#spicy shet

[kuni-kuun]

slides this across the table. its time

happy birthday kunikida. im. sorry(?)

I dont appreciate you calling me a bad influence at the start smh IM INNOCENT YOU HAVEVTHE WRONG GUY (/lh)

BUT I SWERAR THR WAY I WAS SHAKING GIGGLING CRYIJG THE ENTIRR TIME??? Spicy writeing a spicy fic is so new and i actuallt go insane go stupid holy shet

[giannencljsn]

SINGAPORE DIARY

So sa first day namin bali 2pm kasi yung flight non, tapos nakarating kami mga 5pm bali from MIA (na boring na airport) and then to Changi airport. CULTURE SHOCKED AGAD pagdating sa SG kasi pagkababa namin may pacarpet all the way palabas ng plane! Haha tapos nung nag cr ako automatic lahat!! Like automatic dispenser, automatic water, pati toilet flush tapos yung cubicle nila may sariling tissue tsaka sanitizer parehas automatic. 🙊 Sabi ko shet angganda ng CR nila. Tapos fast forward bumili kami ng simcard pang SG kasi di na pwede yung globe. Haha tapos pagkakuha ng baggages, sumakay kami sa parang tram nila tapos ayun iba ibang lahi nandun may indian, chinese. Parang halos lahat ng south east asian at asian and a little bit of western people andun sa airport. Tapos pagsakay sa tram napansin ko AMOY GUYABANO hahahaha! Pano banaman andun yung mga indians. So nagchat ako sa gc naming mga family sabi ko "amoy guyabano dito" tapos sabi ng ate arianne ko wag daw sabihin yung nationality so may nickname kami sa mga mababaho 😂😂😂 "Amoy mga G" = ambaho HAHAHA So the rumours are true talaga pero syempre hindi mo dapat pinapahalatang nababahuan ka kasi baka maconsidered rude kapa. Pero ambaho talaga nasusuka ako kapag naiisip ko yung amoy. 🤢 Tapos, edi pagbaba namin sa tram dun kami banda sa may Jewel part of changi. Malaki pala yung changi din marami syang terminals tapos pagpasok namin dun angganda!! Dun yung sinend ko sayong pic na may malaking waterfalls. Tapos may video ako nun habang naglalakad ang ganda talaga hahaha kaya ang tingin ko nalang sa airport natin sa pinas ay parang warehouse nalang 🤣🤣🤣 So dun sa changi parang halos lahat ng shops andun na, tapos may parang museum park dun sa taas about avengers and marvels tapos may slides dun for all ages and bouncing net na malaki🥅 tapos marami ding shops dun sa gilid. Tapos may lights show din nung time na yun yung waterfalls and yung background music yung sa studio ghibli Howls moving castle pa. Eh favorite ko din si joe hisaishi talaga haha edi nagandahan talaga ako. Tapos sa loob nung changi may railings din ng train nila kaya nakikita din yung trains sa loob kaya mas napapaganda nya yung airport tingnan ba. 😅

