#sorry it took me so long to get to this !!!

[dumplingsjinson]

Hello, how are you? Would you be willing to do some argument scenarios prompts, please? Regardless, you have my thanks!!

List of “we’re not fighting, we’re arguing. learn the difference” prompts 

“I already told you I didn’t want to talk about it, yet you kept insisting!” “That’s because I fucking care about you!” “Well, did I ask for you to care care about me?”

“Oh, don’t you dare go pinning the blame on me.”

“This isn’t… This isn’t about you. Why are you always making it about you?”

“How did we end up like this?”

“Don’t give me that fucking look.”

Character A getting on Character B’s last nerves, which causes Character B to burst at Character A, hurtling hurtful insults at them they don’t actually mean.

Character B bursting into tears in the middle of an argument.

“This isn’t working. We’re going back and forth.”

“Why does anything I say never get through your thick fucking skull, [name]?”

“I don’t want to do this with you here.” “That’s what you always say whenever I’m trying to talk some sense into you.”

Character A always using their age to dismiss Character B’s side of things even though they’re only a month older than them. “You’re only one month older than me, you fucking shit.”

Arguing over the dumbest shit. We’re talking about petty shit like: “Why’d you buy this type of bread? You know I don’t like this type of bread! Why do you never listen to me?” or “You put the toilet paper roll the wrong way again! It’s always like this with you! The fucking disrespect!”

“So I’m the one at fault?” “That’s not what I’m saying—” “Well, it jolly well sure sounds like it!”

“Look me in the eyes and tell me you didn’t fucking lie to me this whole time.”

“I don’t want to argue about this anymore.”

“I hate you.” “You don’t mean that.” “Right now, I do. More than anything in the world.” “More than the I love yous?” “…You’re playing unfair.” 

“…I need space.”

“You ruined everything! I hope you’re happy.”

Arguing over the same bullshit until one character says, “You never change, do you? You never fucking change. Always so stubborn; always thinking you’re right.”

“Stop arguing with me in front of the kids!” “For the last time, they’re not our fucking kids.” 

Character A getting sick of arguing with Character B so they plug in their ear phones and put the volume up loud enough so they can’t hear Character B bitching about. 

“You know what? Fuck you. I’m not going to waste any more of my time, arguing over something you clearly think you’re right about. Which, by the way, you’re fucking wrong about.” 

Character B being done with Character A teasing them, which leads into a pretty big argument, with Character A calling Character B “too sensitive for their own good”.

“Why don’t you go fucking elope with them if you’re going to side with them every single time?!”

Drunken arguments where neither of them are making any sense.

Character A and Character B arguing because Character B is a self-sacrificing idiot and always puts themselves first over everyone else and Character A is tired of seeing them be like this — they just want them to care about themselves for once. Is that so hard to ask for? 

The look of disappointment, during an argument, coming from Character A which causes Character B’s heart to break. 

“You’re so unlike the person I fell in love with at first. Who… Who are you?”

“Give me an hour. One hour, and I’ll… I’ll be able to talk to you about this properly without me wanting to yell at you, or end up saying things I don’t mean.”

“Calm down,” Character A says, which ticks Character B the fuck off. “Don’t tell me to fucking calm down, you asshole,” Character B spits. 

[pest-icide]

this fellow seems to speak (write, fish is mute) your language. say hi

(sorry felt like impulsively showing you my rat)

What? Oh. It’s a new one. Great.

[ Pest crossed their arms, glaring at it. ]

Are you the reason the elevator floods?

[elpsycongruent]

fave ghost trick character(s) for the bingo card? 👻

ghost trick is a funny one for this specific bingo card; it's such a tight story, the characters are all fantastic, and the ending is SO GOOD, that I don't actually think it's even possible to get a bingo?

but anyway, here's the Actual Best Boy Ever, missile!

emphasis on the charming, and the solving all the problems in the entire story, because holy shit. [REDACTED FOR SPOILERS] works hard, but our valiant little doggie works harder.

speaking of, here's our master manipulator, [REDACTED FOR SPOILERS]:

yes, he is both too stupid to live (and boy howdy...) AND completely brilliant. he contains multitudes. also again: THAT ENDING T_T

hilariously, cabanela's bingo card is almost identical. he just gets one more square:

is he gay? is he bi? i'm not sure, but regardless, he is FABULOUS.

and finally, have our baby rooster of a detective, lynne!

your honor, i love her <3

[duskandcobalt]

Everywhere, Everything for the ask game 😄

Hi!! Hehe okay it’s unfinished but let’s do it

Favourite scene - this is sooo hard but I think it’s gotta be the first kiss in the kitchen!

