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deusverve · 3 months
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Hey so about that voice actor announcement
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Shredder: I hate woman.
Leo: That sounds like a you problem, chief.
Shredder: I’m also homophobic, and you’re looking pretty gay right now.
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*Megaman is fighting through Adventure Mode, minding his own business*
Pit: MACHINE!
Megaman: Wha-
Pit: Turn. Back. Now.
Megaman: I think I'm getting a Zoom Call from God.
Pit: For what purpose do you trample upon this palace?
Megaman: Uh... for what purpose... do you?
Pit: To question God is heresy, machine! But for your information I am driving the corpse of Kraid like a fucking Mazda!
Megaman: Okay.
Pit: It appears your choice is made. As the Righteous Hand of the Mother I will beat you back into silicon!
Megaman: Someone has mommy issues.
Pit. literally exploding onto the scene: I do NOT have mommy issues! I AM MAMMA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!
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incorrectfmaquotes · 1 year
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Ed: That's a nice argument Cornello, why don't you back it up with a source? Father Cornello: My source is that I made it the fuck up!
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"This video is very normal, I swear~!"
Uzi, tricking her audience into watching the most unhinged and chaotic thing she's made on YouTube so far
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totallyrwbyquotes · 1 year
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Cinder: Your choice is made... as the righteous hand of the Witch Mother Salem, I will beat you back into silicon!
Penny: I think somebody has mummy issues...
Cinder: I DO NOT HAVE MOTHER ISSUES, I AM MAMA'S SPECIAL FUCKING GIRL!
(Source: Max0r)
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Calliope: nice argUment, brother. why don’t yoU back it Up with a soUrce?
Caliborn: MY SOuRCE IS. THAT I MADE IT THE FuCK uP.
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nina-floret · 7 months
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leoprime13 · 1 month
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Ilene Andrews: Bernie, Walmart isn’t some spawn of Satan. It’s just a supermarket
Bernie Hayes: I disagree with you based on empirical evidence
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angieexistsnow · 10 months
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do you see now? all this murder and you still aren't based
you bastard
shuut the fuck up
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leonelmolinari · 10 months
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V1 vs V2
Fight of brothers
(ft. Wes V2 from Max0r's video!)
To be honest, i LOVE this mod that adds a voice for V2!! Especially being Wes from Max0r's incorrect summary of Ultrakill, it's cool
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April: I think someone has daddy issues.
Karai: I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES! I’M PAPA’S SPECIAL FUCKING GIRL!
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Wario: *sitting at home, minding his own business*
Ganondorf: *bursts through the wall* 'Sup little incel, ever think about playing God?
Wario: Uh, no?
Ganondorf: *grabbing him by the scruff of his nexk* Well i do, so listen up. We need to cook. *throws Wario into a cabinet smashing it*
Ganondorf: *picking him up and dusting him off* I know things have been hard for you after your lobotomy which is why I feel comfortable giving you a gun.
*Ganondorf drops an AR-15 into Wario's hands*
Ganondorf: So, welcome to the US Marine Corps... just kidding, we shoot people for actual money.
Ganondorf: *hands Wario a massive dossier* I need you to assassinate the Business World's finest through a series of increasingly deranged bouncy castles and alternate dimensions. Just, like, don't think about it too hard.
Wario: All right, but I have ONE question for you... Can I watch the static channel?
Ganondorf: Uh, sure, I guess?
Wario: Aw hell yeah!
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fabuloustrash05 · 9 months
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Courting a Salamandrian be like:
Raph: That's a nice argument, Bishop. Why don't you back it up with a source?!
Bishop: My source is that I made it the fuck up!!
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Merkabah: "As the Lord's Chariot, I shall beat thee back into carbon."
Nanashi: "Sounds like somebody has daddy issues."
Merkabah: "I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES, I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY-"
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Gladion: That's a nice argument, Branch Chief, but why don't you back it up with a source?
Faba, about to open an Ultra Wormhole: My source is that I made it the fuck up!
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