#sorry for taking so long to get to this I forgot my inbox existed

[m0llygunn]

director’s commentary on “eddie’s notes” pls pls pls! 🫶

omg i forgor sorry i took so long to answer this BUT YES directors cut ask game link to eddie's notes

thank you for this lil directors cut request!! especially with this fic, i feel like i've never really talked about it (maybe i have?). i look at this fic with a soft fondness because to me, this was my 'breakout' fic, if you will (humour me). it was the first time i ever had actual feedback on my stuff, so it is very special to me, but also!!! it makes me rescind into my own body like i have a physical reaction to the cringe whenever i attempt to reread it so im going off memory here lol

basically this fic had a few inspos! first was the scene from the movie the first time (with dylan o'brien (<3)) where they have their first time! spoiler!!! but it goes badly and then dylan (i dont remember what the characters name is) basically blames britt robertson's character, which yuck!ew!gross!, but just the awkwardness of the scene kind of set the stage for eddie's notes.

this fic was also inspired by the way that i was doing 'research' for my other fics. For the second part of same old song and dance I was perusing reddit forums where men were describing the best blow jobs they had ever received (i don't usually care for men on reddit's opinions but i was looking for new perspectives and feeling descriptors lol), and I was taking key words and choreographing the head scene based on some of the commentary there (quite literally taking notes in my google docs), and i had this moment where i was like .....okay what the fuck am i doing right now.... and then from there the idea was kind of born.

i think my favourite part of the fic is the beginning when reader says she's a virgin and then eddie's like "oh me too" as if he didn't already say it. I think its so lame and corny and eddie coded. My least favourite part is the contingency error with the timing of day (that i added in as an after thought without realizing it messed up the timeline (it was afternoon and by the time they were done fucking the second time the sun was setting, but it was summer time which means they fucked for hours??? because the sun sets at like 9pm in the summer????? and reader who talked about living with her parent never had them come home from work??? i fucked that up but you live and ya learn))

despite the error, i do think this is a really special fic for me because it was the first time i ever felt connected to something here. also i like attention and i got a lot of attention from this <3 (seriously though, all of the kind messages i received felt life changing in a way. it sounds dramatic, but i never share stuff with people in my life so sharing something and receiving that level of positivity really reached out to a deep part of my soul and schmacked a huge big honking wet nasty kiss on it, and i'll remember it forever and ever and ever. also just having people relate to your art always feels so special, and i'll never be able to describe how cool and all encompassing the feeling is that comes with it)

[soapyghostie]

Hi! It's the Chucky anon! Here's my request <3

Chucky has murdered reader, but now she is stuck following him around as a ghost. She isn't like... an unstoppable evil, she just messes with him since she has no other option. Something like...

Chucky, whispering: "Don't you fucking dare..."

Reader, looking at him dead in the eye: (shatters a vase alerting the potential victim)

She has a lot of fun teasing him even when he is not out for the kill, so they end up warming up to each other during the moments where she doesn't try to frustrate his schemes

Thank you again! <3

Sorry for when I had to reject your request because my inbox was closed at the time. Also, I’m sorry you had to wait so long for me to write your request Chucky Anon. I’ve been so busy with finals and finishing up the Track and Field season that I haven’t had time to write. 😫 However, I hope this was worth the wait. Hope you enjoy!

Charles ‘Chucky’ Lee Ray

It’s been several weeks since Chucky killed you. The police had already uncovered your body, ran tests, identified that it was a murder, sent you off to the morgue to get you cleaned up for your funeral, and buried in the ground. Now here you are in all your glory, haunting his ass for all eternity. At first your ghostly presence initially terrified him. You can’t blame him because wouldn’t every killer’s worst nightmare be getting haunted by their victims??? Anyways, however, as time goes on, he begrudgingly starts to enjoy your company, finding it less lonely than being on his own. 

When you discover that you have the power to manipulate objects, it’s all over for Chucky. You are constantly pulling pranks on him, like rearranging his possessions or making strange noises at night. Chucky would be like: “I’m pretty sure I left my knife right here… where the hell did it go???” While you are snickering, knowing damn well where you hid it (on top of the cabinet where his short midget ass can’t even reach it). 

You often play tricks on Chucky to prevent him from completing his kills. This sometimes even inadvertently saves his potential victims in the process. Such as when you accompanied him on one of his killing sprees and he caught you staring at a vase, knowing exactly what you were thinking. “Don’t you fucking dare…” Chucky whispered threateningly and you just stare him dead ass in the face, shattering the vase anyways. Let’s just say that his victim got away that day.  

Although you reluctantly accomplice Chucky and assist him in his schemes, you love to sabotage them for fun. However, You often feel guilty about the innocent lives Chucky takes and you struggle with your role in enabling his actions. Due to that, you sabotage his schemes whenever you can (you have fun at the same time doing it though).

Despite all the pranks and tricks, you and Chucky develop an odd bond through shared experiences and a dark sense of humor. He’ll often find himself venting his frustrations and insecurities to you while seeking your advice and your companionship in moments of loneliness.  

Despite the close bond you and Chucky created, you secretly long for peace and closure, hoping to find a way to move on from your ghostly existence. Due to that, there will always be tension between you two, as you never forgot that Chucky is ultimately responsible for your death.

