AND ALSO .. iβve been avoiding the rest of their bsides in fear of getting attached β which .. has happened anyway so π€§π€§
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imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, heβs like damn youβve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie itβs been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.
this is what happened to bilbo baggins
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Honestly pokemon is the ideal universe not just because thereβs cute animals that are your life companions, but because they have walkable cities and adequate biking infrastructure
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[Day 286]
Redrawing whatever the heck tdy's hermit recap thumbnail was bc it looked so goofy HAJKSDHAWHW
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being a little cringe about french gays <3
(also I want them to have a biological child don't judge meπ)
also parents with the egg
I'll definitely draw their kid I already have some concept art for her it's just the matter of mood and timeπ
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more dead plate stuff :] look... does Rody deserve better??? YES. do i ship them anyways... also yes π
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