🍲 Kumain kami sa isang chinese restaurant dun tapos lahat ng ulam nila may spice eh yung tita ko tsaka si ate arianne di sanay sa ganun ka spicy HAHAHA. Ako dati ayaw ko sa spicy pero nagustuhan ko nadin sya eventually so parang normal lang sakin. So ayun in terms of food wag ka magtaka kapag spicy or may spice kasi parte na yun. HAHAHAHA 🚂 Tapos nagtrain kami pagpunta sa hotel namin. Sa may Pasir Ris station kasi yung hotel namin "D'Resort" yung name. And then, bitbit pa namin yung mga maleta namin lakad kami ng lakad (di pa kasi namin alam na may tram/bus din sila from the station hahaha) tapos edi lakad kami ng lakad jusko po nakakapagod talaga!! HAHAHA and then napansin ko nga na yung weather parang pilipinas lang tapos anglinis nga talaga pero may konting kalat parin like 1 candy wrapper ganern. Tapos yung sidewalk/sideroad sharing yun with the cyclists, napansin ko nga na nakatingin sila samin hahaha just being like: 👁️👄👁️ HAHAHAHA Puro chinese sila/mga chinito chinita and then, late lang namin narealize na kaya pala sila nakatingin samin is because probably naweweirdan sila kasi may bus naman pero naglalakad kami lol ?? HAHAHA Tapos ayun pagdating sa hotel room, napansin ko din na the hotel room is built like bawal yung spoonfeeding AHAHAHA kasi may mga buttons for "House keeping" "Wifi password" stuff like that. Yung parang as much as possible it was built to not rely too much on the staff. HAHAHA and its really cool though ofcourse. Tapos yung pamangkin ko si ikoy sya yung pinakabata samin so baby namin sya haha nung nasa escalator ngapala sya dun sa changi nastuck daw yung crocs slippers nya HAHAHA buti nalang nagstop yung escalator pagkastuck. So ayun sira yung slippers nya. Day 2 Tapos kinabukasan, pumunta kami sa Universal Studios sabi ng ate arianne ko "On wednesdays we wear pink" Mean girls reference 🤣🤣🤣 kaya ayan nakapink kaming tatlong sisters lmao. WALANG WALA SA EK TALAGA ANG USS hahahaha

[alpyguo]

And then how their partners would talk about their spicy night:

[neutron-stars-collision]

Adventures in ‘M writes more... ummm specific kind of content ✨😏’:

3.7k done and they haven’t actually done anything 🤷‍♀️

Someone kill me please 🙈😩

[ask-andante]

//loud shrugging//

I didn’t have net for a while so I made this

And once again my fucking internet is down Kappa

[skittlewaffle]

I know exactly how you feel, looking for affection in fictional characters than in reality. I've been doing it ever since i was a kid because no one else seemed to actually be there for me. Even to this day. It's been going on for so long, i even have dreams about them. Snuggling with Sans, hanging out with a Bendy, doing errands with Mephiles, even going on a date with Napstaton ajshaj. Like my brain knows what I need whenever i get seriously reality checked. It's what makes me happy and sane, and no one should ever take that away from you. It shouldn't be surprising having a bond with them turns into something more. And if someone doesn't understand that then it's their loss. It really sucks when you have to reeaally defend yourself because people just assume the worst sometimes. I'm sorry if any of this came across in a negative way, I'm just a very blunt person in general.

Anyway, I freaking love your content and think what you do is adorable and I'm so happy i can relate because I can understand (even by just a little) what you're going through since my situation is different. I'm here for you whenever you want to talk or just chat in general! And i hope your situation gets resolved.

Thanks so much for taking the time to write this 🥺 I feel the same about my f/os; they’re always available. You’re lucky you get dreams so often; I will say I’ve had a heck ton of vivid Bendy dreams even though he’s not one of my crushes; I just love his game. I have dreamt of Ink and Spinel before, though the Ink ones were more short-lived and vague..?? but anyways!!

yeah, it’s a crying shame. I still can’t, for the life of me, wonder what was going through their head. My automatic assumption of their thought process was this: that SINCE I’m making spicy shet, that makes me some hxrny fuck, and they don’t want to be friends with a hxrni fuck. I swear that’s not what I am… I had to write a whole thing just to TRY to make them understand, but I’m just- jhskdv yeah you’re right, don’t feel bad.

Thanks so much for being here for me. I’ll try and see what I can do.

[yanderefantasies]

Make the most smuttiest shet u ever write on yo new obsession of a dude my dude

I mean,,,,,

I could write a self insert one-shot of some smut between me and one of my (yandere)f/o’s(I am a yandere blog, after all.)if that works...?

I’m thinking either Lucian, Lucio, Yasuo, Mat, or Hanzo. Either one of them works honestly, they’re all pretty spicy in bed so like,,,,, it’s up to you guys? I guess? They’re all good, I can’t choose.

I need an actual answer tho cause I don’t wanna upset some people if I do write a smut self insert, especially with any of my f/o’s.