[gofishygo]

mito mito mito hihi 😋

i’ve been having some thoughts n i felt like sharing w the class newayssss

so i was having bubble tea earlier and i started thinking,,,,what cod characters would like it? i feel like price def wouldn’t,,simon wouldn’t mind it but he does def think its too sweet and proper tea is superior and blah blah blah (i acc don’t know im kinda divided on that like i hc him as a sweet tooth but bubble tea,,,ehhh i feel like he wouldn’t like it all that much like he’d be all grumbly about it,,, idfk

johnny and gaz i think would like it lots ,,

i also think alex wouldn’t like it abd farah would (i js like hc farah as this secret softie ok leave me alone 😞)

but THAT got me thinking,,,, what other food preferences would they have ?? i think gaz would rlly like sushi (saw a fan art of him on a sushi date w the reader and i forgot who made it but ):$/:)/&!:!!!!! it was so cute) and i also think gaz would handle spicy food well ?? and he would like seafood in general methinks (tryna think of some select seafood items he wouldn’t like but im drawing a blank bc im vegetarian shusbssjnsuen)

idrk ab simon and johnny and price,,,,,,out of them 3, i feel like simon or johnny would have the biggest sweet tooth (they’re on like completely dif ends of the spectrum character wise but shh i js know it) but they all eat A SHIT TON like the food could be burned or too salty or smth but if they’ve js come back from a mission then they’re eating that shit UP. and asking for seconds. and thirds. they would still give u food feedback if it’s some other day tho

also johnny is extremely passionate about haggis. no i have never tried it yes i js know he is ok moving on

KONIGGGG hmmmm,,,, i have no fucking idea lmao i think? a lot of german cusine involves bread and stuff,,,so……………i think he’d have rlly bland meals idk

i’ve been rlly into keegan lately but i cant come up w anything for him aaaa

also gaz would be the only one who knows how to use chopsticks. the others would learn fast being in the military and all but gaz and chopstick skills js make sense???

ANYWAY im soso sry for rambling sm lmao this is a lot of words,,,,,and this isn’t a req by any means !!! js needed to hear ur thoughts bc food is js calling to me like “ok but would blank character like this” like. urgh. ok im done now i think but yeah food preferences for cod characters of ur choice

ALSO !!! THE IOS SHARK STICKERS REMIND ME OF U,,,,,look at them$:!!;&:!3 OK IM ACC DONE NOW BYE BEY MITO HIPE U DONT FALL ASLEPE READING ALL THAT

AHHH hi weebun !! ^^ i was literally having bubble tea with my sister like a few hours ago and when i checked the inbox n saw this i BOLTED !! sorry for never responding to this, i forgot inbox existed..,

notes: shittily wrote as this as a warmup/just general yap :> sorry for messiness and incoordination.., platonic, no warnings !! unless ur lactose intolerant idk

so you'll be jus chillin w the 141 on base and then say something like "boba is absolute gas shits better than normal tea" and of course, since the majority of the taskforce is british, you get absolutely fucking jumped for it. like- keep in mind, you say this price, the NUMBER ONE TEA AND BISCUTS DEFENDER, so you do end up getting toilet duty for a week with the explanation of 'uncordial behaviour.'

but after your deployment, you are the one to arrange where the 141 meet up. it's a little ritual you guys have developed to stay connected in between missions, one that makes your friendship seem a bit more real. sometimes the only thing that keeps your eyes open and heart pumping. and since you're an absolute fucking menace, you ask if you can meet around the heart of london- and then drag them all into the nearest bubble tea store you can.

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price... doesn't end up liking it. takes a total of two sips, nearly chokes on the pearls, and then sets the cup down. he claims he's been around long enough to know that this- like many other foods, is probably some 'trendy millennial bullshit that'll disappear in a solid few', but that doesn't help ease the insane side eye that he gets from the cashier.

but to your surprise, ghost seems somewhat okay with it. his face doesnt really change (from what you can tell- his mouth is still hidden due to some face mask he put on), but he seems neutral, relaxed, even. he mutters something along the lines of how it isn't too bad, but it doesn't beat a cuppa- to which you chose to ignore, and how he'll probably just stick to having an earl grey in the mornings. but a few months later, you catch him at the same boba store, and you cant help but giggle to yourself.

soap fucking inhales the drink. its genuinely concerning, to say the very least. he seems to like.. unhinge his jaw like some kind of snake, and then inhales the whole drink in what you think is a millisecond. and since he's the only scotsman on the team- thinks the whole 'tea n biscuits' ritual his colleagues have is utter stupidity, so not only does he now FREQUENTLY drink boba because he likes it- he also drinks out of utter spite.

gaz is the only one with a seemingly respectable opinion about boba, unfortunately. he's had it before, multiple times- it appeals to his sweet tooth and is the occasional treat after long missions. but unlike you, gaz does not value peace, and seems to keep egging soap on in chugging unreasonable amounts of the drink. (and he doesnt mention it, as he does not want to face the same punishment as you did, but he thinks that bubble tea is sometimes, just sometimes better than his cuppa.)

masterlist (some of my other stuff is better promise)

[yourloveaton]

Just scroll through everything I have missed. The fuck you mean Trickster doesn't sleep ?!?? What. Did I get it wrong? Am I not understanding something?

Plus, about my last ask about Undyne. Or if to be more concreting about the Asgore's "maybe ask Trickster to train Undyne a bit" part of the answer. I personally really can't see him doing this. Because Trickster is kinda...not..really... in the guard??? Like you get it? Yes, Sans started doing this while he was part of the guards, WE knew that. And yes, he might be associated with them in the eyes of other monsters. But realistically, how can someone who's identity you don't know be officially a part of the government structure? So that means you can't really say this person what to do. You can ask nicely and hope that this will work, but ehh idk about that

Of course, there is another explanation for this possibility. Trickster simply was given a job offer as part of a guards at some point from Asgore. And now he gets paid twice. As Sans and as Trickster. LMAO, just think about it XDD Which actually made me think, does Sans get paid at his job at the laboratory??? Or Gaster just taked him as an unpaid intern. Ahahahah, that would be cruel

OKAY I’m slowly getting back to the inbox IM SO SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT AGAIN 😭🙏🙏 It’s been so busy I couldn’t have the time to seriously sit down and write earnestly…

HAHAHA WHERE DID U GET TRICKSTER’S SLEEP HABITS FROM He does get sleep, but I guess it’s so little enough that nobody has seen him sleep or anything related to it rlly !!! Who knows 🤷

