#spies are forever pirate au

[kairithemang0]

I'd like to think that Barb is sorta the ships resident weapons collector. Everywhere they go she's finding some random dropped weapons, new cannons and guns for the crew. Always tinkering with new ideas for how to make their arsenal better, new strategies for battles and she may not fight them, but she is on the ship by choice and loves it.

Curt doesn't appreciate her, but Owen thinks she's legitimately a very useful asset to the crew and wishes Curt actually gave her a chance.

[honeydewmelan]

thinking about spies pirate au and

curt as the captain of their ship, owen is his first mate, but sometimes it feels like he really has control. doesnt help that curt is terrible at hiding a respect and admiration that slowly turns into genuine care for his crewmate. one day curt makes a mistake. a temporary lapse in judgement, bad luck, whatever you want to call it. the result is the same, the ship they had been planning to raid was more heavily manned - and more importantly, more heavily armed - than they expected. curt yells to cut the lines that grapple them to the other ship, and owen, who usually jumps the gap with confidence and skill, who has made that jump hundreds of times, slips on a wet rail and falls into the sea. maybe its that curt doesnt notice, maybe its that hes acting in the interest of the rest of the ship, owen will never know. hes pulled aboard by the enemy ship, who intend to question and then kill him, but he manages to secure a spot as as crewmate with his sharp wit and quick aim, working his way up until he is once again first mate, but this time on the ship known as the Chimera.

from there it plays out similarly to the musical but theyre pirates now

au originally by @kairithemang0 !

[ricky-mortis]

@kairithemang0 has been absolutely cooking with this Spies Are Forever Pirate AU, and so I drew his “Owen but in Jim from Treasure Planet’s outfit” idea.

[mythuzalasheir3]

SPYRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN CHAPTER 3: Under Siege

Night falls on Port Royal and pirates attack!

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Send an ask to be tagged in fic updates :))))

[lobotomy-jpeg]

Always end on a high note, they say.

[id: Digital sketch of Izzy and Roach from OFMD as Curt and Owen from Spies are Forever. Izzy is wearing Curt's jacket in the opening scene with a turtleneck and is kneeling. Right behind him, Roach is wearing Owen's clothing. They are both pointing their guns. /end id]

[deconstructthesoup]

What's been in my head lately is a Fantasy High pirate AU. Not a Leviathan AU, an actual pirate AU.

Bear with me---

Adaine is a bookish princess of a kingdom by the sea, and while she has everything from an outsider's perspective, she's neglected by her parents as the second child and is incredibly lonely. Her only real friend is Kristen, who's a representative of the church of Helio and is kind of Adaine's unofficial lady-in-waiting, and both of them are fairly sheltered... until one fateful day, while the two are enjoying a small day of freedom, they get captured by a motley crew of pirates.

Fabian is the captain and the son of the fabled Old Bill, and he's been making his own mark on the seven seas via sheer charisma and chaos. He's trying to build up a reputation of being a ruthless thief and murderer like his father was, but it's pretty plain to see that he cares a lot more than he lets on... like, for instance, upon realizing that Adaine's parents don't care enough about her to pay for ransom, he immediately offers her a spot on his crew. And once Kristen has a very public crisis of faith, she's granted a spot, too.

The other members of Fabian's crew are as follows:

Riz, his first mate and best friend. He's a son of two prolific spies from the goblin kingdom, and he initially wanted to take down the vast network of pirates across the world, but quickly changed gears once he realized that working for the monarchy was a lot more morally corrupt. He kind of acts as the voice of reason, while simultaneously being one of the most feral members of the crew.

Ragh, the ship's chef and the other first mate---Fabian couldn't decide between him and Riz. His mom used to be a pretty prolific pirate herself, and he and Fabian have known each other since they were kids... and, yeah, their relationship has changed from "best friends forever" to "work husbands" over the years. They have some good times.

Gorgug, the ship's resident gunner. He grew up in a family of blacksmiths, couldn't find a lot of honest work, and eventually got a steady position on Fabian's ship. He's happy to be here, he's happy to show off the fact that he's a beast in combat situations, and he's one of the most technically savvy members of the crew. Also, he's a surprisingly good listener.

