#source: code geass abridged

[kcuf-ad]

Dazai: Hello?

Ranpo: Hey whatsup?

Dazai: We need your help, can you come here?

Ranpo: I can't, I am buying clothes.

Dazai: Alright, just hurry up.

Ranpo: I can't find them.

Dazai: What do you mean you can't find them?

Ranpo: I can't find them, there is only soup.

Atsushi: I am sorry, what do you mean there is only soup?

Ranpo: I mean there is only soup!

Yosano: Then go to the other aisle!

Ranpo: Alright! You don't have to shout at me! ... There is more soup!

Kenji: What do you mean there is more soup?

Ranpo: There is just more soup!

Junichiro: Go to the other aisle!

Ranpo: There is more soup!

Kyouka: Where are you right now?!

Ranpo: I am at soup!

Kunikida: What do you mean you are at Soup?!

Ranpo: I mean I am at soup!

Fukuzawa: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Ranpo: I AM AT THE SOUP STORE!

Everyone in the Agency: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Ranpo: FUCK YOU!

[incorrectswordcatcherquotes]

Kel: I can’t do it. It’s against my moral compass. Lin: Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel.

[incorrecthungergamesquotes]

Johanna: I can't do it! It would be against my moral compass!

Finnick: Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel!

[incorrecthlvraiquotes]

Benrey: I can’t do it. It’s against my moral compass.

Gordon: Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel.

[dresdenfilesincorrectquotes]

Harry: *answering the phone at 2 am* Hello?

Molly: *very clearly high* You gotta help me, I'm buying clothes and I can't find them.

Harry: What you mean you can't find them?

Molly: I can't them, there's only soup.

Harry: What do you mean there's only soup?

Molly: I mean there's only soup!

Harry: Then get out of the soup aisle!

Molly: You don't have to yell at me!

Molly: *walking sounds*

Molly: There's more soup!

Harry: Go to the next aisle!

Molly: There's still soup!

Harry: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW!?

Molly: I'm at soup!

Harry: What does that even mean!?

[echolalia-daily]

who’s buying clothes at the soup store?

[incorrect-kingsglaive-quotes]

Luche: I can't do that, it's against my moral compass.

Nyx: Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel.

[contexterrorexe]

Laika: Hey, Dingo, I need your help.

Dingo: I can't I'm buying clothes.

Laika: Alright, well hurry up, then get over here.

Dingo: I can't find them.

Laika: What do you mean you can't find them?

Dingo: I can't find them there's only soup.

Laika: ...what do you mean there's only soup?

Dingo: It means there's only soup!

Laika: Well then get out of the soup aisle!

Dingo: Alright you don't have to shout at me!

[pause]

Dingo: There's more soup!

Laika: What do you mean there's more soup!?

Dingo: There's just more soup!

Laika: Go into the next aisle!

Dingo: There's still soup.

Laika: Where ARE you right now!?

Dingo: I'm at Soup!

Laika: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP!?

Dingo: I'm mean I'm at Soup!

Laika: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?

Dingo: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!

Laika: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!?

Dingo: FUCK YOU!

[totally-correct-nefarious-quotes]

From touhouvictoria on Discord

Crow: Well well well, Mackintyre Mulder. *spins around in a chair* We meet again.  Aw, that was awesome!  Did you see that?  Let me do that again!

Becky, thinking to herself: I’m surrounded by idiots.

Crow: *back in his original position* Well well well, Mr. Mulder- *spins in his chair again* We meet again!

Becky, thinking to herself: Honestly, if it wasn’t for the money, I would’ve quit years ago.

Crow: Aw, that was awesome!  Let me do it again!

Becky: *chanting ‘beach house on the waterfront’ internally*

Crow: *back at it again in that original position* Y’know what’s really amazing?  *spins around a third time* This isn’t even a swivel chair.  Yeah, it was dead-bolted to the floor when I got in here.  Makes you wonder how I’m doing this!

Becky, thinking to herself: By causing $30,000 worth of damage.

[naehja]

threat or flirt?

Zero: *flies far away in his knightmare*

Suzaku: Someone!! Stop him!

(cuts to the island as crickets chirp)

Suzaku: Damn it, Gino!

Gino: Hey, my tristan was bitch-slapped through this island! What's your excuse?

Suzaku: I was occupied to threaten Zero!!!

Anya: threat or flirt?

[this-is-quite-homoerotic]

[incorrect-codegeass]

Tamaki : I will not let a technicality stop me.

Kallen: A technicality like rules?

Tamaki: Yeah. I hate those things.

[mcu-incorrect-quotes]

Steve: I can’t do it. It’s against my moral compass.

Tony: Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel.

[incorrectncisquotes]

Gibbs: I can't do it. It's against my moral compass.

Vance: Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel.

[incorrect-vrains-quotes]

Yusaku: Hello?

Takeru: Hello what's up?

Yusaku: Hey can you come here, I need some help.

Takeru: I can't, I'm buying clothes.

Yusaku: Alright well, hurry up and come over here.

Takeru: Well, I can't find them.

Yusaku: What do you mean "you can't find them?"

Takeru: I can't find them. There's only soup.

Yusaku: What do you mean "there's only soup"?!?

Takeru: THERE'S ONLY SOUP!

Yusaku: WELL GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE.

Takeru: Alright, you don't have to shOUT AT ME!

Takeru: There's more soup.

Yusaku: Where are you right now?!

Takeru: I’M AT SOUP!

Yusaku: Which store are you in?!

Takeru: I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Yusaku: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE??!!

Takeru: FUCK YOU!!!

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

Suzaku: What did you do?

Lelouch: Okay, I will tell you but you can’t be mad at me.

Suzaku: What. Did. You. Do?

Lelouch: Well, I was minding my own business -

Suzaku: Bullshit.

Lelouch: I was!