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Fuck it. Superbat fox ceramic

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There was this horrible moment I had while reading SotR today where I realized Haymitch looked at Katniss and saw the dead little girl with dark braided hair he had to carry to Snow’s doorstep, his best friend he had to push away for his own good, and the Covey girl he couldn’t save all rolled into one more tribute he had to lead to her death wearing the meanest girl in town’s pin. I need to be sedated

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People talk about Clark and Bruce as the sun and the moon respectively but sometimes I really think it should be switched à la this post.

This is not at all to say that Clark isn't the big blue boy scout that he is or that I think he's some emotionless god but something about that post just calls to me like the Green Goblin mask. Of course Clark is a beautiful ray of sunshine and Bruce is the light in the darkness for Gotham I just can see it both ways

Clark who is moon coded in that the sun is what gives him his strength. Bruce who is sun coded in that he is destroying himself to stay ahead of the many, many threats he is constantly dealing with even as he ages and collects injuries he can barely recover from. Clark who is moon coded in that he is slowly watching Bruce kill himself and there is nothing he can do to stop it because He's Batman and he'd never allow himself help. Can anyone hear me

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Today I discovered that I can make my text tiny on discord and my first thought was "Homestuck except every time Hal types it's with the tiny text and it pisses everyone off." And then I got one (1) positive response so I made this

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Read this whole stupid book in under 9 hours and I thought I couldn’t do it because I’m not in my prime like I was when I was 12 and burned through so many books that my poor parents had to explain to me what a recession was but I guess the power of Suzanne comes back for us all

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I love podcast so much I love fanart I- huh. is that jmart or s&c johnlock

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I literally can't stop thinking about jayvik dirkjake parallels but even worse I can't stop thinking about mixing them together like a fucking soup someone put me down immediately

Dirkjake as jayvik-esque lab partners. Jayvik s2 divorce as dirkjake meat route goodbye. Or vice versa. Dirk with Vik's cane. Dirk glorious evolution. Jake with Jayce's tooth gap. Jayce with Jake's glasses. Jayvik watching shitty movies. Dirkjake souls intertwining

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The LGBT community has forgiven Jayce Talis

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Thinking about the time I was playing Arkham Knight with my mother in the room and Joker says the line "Remember Jason Todd? What a whiner, always complaining. We're both better off without that loser," and so she turns to me and asks "Doesn't that upset you?" Like okay thanks for clocking me mom

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I’m just saying I have some serious ethical concerns about whatever breeder produced the Joker and they have some questions to answer

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British Michael Carter. Call that Borcestershire Gold

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Waiter waiter!! More superbat please

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Just saw Wicked in theaters again for the For Good trailer release and I have to reiterate that this is the only media I can think of that has a real love triangle. All three of them want each other

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Burnt my hand taking a potato out of the microwave and said "me when I touch the potato of pain and agony" out loud instead of "ow"

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I'm submitting the paperwork for my legal name and gender marker change tomorrow and my mother asked me what I chose for my middle name (I've been putting it off for years since I haven't been able to choose a middle name). I told her Artemy. She looked at me. I looked at her. She looked at me. I said she named me after a character in the first place. She nodded.

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Was really craving orange juice so I bought a carton and the second I opened it I went into some kind of fugue state and now it's all gone