Then again, idk if you guys would be chill hearing about me getting railed by my f/o so,,,,,

[cadcnce-archived]

On the early morning of his birthday, Wylan might be surprised to find that the Ram he had cuddled with while falling asleep the night before has been replaced with a pillow. With no sign of Ram in the room, he’s left wondering where she might have gone off to. It’s early in the morning, meaning that she likely started working, but there is a particular scent hanging in the air, one that leads him towards the kitchen.

Placed strategically in his path are little trays full of mini breakfast pastries. They were not in any way spicy - in fact, one could argue that these were made by Rem, with how delicious they were, like miniature hors d'oeuvres. Every single one of them is left within plain sight of him, such that he would not miss it if he walked past it. 

By the time he reaches the kitchen, he’d find that the scent of food had only intensified. The table had been lined with a meal that, with no doubt, was prepared in advance. A breakfast buffet filled with scrambled eggs, bacon from incredibly expensive pigs, a stack of toast, pancakes, various pastries such as light donuts or danishes, various pitchers full of freshly-squeezed juices, and perhaps the greatest meal of them all, Ram, standing on the end of the table with her arms outstretched as though she were a hostess posing with a brand new car.

“ I’m spoiling you today. ” She says, with a growing smile on her face. “ I had Rem help me with breakfast, so don’t worry. It’s not spicy like it usually is. ”

At the end of the table in front of her was a platter with a cover on top. Her hand gracefully moves to take the tip of the cover and pull it up as though presenting the most fancy meal in the world – but it wasn’t a meal. It was dessert. A ‘pink velvet’ cake, with layers of chocolate and frosting that oozed the scent of a sweet delicacy. “ And this, I made myself. ”It is the only food here that is spicy. “ Happy Birthday, Ser Knight~. ” There’s a pause, and then she adds on-

“ Your last meal for today will be me. The cake is just a preview. ”

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Unfortunately today is Wylan’s Birthday 2020 || [ open all day ] || @onlyhorn​

Yeah, he would be surprised. After all when you reach out to grab a nice handful of booty and you instead get the far more yielding puff of feathers you startle yourself a little bit. Just a little. Wylan didn’t panic but he definitely snapped awake pretty quickly from what was otherwise going to be a very very lazy morning with his princess. He snaps awake and looks about the room and the first thought after the smell hits his nose is

‘oh fuck’

How she knew it was his birthday today wasn’t that important, once it was out there it was a given that she was going to figure out something to do for it. Now it was up to him to get off his ass and figure out just what that was. The scent in the air is... tantalizing, and a pretty strong clue for what awaits him, and it’s only confirmed once he’s tossed some clothes on and made his way out into the hall. 

The hall is dotted like a bread crumb trail with little confections that look... alright, he’s suspicious but he has to at least try one. After it passes his lips he gets none of the spice and all the flavor, almost reactively he lets out a little moan of enjoyment. They’re delicious little things and by the time you’ve made it the rest of the way down and to the door leading to the kitchen you’ve eaten about half, with the rest popped onto one of the trays that you’re wielding not unlike a butler. You’ve got the whole stack of plates, actually. But you’re a poor version of a servant since you’ve got crumbs on your face and are still chewing down the last little pastry bite when the door is thrown open.

“....”

“Hory shet.” Not a good idea to speak when his mouth is full, but it’s quite the sight before him. What’s more impressive? The breakfast buffet or Ram? Ram, obviously. She’s always goddamn gorgeous and the fact she’s being extra and standing on the table only makes him grin more once he’s swallowed the bite down.

...she’s still the most impressive thing here when the cake is revealed, but it definitely looks like something that’s trying to come close even if it’s bound to fail. Wylan cackles as he listens to her speak, setting the pile of plates onto the edge of the table where he was able to find room. He lets his eyes wander over the assorted breakfast items. There’s the makings of a very nice sandwich here and knowing how hungry he was he’d be able to make at least a few different ones. But first, he wanted something else.

