#source four

[t00thpasteface]

who let this man adopt a child

[mischievous-thunder]

When these four start interacting that's a whole different level of chaos

[roguemonsterfucker]

On the subject of yesterday's rants about interacting with wild animals...

don't pick up a wild rabbit without protective gear (and preferably not at all, if you can avoid it).

You may think "oh what a cute little bunny! what could it possibly do that would hurt me???"

Claws.

Teeth.

Powerful back legs. That have claws.

Rabbits are fucking badass, I tell you. They will claw the shit out of you. They will bite you. They will use every muscle in their body to fight you.

Don't fuck with rabbits.

Brought to you by a video on reddit of a guy trying to help save a rabbit. He didn't pick it up or anything, he handled things as well as he could. But comments on the video were saying he could've picked it up and I'm just like "NO!"

Like, in the grand scheme of things, a rabbit won't be able to fuck you up as much as some animals but do NOT make the mistake of thinking that they can't fuck you up. They can and they will and they want to. Rabbits have murder in their hearts.

[that-vampire-loser]

Andrew minyards closet is FULL. he’s the complete opposite of Neil, loves shopping, loves buying clothes (and buying neil clothes).

And what does neil do? Instead of wearing the clothes Andrew buys him, he just wears Andrew’s clothes

[utilitymonstermash]

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Hua Cheng, in the middle of a meeting: I miss my husband guys, I miss him a lot.

Hua Cheng, leaving: I’ll be back.

[entiqua]

the theory that blue doesn't mind being on cleaning duty he's just annoyed that he has to work with shadow (who probably doesn't do any work)

[spideytorch-hovel]

a reminder of (some of the) canon nicknames Peter gives to Johnny

[justastarrymess]

Klaus: “Five is not a morning person. Or a night person. There's really only about five minutes a day you are fun to be around.”

Five: “The best part is you never know when they're coming.”

[this-is-krikkit]

erwin: would you slap your best friend for a thousand dollars?

levi, scoffing: i would slap hange for free

hange, tearing up: i’m your best friend??

[eesirachs]

history of the hebrew bible

—1250-1000 bce israel emerges in the highlands of canaan, holding oral narratives of the pentateuch (abraham, if historical, ca. 1800, moses ca. 1250)

—1050 bce the united monarchy forms. saul's reign ca. 1050. david's ca. 1000. solomon's ca. 960. the latter erects the temple. the first former prophets are summoned

—ca 950 bce the oral narrative of the pentateuch is recorded in hebrew. some scholars name this earliest source the yahwist

—922 bce the kingdoms separate into israel in the north (capital samaria) and judah in the south (capital jerusalem). more former prophets are summoned, as well as the latter and the twelve

—ca 850 bce the so-called elohist source records oral narratives of the pentateuch. they may have access to the yahwist source

—722/21 bce assyria ruins samaria, exiles population. this exile affects prophets from the north such as amos and hosea

—621 bce josiah "finds" a scroll in the temple. this deuteronomist source reifies his reforms

—606 babylon and medes ruin nineveh

—597-586 bce babylon ruins jerusalem, namely, the temple. exiles population. this exile affects prophets from the south such as ezekiel and jeremiah

—ca 550 bce the priestly source, keen on re-membering in the midst of exile, records oral narratives of pentateuch. they made use of earlier written sources (so-called j, e, and d sources). some scholars suggest most, if not all, of the hebrew narrative is in fact recorded in this exile period

—539 bce persia ruins babylon, returns judean exiles, allows for temple to be rebuilt

—520-515 bce the temple rebuilt in jerusalem. this starts the 'second temple period'

—400 bce the torah section of the canon reaches its final form

—336-323 bce alexander the great ruins persia

—312-198 bce ptolemies of egypt reign over judah. the dead sea scrolls are composed ca. 300-100 bce. seleucids conquer jerusalem ca. 198

—200s bce LXX is composed in greek. the prophets section of the canon reaches its final form

—168/167 bce syria reigns over jerusalem. maccabean revolt

—33 ce a rabbi from nazareth with kind eyes hangs on a cross

—40s-60s ce a pharisee falls off a horse, sends letters to house churches (pauline epistles)

—66-70 ce the second temple is destroyed

—60s-110s the four gospels of the second testament are written. a fifth one, named q, may or may not be lost at this time

—100 ce the writings section of the canon reaches its final form

—300-400 ce codex vaticanus and codex sinaiticus composed

—600-900 ce the MT is rendered. hebrew is afforded vowels, finally. aleppo codex and cairo codex composed

[roaxes]

Together were the FOUR musketeers!

Thumbnail made for recent playthrough

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: …I should get back before Bill and Richie kill each other

Stan: Yeah. Wouldn’t want to miss that

[lukaherehelp]

Also, the spanish commentators went for the israeli throats before the actual programing started and after put this on the broadcast. Now the Eurovision Committee is pissed off.

So yeah. You tried, but people don't forget. Will never forget.

[reptileguy-txt]

does anyone want to hear my fo4 companion headcanons that DOESNT mischaracterize half of them and infantilize the other half . and actually includes the more niche companions for once instead of being the big ones everyone likes . (please say yes please say yes please say yes)

[nightcorecarseatheadrest]

“Jessica has a forehead scar from the deep end of a pool. I ask Jessica what drowning feels like and she says not everything feels like something else.” - Angie Sijun Lou