#someone yell at me pls

[benjhawkins]

glad to see bestie J.B Walton making good for himself as steward on a whaling ship in 1855 making 1/150th lay as steward

[hellfireeddiemunson]

I need to go to bed. Help

[the-kipsabian]

i think i can finally start like actually promising new fic content next week (or two weeks would probably be more realistic maybe)

cause lbr we all know come slammiversary, ultimate x will do me in so badly no matter what happens

[marshmellowtea]

DAMMIT i need to be sleeping

[evilkaeya]

skk au where they actually develop telepathy but it happens after Dazai leaves and during the four years they don't see each other. Chuuya is washing dishes one night and Dazai's voice pops up in his head. "I wonder what the slug is doing right now? Judging by the time maybe he's washing dishes." Chuuya goes still, mouth hung open and goes "yeah I am mackerel." He hears a "what the fuck" ten seconds later.

[sixofbabycrows]

i love you in every universe

[cordeliass]

e.m. forster was like "i'm gonna write a novel about a sad gay boy who can't experiment at school, is struck with longing for other boys, needs to navigate different ideas of being gay and then give him his ultimate wish - fucking the garden boy. oh and i'm also gonna make everything a foreshadowing" and i adore him for it

[amburppp]

owa owa

[theworldinclines]

the hangover pill drink was the same colour as the shoelaces ok para || els

[h-f-k]

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[yourlocaldisneyvillain]

uh, ladies? i don't feel ready to turn 27

[boopshoops]

I'M FINALLY DONE WITH FINALS DJDBSKSKGNFHSK WOOHOO YIPEEE i am so tired

Also I think I'm finally kinda getting the hang of tumblr. As in. I don't know what I am doing, and I don't think anyone else does either. And honestly I like that :))) i always felt like,,, this pressure to say and do the most neutral(??) shit whenever I posted elsewhere, but here it's all just tomfoolery. what silly lil fools y'all are in my silly lil phone, it's nice! I like it. We can all be sillies

Anyway, art ✨ Yuu in disguise versus living her best gaslight gatekeep girlfailure life

I based them on the cute lil sprites in game :>

[nobiggity]

hi i’m only back long enough to fix my follows and let everyone know i finally figured out how to get kind of good at connections

[catgrandpa]

I am a staunch supporter of Hawks x the Todoroki family. That sounds bad but I promise it’s not in a weird way.

Obviously it would be separately and also not illegal for Shouto.

Endeavor/Hawks is like hero worship and falling into bed together a few times after a rough fight. Enji insists it means nothing and it’s just a way to deal with the excess adrenaline and it’s not happening again. It happens again. It happens a lot of agains.

Now…. Rei/Hawks? Hell. Yeah. Not romantically, this is purely sexual. Hot Young Hero Gets Pegged By Sexy Milf Divorcee. I can see the hub logo already. Idk how they’d meet tbh maybe he saves her or she divorced Enji rather than… what happened:/ But they meet and sparks immediately fly, and he takes her back to his penthouse and they freak it.

Dabi/Hawks. Classic. My favorite. Sweet and spicy. The tension and the romance is unparalleled. I don’t even need to type any of this out because what happens in canon is already perfect enough. If all of these ships happen in the same universe, this is endgame. But also, if these all happen in the same universe, the first family dinner where Touya brings his bf home and the room is just full of people hawks has slept with… delightfully awful.

Fuyumi/Hawks is where we start to get some sweet innocent dating. Maybe they met while Hawks did a press assembly at her school. Maybe the kids staged a meet cute or smth, parent trap style. They date for a few months, and spend a handful of nights together, but ultimately decide that neither of them are in a spot in their lives where they can pursue a serious relationship. They part on good terms, and occasionally still talk as friends.

Natsuo/Hawks. Baby’s first one night stand 🥰 buuuttt it turns into booty call for sure. Natsu is freshly 18. He’s finally his own person. He’s in university, he has his own apartment. Things are good. So he goes clubbing and meets the youngest hero to reach top 10, and he just so happens to want to go home with him. They toe the line of booty call and friends with benefits, but they don’t really hang out much because hero work and university are Very time consuming.

Shouto/ Hawks. Stop side eyeing me, I said it wasn’t weird or illegal. I intentionally put a space after the slash, it’s unrequited. Hawks was simply Shouto’s sexual awakening, just as I’m sure he was many other kids that age. Shouto never had any sort of attraction to anyone until Hawks showed up in the hero scene. At first he saw his press debut and was just ‘oh wow that man is very attractive. Guess I’m mildly attracted to boys now.’ And then he saw Hawks on tv, covered in soot, walking out of a burning building while holding a baby in one arm and a kitten in the other and he decided then and there that he would never look at another man in his life because no one could ever compare.

[dangeroustaintedflawed]

i have exams in less than 2 weeks but i physically can’t bring myself to study omfg. unproductiveness is an incurable disease.

[butdaddyilovehimmm]

a little snippet from ch 1 of Contra, said marvey secret identity BDSM club fic bc I can :)

“There, is that good,” Mike sighed, turning to Harvey, exasperated after his sixth time trying—and failing—to tie his bowtie. 

Harvey took a look at Mike, unable to stop the laugh that escaped his mouth at seeing the terribly lopsided bowtie. Unexpectedly, Harvey slid into the middle seat, closing the distance between the two. Reaching his arms out, he took the piece of fabric and worked his magic, fingertips brushing against Mike’s skin ever so slightly, sending jolts of electricity down his spine. Harvey expertly tied the fabric around his neck, Mike’s breath catching in his throat when he felt him tightening the knot around his neck. If he closed his eyes, it was almost as if Harvey was tightening a collar—

Oh fuck no. His mind was not going there. He shouldn’t be getting butterflies at Harvey doing something as simple as fixing his bowtie, but he couldn’t help but find it almost intimate. He was practically in Mike's face, clouding his thoughts, and he could feel Harvey’s hot breath on his face, a hint of mint and scotch in his breath. His lips were mere inches away and it was dizzying, but before Mike could do anything he might regret, Harvey scooted back into his seat. Mike was almost disappointed. For a brief moment, Mike wondered how Harvey’s soft lips would feel on his, how he’d taste.