“You didn’t need to do all this, you know.” And of course she does, yet she went and did it anyway. And there wasn’t anything he could do about that. It wasn’t his place to stop her, was it? Of course not. Wylan sighs and closes the short distance between them, lifting her off the table to take her into one of his arms. His free hand makes space on the table in the kitchen before he sets her down on it, a hand taking her chin as he lovingly gazes into her eyes. For a moment he doesn’t say anything and just watches her and basks in all the pride and excitement in those pink hues of hers. She did well and she knows it just by looking back into his. He’s doing an awful job of trying to look playfully smug. He’s touched by all the effort here. After a moment he curses and laughs. She’s too damn precious. He loves her too damn much.

“Aaagh. I love you, babe. Thanks for doing all this. Really.” He’s not letting go of her chin yet. “But if your plan is to really spoil me, then that means you can’t say no when I ask to have a little sample of that dessert first, now does it? I’m so damn curious. It looks really well done.”

He’s not looking at the cake.

[arizaluca]

Ooh you're still doing the headcanon thing? Could you do some on the 3 Admins?

I’d love to! And I’m always doing the headcanon thing, haha xD

- Romeo gets SUPER touchy when the one-inch difference between him and Xara (with Xara being one inch taller than he is) is pointed out.

- Romeo, Xara, and Fred used to have ship wars with the citizens of the Underneath. (”Binta and Cam for life” “Okay but I ship Val and Soup” “I kinda ship Val and Binta” “FIGHT ME XARA” “Okay”)

- All of the Admins emit this aura that causes a certain emotion (when they’re an Admin). Romeo’s was anger, Fred’s was calm or happiness, and Xara’s was creativity. 

- The Admins themselves are immune to the auras, but you should’ve seen most of the citizens of the Underneath if all three of the Admins were in the same spot. (”Why is Binta calmly crafting a new weapon to destroy something?” “Fuck is she?! Binta, WAIT”)

- (inspired by @beforethebedrock) Romeo had two parrots named after Fred and Xara. He taught them swear words. (Including others in other languages.)

- Romeo likes cold places to a RIDICULOUS extent. If he ever sulked, he used to just teleport to a snowy place or a meat locker and just lock himself in. 

- Both Romeo and Xara see Fred sometimes when they glance at Jesse; Jesse and Fred are so similar at times that it’s genuinely a little creepy. (If Jesse is a nice person in the game.)

- Most people were not THAT scared whenever Romeo and Xara got mad (since that was just pretty often), but when Fred got mad– and I’m not talking annoyed, I’m talking REALLY FURIOUS– reactions ranged from “o shet” to digging a hole and hiding in it.

- Romeo loves animals (especially fluffy ones like dogs or cats), but getting him to admit it is near impossible.

- Once Romeo made a weird hybrid between a cat, a dog, and a spider. The result was a eight-legged fluffball with a cat’s head, dog ears, and many eyes that was oddly adorable yet terrifying? (”Romeo what the hell is that” “It’s… a felcanider.” “A what”)

- Romeo has had to catch himself several times when talking to Jesse; a couple times he nearly called them Fred. (It’s even easier to do so when not looking at Jesse or if the Jesse is male.)

- Fred had a weird affinity for spicy foods. He didn’t LOVE them or anything, but you could give him the spiciest food of all time and he’d eat the whole thing without blinking. (”Was that supposed to be spicy?”)

- Sometimes if the Admins were bored, they’d collaborate together to create new things. Some of the best things in the world were created that way (for example, llamas were created by the three Admins by accident while collaborating one day.) 

- Romeo cannot hold alcohol. At all. If he drinks more than two glasses of alcohol, he starts becoming totally smashed. As a normally-built person with a decent muscle mass, it is a mystery as to how that’s possible.

- Fred had scarily good health before becoming an Admin; while the other two Admins would catch colds, fevers, whatnot periodically, he was never sick, never had allergies (Xara was always so mad about that in the springtime), and never developed any health problems.

- Conversely, Romeo would get raging fevers, horrible colds, and break bones or ribs all the time. It was somewhat a relief once they became Admins.

- Interestingly enough, they were originally NOT Admins; however whenever anybody asks about it Romeo and Xara (if both are still alive) will find a way to change the subject.

