#sorry if i got to this really late i dont check my inbox

[redvelvetrootbeerfloat]

Top 5 Blorbos

TOUGH ONE

hmmmmm

1. peter parker, i love spiderman. i quite literally changed my legal name to peter

2. bojack horseman :/ i am problematic

3. leslie knope (parksnrec) understands me on a psyiological level that people in real life are incapable of

4. blaine anderson and kurt hummel (glee) but only together. they are very annoying without one another to balance eachother out

5. harley quinn (the hbo max cartoon) shes perfect shes everything

[f4nrir]

OH MY LORD. am the previous anon who requested the bottom Miguel and you just made my day. If you dont mind can I keep requesting bottom Miguel? Okay so if you dont mind and if still open can this be a little continue story. So Miguel remembers the first time him and reader did it and with the camera watching them and he loves the idea so much. That reader visits him at work and fucks him at his desk with the door unlocked so there is a chance anyone can come in and degrading him.And also do you take known anons because am coming back for your moonknight and this if you dont mind.

desperation part II

miguel o'hara x male reader

note: hey anon! thank you for requesting bottom miguel, it's really fun writing these. i do take known anons, feel free to drop by and visit my inbox! i'll be looking forward to it.

cw: bottom!miguel, office sex, exhibitionism(?), unprotected anal, oral, sir kink.

word count: 1.4k

after the night of patrolling, miguel’s thoughts about you failed to stop. he couldn’t focus on his work, which was the number one thing he was most devoted to. he sat at his desk, sighing as he tried his best to focus on the work at hand. his mind began to wander and he was curious, wondering if he could find the footage from that night. as embarrassing it was to admit, he wanted it for selfish reasons but to also make sure no one had had their hands on it yet. 

miguel leaned forward and began typing into the system, putting in the coordinates they were located at that night. he got access to the cameras and hesitated momentarily before clicking on the timestamp that you both were there. he clicked on it, letting the video play and his face flushed as it recorded everything you both had done. he was surprised that it picked up audio as well, your combined moans filling the air. he watched how you thrust inside of him and how you filled him up, which flustered him even more. he turned around, checking if anyone was behind him just in case someone were to see what was on his screen. realizing someone wasn’t there, he looked back at the screen and began touching himself to the thought of you doing this to him again.

“ah.. fuck,” his moans filled his office as he touched himself, unaware of anything else around him. 

you decided to visit miguel at work, as you wanted to surprise him and check out what he was doing. he always worked late into the night, sometimes forgetting how to take a break and help himself. however, you were always there to remind him to do the things he needs to do for himself, and because of that he had always appreciated you for this and made him fall harder for you.

before you entered his office, you stood outside the door as you heard faint sounds of him, and you felt your heart drop. if he were doing something in there with someone else, you wouldn’t know what to do with yourself. you took a deep breath and turned the knob, stepping inside of his office and saw miguel lazily touching himself to the footage of you both. your eyes widened and you closed the door behind you, hoping that nobody had heard that.

miguel jumped back and covered his lap with his hands, eyes widening as well. “i didn’t expect you to come– i’m sorry,” he tried to click out of the footage but you stopped him as you grabbed his jaw to make him look up at you.

“don’t be sorry… you like that don’t you? being watched as i mercilessly fuck you?” you said with your voice filled with lust and confidence, and that was enough to make miguel melt under your touch.

“yes, i do sir..” he mumbled under his breath and you felt your breath hitch at this name he called you. you felt powerful and you knew you had him then. you spun his chair towards you to make him face you and you looked down at his throbbing cock, precum pathetically leaking out as it rested on his thigh.

“strip” you ordered and miguel looked at you then at the door. you raised a brow and looked behind you, noticing that the door was unlocked. 

“cat got your tongue, mutt?” you asked and miguel whimpered into your touch as you grabbed his chin, “don’t make me say it again”

miguel frantically took his clothes off and you watched him undress, slowly palming yourself at the sight of him like this. “get on your knees” you ordered and miguel did what you asked, immediately getting on his knees and he knew what to do. he began to unbuckle your belt but you slapped his hand away, raising a brow at what he was doing.

“did i say you could do that? beg.” you crossed your arms together and he looked at you with such submission and slutty eyes.

“please, sir. let me take you in my mouth, i need it. i need you–,” he put his face against your bulge, mouthing you through your pants. you groaned in response, not wanting to swat him away.

“please” the way he begged made you feel weak, unable to keep watching him like this. 

“if you word it like that, how could i resist you?” you let him unbuckle your belt and take your cock out, gently touching you as he put the tip in his mouth. you moaned at the touch of his warm mouth as he took all of you with no problem, feeling yourself hit the back of his throat.

“miguel– oh fuck, your mouth feels so good. you were meant to do this…” you grabbed his head and began fucking into his mouth, not caring about his muffled whines and pleas to stop. “take it like the good boy you are” you hissed at him, causing the other to moan against you and quicken his pace.

miguel then began to palm himself and you noticed, quickly pushing his arm away with your leg. he whined, looking back up at you as he continued to suck you off. his lips wrapped around your cock, along with the sounds his mouth would make as he sucked made it all overwhelming for you to take. you ran your fingers through his hair as he continued and your climax began to reach its peak. 

“lo estás haciendo muy bien,” you whispered and got him off of you, earning a groan from miguel. you pointed at his desk and he got up immediately, using the table to stabilize himself as he bent over for you. he looked back at you as you positioned yourself and a loud moan escaped his lips as you pushed your tip inside of his hole. miguel looked down at the floor as he covered his mouth, stifling his moans as you fucked into him. “s..so tight, miguel,” you threw your head back as you moved your hips against him, the sound of skin slapping filling the air along with your shared moans. 

then a sudden knock against the door made you jump, causing miguel to move and make you slip out of him. you grabbed his hips and forced yourself back inside of him, earning a loud yelp from him. 

“miguel?” ben called out as he reached for the doorknob, attempting to open it. the rattling of the knob made miguel’s eyes widen and he yelled, “hold on! i’m f–focusing here!” as you continued your pace, abusing his prostate with each thrust.

“okay, thought i heard somethin’. sorry,” he quickly let go of the doorknob and walked away, hearing his footsteps fade away. 

“are you serious? what if he caught us?” he gritted his teeth but you looked at him with a smirk, purposefully slamming into him to get a reaction out of him.

“you like that, don’t you? fucking disgusting pervert,” you placed a hand on his hip while the other gripped onto his hair, angling your thrusts just right. miguel gasped into the air, unable to control his loud moans and whimpers of your name. 

at this point, you knew everyone could hear you and you didn’t care. miguel? he was too lost in your sex to care about anyone knowing about this since he knew he had a lot of power in the facility. 

“sir, i’m getting close– please, let me cum!” he begged out loud, his moans getting sloppier and his body felt as if it was going to collapse on itself. 

“look at the camera miguel, let ‘em see how much of a whore you are” you turned his head to make him look up at the camera in his office and used your other hand to touch his neglected cock, causing him to come within seconds of doing so. miguel moaned your name over and over, the camera catching every second of what you both have done in his office. you came in him shortly after and stayed inside to catch your breath before you pulled out. he continued to stay in the same position, and took this time to watch your cum leak out of him. it was a beautiful sight to see him like this, such a powerful man getting fucked like a whore with no regard for whether or not someone would’ve seen you both.

“we gotta do this more often, what’d ya think?” you teased and he pushed himself back against your cock. “please” he pleaded as he looked back at you with those pretty eyes.

“just make sure you’re louder this time, let ‘em hear you..” you leaned down and whispered in his ear before pushing his head back down onto the desk.