Favourite chapter - I think so far, chapter 6! It’s sort of the pivotal chapter and also features the first scene I wrote for this fic

Hardest scene to write - the bit with Graysen and Azriel, I couldn’t work out how exactly I wanted that to go and tbh I still don’t know if I’m happy with it

Favourite character to write - elain!!!! I looooove writing elain because it’s hard as hell in this fic but also so therapeutic

Favourite dynamic to write - Elriel will always have my heart but I’m plotting a little Nesta/az moment and that friendship will always be my weakness

Why I chose the title - bc Noah Kahan is my lord and saviour and also you’ll have to stay tuned to find out

A fun fact about the fic - I initially had this fic titled “tis the damn season” and if you have a read of chapter two, I think it’s evident why

[promptsforyourwhumpfic]

Whump Prompt #1045

Anon asked: Anything for a reptilian whumpee?

I can give it a go.

The whumper slicing off their tail/ a limb to see if it really does grow back.

And if it doesn’t, the whumpee feels off-balance. (How is the wound cauterised?)

The non-reptile team/friends not knowing how to help. 

The whumpee being mistaken for an amphibian and forced to swim - they nearly drown. 

If they have poisonous spit, they’re always worried about those around them, so they try to keep people at a distance. 

What if in a nightmare, they scratch/bite someone? (or themselves)

The whumpee was ostracised from society due to their unusual colourings. 

The whumper ‘descaling’ your whumpee - either with a fish descaler or just a knife. 

Loosing teeth/claws during a fight. 

Scars that leave permanent, ugly and obvious marks in their skin. 

When the temperature drops they are miserable - they get sick easily and take longer to recover - maybe they frequently lose consciousness like iguanas do lol. 

Your character doesn’t know their own strength and is often labelled as the muscle. What if they just want to be a caretaker? They can be gentle, they promise!

[itlollie]

I just saw your eclipse and-

.. I wanna be held by them :')-

He doesn’t quite understand the concept

[ladye-zelda]

for the 3 sentence prompt...

perhaps

lenient?

"Perhaps I had been a bit to... lenient..." Wars sighed, staring at the two heroes covered in mud with sticks in their hair. Hyrule and Wild giggled to themselves; it was almost too easy to get away with trouble when Wars was put in charge!

[jayjj7]

OMG my prebuilt pc recently broke too, T^T manufacturing company gave up on fixing it and just gave me store credits 🗿 im gonna build my first pc soon doe! :D just waiting on my CPU cooler >:3 hope ur pc continues on strong!!! also, what r the specs to ur pc? :3 hehe srry

OMG IM SO SORRY YOUR PC BROKE when mine broke i was literally going through it😭😭 BUT WHEN YOU FINISH BUILDING YOUR NEW PC YOU SHOULD DEF LMK HOW IT GOES!!

my processor is 13th gen intel(r) core(tm) i7-13700f

16.0GB ram

NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4070

1TB SSD

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

The struggle is real

LMAO RIP

[xxpinktatertotsxx]

:D

FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND

Several... weeks???? Later I return to actually answer this, because my brain forgot that I never actually answered this.

But, Hi Hi Hi! :D! Fwend beloved!

[obligatetrekkie]

:)

hello :P

[mallowstep]

since the clans have no war-specific code and are also always at war, this makes every crime a war crime. Disobeying your leader? Halfclan relationships? Eating before you fed meemaw? That's all treason, baybee!

well now we have to start discussing the definition of a war. now obviously, a state doesn't have to declare a war to be at war. but war crimes are part of the law of war which involves declaring war, so can they be at war without declaring it?

[kingthunder]

Heyyy. 😊 For the THATW song ask game, how about Marbles for questions 2, 7, and 8?