- Xara was the one who created Endermen; she did it one day out of complete boredom. Romeo then created creepers to even it out, and Fred invented zombie pigmen. (”I thought you would’ve created, like, a dog, Fred.” “I like people; and I wanted to try mixing a pig with it to create some sort of hybrid. The result was, uh… this.” “We can see that, Freddy.”)

- Xara, Fred, and Romeo all had pet names for each other. If they really wanted to embarrass each other, they’d just call each other the pet name in public. (Fred was Freddy, Romeo was Romie, and Xara was Zee (or Xee if Romeo was spelling it out on paper))

- The original zombies were the Admin’s failed results with reincarnation; a weird form of respawn. They never fixed the rule, though, so if someone dies, there may or may not be a zombie version of them created elsewhere. Eventually, the corpse’s clothes, facial features, and distinguishing features get mangled and worn away so much that they become indistinguishable.

- Romeo created spiders to scare Xara; she used to be terrified of spiders. So Romeo made them all gigantic as a joke. (”Romie I will literally kill you as soon as I’m done running away screaming”)

- In retaliation, Xara made silverfish; Romeo is scared of mice. (”Okay okay I’m sorry about the spiders Zee” “I don’t believe you” “I’m super sorry okay now please make these things go away”)

- Fred would play the peacekeeper half the time and just watch Xara and Romeo argue with one another periodically. The results of the arguments were hilarious.

- The first person the Admins created may have been someone named Soren. 

- Despite what Romeo may seem like, he has a weird dislike for killing. Blinking out of existence; sure. Killing someone… no. 

- Fred was the first person Romeo had really ever killed.

- Killing Fred was basically a result of Romeo’s paranoia, fear, and desperation making him snap. There’s a reason he’s not entirely there whenever Jesse interacted with him until they literally punched some sanity back into him.

- Xara had a really weird love for salty snacks. Like, forget cake and stuff like that; potato chips all the way.

Hmm… that’s all for now, I think.

[irrelevantkaloy]

oo, boycott jollibee pero shet kahapon pa ako nagcrave ng spicy chickenjoy at jolly spaghetti eh. at ayun, di ko napigilan sundin ang tyan ko. sorry i failed you, nutriasia workers :(((( boycott na talaga kita, jabee

[anniesveggielife]

BAGEL BURGER!!!!!! HOLY SHET!!!

Onion bagel with beyond meats fake beef patty, sliced oyster mushrooms, lettuce, and sir kensingtons bbq spicy ketchup... mmmmmm

[sleepysandy]

kimi ni todoke s2 ep 3

damn they cannot be straightforward

u cant go back anymorrlr

yall need to be in a relationship

kazehaya tots thinks she got turned off

sometimes jealousy is a good thing

ryu my man

ryu just sitting there 👩‍🍳 💋

he cannot stand this couple

it still hurts that kazehaya didnt get any chocos

her mind

she just thinks in a diff plane

this man calling them out

i dont think this guy will catch significant feelings

lmao shishou

i think he just wants to stir pots

yes eavesdropping!

ok nvm this guy so sketchy wtf

but i still think thats hes just wants drama

pls listen to the old teacher hes so old

this guy sketchy he keeps putting sawako on the spot

awww its all the old classmates

yes use the board sis

i like when she teaches english

ok geometry queen

didnt this happen last season too

ha what was impossible

is he competitive against kazehaya

like i think hes trying to be him lowkey

pls have a heart to heart rn

try harder bitch!!

omg kazehaya rlly uplifting her self esteem rn

blondie better not interrupt

nauuurrr wrong move sir

shet ang sakit naman

why are yall doing this yourselves

is he gay

ep 4

miscommunication love that

the art syle so pretty

stop overthinking sis

whats his ulterior motive

whats this dude doing

what does he want

whys he saying that???

hes just making them hesitate

who tf does he think he is

he hasnt known sawako for a yr like kazehaya

u are not a friend!!!

they actually ended up buying a dress lmao

ok nvm theres an actual event

ok bad vibes lmao

chizu rlly tearing him apart

in that way theyre polar opposites

they friends???

not the awkwardness

not the coldness

its cs u want more bitch!!