[wheeboo]

Talk about your moots; what do you like most about them (could be a paragraph or a single sentence, spread the love!!)

omgomg okay lets do this guys. just know i luv every single one of you and without any of you i would not be where i am rn today!! i'm sorry if u were not included its prob bcuz we haven't interacted much yet but i also suck at communicating lmaosdjfldjkkfds i really do not deserve any of you istg

@ylliris-hanniehae - ylli is so sweet n comforting :(( like she's been with me since almost the beginning of me posting on tumblr here and she's been so supportive ever since!! i love the conversations that we have together and she really feels like a little sister to me!! she deserves all the happiness in the world fr

@fairyhaos - yena was the first person i asked to be moots with on here LOL and i remember being like "omfg should i send the ask should i send it" and well i don't regret it one bit!! she's so bubbly and sweet and i will never not say this- she always puts on smile on my face as well as everyone elses!! her fics are also soo comforting and so creative i love it sm

@etherealyoungk - skye is SOO lovely like i remember the moment she liked my mingyu fic and me freaking out like I RECOGNISE THAT NAME RIGHT THERE and i dont regret asking to be moots with her!! i love when she checks in with not just me but everyone else around her she's just so sweet n caring :(( i also love when we randomly scream abt different dramas together lmaoo

@slytherinshua - zanna and i just clicked like a snap the moment we started talking and istg she's so entertaining and funny like there's never a dull moment talking to her!! i love screaming about park jihoon and kdramas w her!! she’s also introduced to so many new groups i’m grateful for that. i also adore our late night music sessions and when we watch dramas together and cry and laugh and just everything

@mirxzii - roxie deserves all the happiness n love and she's so supportive n so silly too !! also i think she's soo relatable w some of the stuff she has said lmaoo it's so goofy and she's also been with me since the very beginning and i very much thank her for that

@rubywonu - nia i miss her so much she's been busy w school so we haven't been able to talk a lot so everyone SEND LOVE TO HER RN. i remember silently gushing abt the love series she made with svt members and being moots and getting to know her i see she's so sweet n chill but ik she got that lil chaotic side to her

@icyminghao - noelle every time i interact w her i just have this giddy smile on my face like its so refreshing to talk to her!! she's busy these days cuz of exams so everyone PLS send love to her too. shes so sweet n i lLOVE it when she screams in caps its the most hilarious thing ever

@wqnwoos - hana her writing istg literally the best thing ever?? its like so delicate but also gets me giggling n kicking my feet fr HAHA like i love it sm. she's such a sweet n chill person to interact with i really hope that i could talk to her more. i also love the poems and words that she reposts because YES i see them it reminds of those poem slideshows on tiktok that either got me crying or the most relatable thing ever

@hannyoontify - kie is so lovely i really hope i can talk to her more!! she's just so sweet n nice n very supportive! also shes like a drum major so hella kudos to her for that such a hardworking queen fr!! i can't wait to interact w her more because ik she's a very fun person to talk to

@toruro - mika i still don't understand how i managed to be moots w her like i admire her sm!! her writing never fails to amaze me like i NEED her brain rn and shes just so pretty?? will never deny that i have a platonic crush on her lmaoo!! and whenever we talk it feels very comfortable and natural it kinda reminds me of catching up with a friend over coffee tbh

@kyeomyun - jada is SOO LOVELY N SUPPORTIVE i always love seeing her pop up in my notifs or inbox and when we scream at each other sometimes LMAO. she's just such a very fun person to talk and i hope we can have more one on one conversations w each other bcuz ik for a fact we're both gonna be screaming over SOMETHING

@blue-jisungs - axe is SO funny and bright and whenever she pops up in my notifs it literally brightens my day sm. like she's just soo infectious that i just can't help but smile?? also she loves kdramas so i hope one day we can scream at each other abt it because YES. her nails and hair are also slay ik for a fact she rocks anything

[quartztwst]

Hello there Quartz~👋

I finally got the courage to send you an ask for the 1st time, since I can be pretty shy 😅 I just want to say, I love your art and your blog~

And honestly, everytime I come to Tumblr, I always check if there are any new posts from you, because they do not only bring a smile to my face but also a good laugh.

OMG IM HAPPY U FEEL LIKE THATGRBHEJFN

i replied really late sorry

BUT IM HAPPY U FOUND MY BLOG FUNNNY AND ALSO LIKE MY ART YDSHFHKJFKA

also dont be shy to ask in my inbox but sometimes i end up not replying bc i get so lazy 💀💀💀

[goldenempyrean]

do you know blogs similar to yours? I need more sickfics in my life

Hey anon! Sorry I must've missed this in my inbox so sorry for the late reply! I do know some so lemme give you a little rundown of my favourites:

@somber-sapphic - Overall an amazing blog with tons of stuff for you to read. Mainly MCU women but theres also some Supergirl and Criminal Minds stuff. Personally my favourite fic so far is the 'She's Clingy When She's Sick' series, it's got three parts and its just adorable :D

@bloomingflowersthings - Another amazing blog, I literally love her fics so much and its obvious that they put alot of effort into them! They write for the MCU women too. They wrote a fic called 'Cold Widow' which is so great so I'd say thats my fav from her!

@budzdorovanatasha - This was the blog that actually made me want to start writing. Its amazing but unfortunatly currently inactive. It's mainly Nat sickfics but theres some Scarlett too. Its hard to pick a fav but I love the series 'Mission' it had 8 parts but its a super easy read and its so cute :D

@thewidowintheweb - Again this was one the blogs that made me wanna write my own stuff! But unfortunately inactive. She writes for MCU women and then some Supergirl too! It's not just sickfics either, all her stuff is awesome but personally her 'So Casual' series one of my favs :D

@lyak12 - I love her writing sooooo much, it's honestly adorable :D She writes for Nat and Scarlett. Theres one fic about period comfort which I totally love, it's adorable and it's called 'No Need To Pretend' :)

@straightupsickfics - Now most of her work is for OFMD but she does have a few really cute Natsharon fics (even though I dont ship it myself, they're literally adorable!) so they're definetly worth checking out, I personally really liked this one -> Here

Okay well I think that's about it but I'm bound to have missed some! Hopefully that helps you a bit anon :)

[nogenderbee]

excuse me, its me the person who randomly apologises, im sorry that i went to saying sorry, i wasn't thinking at all :( but mind if i try your event? If you dont mind of course!

Nicknames for my lover/partner - hmmm, something silly, but if i cant think anything ill just shortened their names :D

Hobbies - writing(like an essay or fiction), drawing(i wanted to try realistic drawings too!), gazing at everyone(im not a stalker I swear I just enjoyed watching people do their own thing) and lastly listening to music!(I got emotional over sad songs ;))

Date ideas - hmm I dont know, something like watching the cinema

Something I hate in others - I dont hate anyone?? Actually??? But if I was, thenn definitely those people who are impatient

Personality traits - patient, like i would wait for my friends to get ready for school even if it costs me getting late(i dont regret anything). And then creativity, I would think of something when i get bored. And lastly im very much easy to talk too!(if you went to a topic abt drawing ill ramble abt art history)

Activities i like - going to art museums!

Activites i dont like - anything sports related

Once again im so sorry for barging your inbox with an apology, but i hope your having a good day!

Hey don't worry! It's all fine ^^ And I'm happy you decided to try this event! So let's get into it darl~

I pair you with...

🥁🥁🥁

Ena Shinonome!

⊱ first, nicknames! She may not show it but she loves all the silly nicknames you came up for her! It'll be kinda hard to shorten her name tho...

⊱ so you both of course enjoy listening to music and drawing! And she also doesn't mind too much if you stare at her! Sure, she was a bit confused at first but she eventually got used to it and now, she doesn't even sometimes notice you gazing at her

⊱ as for date idea, she hoenstly enjoys going to cinema but she does also have a bit better ideas so as long as you're willing to check it out, she'd love to suggest some! But then again, she can't say no to a good movie~

⊱ I think she's still a bit of a patient person since she draws and from what I experienced, patience is absolute key

⊱ and now traits! She absolutely loves your patient and creative side! Especially creative one tho, after all whenever she struggles with her art z she can come to you! But of course you can count on her as well! She also loves to just sometimes ramble with you~

⊱ and finally, you both enjoy going to art museums! You can be sure that she'll try to study few all painting and she'll study the ones that catched her eye for a bit longer. She also will try to pay attention which drawing you liked for future projects~

You and Ena were now walking back from movie date, this time you picked a movie and it was really nice that you both enjoyed it just as much!

On your way back tho, Ena noticed photo booth and she just couldn't help herself and give it a try! Of course she payed for it, after all she just wanted to have a small memory from this date~

"Look at this! Don't we just look cute~? I bet people will love it too! Oh, you won't mind if I post it on my socials... will you?"

She was still showing you the photos and you only could see how excited she was for having these. She almost literally had stars in her eyes! But of course she still won't post these photos if you don't want to so choice is really yours~

❉⊱•═•⊰❉⊱•═•⊰❉⊱•═•⊰❉⊱•═•⊰❉⊱•═•⊰❉⊱•═•⊰❉

[grxtsch]

Ohohohohohohoho OCS!!!! 👀👀👀🍽🍽🍽

I DONT REMEMBER SEEING THIS IN MY NOTIFICATIONS????? i never check my inbox anymore since not a lot of people say stuff BUT IM SO SORRY THAT THIS IS SO LATE

anyway im going to use this as an excuse to talk about my ocs bc i love them

okay first up we got lucy. shes a bitch and a little bit of a whore tbh but we still love her. she likes to dress kinda dark fairy / grunge style and has a major drug and alcohol problem 😋 also shes a singer (think SOAD mixed with korn for a music style)

next we have lucys bestie (who they are in love with) named marv and he has naturally dark hair but he dyes it blue constantly so dark roots and the rest is just. blue. also he dresses grunge as well but like clothes had hardly fit him bc theyre so big (hes always comfy) and hes the guitarist for lucy and his band!