Fig, the musician and "dark sorceress" of the ship. She used to be a traveling singer-slash-songwriter and used an elven disguise to blend in, but eventually decided "fuck it" and took on her true form as a free-spirited tiefling pirate who kicks ass, takes names, and curses anybody who badmouths her. She's great.

Tracker, the ship's surgeon. She was raised in the church of Helio before being bitten by a werewolf, after which she promptly left to learn under her uncle, who was a prolific pirate himself before he retired. Nowadays, she's learned the secrets of both witchcraft and medicine and made a name for herself as a skilled healer and fighter, and is pretty happy where she is.

Gertie, the ship's other chef and resident wildlife expert. She's definitely one of the most friendly members of the crew, and even though she butts heads with Fabian a lot, she's a pretty core part of the crew. And yeah, between her and Tracker, Kristen is definitely getting a big lesbian awakening.

There is, of course, still a version of Leviathan out there, and Ayda still lives there as a librarian... which is the reason why the crew regularly makes stops there, though getting more supplies is also a plus. Garthy is also there, along with Sandralynn and Jawbone (and Hallariel and Gilear, much to Fabian's displeasure). The Seven are also around---they're a fierce crew of pirates who have a bit of a friendly rivalry with Fabian's crew, though it's never escalated into outright battle.

[ghostface-knight]

need somebody to make a spies are forever pirate au so they can call it Spirates are Forever

[voidendron]

I've been pretty creatively drained lately and it's made me v inactive here and I hate it :( so here's some AU ramblings

uuhhhhh if anyone wants to send an ask or something about one of them I'd love you forever, and it might help kickstart my creativity

Vehsz aus

Canon: the universe im normally talking about when I mention my ocs. Terrin (Grand Champion) is the Commander/Outlander. Though her alliance is militant due to her status as a Mandalorian, she does drive to bring relative peace to the galaxy, and she and her Alliance are respected.

Commander!Varrich: a personal favorite AU. Varrich is my trooper, and he becomes a fallen hero as Outlander. Hes the villain of the story, his Alliance is a dangerous military, and he's bound to meet his end being stabbed in the back.

Commander!Synnda: though not cruel, being Commander hardens Synnda. He no longer has his gentle edges, but he's a good leader who wants the galaxy to find peace. His Alliance is more scholarly and attempts to negotiate, resorting to violence only as a last resort in most situations. It's seen as soft until the moment Synnda no longer stays his hand.

Commander!Xaerez: He never wanted this. He never wanted the spotlight, the leadership. But he accepts it with a sigh and does his best to lead the galaxy into an era of peace. He's distrusted, and has to work a lot harder than the other Commanders in various V'ehsz AUs to earn his people's - and the galaxy's - respect and trust. His Alliance relies rather heavily on information and isn't afraid to resort to blackmail and assassination to end the war between factions.

Modern: An AU set in a modern, human world. It's essentially a coffee shop/slice-of-life AU. No war, assassinations, spies - just everyday people in various situations.

Fantasy: A medieval-fantasy setting. The V'ehsz Legacy is a series of fantastical creatures, sorcerers, etc. The kingdom is at war with an unknown force that's slowly draining the life from everything and everyone. Knight-Captain Terrin puts together a team to find and destroy the source of the decay.

Apocalypse: A zombie apocalypse with similar setting as Modern AU, all of them are human. They're just trying to survive a world that's out to kill them.

Rediscovery Era: While not technically an AU, it's set a few thousand years after Canon V'ehsz. The Alliance long ago fled into uncharted space, leaving behind only vague clues to their whereabouts. Spacers, pirates, adventurers - they've all tried and failed to find it. That is, until a group of scholars decide to take a leap and go on an adventure to follow the clues.

Role Reversal: What would happen if there was just a little change here, a little one there, to change the lives of the V'ehsz Legacy before the start of the class stories? In this world, they find themselves following far different paths from their canon selves.

Mermaid: I just. Really like drawing mermaids, so created this one during Mermay a few years ago. No story behind this one, it's just an excuse to draw some OCs as merfolk and give them eerie fisherman's tales type backgrounds.