Yeahhh I get your reasoning !!! Let me try to brainstorm and explain what I’ve thought for Trickster’s position in royal guards and anything related to it

Asgore and Sans know each other, through Gaster since in this au Gaster and Asgore were friends that worked together, Gaster introduced the skelebros to Asgore long time ago

I in all honesty haven’t thought throughly about the Trickster’s royal guard role and its details yet cuz I’ve been working on his other parts of his lore, which took more priority as of now AHAHA

But as I was saying, Trickster’s existing connection with Asgore and how his silly reputation with the underground would have reached to Asgore’s ears eventually and and and UGHH MY BRAIN IS NOT WORKING SORRY Gaster could’ve told Asgore too actually AHAHHAAHA many possibilities happening here

but what I wanted to say is that, Asgore would know Trickster eventually and THAT IS WHY he could’ve asked Trickster to do little training session for Undyne since Asgore would’ve wanted her to learn and experience new things from someone different than himself, also it’s his close friend’s son like he’s sure he got some tricks up to his sleeve that could help undyne’s growth or WHATEVER I THINK THATS WHAT I THOUGHT AT THE TIME?? I genuinely don’t remember anymore….

Yeah sorry… I lowkey forgot most of it let me think again… The royal position he’s gotten could either be a sentry or u know, replacing someone’s role for a time because of reasons? Cuz one of the ideas I had was that Gaster heard Asgore’s talk about maybe royalty guards and role replacement or whatever was talked about so Gaster might’ve put Trickster to handle it??? IDEK IF I EXPLAINED IT PROPERLY IM SO SORRY I’m in brainstorm mode rn I’m not good with writing 😭😭😭

But errr errr yeahh something along the way, could be worked more on it later on..

Trickster was an unpaid intern for a while actually AHAHAHA but he did eventually start getting paid for it, not that it matters much cuz… yeah… they’re lowkey rich…. Trickster is a nepo baby 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

anyway, thank you so much for your asks again, I appreciate them SO SO MUCH you’ve got no idea !!! Makes me enjoy developing Trickster’s lore even more too ehehehee 💖💖💖 Let me know if u didn’t get any of these or just have another question heh

[buuberry00]

ahh so sorry to hear about the request that you got (⁠ ´⁠ ;⁠ ︵⁠ ;⁠ `⁠ )

Honestly , from what you described , they sound like those cutecore problematic TikTok accs wannabe , where they make slideshows romanticizing SH and mental illnesses such as hypersexuality (⁠ ╥⁠ ﹏⁠ ╥⁠ )

May I request Luka with a reader that knows Martial Arts or more dominant in the relationship ? ? I love girlboss x malewife tropes so much ahhhhh also hoping that this request could take your mind off from the request you got earlier (⁠ ◜⁠ ‿⁠ ◝⁠ ⁠ )⁠ ♡

I hope that youll feel better (⁠ ◍⁠ •⁠ ᴗ⁠ •⁠ ◍⁠ )⁠ ✧⁠ *⁠ 。your my favorite writer in this entire app so you matter a lot to me especially cs i cope with fiction , have a nice dayy (⁠ ◕⁠ ᴗ⁠ ◕⁠ ✿⁠ )

- 🌸

Thank you so much !! (^^) I know exactly what you mean about the cutecore problematic weirdos :-(

also so sorry for not seeing your DM sooner !! thank you for the sweet message though ! I love the fact that im like lowk getting fans on here lmaooo ><

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Luka x fem! reader

TW: none!

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okay first things first

luka is THE malewife

him in a cute lil apron that says "kiss the cook", making dinner and saying "welcome home dear/honey" as come home from your busy day

supports you!! comes to all of your martial arts tournaments and literally SCREAMS your name

"thats my wife!!" - luka, who's pointing at you and shouting at a random person. he just needs to show you off !

SHOWS YOU OFF

if youre out in public like on a date or smth or even just existing, he WILL acknowledge your existence to the world

"you see her? shes my wife. i know right? MY wife! I'm so lucky!" why do i feel like Luka would be the type of guy to like refuse to curse

"ah, gosh darn, I forgot where I put my car keys.."

he's fr like the ideal husband :3

he would randomly just get you a bouquet bc he wanted to, or bc they reminded you of him

matching wedding rings omg

like your name on the inside of his ring and vice versa !!!

he really really does love you :c

if your like somewhat or really muscular, he would like offer for you to bench press him LOLOLOLOL

"its okay, honey! i dont mind!" <- down bad for you, mrs. luka's wife

i think he'd be open to the idea of having kids with you. but if you dont want any, he'd happily settle for some pets (or even a rock collection!)

i think he would prefer being the little spoon! but on days when you need him and his comfort, he would love to hold you to his chest and whisper sweet nothings into your ear

when you wake up in the morning and see that your husband isnt beside you, you probably figure he's up early making breakfast for the two of you

he would leave love notes under your pillow omg 🥺🥺

overall 10/10 best hubby !!

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i hope you enjoyed ! sorry if its too short or too long (d_<)

but again, thank you so much for the sweet message. i really appreciate you guys. coming home from a long ass day and just seeing my inbox/DMs full of sweet messages literally makes my day/week so much better ! 💐💐

i love you guys! take care :)

-venus

[nxathyx]

Hiiiii! Could I request when tecchou’s s/o’s love language is worrying to mucho for him?