okay now change of style. aj. my glam rock boy. he looks like a girl and he wears makeup a lot so everyone always thinks hes a girl but when he talks everyone is surprised. hes a guitarist and singer (literally just david sylvian) also he has banger style and i want all of his clothes

okay once again change in style but then we have jouko (pronounced joo-koe). theyre a little 5’5 alien person that has lots of blue freckles and stripes on them and also neon green hair with really long raccoon tails i love them sm. also they listen to strictly vaporwave

and finally we have ozzy!!! i created him last year but put off designing him until like december but hes a good lad. he likes wearing shirts without sleeves bc he thinks sleeves are constricting. also he played bass for an 80s metal band smooch

[scaralvr]

bro... young girl a hit me so hard for what??? 🤕🤕 and the description of our sekai ! i'd love to draw it but i havent drawn anything (atleast seriously) for a year or two. anyway made me sad, angry and regretful (via personal problems that were written in it) 10/10 👍

also, a small update on my situation (school stuff, +long rant! im sorry for it ☹️) so basically our teachers have been asking for our notebooks to check. i havent passed mine because 1), i didnt bring it the first time (during exams.) 2), i forgot about it. & 3) got focused on other things (school work, fixing my hand writing, assignments, etc). so basically if i dont hand them tomorrow +get a line of seven on my final grade, then i get my phone taken away. and along that i wont have any sort of entertainment and be forced to sleep early. i wont have an alarm to wake up since thats on my phone and i certainly dont think my mom will be consistent enough for me not to be late. -still with you anon, sorry for the rant again ! i'll understand ur decision to ignore this :)

oh dear, that must be so stressing for you anon☹️☹️ school really is difficult to deal with nowadays, i'm so sorry things haven't eased all the way yet</3 and it really is fine to rant in my inbox so dw! i'm always open to trying to help out others if i can<3 please tell me if there's anything i can do and if you want, i'll give you my discord and we can talk more about it there (⁀ᗢ⁀) dw anon, good things will happen soon dear!!

[ihatebnha]

Be careful because she can "be a bitch if needed" just so y'know lol.

I'm late so I had to play catch up and go to the page to check it out, but I'll keep my thoughts to myself.

sadly a lot of opinions weren't able to be aired last night... which at this point, i'd say is for the best. you're so sweet for being concerned tho (and for wanting to partake in the convo)...

but honestly... she can be a bitch to me, i don't mind🤷🏼‍♀️

[folklorefairyy]

i- i’m genuinely in shock rn!!! i only really became active and a writer on this account from late last year and i would have never even thought that i would reach this following - this is a huge milestone for me and i’m so grateful i could cry

thank you so much, from the bottom of my heart, to anyone who has followed me, who has supported my work or interacted with me in anyway (anonymously or not). thank you to my mutuals and the wonderful friends i’ve made on here (you know who you are<3) i’m so grateful to connect with and to have befriended people who i can be unapologetically myself with and i just love you all

this is crazy and i just- i have no words, i’m just incredibly grateful for everyone even if il we’ve never spoken or you liked my fic or sent me an ask every little interaction means the world

in honour of 1k i decided to do a little sleepover celebration with you all !!! this will probably span over the week so until next saturday maybe? i’ll update you guys! and so feel free to send in an ask for any of the things below!!

i’ve also created two little things as a thanks! a comfort poem you can assign to your favourite character and a list of fic recs

note- not all of my moots are on there and neither is all of my fave works because there’s just too many so pls check out all the moots i’ve tagged at the bottom (for sb but also appreciation) and check out their work because they’re all genuinely amazing!!!

a poem for you - here is a poem that you can apply to your favourite character and get a little fluffy fix so if you’re ever feeling down or just want some comfort for a specific character you’ve always got this <3

fic recs! - a list of fics from some of my favourite writers, talented moots and some gems i happened to find <3

🍓fmk - ya’ll know the drill send in some characters and i’ll choose between them!

🧺mini drabbles - send in a character and a little soft thought or scenario and i’ll write a drabble on it!

🌱cast your mutuals - send in something like ‘cym as flowers’ or ‘cym as tfatws characters’ and i’ll cast my mutuals based on vibes alone!

🍄ships - send in a little description about yourself or a random fact and i’ll ship you with someone (specificy whether marvel or star wars)

🌻dating characters - send me a character and i’ll tell you whether i’d date them and why

🫖tfatws fics - send me a fic request for bucky barnes, sam wilson or joaquin torres based on the last 3 episodes of tfatws!

i’ll be limiting this to 3 fics per character (9 in total) as i have so many in my inbox to catch up on (i’m getting there dhdh) and so check back to see which characters are left as i’ll cross them out once 3 have come in for said character

bucky barnes

sam wilson

joaquin torres

🪞send me a fic title and a character and i’ll tell you what i’d write! - can be in my style of title, your own, quotes, one word, anything!! marvel or star wars characters welcome

☀️chat with me! - tell me about your day, something you thought about a character you just had to share, or any random thoughts you have about anything and i’d love to talk with you

tagging some moots! also if i dont tag you i’m sorry my brain forgets everything when it needs to remember so just tell me and i’ll tag you - especially if you write fics cos i don’t want to miss you as i want people to read your work !!

@beskar-tano @sunflowergirl522 @etherealsanakin @xwing-baby @anakinswhore @anakinlove @amourtentiaa @sunsetkenobi @blackberrybucky @belladonnabarnes @rhubarb-barnes @itsapeterthing @artiza-n @cap-n-stuff @burninmatches @gcdric @simpforquicksilver @mayonnaise-and-anarchy @betweentwopines @buckybarnesdiaries @felicityparkers @mightyavngrs @extremelyblackandwhite @poe-djarin @kelieah @gryst @strawberry-tea @whothehellisbuckybarnes @marvelinsanity @starwarsflowers @mndalorians @patriotseli @no-mercy-bby @poestardust @pietrosgf @mollysolo @quickysilver @darthwheezely @dameronology @iorekbrynison @lovelyavengers @songofpatrochilless @wintersfilm @natasha-romxnoff @tom-holland-parker @stucky-on-spiderman @free-pool-trash @on-yourleft @stargazingcarol

[batarangsoundsdumb]

hae interrogationes multae respondeant quia demens .

if you read this entire ask post you deserve a gold star and financial recompensation

Um, Obviously because when you’re adopted by a white guy you automatically become white duhhh

this is about this post lmao and yeah youre absolutely right, you have to hand your poc card in when you get adopted by a white guy.

Do you think Cass would listen to Yanni, the YouTube channel epic symphonic rock, or some other stuff? There's some cool mashups but idk if that's up your alley, I kinda feel like I'm pushing it with my weird taste of music by recommending an orchestra cover of metal, but i just love that sort of thing and mashups :P @harvestyourcherries 

i haven’t heard of that? but in my personal (correct) opinion steph listens to classical music, and then both modern and older, and then also stuff like black sabbath, iron maiden, but also hardrock and hardcore. i like the idea of cass just liking the most extreme screaming songs full of noise and then also listen to pachelbel’s 370th sonata yanno? THANK YOU for the rec tho

speaking of ur cass playlist hc...reminds of the time (yesterday) i found 2 playlists randomly on spotify from the same user. one was abt 3 hours of instrumental/classical "dark" & "nostalgic" music. the other almost 11 hours of nothing but hardcore bass/synth/electronic music. just an incredible tightrope act to put on in public. the synth one was also called like "psalms for synth sluts" which is Also incredible

tbh i LOVE synth SO MUCH like for no reason at all but then also cannot handle a poppy electronic beat lmao. but this seems like the kinda thing i’d do but just in one (1) playlist bc i just sort songs by vibe instead of genre? that’s how i end up with britney spears and billy ray cyrus in the same playlist. 

Oh, I want Kate Kane playlist next! It would be amazing if you could do one when you have time and will 🙏

how rude would it be of me to just say no? like sorry kate but idk you and also you seem way too keen on the us military for an institution that homophobically targeted you? (and also commits war crimes) but let’s unpack the fact that the institution that caused the death of your mom and sister and also got you blacklisted for being gay is still one you align with???

'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' --- when i tell you i fucking screamed LOL!!!!!!! i can imagine the cameraman not knowing if he should cut to commercial or keep it on these two weirdos fighting on stage (bruce definitely ruffled dick's hair/noogied him right?? 

about this post but yeah lmao. this cameraman just turns to like the audience to get a reaction and it’s just multiple moments of CLEAR shock.

you are the only funny person on this hellsite

how egotistical is it for me to say that i get this ask multiple times a month? bc it literally happens so often it’s hilarious to me.

Wish there was more john/Bruce content 😔😔😔 was so hungry I actually looked at canon media 😔😔😔 (Justice League Dark babeeeyyyyyy)

check out batman: damned for some mediocre content but at least it’s john/bruce (also very interesting story and stuff, just got very >:( over this weird part where harley quinn tried to r*pe bruce or something? it’s not for everyone)

dick grayson but he's nicki minaj

his anaconda don’t want none,,, unless...... 

