#source: grim adventures of billy and mandy

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Isaac: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.   Stiles: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?

[crybabycunt]

(when teaming up with Kate means non-lethal takedowns aka some habits are hard to break)

Yelena: Let's say I killed somebody.

Kate: Where's the body?

Yelena: This is hypothetical!

Kate: And I'm not an idiot. Where's the body?

Yelena:

Yelena: The freezer, but--

[virtuouswhitehatorganization]

So Many Questions That Don't Need To be Answered

Green Rod: Yes, my children's father is actually a nuclear zombie and a villain. Nobody can tell you who to fall in love with, but we've managed to make it work all these years. Leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered.

Dr. Penumbra: Eh, works for me.

Dr. Mauser Jr: Me too.

Sunblast: ...Yeeeeeaaah, but how did you and metal head...

Green Rod:(in the exact same tone of voice) Leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered.

[incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes]

Reyes: Lorenzo! LORENZO WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?  Lorenzo: (nervous) Having some unicorn bone.  Reyes: And what have I said about having some unicorn bone in front of the customers!?  Reyes: (spraying Lorenzo with spray bottle) Bad Lorenzo! 

[labrat8899]

Manny: Why do the good die young?

Domino: Well, mostly because I get confused.

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

Xue Yang: Why won’t you love me, Xiao Xingchen? I’ll be anything you want me to be! Xiao Xingchen: I WANT YOU TO BE DEAD!

[amostexcellentblog]

Iceman: How come every time I take you two to a mall it burns to the ground?

Maverick: Search me...

10-Year Old Bradley: I blame the economy.

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

You'll have to forgive Wrecker — he's an idiot.

Tech

[weirdkev27]

Dale: Look Dev, It’s not that I don’t love you anymore. It’s just that I love Irep more! Also you are dead to me.

[capndragn94]

Glimmer: But don't you ever miss your old job?

Catra: Miss commanding regimented forces of destructive power? As we encircle the globe with our terrible iron fists of might? Crushing down all the pathetic fools who dared stand before us? Gorging our bellies on their cries for mercy, UNTIL AT LAST, I ALONE STAND, AS THE GLORIOUS DARK LORD OF ALL THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!

*gasps for breath*

Catra: Not at all. Don't miss it.

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

Sabre: I don't know, Galaxy Steve. Your idea is -

Sabre:

Sabre: Come to think of it, that's probably the single most brilliant idea you've ever had.

Galaxy Steve: I know! And I'm never gonna have another one like it. That's why we have to do this!

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: Oh, for Pete's sake, Jennifer, what the heck is a giant anaconda doing in the kitchen?!  Jennifer: Pretty much whatever it wants, I'm thinking. 

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

I’m not jealous, I’m possessive and that’s very different.

Usagi

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Ruby: Does anyone know what they're doing?

Everyone: ......

Ruby: Good. Me neither. Let's get started!

[incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes]

Diana: Oh, for Pete's sake, Adair, what the heck is a giant anaconda doing in the kitchen?!  Adair: Pretty much whatever it wants, I'm thinking. 

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Sally: *watching Eddie and Frank in the distance* Wow, love makes people do stupid things.

Wally: I love everything!

Sally: …That explains a lot.