I legit forgot an inbox exists sorry for being late <33

Gn!reader x Tecchou Suehiro

Tw: cursing, mentions of reader pulling all nighters, other than that it's just fluff

°he'd definitely be a bit confused why you're so worried

"tecchou, im worried about you, you've been away from home a lot more"

"im the strongest hunting dog you needn't worry🙂

°if you cook for him because you're worried about him not eating enough he appreciates it so fucking much like oh my lord

° would definitely be worried if you stay up late at night and wait for him to get back from work

° would hug you and apologise for being away and worrying you too much

° whenever he's away he texts you every single day or calls you just to tell you he's indeed alright

° would get worried about you worrying about him too much

° 100% tries to reassure you on a daily basis that he is okay, however he'd be lying if he said he didn't appreciate how much you worry about him

° would definitely allow you to bandage his wounds if it makes you feel better

° at first he tried just not telling you how badly he was injured during a mission but after some time he realised it caused you to worry even more so now he's open about it with you, showing you the scars and trying to reassure you that he's fine and has a high durability

° okay if you're also a hunting dog I just imagine everyone looking at you two like "🤨😐🙁😒

"you could've gotten hurt, you idiot. Do you not realise how worried about you I was?"

"im sorry, my love. But I'm here with you now, aren't i? I'm alright, not even a single injury"

"can you two like.. Stfu??"

You and Tecchou have been dating for quite a bit now. He's a hunting dog causing him to be away from home more often than not, which leaves you worried and stressed about his health, both mental and physical.

The clock was about to trike 1 am as you were sat on the couch, drinking a cup of coffee, wearing one of Tecchou's basic white t-shirts as you enjoyed the taste of the bitter liquid running down your throat. You didn't know when Tecchou would come home, and that thought worried you even more as you're leg started bouncing up and down slightly in anxiety as you continued to await your lovers arrival. You looked back at the clock.. 1.34 am. And he's still not back, by this point you finished your cup of coffee as you stood up from the sofa to go and rinse the cup out, deciding you'll just leave it in the sink and wash it in the morning, as you were leaving the kitchen you heard the front door getting opened with the house key, happily and excitedly you walked over to the door, basically throwing yourself at Tecchou as soon as he closed the door behind himself.

"hm.. Why aren't you in bed yet? I think I told you to not wait for me all night long again" he said a bit quietly, he seemed tired as his arms wrapped around your waist, his palms resting on your lower back

"i know, I'm sorry. I just couldn't help but worry about when you'd get back" you replied looking at him before frowning slightly. "you look exhausted.. C'mon let's go to bed" you said as you grabbed Tecchou's fingers, leading him up the stairs into your shared bedroom, taking his hat and cape off of him, placing it on a random chair

Tecchou just smiled a little and complied before taking some clean pijamas and going to the bathroom to change into them, coming back a bit later to see you already sat in your bed, just waiting for him to accompany you. He layed down beside you, placing his head on you stomach, as one of his hands went to your hip, he sighed contently as he felt your hand go into his hair and playing with the brown locks, making him close his eyes.

"you worry me too much.."

"i know.. I'm sorry dear" there was peaceful silence for a bit before he spoke quietly "I love you" he said taking your other hand in his, bringing it closer to his mouth as he placed delicate, Angel like kisses on the back of your hand, fingers, and knuckles.

"i love you too"

[backseat-l0ver]

hello lol idk if this tumblr exists anymore? but I fuck with your work HEAVY lol I love the way you write, and I’m not sure why nobody’s mentioned it but after consuming almost everything I could about Trey Parker nobody mentioned how every time he has an on screen kiss his hands are all over their neck, wether it’s his hand on the side of their face or knotting in their hair he always has a hand close to their neck and I’m not well about it lmfao and I’ll continue to scream into your inbox and it as long as it’s allowed lol

HAI i'm still here just very unmotivated n busy 😞😞😞 every time i try to write idk where to take it or how to end it!!! i'd love to talk with other writers on here pls help me... i don't plan on ever going to school to become a published author or anything but it's fun i just get nervous that i'll be judged or my writing is like it was when i was 12 years old posting on wattpad lol. seeing this is making me feel so much better about my writing though THANK YOU ANON. it makes me so so soooo happy seeing that ppl actually like my ideas and how my brain works!!!

18+ pls and thank you past this point

it's been almost 2 years since i've watched their live action movies so apologies cus i forgot a lot about what happened in them lmao. trust i will rewatch them soon cus i just recently got back into south park 😭 the trey brainrot has been so strong lately

this is so real though and we do not talk about it enough... he is SO touchy around the face and neck omfg... it makes him look so desperate and hopeless oh my. he knows EXACTLY what he was doing. visually in shows and movies that is my FAVORITE THING EVER ALWAYS. there's a certain possessiveness about it that makes me all gooey inside. personally i love my neck being touched n such as well so it literally gives me goosebumps and chills seeing stuff like that. UGH! SOMEBODY CAST THIS MAN IN A REAL ROMCOM FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!

also can we talk about the scene in basketball where he admits to fucking his jacket sleeve THAT LIVES IN MY HEAD RENT FREE. augh i love pathetic men that are perverted like that omg more people need to write about that scene PLEASEEE!!! (i will be one of them someday). WHEN i get over my fear of posting stuff for fun i will be writing more about pathetic touch starved trey parker characters TRUSTTT

sorry i'm a freak and i need someone to match my freak i hope this wasn't too much lmao. thank u again for the kind words and yes pls keep filling my inbox!!!

[cucco-bites-back]

hey guys 👋 mini vent rant below the cut

My mental health has not been all to great these past couple weeks so…sorry for no comic stuff. I haven’t actually talked to anybody in…well, a while. A long while. I’d honestly wouldn’t be surprised if y’all forgot I existed, at this rate. Well, am alive. Just haven’t been doing too hotly.

Feel like I’m tryna trudge through waist-high mud, and I’m so tired that I’m wondering if it would be easier to just sink. Making small progress where I can, it’s just been really chaotic here. Getting closer and closer to a breaking point and I don’t know where it will land me. Taking small steps to try and piece myself together, and keep it together, before people come back at me with a hammer. Progress on comic will be slow for a while, it is what it is.