Dick Grayson was never a cop, he played Marshall on Paw Patrol

you are SO right. also paw patrol is a fucking good show idc. that shit could’ve been the new steven universe on this hellsite.

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why do people keep reposting my CONTENT. if you are not funny yourself don’t just grab shit off of tumblr and post it on insta,,, get a life. sidenote: should i start an insta and get all these ppl to take my content down that would be funny as hell.

Might I suggest for a Gotham City Meme: something about the true crime fandom thirsting for the rogues gallery

ok can i just say something slightly controversial?? no? i don’t find true crime ppl who are into criminals funny, that shits disturbing irl im not gonna bring that into my very chill universe.

i may have never seen a 'jason cleaning guns in sink' fic but i do know he WOULD

THANK YOU

bestie im sorry to say this to you but while you can, and people do wash their guns in the sink, that is a lot of lead in a very vital part of the kitchen.

people tend to do it in the bathtub.

WHY???? like damn why do you even have guns

i dont think i read many gun sink fics exactly but i have read lots of fics where jason cleanes his guns in the living room. usualy dissembles them and cleans them with a rag i think

lmao fair enough, like i think that’s a large part of what i remember as well.

if you say you've seen/read gun sink fics I believe you. I think those of us who didn't see them are lucky or maybe didn't search for fics by tags or something idk

i mean ive never sought them out but i HAVE seen them,, like definitely i know almost for certain.

saw your tags and I'm interested in Steph/Kara now. They would be the most chaotic couple <3

literally thoooo, i have a wip where they get together in a zombie apocalypse and like UGGGHhhh i am so in love with them.

I am the Breece anon. Thanks for the recommendation; am reading now. I’ve always been a hardcore Superman fan because I love my pure himbo farm boy. My logic is, if one Bruce is a Broose, then multiple Broose are a herd of Breece. And this is a hill upon which I will perish.

fair enough,,,, like moose, meese, goose, geese, bruce, breece. i get your logic and i stand by it as well. (glad you enjoyed the comic recs!!!!)

It's a beautiful day in Gotham, and you are a group of horrible Breece

OH my god dude lmao

there only being 42 fics on ao3 for tim and bernard is honestly so sad i need more

it’s like twice that now!!! we did it lads. (tho very sad that my fic isnt number one but like number 4 :((((  )

i'm too late you already did the poll lol but may i suggest bethy (bernard + timothy)

shit dude that wouldve been so fucking funnyyyyy. think ppl have just stuck to timber tho, tim/bernard kinda died down recently and i think it’s too bad, they’re a great couple and i love them.

Wait, hear me out

Bernothy @redlightofdawn

great recommendation (lmao this ask is from like a month ago) but very sorry to announce that NARDTH is the superior shipname

Wait, we know that bernard likes milfs (Tim's step-mom) but what about dilfs? gilfs?

Wait no, I regret sending that ask

these were two seperate asks and they’re HILARIOUS. in my personal opinion tho,,, milfs, gilfs, dilfs are just about vibes and bernard is just attracted to sexy ppl who may sometimes be milfs, dilfs, or EVEN gilfs.

crime in bludhaven would drop to half if nightwing had a boob window. in this essay i will-

WHERE’S THE ESSAY ANON, WHERE’S THE FUCKING ESSAY

Wait if Barbra and Tim r at opposite ends at all times what happened to Barbra once everyone’s Tim’s ever love before started dying lol

she won a lottery ticket and spent 2 weeks on a resort in the bahamas before returning home and finding out that the joker was arrested for tax evasion and then spent a month staying at her big tiddie goth girlfriend’s house before conner came back to life and she broke her pinkie playing table hockey.

Why is the opposite end thing so funny and compelling to me. Tim comes back from his depression quest for Bruce and Babs is now a literal god

lmao when tim loses his spleen barbara reaches nirvana.

Are you still taking music recs because I have three songs that remind me of Jason that I think you'd like

send to me or lose a toe

🌸 ⭐ put this star into the inbox of your favorite blogs. it’s time to spread positivity! ⭐🌸😋

thanks, i wont tho on account of i wont.

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This is the whole of Blüdhaven and everyone anywhere.

Nightwings ass alone saves more people in a calendar year and does more for so society than most heroes do their whole career.Also u are one of the funniest tumblr pages out there. The vibes are unmatched and the memes and tags ✨send me✨.Thank u and goodnight @julia-flow 

fanksss also lmao.

That's going to be a little bit difficult to explain, but

There's some music that you listen to and you think, "oh my gosh, I can perfectly imagine Dick Grayson singing this song, with the same voice as the singer because that voice matches with Dick Grayson"?

oh yeah totally lmao. i have a lot of songs that i think are just entirely dick grayson yanno? kind of all of my playlists have that vibe, but i really find bleachers to fit with dick? idk.

"Lois lane/Superman" fics this, "Lois lane/Clark Kent" fics that, (/lh) let's get into the real good stuff. Some people ship Lois, Clark, and Superman as a throuple. Most popular fic tag for sure

yes totally, i think they’d be absolutely killer on ao3 and clark gets so fucking embarassed about it.

I miss your post, hope you’re doing okay!!

haha this was like 2 months ago, but i was doing fine then too! just didn’t have a lot of inspiration in terms of content.

Doot doot!

noot noot

I’m confused. What did DC do now? Like with nightwing? And another sibling? Please spoil everything for me

lmao they gave him a secret sister plotline where they had his dad cheat on his mom with tony zucco’s wife, bc dick’s life wasn’t traumatic enough yet.

sorry but it's so funny that batman is called "the dark knight" when the gotham city baseball team is called the gotham knights. it'd be like if a vigilante was running around new york called like "the scary yankee"

lmaooo no. but like yankee comes from dutch names or something so wouldnt it be HILARIOUS if gotham knights came from like german names and bruce would be running around called the dark KLAUS UND NIEK @graysonnightwing 

(not a batcest shipper) it’s so funny to me that the responses are “i’m a batcest shipper because i can differentiate fiction from reality and and it doesn’t bother me personally, but i understand why you oils think it’s weird” to “i wish all batcest shippers a very fucking die”

yeah lmaoo. i personally basically flipped my entire stance around to ‘i dont care please leave me and everybody else alone’ bc i think there’s really no point in starting a moral dillema over some fucking fandom bullshit. Please just,,, go home,,, log off, find a nice forest to have a little walk in and remember that somewhere in history, somebody probably died in the place you’re standing. and you will also die someday, and somebody will have to look at your internet usage and see you fighting multiple people anonymously while being named ‘nightwingsbuttchin200186′ like... calm down, we’re all gonna die this is not the thing to worry about.

so since like "wards" don't really exist in modern society almost all the batkids are foster kids, right? i used to work in the system and imagine: monthly visits from social workers and guardian ad litems, bruce having to get permission to take the boys anywhere out of state, calling their social worker at like 8 a.m. like "yeah dick broke his arm again... a gymnastics accident this time...." their poor social worker. bruce send her a huge bouquet and box of chocolates every month to stay on her good side

i imagine the social worker just getting into the case like ‘yeah let’s get this kid a good guardian’ and then ending up having to work with 22 y/o bruce wayne and his 50 y/o dad. and so this social worker is like ‘okay we can work with this, this is the best home i can find’ and then like it ends up landing on its feet and then the kid gets adopted and then they get a call a year later like ‘uhm so hi, this kid tried to steal my tyres can i adopt him?’ and like 3 years later. ‘okay so basically, my neighbours’ kid imprinted on me and now they’re dead, can i keep him?’ two years later it’s like ‘okay so this assassin child-’

ever since I saw that one post of yours, the meme that's something like "I know that abba's backup dancer got me" with a picture of discowing, I've been haunted. Every once in a while I'll be minding my own business then the image of abba's backup dancer dick grayson aka nightwing aka discowing will flash in my mind and I'll be frozen in place. Today at work I was in the middle of folding clothes and suddenly once again discowing entered my mind and I suddenly lost the ability to see anything except He. Thank you.

wow. the IMPACT.

Braver than any US marine man props to you🤝

this shit is about the time i wrote an article on batcest, like man,,, the fact that i didn’t get cancelled is MIRACULOUS. also like,,, uh if anybody on here did gossip on me,, send screenshots i’d love to see it.

Hello, just wanted to say your article was great. Thank you for taking the time to provide an unbaised answer. It should provide people with nuances they couldn't possibly conjure on their own.

May I ask where your username originates from?

yes you may (also thanks!!!) i thought it up when i was trying to find an original username bc i didnt want to be called like ‘timdrakes something something’ or ‘jason todd something smoething’ or ‘dick grayson something something’ yanno? so i thought batarangs, they sound so dumb and that’s my username story... now it’s my whole entire brand lmao.

yno that bit in kick ass where red mist asks kick ass if he wants a hit of his blunt, was that the inspo for stoner tim

no? it’s bc i think stoners are hilarious and drugs are great. (dont do drugs tho) 

How would u feel if someone actually wore one of those bruce or ollie pride shirts u edited

fenomenal next question.