[whimlen]

I was just thinking about how adorable it is that humans write au fanfiction. Like: Wow I love these two characters and their relationship so much so;

Let them fall in love as mermaids, as spies, as pirates and vampires, in space, in medieval times, in a zombie apocalypse, as hockey players and figure skaters, at a flower shop or coffee shop, the list could go on forever

I like to think of fanfiction collectively as a multiverse where all of these stories happen and they fall in love over and over again in many different lifetimes because I’m a sap like that

Okay that’s all

[destieltropecollection]

Destiel Trope Collection 2022 | Day 14 | Enemies to Lovers

Novak Enterprises | @Pssy_wagn

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 1,914 Main Tags/Warnings: Top!Cas, Bottom!Dean Summary: Dean hates his boss Castiel but that doesn't stop him from fantasizing about the asshole. Dean finally confronts him one day but Castiel has another plan in mind.

what do i call you now | @kitmistry

Rating: Mature Word Count: 7,275 Main Tags/Warnings: Mafia AU, Soulmates AU, non-graphic violence Summary: It would have been easy, Castiel thinks later, head under the water, grip white-knuckled on the tub lip, lungs burning, withering, begging for a gasped breath of air. It would have been easy for Dean to shoot him and release them both of this unfortunate turn of events.

Dean Winchester and his Merry Band of Thieves | @rathskitten

Rating: Teen & Up Word Count: 14,955 Main Tags/Warnings: AU, Angel wings, Robin Hood setting, hurt/comfort, witchcraft Summary: When Dean returned home from war, he found his parents dead and a new evil ruler terrorizing his people. So he had no choice but to hide out in the woods and steal from the rich to help the poor. The arrival of a member of the Angel Guard might be a chance to involve the King and get his land back. There’s just one catch: The Angel is here to arrest Dean.

Enemies At Sea | @rathskitten

Rating: Mature Word Count: 20,051 Main Tags/Warnings: AU: pirates, Pirate!Dean, Navy!Castiel, sea monsters, mermaids Summary: Castiel is a Naval Commander sent in undercover to infiltrate the notoriously uncatchable Dean Winchester‘s pirate ship. However, Castiel soon realizes that Dean isn‘t the ruthless plundering pirate he assumed but instead keeps the seas safe from monsters and ghost ships. Will his loyalties shift to help the handsome pirate or is he going to fulfill his mission?

Russian Twist (WIP) | @Briston4274

Rating: Mature Word Count: 23,617 Main Tags/Warnings: No Archive Warnings apply, Alternate Universe-Modern Setting, Retired Spies, Russian Castiel, Fake Marriage, Dadstiel, BAMF Dean, BAMF Castiel Summary: Former CIA agent Dean Winchester had earned a quiet retirement. Problem was, retirement was lonelier than he’d expected. Things take a turn when retired SVR agent Castiel Novak suddenly drops into his sedate life, letting him know that all may not be as it seems. Or The one where Dean finds out he’s got a guardian angel.

What The Water Gave Me (WIP) | UppercaseCharlie (AO3)

Rating: Teen & Up Word Count: 35,797 Main Tags/Warnings: Pirate Cas, Prince Dean, Mermaid Charlie, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Summary: The last thing Prince Dean of Winchester had expected when he ran away from the castle was to meet infamous pirate Castiel and his crew...

Trust this love (Believe in me) | @MalicMalic

Rating: Mature Word Count: 92,987 Main Tags/Warnings: Hurt, Angst, Enemies to Lovers Summary: Castiel is an introvert and a cautious person, but he does enjoy helping others. One day, a set of circumstances has him bringing home a homeless person and from that day on his life changes - for the worst. He gets hurt and reminds himself why he shouldn't trust people. Will Dean be able to persuade him he is sorry for what he has done? Will Castiel ever believe him when Dean tells him he is in love with him? Title derived from the song From the Heart by Another Level.

Breathing Into You | @casblackfeathers

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 110,300 Main Tags/Warnings: merpeople, mer!castiel, bottom Dean, top Castiel, slow burn, enemies to lovers, canon-typical violence, tattooed castiel, tattooed dean, slow burn, romantic dean, true mates, roommates, angst with a happy ending Summary: ‘Beware the deep sea, that’s where the monsters come from.’ Dean had heard these words since birth, his father’s warnings shaping him into the man he is today. That’s not the root of Dean’s hatred for merpeople, though. Twenty years after the day tragedy had touched the Winchesters’ lives forever as well as the end of the Great War between humans and mer, Dean is still haunted by that moment. But loving the sea is just as much a part of him as the dread for the merfolk, so when he isn’t working at the local bar, he is there, underwater, immersed in the vast blue his mother used to speak of in her bedtime stories. Dean knows, however, that the sea can be as ruthless as it is soothing. When he is caught in the middle of a storm and faces the anger of the waves, the mysterious appearance of a stranger with blue eyes as clear as the waters Dean loves losing himself in forces Dean to question the truth behind his father’s old mantra.