Hope y’all are doing well, those who see this. If anybody sees this. This blog hasn’t had more than like 10 notes since it started. Oh well.

love y’all 🫶

Edit: I got discord back so if anybody wants the user just dm/leave an inbox message

[i-eat-deodorant]

YOUR ART INSPIRES ME SO MUCH. I can't explain it. I get so caught up with my shit and work and life and constantly think "man, what's even the point in writing, it's never gonna go anywhere." but then I see anything you draw and it like, gives me hope man. Your style is exactly the way I've been imagining my characters for the past three years I've been writing. Everytime I see your art on my dash I get this bright hope, a reminder that yeah, maybe I'm never going to be an author, but who am I hurting? It's like seeing my thoughts in front of me, that my character's could exist, that I should stop myself from invalidating them and their story.

Same anon as all the times before lmao, sorry if this is annoying at all, I just feel so hopeful when I see your art and wanna barf it at you each time. You inspire me, your art like, reminds me that not everying sucks, that there's still room for passion and creativity despite the world around us.

thank you so much for your kind words anon!! sorry for taking so long to answer you i did see this two days ago but got so excited every time i read it that i forgot to respond.

and no you're absolutely not annoying!! i don't get many inbox messages so it's been an absolute joy to receive and read yours. i'm so happy my stuff is an inspiration to you! i hope you do end up writing out your ideas and characters--even if you don't end up sharing with the world, it's good to jot things down to look back on two, five, ten years down the line.

🫵 your characters are worth talking about. you are worthy of telling their stories.

[partially-controlled-chaos]

I was asked by both @beardedladyqueen and @thoughts-of-bear about 5 things that make me happy and my dumbass completely forgot these were in my inbox so I’m so sorry for the delay in actually answering. BUT with that being said, I finally have answers! Thank you both so much for the ask! ❤️

1. Spooky shit. I LOVE spooky shit. Halloween. Horror movies. Ghost stories. The paranormal. Graveyards. The occult. Everything. I was absolutely watching horror movies I should NOT have been watching at like 5 years old and “Friday Night Scary Movie Night” was a staple in my household. Popcorn, really poorly made B rated horror movie, staying up late, and trying to not get scared was a weekly thing and I miss having those movie nights. But because of that my love for anything spooky has bled into my adult life and now it’s just a way of life. So if you ever want to swap ghost stories I’ll be your best friend. 👻

2. Early mornings. I mean like that wonderfully quiet time between 3am and 5:30am. If it’s staying up that late or waking up that early (exception being when I have to wake up at that time for work), I love that time of night/early morning. Things are usually quiet and peaceful and it’s just a really nice time to kind of just exist without the hustle of daily life. As given by my username, my life can be absolutely chaotic at times so it’s nice to be able to have moments to just kind of be. And in relation to the above point, late nights mean spooky times. And as a side note, that time of morning in Animal Crossing New Horizons is amazing.

3. Relaxing in spring/fall weather. Kind of related to the above topic, but when I can’t be up in the super early mornings, I love sitting outside when it’s nice weather in spring or fall and just unwind. I don’t do it as much now because I don’t have a yard, but when I was a kid I loved just laying out in a hammock in nice weather and either take a nap or read. I could get a hammock for my back porch but if I did that I’d have to fight off a horde of spiders and I would just rather not.

4. Playing nostalgic (to me) games. So in addition to spooky movie nights, playing video games was HUGE in my house. My mom started playing Crash Bandicoot on PS1 in the ye olden days of 1996 so I grew up playing that and Spryo the Dragon mostly. So now when I have down time between other games I play or am super stressed, I’ll replay the hell out of those games. I was overjoyed when they did the trilogies of both games for PS4 so now I can play them whenever I want and it’s fantastic. My PS2 and all my games were stolen so for a long time I didn’t have the ability to play my favorite games, so when they were remastered for a system I owed it was the happiest day of my life. Also grew up on the Sly Cooper series that became an absolute obsession for me for a solid decade so when they remastered it for the PS3 I was in absolute heaven.

5. Writing fan fiction. So this is not something new for me, but it’s something I’ve rediscovered (thank you Baldur’s Gate 3). I wrote fan fiction yearsssss ago when I was in high school, so like…2011-2016 I think is when I stopped? Really I think I stopped in 2014 but according to the trusty fanfiction account I posted one thing in 2016? Anyway, not important. I stopped writing when I got into college because things because more hectic, I was busy, life was absolutely kicking my ass, and the fandom I wrote for was dying down so eventually I just lost the desire to write. But now that I’ve gotten settled as an adult and thanks to the glory that is BG3, I’ve regained the desire and want to write again and it’s honestly so, so nice. I can’t write as frequently as I did when I was in high school, but damn do I enjoy it. I’ve found it’s a way I can express myself in ways that I actually feel confident in what I do. I can’t draw to save my life, but I do feel that writing is where I can be creative and feel good about it. May not always be the best work, but I have fun doing it. I also love reading fan fiction. Reading how people take genres and reimagine them or completely twist it is always so fun so look into. Creativity for the win, my dudes.

Anyway, thank you again for asking me and I’m sorry it took so long to actually post this!

[randomnameless]

Hiii I'm the one who sent the crest removal ask ages ago. Had to do a double take when I saw it LOL I forgot I vented in your inbox!

I would like to clarify that the giant word vomit I sent was mainly to explain why I had no issue with Crest removal existing as an option for humans since IMO it never truly belonged to them. That said, I don't believe the procedure should be forced on all crest bearing humans.

I mainly see it as an option for 2 scenarios.

1. Someone wants their own crest removed.

Maybe they hate their crest or maybe their crest is killing them. Whatever their reasons, If they want it gone they should have the option to get it removed. Id argue that people should be allowed to make decisions about their own body and health. Like you can be born with something and hate it and get the option to remove it. More power to ya, harms no one. At best itll piss off the people who think you shouldn't get to decide what to do with your body. Personally I can see Marianne, Sylvain, Lysithea wanting it removed.