Dick as lil huddy and Jason as James gave me radiation poisoning and now I’m screaming crying throwing up so thx for that

(Rico suave as Tim is perfect tho literally no changes needed)

i was so funny for that shit wasn’t i??? lmao i loved those weird ass fancasts

You're doing the Lord's work by providing us with all these Gotham/Metropolis citizens memes, thank you for being so relentlessly funny @nellethiel-aranel

you’re welcome!! i really enjoy making memes, but getting validation for my content and my memes is REALLY nice.

Bruce is such a slut in your memes and honestly i love that for him @rhodey-rhudert-rhodes-main 

he’s that much of a slut irl too dw.

Bruce and Alfred have an emergency pride flag for the batkids. Oliver Queen printed an emergency "I love my gay son" t-shirt and as soon as Roy told him he was dating Jason, Oliver started wearing that shirt everyday and Roy always cringes when he sees it. Oliver also has an emergency "I love my lesbian daughter" shirt just in case for Cissie.

lmao YES i had a post like this bc like all of their kids/family members are so gayy

stop bringing back batfam fancasts it is not real it is not real it is not- 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

oh yes it is my darling.

did discowing burn down the notredam because he hates the bees? @allulily

no he did it bc fuck the french.

im gonna beg for 1 thing and 1 thing only. please please please put physical by olivia newton john on dick's playlist

okay then beg. bc i wont. physical reminds me too much of glee and that hurts me mentally.

your playlist is sorely missing some Madonna. Specifically Into the Groove, Like a Prayer, and Vogue

i’m scared of madonna that’s why she’s not on there. she haunts me in my dreams.

suggestion: son of batman by aaron dews for dick’s playlist🤩

sorry, i listened to it and the vibe didn’t agree with me.

Hear me out, metropolis citizens sending rare pair fics of Clark Kent x Superman fics to Lois to edit

yes, absolutely hilarious. even more funny if they send like physical copies, no address attached and lois sends it back marked with red ink, SOMEHOW

Imagine all the smut Clark must of read editing the fics

clark reads smut confirmeeed

NOT LOIS READING SUPERBAT PORN AND EDITING IT A 2AM 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hc that alfred is a meta that boosts healing factor of the people around him. if the bats are injured as much as they seem to be they would be doing bat stuff MAYBE half the year. no one including alfred knows about this. whenever the kids move out they inexplicably dont recover from injuries as fast and feel better whenever they visit the manor they just chalk it up to homesickness. bruce just thinks he heals really fast. alfred thinks everyone doesnt take care of themselves properly @finchcollector

that’s actually such a great idea, but i think that alfred would find out and learn how to concentrate it better so he can help more people, bc he’s great and i love him.

One of your dickfast posts reminded me of that tweet that goes: 'so you've had sex how many times? Yeah technically that's not a bromance' lol that's dickwally or dickroy

literally tho. like that’s all of dick’s friendships. once it gets past a certain time dick is like ‘wow i wonder what it would be like to make out with wally, wally come make out with me’ and wally’s like ‘we’ve done this like 40 times, dick, you know what it’s like’ and dick is like ‘sorry are you complaining?�� and they just make out.

superfam and batfam associations??

-batman and superman

-dick/barabara and supergirl?

-conner and tim

-jon and damian

pls enlighten me I am confused

nope,,, uhm batman and superman, but dick and superman as well, and then conner and tim, jon and damian and steph + babs with supergirl

I came across a fic in which Wonder Woman calls Batman "Stella" (like Stellaluna, the children's book) and I can imagine the batkids hop on the trend and maybe copies of the book appear at random places (aka, everywhere Bruce frequents)

sorry can’t reciprocate that was the name of my high school chemistry teacher and it gives me nightmares to think about.

good human what are your pronouns?

wouldn’t you like to know?

I need me some gothamites preferring harley over joker memes

everyone prefers harley over joker youre just very fucked up if you dont

don't understand why people try to add like veteran policy to the batfamily

dick pulling out his veteran batfam member card so he can eat first: step aside, peasants

Do you know the song Simmer by Haley Williams? It (the first verse anyways) reminds me of Jason? It's about rage.

damn yeah i LOVE HAYLEY!!!! youre right thoo

Okay so I like listen to your stoner Tim Drake playlist 24/7 but would he listen to skegss? Also I keep adding songs mentally it’s killing me 😩✋🏼 Anyways,, I literally love and worship your playlist 😃🤞🏼 And uh yeah have a good day ✨

stoner tim drake playlist is lyfeeee. also dont know who skeggs is? i’m stupid? have a good day!!

All the Robins (and Batgirl) decide to trade costumes for one night just to fuck with Batman and all the villains in Gotham. @subspacecadet 

batman knows it’s them youknow but like,,, what does he call them? he’s like ‘red hood?’ and 3 people answer and he’s not about to compromise some identities so he’s just Pissed.

I aspire to treat cops the way my dad treats them. This man is a 45 year old Asian immigrant to the US and the treats them like his pets. He talks about them like unruly children. Sometimes he pays off local cops to shut up and stop acting racist. And usually it works. I don’t know why but I can see Oliver Queen doing this

vibes... and also yes? oliver queen handing a local cop a donut to shut the fuck up lmao. but yanno i commit enough crimes to not really want to ever see a cop ever, so they kinda scare the everloving fuck out of me.

seeing as tim hasn't aged in years, that means he was 17 at peak emo tumblr era. im back on my emo tim bullshit and im not letting it go

emo tim had a wattpad account send tweet

People seem to think that batman is so dark and serious when the rainbow batsuit is right there. He wore it with no shame.

dude the 60s were a DIFFERENT TIME

dick grew up in a circus, jason grew up on the streets, and tim was probably raised by the internet

all of them cuss every other word and you cannot tell me otherwise

bitch i KNOW but dc has to change to an 18+ rating if they want to sell comix with swear words in them so we gotta deal with imagining the swear words in ourselves

thoughts on teen titans and young justice

haven’t seen teen titans on account of havent seen it and young justice was LITERALLY my favourite thing ever, tho i do gotta admit it’s not at all similar to the young justice comics unfortunately. i really wouldve liked to see timmy bart kon cassie and cissie animated on tv!!

ew ew ew how to delete batcest shippers I genuinely digust them

log off tumblr?

Okay as poc who was called racist for calling an Italian pastabrain: in the batfam are Italians bit Damian just yells various insults about the others being Italian. Just him yelling “What are you doing you moronic spaghettihead!” At steph etc

huh? i meant real italians. homeboy is telling steph he hopes she chokes on her fucking garlic.

I think it's dumb as hell to pull the batman is the best fighter in the batfam argument because like it's just irresponsible of Bruce to let his kids fight when they couldn't possibly be on his league or something

fair enough, but also like who cares they could all kill you just sit down and take a beating.

lady shiva, thalia al ghul and Selina Kyle are all milfs @notanothertimburtonenthusiastugh 

unfortunately, i have to admit,,, you’re right

why tf didn't someone give joker a death sentence already? like he's a mass murderer...give him the electric chair treatment wtf

idk i think plenty of people would have tried to murder him already (boring answer is: he is a popular character so they can’t kill him off bc he brings in lots of money)

There’s no such thing as “ copaganda”.

all american media is propaganda. happy to clear this up for you

is it bad that I find lady shiva owa owa

no. find her as owa owa as you want.

aight I'm guessing the order of your favs in batfam:

1. tim

2. Steph

3. dick

4. Duke

5. the rest

you’re wrong but it’s cute that you tried, i generally don’t have favourites, but i have a special place in my heart for steph, tim, dick and cass. bc they were like my introduction to batfam. but damian, jason, duke, bruce, babs and alfred are NOT FORGOTTEN OR UNLOVED

oh my god i was literally just readily willing to believe that italians werent white ty for clarifying it was a joke im so dumb sdkvjskdfs

i mean some italians aren’t white? italian is a nationality as well as an ethnicity, so like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

since I saw so many people doing headcanons about the nationalities of batboys, I see Dick as an Italian.

dont know if youre serious or not, but sure.

super random but

jason 🤝 damian

old english

lmao fair enough.

tim absolutely has 1 gay uncle and his parents shit talk said uncle all the time so after bruce adopts him he specifically reaches out to this uncle to be like "heyyyy just so you know you majorly influenced my life yes i know i havent seen you since i was 5 and at the family reunion yes i know you dont remember my name idc thank you im gay too" and then they never talk again.

yuppp lmao that’s definitely something that could happen. i can also consider tim having no family members, like none. until he does like a dna test and he realises he has like an aunt living barely 2 miles away from him who’s like some illegitimate child of his grandpa.

