piracy and belonging with images of Stede and/or Ed or even using the whole crew while deliberately excluding only Izzy from it I'm going to fucking set something on fire

[shitpostingfromthebarricade]

Why do you hate Alexander Hamilton so much? The guy lived and died before you were even born dude. He isn’t going to come alive and bite you XD

No, his actions just persist in the policies that my home nation was founded upon.

[randomwriteronline]

Had a fun idea about Mata Nui coming back in a third goddamn body that finally sticks for once and he looks and is built exactly like a Matoran Universe being, mask and all, BUT for some Inexplicable Reason he has a mouth which is Specifically for eating and Nothing Else. And it's not under the mask, it's along his jaw. Like a snake's or perhaps a bug's. It weirds everybody else out at first but after seeing it like twice they just keep handing him food so they can watch him eat bc it's morbidly fascinating

[aces-to-apples]

Frankly I think Alistair being mildly shitty to that mage in Ostagar seems pretty in-character for the guy he is before the massive, life-altering trauma that is the Ostagar massacre wherein he sees all of his Grey Warden comrades, his beloved mentor/father figure, and his beloathed half-brother/convenient-target-of-projection absolutely torn to shreds by literal Thedas boogeymen. IIRC Morrigan and Flemeth both comment on his wack behavior after Ostagar and then by the time we get to Lothering Alistair just fully surrenders any and all responsibility (and, frankly, agency) to the player's Warden for the foreseeable future. It can then take anywhere from a couple IRL hours to the entire second act of the game for him to retake almost any amount of it back. And depending on the player's choices in dialogue, and especially whether or not they choose to romance him, we may only see flashes of that guy we met at Ostagar before he potentially morphs into almost someone else entirely (hardened!King!Alistair). All that to say, I don't actually think it's a useful criticism of "characterization" to bring up Alistair's glibness as compared to his behavior in the majority of the game because from where I'm standing (looking directly at his snottiness about Cailan, his complaints about being assigned to the Tower of Ishal, his Templar-esque focusing on Morrigan and Flemeth being apostates, his generally pretty brusque manner with the Warden recruits) it seems fairly in-line with the rest of his behavior at Ostagar.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Let the revenge games begin.

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[ban--tam]

wolf guy mittermeyer

[impishtubist]

There probably is some meta to be found in the fact that the fandom had to make Remus a big tall broad-shouldered muscled buff handsome alpha jock sex god in order to ship him with Sirius...............hmm much to consider.

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

starting a former william fan support group bc what the entire fuck was that

[toxooz]

i kno Ramsuse is basically culturally frozen in time and violently refuses anything modern but goD what if he had a motorcycle ⚰

[s-n-o-w-p-i-e-r-c-e-r]

ignore me ranting in the tags i am aware i am being absolutely insufferable