2. Someone who blatantly abuses their crests/power.

You could argue that it's blood and that's biological and thus it's always unethical to remove it from someone.

Id argue that In Fodlan, humans view crests as more than just special blood they inherited. It's a tool, a commodity, a weapon , a status symbol. it is tangible power. So it should be treated as such.

Is it unethical to forcibly remove a humans crest when they have shown themselves to be corrupt ? To remove power from those who would abuse it ? to remove a weapon from someone who would harm others with it ?

Perhaps it is unethical, But IMO its even more unethical to let those who blatantly abuse such power keep that power when you know you can remove it.

A similar example would be from Avatar the last Airbender. when Aang chose to remove fire lord Ozai's ability to firebend instead of ending his life, thus ending the hundred year war. You can argue that this is unethical, but IMO it's the lesser evil.

If Edelgard couldn't be killed for whatever reason, the double crests should be removed (among other things ofc! Humans don't need crests to be genocidal assholes, but removing a warmongers superpowers means one less thing for the world to worry about.)

Ultimately, It's not about punishing descendants for the crimes of their ancestors, it's about the crimes they are guilty of commiting and preventing them from doing it again.

Anyways, thanks for taking the time to respond to my ask! it's fun to hear your thoughts on it. And sorry for word vomitting into your ask box a second time ><

No pbs anon!

it's part my fault for taking so long to reply lol

In 1. That would be good, even if bar the ones who have two crests, I wonder who would like to have their crest removed.

Maybe Sylvain, once everything with Sreng is settled so there's no need to keep a military force on the border? But it depends on their good-will and, sadly, with the history Fodlan has I'm not sure a lot of people would like to have them removed lol

Option 2 though...

Bar the usual "who gets to decide", we're back to the "an eye for an eye" stuff, part of the reasoning why some people had their hands chopped when they were found out guilty of thieving is because they used said hands to steal.

But yeah, as a punition for abusing said power, maybe crests could be removed - sorry for not having understood in your earlier ask the fact you meant crest removal as a punition for someone's own crimes and actions, and not payback for what Momo or Goneril did eons ago!

As you said though, removing crests wouldn't solve everything, Supreme Leader would still try to MAGA without her crest, Miklan doing bandit things did them without a crest, etc etc.

We still face the issue of Nabateans - what if they abuse their power for some reason (or are accused of doing so) - and the "crest removal" process results in their death? We would still have this biological difference between Nabateans, and humans.

Granted, I like situation 1 because in an AU where this possibility exists, maybe some characters would have realised they barked at the wrong tree, like, take Sylvain for instance, crying because women want to marry him due to his crest - crest removed, so women won't try to court him, right?

Well, no, because Sylvain is still the son of one of the most prestigious families in Faerghus, so crest or no crest, he has expectactions to met, and will be seen as a higher "prize" by some people than Garfield the cart driver.

[captainderyn]

Runs at your inbox at full speed. 6, 11, 15, 25; otp asks for Ros + Five!!!!

Ask and ye shall recieve Roslynd/Five goodness!

EDIT: I put this is my drafts for safe keeping in JUNE and forgot it was here I am so sorry

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6. Do they have pet names for each other? Do they like them?

Not so sure that these quite fall under pet names, but Five's one to call Roslynd, "My love/dear/darling" very very frequently in his smooth Kaasi accent that would make anyone melt like butter. It also isn't a pet name but he's one of the only people to call Roslynd by her full name instead of Ros, which in its own way carries a bit of intimacy.

For Roslynd, she knows that Five has gone by his cipher designation for so long that calling him Val (very rarely Valetyn) in of itself is like calling him by a more intimate name. I think the most pet-namey she gets with him is "my love/love" consistently. But she's also absolutely come up with the most ridiculous nonsense known to man that makes Five stop in his tracks and go "WHAT did you just call me??"

11. What good do they bring out in each other?

OOF so much. They both bring out so much good in each other. Roslynd grounds Five a lot, especially when they first reconnect and he's still actively in the field. She reminds him of his humanity, that he's not just a weapon. She also brings out a sense of humor in him, albeit dry. Five is a very serious person who often takes things very literally and Ros helps him loosen up a bit, get a bit more mischief in him.

In their Academy days, Roslynd brings Five out of his shell. He was very content to work-aholic his way through training and exist on his own, but Roslynd (aside from challenging him academically in their little rivalry) dragged him out away from studies and that's how he met his core group of friends, such as Rhys.

Conversely, Five brings out a mellower side of Roslynd. She's very intense in a very high energy way, and Five's quieter form of intensity tends to balance her out. They're both lovely counter balances to each other. Roslynd also finds that Five brings out a softer side of her, one who isn't as sharp and down-to-business.

15. What habits or characteristics have they picked up from each other?

Roslynd has picked up getting way too attached to the agents from Five.

Roslynd picked up making her office less clinical and more home-y from Five. She didn't realize she could bring in softer lamps that don't give her headaches until she went into his for the first time and went "WAIT you changed the lighting??" xD

Ros has definitely found herself accidentally falling into some of Five's mannerisms in conversation, such as his nonverbal acknowledgements or irritated "hmphs" (you know when you're around someone long enough you start picking up their vocabulary as your own?)

Five has definitely picked up on things from Ros, he's just refusing to offer them up in my brain.

25. Who said “I love you” first?

This might be unexpected, but Five :3

In their Academy days when they had their 'right person wrong time' thing going, Roslynd voiced how much she cared for Five and it was painfully obvious that he's in denial head over heels for her but was never voiced as "I love you".

By the time they begin working together again, Roslynd is just so relieved to have Five back in her life while still recognizing there's several years of trauma now on the shoulders of the man she loved/loves and she doesn't know if he still feels the same. So she is generally content to just things take their course and go where they may. It's Five who finally takes that step and admits his love for her and they go from there!