I dare you one of them sends clark superman/clark fic and clark corrects the shit out of it and then goes like ps his dick is not that big, just telling as someone who has seen it. internet either explodes or goes who tf did he not fuck at this point.

i think everybody would call clark a buzzkill and try to cancel him over that.

so you're telling me Tim Drake wouldn't buy Starbucks?

no. dunkin donuts all the way

One of my favorite things is imagining people finding out jason came back from the dead and being like "oh no does he have magic powers now?!?!?" and he just pulls out a gun and tries to shoot joker

now he doesn’t even have the gun :) lmao

my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context

bruce gets codename ‘ugh’ everytime. he hates it.

crazy that tim being a 17 y/o ceo and a stoner who does brand deals are all actual canon things written in detective comics comics and not made up for shits and giggles by you, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb @rowdeyclown

SO CRAZY HUH?

batman au where everything is the same but his utility belt is bright pink

absolutely, but i raise you, his boots light up like sketchers when he kicks people.

unbeknownst to the superhero fandom writers in the dcuniverse, clark and BRUCE are one of the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag on ao3. clark writes the best lois x superman angst, full of unhappy endings and scenes that are a so detailed you'd think you were in the middle of a superhero beatdown. bruce made an ao3 account to fuel "the do the butts match" thing, and makes batman/bruce fics from time to time. he wrote a superbat fic as a joke but ended up making it REAL porny. @concrastinator

dude they’re WAY too busy for that. Oliver Queen and Hal Jordan on the other hand are the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag writing what is Mostly porn.

When the dining table topic gets to politics, Steph says "eat the rich" as the solution

bruce just silently takes away her fork and knife while she’s talking.

[violetnotez]

HC: Being Super Fluffy and Giving Them Lots of Love!

Anonymous: Could I request something for Izuku, Todoroki, Shinso and Bakugo. They're doing their own thing and are super concentrated or something and reader is just so entranced by them and they're so glad to have be able to call them their boyfriend and reader just gently cups their face and gives them and the most love filled, soft kiss cause AGH THEY'RE PRECIOUS TO READER! 😭 You can totally ignore this if you don't wanna 😂😂😂 I just feel so soft rn

Ahhhhh this is adorable anon! Honeslty some days I just wanna give these babies the biggest hugs UGHHHHHH

Also I changed up my layout a little to be more “aesthteic”, so sorry it it looks different! Do you like it? Drop me a comment on this post or inbox about which style you like better (the usualllll vs. this one!)

Buy Me A Ko-fi! | Masterlist

Pairings: Izuku x reader, Shoto x reader, Shinso x reader, Bakugo x reader

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I Z U K U 

You and Izuku are having another study night, your body sitting next to his

Obviouskyyyyyyyy this boy does nothing but study smh

But you had completely given up- your brain had shut down after an hour and now you were just half listening to Midoirya mumble and half just admiring your adoarble boyfriend

You honestly miss seeing him look so domestic- you always see him in his uniform, his hero suit, and occasionally his All Might PJs on the weekends

But it feels like agessss since you’ve seen him in proper clothing

He looks just so cute in his teal sweatshirt, his scars peeking out of his sleeves as he wrote random equations on his paper

And his mannerisms are just so adorable-his tongue is poking out of his lips as he tried to work through a math problem, his eyes squinted in concentration and freckles dusting his cheeks like stars

How did you get so lucky getting someone so sweet and cute as him?

“If two goes into this fraction then possibly the variable will be isolated once I subtract the four-” hes mumbling under his breath, his voice so comforting against your ears

You lean your head against his shoulder, the scent of him just barely noticeable but so intoxicating- 

AND HES SOOOO WARMMMM

“’Zuku?” you asked tiredly, a lovesick smile plastered on your face

The sound of your voice breaks Izuku’s thoughts, his brows softening as he looks down at you

“Yes puppy-oh, are you getting tired? You look pretty sleepy...maybe we should take a break-”

omg why is he so sweetttttt

You just feel so calm, so comforted with Izuku it felt like your chest was just filled to the brim with love for this boy

Without warning, you leaned up to Izuku and kissed him softly on the lips,  your head feeling like it was spinning from butterflies

AHHH HE COMBUSTING TOO THO

Once you pull away, Izuku’s cheeks are as bright as cherries and you cant help but smile, cause seriosuly no matter how many times you kiss him he ALWAYS gets flustered

“You know I love you right?” you tell him, butterflies filling your stomach as he looks down at you withe wide, green eyes

COMBUSTING IZUKU IS DECEASED REPEAT IZUKU.EXE IS NO MORE

“o-of course! I-I-love you too!” he stuttered out, his nerves so intense that his tongue was like lead in his mouth

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S H O T O

It was just one of those crappy

CRAPPY NIGHTS

You couldnt sleep, it was too hot, you were uncomfrotable, your ,ind was racing

And once you DID fall you course had a gut wrenching nightmare that left you panting and sweating from fear

WHAT THE HECK BRAIN

So time for some good ol’ Shoto cuddles

And that’s how your now cuddled up into Shoto’s side, his body keeping you nice and cool

This boy was literally the sweetest- even though it was like1 in the morning, he couldnt care less about that and just focused on you

He quickly knew something was wrong when you were waiting in the doorway, his strong arms encasing you in atight hug

“Y/n dear, are you feeling alright? Whats bothering you?”

You just snuggled yourself deeeepppp into that boy cause he felt so comforting, his voice was velvety

also how does he always smell like detergent and expensive ass cologne like yessir thats the scent for meeeee

He quickly ushered you inside his room, his hands gripping your shoulders firmly

Literally all fears from that dream melted away with Shoto- his energy was so unbelievably strong and protective, it felt like nothing bad in the world would ever happen cause Shoto was there, and he wouldnt let anything bad happen to you

Also- seeing him in a plain white tee and black shorts literally could have made you swooned, cause god this boy really looks hot in anything huh?

He didnt judge you in the slightest about the dream, just offering for you to spend the night with him

Your head was cuddled into his firm chest, that intoxicating detergent-cologne-rich boy smell making your insides feel fluffy like cotton as his hands quietly brushed the hairs away from your face

He’s ask you small question, like “Are you comfortable dear?” or “Is that dream still bothering you”, just little things to make you feel more safe and open to talk to him

Shoto never wanted you to feel like you had to hide anything from him, and the effort really showed

You were know getting sleepy but the overwhelming feeling of appreciation and love for Shoto was exploding out of you

At this point you just wanted to show your undying gratitude to your boyfriend for being so unbelievably adorable and sweet

You shifted yourself, propping yourself slightly on his stomach so you could look at his face

damn this boy really got blessed with all the good genes huh?

You ran your fingers lightly against his skin, relishing the slight changes from cool to hot, your hands cupping his cheeks and feeling both sensations course through your body

Once you felt him sigh from content, you took it up a notch, leaving feather light kisses on his sheeks, his brows, his eyes, his scar...any avaliable skin you marked with yours

“Love, may I ask what you’re doing- you should be sleeping right now, its quite late-”

“I wanna show you I love you tho...” you sent the boy a pout, a deep chuckle rumbling through his chest and vibrating throughout your body

“But I already know you love me,” he grinned sheepishly cause god your just so adorable, like a puppy desperate to give their owner attention

“Well-I still want to show you,” you stated, your voice slightly thick from sleep as you continued to kiss the rest of Shoto’s face

All this boy could do was lean into his pillow, his hands finding themselves on your waist cause he knew you were gonna do this until you were tired

He wasnt complaining though- you being cuddly and cute like this literally rocked his world in the best way possible

“You know- your very endearing when your half asleep”

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S H I N S O 

Shinso is probably the most hardcore gamer you know

It was late in the night, and this guy was still going at it, now playing a game of Mario Kart on the TV, the screen bright against his features

You had gotten tired of the video games, just deciding to watch your boyfriend play instead of being the one to play

And god were you happy with THAT decision

He just looked so...adorable, his body clad in a tight black tee and baggy gray sweats, once foot straight and one foot bent as he sat on the floor playing

His hair was unruly as ever, sticking out in every direction

HIs eyes were completely enraptured by the task in front of him, scanning the screen 

He was just so cute, lookking so intense yet so sleep deprived 

it was adorable how badly he wanted to beat the player playing against him

And then he went a licked HIS LIPS

IN THE MIDDLE OF PLAYING

Your face erupted in red cause

OMG

HES JUST SO HOT AND PRETTY AND UGHHHHHHH

You waited unpatiently to the last round, the music picking up pace as he sped to the finish line, hes cart victoriously earning 1st place

The dude didnt even cheer, just the most self absorbed smirk plastered on his face in pride

THAT IS WHEN YOU POUNCEDDDDD

You quickly plopped yourself gently into his lap, your thighs cradling his sides

“Aww whats the matter kitten, not giving you enough attention?”