yanochin tear her apart!!!

the external parties are too much

everyone just stop messing with them

queen shit!!!

she said get moving bitches!!

chizu no thoughts head empty

she does not think

chizu blushing

this is the funniest ep so far in the season

i hate this guy

they just staring at kazehaya staring at sawako

ep 5

ooh spicy title

forgot this guy was the rep

omg shes famous

nauuurrr whys he still ignoring

didnt yanochin beat sense into him already

makeover!!!

just realized that aya is always the one to put makeup on for them

theyre such good friends 🥺🥺🥺

SHETTTT NAKAKAKILIG

ugh i love a moment for these two

naurrr i wanted more wedding moments for them

huh??

ok i knew it was abt this

but why so close sis

ryu king of composure tho

ryu tells it how it is

we love a instigator teacher

no ones on kazehayas side 😭

whys he so weird towards kazehaya

does he have an inferiority complex

why does he keep saying that???

um mind your own business sir???

ryu and the others dont even say anything

youre not her friendd!!!

stfu dude

ure the insensitive one!!!

dude wtf

stop crossing the line dude

pin why didnt tell him before u got food 😤😤😤

he couldve arrived earlier

ep 6

blondie gonna catch these hands

this is not the time to confess sir!

fight fight fight!!!

stfu blondie no one likes you

AHHHH

HE SAID IT YESSIRR

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABT

HE DID NOT LEAVE ROOM FOR BLONDIE

NAURRR WHY WOULD U RUIN IT CLASSMATES

TAKE CONTROL KAZEHAYA

THATS KINDA WEIRD BUT WHATEVER

the three dudes be like 🧍‍♀️

yes confront each other

the pose

ooh he asking big questions now

did he think he got rejected

u gotta wait for her to finish crying sir

wonder how the festival is gonna work

i dont know how ure gonna take this differently tho

he said it vry clearly

the three dudes rn 🙂

why are they sad??

not the rumors

kurumi redemption arc

stop acting innocent blondie

eyebags queen

pin 💀

how did she take that as rejection??

she rllyhas selective hearing

ooh chizu saying things now

i like that shes also a crybaby

i like her eyebags tho

yes sis u did

fix it now

chizu and aya best girls

NOOO WHY CUT THERE

i usually hate miscommunication as a plot point but i think this is one the better uses of it

[alauraine]

Papaya Pokpok Spicy but shet so good.. 🤤🤤🤤 https://www.instagram.com/p/B6Su-vyAZbT/?igshid=b2kfsusxmw72

[xxemily-gayxx-blog]

My Fursona Emily—

Of course I got the gay bandanna thing from Quartelz (jajaja one of my favorite animators—) so big credit to her. I also got that kitty hat thing from Gacha Life.

Pls don't come at me—

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Emily Ellis

Birthday: April 6 2007

Height: 4'Somthing—

Sexuality: Bisexual

Age: 11 (Lel I'm now 12)

Gender: Female

Species: Erisstam/Erissum (My Original Species)

Abilities/Powers: Bubble Cuz That's Gay, G A Y S H E T S

Weapons: G a y

Relationship Status: xX__Dumb_Trash__Xx

Crush: Bleach, Tide pod, Trash can, spicy memes

Fears: Dying, Being Alone, Spooky Shets Smh, Making More Mistakes

Parents: Nah They Got Murdered.

Adoptive Parents: Laura Ellis, Gay Bish Hœ.

Likes: YouTube, Arts, Jokes That Are Actually Funny, Peeps Who Makes Her Laugh, Trolling, Exploring, Beans With Lots Of Humors. And G a y.

Dislikes: Rude Beans, Blood, School (Aka Hell.), People Who Can't Take Jokes, And Drama.

Quote: "jajajajajajajajajajajaja I'm Super Mego Legendary Rare Ultra Gay Lord God."

Personality: Annoying But Can Be Fun, Depressed, Always Tired.

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Shet:

-She Called Herself Gay But Shes Actually Biiiiiiiii :)))))

-Lazy But Love To Explore.

-Mistakes.