[gerry-the-archivist]

Hehe, A Strange Song, Part one

Statement of Avery Brown, regarding her odd encounter with a stranger in a local park.

[Statement begins.]

I suppose it wasn’t an all too interesting day.. It was late afternoon, and I was exploring some woods in a local park, looking for any interesting plants I could draw.. I go out there regularly, it’s always very peaceful, just some kids playing and a few couples on dates, occasionally some teenagers looking for trouble, but it was especially serene that day, only a few kids playing in the open spaces. Well, as I was wandering into the more heavily forested areas, taking a few pictures of any mushrooms, flowers, or otherwise interesting finds I came across, I started finding more flowers than usual. Not that it was strange at the time, there were just slightly more than other places in the woods. A few roses, tulips, peonies, and a magnolia tree that I had never noticed before. i didn’t think anything of it, I had probably just never ventured this way before. After a moment of looking at all the blooms and sketching a few, I tuned into a sound I hadn’t noticed before. I heard singing... or, I suppose it wasn’t an actual person singing, probably a song being played on someone’s phone. It was hard to tell, honestly… There was no backtrack, no music or anything, but there was an echo, and quiet whistling along with the tune, so it couldn’t have been a persons raw voice. I think this would be the point to add, I wear hearing aids, so it could’ve been an effect of them, or some form of malfunction? I’m not sure. Either way, after a moment or two of processing, I decided it was probably just another park-goer, listening to music and enjoying the forests atmosphere. After all, the song was quite soothing, if not very slightly off putting… kind of like a child’s nursery rhyme or lullaby, maybe? I didn’t recognize it, so I sadly can’t give you a song name or artist. I, being the, in this case detrimentally, curious person I am, wandered over to the sound, wanting to know who was playing it. The source of the music was in a clearing, the flowers were getting more abundant as I got closer, and it seemed like the clearing itself was a small flower field. Despite how pretty they were, it was starting to feel unnatural, and I started to get that sinking gut feeling that something was off. In the center of the clearing was a large magnolia tree, with someone? Something? Leaning on it. They… looked human enough? They had what seemed like pure white skin, way too pale to be natural, long light pink hair, some of it pulled into a small ponytail, and their eyes were closed. I wish I could tell you more about what they looked like, but it’s all just a blur.

-🎵anon

alright, suspecting this is a stranger statement so far. i’ll have to get the second page, this one’s incomplete

(ooc: sorry i forgot to get to this one i keep forgetting my inbox exists)

[pulim-v]

Hiiii!!!

I know you said your inbox is overflowing, but if you're still up for the character ask game, how about Barney from DE:PP with 4 and 6 and N from pokemon black/white with 2 and 24? :)

Hi Heart! Again, I'm so so sorry for taking so long with these, I hope you don't mind '- w-)

Barney

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

My first thought was a video game! I think Barney could be a really fun videogame protagonist, and if it's a case where combat is required it could either use his wrestling moves or have him use Pugsly's fez like he did in s2e10 - in general I just think his design, personality and character dynamics could work really well in a videogame setting :]

6. What's something you have in common with this character?

Going for perhaps too deep of a similarity but we are both extremely conflict avoidant in a terrible way LMAO like I can totally see Barney not replying to someone because he forgot to do so at first and then it just spiraled into "oh my god they hate me it's best if I just never reply so they completely forget about my existence" (<- literally happened to me. Multiple times)

N

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

Going for a game fact rather than a manga fact, I really like that on all his in-game battles he always has a different team, it gives the impression that rather than capture pokemon he just befriended them locally and is asking for a favor, and that offers a really nice vibe to him imo like yeah he DOES believe in Team Plasma's goals even if almost no one else does

24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?

For some reason I get slight Silver the Hedgehog vibes - maybe it's the color schemes being similar, maybe it's the fact that both are idealistic antagonists who are ultimately just being manipulated by the Big Bad, I can't really pinpoint why I see it lol

[tulip-room]

imma go right ahead and slide right in here to match your freak

it seems that an analysis of my hq fav is on the order tonight... may i present to you... kageyama tobio, the king of my heart <33 (i love him so much it's not funny)

let see...

tobio's started off with such a complex character and backstory, he loves volleyball, having learnt it from his grandfather with his elder sister, and after she stops playing it, i think it becomes his only connection to his grandfather when he passes away :( (please i have such grandparental trauma like tobio no one touch me)

so he holds on to it, believing in his grandfather's words that someone better will come along if he keeps playing (besides his passion and love for volleyball ofc) then we see hinata entering his life, having the guts to challenge him and calling him out on his mistakes even though he's nowhere near as good as tobio. we see this happen, and other characters, even though they are more skilled than hinata, does not know how to nitpick with kageyama, so! hinata is his someone better who finally came along

backtracking for a bit here, we also see him get mad at hinata after their first competition in middle school, because he was upset about what hinata had been doing all this time, when hinata had the talent, why hadn't he found him sooner?

hinata's offhanded comment during the practice match against date tech was soooo important to tobio's growth and acceptance of himself. something along the lines of "what's wrong if kageyama becomes the king of the court again? personally if i didn't like what kageyama tells me i'm just gonna ignore him"

hinata showed tobio that it's fine to be himself, to demand things from his hitters, to be crowned the king of the court once again and be proud of it. of course, now he is learning to also take in consideration the state of his teammates, and to say things in a better tone to get his point across rather than just exploding at his teammates!

but before hinata said this, he didn't think it was acceptable for him to demand his hitters to do better, because in his experience, it only led him to damnation when his kitagawa daiichi teammates abandoned him on the court. but now! he learns that it's okay to speak his mind, and ask more of them, as long as he can do it in a better way so he can get his point across effectively!!

i'm gonna stop right there before i even go to the nekoma vs karasuno spring tournament match HAHAHAAHA

in conclusion i love kageyama tobio so much </3

lowkey forgot inboxes existed lol, also been a bit busy I'm so sorry love <333333

I know you love him lol, I have realized I've read more fic for him recently than I have for my faves and shuddered

I give you fluff to combat your angst you gave me smh

kags trying to push everyone away but you not letting him and he becomes appreciative of this once he stops being upset

he holds your hand when you get upset because he would rather you talk to him about what is upsetting you/ sit with you than either of you walk away while upset

he smiles when he sees you attend his games

he is cheesy but we can thank Wikihow for it lol

ILY AVE <3

Match My Freak ! askbox event

[voxmortuus]

Baby! I may I have a Jason Dean fic, something along the lines of choas and public sex? Pretty please? I have another request too, but I will submit that one later.