Yours hands fell against the softness of the black shirt and oh thank godddddd its so thin, your digits trailing upward and feeling the slight ridges of his muscles underneath the fabric

“No....its just- its not fair for you to look so cute while playing games and I cant cuddle you....”

“Heh, I look cute?”

This boy really cannot fathom how you find him so endearing, and now you just want to prove it to him

“Mmhmm,” you answer a smile on your lips as you cup his face in your hands

HIs hair is so tickly against the tips of your fingers, his broad chest radiating heat throughout your body

Your start to leave quick kisses on him, starting from his checks and working in towards his mouth, but not quite kissing him square on the lips

The closest you get to kissing him is on the corners of his lips, leaving electric sparks against his skin

The boy is desperate now

You cant just do that to him 

“Aww cmon darling, dont tease me like that” he sends you a cocky grin, his pointer finger gently tilting your chin and pulling you into a deep kiss

SHINSO IS A GOOD KISSER FIGHT ME ON THIS

Once you pull away, your head is just spinning cause goddddd this boy is just a blessing

“Let me play one more round, and then we’ll head off to bed, alright?” he asks, his free hand now cupping your cheek

You sigh in content, your hands wrapping around his waist and snuggling into his chest, a warm, smoky smell like cedarwood drifitng to your senses and lulling  you to relax

“Okay...”

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B A K U G O

“Im winning this damn bear for you-”

“Katsuki no you already wasted $15 now lets go-”

“Im WiNiNiNG. ThE DaMn. BEAR- SO SHUT IT AND LET ME CONCENTRATE >:(”

You have been standing here for 10 minutes now, Bakugo determinnneddddd to win this gigantic teddy bear for you from a claw machine at an arcade

You feel so bad about it, but honestly, its turned into a personal grudge from him now

HES DETERMINED TO WIN IT AND MAKE YOU HAPPY

While your watching him you cant help it but find him adorable

Hes wearing a plain black tee and jean jacket, something he NEVER wears but looks so good on him?

This boy could be a model fight me on this

His face is the cutest tho-

You can tell he’s absolutely pissed cause he expected to win the animal way sooner than this, his eyebrows pointed downward and his teeth gnawing at his bottom lip

and then

AND THEN

THIS BOY FINALLYYYYYYY GETS IT

He’s trying his hardest not to start cheering cause he really just did that (after wasting $25 but ya know we’ll overlook that)

Your so happy too and that triumphant look on his face just melts your heart

cause he may be a cocky asshole but hes YOUR cocky asshole

“Ha- see told you I’d win it!”

Whatverrrrrr- you roll your eyes, your hands already snuggling the big bear up to your cheek

ITS SO SO SOFT AND SQUISHY YOU MIGHT CRY FROM THE CUTENESS

Your mind is already thinking of where to put it in your room (names too??) but then you look up at your boyfriend and UGH you could literally melt on the spot

cause he looks SO PROUD and SO SOFT- his hands stuffed into the pocket of his pants as he gives you the smallest, happiest little smirk everrrrr

Your just feeling so grateful for the boy in front of you right now, that you put the teddy bear down and wrap Bakugo into a hug

Bakugo always acts like he doesnt want physical attention, especially in public-

But you know this boy lovessss to be touched, so when he returns the hug and gives your sides a small squeeze your weakkk in the knees

AND HE SMELLS SO GOOD

Always like caramel and something rich like firewood

You give him a quick kiss on the back of his neck

AND HOLY SHIT

HES COMBUSTING

Thank god the arcade is dark cause you would totally see his blush (something he will deny)

You pull away a smile on your face as you tell him thank you,

And

*le sigh

of course he ruins the whole cute moment you two had by saying, “Whatever-your the one who wanted the damn thing even though your too old for that shit-”

Just remind him of the All Might figures he secretly had stashed in his closet and he will combust again

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[ellitx]

Oooh~~ butler Himmel got the gears turning~~

How about a bath time with Himmel scenario (boutta make a blog called whoring for himmel, I feel bad clogging up your inbox just lemme know if its annoying oki? ;w; )

The day was sweltering hot ,whilst enjoying your daily walk on the royal grounds the sweat dripping off your back and brow was getting a bit too much to bear, even your thighs were starting to sick together where stockings didnt cover.

"Mistress are you alright? Would you like to go in for the afternoon and freshen up?" Always so attentive and kind your sweet butler is as he gently took his handkerchief and wiped your brow "Y-yes that would be wonderful, thank you" you say with lightly panting while fanning your face with your hand trying to hide the blush that was forming

Stepping into your much cooler quarters you heaved a heavy sigh of relief as you plop down into one of your chairs with Himmel following you in to make sure you're alright since venti was busy with other matters he had you for the day to himself. "Are you alright, My dearest? Is anything I may get you or help you with..?"

With all your clothing stuck to you, you could help but think "A nice bath and a change of clothes would be most delightful" and looking down with a blush knowing there was a heat only he could cool "I might need a bit of help.. I cant reach a few things.." you face beginning to burn " Help me undress..?"

A small flinch went through his body as a blush began to tinge at the tips of his ears "O-ofcourse..! Not a problem at all Mistress!" A small lie slipped his lips knowing that there was indeed a problem, him craving his dearest like mad, with him slowly removeing each article of your until much of you was exposed skin glistening, leaving nothing but intricate garments, beautiful lace gaterbelt with matching panties that dug slightly into your soft form with a complimentary bra.

"Venti had surely dressed her this morning this is much too.. too erotic for our sweet maiden.." he though to himself but he couldn't help but take in your beauty for a moment. "Alright wait here, Ill start your bath for you" he spoke trying to keep his composure through his excitement but as he walked towards your bathroom he heard soft footsteps. "Sir.. I want to acommany you.. you look quite hot yourself.. would you like to join me, I want to help take care of you since you work so hard.."

He inhales sharply at your request " would it really be alright, what if we were cought, surely if it was of her request it shouldn't be a problem" he thought again be he cant stop his mind from wandering to more inappropriate matters "A-As you wish, my dearest" holding the door open for you step inside as he pulls off he coat and gloves laying them on the marble counter.

He drinks in your ethereal form as he draws the water making sure it to your liking with dd a touch of lavender scented soap to help you both relax. "Are you sure about this my dearest.." he asked softly locking eyes with those gorgeous e/c orbs. You nervously compose your naked form undressing moments before while his back was turned "Yes.. you need some time for yourself too.. just Venti may not be too happy if he hears.. I just want to take care of you for once.." you plead crossing one arm around your breast and the other to grab his hand you pull him in for a sweet kiss.. " Dont make me wait to long~" you tease as you drop down into the tub perfectly warm and soothing

God your lips were intoxicating, nodding he turns to undess himself fully.. "N-now mistress, may you keep your eyes closed un till I tell you..?" He was really embarrassed about not only having his angel see all of him, but him already being half hard. He slowly guides you forward and positions himself behind you hoping you wont notice "Alright my dearest you can open them now.." he sighed into your shoulder while gently placing his around you " Dont be shy.. sir Im also quite heated" you whisper as you turn to face and straddle him

Oh god feeling your thighs brush against him lit aflame and with your bear wet chest leaning up against his he feels like he could combust any moment "Y-y/n.. my beloved do you really want to-" "Shhh" you hush his worries with a heated loving kiss slowly he let himself go, opening his mouth to let his tongue swirl with yours. Almost instinctually starts grinding into you with his cock brushing againt your slick folds.

"Mm..! Sir.. more..!" The way you said sir sent electricity through him he never thought he love it the way he did "My songbird.. I am here to please Aahh.. All of your commands and desires.." he moaned while while letting his hands slide up and down your plush thighs under the water being careful not to make a mess

" Then just relax Himmel..~" you cood as you raised yourself over his hardened member, wide-eyed and red faced he held your hips to position your self and slowly guiding you down onto him both moaning in unison you rested on him, just laying your head on his shoulders rubbing them to try to ease all of his tensions while you bask in the full feeling of your core

"Aa... Y/N you really are such.. nng.. an angel so sweet.. so beautiful.. to think I have been blessed with you.." He couldn't help be feel so loved by you and himself sit with the warmth of you around him.. "H-Himmel Ahhh~ I want to please you too.." He feels so torn one side wants to keep you still and feel your wet warmth all around him but the other wants to rut up into you bringing you both bliss "M-misstress.. Ahh!"

Your sudden bounces cought him of guard "Im sorry sir I- Ahh.. I cant help it..!!" He grips your hips tighter helping you to move on him whilst water sloshes about "Oh.. god my sweet... Its so good!! More..!" He shakily breathes out the coil building the more you go, wanting to come undone as you clench down around him and with your hands on his shoulders trying not to slip "Yes..! Right there..! I dont know how much longer i can h-hold it..!

"Dont my songbird..! Let it go spill onto me..!! And that you did leaking everything you had onto with you clenching onto him he swiftly pulls out and finishes into the tub "mmm..!" He moans looking away shyly.