The Angel | @thisisapaige

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 155,684 Main Tags/Warnings: Angst with a Happy Ending, Slow Burn, Temporary Character Death, Friends to Lovers, Blood and Violence, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Hurt/Comfort, Top Castiel/Bottom Dean Winchester Summary: They called him the Angel. Castiel never wanted to be a hero. He never asked to be a legend. He never considered himself a saviour. However, in his efforts to make up for his past after leaving Heaven, he became all three. They called them heroes. Growing up in the idyllic village of Lawrence, Dean dreamed of becoming a knight. In his nineteenth year, Dean journeyed to the Capital to earn his fortune. Sam, with his prized book of herbal knowledge clutched against his chest, travelled alongside Dean to become a man of his own. The Winchesters' drive and ambition lead them to the castle and into history as prominent figures in the Long War. Reality proved to be far more difficult than dreams.

[kairithemang0]

Spies are Forever Pirate AU

places mic on the delicately floor and leaves

[honeydewmelan]

"Captain Curt Mega, at your service" Spies are Forever - Pirate AU

[sonnetthebard]

for one shots maybe a Princess Bride AU of Spies Are Forever? "Life is pain, Mega. Anyone who says differently is saying something" (maybe a Westley!Owen? there was an ask about it and it is now stuck in my head)

Oh yes. Yes yes yes yes yes. You have no clue how happy I am. I had a whole Westley phase, now I'm having a whole Owen phase. Perfection.

Genre: Angst/ Fluff/ Romance

Words: 2055

TL;DR: Curt's encounter with Dread Pirate Roberts does *not* end in the way he expected it to.

TW: Mentions of death and grieving, violent thoughts

Yes Curt is Buttercup, no I will not be taking questions. Also a lot of this dialogue was borrowed from the movie.

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How Curt had let himself get here was beyond him. He was exhausted. Truly. He'd had quite the past few days. Why anyone had decided to kidnap one of the kingdom's most valliant knights was beyond him. Why him? Of what importance was he? But even worse (and really more embarrassingly), he hadn't actually been able to overcome his captors. To be fair, as tiny as the man who had kidnapped him was... his two henchmen were more than capable of keeping him right where they needed him. One was very large, and another (a girl no less) was very good with a sword. Better than he was. God, he wished he was home. He wished he hadn't been alone that night, vulnerable to any kidnappers. And that's when all the thoughts he had been trying to push away made their way into his head.

Owen. That's what would have made this all better. Owen. Owen could fix just about anything.

But Owen was gone. Owen had sailed away on a ship, and... that ship was overthrown by the Dread Pirate Roberts and his crew. He was dead. Never to return. In a way, it almost paralleled how Curt was never to return to his days on the farm. Especially not now that the Prince had taken a fancy to him. He didn't exactly fancy the Prince. But hey... it wasn't like Owen was going to come back. At least the Prince was someone to take care of him. Not that he was taking very good care of him in the moment.

No. Curt had gotten a bit distracted in the recounting of his situation. He was not, in fact, captive at all anymore- well... depends on your definition of captive. He suposed he technically still was. Just not by little Von Nazi of Germania and his henchmen. Now, he was being dragged by the arm by a man in all black. His feet were sore, and he could barely keep up the man was walking so fast. He's stumbling, and honestly he could fall any second now. He wouldn't be surprised at all if he simply collapsed. He was hungry. He was barely getting the chance to breathe. His head hurt. Curt was done. Just at the moment Curt feels like he could crash, the grip on his arm is released, and the gravelly voice of his captor pulls him from his thoughts.

"Catch your breath." The man almost seemed to spit it out, as if ever word was bitter to him.

"Please..." Curt panted. "If you stop this... if you let me go... the Prince will pay my ransom. I'm sure of it."

"You're sure, are you?" The man laughed spitefully.

"Yes!" Curt nodded, desperate. In his exhaustion, he almost thought the man might be talking genuinely.

