#stabbing caesar

[spookymulderjr]

All of us on Tumblr today in preparation for tomorrow's international holiday

[constable-rohza]

HELP I told my dad today is a Tumblr holiday and he asked "is it the anniversary of the onceler?"

[buthearmeouttho]

haha back from doing totally nothing yesterday. Not stabbing Caesar or something.

[warrior-cats-junk]

Happy Ides of March

[kotamagic]

Honestly, it makes perfect sense for Pi Day to come right before the Ides of March.

To properly slice a pie, you need a nice, sharp knife. If it's been a year, it gives you a chance to look at that knife and make sure it's sufficiently sharp for the pie AND for use the next day.

You wouldn't want to be stabbing Caesar with a dull knife, would you?

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[pyrolikesfire]

TIME TO STAB CAESAR

[caffeinesam]

Today's soundtrack:

https://spotify.link/6b2l428AZHb

That is all

[meersspace]

it's almost that time of the year folks. grab yer knives

reblog for extra stabbing

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

[mail-me-to-hell]

[caspertheconfused]

I am not stabbing Caesar tomorrow

[duchessdaisybat]

it's official everyone beware the ides of march!

[wolfgang-king]

[swarm-of-polls-in-a-trench-coat]

For Caesar to survive, he needs at least 50 bandages. If 10% stab him again, he automatically dies

[doggirlnarcolepsy]

Twitter HQ - March 15th, 2023 CE

[stephen9260]

see you in the Senate guys