-She Sometimes Have Issues With People's Personality And What They Do.

-Eyes Changes Shape Based On Her Emotions Cuz That's Gay.

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Backstory:

When Emily was 5 years old, her parents and her are happy together but her parents feel like Emily is not really normal (I mean her parents are not really normal too—) and she really need a friend so she can socialize and be more happy. Emily didn't really like any of these people that her parents let them meet her but she finally found a 5 year old bunny in a bush and they really get along very well. they  became close friends and sometimes play violent With each other but that's okay. oNe DaY, Emily and Marianne was playing outside while Emily's parents were inside the house just talking and making lemonades. But then, a black cat with a mask walked towards the smol beans. Emily was confused while Marianne was shaking cause she has problems with cats that has a mask on. The pussi catto asked them to follow him cause he can take them to a wonderful world with other joyful friendos and lots of candy. Emily didn't really trust this guy especially Marianne. Emily then told the guy to f**k off and leave them alone or else she'll yell for her parents and they'll call the police. The cat got really pissed and pulled out a sharpe a$$ lookin' knife in his coat. Emily started to panic. Marianne got in front of Emily and do th T-pose to protect Emily but Marianne got stabbed in the chest, Emily screamed and cried then ran away as fast as she could to get away from him. Emily was now alone and she probably already know that her parents are dead too, she really miss them (I mean who wouldn't when their friend and parents are dead?). She looked everywhere for a new Family but got lost instead. She kept walking until she found a park. she then met a human named -Tired-Smol-Bean- (I don't know if we're still doing this Backstory qwq) and they followed each other around to find food and a new family or just trying to get back home. but they just find themselves back into the park. they gave up and just play around for a while but then 2 bishes walked together them and be son of a bishes to them. Error pulled a pencil out her a$$ and stabbed them. (Just kidding—)

Error use her claws to scratch them cuz they deserve that shet and the h0es parents got pissed and yelled at the smol bean Error and Emily but then a yellow Shiba Inu lady came and yelled at the shetty parents back for yelling a smol  children. The two smol beans ran away. Emily didn't notice her knees were bleeding until nOw. They went to a store and stole bandages with puppy dog eyes. They walked again and found the same Shiba inu lady that tried to defend them. Emily being Erisstam bish badly wanted to get a new Family ran up to the lady and asked her name, the lady told her, her name is Laura Ellis. Emily then asked her if she could be their new mother and let us stay fOrEvEr, Error just gave Emily the WTF face. The lady accept and blah blah blah blah—

It's going great—

Until that Eggy A$$hole came—

10000000000 years later, Emily met a new friendos like Alina, Den, Kyro, And Most Importantly Parily.

Jajajajajajajajajaja I'm lazy.

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Yes I copy and paste this from Wattpad—

[treason-and-plot]

REPLIES TO TIMELESS PENISES & TO ROY’S RETURN

@simcatcher

Pu pu pu punchline ;b

@tyrellsimsoficeandfire

Joël and Roy really have something in common: both speek of their dick as a Person 😂

But don’t all men do that? ;=)

@owly-sims

I was half expecting him to respond with "BUT MY DICK IS :D:D:D:"

@justanothersimsblog

That's the best time!

@simmerjazen

LOL nice, real smooth there Joel.

@miraakles

This disgusts me. Fucking hell. I thought they were dead. My term is supposed to end on happy notes Treason! XDD END THIS!

@karnzter

The D-clock is always ticking 24/7, dusk 'til dawn. It never stops for anything xD

@riverstonesims

*waits for next relationship implosion*

@declarations-of-drama

YEah I'm sort of not interested in Joel anymore. You know why ;)

@phyresimblr

Joël & Anita and Roy & Sonja. Moving towards happiness. Wow. I am tearing up, I have been waiting for this moment for so long! Now please don't mess it up guys!!

@sims3hasstoppedworking

Richard needs some educayshun

He’s young, dumb, and full of cum! 

@igglemouse

XD what a great line!

@lilsisterg

LOL! He's baaaack!