"You're certain?" The man continued on his spiteful tangent. Curt nodded. "Who are you to be certain of anything, good sir?"

"Pardon?" Curt blinked, confused.

"I said who are you to be certain? Are you a god? Or a scholar? Are you, in fact, the prince in disguise?" The man asked coarsely. Curt shook his head, still a bit dazed. "I thought not. I would advise you, good sir, not to make promises you cannot keep."

"I was just giving you the chance to release me willingly." Curt told him bitterly. "You think you're going to be able to escape the Prince? Oh no. He and his men could track a falcon on a cloudy day. He'll find you. And when he does, 'good sir', you are a dead man."

"You think your dearest love will save you?" The man in black seemed to taunt.

"He is not my 'dearest love'!" Curt protested, still trying to catch his breathe. "He's not even my 'love'! He's just my Prince. But yes, he will save me. And, I will add- before you say another word- that he would do the same for any of his knights. We are his family."

"You admit to me that you do not love your liege, then?" The man smirked menacingly.

"He knows that I don't love him." Curt nodded defensively.

"You mean that he knows you are incapable of love." The man in black sighed. Why did everything that came out of this man's mouth sound so bitter?

"I am more than capable of love!" Curt protested. "I have loved more deeply than a wretch like yourself could ever dream!"

"Wretch... that's a good one." The man laughed softly, still bitterly. He grabbed Curt's wrist with an iron grip, and Curt hissed in pain. "Let that be a warning to you, fair sir. I have no tolerance for liars."

And so they were walking again. And walking, and walking, and walking. Far away. Until Curt's feet were so sore that he couldn't feel anything but the pain. The pain consumed his thoughts. Pain, and how odd this man was. He had figured out precisely who this was. With that wit, and that cruelty... It had to be the Dread Pirate Roberts. The man who had killed Owen. A man who Curt had wished dead for years. A man who Curt was going to kill the first chance he got. All of a sudden, that was the thought that consumed Curt's mind. With every step he took it got stronger. And the stronger it got... the happier it made him. God, he knew that was sick, but... revenge would be so sweet. Suddenly, Curt felt himself dropped.

"Rest, sir knight." The man sighed. Curt fell to the ground, propping himself up, unable to move.

"I know who you are." Curt blurted out, filled to the brim with anger. That seemed to amuse the man. "Your cruelty... it gives you away."

"Oh? And who am I?" The man smirked.

"You are the Dread Pirate Roberts." Curt stated plainly. "Admit it."

"Proudly." The man bowed grandiosely. "What can I do for you, sir knight?"

"Die." Curt spat. Dread Pirate Roberts' brows raised in amusement.

"A bit harsh, don't you think?" Dread Pirate Roberts mused playfully.

"Not nearly harsh enough." Curt glared at him. "If it were up to me, you would be torn limb from limb."

"Hardly complimentary, sir knight." Dread Pirate Roberts chuckled. "Why loose your venom on me?"

Curt took a moment, sighing. He didn't want to talk to this man, but he supposed he had been the one to initiate the conversation. And to admit his same-sex attraction to his captor... he could die. Though he had already seemed to guess it, implying that he loved his Prince. Perhaps things were different for pirates. He took a shaky breath.

"You killed my love." Curt croaked quietly. Curt wasn't sure whether the pirate looked more or less amused, but the look on his face had certainly shifted- as had the mood. There was silence for a moment before Roberts responded.

"Perhaps." He admitted. "I kill a lot of people. Who was your love? Another Prince? Pompous, poised, and cold?"

"No... he was a farm boy. Poor." Curt admitted. "Poor, and perfect. With eyes like melted chocolate, and hair to match. Your ship attacked his, and... everyone knows that you take no prisoners."

"Well, I can't, can I?" Roberts reasoned. "People will think I've gone soft! And then any respect they may have had for me goes right out the window."

"You mock my pain!" Curt fumed, sadly and frustratedly.

"Life is pain, sir knight. Anyone who says differently is selling something." Roberts stated. "I remember your lover. Was it not four years ago that he perished?"

"It was." Curt sighed.

"He died with his dignity intact, if that's any consolation to you." Roberts sat next to Curt. "No blubbering, no tears. Only a simple plea: 'Please, I need to live'. I asked him why. And do you know what his answer was?"

"True love." Curt sniffed, looking to the ground.