You curl up onto his chest and playfully whipser " looks like the day got even hotter huh~"

( oops this got long im sorry sjdjdj -💚)

ANON YOURE FEEDING ME WITH THESE HIMMEL CONTENTS AND I LOVE YOU FOR DOING THIS FEED ME MORE PLS IM HUNGRY, IM THIRSTY FOR HIMMEL

I. NEED. MORE. HIMMEL >:((

And you also included one of his kinks of shower sex!? I mean it’s not really shower but yeah he’s into those taking a bath with his darling ;3c

And that sir 👀 i have a headcanon where himmel has the position of the student council president and he sometimes stays late to finish all the paperworks and his darling often visits him to check on how he’s doing.

Wink wonk we know where this is going ♪(´ε｀ ) himmel, stressed, desk sex—

[xnchxntmxnt]

could i possibly have a scenario where kenma is streaming and his datemate comes in and sneaks into his lap for cuddles. and the stoic kozuken just melts and gives them ‘sneaky’ kisses in between rounds

Serendipity

Kozume Kenma X GN!Reader

So I am,,,bad at timeskip things lol but IM GONNA TRY FOR YOU DUDE. I was especially nervous to write this one because youre so cool and i really appreciate your existence so im like hhhh dont wanna screw this up. But we will try. I had a cute idea so rather than the two of you dating you're actually engaged but that’s i think the biggest difference from your ask.

Also (I promise I’m joking here lol i promise) y’all are kenma simps i have so many kenma asks in my inbox rn--im dead its hilarious to me. Maybe thats just me laughing at myself cause I’m that person that scrolls through all of Bokuto, Kuroo, Atsumu & Tendou posts on masterlists. I love that you guys love kenma though i like writing for him.

Anyway, off we go!

CW// light swearing (I THINK I usually tag it anyway just in case) Reader Info: GN!Reader, post-Timeskip so 20s ig

Kozume Kenma and the world-renowned gaming streamer Kodzuken were two very different people. While both more reserved and had colorful language, you could tell there was a barrier between Kenma’s on and off screen lives.

Kenma was your favorite gamer boy, as much as you teased him about getting off the switch and going outside. He wore the cat-ear headphones you got him for his birthday as a gag gift and waited for Kuroo’s weekly check in call every Thursday afternoon. Even changed his streaming schedule so that he and his friend had more than twenty minutes to talk. He was a quiet person, but had a certain soft and romantic side to him that you loved.

Kodzuken, on the other hand, was a very different person entirely. He was more secretive about his private life, leaving the privacy of his friends and family up to them. You weren’t one for being super popular on social media, so you weren’t on Kenma’s streams very often. Actually, you were pretty sure you’d never actually been on a stream. Not that you couldn’t be, you just tended to leave him alone when he was live.

There was a lot of speculation and questions buzzing about on his Tumblr tag when someone noticed the engagement ring on his finger. The two of you laughed about it, going through the posts about his secret significant other. You agreed you would get on his stream one day, just to introduce yourself, but you didn’t know when that day would be.

Today, however, you felt particularly clingy and cold. He was on a stream, promising to get to the end of the game he’d been playing for weeks now, and you already had to eat dinner without him. Now it was getting late into the evening and you wanted to cuddle.

What better way to introduce yourself was there?

You knew better than to surprise him when he was in the middle of a round, but it was also the best time to walk into the room unnoticed. He was so deep into his computer he paid no attention to the door slowly creaking open and you walking in.

You stood just out of frame of the camera, watching him play. You loved watching the games he played, but your favorite part of video games with him was watching him. On a day to day basis, Kenma was a pretty reserved guy, but the one thing you could get him fired up about was his video games. He was so passionate about it (that and his apple pie) and you loved the way his eyes lit up from more than just the screen.

He beat the battle he was on and got to a cutscene. You noticed he was about to start talking about the fight but paused and smiled at you.

“I was going to surprise you,” you teased. “You have room for a player two?”

“It’s a one-player game, babe, I’m sorry…”

You glanced at the screen in front of him that monitored his stream and the comments were blowing up. Everyone was desperate to know who this mystery person was. You saw comment after comment come in, most asking questions, some gushing about the fact that he called you babe, and others spamming of heart emojis.

“Then make room,” you teased, walking into view of the camera. You sat sideways across his lap, laying your head on his shoulder so you could see the screen.

He smirked, turning back to the camera. “Alright, then--I wasn’t expecting to do this tonight but everyone, this is my fiance, (L/N) (Y/N). Say hi, I guess.”

“Hi, everyone, I’m the reason your favorite streamer actually gets his butt off his game and gets eight hours of sleep so he can function in the morning,” you remark, then leaning up to kiss his cheek. “Go back to playing. I was just cold.”

He hummed in reply, leaning forward slightly to read the comments. “Alright, alright, guys, save your questions—I’m gonna make a post on Twitter tomorrow about a Q&A so you guys can ask stuff now that they’re here. Let’s finish this game tonight though, yeah?”

He went back to playing soon after, as he normally would, but this time you were curled up comfortably in his lap. Between fights and during cutscenes, you noticed he relaxed against you. He sometimes put his chin on top of your head, pulling one of his arms away from his computer so he could hug you. You smiled, dropping little kisses on his cheek.

As time went on, you started getting more tired, but had no interest in leaving. You eyelids felt heavier the longer you stayed there, comfortable against your fiancé.

“Go to sleep, darling,” he mumbled to you, kissing the top of your head between rounds. “I’ll get you in bed in a bit. I love you.”

You hum, curling in a little closer to him. “Love you too, Kenma,” you reply, feeling a little laughter bubble up in his chest. “Hm?”

“You’re popular,” he replied. “We really have to do that Q&A when you’re up for it.”

“Sleep first, questions later.”

“Everyone says goodnight and sweet dreams.”

“Tell everyone goodnight then for me.”

He only smiled slightly, kissing your temple. “Goodnight, (Y/N).”

So yeah! I’m so sorry this took so long but I hope it made up for it—I’m trying to work on more asks now as we speak. Reqs are still open though-if you have an idea you want me to write (or just an idea in general) please send it in! It’s a serotonin boost for me 😅😅

[leahblackk]

how would you act in the middle of a fight with spencer like if you would ignore him or something? i am a speah shipper apparently i’m not the only one as i’ve seen people in your blog

join the club i guess?? until today that I was checking my inbox i saw this so I’m sorry for such a late response.

it really flattered me to know people actually ship us but I don’t know, it’s kinda weird lmao.

but welcome to my imagination anyhow

i think everything would solve out depending on what the fight was about, you know? like how strong in the spectrum of ‘it’s okay it’s a silly fight’ to ‘don’t come near me or I will punch your throat’

i am mostly a silencer giver in fights in general. if I ever have a fight with anyone and it got me pretty upset I wouldn’t be talking to said person. so fuck you Spencer talk with my hand would be the case if he ever says something wrong and it hurt me or something, we all know Spencer is pretty passive-aggressive when he’s mad and if I’m honest I don’t tolerate that shit at all. if you want to me aggressive with me do it then, say something or whatever but please don’t hide your moves and mostly if you ask them “what’s wrong?” or “what are you acting this way” And they have this stupid smirk on their face and say “nothing is wrong” or “you’re making all that up” this got a lil personal.

i really hate passive-aggressiveness

so in terms of that and let’s suppose the fight was pretty strong and he is all passive-aggressive I would just ignore him and don’t respond to his hints, but if he overstep, hold up tears don’t come out right now let me just say something to this bitch. yeah… pretty much. but mostly will be silence and nothing but silence until he gets tired and says something.

if it is his fault, then I would contain myself from everything and let him apologize for all the wrong he did, and I would be like “okay” and keep giving him the silent treatment because once again I DONT LIKE PASSIVE-AGRESSIVE STUFF

but if it is my fault I would try everything to make everything right.

so yeah pretty much.

[justmywriting1313]

Hello! I just wanted to let you know that your writing is amazing and I’ve been coming back to read your posts non stop. Referring the the Beel hc of “compliments” plz keep Belphie a part of it, I feel like it’s really smooth that way and add that extra dash of angst and keeps me in my feels. Also also, plz write for Thranduil (dunno if I’m spelling that right) from the hobbit I feel like you’d write him so well and do him justice QvQ

Helluuuuu,

Omg, I feel like this must have come a really long time ago cause of the Thranduile thing and I am sooooo sorry for answering it late!! Honestly I dont check my inbox enough cause I dont get a lot of submissions (I really wish I got more 😭👀). Anywhooo this just made my day!!

I am so super happy you like my writing and that you enjoyed the addition of Belphie. I wont lie I have had a little block for that fic since I can't seem to work smut into it which is what everyone wants but this definitely made me feel so much better.

Also my heart is literally jumping up happily at the fact that you think I can write Thranduile well! Like sending a big virtual hug AAAAAH!!