PAIRING: Jason Dean x Fem!Reader

UNIVERSE: Heathers

WORDS: 936

SUMMARY/PROMPT: See above <3

Trigger Warning(s): OPRA SINGING SMMMMUUUUUUUUUT!!! | Public Sex | Fingering | Handjob | Cockwarming | Creampie | Unprotected Vaginal Penetration | Talk of Shooting | PLEASE TELL ME IF I FORGOT ANYTHING!!! I want to make sure readers are fully aware of what they are getting themselves into when they read this…

NOTE: Sorry if this isn't what you expected, I'm hoping this finds you well love!

IMAGE CREDIT: Google I DO NOT CLAIM OWNERSHIP OF THESE IMAGES. If these are yours or you know who the creator(s) is please INBOX me and let me know. Thank you.

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Chaos, everywhere you look, there is chaos. Your existence, your entire life, is chaos, from the cigarettes you smoke to the boys you date. It's all chaos. Jason Fuckin' Dean, that boy was nothing but chaos, and you thrived on it. You fed on it. It was the only thing you had in life that kept you on your toes. He was this beacon of blackness that swallowed you whole and devoured your entire life, but you know what, you don't mind it. You love it just as much as you love him.

"Did you see the look on their faces?!" He laughs this manic laugh as he finds his way to the back of the subway.

"They nearly shit themselves!" You laugh.

"They thought the bullets were loaded!"

"That man called the police, you know! They'll be looking for us!"

"Good! They won't find us!" Jason laughs another manic laugh.

He pulls you into his lap, and he lights himself a cigarette. People give him a stare, but he pays them no mind. You take the cigarette from him, taking a drag and placing it back between his lips. Your hand cradles the nape of his neck, your fingernails grazing his skin under his hairline.

Before long, he tossed the cigarette to the floor, stomping it out with his foot. He rests his hands on your thighs and runs his hand up your leg, stopping and nudges your legs apart. You giggle a bit and shake your head at first before he forces them apart and slides his fingers between your thighs, and slips his fingers between your lower lips, and you gasp, gripping at his hair. He gives a chuckle and moves his fingers around your sweet spot, and you let off another moan.

You try so hard to be quiet, but it's so difficult. You bury your face into his neck as he keeps going. Looking over you, he kisses you softly and nips at your lip- taking your moans into his mouth, he moves his fingers rougher. You let out a squeak and press yourself into him. You move a bit, noticing his rather large excitement.

Biting your lip, you move a little bit more, and he smirks and reaches down and unzips his pants and unbuttons his boxers and looks over you, and smiles.

"Play with it, Princess." He smirks.

You nod your head and take the warm flesh in your hand, stroking his cock in such an almost hidden way. He wasn't caring who was paying attention. The subway, mostly empty, and most of them had headphones on. He groaned as you stroked him. Pressing your forehead against his, you let out a shaky breath, and he moves his fingers a little faster, rubbing your clit with his thumb, he smirks.

"Fuck baby, how about you get on it. Just hold it there." He smirked.

The idea of cock-warming was appealing to you. You nod softly and straddle him, facing him, you lower yourself on his hard cock and wrap your arms around him, trying hard not to move, letting the motion of the subway work for you. You let out a shaky breath and bite your lip as you grip the back of his head, his hair in your grasp.

"What are you thinking?"

"Are you seriously asking me that in a moment like this?" You give a breathy chuckle.

"Uhh, yeah, I am. Thoughts?"

"You feel so good."

"Puzzle piece?"

"My missing piece."

"Perfect fit huh Princess?" He grunts a bit.

"Of course." You whimper.

The subway rocked and jolted, people getting off and on gave a slight stare, but your skirt was just long enough to cover what needed to be hidden.

Your fingers play with his hair, and he attaches his lips to your neck, sucking on it, drawing blood to the surface from the force of the suction, leaving a mark on your neck. You let out a soft moan. The more the subway moved, the heavier your breath got. You let out a shaky breath as he adjusts you slightly. Gripping at his hair, the subway makes you bounce slightly, causing you to grip his cock with your walls, letting you massage him, in turn causing him to growl.

Feeling the slight rub against your sweet spot and the friction against your bud nearly causing you to finish with such subtle moments of motion. You press your forehead against his.

"I'm so close." You let out breathily.

"I want to feel you finish." He growls, gripping your ass tightly.

"Yeah?" You ask him.

"Make a mess on my cock." He tells you.

"Who do I belong to?"

"Me baby, your pussy belongs to me, your ass belongs to me, your mouth belongs to me, your hands belong to me, your mind belongs to me."

"Is your cock mine?"

"All your's baby. Cum for me."

With a shake, you bite your lip and bury your face into his shoulder and try to not let out a scream as your body shakes and quakes. Feeling your juices ooze. He gives a slight thrust and finishes deep inside you.

You sit there a bit and let out a slow breath as you move back, watching as he puts himself away. Your legs spread causes his and your juices to drip onto the floor of the subway. An onlooker licks his lips and shakes his head adjusting, in his seat.

You sit next to him, your hands in your lap, your legs pressed tightly together giggling a bit. You look at him and he smirks.

"Slushie?" He offers.