"True love indeed... I can only assume he meant you, sir knight." Roberts sighed. "He talked of a man of boundless beauty, undying heart and unsurpassable faithfulness. Consider yourself lucky I killed him before he could see you for what you truly are."

"What I am?" Curt blinked in shock.

"Well, good sir... he talked of your unsurpassable faithfulness, if you will remember." Roberts almost seemed to scowl. "Did you run stright to your prince when you heard of his death? Or did you wait a few hours out of respect?"

In that moment, Curt snapped. He was unsure of when he had even registered his surroundings or if he had even fully taken it in. He was on the edge of a hill. He barely remembered thinking about a single thing other than the fact that this man had insulted both him and Owen in one single bound. He stood up, pulling the pirate ith him. Where he found the strength he did not know. Perhaps it was Owen, from beyond the grave. Or maybe it was simply the fortitude of his heart. But there was a fire in his eyes as he looked directly into those of the Dread Pirate Roberts, who stared back in total and utter shock.

"You don't get to insult me or my lover, for on that day I died with him!" Curt growled. "You can die too, for all I care!"

And with that, he let go of Roberts, shoving him over the edge of the ravine. He watched as Roberts tumbled down, a pit growing in his stomach. Why did he feel so terrible? He had just saved his own life and killed Owen's killer. He should feel relieved. The wind seemed to ring in his ears, his hearing acute. So naturally, he heard it more than clearly when Roberts said the words that made his heart stop.

"Curt Mega... you're going to be the death of me!" Roberts called up.

Curt's blood seemed to stop flowing, and he lost any colour he had.

"Owen? Oh, god!" Curt breathed, not thinking twice before throwing himself over the edge of the ravine. Before long, he too was tumbling to what could be his death.

About ten minutes later, Curt regained his consciousness, groaning. It seemed he wasn't too far behind Owen- who was grimacing, starting to stir. Owen crawled slowly, painfully, towards Curt. Curt did his part, trying to prop himself up on his side. Owen got closer to Curt, doing the same and running a hand through his lover’s hair. Curt reached an arm out, wincing, pulling Owen's mask off and taking a look at his lover's face for the first time in four years. It may have been the exhaustion, but Curt started to cry tears of joy.

"Darling... hey, love..." Owen cooed gently, soothing him. "It's okay. It's okay, love."

"You're here..." Curt sniffed, a bit embarassed.

"Can you move at all?" Owen asked.

"Move? You're alive!" Curt started to laugh happily. "I could fly!"

"Why did you move on so quickly from me?" Owen asked him tenderly. "I told you I would come back to you."

"I never moved on, Owen. Never." Curt assured him, still beaming. "I never will."

"Then you really don't have anything going on with the Prince?" Owen asked. "There are rumours, you know."

"Never." Curt shook his head. "He's so far from being my type..."

"Good." Owen sighed in relief.

"You were dead..." Curt sighed, still in shock.

"I'll explain later." Owen chuckled. "Well... I suppose there's a lesson to take from this, 'sir knight'."

"And what would that be?" Curt smirked playfully.

"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for awhile." Owen smirked back.

"I will never doubt you again." Curt promised him.

"There will never be a need." Owen promised him in return.

And with that, they sealed their agreement with a kiss. It was tender, loving , and gentle- a representation of all of the wonderful things about love. It had been a long time coming... But oh, was it ever sweet. Both tangled their hands in each other's hair, taking in every moment they could to its fullest. And with that kiss, they knew that their love was stronger than anything that any prince, king, or fireswamp could throw their way.

[mythuzalasheir3]

Spy-rates Of The Caribbean

Welcome to this week’s instalment of random crack SAF mashup AUs with SAF x Pirates of the Caribbean!

