#source: tawog

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Sonic: *talking about Amy*

Sonic: I mean just because we are in love, doesn't mean we have to obsessed with each othe-

The computer: *ping*

Sonic: *breaks through the wall* A NEW EMAIL!

[zenless-zone-zero-incorrect]

Yanagi: Soukaku was banned from Waterfall Soup, so we had to go to the one on sixth street.

Soukaku: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it…

Yanagi: Soukaku, you ate a chair.

[im-not-a-l0ser]

[Ruth and Pete are trying to get into Richie's computer but can't figure out the his password] Pete: "Password Clue: Favorite Friend"? Pete: Ooh... ouch. Sorry. This is awkward. Pete: *types in his name* Computer: *Password Incorrect* Pete: What?! Ruth: *gasps* Ruth: Really?! This moment is so much bigger than me! I would like to thank my father, and my friends! Ruth: *types in her name* Computer: *Password Incorrect* Ruth & Pete: ???

[batimshiptposts]

Sammy: And remember-

Jack: I know, I know, you love me!

Sammy: Actually I was gonna say that second place is first place for losers, but that too.

[julietasgf]

strabo: this coriolanus is taking credit for sejanus' work, getting him to carry his stuff and is eating his lunch. you know what he sounds like?

vesta: you?

strabo: no, I meant- you know sejanus despite being clever and sarcastic is also fragile and weird, and he has trouble fitting in. and this person is taking advantage of his weakness. and you know what that's called?

vesta: a strabo?

[britneyarmee]

Mika: Ray, you need to deal with this like an adult.

Ray: I am dealing with it like an adult!

Ray: *smiling* I’m pretending nothing’s wrong till I get a chance to cry about it when I’m alone.

[fatherfigurefusion]

(Drdt concept, possibly after the second trial)

Ace: You know what else is thick? Your mom's chin!

Whit: (deadpan) I don't have a mom.

Ace: (nervous sweating) Y-yeah I mean your mom's skin-

Whit: I still don't have a mom.

Eden: (whispering to Ace) Quit saying "mom".

Ace: (even more nervous sweating) I-I meant your fun twin's-

Whit: I don't have any siblings either.

Ace: (panicking) DARN IT! I MEANT YOUR-

Eden: (sighing) Ace, please just stop.

Yep, definitely accurate!

(That's new! Someone submitting an incorrect quote to me!)

[onepieceguy]

Nami and Usopp: (trying to break into Franky's computer but can't figure out his password)

Computer: Password Clue: "Favorite Crewmate"

Nami: (sucks in through her teeth) Ooooooh, sorry, Usopp. This is awkward. (types in her name)

Computer: Password Incorrect

Nami: WHAT?!

Usopp: REALLY?! (sobbing) Oh, my god! This moment is so much bigger than me! I would like to thank my parents, and my girlfriend, and-! (types his name)

Computer: Password Incorrect

Nami and Usopp: ???

[lab-trash]

Robbie, trying to flirt: Are you a combination of my recent memories and my childhood traumas? Andrew: Excuse me...? Robbie: Because you're a dream. Andrew: Are you serious? Robbie: What? That's what dreams are.

[incorrecttawogquotes]

Principal Brown: Mr. Watterson, the Industrial Revolution changed the face of the modern novel forever. Discuss, citing specific examples. [Gumball clears his throat several times] Gumball: Uh… Okay. The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way." The world was changing, and the puppy was getting… bigger. [Later] Gumball: So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy - "society" - knew where to find 'em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution. [Long pause] Gumball: Elmore Junior High football rules! [the crowd erupts into cheers] Principal Brown: Mr. Watterson, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Gumball: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

[friendly-neighborhood-furry]

i'm so starved for anything tawog-related that i've started going through the portfolios of people who worked on the show for "new content",,,,, cant keep livin like this man,,, i'm so hungry,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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Julius: It might have been too late, but I have to check your background! Jack, you're first. activates his Communication Device

On the other side: Hello, Clover Kingdom's Penitentry.

Julius: cancels the call You worked... in a Prison?!

Jack: Well I did 6 years hard labour, which I guess is technically work.

Julius: breaks down on the ground

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Ross: Why do you keep a diary?! Susie: To keep secrets from my computer.

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Max, in a hospital reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Jason.” Max: “Miss you. Love, Brooke” Max: “That fall should’ve ended you. Love, Richie.”

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

Heart-To-Heart ( @zay-does-things )

Peppino: What would you do if you were me? Bonnie: If I had done everything you've done? Sleep 'til I'm 40! Peppino: (laughs) I mean- ...What should I do with my life? Bonnie: Hmm... maybe start living it?

[onikiribattousai]

Kinnara: I've got to get back before Rob realizes that I'm not in bed.

Rob, in the bedroom: Kinnara? *starts crying* KINNARAAAAA!!!!!