#spider-man: turn off the dark

[forevertrueblue]

Kim was on the shortlist for Mary Jane in Spider-Man Turn off the Dark on Broadway???

[josie-and-the-pussycats-2001]

saturday night’s alright (for fighting) || spider-man: turn off the dark peter parker fancam

[spikeironfoundersson]

Guys. GUYS.

2023’s Black List (the most popular un-produced screenplays in Hollywood) has dropped, and it has a screenplay based on the making of Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark.

Yes, THAT Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark. Broadway’s most expensive flop of all time. With Greek mythology and Julie Taymor and fucking U2.

The screenplay is called Boy Falls From Sky and it’s written by Hunter Toro and it’s very funny and well-researched. Please enjoy, and tag your fan-casts for these roles because I’m so hyped by this potentially being made someday.

Read it HERE

[robotshowtunes]

The gift you've been given binds you to me with spider silk threads across the galaxy…

Blank Playbill poster design by Rapper1996 Background photo from Wallpaper Abyss

[hireth-writes]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark - Bono & The Edge/Tamor & Berger & Aguirre-Sacasa, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Spider-Man (Video Games 2018-2020) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Emily Osborn/Norman Osborn, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Harry Osborn/Peter Parker/Mary Jane Watson Characters: Emily Osborn, Norman Osborn, Harry Osborn, Lily Hollister, Phil Urich, Roderick Kingsley, Peter Parker, Mary Jane Watson, Carlie Cooper Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Urban Fantasy, Alternate Universe - Fae, Goblin King Norman Osborn, Human Emily Osborn, Goblins, Fae & Fairies, Exes to Lovers, Second Chances, Romance, Urban Fantasy, Marriage of Convenience, The Peter/MJ/Harry Love Triangle Resolves Itself Into an OT3, Fae Magic, Enemies to Lovers, Explicit Sexual Content, Eventual Smut, Human/Monster Romance, Monster Boyfriend, Teratophilia, Monsterfucking, Harry Osborn Needs a Hug, Norman Osborn's A+ parenting, Except He's Actually Kind of Trying This Time, Emily Osborn Has No Time for Faerie Bullshit, Metaphorical Substance Abuse, Inspired by Labyrinth (1986), Inspired by Goblin Market (Rossetti), Rare Pairings, I Will Go Down With This Ship, Self-Indulgent Summary:

Every Samhain, the Goblin Market appears in the bowels of New York City, tempting mortals with promises of magic beyond their wildest dreams. Emily knows firsthand the dangers that lurk beneath the market's glittering façade, but she is powerless to save her son from its grasp. In order to win him back, she will have to brave the market's treacheries and confront the Goblin King himself. If only the Goblin King weren't so damned attractive.

[smashpages]

Bendis’ ‘Fortune and Glory: The Musical’ debuts on Substack

Brian Michael Bendis returns to autobiographical comics to talk about that time he was asked to work on ‘Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark.’

[maybefranky]

spider-man: turn off the dark is making me insane. some of the best costuming i’ve ever seen, absolutely insane set pieces, choreography that wildly varies in quality, and the absolute most nonsensical take on the spider-man origin story i’ve ever heard

[bumblingest-bee]

watching a bootleg of spider-man: turn off the dark 2.0 (for some reason) and it's so boring that the only thing getting me through it is patrick page as the dilfiest, campiest green goblin imaginable. version 1.0 was objectively much worse but at least it was interesting. at least it had horny arachne shopping for shoes.

[stormythalamus]

i hope the pjo show makes lmm hermes. not him playing hermes; he IS hermes.

percy: you’re hermes? wait aren’t you that guy who wrote hamilton

hermes: i made a bet with apollo bc he said i wouldn’t be able to write a musical better than him. i needed to prove my superiority. artemis gave us each a topic to write about.

percy: what was his show about?

hermes: spider-man.

percy: there’s a broadway show about spider-man??

hermes: exactly.

[bellllladonna]

What do you think the Percy Jackson characters would think of Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark?

[graphicpolicy]

Cong. George Santos claims he produced Broadway's Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark. He didn't.

Cong. George Santos claims he produced Broadway's Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark. He didn't. #politics #wtf

There’s so many lies spun and told, it’s hard to keep up with George Santos‘ claims. While running for Congress in 2021, Santos told potential donors he was a producer on the musical Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark. Shocker. He wasn’t. Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark ran from 2011 to 2014 and lost tens of millions of dollars and featured numerous technical issues and actor injuries. It’s been…

[josie-and-the-pussycats-2001]

Advertisement for Rise Above 1 the promotional single for Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark [featured on the Carney band website circa 2011]

since the wayback machine may potentially end up going defunct i've been spending time trying to capture and archive stuff from older version of reeve carney's website alongside the carney band websites, this was a flash advertisement (i have an emulator) that couldn't be saved from site so i screen recorded it and then turned it into a gif so now anyone can use it for their pleasure. i'll be posting stuff here and there that was saved from the wayback machine in the future as well.

[jisreal64]

Here’s a meme I made as a f*** you to the animation community, the kicktoon genre, and the legacy left behind by HH & HB:

[robotshowtunes]

Orpheus 🥀🎸🎹🎻🥁

Photo of Hadestown set from reddit

[aliceisaperson]

Kim Whalen was apparently almost Mary Jane in Spider-Man turn-off the dark I’m crying