Basically, the plot and setting of the first three Pirates of the Caribbean films but with the characters from SAF

Agent Curt Mega is Captain Jack Sparrow

Owen is Barbossa

Tati is Elizabeth

Barb is Will

DMA is Davy Jones (yes he and Owen are going to be separate people)

Sergio as Norrington (thanks Mel from the SAF Discord😁)

I have a few more ideas for character swaps but they aren’t concrete until I suss out how this is all going to work

Feel free to add some more ideas 😁

[reginaofdoctorwho]

Okay so I haven’t seen anyone talk about this and I just Think It’d Be Neat, so uh. Spies are forever Princess Bride au? I think Owen would make a kick ass Westley and Barb as Miracle Max and all. Also just “life is pain, Mega. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”

nonny you are fucking BRILLIANT!! this also goes v well with the whole "Dread Pirate Roberts style Deadliest Man Alive" where Owen wasn't the first one and it was handed down

i think Tatiana would be Inigo, the Informant would probably be closest to Fezzik? i would LOVE to have someone come up with something for Mama Mega and Cynthia

also i could see Owen ceding the title of Deadliest Man Alive (to be changed) to Tatiana, only for her to also give it up because she doesn't want it (reminds her of her past), which in the book Inigo did not take up the mantle (i think god i have to reread it)

"life is pain, Mega. Anyone who says differently is selling something" is fucking STELLAR and now i want to see this in a fic

i think a Miracle Max! Barb is a fantastic idea, and I can definitely see it.

Tatiana, trying to get Barb to help but obviously not straight: i'm his,, wife. he is the sole provider, our children,,,, will starve,, i cannot work,,,, he is all we have Barb: you're a rotten liar Tatiana: i need him to help me avenge the deaths of my family, murdered when i at the tender age of four sending me spiraling into becoming an assassin for a group i still don't know anything about Barb: your first story was better

would we get stuck with Dr. Baron von Nazi as Prince Humperdinck? because von Nazi is,, not impressive to me and i feel like that is a major part of Humperdinck's character: that he's intelligent, cunning and cruel and the intelligence is what makes him dangerous. Von Nazi's evil in a theater kid way. i haven't read the book in a couple years, but the Prince had like this fucked up murder zoo with different layers of dangerous animals and like. van Nazi could NOT handle that.

i could see having just Chimera overall be a stand-in for Count Rugan, and have them replace the KGB for taking Tatiana from her family

i wish we could keep the line "but seeing as how we are all traitors to our countries" from the Informant; someone help w this

oml i just remembered when Buttercup pushed Westley down the hill and like,,, the banana

i think we'd have to write this with a happy ending, because for one thing that is how the Princess Bride works, and also i need something happy with this fandom

[official-impravidus]

IMPRAVIDUS MISCELLANEOUS MASTERLIST

Last Updated: August 5, 2024

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Hook, Line, Sinker - The 355, Mermaid!Graciela/Pirate!Marie

who is that girl i see, staring straight back at me? - Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic, Transfem!Sinbad/Genderfluid!Yunan

The Destruction of Sakiyama Youji - sweet pool, Mita/Sakiyama, inspired by "The Creation of Adam"

MISC CROSSOVERS

i’d rather die than see you suffer - 3rd Life Grian goes back to Hermitcraft

reunion at the observatory - Sebastian Smythe (Glee)!Barry (The Flash) & Santana, ColdFlash

like father like son - William Clayton (Arrow)/Michael Snart (The Flash)

Dichotomous Trio - Barry Allen (The Flash), Sebastian Smythe (Glee), and Chris Stewart (A Mother's Nightmare) are triplets

[CONFIDENTIAL] - Tess Tyler (Camp Rock)/Tim Drake (Batman)

the ci and the cia - Peter POV Neal Caffrey (White Collar)!Bryce/Chuck (Chuck)

so a vampire, vampire, vampire, vampire, vampire, vampire, vampire, and human get kidnapped— - Shadowhunters x My Babysitter’s a Vampire x Carmilla x I Kissed A Vampire x Teen Wolf

sometimes what is, is meant to be - Dean Winchester, Steve Harrington, Stiles Stilinski, Jason Todd, and TommyInnit are HYDRA supersoldiers + Evan Buckley (in progress)

Welcome to the Neighborhood! - Chase (Lab Rats)/Kaz (Mighty Med) College Neighbors AU

rum and coke (minus the rum) - Natalie (Next To Normal) meets Sam Winchester (Supernatural)

facing the monsters of the past - Myra!Clary (Shadowhunters), Myra/Ryan/Skylar (Girl VS Monster) (in progress)

can’t salt and burn a ghost without a body - Ghostbur (Dream SMP) goes into Supernatural

who wants to be God when they could be a firefighter? - Jack Kline (Supernatural) is Evan Buckley (9-1-1)

ghosts and guilt - Lex Foster (Black Friday)/Stiles Stilinski (Teen Wolf) (in progress)