2. How does this song make you feel?

Oh boy, THIS SONG. Sometimes I can listen to it and just enjoy the melody and lyricism and only pay fleeting attention to the vast underwater iceberg of emotions its hauling underneath it. Just mindlessly singing along to "if by palace you mean that abestos and beans from a tin and the gin that we brewed in the bathtub" (which took my mouth forever to learn how to wrap around for some reason?? Joey why and also how did you write this).

And sometimes it smacks me with this aching melancholy for my granny, who had Alzheimer's at the end, and never even got to know that she had great grandchildren.

And sometimes it smacks me with the lifetime of love that two people can have for each other, the good and the bad all tangled up together into something painful but beautiful.

And sometimes it makes me feel the passage of time like a wound.

And sometimes it makes me terrified.

And sometimes I cry. (Once, I started crying, and just as a sob actually came out, Joey and Madeleine sang together "oh dear god, dear heart, don't cry" and then I just had to stop crying and laugh, because how could you not?)

I don't know if any song has ever made me experience the sheer number of different emotions that this one has. It's overwhelming sometimes to the point that I have to skip it and go right to Battle Cries. 😅

7. What other TAD songs do you associate with this song?

Hmmmm, Chords, maybe? They're both clearly couples who've seen some years together.

8. Do you visualize any colors, images, or scenes when listening to this song?

I mostly just picture the events of the song as they're singing them, I think. But of course "lime green" popped into my head as a color. :)

(ask game here)

[altered-intellect]

you too!

[stil-lindigo]

mumbattan's one and only pavitr prabhakar!!

prints

[specshroom]

Some rather unlucky investments have landed you in a tad of debt. However, you have know of a way to get out of it that requires very little work on your part.

The "Pussy Portal" company are always hiring after all.

All you have to do is have a portal directly connected to your pussy that any paying customer can use at any time. What could go wrong?

Just realized u didn't actually say it had to be monsterfucking specifically but I made it that anyway lmao.

At least you thought it was going to be very little work on your part.

But now you're not so sure as you sit on the train ride home trying to act like there isn't a monster cock reaching deep in your cunt.

You curse yourself for not reading the terms and conditions of the contract properly. You thought they were just being hyperbolic when they said "Prime Pussy Anywhere, Anytime!" Surely they would have down times right?

No. There are no down times unless you call in a sick day of which you only have few. You shoulda known that pay was too good to be true.

At least whoever's using your portal seems to only be cockwarming themselves for the time being, although that could change at any moment. Every jerk of the train makes you tense up as you try and act as nonchalant as possible. The cock sits so snug and warm inside you, it twitches every time you tense around it.

On the customer app your portal is advertised as specifically "Human pussy" so you like imagining the kinds of monsters who would pick that out specifically. You haven't figured out what monster this one might be, it's rather thick and hot with a very generous amount of precum.

When you get to your stop the train jerks more than you expected and you have to subtly cover your mouth and grab the railing to avoid making a sound. Your customer definitely felt you clench down in panic as their cock jumps in excitement.

They start grinding down slowly on the portal, their cock thrusting shallowly. You speed walk straight for the train station bathrooms and lock yourself inside a stall. Close call but you made it and just in time for their shallow thrusts to turn into full pumps into your slick pussy.

You lean your back on the wall of the stall as your cunt is now being thoroughly pounded by this stranger. You have to crouch to your knees as your orgasm builds up, rubbing your clit with one hand while the other covers your mouth.

Just as you're about to tip over the edge you feel something bigger at the base of the shaft bump against your pussy with each hard thrust. You gasp in realization but it's too late as the monster thrusts their knot past your entrance and you cum hard with a silent scream, spasming and shaking against the bathroom stall.

Their cum fills you to the brim, kept inside by their inflamed knot. They don't stop cumming for several minutes but when they do it takes you several more to compose yourself enough to step out of the bathroom on wobbly legs.

You make the slow and embarrassing walk home while the monster's knot sits snuggly inside your pussy, keeping all that warm cum inside you.

The knot inside you doesn't deflate fully until you're already home and making dinner. You have to grip the counter, shivering slightly as your customer pulls out and goes on with their day having been properly satisfied. The thought makes you feel a strange sense of pride. Just then your phone beeps with a notification from the Portal companies app.

The customer left a tip!

How nice! They also left a review on your page,

"10/10. Best stress relief. Would fuck again."