@buckleysims

Lmao! This was so adorable. The last bit about the family in particular. ♥ Also, ROY! I sense trouble. I always sense trouble, but whatever. :D

@wannabecatwriter

Roy will never let Georgie or Joel live this down. Which reminds me, he's not really aware he and Anita are back together, is he?

@verylastusername

Let's hope it lasts!

@karnzter

Shet, Roy. Not while Anuta's beside him xD

@kscriba

Oh my god Roy sensed that the attention was off him for too long

@sims3hasstoppedworking

Imo Anita made a good point, Jared isn't in an easy situation at all, getting family together may be fantastic experience but it's also 180 degree change. And next change is gonna come when Anita will go to jail.

@icy-spicy-scalpel

OMG..."Mahogony"..haha! Is Roy going to tell ?

That’s a very, very good question...another good question is: has Joël ever told Sonia about Crystal? Because therein lies the answer, I think ;=) 

@blythelyre

That's it. That's how I'm going to answer all my phone calls from family! LOL

[wontonhakao]

I was tagged by @kurapls Sorry for the lateness. I have not opened tumblr since- I even forgot.

rules: 1. post the rules 2. answer the questions given to you by the tagger 3. write 11 questions of your own 4. and tag 11 people

Here are my Questions!

1. What is your favorite snack?

- I can eat anything. No favorites in mind. I can survive with the vegetables in the garden. Puts soysauce in anything and I shall live.

2. What is one thing you’re wishing for right now.

- More sleep and more time to art. Also, the ability to be a supporting figure to everyone I love without being too pushy or “feeling close”. I hope that I’d contribute in inspiring others to be the best version of themselves, but because of my stupid nature, I lack the charisma to do so ROFULS OKAY ITS PURRFECTLY FINE

3. Cook, eat out, or order food?

- I cook, because my miserable existence cannot digest too salty or oily foods.

4. Dazai breaks into Chuuya’s home and is absolutely shocked. What did he find?

- His dead body. 

5. Quick! Grab something nearby! What did you grab?

- I grabbed my dog. Shit this sounds so bad.

6. Is there someone you have a crush on?

- *looks into the distance* I have long forgotten how to love and be lov-

7. Sweet, sour, spicy, or savory?

- SPICYYYYYY

8. What’s your favorite pokemon of all time?

- Wobbuffet LOL

9. If you were randomly handed a wad of cash what is the first thing you buy?

- My burial plan. Kidding aside, I’d probably save it. I can’t think of anything I want to buy atm. Maybe I’d buy something Kura or Sofia or Star’s likes :))

10. What is your handwriting like?

- No permanent style. It changes from time to time.

11. One random thing about yourself!

- *coughs* I am very sickly and weaksauce. :)) I get random cramps and backpains. I need to be in painkillers because I am a dying hoomin.

------------------ Here Goes Nothing! My Questions.

1.) Is there anything that you’d like to advice to your previous self. Anything is good!

2.) Where do you want to go? Travel? Particular place? Etc.

3.) What is the one thing you’d give yourself a pat in the back for?

4.) What is more important to you? List 3 and #1 is the highest degree of importance.

5.) What specific traits do you notice first in a person you just met? It could apply in IRL or OL (In a friend or soulmate etc)

6.) What legacy do you think you’ll be able to impart after this lifetime? 7.) Best compliment that you have ever received? What was your first mental reaction?

8.) What motivates you to get up and get your groove on in the morning?

9.) What questions do people ask you that you hate to answer? And why?

10.) What makes you listen or like a certain song? Any bands or song titles in particular?

11.) What is your favorite and least favorite word? And why?

I have a small group of friends so I’m tagging people I think I know but they don’t know me at all LOLOLOLOL. Gomen.  @law-of-neutrality @curiouscat99 @likeshining @star-tear @kurapls @yukiorequiem @memosfromchuuya @ariukoart @yulicechan OKAY I AM HAVING A HARD TIME AT THIS POINT. I DON’T HAVE FRIENDS PUTA SHET OKAY. SORRY IF U THINK FC *cries* @miss-intention @ask-fancy-hat-chuuya @onikushita