BAD SAMARITAN

Out - Outsider POV of Sean time-traveling from post-movie

CAPTAIN OF KINGS

repercussions of a rainy day - Athelina/Rowan sickfic

CARRIE

Prom Queen - Fix-It

CHUCK

kiss your pain away - Bryce/Chuck fluff and first kiss

CRIMINAL MINDS

penelope wants another kitty - Penemily 5+1 Domestic Fluff and Banter

DESCENDANTS

Poison - Evie/Dark!Mal

DOCTOR WHO

making up for lost moments - Rose in the Eleventh Hour, Rose/11

DR. HORRIBLE'S SING-ALONG BLOG

bad at being bad - Fix-It AU, Billy/Penny

ENCHANTED

Tyson Monroe is dating an actual Fairytale Princess - Tyson Outsider POV of Morgan being a daughter of Andalasia

GAME CHANGER

Ratfish Chat - the Ratfish characters in an actual group chat

HEARTSTOPPER

to love is to be loved - Charlie Amnesia

IT

you took my life with you (took my world with you) - Richie and Patty mourn together

clogging the timeline - Losers on Twitter

LEGALLY BLONDE MUSICAL

two in one shampoo - Emmett and Elle Wedding Planning

ARROWVERSE

cherry chocolate cake - Nate Heywood/Ray Palmer

Solstice - Kara/Lena, Kryptonian culture

LIV AND MADDIE

Feeling the Spark - Voltage, Garrison & Tess First Meeting

MADAME WEB

Audentes Fortuna Iuvat - Cassandra, Julia, Anya, Mattie, Found Family, Post-Canon

MERLIN

Study Date - Merlin & Morgan, Merthur

MIRACULOUS LADYBUG

The Life Swap - Adrien and Marinette Swap Lives (ABANDONED)

Exposed - Truth Akuma Identity Reveal

Snowed In A Supermarket - Accidental Baby Acquisition Snowed In Identity Reveal

Blast From the Future - Emma Agreste Time Travels to the Past (ABANDONED)

The Day After - Outsider POV of Post-Reveal Adrienette

Gifted - AU (ABANDONED)

Protector - Adrien (Miraculous Ladybug) is TommyInnit (Dream SMP)

PUPPY LOVE

Itch - post-canon Max character study

ROOM

Beds and Hot Showers - Post-Canon

SEARCHING

sonata - David Character Study

SINGIN' IN THE RAIN

Good night, my darlings. - Cosmo/Don/Kathy

SPIES ARE FOREVER

a future we’ll never have - Owen/Curt post torture fluff

SPIRITED

Push - Post-Canon Clint Character Study

STARKID

all i wanted was you - The Trail To Oregon! Titty Mitty/Cornwallis

what it means to be wanted - Little White Lie Post-Canon Fix-It, Trans!Tanya & Kevin

STRANGER THINGS

haunted by a past long gone - Keys (Free Guy) is Steve Harrington (Stranger Things)

Steve’s Kids - Steve Harrington (Stranger Things) in 9-1-1

A Day in the Life of Steve Harrington - Outsider POV of Steve (in progress)

SUPERNATURAL

Convalescence - Post-Cage!Sam Outsider POV 5+1

Dean Winchester, loving husband and father - Four times people think Cas and Jack are Dean's wife and toddler.

Are we there yet? - 1000 words of Plotless Sibling Bickering

sam winchester isn’t an idiot - Sam POV of Destiel Time Travelers

Expectations - Dean Character Study featuring Destiel

sweet - Jess/Sam Character Study and Fluff

Syncopated Soliloquies - Human!Cas and Angel!Dean Role Reversal (ABANDONED)

Facade - No Supernatural AU, Serial Killer!John, Destiel

TEEN WOLF

she is (and will be) so loved - Melissa/Chris/Peter, Pregnancy

awesome - Stiles has Frontotemporal Dementia

THE LITTLE MERMAID (2023)

wonderment - Ariel/Eric Post-Canon Fluff

THE MAD ONES

Go Tonight - Fix It, Kelly lives

TRAVELERS

What Could Have Been - Pre-Travelers Canon Rewrite (in progress)

YURI!!! ON ICE

trust - Bucky Barnes is Victor’s dad

rewrite, revitalize, rival - Yuuri and Yuri Time Travel (in progress)